AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team 8 Kansai people,
among Team 8, no, no, among AKB48,
no, no, among all idols,
we will shine brightly and aim for No. 1.
Here and now, we declare that Kansai Kappa will start!
Yeah!
We did it again this week!
Yeah!
K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
When you guys sat together it was cute to poke your thighs.
The pose you took off the mic was cool, too!
Your voices were loud and easy to understand.
You're lying!
Shut up!
So, good evening, everyone!
Today Yamamotoruka is on leave, but the five of us will work hard!
Thank you very much!
Let me introduce you to the show, but for now, let me introduce you properly!
M-1 Grand Prix 2017 Finalist Fair and Square, 3rd place, Miki and her team!
Thank you!
One, two...
Miki-san! M-1! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you very much!
Miki-san, please stand in the middle of the stage.
I'm sorry for saying "congratulations" so many times.
I say "congratulations" when I'm a champion, but I'm sorry for saying "congratulations" when I'm a junior high school student.
I say "congratulations" when I say "thank you" too.
When I entered the dressing room in Tokyo, they were preparing lunch for me.
They said, "Miki-san, M-1! Thank you for your hard work!"
I said "congratulations" when I was a junior high school student.
They said, "you were cool!"
I'm sorry for saying "thank you" so many times.
It's the first time I've heard you say "you were cool!"
Thank you. I'm happy.
I'm sure you all gave us your impressions of the opening.
That's right.
What did Serika-chan say?
Your voice is loud and it's easy for me to hear you.
Serika-chan, you had a really loud voice.
You had a lot of loud voices.
I'm embarrassed.
My voice is M-1 and it's loud.
Thank you for saying that.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's do our best together.
"Kansai Hakusho" is a show where teammates and six Kansai people secretly aim for No. 1 and try various things.
However, today, we would like to say "thank you" to Miki-san, who worked hard to aim for No. 1 in the emergency special project.
Thank you for your hard work.
Actually, we haven't heard anything yet.
That's right.
I think so, too.
However, the "hug project" that the members have thought of is already complete.
Is that so?
So please leave it all to us.
Leave it to us!
I'm anxious!
If you're too anxious, you should come out.
It's okay.
If you want to cry, please cry.
Is that possible?
Yes, whenever you're thirsty...
It's okay.
Eat a big piece of lipstick.
I have a bad memory about lipsticks in this show.
That's true.
I ate a little bit of lipstick.
I'm sorry.
I'm being beaten up a lot.
Anyway,
Thank you for your hard work, Miki and Souto!
Leave it to us!
Please leave it to us!
Are you going to proceed with us?
Yes!
Are you okay?
Are you okay with what we're doing?
Are you too absorbed in proceeding with us?
No, it's fun and scary.
It's fun, today.
Please enjoy our secret talk here.
First of all, let's start with Hama.
Hama, are you okay?
You say "thank you for your hard work," but do you really do that?
Do you really do that?
Yes.
Do you really do that?
It's okay.
We all want to know about it.
Yes.
Anyway, Hama, please go ahead.
Hama-chan.
Yes, I'm Hama.
I'm the most...
Um...
The most funny entertainer in M-1 is...
Miki!
It's not because we work together.
She's really funny and makes me cry.
She's funny!
The funniest entertainer in M-1 is...
Miki!
I didn't watch any other entertainers.
I only watched Miki.
She was like...
I really liked her!
I love her!
The entertainer I thought was the funniest is...
Miki!
I was in the Philippines at the time.
My fans left comments about how I was doing.
I love Star Wars stories.
Ta-da! Ta-ta-ta-ta!
I was really into it!
I'm sorry!
Bye-bye!
What is this?
Should we wrap it up for everyone?
This is not a TV show.
We're really saying what we think.
So, today...
One, two...
Miki-san! M.O.A! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes, the back mark too.
Don't worry about it!
That's right!
Yua-chan only prepared this.
I'm going to paste it now.
I'm sorry, I ordered it quite a while ago.
I wrote it myself.
There's a lot of love in it.
How is it?
Yua, I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
It would have been better if you wrote "thank you" instead of "thank you"
But you wrote "thank you" instead of "thank you"
Thank you for your hard work!
Did you eat the food we gave you?
I ate it!
You did?
I ate it!
What was it?
You bought it, right?
What else?
And...
What else?
And...
Thank you for remembering it!
Just before it started, the staff gave me this.
I didn't know what you were giving me just before!
What is it?
I'm lying! I'm lying!
I'm really happy!
I'm sure I won! I'm sure I won!
I ate this and won!
I'm sure I won! I'm sure I won!
She ate it and won, so I'm glad!
You watched the first round, right?
You won first place in an instant!
I watched it!
You won first place in an instant!
This doesn't happen often!
I watched it at home.
You watched it together?
No, we watched it at home.
How did your family react?
This is the first time I've seen them screaming and getting excited.
That's right.
Anyway, you know it.
Yes.
You know it.
You always say "Onii-chan, Onii-chan" and I'm like "Eh?"
It's different.
It's the first time I've seen you like that.
You can say "Yes, I can" today.
Yes, I can.
Your face is funny.
There are still many things we want to ask you.
So, first of all, we'll do a secret interview.
I'm sorry for doing this on everyone's show.
Thank you very much.
I want to do it.
This is the first time we're doing it.
Is there so much you want to ask us?
Yes, there is.
Can we ask you after we're done?
How about it?
Now?
First of all, as a finalist, please give us an answer.
Why all of a sudden?
Now, please stand by.
Stand by?
Here?
Is it okay here?
Now, secret interview, start!
Erika-san, were Ue and Aya-san beautiful?
Do you really want to know this?
Hey!
What is this?
I'm asking you!
I'm asking you one more time!
One more time!
Were Ue and Aya-san beautiful?
Ue and Aya-san's...
Get out of my way!
What's wrong with you? You guys have grown up a lot.
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
Ue and Aya-san, you were beautiful. Thank you.
Wow, you had such a colorful beard.
Hey! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
As expected of my big brother.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, you're in trouble.
You're in trouble.
Um...
Ue and Aya-san, you were beautiful.
As expected of my big brother.
I was really happy to meet the person I like.
Wow, the microphone is far away.
Hey!
Is it like this?
Are you going to play with your big brother?
This is a social control.
If you're going to do that, say it in advance.
No, it's better to keep it far away.
It's scary.
What should I do?
Ue and Aya-san, you're cute.
Everyone longs for you.
It's great to meet you.
That's right.
One dream came true.
Yes.
How was "M" this time?
How was it?
Yes.
"M" was...
It was good to stand on a dream stage.
"M" was...
Well...
It suddenly came to me.
No, I had fun.
Um...
I didn't think I could have fun on such a dream stage.
I was happy.
Yes, it was good.
Yes.
When your lips were dry and white, did you think it was delicious?
Honestly, you thought so, didn't you?
When my lips were dry and I was squeezed...
Yes.
Did you think it was delicious?
No, I didn't think it was delicious.
Because it's being broadcasted all over the country.
It's better.
I didn't even realize it myself.
Oh, my lips are getting bad.
Even while I'm doing it.
I didn't realize it.
The effect is suddenly decreasing there.
Every time I did it, my lips were getting white.
Oh, I'm going to cry like this.
Oh, I'm hungry.
Because while I was doing it, I thought "Will I collapse?"
But it was delicious, wasn't it?
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes.
For me, "ping pong rice" was interesting.
What happened to it?
It's "jaru jaru"!
Huh?
It's "jaru jaru"!
Did you see it properly?
"Ping pong rice" is "ping", isn't it?
It's "sezuchi nobiteru", isn't it?
Ah!
It's "jaru jaru"!
It was dangerous!
Yes!
It was dangerous!
Are you glad you fell?
You were saved!
Stop it! It's "jaru jaru"!
You'll see it!
We're different from you guys.
Be serious!
Be serious?
Be serious!
Ah, um...
How about for the next "M-1"?
Are you really serious?
For the next "M-1"?
Suddenly?
Next year we'll definitely win and get 10 million yen.
If we all go on a trip together...
I'm the one who's talking!
It's me!
If you say "kyaa", I'll become really evil!
Seriously, let's go on a road trip next year and win the championship!
We'll always be there!
You'll be there too?
Of course!
Are you sure?
I'm sure!
Where are you going?
I'm going home!
Oh, you're coming with me?
No, no, no!
Let's go somewhere!
It's all recorded, so please check it out!
Where are you going?
Washouzan Highland!
Here!
It's here!
This is a real pinch!
I'll lose my job!
Washouzan Highland!
Let's go!
This is our eighth appearance, but you suddenly won 650 points and came in first place!
How do you feel?
I felt really good!
Matsumoto-san and Hitoshi-san got 94 points!
The highest score at the time!
With 94 points, they were recognized as geniuses and will continue to be treated as geniuses.
When I saw Matsumoto-san's 94 points, I almost cried.
You did, didn't you?
Yes!
You were recognized as a genius!
Yes!
That's what everyone saw of us.
How did you feel when you were overtaken by Soma?
Don't say it right away!
What's with you?
Are you serious or not?
We weren't in first place for the first time.
When we were making jokes, we suddenly realized we were in first place.
We were overtaken in an instant.
Next year, we'll make sure we're in first place!
That's right!
I'll watch you!
Will you watch us next year?
I will!
That's great!
Who fell off the stage?
Who fell off?
I think it was one of the dancers.
The staff fell off.
No, no!
The dancers were so high up that I couldn't see what they were doing.
And I fell off!
I was surprised by how high up the dancers were!
I thought I wouldn't be able to perform in the final round because my legs were facing the opposite direction!
It was close, I was about to get injured.
If you won 10 million yen, what would you use it for?
Asei said a lot of things.
I was thinking of buying a real estate in Chintai.
For real.
I was thinking of doing that for real.
For me...
Wow, that was a little light.
I'm done!
Yay!
10 million yen...
But what would you use it for?
5 million yen?
I wasn't even thinking about that.
What do you mean?
10 million yen, right?
5 million yen...
Of course.
8 million...
If it was 200 million yen, I wouldn't be able to do much.
200 million yen...
Would you buy a big dog?
That's a good idea!
You need a small dog, right?
Don't say things like that about me!
You do have a small dog, right?
Don't say things like "I have a dog."
What's it's name?
It's Toole.
Toole!
That's unexpected!
There's a reason why it's Toole.
It's because of her name.
Stop it!
Her name is Mommy.
She writes "truth."
"Mommy" means "truth."
If you write "truth" in English, it's "true," right?
True
Toole
It's really cold!
It's okay!
I love you!
I love you, too!
Say something to Mommy.
Please!
Mommy...
I love you.
Wow, this is bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm tired. I'm tired of this.
I'm wondering how long this will last.
This good time.
You guys are telling me to do it.
Lastly.
Please tell us your aspirations for next year's M-1.
Next year's M-1, we will definitely win.
We will win by a perfect score.
By a perfect score?
We will win by a perfect score and come back.
Next time, we will be more... How do you say it?
We will be the main show and we will entertain you guys.
We will have an M-1 championship.
Please leave this behind.
We will peel it off.
Next year, we will peel it off and have an M-1 championship.
A tearful meeting.
A tearful meeting?
Say it while laughing.
Is it true?
That's all.
Please go back to your original positions.
Always in your original positions.
How did you like our interview?
Interview...
If you do it in front of a celebrity, you will get scolded.
I learned it secretly.
Miki's...
M-one, thank you for your hard work!
Special! Next up is this!
"Secretly ranking Miki's favorite places"!
There are many more!
"Secretly ranking Miki's favorite places"!
Miki went all the way to the final round in M-one.
As a reward for Miki, we will rank Miki's favorite places.
But it's not a joke.
It's serious!
Serious?
It's serious?
I'm happy about it!
I'm really looking forward to it!
Let's announce it! Yamada, please!
Miki's...
Favorite places! Fifth place!
"Eating lunch together"!
Oh, Onishi!
This is what Onishi said.
At first, I had a scary image of comedians.
That's true.
We're both old and far apart.
So, for the first time, when we were filming for the second or third time,
we ate lunch together in the same dressing room.
"Eating lunch together" is a bit much, isn't it?
I was really happy about it.
I was moved by how kind comedians there are.
When I was eating my lunch, everyone was curious about my mouth.
Even if you eat a lot of food, you can't tell if it's good or bad.
My mouth hurts.
I'm sorry, Onishi, but you can't tell if it's good or bad.
Young girls are idols, aren't they?
How can an old man eat like that?
He's eating like an old man again.
It's because everyone welcomes you like that.
It's because you're kind.
Thank you.
Let's eat lunch together from now on, too.
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I said "Let's eat lunch together", but most of you don't eat.
Most of you don't eat.
No, no, no.
I'll praise you more and more from now on.
Really?
Okay, next.
Okay, Miki's favorite part.
Fourth place!
Even if you slip, you make it funny.
What do you mean by "slip"?
Everyone said it.
What about you, Yonga?
When we were doing a cooking show...
A cooking show?
A cooking show...
When we were doing a cooking show, you made it funny.
You made it really funny.
I say really cold things, don't I?
No, you don't say cold things.
You don't say cold things.
That's why you made it funny.
I can only say "thank you".
What kind of story is that?
What kind of ending is that?
"I can only say 'thank you'".
That's right.
I see.
That's how it is.
We make it funny because you think it's funny.
We make you make it funny.
That's right.
It's all thanks to you.
Thank you so much.
We're already in third place.
We're already in third place!
Let's move on.
What do you like about us?
The third place is about how stoic you are.
Can you stop saying that?
We're not stoic!
What do you mean?
When we're doing what we're doing...
You learn about us and...
You're being arrogant.
You make fun of me and stuff like that and I'm like "thank you"
I like comedians so...
What do you like about them? What did you learn about them?
I don't know what "stoic" is in Japanese but...
But when I look at other comedians, they all have different and unique styles.
What kind of body?
It's like... body game.
Body game?!
It's like grabbing someone's neck and playing body game.
That's what you think of as body game?
It's something only brothers can do so you have to do it with confidence.
I've never said I don't have confidence.
We're fine with it.
We're fine with you encouraging us.
I'm happy about it.
stoic
"stoic" right?
I don't know if it's like that but...
I like it when comedians do their best.
Of course!
I like it when comedians do their best.
Of course! Everyone does their best.
Thank you.
And second...
What do you like about them?
Second...
She sometimes calls me "tanao".
Yes, that's me.
That's too personal!
That's what Mao-chan wrote.
"tanao" is a nickname I don't know much about.
It's a very important name for me.
Even though Miki-san doesn't know about it...
She knows about it and sometimes calls me "tanao".
I know about it.
It's like a casual kindness.
I'm really happy about it.
Why do you know about it?
Of course I know about you guys.
I watch you guys almost every day.
I'm happy.
I keep watching you guys.
That's scary.
Just think I can't leave you guys.
How much do I watch you guys?
I watch you!
I watch you until the end!
I watch you until the end what you're doing!
How I appear in the video...
I thought you said something nice.
Let's watch a movie!
I'm so happy!
Tanao, right?
Your fans call you Tanao, right?
Yes, they do.
Tanao, Tanao.
Shall we call you Tanao?
Tanao?
Yes.
Which one? Tanao or Tanao?
But you can call me Tanao when you like it.
You can call me Tanao.
What did you call me?
Seri-chan!
She always says random things!
It's not like that.
Seri-chan?
Seri-chan.
I can't hear you.
What about you?
I'll call you...
Momo?
Yes.
Momo?
You're going to get in trouble.
What should I do?
What's wrong with you?
You're funny.
Goodbye!
Goodbye?
Why are you embarrassed?
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Go out with her!
You guys!
It wasn't like that at all.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Goodbye?
What about you, Yamada?
Please call me Yamada.
Look me in the eye.
Goodbye.
I'm scared!
She said it a lot.
It's like she's saving it for later.
Why is it like that?
It's not like she's saving it for later, it's just a coincidence.
Coincidence?
I don't have one right now, but Yamamoto Luka- chan.
Luka-chan.
She's an old lady.
She's like an old lady.
But she's like an old lady at school.
Luka-chan is from Kisakuya.
Why isn't Luka-chan here at a time like this?
Some of the members aren't here.
Everyone's busy.
When we're drawing, there's no one here.
We're definitely gathering.
There's no one here, but we're definitely gathering.
It's a lot of free time.
It's amazing.
Nanami-chan, please.
I'm already at Yamada.
You're at Yamada?
There's a cute name called Nanami.
It's Nana-chan.
I'm at Yamada.
Of course you're at Yamada.
You're dressed like a judge and taking pictures.
You're at Yamada.
Isn't it Nana-chan?
You're at Yamada.
Yamamoto! Yamada!
She's completely...
She started with a mother's hug and now she's just talking about gymnastics.
That was a shocking choice.
Let me go last.
Last?
First place?
What first place?
Your favorite part. First place is...
sibling love is amazing.
That's...
Your favorite part.
What do you mean?
For me, even when I'm looking like this, I can't talk.
That's right.
No, how do you say it?
Even when we're being teased, we're siblings and we're cute together.
That's right.
When I see that, I think sibling love is amazing.
That's right.
Sibling love is amazing.
Is sibling love amazing a good thing?
Is it a good thing?
When you look at it, it's a good thing.
It's good. It's amazing.
Next.
Look! You can do this, too!
Amazing!
You can do this hand, too!
- Do it, do it, do it. - No.
- You're lying! - No!
You're cute!
- Why are you doing this? - You're doing this!
- You're cute! - But,
once during recording,
Celica and Hama started kissing
and we kissed with our mouths.
- We did! - We did!
- The camera worked well, but... - We didn't kiss.
- We kissed with our mouths.
- We didn't kiss.
- We don't remember it at all!
- We always do it! - We do!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Are you stupid?!
Who wants to see old men kissing?!
- Look! Why are you doing this?! - These idols!
- These idols want to see it and they're watching it! - It's embarrassing!
- Kiss! Kiss! - Are you supposed to answer to the viewers' needs?!
- Kiss! Kiss! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- No! No way!
Sorry... Brush your teeth.
Why do you have to hurt me?
Aren't you sorry?
Are you going to brush your teeth?
Aren't you going to brush your teeth?
What are you going to do? Are you going to brush your teeth?
Just say it straight.
Just say it straight that it stinks.
After you brush your teeth, please come back next time.
I'm looking forward to it.
After you brush your teeth, you're out.
What is this show?
Miki-san, did you convey our feelings to Kaa-chan?
I like it.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
We will announce everyone's favorite places one by one.
One by one?
I can't do it.
How many favorite places do you have?
No, no, no.
We don't have time.
We can't do it today.
We have 24 hours.
Let's do it on 24-hour TV.
Everyone's favorite places.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Your next word is "run"?
"Run" while you say it.
I will say it and run.
What is "oh"?
You said it.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy. Thank you very much.
We will continue.
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
Please enjoy our members' secret talking.
Next, Yamada and Momo-chan.
Thank you, Momo-chan.
Everyone is thinking about a lot of things.
I'm happy.
I love it.
That's the picture!
That's what it is!
Yes!
I love it.
Say it!
I love it.
You're making a statement!
I love it.
What about you, Seria?
I love it.
You're getting all excited!
Yes! So then, let's start the secret talk!
Yes, I'm Yamada Nanami.
Of course, Miki-san was the funniest in M-ONE.
When the mic was out of place, I tried to fix it.
Miki-san, I love you!
Thank you!
Hi, I'm Onishi. The most interesting thing about M-1 was...
Miki-san! Yay!
I was watching M-1 and streaming.
At the time...
Miki-san... There was a lottery.
I was like, "When is Miki-san coming?"
Miki-san, I hope you come in 8th!
Right after I said that, Miki-san was called in 8th.
We're teammates. We understand each other.
We love each other.
I love you! Please continue to love me!
That's true!
She was in 8th place in Team 8.
That's true!
So you were called in 8th because you were supposed to be called in 8th?
Yes.
I see!
That's right.
"I see"?
No reaction.
What do you mean, "I see"?
She's going all out on her own.
Everyone was like...
I thought everyone would sympathize with me.
I've been thinking about everyone since then.
8th place in Team 8.
I'm happy.
That's good.
With that said, let's move on.
Miki-san, M-1, thank you for your hard work! Special!
Next up is...
Why? Secretly comforting contest!
Yay!
Comforting?
Comforting contest!
Miki-san, you advanced to the final round.
Unfortunately, you missed out on winning.
Unfortunately, yes.
But there's also a rumor that you're depressed.
Well, well, well...
That's because I was just about to win.
Money?
It's money!
Money!
I'm doing this for money!
Money!
If I won 1,000 yen now, I won't play games next year!
What do you think?
No, I really love manzai.
It's not about money or anything like that.
That's how it is.
We would like to comfort you in secret.
Thank you.
From now on, each of you will play the role of Miki's little sister and comfort her like a playgirl.
Thank you.
Miki, please choose who you think was the best little sister.
Everyone has a little sister. It's not about who it is or anything like that.
I've prepared a room for you.
A room?
Yes, so please come in.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Please come in.
Then I'll go this way.
Why are you going that way?
You're bald here.
If you look at yourself in the camera, you're a fool!
You're bald!
You're a fool!
You're bald!
Stop it!
I'm not waiting for you to say that!
You're really bald!
I'm tired of it!
This way, this way.
Please.
You can't just go in like that.
It's okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
She's in.
Okay.
Then, first, Momo-chan!
Momo-chan!
Good afternoon!
Thank you for the food!
Good afternoon!
Go, go!
Okay.
Good afternoon.
It's started!
Oh, it looks bad.
I'm back!
Welcome back!
Oh, it was cold outside!
Yeah, it was cold.
Ta-dah!
I dropped it.
What are you doing?
You hit your foot!
You're bad at this!
How was it?
Well, I lost.
But you won.
Well...
Was it pretty?
It was pretty.
It was really pretty.
It was pretty.
She was cute, but...
Well, well, well...
No, no, why are you talking about it like that?
Eh, well...
Among Momoka, you guys were really...
The most interesting and you did your best.
On such a big stage like that...
Seeing you do your best in front of the TV...
I really cried.
- Really... - I really cried.
- It's not bad. - No, I really...
- You really cried? - At first, my mom was next to me, so I held it in, but...
- I really cried. - It's because you were there.
- But you were really cool, so... - Really?
Here.
I'll say "ah" for you, so cheer up.
- "Ah"? - You'll say "ah"?
- Is it okay? - It's okay.
- Even though you don't usually say it... - Then, should I say it?
Here, say "ah".
Ah, this is good. It cheers me up.
- Mmm, delicious! - Here, Onii-chan.
- Thank you. - Say "ah".
- Isn't it big? - Special.
- Isn't it big?
- Special. - It's hot, sorry.
- Ah, it went in! - Ah!
- Fish juice! - Look!
Amazing! Nausicaä's "na" went in your mouth!
- Amazing! - Right?
- I showed you "ohm" going in your mouth! - As expected!
- I showed you! - I showed you!
- Ah! Ah! - Ah! Ah!
The juice is amazing!
- Amazing, Onii-chan! - Onii-chan juice! Onii-chan juice!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - Amazing!
Your love went in too much, it's amazing!
Your love, your love juice, your love, your love juice, your love juice, it's...
- I don't know the meaning! - Who said you don't know the meaning?
- Who said it? - Thank you.
You were really the coolest! I love you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Simple and good! - Good!
- The first one! - Ah, you ate it!
- Like "Ashi don"! - "Ashi don" is...
- This kid is younger than you think! - Yeah!
- Even though you are young! - Younger than you? Stop calling me "old man"!
- "Ashi don"! - "Ashi don"!
- You are so cute! - Yes!
- How was it, Kiki-san? - Good! It was really good! I feel energetic!
- You feel energetic! - If you had a sister like her, you would be like this!
- Really!
- Yes! - I want a sister like her!
- Then... - Start!
- I will continue!
- Next is Serika! - Yes!
- Serika! - I'm back!
- Come back! - Hey!
- Ah, this is tiring!
- Welcome back! Welcome back! - Ah! Thank you!
- Give it back! Give it back! Do it! Do it! - I'm back! I'm back!
- How... How are you?
- Oh! - Oh!
- You are amazing! - You are amazing!
- Thank you very much!
- Come back! - Oh!
- What kind of atmosphere is it? - It's over!
- It was difficult, though. - You started it!
- How was it, Serika? - How was it? - Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you! - How was it? - It was like I was in the Philippines.
- Were you in the Philippines? - Yes, I was in the Philippines.
- I went to the Philippines for a concert. - You went to the Philippines for a concert!
- The fans and the fans... - What are you doing?
- You are a little weird. - You are weird!
- You are making me cry! - I won first place!
- But I got a lot of comments that you were the most interesting. - Really?
- I saw you recording after you came back. - Did you see me?
- I was very impressed and it was so funny! - Really?
- I love the story of "Star Wars" so much! - Really?
- I watched it about three times. - Okay.
- I was watching it over and over again. - Okay.
- So, please cheer up! - Okay.
- You are amazing! - You are amazing!
- You are funny! - You are funny!
- If you look at me like this, you are Mickey Mouse. - You are Mickey Mouse!
- So you are amazing! - So you are amazing!
- You are Mickey Mouse! - Mickey Mouse!
- So you are amazing! - When you take this...
- Key! - Key!
- Where did you get this? - Where did you get this?
- Pull and... - Pull and...
- Ta-dah! - Pull and...
- You air this... Tsiong... - Tsiong...
- respectful... - respectful...
- And triangle! - Triangle? Where? - Where? - 1, 2...
- Tram... - What should I do? - Truly...
- You hide it? - Yes, I hide it!
- Hypheric... - So...
- Third place... - End of it!
- Right until there! - Ting!
- It's a parallel world. What is this?
- Until when are we still gonna do this?!
- Until when will we? - It's been about 6 hours!
How was it everyone?
How was it?
This is like an alien conversation.
There were so few people that I didn't know what it meant.
I didn't know either.
It was amazing.
Thank you.
Let's move on.
Next is Kama!
Kama-chan!
Excuse me.
Are you her sister?
I'm back!
It was cold, wasn't it?
I saw it!
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it!
I saw it when I was playing at home.
You saw it when you were playing at home?
I saw it when I was playing at home.
It was amazing.
Amazing?
What was amazing?
What's wrong?
But I really like you, so I was really happy.
I was happy.
What's wrong with you? Can't you get first place?
Why can't you get first place?
There's a reason.
You're suddenly getting serious.
But it was the most interesting.
It was really the most interesting in the world.
The story until the final round was the most interesting story I've ever seen.
It was really interesting.
Who was watching?
Who was checking?
Where?
Can you do that move?
Go! Go! Go!
Oh, my...
What's wrong?
Wow! It's a second place!
It was third place, so...
It was third place, so... What do you do?
You're out of the game.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You should have comforted me.
I don't know how to comfort you.
Do you know how to comfort me?
It's so boring.
You should have done it normally.
No, it's fine.
I'm happy.
I comforted you with my energy.
You're scary.
With my energy.
I'm not scared of you.
You're scary.
I'm not scared of you.
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is Nanami!
Yes!
What's this?
Comfort me!
I'm scared of you!
Welcome back!
Oh, it was cold.
It was cold, wasn't it?
It was cold.
- It's not easy. - It's not easy.
- There's that, right?
- I saw it. - What?!
- You saw it? - Yeah, on TV.
- You're lying. - Of course I saw it.
- I saw it at the set. - You're lying.
- What did you think? - Huh?
- What did you think? You were nervous, right? - Yeah.
- You were really nervous, right? - Was it bad?
- Your face was stiff. - It's a lie!
- I thought you were really nervous. - No, I wasn't nervous.
- How was it? - Everyone said it was funny, but...
- I think you can still do it as a younger sister. - What?!
- You still can't do it? - I still can't do it.
- You're lying. - I wasn't the usual Miki!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I thought I could do it better as a younger sister. - You're lying.
- Is there a higher possibility? - There's a possibility.
- That's why Hidoshi Matsumoto praised me. - Yeah.
- You can't work hard now! - You can't work hard now!
- You can't work hard now even if you're depressed! - You can't work hard now even if you're depressed!
- You know?! - You know?!
- You can't work hard now even if you're depressed! - You can't work hard now even if you're depressed!
- No, don't write a story now! - Don't write a story now!
- Don't write it next year! - Don't!
- Where did you see it?! - Where did you see it?!
- Don't! - Don't!
- So, next year... - Sorry.
- As a little sister, I'll cheer for you in your room. - In your room?!
- I'll cheer for you in your room! - In your room?!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Whose hand are you waving at?! - Thank you!
- I see! That flow won't end with "shikaa"! - It wouldn't end with "shikaa"!
She was really good at it.
It's also good to be scolded by your little sister.
I see.
Do you have anything you want to say at the end?
Yes, please.
Let's do it.
Good morning! You're back.
Was it early in the morning?
It was early in the morning.
I'm sleepy.
Good morning!
Thank you.
Do you want some?
Are you mad at me?
It's okay. I was practicing.
It was really fun.
It was really erotic.
The song was amazing.
You watched it, didn't you?
You watched it with KBS, didn't you?
I watched it in the Philippines.
You watched it, too, didn't you?
Before I went there,
I told my fans to tell me in detail
who was going to be in the next group.
Oh, I see.
I told them in detail.
But Omigi was like, "Whoa!" in the 8th group.
She was like, "It's over."
She said, "It's over."
She said, "It was really fun."
She was like, "Whoa!"
I was really happy.
What time was it in the Philippines?
Um...
About 11 o'clock?
No, I lied.
An hour ago.
An hour ago in Japan.
You didn't lie.
So I watched it.
It was really fun.
It was amazing.
Omigi, it was amazing.
Which part of us is left?
What?
Chon chon chon.
It's difficult.
Difficult, right?
I see.
And in the final round,
I brought
Miki's favorite...
My favorite...
My brother's favorite...
Contestant.
What's funny about it?
It was leaked.
It wasn't leaked.
I didn't know about it.
I was really excited.
Your favorite?
Star Wars?
But...
After the show, my brother was depressed.
I couldn't see his usual smile.
As his little sister, we felt like we were together for life.
But there's always a next time.
So next time, make me laugh.
Make me win first place.
"Make me laugh" doesn't mean you're laughing.
This year I won't laugh anymore.
Hidashi Matsumoto gave me the best performance.
I was so happy.
I was like, "Wow!"
Winning third place is amazing.
But I was like, "Ah..."
It was hard for me to look at his face.
So next time, I'll definitely win.
Let's go eat grilled meat instead of oranges!
Bring me with you next year!
You're bringing me?
Let's go!
Goodbye!
Goodbye?
Goodbye!
Don't say goodbye!
The setting is messed up!
Hidashi-san, how was it?
I'm sorry for coming in like this.
No, it's fine.
Thank you!
I was like, "If my little sister was here..."
Would it be like this?
I was like, "Would it be like this?"
Would it be like this?
I was happy. Thank you.
I was depressed, but I feel like I'm cheered up now.
Thanks to you all.
Yes.
So, are you really popular?
Do you think so?!
Do you?!
Are you that depressed in the first place?!
Are you?!
I'm glad you comforted me.
Don't forget about it!
Everyone's comfort is over!
Yes!
Miki-san, please choose the winner!
Winner...
Yes, please!
The winner is...
Yamada-chan!
Wow!
Amazing!
I'm so happy!
You've been angry with me for a long time, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I'm so happy for you.
That's enough.
That's all for today.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm happy for you all.
I wanted to choose you all.
This is the ending.
How do you like it?
Thank you.
Is it okay for us to use this?
It's your show.
It's okay.
If you win next year, let's do it again.
Let us do it.
Let's do it again next year.
Okay.
Let's make a plan for next year.
Let's make a plan.
If we win and you all win, we'll do a show between champions.
That's amazing.
That's 20 million in total.
That's a lot of money.
You wanted it this year, didn't you?
You can do it.
It's more than a show.
It's like a studio.
Let's go.
We want to say thank you to Miki for always cheering us up.
Today, we wrote a letter for you.
A letter?
Yes.
Is it the last episode?
Are we graduating?
To Miki,
It's been nine months since the Kansai Action started in March.
At first, we were nervous and anxious.
But thanks to Miki's kindness, we were able to let go of our feelings.
Miki is always kind.
She talks with us during breaks.
She eats lunch with us.
She always celebrates our birthdays.
She's very kind when we're not recording.
Thank you so much!
You're welcome!
We're looking forward to recording "Kansai Hakusho" once a month.
You have a beautiful smile.
It cheers us up.
Thank you!
When we tease you, we feel like brothers when we see you protecting your brother.
Thank you for your sharp comments!
Sometimes you say harsh things to my fans.
But I'm always grateful for that.
Sometimes you say harsh things to us.
But you always cheer us up and make us happy.
Thank you so much!
Miki has a lot of memories like that.
Miki is always active on TV.
I'm worried that Miki will change someday.
As long as "Kansai Hakusho" continues, I want Miki as MC.
Thank you!
We love you, Miki!
We're still young.
But we'll do our best to work with you someday!
From AKB48 Team 8 Kansai members,
Thank you!
So, we are the last ones this week.
It's such a bad mood.
Is it over?
Why are you crying?
What's going on?
Why are you crying?
Where did you come from?
It's over!
No, no, it's not like that!
M-1 is over!
It's not like we're quitting or anything!
Everyone was like...
I don't know what you're talking about!
What is this?
What do you mean?
Everyone was cheering for us like that!
Ah, I see!
Thank you for loving us!
It's hard for us to tell you.
It's okay.
Everyone was crying.
When Serika was crying next to us, she was like "What should we do? What should we do?"
Do your best! Do your best!
It's not like we're crying because we're doing our best!
Serika was the only one who wasn't crying at all!
With that face...
Why are you crying?
But we're not now.
We're not now.
Our feelings are strong.
I'm happy about that.
I didn't know everyone was cheering for us like that!
It's because of everyone's support that we were able to make it to the finals.
Let's do our best together.
Yes, thank you!
We won't change, right?
Sayaka and Koutai won't change, right?
Are you okay?
Sayaka and Koutai won't change, right?
We won't!
Thank you!
The last one is this!
Today's secret center!
This is it!
Secret center?
Today's ending song secret center is...
Who worked the hardest?
Yamada, please announce it!
Yamada?
I'll announce it.
Today's secret center is...
Yamada will announce it.
M.O.N. worked hard! It's Miki and her team!
Congratulations!
First center!
Can you do it yourself?
No, we can't.
We'll do it.
No, we can't.
We're the center?
Yes.
But we don't have a song or anything like that.
We don't know any songs.
AKB songs, did you sing them?
I'll send you some, too, Miki-san.
You'll send us?
We'll send you some, Miki-san.
We'll send you a cheer song.
You'll all sing for us?
Yes, we'll all sing for you.
So you're saying we can be the center?
Even if we're the center, we'll just stand in the center and sing.
We won't sing, but we'll stand in the center and sing around you.
I understand that.
We'll send you a song, Miki-san.
"Route of Dreams"!
"Route of Dreams"?
The starting line was lined up horizontally.
From the moment we took off in the blue sky
to the same night in the same world,
everyone started to move forward.
The bond grew stronger and stronger.
The rankings were born.
It's too early!
It's too late!
The morning has come.
When you climb a high mountain, it's definitely not easy.
The steep slope in front of you
and the steep slope in front of you
and in the middle of it all,
you can do it again with the state you're in now.
Yay! Thank you!
Okay, okay, stop being such a cat star.
- The last one. - Cat star.
You should be in the center!
- You should be in the center! - She was really singing in the center.
- She was really singing in the center.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm happy for you. - It's your route, right?
- That's right!
- Thank you, everyone! - Let's do our best!
- That's right.
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
Lastly, I'd like to announce the results of the M-1 Grand Prix 2017 team A and Kansai members.
- Yes! - Announcement?
Judges, please show us your score cards!
Announcement?
- Miki! - Miki.
- Miki!
Miki-san is the winner!