AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team Mate Kansai, will...
No, no, in the AKB court...
No, no, among all idols...
Shine brightly...
And aim for No. 1!
Here, we secretly declare...
Kansai Action, start!
The New Year is also secretly special!
It's New Year's!
Please, say it.
I can't say it! Hey, I'm sorry!
Happy New Year!
It's light.
Happy New Year, everyone!
This year's first round of Kansai Action is...
January 8th, 2018!
Two "eight"s!
It's the day you want to shake your eyes!
We'll send you off with a double "eight" pose!
Yay!
Today, Ayamonoto Ruka-chan is off, but...
Happy New Year to you, too, Ruka-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Now, let me introduce you to our show's lively guests...
Miki no Ase-san and...
this year's 48-year-old man...
surprisingly tall...
Kousei-san!
Yay!
Forty...
Forty-eight!
Two more and we'll be 50 years old!
Hey!
It's out!
Huh?
It's out!
Forty-one!
Alright, go ahead and say it!
Forty-two!
Seriously?
Seriously you can't see it?
You can see it, right?
It's 31!
It's in the middle of 31!
It's gotten a little duller than my skin, but...
It's amazing, isn't it?
Cross-skin!
In 2018, we're going to go with this cross-skin.
That's right!
Happy New Year!
Nice to meet you!
Happy New Year!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Speaking of me, everyone is putting on lipstick!
I'm infected!
I'm scared!
I'm turning black!
I want to avoid it!
It's a virus!
Everyone is doing well!
Nice to meet you!
Today, six members of Team A and Kansai will secretly aim for No. 1 and try various things!
The members who work the hardest today will receive a secret center reward!
Everyone, please do your best!
This year, we will continue to take one shot!
Let's do our best for the first shot of the new year!
Let's do our best!
Who are you talking about?
You can do your best!
Don't do it!
Now, let's reveal the members' secret centers!
First of all, Ota-chan and Yamata-chan!
Please come in!
Welcome!
Luka-chan is resting again!
How is it?
What are you doing, Luka-chan?
We are in Wakkayama Prefecture!
What are you doing?
Please enjoy the concert!
Yes!
My dream is to become an actress in 2018!
I hope I can experience a lot of stages!
Yes! I will do my best!
Yes!
My goal for 2018 is...
I recently appeared in a variety show, so...
I want to say more and more interesting things.
I will do my best!
Please look forward to it!
Yes! I am already 19 years old in 2018 and my last decade.
I want to live like an adult and aim higher and higher.
I will do my best! Please support me! Bye bye!
Your last decade!
That's right!
That Yamada-chan is already in her last decade.
Come here! Come here!
Let's enjoy your last decade!
Come here! Come here!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Well, let's start from here today!
What?
Secretly shaved and special!
What is it?
Well, since it's the beginning of the year...
Let's make this year's big dream come true!
What?
Let's not talk about reality or business!
Let's not!
It's the beginning of the year, so let's do our best!
Let's talk about our dream this year!
Okay!
Well, Aze-kun, please tell us the first topic you want to talk about!
Okay! Pass!
Entertainers who want to work together!
No one has ever worked together before!
I know.
My goal is big.
Please don't give me a hard time.
I hope you don't give me a hard time.
We would appreciate it if you did.
Let's get started.
Let's start with you three.
Let's start with these three.
Yes.
Here you go.
Up to here.
Yes, the three of you.
Nao-chan up to you.
Now, lock-up time, start!
Yes!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's nice for elementary school students.
It's nice! I'm attracted!
It's like New Year's.
Are you good at lock-up, Shodou?
Well...
It's been years.
It's been years?
It's been years.
It's been years since elementary school.
Yes, that's right.
You're not dirty.
But it's fun.
But, you know, women can't stand dirty things.
Eh!? It's dirty!
I know, I know, I know.
Please stop!
It's not like that.
I don't think it's a good thing.
Eh!? Really?
It's really like that.
It's like that.
That's right.
When you're writing something...
It's dirty!
I don't think it's right.
When you're applying for something...
It's dirty!
When you're hitting someone...
Yes.
It's not...
But on the contrary, it's fun.
Ah...
It's like that.
Well, you're right.
Have you ever worked with the big names?
Big names?
Have you ever worked with someone like this?
Eh!?
Who?
I don't know if I can say it but...
Who?
Who are you trying to say?
Before joining AKB, I was on shows with Crimshoot, Arioshi, Matsuko.
Why?
Yes, that's right.
There was a show like that.
Yes.
It's amazing, Crimshoot and Arioshi.
I passed the audition and went there.
Matsuko, were you on DX?
Yes, I was.
DX?
It was DX.
DX!
But I was on a show with Matsuko.
That's right!
Have you met her before?
Yes.
What kind of person is she, Matsuko?
Well, she's a member of a TV show.
I see.
She works with quite a big name.
So, we've called them.
We've called them.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Hama-chan's nickname.
A celebrity you'd like to work with.
This one!
It's Tsuyoshi Muro!
Why? Why Tsuyoshi Muro?
I've always liked him.
Really, I've always liked him.
Do you watch many of his works?
I watch them a lot.
So, I'd like to work with him and get along with him.
Tsuyoshi Muro.
So, Hama-chan, you'd like to act in a play, too?
I'd like to.
Is that so?
Yes, I have a dream of acting in a play.
Tsuyoshi Muro is a comedy type of person.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, I'd like to act in a comedy type of play.
But you're said to like acting.
Yes.
Tsuyoshi Muro.
I see.
Tsuyoshi Muro.
Yes.
Wouldn't it be better if you could say something funny?
I can.
You can?
Then, come here and say something funny.
I can't.
Then, Asei...
Asei...
What? I can't.
What?
Then, as an opponent, how would you say something funny?
Should Asei do it?
Should Asei do it and say something funny?
Should I do it?
Okay.
Is it okay?
Appreciation is important.
Murotsu Yoshitan might laugh like that.
There's a lot of staff today.
There's a lot.
Even if you count it, there's three of you.
Scary, scary, scary.
Is your knee okay?
Are you surprised?
Scary, scary, scary.
Is your knee okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
That's a good way of saying it.
It's scary at first.
Is it okay?
That's too much.
But it's a good song.
Murotsu Yoshitan.
I love it. I really love it.
Murotsu Yoshitan of the movie.
Okay, next.
Let's go with Onishi.
Okay.
I want to meet Onishi.
He's a famous guy.
A famous guy?
Ta-dah! It's Pikachu!
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me?
What does Pikachu mean?
Everyone knows of his big name.
I know! Big name? What does he do for a living?
- Pikachu and... - He carries it on his shoulder...
- Pikachu and... - A 100,000 volt...
Wow!
The love electricity is running through me!
It's all over me!
- The love electricity is running through you! - The love electricity is running through you!
What kind of electricity?
You've been involving me all along!
- I'm sorry! - You're lying!
- You're the one who's been involved!
You're the one who's been involved!
- I don't know what Pikachu means! - What do you mean?
Do you want to be a voice actor or something?
- No! That's not what I meant... - Then what do you mean?
Oh, there's like a Pikachu mascot!
- Like, in a supermarket or something. - Pikachu!
Not a big one like this.
One with people inside.
No, it's not a toy.
- What do you mean? - A real Pikachu!
- I want to meet a real Pikachu! - This guy is crazy!
- Why? - Let's go!
- No way! - Pikachu!
- Don't say things you don't dream of! - Look at the reality!
- You've become such a boring adult! - That's true.
- That's right. - Pikachu...
- There might be someone you're looking for! - Yeah.
- Then let's go look for him together! - Let's go!
You're going?!
I thought you'd turn me down!
- You're going?! - Yes!
- Pikachu, right?! - Yes, it's Pikachu!
- Pikachu, yeah! - I see!
- Then, next up is... - Then...
- Let's go! - Kono-chan!
- Yes! - Kono-chan!
- The celebrity I want to meet is... - Oh!
Watabe Atsuro-san!
- I mispronounced your name! - Oh, you did?
- Yes, it's Watabe Atsuro-san. - Why Watabe Atsuro-san?
- Because I want to be an actress! - Oh, I see!
- I love your acting and you're dandy and cool! - Oh!
- You said you wanted to be an actress, but... - Yes.
- What kind of job do you want to do with Watabe - san? - That's right!
- If it's you, Watabe-san, you're pretty dandy! - Yes!
- Do you have a bold scene? - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I'll do it as an actress! - Oh!
- You're 23 years old, so you're okay? - Yes! I'll show my sexy side!
- Show your sexy side? - Yes!
- Then... - Yes!
- Then you'll be Watabe Atsuro-san! - Oh, okay!
- Huh?! - Atsuro-san!
- Watabe Atsuro-san!
- Then... - Yes?
- You know...
- You'll be in a bad relationship! - Yes!
- A bad relationship! - Huh?!
- Bad relationship?! - Bad relationship?!
- It hurts! It hurts! - Right now it's a little bad, but it's logical!
- But it's a bad relationship! - Huh?!
- You're married to Asei! - Yes!
- But you... - "Sukiya" is my word!
- So... - It's Atsuro's word!
- You say "goodbye" to your wife... - Yes!
- And you... - Yes!
- You say "dekehen"! - "Dekehen"!
- And you cling to her! - You cling to her!
- It's a muddy drama! - It's a muddy drama!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Shall we try it? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Okay, ready?! - Yes!
Fire!
Masai...
No...
Huh? Why is it shaking?
Hey...
- Hey... - I'll stop you!
This is bad!
- This is bad! If we do it again we'll be in trouble! - That's right, that's right!
If we do it again let's do it again, okay?!
- No, but I want to try it, like this... - No, but this is not exactly how you do it!
That's horrible.
Do it again.
Drink it. Drink it.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
Where am I?
Are you talking while breathing?
No, I'm not.
Do it with "asene".
Asene?
Dandy asene.
Like Dandy Sakana.
Dandy asene.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Asene!
Asene.
I don't like you anymore.
Why?
Can you break up with me?
I can't.
I have a wife.
Wait a minute.
You said you can't break up with me, but you said you have a wife.
It's a fake story, isn't it?
Then you can break up with me.
I'm not asking you to break up with me.
I can't.
I have a wife.
So you can't cling to me.
I don't want to break up with you.
Don't laugh at me.
I'm serious.
There's someone like you.
It's your chance.
You know what I'm saying, right?
I got it.
This is your chance.
All right.
Cling to me.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Asene!
I don't like you anymore.
You're still doing it.
This is the half of it.
You're doing it again.
Right?
Doing what you like the most.
It's true.
You're doing it again.
It was funny.
Ready, start!
Hey, Asene.
Break up with that second woman.
I don't like you.
Why?
You're not related!
You said you like me.
Shut up!
Go away!
It's not like that.
Shut up!
Go away!
I'm scared.
Look at me.
You like me, right?
I like you!
Then why did you say you like me yesterday?
Yesterday, I felt like I should say something.
But I didn't mean it.
Get out of my sight!
Who wrote this script?
The director.
Who's the director?
What?
Director, what should we have done?
Director!
Huh?
Just now...
That's not it!
You should have been more bold and said, "Stop it! Let me go!"
You know?
And I was like...
Ah!
You shouldn't have said that.
Did you hit me?
I'm still not used to it!
But still...
The fans are watching, so...
I don't like the fans who did that to you.
Ego!
No, not ego.
Ego!
That's too much.
Ego!
What kind of setting do you want to do with Atsuro Watabe?
Huh?
Townscape?
Anything.
Why do you want to do anything with Atsuro Watabe and Ota-chan?
I want to see it!
Show me!
I want to see it!
Atsuro Watabe and...
I don't want to see it!
You want to see Ota-chan's townscape, right?
But...
You can't do anything good with Atsuro Watabe and that kind of thing.
Atsuro Watabe-san's suit suits him, so...
Like a boss.
Like a boss of a company.
I have a sense of humor.
A little...
A subordinate who can't do it.
Like...
He gets angry, but is actually kind.
Like a tsundere.
Yeah, do it like that.
Like a tsundere.
Like a tsundere?
Like a tsundere.
Ready!
Action!
Hey! You're the main character! You shouldn't say that!
- Why are you trying to steal it? - Sorry, sorry!
- Nao-chan, I'm sorry! - No, I'm sorry!
It's that old lady's fault! She's always like that!
- It's true! - Old lady!
- Let's put this up!
- Let's put it up! - Let's put it up, everyone!
- Let's put it up there! - Yes!
- The goal is not to raise it up! - That's right!
Let's put it up!
- Maybe we can meet Pikachu! - That's right!
Be careful! Help her!
- She's so small! - She's so small!
- Let's go!
- Okay, next! The last two! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
- Let's go!
I think you're working with a lot of celebrities!
Yes!
Who do you work with?
- Do you work in Tokyo? - That's right!
I think you work with a lot of people!
- I'm curious... - What's your big name? Who have you worked with?
- If you say AK Bingo, it's Uma Rushhour! - That's right!
- Right, Uma Rushhour? - Or Hiromi!
- Hiromi! - Yes!
- There she is! - Hiromi from Reform!
- Hiromi!
- Who else? - Audrey!
- That's great!
- You're working with a lot of celebrities! - That's right!
- We don't work together... - You don't work together...
- So you're still... Oh, you did! - We don't work together...
- We met Suzy and Takeshi! - That's amazing!
- Why? - Why?
- They were walking... - Oh!
- Oh!
- Are you working with Suzy? - Yes!
- Are you with Kiyoshi? - Are you with Kiyoshi?
- Are you okay? Are you with Takeshi? - Yes!
- Are you with Takeshi? - Yes!
- Where did you meet him? - We met him at work...
- Oh, at work! - He was walking in the hallway...
- Wow! - Wow!
But we also met Sanma-san in the hallway!
- In front of the building! - In front of the building!
- He came out of the elevator... - I knew it!
- It was so big! - I saw it!
- It's so big! - It's so big!
- I know! - I know where you are!
- Wow! - I know where you are!
- You met Sakurai-kun, too! - Sakurai! Yes! Arashi!
- Arashi! - Wow!
- You're shining! - You're glowing!
- I'm working and shining!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Serika-chan! - Yes!
- The celebrity you worked with is...
- Sanma-san! - Sanma-san!
- It's surprising! - It's surprising!
- It's surprising! Why Sanma-san, Serika-chan?
- Well... "the" big name...
- "the" big name! - "the" big name!
- Well, it's true! "the" big name! - Yes!
- It's true! - Everyone knows it!
- That's right! - What do you do with Sanma-san, Serika-chan?
- Well... - You don't do much together!
- That's right!
- I watch Sanma-san's variety shows a lot, so I wanted to join one of them!
- Oh, you want to join variety shows! - Yes!
- I want to join Sanma-san!
- I see! - Yes!
- You guys do a lot of crazy stuff! - That's amazing!
- Crazy stuff! - But...
- I want to get along with Sanma-san and eat with him!
- Oh, eat with him! - That's great!
- I want to eat with Sanma-san in a room!
- So you're going to a city square with Sanma-san!
- A city square! - A city square!
- Yes!
- Do you want to appeal to the camera? "Sanma - san!"
- Sanma-san might be watching you! - Sanma-san might be watching you!
- "Sanma-san! Please take me to eat yakiniku!"
- She just wants to eat yakiniku!
- "Sanma-san! Please take me to Jojoen!"
- Jojoen! - That's amazing!
- "Sanma-san! Please take me to Jojoen!" - That's amazing!
- So it was unexpected! - That's right!
- You guys do a lot of crazy stuff!
- But you guys look like you've been trained!
- That's right! You look like you've been trained!
- How have you been trained?
- Well...
- That's how it is! That's how you do it!
- Really! - Really!
- Then I step on it. - You step on it and?
- And I do this and go in. - It's weird, isn't it?
- Maybe you're right. - That's amazing, Masaki - chan!
- I'd like to see that. - Amazing!
- Next, Yamada-chan. - Yes! - You are...
- Mei Nagano. - Nagano!
I love you so much.
You are so cute.
I love you so much.
Me too.
I love you so much.
You are so cute.
You are the cutest person I have ever met.
You will have a baby next year.
You are amazing.
What do you think is cute about me?
Everything about you.
You are cute just by living.
How old are you?
We are about the same age.
Really?
We are about the same age.
She is the same age as me.
She is quite young.
She is not 20 years old?
She is 18 years old.
We are about the same age.
We are not about the same age.
You don't have to admire me.
You should think of me as your rival.
You shouldn't say "I'm not as good as Naga."
You shouldn't say that.
I'm not as good as Naga.
You are!
What do you want to do with Naga? Like a drama?
I just want to watch it.
You want to be in that space.
I see.
Naga also does variety shows.
That's right.
She's cute when she does that.
She's cute. She's funny and cute.
She's cute when she's in trouble.
I like her a lot.
You like her?
What do you do when you're in trouble? When you don't know?
I don't know.
You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say it like Naga.
It's not like that.
It's different.
You have a lot of marionette feelings.
I don't know about that! I don't know about that!
I don't know about that!
Naga!
Is there anyone else you like?
What?
There's an actress you like from a woman's perspective and from a man's perspective.
Yes.
There's another actress you like.
What?
An actress I like?
You like her too?
I'll make it a shortcut.
You're scary!
You comment on my LINE LIVE every time.
What?
It came up! It came up!
Really?
It came up.
What's wrong with you?!
Why do you comment on my LINE LIVE?!
There's a time when you say your favorite entertainer.
It's almost there.
You say "Miki!"
I say "No!"
You say "No!"
I say it in a loud voice.
Shit!
You're serious!
It's real.
Why?!
I said it once.
Let's take a LINE LIVE here.
So scary!
You're scary!
What?
I'm recording it on Fuji TV once a week.
I recorded it a few times before.
When I said it and looked at the script, I could feel it.
I thought it would be recorded and pasted a few before.
When I opened Twitter, it said "LINE LIVE will be held at what time?"
I thought it would be around here, so I went to Fuji TV.
I thought it might be somewhere around here.
I couldn't meet you. I wanted to meet you. I wanted to meet you.
Stop it!
It's Suzunii.
Stop it! Stop it!
This is crazy!
What's crazy?!
This is crazy!
Pikachu is totally realistic.
I really met you.
You look cute.
I met you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think we can go there.
You're always a bad person.
Here!
Can we go there?
Let's go.
You're a good girl.
Nice!
I hope you all achieve your dreams.
Give me a hand.
With a handkerchief.
Handkerchief.
Isn't that a handkerchief?
It's a handkerchief.
Handkerchief!
Let's clap.
It's weird.
It's weird for you to say that.
It's weird.
I know.
It's weird for me.
Let's clap with a handkerchief.
And say "Ready, go!"
Ready, go!
It's wrong.
Ready, go!
If you say "ready, go!" it's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's funny.
Who said it right?
The meat is gone.
Let's say it with hope.
Ready...
OK!
I hope your dream comes true.
Let's move on.
Asahi-kun, please tell us the next theme.
I want to appear in a commercial!
I want to appear in a commercial that screams like this.
Yes, I think there is such a thing.
Idols and talents appear in a commercial and become famous.
That's right!
If you're famous, you can appear in a commercial, right?
Of course!
I think there are many things you want to appear in a commercial.
Please write it down.
I'll write it down for you.
OK, the three of you again.
OK!
Let's go!
OK!
Asahi-kun, what kind of commercial do you want to appear in?
I have one!
Um...
I'm in a hurry.
Um...
There was one in the past.
It's like...
It's like dancing in a commercial for soda or something like that.
Ah, there was one!
I want to do something like that.
And that one!
Um...
Um... Momotaro's...
Ah!
Pepsi commercial?
That's right!
Ah!
That's cool!
I can do that too!
Who did that one?
O'Christian!
Even if it's not a movie, it's still cool!
That's right!
What about you, Nii-chan?
For me...
Um...
AC?
No, it's not AC.
It's a public advertising agency!
That's weird, Mori.
Like, you can't poop or something like that.
Are you done?
I'm done!
So...
Who should we start with?
Should we start with Onishi-chan?
OK!
Onishi-chan...
The commercial you want to appear in is...
This one!
Ta-dah!
It's ION!
Ah!
It's written all over!
You're great!
You're great at commercials.
Why, why ION commercials?
I'm telling this to my fans as well, but I love ION.
Even if I go to Osaka or Kyoto, I still go to ION.
Even if I go to ION, I still go to ION.
I don't know.
I know. There are a lot of people who like ION.
It's interesting!
I love ION.
Please go to ION.
Who did ION commercials just now?
Takei Emi-chan?
Ah!
20th 30th 5% off!
Try it once.
From the camera's perspective.
20th 30th 5% off!
It's 10% now.
It's going up on its own!
People over there are in trouble!
Huh?!
It's already 10%!
You're great!
ION is realistic.
People who really like ION are in trouble.
That's great.
ION is great.
I'll do my best.
Next, let's go with Hama-chan.
Hama-chan.
Hama-chan, here is the commercial you want to watch.
It's "fits"!
"fits"?
Oh, it's "gum"!
What's "fits"?
It's like dancing in a gum can.
Ah!
Something like Takeru Hato.
I see!
Is it something like Nami Watanabe?
Or Takeru Hato?
Right, right.
Do you want to try dancing?
No, I want to do something.
Try dancing!
Try dancing a little!
I'll sing at first!
I'll sing at first and then do a movement like this.
I'll do it!
Huh? That's impossible!
I'll do it!
One, two...
(singing)
FITS? That's impossible!
That's impossible!
I thought it was TOYOTA's FITS.
I'm waiting!
TOYOTA's FITS is also impossible!
I'm waiting!
You're dancing, aren't you?
What is this?
Do something beautiful!
(singing)
FITS!
That was funny!
I want to go home.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want to eat shibazuke.
Go ahead!
I want to eat shibazuke.
I've never felt like that before.
Let's move on.
Ota-chan's commercial that you want to promote is...
CALPIS!
His favorite CALPIS.
It's not famous.
I like it a lot. I especially like grape CALPIS.
You do, don't you?
I like it a lot and I want to promote it.
Nagano Masami-san?
Nagano Masami-chan is doing it, isn't she?
That's right!
Nagano Masami-san is also doing it as a mother.
There are several patterns of CALPIS.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
That's right!
That's good!
Turn around and say a word.
Let's do it from the camera's perspective.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Go!
Peace for your body.
That's good.
Please do it again.
Ama-chan did it.
Can you do it?
Do it seriously.
I can do it.
Ready... Go!
Peace for your body.
That's good.
Ama-chan, you can do it.
I can do it.
Yamada-chan, you can do it.
Do it seriously.
I don't know how to do it seriously.
I'll do it seriously.
Do it like Nagano Mei-san.
Ready... Go!
Peace of mind!
Beer for your body?
Beer for your body!
It's like a pudding commercial.
Beer for your body!
Peace of mind!
I'll do it seriously.
Ready... Go!
Peace of mind!
You're doing it too much!
You're getting better and better!
You guys are the best!
You're getting better and better!
It doesn't matter who does it.
The last two!
There's a lot.
Is there?
Beer for your ankle!
Peace of mind for your body!
A lot of girls seem to like it.
Peace of mind!
It's sad, isn't it?
It's sad.
I want to appear in a commercial!
Since we're in Kansai, don't you want to appear in "551"?
I want to!
And "Kansai Electric Law Society Association"!
I want to!
You don't appear in those, do you?
You're doing that, aren't you?
Isn't "551" good?
Let's do it now.
When you're sad.
When you're sad!
Sorry, I'll say it when it's not good.
"551" is...
Sorry, why did I do that?
When I laughed for the first time, I was shocked.
I thought you were laughing.
I thought you weren't laughing.
The one who's watching is shocked.
Shall we start with Serika-chan?
Serika-chan's CM you want to appear in.
"Hiyakedome".
"Hiyakedome"?
What does "hiyakedome" mean?
When I appear in it,
you know I won't get burned, right?
Because you're white!
It's also a test subject, right?
Yes!
I see!
Even if you put sunscreen on, you're still this white!
That's right!
Appealing! Really?!
If you put sunscreen on like that, it's over, right?
That's right!
On the contrary, when Ota-chan appears, you're like a woman who put sunscreen on like this...
A woman who put sunscreen on like this...
How do you do it?
It's like, you know...
What?!
If you turn around for a moment, you're really white!
That's funny!
Try doing it!
At first, Ota-chan...
Try doing it!
When Ota-chan turns around...
No! When Ota-chan turns around, you're really white!
Asahi, please do it!
Success!
Sunscreen success!
It's like sunscreen!
It's crazy!
Then you two can appear in a commercial!
That's right!
Lucky!
Now, let's continue!
Yes!
Yamada-chan!
Koi Koro!
I know! I know! That's it!
Yamada Koi Koro!
The one you eat a lot!
That's good!
I think you can eat it in such a pleasant way!
That's gross!
Like your saliva gushing out like that!
I like it!
I like Koi Koro!
Like you're chewing it up?
The one you eat a lot!
That's right!
Ah, the one you eat a lot!
That's right!
That's good!
It helps you lose weight!
That's good!
Now, try doing it like that!
Try doing it like you're eating it with chopsticks.
Ah, I see.
Try doing it like you're eating it with chopsticks.
No, I don't want to! It's too difficult!
If you don't want to do it, then it's easier, right?
You don't want to do it, right?
I don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it, right?
Let's do it.
I don't know!
But if people who are watching this say, "Wow, it looks good," you might be able to do it.
Let's do it.
Ah, it looks good. I can see it.
Okay.
Wow!
No!
It's rare!
It's a rare sight!
Looks like you have a new scene.
Okay, okay.
Good, good.
It's wonderful.
Good, good.
Everyone has their own way of doing it.
Let's put it up.
Put it up everywhere.
Everyone has their own way of doing it.
In terms of style and everything.
That's right.
If you want to go with an ionic or a little bright feeling, right?
Thank you very much.
Now, let's do this with everyone.
Oh, no!
Let's go.
I've grown up, too.
Yes.
I'm going.
Yo!
Yes, I'll grant it!
Yes, good job!
Yes, I'll grant it!
Thank you, thank you!
It's good, isn't it? Everyone's dream.
Yes, it is.
It's good.
Yes.
Because there's no one like this.
That's right.
Because it's a dream.
Are you okay, everyone?
Yes, thank you.
Please grant it, I'm sure of it.
I'll do my best!
Yes.
Now, let's have Miki-san and the two of you draw, too!
Us?
Oh, we're going to draw, too?
Yes, so here's the topic!
Ta-dah!
Kansai members?
I'm curious about what you think of us.
We don't say our thoughts.
We only say what you're curious about.
We'd like you to tell us what you think of the six of us.
One by one, in an accurate way.
One by one.
Who wants to go first?
Let's start with Asahi.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
So, Miki-san, I'm going first, right?
No, you're not.
What do you think of us?
Hama-chan doesn't know what she's talking about.
She doesn't know a thing about us!
What do you think of us?
What?!
Thank you.
Miki-san, please stop her.
Right?
What do you think of us?
Everyone has their own thoughts about us.
What do you think of us?
It's been a while.
What do you think of us, Hama-chan?
I'm really scared.
I feel like you're going to say, "Shut up."
What do you think of us?
Um... "Shabelle's Shabelle."
Shut up.
I don't know what you're going to say.
I'm curious about "g."
I don't know much about "min."
I'm scared, but I don't want you to say it.
Okay.
She said it.
I'm scared!
Hama-chan is...
Let's have her say it.
Okay.
First of all, Hama-chan will say it.
Okay!
Hama-chan is honest!
She can say it in one word.
Hama-chan will say it no matter what I say.
She is honest.
So I always ask Hama-chan, "Did you poop today?" and she says, "Yes, I pooped a lot."
I ask her, "Did you poop a lot today?" and she says, "No, I didn't."
Hama-chan is very honest.
That's how I started talking with Asei-san.
That's how we became friends.
The first time you became friends with Hama-chan was when you pooped.
Ask her, "Did you poop today?"
Hama-chan, how was it today?
I haven't pooped yet.
Don't say it!
It was amazing once.
When we were waiting in the mechanical room, Hama- chan was running and said, "Ah, I pooped a lot!"
I thought it was amazing.
She is honest.
Has your impression of her changed since you first met her?
Hama-chan hasn't changed since we first met.
She has become more mature in the past six months.
She has become a mature woman.
She hasn't changed inside and out.
Her appearance is completely mature.
She has become a woman.
I'm happy!
I'm talking with Asei.
Among these members, Hama-chan is the one I'm looking forward to the most in 10 years.
That's right.
I don't know what kind of mature woman she is.
Everyone is gradually becoming more mature.
You haven't become mature yet.
I haven't become mature yet.
What's up? What's up?
But that's how it is.
Hama-chan, here you go.
Thank you very much. Let's put it in the back.
I can't get it.
You can't get it? I'll give it to you later.
How are we going to dye our hair like this?
Next, shall we go with Serika-chan?
Yes, Serika-chan.
Let's go with Serika-chan.
Ah, we're switching places.
Ah, I see.
But we're brothers, so we'll do what we think is right.
Yeah.
Serika, what do you think?
What do you think?
I think she thinks we're stupid.
Stupid?
Okay, we've put it in.
Serika-chan.
Serika-chan's.
Please go ahead.
Serika-chan's is this one.
Pure.
It's similar to Sunao's, but it's different from Hama-chan's.
It's different.
She's doing her job purely.
She's enjoying everything while doing it intuitively.
That's wonderful.
Actually, earlier.
It was Ota-chan's birthday.
Congratulations.
I was waiting in front of the dressing room.
I was wondering when it would be.
Then, Serika-chan said...
She's inside.
When we're making the cake or the staff is like "Ah, it's out!"
She's looking at us.
And she said "I see."
She's an adult.
She understood in an instant.
That's it.
You're so cool.
You're cool.
I feel like she's changed from pure to such a professional person.
I like it. Yes, I think it's good. Yes, I think it's very good.
It's pure.
I want you to say it as it is.
Can we continue?
Yes.
Let's continue with Onishi-chan.
Everyone has their own thoughts about it.
What did you think, Momo-chan?
I thought you were halfway there.
What do you mean?
She's negative.
Onishi-chan's final decision is already made.
It was decided right away.
I haven't seen it yet.
I'm excited.
The "g" is pretty.
The "g" is pretty, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
My "p" is...
There's no "g".
Then my "g" is bad.
I'm curious.
I wonder what it says.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
What do you mean you're okay?
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
It's negative.
It's true.
Don't say that.
Onishi-chan...
I don't want you to say that.
I really don't want you to say that.
It's really negative.
Okay, let's continue.
Mom of a friend.
That's right.
This is it.
She looks like her mom.
That's right.
She looks like her mom.
What kind of mom does she look like?
I've been doing this for a long time.
I think I know what you're talking about.
At first,
you look like an idol in a book.
Thank you.
This is amazing.
You can do this now.
In the past, you looked like an idol.
It's hard to approach you now.
But you don't look like an idol now.
You look like a mom of a friend.
I hope you get along with each other in the future.
You're like a mom of a friend.
Please give her a mom of a friend.
I'm glad you like it.
Next is...
Luka.
You look like childhood friends.
I don't like it.
I hope you come back soon.
I spent all of my free time with you.
I miss you.
Please come back soon.
I hope you come back soon.
You two look similar.
I counselorsd you.
You counselorsd me.
Well then, Luka-chan's "please do it"!
Short girls!
Ah, nostalgic!
What do you mean by "short girls"?
You know, once...
Nostalgic, nostalgic...
There was a project...
There was!
Erica brought it to me.
Ah, yes!
There was!
It really was quite a few short girls.
Indeed!
Nostalgic!
Also, even in the dressing room, it's really organized.
Short girls are really organized.
The tension is also up when you're drinking.
I see.
It's that easy to get along with.
Luka-chan must have been like that from the start.
That's right!
She hasn't changed.
Luka-chan...
Yes.
She came to see us laugh.
Everyone came, but...
Luka-chan...
Mother!
Mother...
Luka-chan...
She was waiting for us, so I was surprised!
There was a line, and we were shaking hands and taking pictures.
Luka-chan was lined up there.
Mother too, right?
Luka-chan's mother and...
Luka-chan came normally, so I thought, "Ah, she's talking!"
Wow!
She finally did it.
Luka-chan was a good girl.
A short girl.
Next up is...
Yamada-chan?
Yes!
Yamada-chan.
Are you going to write it?
I'm worried.
You're worried?
"Short girl" sounds like something you'd write.
Oh, that's right!
"Short girl" sounds like something you'd write.
We were friends.
But Luka-chan was more like a short girl.
Was she?
Yeah.
What do you think it is?
This is going to be decided soon.
It's definitely Gucci.
Gucci? What do you mean?
You shouldn't say such negative things to a first date of the year.
It's a short woman and a local mother.
It's negative, isn't it?
It's not negative.
It's decided!
Yaya!
Okay, this is for you, Ayamazu-chan!
Shy!
Shy?
She's surprisingly shy.
She might be the most shy person.
She does a lot of things for me, but sometimes she's a little shy.
But in the end, she tries to make me laugh.
But she's cute, so you can just go with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like we still have a little wall between us.
I know!
We're a little shy.
Can we just accept everything?
Not at all!
Yeah.
That's right.
If you're sad or in pain, we'll talk to you about everything.
We'll listen to you.
We can't hear you.
But you're really shy.
You're shy and embarrassed.
You're hiding it.
You're cute.
Don't say "oh" like that.
If you can be yourself.
That's cute.
Lastly, Nao-chan and Tanao.
Tanao and I are from Kyoto.
He got a job at KBS.
Why didn't you invite me?
I got support from Kyoto.
You're working with a small-town entertainer.
Kamijo Takeshi.
And Yano Pan.
I know them all.
Of course you do.
Do you know they're on your Instagram Live?
All of you know about me, right?
You know about me, right?
Thank you.
What is it?
I'll announce it.
Ota-chan is...
Behind!
What does it mean?
I want to praise you, Ota-chan.
Behind the scenes.
What is it?
Actually, when the members are doing it, everything starts with you, Ota-chan.
When you do something behind the scenes for the first time or pay attention to something and say something like "what?", it's all you, Ota-chan.
I see, you're turning it behind the scenes.
What is it all of a sudden?
It's behind the scenes.
Actually, I'm doing something like this, but it's you, Ota-chan, who's gaining value behind the scenes.
It's you, Ota-chan, who played with Onii-chan for the first time.
It's you, Ota-chan, who played with poop for the first time.
It's you, Ota-chan, who started it.
You may not have noticed it, but when I'm doing it in front of you, I'm not doing it by myself.
I'm grabbing Ota-chan's belt.
No, no, no!
I don't want to do it!
I don't want to do it.
Actually, behind the scenes, I think this person is the most similar.
That's true.
I think so, too.
I totally agree with you, Ota-chan.
Who is it? I don't think it's you.
When I say it, you say it like you're talking to me.
It's like...
It's true.
It's really helpful.
It's a good balance.
All six of you have different personalities.
That makes you a team member and a Kansai member.
It's a great harmony.
That's why it's really valuable to say "friend's mother."
Because a friend's mother and a second-time woman can't be the same group.
That's right.
Because a friend's mother can't be a second-time woman.
That's right.
Right?
Thank you for putting it all together.
Thank you.
Everyone, let's stand in the back.
Yay!
I'm sorry.
It's what we think.
That's right.
I've always thought about this.
Do you think so?
We should help each other.
That's right.
We've been getting a lot of help lately.
Thank you.
It's obvious.
It's obvious, isn't it?
Really.
Are you waiting for me?
I'm sorry.
When you're waiting for me, I'm holding you.
I thought you were going to hold me.
I'm happy.
Thanks to you.
Well, I hope you all will be happy this year.
Let's go.
Thank you very much.
Well, I hope you all will be happy this year as well.
Let's cheer up and clap our hands.
Well, that's it for "Secret Talk Special"!
Well, please enjoy the members' secret talk here.
Next up is Serika and Onisha!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
What's that?
You heard it first.
Well, secret talk is also popular.
It's popular.
It's been going on since the first episode.
That's right.
Let's go. Members' secret talk, start!
Yes, I'm Serika of Naga.
My ambition for this year is to be a model, so I'd like to do a lot of modeling work.
Last year, I walked a lot of runways.
I hope I can do it again this year.
I'd like to appear in magazines and other media as well.
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Let's go!
Not yet!
It's okay!
I'm Onisha.
My ambition for 2018 is...
I just said it all out of nowhere!
I'm quite a moody person.
I don't have many female members.
I'll do my best to be said to be the number one female member in Kansai in 2018!
Yes!
We heard everyone's secret ambition.
Yes.
It's already time for the ending!
I see!
Lastly, let's have a look at today's Secret Mission Center!
I see!
Today's Secret Mission Center is...
We did it for the first time in a year!
That's right!
Who worked the hardest for today's Secret Mission Center?
Well then, Asei, please announce it!
Yes!
Today's Secret Mission Center is...
It's me!
We did it for the first time!
Nao!
I'm surprised!
Well, this is...
This is great! Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
We did it for the first time last year!
That's right! We did it for the first time last year!
Yes!
This year is a good start!
Thank you!
That's right!
Well then, everyone, please stand by!
Right?
Last year...
Yes!
We did it for the first time!
We only got two last year!
That's right!
Let's make up for it!
Thank you!
It's a good start!
Let's go!
Well then, five people who work for the center...
Well then, Nao...
Yes!
Tanao works for the center!
Please listen to today's ending song and say goodbye!
Yes!
Here you go!
It came out!
This is it!
Thank you!
Wow!
I can't sleep at all these days, oh oh
My energy is running low
I can't get through my study spots, oh oh
My power is at full capacity
I see!
Even if it's love, if you love it
Your heart will burn, right?
But in the end
There's nothing you can do
All you can do is sing and dance
Wow!
My energy is running low
I can't get through my study spots, oh oh
There's nothing you can do
But in the end
There's nothing you can do
Even if it's love, if you love it
Your heart will burn, right?
But in the end
There's nothing you can do
All you can do is sing and dance
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Yay!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
I see, it was this song!
We were so excited!
The first song was this song, right?
Yes!
We pulled it out of nowhere!
It's Eight's song!
It's West's song!
West's "Adolescent Adolescence"!
"Adolescent Adolescence"!
Yes!
It was that song!
Everyone, thank you for joining us again this year!
Thank you!
Thank you for joining us again this year!
Thank you!