AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team 8 Kansai people,
in Team 8, no, no, in AKB48,
no, no, in all idols,
will shine brightly!
Our goal of being No. 1!
Here and now, we declare,
Kansai Action, start!
[Applause]
Wow, you went for it again!
Wow!
Yeah! Thank you!
Everyone, thank you for joining us today!
Let me introduce you to the members of our show,
Miki's boyfriend and Mommy's boyfriend!
Yeah!
Boyfriend!
Don't say it!
Mommy's boyfriend!
Don't say that!
You're a normal woman, so say "mami-chan"
Mami-chan, Mami-chan, do you watch it?
Stop it!
Say it normally, don't say "mami-chan"
Watch it, ok?
I'm used to it now because you say it too much
I can't do it when you say it so strongly
Stop it!
I can't say it, I can only say the name below
Are you a high school student?
I'm glad you only said the name below, but what about Fujiwara-san?
This is bad!
It's not that bad!
Yes, I'll be scolded!
Yes, I'll be scolded by Mami-chan!
Don't say it, Mami!
Don't say it!
So, it's been a month and a half since Ruka-chan came back.
Welcome back!
You took a break for a month and a half, didn't you?
Yes, I took a break for only once, but I didn't take a break for three times either.
It's not that bad!
You were lonely, weren't you?
Yes, I was very lonely.
Who did you want to see?
Well...
Asei-san.
I know.
I know!
I'm glad.
I see. It's been a while, so I wanted to tell you all to do your best!
That's right!
Ohonishi-chan isn't here again this time!
Just one more!
One more!
Isn't it like an exchange battle?
It's like a battle we don't know about!
It's like an exchange battle!
It's like a show we don't know about!
It's like a broadcast show!
It's like a final battle!
Isn't it?
There's a lot going on, but let's do our best this time!
So, in this show, the six Kansai teammates will secretly aim for number one so that other members in the area won't know about it, and will challenge various things!
And today's "Kansai Applause" is different from usual!
Of course, some of you may have noticed, but...
All of you are wearing AKB's costumes!
You're here!
Is this AKB's original costume?
Yes, it's our teammate's costume.
Your teammate's?
Yes!
It's nice! It's not like the yellow "chachi" hoodie you're wearing now...
No! No!
No!
It's a real short hair!
So this is your real appearance?
Yes!
That's amazing!
What is this?
This is my birthday card.
Birthday "card"?
It's my birthday number.
Oh, it's August 20th in Chiga Prefecture, right?
Yes, that's right.
The difference is your age.
That's right.
How old are you?
I'm 48 years old.
Oh, I see!
You've completely forgotten about that.
Please, go ahead.
That's right.
Sometimes I forget that you guys are AKB48.
What?
Sometimes I forget that you guys are AKB48.
I'm doing a show with a Kansai girl.
No!
Sometimes I forget that you guys are AKB48.
It's nice, right?
It's great, right?
You guys are like idols.
Like idols?
Idols?
Everyone, you can't say that!
Hey!
You guys!
Wait!
Everyone!
Hey!
Everyone can do it now!
Great!
I can see your growth!
Now, as for why everyone is wearing this costume...
This is because we asked for it for free this time.
That's right.
Today, we would like to deliver an emergency special project that we, Miki, have brought in.
That's right.
Everyone, please look forward to it.
First of all, let's start with the members' secret talk.
Thank you for enjoying it.
First of all, Serika-chan, Ruka-chan, and Yamada- chan, please go ahead.
Bye-bye!
That's a good secret talk. It suits you!
Cute!
Did you grow taller?
You say that a lot!
You've grown a little, haven't you?
Now, let's start the members' secret talk!
Yes, I'm Nagano Serika.
Today's secret talk is about something you always forget about.
Something I always forget about is...
When I open my drawer, I leave it open.
I forget to close it.
Before I close it, I fix it and open it again.
But my mom always scolds me for closing it.
That's cute!
That's great!
Now, let's continue with Ruka-chan!
Yes, I'm Yamamoto Ruka.
I'm sorry for taking a day off this time!
I had a test and took a day off for that test.
That's right!
So, this time, I'm going to sneakily forget about it.
Something I forget about is...
When I took the test, I was about to get 100 points, but I forgot and got 98 points.
Yes, I was supposed to get full points, but I forgot and missed it!
That's sad!
Damn it!
Don't think about it like that!
It's not like you'll get 98 points!
Now, Yamamoto-chan!
Yes, I'm Yamamoto Nanami.
Something I forget about is...
When I make a joke about a cute line or a cute song, I forget about it.
I'll do my best and make it cute today! Thank you!
Yes!
That's great!
Your way of talking is a little mature.
I love it!
I'm only 18 years old!
You're only 18 years old!
That's right!
Now, let's continue!
Today's segment is...
Here it is!
"Secretly Bringing It In Special"!
It's a special segment!
The members will secretly bring in a segment they don't like in other programs.
Today's segment is an emergency special segment!
We, Miki, will be bringing it in!
Until now, it was the members.
Today, it's us bringing it in.
So, Asei-kun, please announce it!
Secretly!
We, Kansai members, will show you our true idol sides!
Yes!
What do you mean by "true idol sides"?
To be honest, when we dance at the end, we always do it like this.
Because you guys are dancing like crazy!
No, we're not!
Like, you're lowering your hands or something!
No, no, no! To be honest, we're not doing it 100% for you guys!
We've never seen you guys being idols!
So you guys are like...
female comedians or something like that!
What are you talking about?!
You guys look like it right now!
Today, right here!
What kind of face are you making?
Today, right here!
We've seen you guys in photoshoots and stuff, and we know you guys look like this,
but we've never seen you guys being idols in real life!
Can you show us your idols' faces?
I know, right?!
You guys are idols, right?!
Yes!
Right?! Look, we only have Monta-chan doing it, but...
Right?! That kind of thing!
Yes!
Cute, cute!
That's what we want to see today!
Yamada-san, you're a little off, aren't you?!
I'm off, aren't I?!
Why?!
I'm off! You're going too far!
We'll do it!
We won't do that!
That's disgusting!
You guys are making us look disgusting!
There's no way we're saying that!
Anyway, today we want you guys to show us lots of real idols that we've never seen before!
I see!
Is that okay with you guys?!
Yes!
No more shame or embarrassment!
Today you guys are complete idols!
That's right!
No more variety!
We don't need any funny elements today!
You don't have to laugh at all today, right?!
Look! The staff is telling you not to laugh at all!
Seriously!
What?!
Sei will be in charge of laughing!
I'm sorry!
It's getting weirder and weirder.
And in the end, me and Azei will decide which of us will do the official closing of the show.
It's the official closing of the show.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to wrap up Onishi-chan for now.
That's too bad.
Poor thing.
Her face is like that of her good friend's mother.
Okay, let's get started.
The first thing we're going to show you is...
Our first handshake!
Handshake.
Right?
Handshake.
What does a handshake look like?
We'd like you to recreate our first handshake here.
We've never done it before.
We've never said "handshake" before.
Right.
We've never seen it before and we don't know what it's like.
We don't know what we're going to do.
We think we're just going to shake hands.
We don't know how many handshakes we're going to do.
We'd like you to recreate it for us.
We'd like you to show us your usual emotions.
Your real emotions.
What's with that face?
You don't want to do it for us?
Are you discriminating between your fans and us?
No!
We're your fans, right?
That's right.
We're your number one fans.
That's right.
We're cheering for you.
Please think of us as your fans.
Right.
Got it!
Yay!
Got it?
Got it!
Yay!
Ayano, you don't know what you're doing.
Stop it!
Please stand by.
I'd like you to do the order of line-up.
What?
Line-up?
Is there a line-up?
No.
Line-up?
Line-up is...
Isn't it the last one?
Anywhere is fine.
We're nervous, too.
Okay, okay.
First one.
Okay, first one.
First one.
Okay, let's go.
Let's start with Aze.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
Wow!
It's a snack!
Wow!
It's a snack!
What's this?
It's a snack!
Snack!
It's a snack!
When it's time, you have to peel it off.
What does that mean?
What's going on?
Are you drunk?
Hey!
You're beautiful!
Please.
You're beautiful!
Oh, I'm sorry. Can you do my face too?
Your face.
What do you do with it?
I peel it off.
You peel it off, right?
Oh, you peel it off because you cover it for a long time.
I see.
Really?
Are you serious?
No, I'm not serious!
I'm not serious!
You're serious.
You have a serious atmosphere.
No, no, no.
Are you sure you have a girlfriend?
Yes, I do.
I see.
Okay, let's start with Asei.
Start!
Oh, you're here!
Thank you!
No, it's nothing.
You look really good in that suit.
I'm happy.
Your glasses are really stylish, too.
I want to see you again, but will you come?
Really?
I'll definitely come.
Really? It's a promise.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
Oh, did you dye your hair?
My hair?
No, it looks really good on you!
Oh, really? You remember me?
I remember you!
I'm happy!
I don't remember you. You're Asei, right?
Why do you remember me?
Your hair looks really good on you!
Thank you!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
The other day, you came to see me at the theater, right?
Oh, you could see me like that?
Yes, I could see you well!
Oh, really?
Next time, bring me with you, okay?
She'll make me a house for me!
Okay?
Wow!
Come again!
Thank you!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- How have you been? - I've been good!
I'm so happy! I wanted to see you for a bit... Did you want to see me?
- I really wanted to see you! - Tell me! Really!
- You really wanted to see me? - Yeah, I really wanted to see you!
- Wow, really? - I haven't seen you yet!
- Wow! - Bye bye!
- You've finally come! - Thanks!
- Thank you! - You're welcome!
- I want to see you again! - Wow!
- I want to see you again! - Really?
- Thank you! - Really?
- Thank you so much! - Thank you, too!
- See you! - See you!
- Bye bye! - Bye bye!
- Wow!
- Your seriousness is not this serious!
I can't see it.
Wow.
Where did it come from?
Don't look away.
I see.
Look me in the eye.
Who did you like?
You might not have heard of it, but Ota-chan said she liked you once.
Did you really say that?
I didn't say I like you at all, but I said I like you a lot.
You're confusing me.
Isn't it good?
Ota-chan likes me.
This is amazing.
How many seconds does it last?
One or ten seconds.
One CD?
One or ten CDs.
If you want to talk a lot, you can buy ten CDs.
One CD comes with a handshake ticket.
That's why people buy so many CDs.
That's amazing.
People talk to you first.
Do you remember it?
We remember it.
I'm happy.
If you say you remember it, I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I don't mind saying I remember it.
That's not true.
It's light.
It's light, isn't it?
What is it all of a sudden?
Are you kidding me?
You showed me your self-awareness.
You attacked me all of a sudden.
What is it?
That's a lot of CDs.
You bought two CDs.
What?
I bought two CDs.
You look like a Chinese rich man.
I've been eating a lot of food with my own money.
I bought two CDs.
Everyone bought two CDs.
I'll show you in 20 seconds.
Let's start the first handshake meeting!
You came! Thank you!
I didn't think we'd meet again.
I've been looking for you.
I'm so happy! Thank you!
I'll come again!
I promise you.
You can't look at other girls!
Okay.
Thank you! I'll go to other girls!
You haven't come lately. Hurry up and come!
I love you so much. Hurry up and come!
I love you so much.
I don't think you should say that. I love you.
I love you.
Hurry up and come!
Your hair looks good!
Hello!
Why did you look like that earlier?
Because I like you all.
Why did you only look at me?
I've seen you three times.
I was looking forward to it, but you didn't come.
I don't know. Do a test!
How was the test?
The test? It was good.
Because Kousei supported me.
I'll support you forever!
Kousei, you did it for me!
Kousei!
I've been waiting for you!
You came to the event the other day, but you were looking at other girls, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
I've been watching you.
You're amazing!
Look at me!
We don't match at all!
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm from Kyoto, too.
We're from the same area.
See you later!
Thank you for coming!
You're always working hard and I always respect you!
See you later!
Hey, look at me!
What's wrong with you?
I'm disgusting!
Disgusting!
Oh my god!
Where are you looking at?
What was that?
I can't stop sweating!
I don't need two sheets of paper!
If I say it in one word, you'll fall in love with me!
This is not good!
Come on!
This is amazing!
You'll like everyone!
At the end, Serika-chan, you were like this!
You were like this!
When you were doing it, you were like this!
When I was doing it, I was like this!
Like a politician!
I can't stop sweating!
You're amazing!
Seriously!
You're doing this without any reason?
Yes.
I'm going to start doubting you guys!
What? Why?
You guys do that to me all the time!
Why do you do that to me?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Do you think we're okay with it?
Even if you don't like it?
I like it a lot!
Do it!
When you were doing it, you were like this!
Like this!
It's fun!
Seriously!
Like this!
You can't do it at all!
You're like, "What is this?"
When you do it, hide it and do it!
Even if you do it, you can't laugh!
You don't need it!
You look like an idol!
Seriously!
If you do it like that, I'll like you!
I'll like you!
When you and Ota-chan were shaking hands,
I was really a little angry.
Huh? Didn't you say you like me earlier?
I was like, "What?"
You're amazing!
So this is what shaking hands as an idol is like!
It's my first time doing it!
And you admire us, right?
We're pretty close,
and we're like friends now,
but from a fan's perspective, you're an admirer.
Until now you were like a little sister,
but now you're like a woman!
Serika-chan!
Serika-chan is amazing!
She's like "the idol"!
She's completely absorbed in it!
Hama-chan is like a young boy.
Hama-chan!
Everyone's different!
Which one do you like?
Yamada-chan and Ota-chan...
Ota-chan and Luka-chan...
I can't stop sweating!
You're amazing!
It's really...
You're sweating!
It's dirty!
Look!
Look at this!
Your mouth is dirty!
Don't say it!
Your mouth...
It's like this, right?
It's like you shaking hands with me earlier, right?
The girl here is the girl who shook hands with me earlier, right?
She was like "nyaaan"
nyaaan
She was like "nyaaan"
Are you a heavyweight?
I'm scared of you, but you're amazing!
But you're amazing!
I'm glad!
I'd like to continue.
The next idol you'll see is...
This!
Your first fan meeting!
Fan meeting!
We don't know much about fan meetings.
It's our first time.
It's our first time participating in a fan meeting.
We're addicted to AKB now.
So we decided to go to a fan meeting.
But we don't know much about fan meetings.
It's our first time.
What is it like?
There are fan meetings, right?
When it's released, it's like a photo session.
There are fewer people.
That's right.
Are there fewer people?
No, the fan meeting is definitely a fan meeting.
Everyone will take a fan meeting.
Everyone?
People who don't become one by one will definitely take a fan meeting.
Is there a ticket or something like that?
Yes, there is.
Wow.
Now, let's have you stand by for the fan meeting.
Yes, please.
Wow, it's cool.
Oh, there's something here.
Show off.
Wow.
Wow, it's small.
What's going on?
What...
It's an unknown world.
That's right.
We don't know.
Now, let's start with Aso-kun.
Yes.
Who do you want to participate in the fan meeting?
Hmm...
Well...
Luka-chan!
Yes!
Oh!
Participate in Luka-chan's fan meeting.
Can I use this small one?
Do you like it?
Is there such a thing?
Something like this...
No, it's not like that.
I don't know.
It's not like the usual one.
It doesn't matter if it has something else in it.
Like this and this.
It doesn't matter if it has something else in it.
Hmm...
That's right.
You can request it from Aso-kun.
That's right.
A rose.
With this.
Now, let's go.
Something like this...
Hmm...
I like something sexy.
Ah, something sexy.
Hmm...
Has it already started?
Not yet.
Let's go.
OK.
Now, Aso-kun and Luka-chan's fan meeting.
Start!
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's your first time coming to our fan meeting, right? - It's my first time coming.
- So, we've prepared a rose for you. - Oh, you've prepared it for me? - Yes.
- Then, let's make you look a little sexy with it. - OK.
- Let's make you look like a sexy Luka-chan. - OK.
- Then, do you know why it's a rose? - Huh? Why?
- I came to propose to you. - You'll get caught.
- I see. - So, in commemoration of that...
- I see. - I'll take a picture of you.
- Good! Huh? In commemoration of that? - Yes.
- You'll propose to me? - Yes. When you're proposing to me...
- I'll have you do "kasha" for me. - OK.
- So, for that moment... - I see. - Yes.
- Luka-chan... - Yes?
- You know... - Yes?
- I really like you, you know? - Yes.
- Please go out with me. - I'm sorry!
- As expected of you! - It's over!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I'm sorry! - Please come again!
- I'll come again! - Yes!
- I'll definitely come! - Next time, I'll prepare a hundred roses for you.
- I'm happy! Don't you remember? - I don't remember!
- I don't remember! Bye-bye! - This is...
- Huh? - What do you mean "enjoy"?
- It's not like that! - There's more to it than that!
- Today, I've decided to enjoy it! - I see.
- Right? - Yes.
- Amazing. So, Luka-chan, you're doing it like that. - Yes.
- A little bit of laughter... - Yes.
- A little bit of laughter mixed in. - Is it like that tomorrow?
- Is there something like a weird face? - No, it's fine. - I see.
- It's really fine. - Yes.
- So, next... - Ah, should I go? - Yes.
- So, I'll... - Who should I go with?
- So, Yamada-chan! - Yes!
- The worst reverse name!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I really don't think so.
- Hey, what's with that face?! - The worst reverse name!
- What's with that "it came out" face?! - Let's do it! Let's do it!
- It's there! - It's fine!
- So... - It's fine!
- It's true that I'm sweating right now, but...
- Do you sweat this much? - Yes.
- She's giving me some ideas. - Yes!
- It's amazing. - It's good!
- It's like... - Yes...
- She's giving me some ideas! - Yes!
- It's good! - Yes!
- Right? - Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes... - It's hot! It's hot!
- Yes! It's nice! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes.
- Then, Onii-chan and Yamada-chan's chatting session, start! - Yes!
- Hello! - Oh! You came today, too?
- You came today, too... Yes, I did. - Then...
- What kind of pose do you like? - Oh, that's right!
- I'll try to talk to Yamada-chan. - Oh! Then...
- Do you want to do "heart" together? - Oh! I see!
- Can I do it? - What do you mean by "heart"?
- Heart... - This? Together?
- Yes. - I'm so nervous!
- Can you do it? It's okay, it's okay. - I can't do that.
- You want to do it, right? - With a woman...
- Hurry up and do it!
- Let's do it! - No...
- Hurry up and do it! - I'm nervous!
- Hurry up and do it! - Huh?
- Hurry up and do it! - Why are you making me do it?
- Okay, it's okay. - Does she have a backbone?
- It's okay! - Does she have a backbone?
- Does she have hands? - Hurry up and say goodbye!
- Okay, I'll do it! - I'm nervous!
- I'll do it! - Hurry up and do it!
- Okay!
- Isn't it good? - Yes!
- Thank you! - Is it okay?
- Come again! - Is it okay? Thank you!
- I'll wait for you! - Yes, yes!
- See you! - Wait, let me talk a little more!
It's okay! But I think the person who peeled it will come!
- Shall we peel it? - Yes!
- Bye-bye! - Who are you?!
Bye-bye!
Wait a minute! I'm just sick!
It's okay if you do it normally!
There is no one here who will put your laughing essence!
Didn't you hear me?!
It's okay if you do it normally!
Do you understand?!
I don't need it! I don't want to see it!
I see, Yamada-chan!
Is there a corner like this?
If a fan says "Let's do it!", we'll do it!
- If you only have a heart, you can touch it with your hands! - That's right!
- You can't do anything else! - What?!
- You can only put your hand like this with a fan! - What about a triangle?
- You can't do anything else! - You can't do a triangle?!
- You can't do anything like this! You can only do it with a heart! - What?!
You can't do it!
It's like wearing glasses from behind!
And this!
- It's violation of rules! - This is the most...
Even if you put your chair here and there, there won't be a problem!
- You'll have it stuck there anyway! - Seriously?!
- This is crazy! - You can even do it like this to an old lady!
Okay!
To an old lady who is a fan, "Tatsuma, let's take a picture of you! / Please let me take a picture of you!!"
No, that's the difference between A.T.A.P. and Miki.
Take off your clothes.
Your auntie was with you.
Take off your clothes.
Right, auntie?
How far are you going?
Right.
Okay, Aze, who's next?
Let's go. Next is...
Hama-chan!
Hama-chan.
Can you put this away?
Put this away.
Hama-chan, you have your own world.
Pen.
I'm going to roll up my sleeves.
No, you don't have to roll up your sleeves.
Are you paying attention to me?
You should have paid attention to the time.
You used to be like that.
Muscle?
Roll up your sleeves.
Alright!
Blood balance.
Are you ready?
Ready, start!
Say it yourself!
You don't need my presence!
You don't need me as your MC!
You don't need my presence!
Hama-chan, say it!
Ready, Asen-san and Saina's interview, start!
Seriously!
Thank you for coming!
Of course!
Today, I'm not going with you, but let's decide what we're going to eat!
Decide?
What are we going to eat today?
I have an idea!
Oh, really?
What do you think?
Let's do a meat pose!
Let's do it! What kind of meat pose?
Wow!
Let's do it!
Ready, start!
Okay!
What is this?
Are we going to eat meat today?
We're going to eat meat today!
Are you going to eat meat, Hama-chan?
I am!
There's a lot of garlic in it.
What kind of pose?
Ready, start!
Wow!
It's good!
Let's eat while looking at the picture of us eating meat!
Okay! Let's do it!
Let's do it like we're eating Hama-chan!
Ready, start!
Wow!
Thank you!
Thank you! See you!
Bye-bye!
Yay!
The end!
Don't do it all by yourself! Do it all by yourself!
Wow! Can you go on with that full of energy?
I'm really full of energy!
This is crazy!
It's like a handshake party and I'm like "Yay! Yay!"
This is what happens when it's over!
But I'm still full of energy!
Oh, really?
I've been like that for a year!
Really?
Show me more of that!
You're always like...
Nothing!
You don't look good at all!
Why do you look like that?
You know, when we're filming a show,
there's always something new happening.
Yeah, I get nervous.
Why do you get nervous?
Because you're a comedian!
Because you're a socialite!
That's enough!
Yeah!
You're like your own older brother!
No, it's like...
What's wrong?
What? What?
What's wrong?
Anyway, let me do it!
Shall I do it?
Yes!
I love you, Serika!
I'm happy!
Do you want this?
No, thank you!
You don't have to turn it off!
I'm embarrassed!
Serika, you have something, don't you?
I'm looking forward to you, Serika!
Yes!
What should we do?
Oh, you don't have anything?
No, I don't!
Okay, then!
Let's start Serika and I's comedy party!
Thank you for bringing me here today!
Thank you for coming!
Let's take a picture!
Okay!
Look at each other!
Okay!
Take a picture of me!
I can't see you!
More! More!
I can't see you!
Yamaya's face!
Good morning!
Wait a minute! I'm the only one with Yamaya's face!
Yamaya!
I can't do it! I can't see your eyes!
From the booth next door to AKB members' Yamaya!
I can hear you!
Stop it!
It's amazing for me alone!
That was amazing!
Do you do it?
Yes, I do it a lot!
Are you okay? Can you see me?
Yes!
But there are many people who are embarrassed.
That's right!
If it's a man, he's usually embarrassed!
I can't do this!
Well, that's it.
At last, Ota-chan is left.
Ota-chan, who do you want to take it with?
Ah! Sen-san!
That's right!
What's up with him?
His face is crazy!
That guy...
What's up with him?
It's like...
Seriously...
Stop it already!
That's right!
Nice to meet you!
Well, let's go!
Well, Asei-kun and Ota-chan's interview, start!
Did you come?
Thank you!
Let's do a weird face competition!
A weird face competition?
Yes!
Seriously!
For real!
Face the camera!
Let's go!
How is it?
Let's do it!
Which one is weird?
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye?!
You said you love me last time!
Go back. Go back.
Go back to INTEX right now.
Get out of INTEX's command center, you guys.
Wow, that's amazing. You even have weird faces.
I'm getting older.
I think it's fun to joke around a little.
That's good. I see.
So we can do it all the time.
That's right. So it might be good to have a little sense of friendship.
That's right. But there's also the fact that you remember me.
There's also the fact that you might remember me.
That's it for now.
You're doing a lot of things.
Handshake meeting, interview meeting.
Yes.
That's amazing. You have a lot of opportunities to interact with fans.
That's right.
What's wrong? Why are you laughing?
Don't you have teeth?
That's how you laugh.
Don't you have teeth?
That's how you laugh like you don't have teeth.
I do.
You do.
Now, let me show you a real idol at the end.
Here it is.
The first team-mate performance!
What does it mean?
This time, in this studio, the five members of Kansai will perform a mini-concert!
The audience will be just you and me.
Are you surprised?
Just you and me?
Just you and me!
Seriously?
Seriously!
No matter how many tickets you have, you can't do it.
That's right, everyone!
Thank you!
I'm glad you did your best.
I'm glad you made it to the final.
That's the best reward.
Yes, it's all thanks to you.
I'm glad you did it.
Are you all going to do the mini-concert today?
Yes.
Do it for real!
Do it like you always do, like an ending.
I'm sorry, I'll do it for real.
Do it!
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Okay, everyone, stand by, please.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Can we sit down?
Is it okay for us to sit in such a special seat?
You even prepared a cushion for me.
What do you mean you even prepared a cushion for me?
This is fine.
You even prepared a cushion for me.
You're amazing.
You're like an electrician.
That's right.
I always think like that.
You're amazing.
I've never seen an idol's concert before.
That's why I'm always moved when I see people on TV performing.
I know, I know.
When they're singing, I look for them!
I also look for them.
Kansai members.
You're amazing.
It's amazing that you can sing and dance.
It's something we don't have.
That's right.
Shall we go?
Yes.
Let's go.
Your first team-mate concert.
Start!
Yay! I'll sit down.
Are you serious?
Yay!
Whatever problems you have, hey, hey, they know, hey, these angels have come down to [ __ ] for you, hey hey hey hey
a. j. b. i. y. s.
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Are you thinking of someone?
I want to see you right now.
It's nice to have someone.
When you find something happy,
I want to share it with you.
Let's go to that wonderful city at 47.
Let's sing and go see it.
Get in my favorite car and get excited.
We're getting closer.
Where are we going?
Kyoto!
Nana!
Shiga!
Wakkayama!
[music]
Yoshinana's wonderful city
Let's sing and go see it
Get in my favorite car and get excited
Getting closer, Yoshinana is
The number of cities I want to visit
Yoshinana is always waiting for me
Every day, everything goes well
Friends from all over Japan and those with smiles
Yay! Awesome!
Wonderful!
Hello everyone! We are…
AKB48 Team 8!
I know! I know, you idiots!
Thank you for coming to Kansai Hakusho Kossori Mini Park today!
Thank you!
Everyone! Are you excited?
Awesome!
Thank you!
Our first song is Team 8's representative song "47's Wonderful Townscape"!
I know this song!
Let's introduce ourselves!
First of all, Ruka-chan, what's the topic?
The topic is "Sexy Self-Introduction"!
We'll introduce ourselves with all of our adult charms!
Let's start with Yamada!
Let's do it!
I'm Yamada Nanami, representing Hyogo Prefecture and I'm 18 years old!
I love you!
I like you the most so far!
You said it earlier!
I'm Irojiro, from AKB48 Team 1!
I'm Serika Nagano, representing Osaka Prefecture!
I like you the most!
Can you see me even though I'm small?
Where are you from?
I'm from Shiga prefecture.
I'm 16 years old.
Nice to meet you!
Oh, I wasn't sexy.
Sexy! Sexy!
What's wrong?
Let me introduce myself.
Please say "no" now!
Here we go! Nice body?
No!
Thank you! I'm Ootano from Kyoto.
Nice to meet you!
Tano! Tano!
Thank you!
Ready?
If I say "wolf"...
Wolf!
If I say "wolf"...
Wolf!
I'm from Mikanto... Umemoshi...
...Makayama prefecture.
My teammate is...
...17 years old...
...Yamamoto Ruka!
Yes! Yes!
I forgot I'm old!
Yes! You're cute!
Thank you!
That's nice!
Now it's time for unit songs!
Here we go!
I don't usually do this, but I'm "the idol"!
I'll show you my unit.
These three first!
Unit?
I want to breathe out this pain in my chest
and let go of the hand made of balloons
The secret that flies higher and higher in the blue sky
I'm tired of the wind, where are you going?
Coffee cup, mischievous angel's tail
Fluffy, are you running away somewhere?
The sun I long for is too bright
That's why you pretend you don't like me like this
and act like you can't melt me
From far away, you're looking at me
My one and only one
Coffee cup, mischievous angel's tail
Fluffy, are you running away somewhere?
The sun I long for is too bright
That's why you pretend you don't like me like this
and act like you can't melt me
From far away, you're looking at me
My one and only one
He turned around!
Too early!
It didn't work out at first. I felt like it was a little troublesome.
I was annoyed that I was just getting used to it.
I wasn't like your type. I didn't mean to get along with you.
I don't know why I fell in love before I knew it.
I don't remember what caused it.
I feel like I've been infected with a cold virus.
No injection will work.
I keep thinking about you.
I can't get anything.
I thought I couldn't do it.
I think I like you.
- I'm sweating. - Really?
I don't think I'll be chosen.
I feel like I've been infected by a distant virus.
I can't get a shot.
I can only think about you.
I can't get anything.
I like you! I like you!
So, you just listened to "Angel's Tail" and "Heart- shaped Virus" for two songs in a row. How did you like them?
Yeah! Awesome!
I've never heard of them before!
Thank you!
Then, the next song will be the last one.
No!
Thank you!
Let's do it all night!
All night!
Today...
All night!
Thank you!
Today...
Thank you for listening!
Say it again!
All night!
Thank you!
Since Miki-san is here with us today, we'd like to play this song for Miki-san!
Yay!
Then, please listen!
Because I hate you
Because I love you, Miki-san!
Yay!
If you're happy, I pray that today's time will last forever and ever.
Even if I'm blown away by the wind, I'll protect that flower.
Love is a voice that even angels can't ask for.
It's a gift from God.
Open your eyes and smile.
Sing and dance freely!
Because I like you, I'm always here for you.
Even if you're lost and don't notice me, I love you!
Because I like you, just meeting you makes me feel so warm.
Because I love you, I'm always here for you.
Even if we're separated and can't find each other, I love you!
Because I love you, I'm filled with warm feelings just by meeting you.
For eternity...
I love you, teammate!
Thank you!
Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!
Here it is! Here it is!
Will you answer our encore?
Encore! Thank you!
You're welcome!
We'll say goodbye with this song.
Everyone, please do an Onigiri pose!
Could it be...
Please listen to "Koisuru Hochun Cookie"
Here we go! One, two...
Onigiri! Onigiri! Onigiri!
I like you, but I'm not interested in you.
I'm getting ready to break up with you.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
If you look around you, there are a lot of cute girls.
Your nose doesn't notice me.
Before I knew it, I started moving from my toes to the rhythm.
I can't stop my feelings now.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby.
Tell me about it.
I love you.
The future isn't that bad.
Hey, hey, hey.
You didn't throw away your life, did you?
Ah, a miracle happens when you dance with me.
I have a feeling that we will love each other somewhere.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, tell me about it.
I love you, fortune cookie.
The future isn't that bad.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Life isn't that bad, is it?
My heart is surprised and a miracle happens.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, tell me about it.
I love you, fortune cookie.
The future isn't that bad, is it?
My heart is surprised and a miracle happens.
I have a feeling that we will love each other somewhere.
Onigiri! Onigiri! Onigiri!
Thank you very much!
Encore!
Thank you very much!
Encore!
I want to see you all night!
Thank you very much!
That was fun!
That was amazing!
That was the best!
This is what a real idol looks like.
That...
You guys are amazing!
The last part of the song...
If it was a live broadcast, it would be completely broadcasted.
It would be broadcasted live.
You guys are amazing!
I wanted to see you all like that!
That's right!
How long do you usually do this?
About 2 hours.
2 hours!
You dance and sing?
That's hard work!
You can do it!
That's amazing!
It's like you're doing it for real.
This is what a pro does!
You're amazing!
Thank you very much!
Now...
Let's see what the members have prepared!
Right now?!
Please look forward to it!
Ootachi and Hana-chan, please come up!
Please come up!
You guys are amazing!
There are a lot of different characters.
Everyone is different.
Let's see what the members have prepared!
I don't know if I'm being careless or not,
but recently,
I've been trying to talk about something,
but I've forgotten where I was talking about it.
I'll do my best!
Don't forget it!
My mistake is that I'm not good at doing things like "kyun kyun" or "mue mue" like Yamada Nami, so my jaw comes out when I do that, so I'll do my best to tighten my jaw.
It's the first time I've heard that word.
Tighten your jaw.
That's great.
Here's the last one.
Today's "secret secret"!
Today, we've decided who will be the "secret secret" because we don't want you to show too much of your idol side.
So, let me announce it.
First of all, Ase-kun, please announce who will be the "secret secret"!
All of you!
I want to date with you without any restrictions!
Why?
Why do we have to follow those rules?
Why do we have to date with you?
You don't care about me!
You don't care about me, but you don't care about you either!
Most of you!
So cute!
It's not about dating, we will push Team A and Kansai members!
We will push you!
Thank you!
We decided!
So no matter what program we appear in, we will talk about Team A and Kansai members.
You will definitely lie!
I don't think it's good for me to lie like that!
You will definitely lie!
I won't say it.
I won't say it, but I won't forget it even if I win!
That's right!
I'm happy!
If you were asked "Who do you like as an entertainer?" what would you say?
Shall we say it together?
One, two!
Sanma-san!
No!
No, but I can see your growth!
We will push you!
That was great!
What did you like about being an idol?
Everyone is looking at me!
That's amazing!
Really!
I'm shy, so I can't look at you!
You looked at me a lot!
What did I do?
I only looked at your dirty mouth!
That's great!
Please look at me more and more!
It's like that kind of question!
Thank you!
That was great!
Look at me!
That's it for today!
I'm Chimmy and Kato from AKB48.
See you next week!
Bye!