AISubs v3.5
We, Team 8, 6 members of Kansai...
In Team 8...
No, no, in AKB48...
No, no, in all idols...
We will shine brightly and aim for No. 1!
We declare it here and now!
Kansai Action, start!
Yay!
Now, it's started.
We, Team 8, Kansai members...
Our first program, Kansai Action...
Only three of us are here for the opening...
But thank you for having us again!
Yay!
Oh!
Yay!
Oh!
Today, we have three cute girls.
Yes!
And...
The program's lively singer is...
This woman!
Please come in!
Thank you!
It's lonely, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Instruments are broken down.
Recently, there are less and less members.
Yes, that's right.
It's rare.
Yes, it is.
This time, there are only three of you.
Yes.
Viewers, don't worry.
Yes.
The rest of you will come out later.
Really?
Yes.
I'm glad.
I'm waiting for you to come out later.
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone, please look forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
This time as well, the six of us will unite as a team and aim for the number one in secret so that we will not lose to the members of other areas and challenge various things.
Yes.
This time as well, it's one shot.
Yes.
Let's do our best!
Now, for the members who worked the hardest today, at the end of the program, we are waiting for your secret presents.
Yes.
Viewers, please do your best!
Thank you!
And this time...
Yes, yes.
I'm surprised if you noticed it.
Yes.
Now that the grant period is under construction, we borrowed Iezu Theater's theater.
Thank you!
So, if you are a little close or have a sense of distance and know each other, please give us a call.
We will say, "You're funny."
Thank you so much, Iezu Theater.
Thank you, Iezu Theater.
Iezu Theater, thank you!
This alone is not enough.
Yes, it's completely different.
Iezu Theater will lend us a stage from now on.
Thank you!
Now, let's get started.
Please enjoy "Secret Talk"!
First, Oni-san and Teruka-chan, please!
Please!
Now, I'm looking forward to it.
Now, there are finally three of us here.
It's a trio.
It's like "Wakayama TV"
If Teruka-chan and I were in this trio, we would have said this comment.
That's right.
Why?
It's good!
"Secret Talk", let's go!
Ready, start!
The member I want to go on a date with is Nao Ota from Kyoto Prefecture.
Because when we go on a date, she does her best to plan it out for me.
I'm Serika Nagano from Osaka Prefecture.
I want to go on a date with my teammate Rin Okabe from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Rin knows a lot of good cafes in Tokyo, so I'd like her to take me there!
Thank you very much!
You want to go on a secret date, don't you?
Is there anyone who wants to go on a secret date?
What is it?
Of course there is!
Because you have a girlfriend!
That's right! That's right!
Say it! Say it!
Why are you in such a hurry?
I'm in a hurry!
In a hurry!
Okay, let's move on to the next question!
Take me to a secret date!
Yay!
Okay!
In this segment, the members will secretly bring in projects that others won't be able to accept!
I see!
This is the second week!
Oh, there's a second week!
That's right!
This time, it's brought in by Yamada-chan!
It's fun!
It's brought in by Yamada-chan!
What is it?
It is!
Kiryuin Yamada's Dance Dance Ramp!
Yay!
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Dance!
That's right!
This time, Yamada-chan, Ota-chan, Kama-chan...
These three people...
Yamada-chan, Ota-chan, Kama-chan...
These three people are dancing!
That's dancing, right?
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
If you think it's funny...
It's funny!
If you think it's funny, you can just laugh about it!
It's funny!
If you think it's funny, you can just laugh about it!
They're dancing!
Oh, I see!
What is it?
They're using a vacuum cleaner.
Oh, it's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
He knows!
He knows! He knows!
He knows!
Where did you get it from?
It's from Dante, right?
Yes, yes!
These three girls will decide who is the coolest.
I see!
Yay!
By the way, you're said to be the most popular guy in Osaka right now.
Yes!
Asei-kun!
Yes!
Asei-kun, what do you think?
I'm really popular right now!
He said it himself!
I'm really popular!
You're really popular!
I'm really popular!
That's amazing!
Do you think it's funny?
It's really funny!
Let's do a lot of things in the dressing room later!
Yay! Yay!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let us know in the comments if you think it's funny!
That's right!
Yes!
Now, have you seen the three of them dancing yet?
No, we haven't seen it yet.
We haven't seen it yet.
Oh, you're going to see it here.
Yes!
The dressing room is also different.
Yes!
Because usually, of course, we don't see them dancing.
These three girls.
We're looking forward to it!
I'm excited!
Now, let's have them appear!
Oh my god!
First of all, it's this person!
Here you go!
I'm invincible when it comes to dancing!
It's Yamada Kirui!
That's amazing!
Yamada Kirui!
It's Yamada Kirui, isn't it?
Is it Yamada Kirui?
It's Kirui.
It's like a man.
Kirui Yamada is a nice name.
It's true.
Kirui Yamada.
It's like a man.
A nice name.
It's so cool!
He's quiet.
Yes!
Kirui, it's nice to meet you.
He's like a flower dumpling.
Yes, he's like that person.
Let's go.
Next up is this person!
Otakotaro!
Wow, Otakotaro!
"Just talk to me" Kyoto boy, Otakotaro!
Hello, I'm Otakotaro. My hobby is watching movies. Does anyone want to go watch a movie with me?
What's wrong with you?
It's fine, it's fine. That's how it is.
Ah, I see.
Otakotaro-san.
It's good for an escape.
My friend looks like Atachi-kun.
But Atachi-kun is more bald.
The last one is this person!
Oh!
Cute!
Very cute!
Cute!
A little cheeky little brother boy, Hamajiro-san!
Don't say you're like a little brother. I'm a man too.
Wow!
Beautiful!
Amazing!
Not Hamajiro, but Hamajiro-san!
Hamajiro!
Hamajiro-san!
Hamajiro!
Hamajiro-san!
You sound like Torajiro-san!
Hamajiro-san!
Oh, really?
That's right!
So, this project was brought in by Kiryun Yamada- san!
Yes!
Right, Kiryun-san?
Yes!
Put your hand in your pocket and say "cool"!
Yes, "cool"!
Wow!
Why did you think of this project?
Yes!
Idol-type projects, or more like Moezeifu-type projects, aren't there a lot of them?
Because it's an idol show, right?
Yes, I'm really bad at that kind of stuff.
Bad at it? Even though you're an idol? Is that okay?
Yes, because I look like one and I'm also a boy.
If I dance, I think I might win.
Oh, I see!
That's good!
You won't lose!
I won't lose!
You won't lose!
I definitely won't lose!
And you three will do it!
Yes!
By the way, it was actually Kiryun-san and Yamada- chan who chose Oota-chan and Hama-chan.
Why did you choose these two?
Well, even among the complete members, I thought dancing might suit them.
Oh, I see!
The way you speak is like...
It's like...
I'm tired!
Even if you say that...
That's right!
Is it okay if I say something I've heard of you?
I haven't heard of you at all.
I see!
So, you'll be doing various confrontations and show us your manliness.
Before that, let's hear about your first impression of the female members.
Who did you like based on their looks?
We still don't know yet, it's just based on their looks.
Based on their looks...
That's right, just based on their looks.
Look!
I really can't look at you.
Why?
Are you excited?
Momona, do some research!
Do some research!
When you're with us, you don't show your face.
You!
You can't look this way.
Let's hear it out.
Sing it out loud.
No, no, no.
Sing it out loud!
Go!
One, two...
Oh!
Ootattaro, Kirun Yamada, Ootattaro.
Ootachan got...
Ootachan got two votes.
And Yamadachan got one vote.
Why did you vote for Ootachan?
Well, it's like...
I thought it'd be nice to have a refreshing boy.
Ah, I see.
It is refreshing.
Refreshing.
It's so long.
Even when it's raining, the mud is so sticky.
Can you ride a bicycle?
It's like, flat.
Flat, I see.
You like refreshing things like that.
I wanted to watch a movie with you.
You said you wanted to watch a movie.
What kind of movies do you watch?
Movies are...
The kind you like.
Ah!
That's cool!
That's a good point, Kani-chan!
Wow!
I thought you were going to say you hate it.
That's right!
But you like it.
But you don't hate it.
You don't hate it.
I like it.
Senka-chan, why did you vote for Koyama-chan?
It's like...
Her clothes and her hair color...
Yeah.
It's like...
Eh?
It's like a host's style.
That's true.
But Senka-chan is the cutest.
Eh?!
Wow!
What is this?!
It's lame!
Who is going to vote for this?
Senka-chan, even if it's like this, you're going to vote for her?
I forgive you.
You forgive me?!
I forgive you...
Oota-chan, Oota-chan...
Why Oota-chan?
Ah, Oota-chan...
Oota-chan, Oota-chan...
Oota-chan...
That's...
Luka-chan, Luka-chan...
Oota-chan...
Wait a minute!
I'm also confused and embarrassed!
Luka-chan, why Oota-chan?
Eh, but...
Is it called "righteous"?
This...
Refreshing...
Smart...
That's...
That's... good.
Cool...
The hair color is also...
Just one person is a little black, right?
Yes, yes, black...
It's really black.
It's good, right?
The height is also good.
The height is also good, right?
It's a little high and flat, right?
That's right.
It's good.
But it's a first impression.
You won't know it until you see it in real life.
Hamajiro-san, do your best in the future, okay?
Hamajiro.
Wait, wait!
I put on a stylist who is good at dancing, so I got some opinions.
First of all, Yamada-chan.
I made you look like a handsome guy.
Your eyes and nose are clear and your face suits dancing.
Your face suits dancing.
And above all, your butt and chest are flat.
A body type for dancing.
Your butt and chest are flat.
I thought I didn't have to crush it.
You didn't have to press it down.
Amazing.
You have a face that suits dancing and I think you'll naturally get into dancing.
Amazing.
Like Kazumi Takayama of Nogizaka.
Amazing.
You're a commentator.
I'm a big commentator.
And Ota-chan.
Ota-chan, do you want to go with Taro-kun?
Yes, with Taro-kun.
Taro-chi.
Yes, Taro-chi.
With Taro-kun.
Which one?
Taro-kun.
Taro-kun?
Taro-kun.
Which one?
Taro-kun.
Taro-kun is fashionable and refreshing.
I see.
A refreshing and fashionable guy whose eyes are kind and seems like he'll embrace any young woman.
I see.
Like Shida Aika-san of Keyakizaka46.
Shida Aika-san.
Managa-san.
Sorry.
Your eyes are scary.
Managa-san.
He's easy-going and has bright colors.
That's great.
Good.
Now, for the question, Hamajiro-san.
Hamajiro-san is...
Hamajiro-san?
Oh, Athene-san.
Hamajiro-san is...
Cute, loving, and respectful.
That's great.
He's short, but has a handsome face.
The first impression is quite manly.
Cool! Cool! Cool!
Manly! Nice!
Nice!
There are boys like this, right?
That's the impression.
There are.
The balance of the three of them is careful and cute and cool.
I see.
Cute and cool.
And the image is like Shison Jun-san.
Shison Jun-san?
Shison Jun-san.
Shison Jun-san is exciting now.
They are similar.
Shison Jun-san.
These three.
Yes.
The first confrontation.
Yes.
I will announce it.
Of course.
The first confrontation is Mousou Oren Championship which I will show you good points.
Yeah!
Now, let's start the delusional reasoning test.
We asked you to think of a cool way of acting about a topic you previously announced.
I see.
You will show it to the girls.
I see.
That's what it is.
Can you show us your cool gestures?
I see.
Yes.
So, the top batter is...
Uh, Tar-kun.
Yes.
Tar-kun, Tar-kun.
You're Tar-kun, right?
Yes.
You're Tar-kun, right?
Yes.
You're Tar-kun, right?
Yes.
Tar-kun, is it okay for you, top batter?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
So, let's go with Tar-kun, top batter.
So, Tar-kun, what kind of topic is it?
Yes.
In the morning of a dormitory date, I gently wake up a girl who doesn't wake up easily.
I see.
You had a dormitory date?
Yes, I did.
It's already like a dormitory date.
Yes.
It's a dormitory date.
I gently wake up a girl who doesn't wake up easily.
Who will you choose as your partner?
Then, it will be Luka-chan, please.
Luka-chan?
Luka-chan chose you, right, Tar-kun?
Yes.
I'm happy.
I don't know what will happen.
So, why did you choose Luka-chan?
Well, I think Luka-chan is the one who can wake up easily the most.
In a good way.
Yes, in a good way.
Why can't you two imagine it?
It's a mystery.
Yes, it's amazing.
Because you imagined it.
So, what will you do?
Please talk to her in secret.
I see.
In the morning of a dormitory date, I gently wake up a girl who doesn't wake up easily.
We are hostile.
I see.
Please.
Wow, it's amazing.
I'm sorry. I'm pulling your hair back.
Even your characters are different.
You are always quiet.
Yes, you are always quiet.
Especially you, Hamajiro-san.
You are always quiet.
But you are different today.
I'm cool.
Yes, you are cool, Hamajiro-san.
Hamajiro-san, you are cool.
I'm cool.
Yes, you are.
What do you think?
You are cool.
You are manly.
You three are manly.
I've only seen Mina's face on the monitor.
Why is that?
I can't see it anymore.
What?
It's sudden.
It's bad.
I can't see it at all.
You said it.
Now, since Johnny is here...
Yes.
It's sudden.
Now, let's get started.
Yes.
It's me, who wakes up my girlfriend gently in the morning of "Tag's Stayover Date".
Start!
I'm going to sleep now.
Good night.
Are you sleeping with a hat on?
Luka, how long are you going to sleep?
Good morning, Luka.
Spit it out.
What are you talking about? It's so cute.
I like it.
I don't like it. I don't want you to see it.
It's cute.
I'm not good at cooking, but...
Luka, make me a French toast.
OK.
Make it.
OK.
So, will you eat it?
OK.
See you.
Take your time and get changed. I'm waiting for you.
I'm going!
Wonderful!
So cute!
Wonderful!
I'm nervous!
Why do you say that?
How was it, Luka-chan?
Is it called "whisper voice"?
Whisper voice.
I heard it in my ear in the morning and I couldn't wake up.
It's so fun!
I want to sleep more and more.
Wonderful!
Aze-kun, how was it?
I'm sorry.
I was embarrassed and didn't say much.
I was embarrassed in the middle of it.
It's not easy.
Normally, men wake up early and make french toast.
I was nervous, too.
French toast? How do you make it?
How do you make it?
Don't say "sato paa"!
It's not like that.
I see. Wonderful.
You're studying various things.
That's right.
How about you two, judges and girls?
Did you see it?
First of all, we laid down and said "pon pon" together.
That's good.
I admire "pon pon".
I was putting my feet on Luka.
Oh, no!
I was like "pon pon" too.
Is it okay for you to put your feet on her?
Stop it!
Is it okay for you to put your feet on her?
No, it's not.
Is it okay for you to do it in front of men?
I'm not allowed to say it.
Get out of my way!
Is it okay for you to do it in front of men?
I see.
That was Taa-kun's acting.
Let's move on to Hamajiro-san.
What's the theme?
I will heal my broken girlfriend.
Oh, "boku" (me)
The first line is "boku" (me)
I don't know why,
but your character is perfect.
That's good.
Who is your partner?
My partner is Momoka-chan.
I'm happy.
Please talk about your acting.
She's smirking.
She's like a big sister and a big brother.
She's nervous.
Her feet are on me.
She's too nervous.
If you're nervous, you'll lose all your nerves.
You'll lose all your nerves.
It's okay. She looks like a real man.
She looks like a real man.
I'll show you how I do it.
Don't forget your idol.
This is a good one.
Let's begin.
I'm Hamajiro's work-tired girlfriend.
Start!
What's up?
There's something I don't like lately.
What's up?
I've been working since 5.30 in the morning.
I don't want to get up. I'm sleepy.
You're always working hard.
I'm sleepy.
But I can't laugh without you laughing.
So, look. Laugh.
I just laughed.
You have the cutest smile.
What's up with you?
Time's up!
What's up with you?
You wanted to do this, didn't you?
I was really nervous.
But you did it, Hamajiro.
How was it, Oni-chan?
Don't poke me.
I've never been interested in older people.
That's right.
But you look different this time.
I like older people.
I like you because you're cute.
You work hard and...
How can I say it?
Wait, wait.
Don't kiss me.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared something is going to happen. I'm scared of you two.
You worked hard.
You're kissing me now.
Don't kiss me.
Don't do it.
You worked hard to kiss me and comfort me.
You worked hard to be clumsy.
How did you like the judges and girls?
It's crazy.
They are good-looking and kind.
They are the best.
Even if you're older, you're still good-looking.
You have a great face.
Face.
In the end, it's the face.
You're a man.
That was Hamajima's performance.
Lastly, let's go with Kirin Yamada.
What's the theme?
A cool kiss that you don't reveal during work.
You can't do it!
You can't kiss me when I'm self-sustaining!
I see.
A kiss that you don't reveal during work.
Who would you like to kiss?
Serika.
You two need to talk about it.
I'm curious about any part of it.
That's right.
You need to talk about it during work.
I can't wait for it.
Kisei or Kosei, can you help me?
Can I help you?
Thank you.
But with Asei's cooperation, it'll be like a skit.
That was scary.
I was surprised.
He was licking me.
Um...
I'm sorry.
Are you wearing makeup?
Are you doing it?
I'm trying to do it.
I want to dance, too.
I want to do it.
They've been saying it for a long time.
They want to dance.
Why don't you try it?
I want to do it.
Hama-chan's face has changed.
I look like a man.
You've been putting your hand in your pocket.
It's cold.
It's stuck in your pocket.
What did you eat?
Motomoto.
It's stuck in your Motomoto.
It's not stuck in your Motomoto.
It's not stuck in your costume.
But it's good.
It's fashionable.
Do men do this?
Men do this.
It's amazing.
Should I do it, too?
My neck is tight.
What?
My neck is...
You might not know even if you're hungry.
Your neck will be eaten up.
You might not know even if you're hungry.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Kirei-san's cool kiss during work.
Start!
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- I'm so tired. - Yeah, me too.
- Can you say something nice about me? - Like what?
- Like this. - What?
- Like this? - Welcome!
- Oh, I'm exposed. - You're exposed.
- Who are you? - Oh!
- I see, you're like a manager. - I fell.
Oh, thank you!
- It's under the counter. - It's cute.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I like you. - Oh my god! - Welcome!
- Time's up! - It's hard! - Wow! - It's hard! - You should never do that to a part-time worker!
- And it's under the counter! - It's under the counter! - Oh my god! - How was it, Yamada-chan? Try it.
- Oh, the staff's attitude was a little... - Your attitude wasn't good. - Why? - No, I mean...
- What's with you? - Wow! - No, I said "Welcome" and you took it away! - You took it away! - I was anxious! - You were trying to be mean! - Yes, I was trying to be mean!
- I was wondering what to do and I fell down in the middle of it! - I'm sorry! - Well, it can't be helped. - Yes, it can't be helped. - Yamada-chan, how was it working out like this during your part - time job?
- Your face was cool and... - Yes. - Oh my god, and your way of holding hands was manly and cool! - I see!
- Oh, you guys decided at a convenience shop? - Yes, we did it at a bar! - What bar?! - What kind of table?! - No, it was a bar! - You guys stand at a table like this?! You were originally working at a bar! - You were actually working at a bar! - So you were! How cool! - You zealot!
- It was really manly. - Yes, it was! - It was a little bit manly and manly feeling and I liked it. - Thank you. - How about you guys, judges?
A forbidden kiss that you can't show to others.
Forbidden kiss!
- Forbidden kiss! - Forbidden kiss is not for girls.
Ah, that's right!
- No, it's like that. - Kissing at school is a bit...
It's like "Ah!"
- But it's forbidden! - Forbidden!
- You can't show it! - Forbidden!
- Like you! - Below Kyoto Tower!
Eh, Kyoto Tower!
- That's a bit... - No, Kyoto is the same.
- As Kyoto's representative... - No, Kyoto Tower makes you feel like that.
Does it?!
- What is it?! - I don't want to kiss!
- You don't want to kiss! - I don't want to kiss!
- Romantic feelings! - Romantic feelings!
- Now, we've finished our first theme. - We've finished it.
- Now, we'll have a middle judge. - Middle judge?
Eh, this is difficult!
Each of you have a chance to be the opponent.
It doesn't matter if you're flat or not.
- Please look at me and say "Ah, I'm glad I did this." - I see.
- Now, please raise the most powerful man's flag. - Eh, wait! Wait a minute!
- Then, go ahead! - Eh, I'm worried!
- Eh, I'm worried!
- That's too fast!
Middle judge!
- Middle judge! - For now, throw it!
For now, throw it!
From there, think about it!
That's fine!
Now, please show us your flag!
- One, two... - One, two...
Oh, Kiryuin! Kiruyin!
- You're addicted! - Oh!
You've changed a lot!
Kiryuu Yamada-san, why Kiryuu Yamada-san, Serika- chan?
- No, I'm already a hostage. - Ah!
- You're addicted! - I'm addicted!
- You're addicted! - If you say "post" or something like that, you'll definitely be addicted.
- You're addicted! - You're crazy!
And Oni-san and Hamajiro-san, because you were the opponent's role...
- That's right! Once you touch me, I'm a little... - Ah, you're addicted!
- I see, I'm worried! - I'm worried!
- Luka-chan, your opponent was... - Taro-kun...
- Tar-chan! - Tar-kun!
- Tar-kun! Eh, I'm sorry! It was good, but... - Yeah!
- After all, kissing is... - I see!
- Kissing... Odaimon was good! - Well...
- After all, it's better to kiss in secret! - That's right!
- I see! You've changed a lot! - That's right!
You've changed, but...
- But I think it's a tie! - That's right!
- Now, let's continue with our second theme! - Yes!
Our second theme is...
- Ota-chan, will you go first? - Yes!
- Ota-chan... - Our second theme is...
- Ota-chan's... - Yes! That's right!
What will we use?
- Yes! Then... - Ota-chan's...
It's a cool confession that I accept without thinking!
- Eh, confession!? - "It's a cool confession that I accept without thinking!"
- I want you to teach me stuff like that! - Yes!
- "It's a cool confession that I accept without thinking!" - Yes!
It's not easy for me to accept things like that...
- "It's a cool confession that I accept without thinking!" - Yes!
- Who's your partner? - It's Momo-chan!
- What? - I'm shaking!
- You're shaking?! - I'm shaking!
- You're doing this to all kinds of people! - I'm shaking!
- Then you two, please talk it over. - Yes!
- I can't get enough of this! - Even just looking at it makes me want to do it!
- If a man does it, you can see his intentions, but since we're both women...
- We can also leave this to you, right? - Yes!
- You can leave it to me, right? - Yes! Don't worry!
- Don't worry! Since I'm doing it... - No, that's not it!
- I want you to include me as a representative of a real man!
- That's... - That's not it!
- I'm not a real man!
- I'm the shortest among all of you dancing!
- I'm not a side-cutter! - I'm not a side-cutter!
- I'm lifting weights at 31 years old!
- I don't like men lifting weights at 31 years old!
- I'm really lifting weights! - Why do you all look like you're lifting weights?
- You're right!
- I'm a man only when I'm lifting weights!
- That's not it!
- You always look like a side-cutter at any given moment! - That's not it!
- Now, shall we begin?
- Tag! - Yes!
- You're okay with it, right? Cool face! Start!
- It was fun! - It was really fun today!
- Ah, thank you!
- Ah!
- Thank you!
- It was really fun today! - Yes, it was really fun today! Thank you!
- How was the fireworks? - It was really pretty!
- It was really pretty! I'm glad I got to see you, Tag!
- Really? - Yes!
- I'm glad! I'm happy!
- Momoka... - Yes?
- I have something strange to tell you... - Eh? What is it? I'm scared!
- Look at me! - Eh?
- I like your smile...
- From now on, when I'm here or not...
- I want you to always smile!
- Will you go out with me?
- Yes!
- I was so nervous!
- I did it!
- You did it!
- What is this? - It's so funny!
- What is this? - I've never been this happy in my life!
- Why are you so happy every day? - I'm so happy!
- You're such a flirtatious woman! - No, I'm not!
- How was it, Ogata-chan? Oh, sorry, Tag! - I was nervous!
- You were nervous! - But I tried to be serious, and I did it!
- It's hard for a man to say something like that. - Yeah.
- It's hard for a man to say something like that. - You looked at me and said it.
- I did look at you.
- I looked at you. - How was it for you two?
- When you said you had something serious to say, I couldn't stop getting nervous.
- You've been nervous for a while now.
- I see. How about you, Azei-kun? - I'm glad you said it.
- Before you said it, you raised your arms like this. - Oh, I didn't see it!
- I'm glad you said you were excited. - I see.
- I'm glad you said you were excited. - I'm glad you said you were excited.
- It's nice of you to come out like a man. - I was nervous.
- Next up is Hamajiro-san! - Yes!
- What's your theme for today, Hamajiro-san? - It's a cool way of scolding a selfish girl.
- Me?! Scolding?! - Yes.
- I see, you're scolding her because she's selfish. - That's right.
- I see, you're scolding her because she's selfish. - That's a little different.
- You're not getting scolded that easily. - That's right.
- You're getting scolded in reverse. - Who would you like to choose as your partner?
- Serika. - Serika? - No!
- You're getting scolded! - No!
- Can you teach her how to act? - Yes.
- She's holding hands! - How interesting.
- Everyone has their own ideal male image. - That's right.
- And you're all representing it. - That's right.
- It's all shaking. - It's crazy.
- I can't hold it anymore. - I can't.
- Can we do this every week? - Let's do it.
Let's do it.
- Everyone watching, let's do it again. - Let's do it again.
- Next time, you're playing female. - No!
- Who wants to see it? I'm weak! - You're weak!
- I'm weak. - That's right!
- This is easy enough, but it'll get scolded. - Too much!
- It'll get scolded and be too small!
- It'll be too difficult!
Now, let's begin.
Hamajiro-san's selfish girlfriend's cool scolding.
Start!
[Hamajiro-san's selfish girlfriend's cool scolding]
Why don't you meet up with me all the time?
Don't be so selfish.
I want to see you.
I'm happy about it, but...
I've been keeping it a secret for a long time, but...
I want to go on a trip with you on our anniversary.
I've been working part-time every week.
I've been working hard, so I'm sorry.
But...
I really like you.
So wait for me.
I'll do my best, so let's go together.
Yeah, I'll wait for you for the rest of my life.
Time's up!
That was a bit of a selfish girl.
A little more...
No!
I didn't do it!
No!
I want to be with you!
Scary, scary, scary.
How was it, Hana-chan? Try it.
Why are you two sitting in front of the convenience store anyway?
You want to sit in front of the convenience store, don't you?
Look at her!
Are you sitting in front of the convenience store?
No, we're just sitting normally.
You sit like this at home?
It's like we haven't seen each other in a while.
I see.
My legs are getting numb.
If you haven't seen each other in a while, you should sit more firmly.
Anyway, you should say "fresia", right?
No, it's "yasao".
It's "yasao", right?
You won't get mad, right?
No, it's not like "don't say such selfish things".
And you're working hard for me.
That's right.
That's a great appeal.
"Actually, I'm working part-time now", right?
You say it yourself, don't you?
It's not like you're going to be caught.
You're not like "ouch", right?
How does it feel like that?
"Actually, I'm not at a construction site", right?
You say it yourself.
"Actually, I'm working part-time now and I'm eating rice".
That's not good.
I don't like that kind of thing.
Don't say it yourself!
It's fine, but you're still young.
How old are you?
I'm younger than you.
I see, you're younger than me.
Don't you think that I'm working part-time for you?
Are you happy about it?
I'm happy about it.
How do you feel about it, Mika-chan?
She said that I'm working for her.
I'm happy about it.
I see.
Girls often say "it's either me or my job", right?
But it's both, right?
That's right.
I see.
That's wonderful.
That was Hamajiro-san's acting.
That's right.
Lastly, Kirein Yamada-san!
Yes!
What is the theme of your song?
A stolen little sister, a manly and gentle...
"Nagusameru" (comforting)
This is...
"Nagusameru" (comforting)
Kirei-san is...
Kirei-san is a little nervous.
She's nervous.
Is her eye contact off?
Her contact and height are off.
"Nagusameru Ore" (comforting me)
A stolen little sister...
Who will you choose?
Luka-chan.
She chose me.
She chose you like a host.
Now, you two...
Oh, you're holding hands.
Oh, you're being forceful.
What are you doing?
Between members.
I don't need you this time.
I don't need you.
I see.
What are you doing between members?
We're getting close.
We can't have love.
We're getting close.
We're kissing and making up.
If you think too much, you'll be kicked.
Think and do it.
Now, let's begin.
"Nagusameru Ore" (comforting me)
Start!
Hey Ruko, you don't look good. What's up?
Hey, listen. My boyfriend dumped me.
I see. We were good friends.
But I don't know about you. I'm glad you dumped me.
I'm sure you have someone better.
So, to cheer you up, I'm going to make your favorite hamburger.
- Hamburgers? - Yes. Want some?
- Yes! - When I'm heartbroken...
- I'm going to make you your favorite meat jelly. - I will!
- Cute! - Thank you!
Time's up!
You're not depressed at all, are you?
- Thank you! - You're not depressed at all, are you?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you for making it for me! - Can you say "heartbroken" just because you're making a hamburger?
Don't be rude!
If you're rude, you won't get a hamburger!
Hey, don't say "hamburger" or anything like that!
I told you to drop out of college!
- Yamada-chan, what did you think of it? - It was scary, wasn't it?
Luka-chan was so cute that I got nervous.
- Again and again! - Again and again!
Don't say "again and again" like an old lady!
"Again and again" makes my hands shake!
- Isn't that scary? - What's "old lady" if you're wearing a coat?
- Again and again! - That was great!
Now, we've finished our second theme.
Let's move on to the middle judge.
- Luka-chan, come over here. - Okay.
- Again and again! - This is difficult!
Each of you have faced this before.
Here we go.
Please raise your cards.
Go ahead!
One, two...
- Ota-chan! Ota-chan! You're so pretty! - Thank you!
- Huh? You've changed! - Huh?
- Seriko! - Seriko?
- Seriko-chan, why?
No...
- Tao-kun, you're so cool! - No, I'm not!
- You're pure! - I'm pure!
- You've become so cool! - So cool!
Everyone has their own personality.
- You've become so cool! - So cool!
- You've become so cool! - What about you, Tao - kun?
- I'm not good enough! - What?
- You said you weren't good enough! - No, but...
- If you touch me even once, I'll love you! - No, but...
- You're crazy! - You're crazy!
- But you're all so cool! - I see!
- I'm really confused! - You're attractive!
- Kiryuri-san, you've raised your cards. - Yes.
- You've raised them, right? - Yes.
- Why do you like them? - They look really flashy, don't they?
- They're flashy! - Their hairstyle and fashion.
- But they're all so kind. - Yes.
- They resonate! - I'm confused!
- I'm confused!
- You're the one who raised your cards! - You're the one who raised them!
- You're not Roselia!
- You don't even have one card that says "I'm confused"! - I'm confused!
- I'm confused!
- Let's move on to the last match! - Yes.
- The last match is the "Manly Proposal Competition"! - Yeah!
- Proposal! - Proposal!
- Manly Proposal Competition.
- For handsome men, manliness is more important than anything else. - Yes.
- So we'd like to test your manliness. - I see!
- This time, after saying a word of "proposal", you'll put your ring on a woman's ring finger. - I see.
- However, you will put this on your hands. - This one.
- You will put this ring on your hands. - Even if you say it's just a ring, it's not an ordinary ring! - Yes!
- You will put on this ring... - There is a ring!
- You will put on this ring, not the ring itself. - Yes, this one!
- This one looks like this. - Yes.
- You will put it on and put on the ring. - Everyone's talking like normal people again.
- You'll put on the ring, right? - Yes.
- So, will someone put on the ring for us? - Oh, well then...
Can you fit it in? Then.
- Put it in for me. - Put it in for me.
- Oh, I see. - I'll put it in for you.
- Shall we? - Yes.
I'll put it in for you. Put it in for me.
- Yes. - I'll put it in for Konishi-chan.
Just you wait, male members.
- I'll put it in for you. - Male members?
- I'll put it in for you. - Yes.
Now, put it in for me.
Marry me!
Please!
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
- Are you human?! - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Where is it?! - Do it! Do it!
- Huh? - Do it! Do it!
I see! You did it!
- Huh? - Are you okay?
- I'm okay. - Wait, wait...
I'm okay.
- Now, do it! - Yes.
- Did you do it? - Did you do it?
- Oh! - Oh!
- How is it?! - How is it?!
- Oh! - Huh?!
- Can you put it in for me? - Oh!
- Huh?! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Which one is it?!
- Huh?! - Which one is it?!
- Do it like this! - Big brother! It hurts!
- Put your finger in like this! - Which one is it?!
- Which one is it?!
- Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch!
- Put your finger in like this! - Is it real?
- That was real. - That was real.
- It hurts, doesn't it? - It hurts a lot!
- Do it like this. - That's right!
- It's really hard. - That's right!
- That's right. - Now you guys know manliness.
- If you pose like this and put up with it, it means you are manliness. - Right?!
Could you do it?!
Who are you?!
- What are you doing?! - What is such a soundless thing?
- So you could do it?! You guys said like 'cool' but - Right.
with just your saying and feeling like,
- if you do it... - If you do it...
What? What?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
What is it? Don't look at Edie-san!
Edie-san, everyone!
Edie-san happened to do it, and then it moved...
I said it hurts, but I can't concentrate.
Edie-san, everyone!
I happened to try it, and it really came out, so I'm scared.
- Then you guys have to endure it. - Okay!
- That top batter is Kirhein. - Kirhein-san, go!
- Are you going? - I'm going.
- You have manliness, right? - Yes, I have it.
- You don't have it, right? - No, I don't have it at all.
- Then, please look at the ring. - I'm going.
- Then, this is the ring. - Okay.
The ring is for who?
Then, based on this, let's have the girls choose who they want to receive a proposal from.
- Oh, me? - Yes.
Let's do it in pairs. First, propose to Yamada- san, right?
Kirhein-san, who you think you want to receive a proposal from.
- Let's do it in pairs. - Huh? Do we have to do it one by one?
Hmm, should we do it one by one?
- If you say it like that, we'll give it to everyone. - We'll give it to everyone.
- That's... - I'm glad you chose me.
- Right? - So, let's do it one by one.
- Yes. - Then... - Yes.
If you think you want to receive a proposal from Kirhein-san, raise your hands, please!
- Yes! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Two of you! - Oh! Two of you have been chosen!
- Already... Huh? Two of you. - Three of you.
- Kirhein... - Then, it's over. - Ah, wait a minute. Shut up.
- I'll give you a picture now. - Ah, wait a minute. There are only two of you now.
- Okay. - Two of you.
Then, let's have Kirhein-san choose one of you.
Wow!
- Luka-chan! - Luka-chan!
No, Luka-chan, I thought Surika-chan was one of you, so I felt betrayed.
I see.
- Shall we do it? - Earlier, there was a little "nah", you know?
- Shall we do it? - Let's do it, then.
Give me your phone number.
"Yabasou".
- "Yabasou". - You're manly, aren't you?
- "Yabasou". - You don't know the meaning of "yabasou", do you?
- You too. - "Kakkoiii".
- Yes, "kakkoiii". - "Kakkoiii".
- Even from a distance, you're "kakkoiii". - "Kakkoiii".
"Yabasou".
- Now, let's do it. - Yes, let's do it.
Propose in a more "kakkoii" way.
Kirhein-san's "manly" propose.
Start!
Uh, Luka...
From the first time I saw you...
Hey, it hurts.
What's wrong? What's wrong?!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- What's wrong? - I'm okay.
From the first time I saw you...
I thought you were the most "kakkoii".
What's wrong?!
I really wanted you to choose me, but you chose me in the first place, so...
Since you chose me in the second time...
- I'm really happy. - You're crying.
So...
Won't you give me your finger?
No!
She bit you!
Oh my!
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
That's crazy!
How was it, Ruka?
Was I being manly?
You were doing your best and it was cool.
I bit you a little.
You bit me, didn't you?
At that distance, at that touch...
If you did it like that, you'd be in trouble.
But it was...
Bibibicon!
Seiko Matsuda!
Goodbye!
Next up is Jiro Hama.
Jiro Hama is getting popular in the second half.
Are you confident?
I am.
If you want to hear a proposal from Jiro Hama...
Seiko, you can raise your hand again.
Really?
As many times as you like.
Please raise your hand!
Go ahead!
I don't like it!
Why is it like that?
Everyone is cool.
But you like Jiro Hama, don't you?
Jiro Hama, let's go.
Jiro Hama, show me your palm.
Show me your palm.
Wow!
It's like a brother and sister competition.
It's not a competition.
It's a brother and sister competition.
I'll be careful.
Let's go.
Jiro Hama...
Propose to a man!
Start!
You've always had a cute smile on your face.
What's wrong?
When you confessed your love to someone, I thought you were really cute and I've always liked you.
Will you marry me? Just a sec.
Just a sec?
Will you marry me? Just a sec.
She said it!
How was it, Hama-chan?
Did you put up with it?
I put up with it.
You put up with it?
That's cool.
I kept smiling.
Senika-chan, how was it?
It was cool.
It's cute. Your smile is cute.
It's cute. You can put up with everything.
Even if you say it hurts, it's cute.
It's cute.
Everything is good.
That was Hama-chan's acting.
Next is TAG.
TAG.
Let's go with TAG.
Yes.
If you want to receive a proposal from TAG, please raise your hand.
Yes.
Don't say goodbye.
Don't say goodbye until the end.
Why do you keep drinking?
Let's go with TAG.
I think TAG has a lot of manliness.
Like Kentaro Sakaguchi.
Oh, that's right!
Is he popular lately?
Thank you very much.
Is he popular lately?
He's popular lately.
While you were competing with each other,
stand right in between them.
Get out of the way!
Let's go with TAG.
Start!
It's amazing how he talks.
What happened?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?!
- Tag! - Tag!
- Tag, are you okay? - Tag!
- Here she is! - Tag!
It's dangerous! Let's hide it!
Tag! Here you go!
- Tag! - Tag!
- Tag is crying! - Tag!
Are you okay, Tag?
Tag is crying!
Wait up! I was in hell!
- Tag! - Tag!
What's going on?
It's not fair!
Come back!
What are you doing?
It's you, Gendo!
What are you doing?
Gendo is here.
You two have been suffering all this time!
What are you doing?!
You two look different.
I'mwalling up.
It's not "bibibibi", it's "chew it, chew it", and "move it".
Are you making your members cry too much on this show?
No, we're doing it too much.
Don't get mad at us!
There's a certain level.
Seriously.
Listen to me! For the last time!
That's right! That's right!
Do it for me! Do it for me!
Taa-kun! Don't get mad at us, Taa-kun!
Seriously, I'll die.
If you show me, I won't show you anymore.
You'll become a skeleton.
That's why I hid it. I hid my hand.
You'll become a skeleton?
You'll become one?
Onishi-san, you looked like a good couple when you covered for her.
Really?
That was good too. You looked like you were about to cry.
That's right.
You suddenly thought of Ota-chan and felt sorry for her.
It wasn't you, Taa-kun!
It's you! You made your members cry again!
It's me!
Now, we're done with the competition.
It's over!
It's time for the final judge.
The final judge.
Everyone, have you decided?
Yes.
You've decided, right?
Let's go.
Now, please raise your cards for the final judge.
Go ahead!
One, two...
Kirin! Kirin! With water and milk, Kirin is the winner!
Kirin won!
Why did you give the song to Kirin?
Serika's song!
That's cruel!
That was really funny!
That's cruel!
Why did you go that far, Kirin? You had something to show off, right?
That's right. He's a manly man.
It's good that you were able to hide and get hurt.
Luka, you too. It's good that you were able to do it.
In terms of appearance, Nao is the best.
Ah, I see.
I can't say anything anymore. What are you doing?
Yesterday, I was acting and I didn't know what was inside.
You didn't know what was inside of Kiryuin.
But you chose Tarkin.
I chose him first.
For a moment, I went to Hamajiro.
But after that, I only saw Nao.
In the end, you didn't lose to Motosai.
But you were in first place.
Even though you were shaking a lot.
Everyone was like that.
You're the type of person who decides based on what you see.
That's right.
I see.
The members liked the dance a lot.
That's right.
I want to keep doing it.
Let's give them a round of applause.
It's about time!
That's early!
This time, we did it in one project.
That's amazing!
That was fun!
We did it.
How was it, Sui-kun?
It was really fun.
It was fun, right?
It was good, right?
Everyone dancing.
You were able to see a new side of you, right?
It's like...
You became a little more mature.
That's right!
Until now you were a young girl.
But now you've climbed another mature ladder.
Don't stab me in the stomach.
Why are you stabbing me in the stomach?
You stabbed me in the stomach because it's lunchtime.
I'm hungry.
What?
Excuse me for a moment.
We're running out of time!
We're running out of time.
Let's move on.
The last one is...
Today's Kossori Center!
Yay!
Today's Kossori Center is...
Who worked the hardest?
Please announce it, Asei-kun.
Today's Kossori Center is...
[Who is the winner of Kossori Center?]
Oda-chan!
Yay!
No, I have a reason for that.
I'm sorry for starting the show like this.
This is the center of Kossori Center.
I'm sorry, Oda-san.
It's fine. I'll let you do this.
Later, we will all cut our tongues.
Why our tongues?
Somehow.
Everyone, please stand by.
I'm sorry.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's quite a dance, isn't it?
You can't do this at the center.
That's right.
Thank you.
It's about time for you to stand by, right?
Today, it's a bit of an "yes" theater.
That's right.
It's a bit small, but please do your best.
Now, let's go.
You're ready to stand by, right?
Now, then...
Your bag...
Let's do it.
You're ready to stand by, right?
Now, let's listen to Oda-chan's ending song and say goodbye.
Here we go!
When I open the door, it's like a time machine
A dream disco that's been rewound
I'm looking for you in a suspicious party
I'm a monster of love
A mirror ball spins, dashing forward
Someone's T.P.I.T.O.R.E.
I'm all alone, and someone's touching me
What should I do about my rhythm?
Hello, Midnight, Midnight, Boogie Night
A pumpkin is dancing
I'm standing alone, and someone's touching me
What should I do about my rhythm?
A pumpkin is dancing
Let's meet again! Goodbye!