AISubs v3.5
The six of us from Kansai...
...among our teammates...
...among all of us in AKB48...
...among all of our idols...
...we want to shine and be number one!
We, Kosomi, hereby declare...
...that we're starting our Kansai Tour!
(Kansai Tour)
Now, let's get started!
We're the first Kansai members...
...to be on a Kansai Tour!
Thank you for having us!
And we're going to make this Tour even more lively...
...with these two!
Yay!
Thank you for coming!
It's been a while since we've had all six of you!
We've been waiting for you!
We've been waiting for you, Nao-chan!
Oh, that's right!
Right?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for having us!
Six of you!
Oh, six of you!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness we have all six of you!
That's right!
Ayamada-chan is the opposite, but...
That's the opposite!
That's right!
What are you hiding, Hama-chan?
No, you'll know after this!
Let's keep it up and make this Tour even more lively!
That's right!
Thanks to all of you, we've been waiting for six months!
Six months!
We've been waiting for you!
Six months!
But this autumn, October 8th...
...we'll have a rival!
What is it?!
Do you know it?!
It's called...
...the Kanto Hakusho!
No way!
You idiot!
The Kanto Hakusho!
Our rival will appear on October 8th!
Even though we're secretly number one, we're going to win!
This isn't secretly number one, this is a battle!
On the ground!
Stop it! Stop looking for excuses!
We're on the ground!
That's right, we're on the ground!
That's right!
How about it, everyone?
How about it? We want to be on the ground, too!
We don't want to do it secretly, do we?
That's right!
That's why it's going to be a total war!
That's right!
With the Kanto guys!
Let's defeat them!
We definitely won't lose!
Everyone's pumped up today.
Right? Everyone's pumped up, right?
Yeah!
Ta-da! Yay!
Yay!
I'm like a fool.
But we've become a team.
We can't lose to Kanto either, so let's do our best.
That's right!
In this show, the six Kansai teammates will secretly aim for number one in order not to be found out by the members of other areas.
We're going for it again this time, so let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
Today, the members who got number one will receive a treat from the Costory Center.
Yay!
Last time, Onishi-chan got it, so let's see who gets it this time.
Everyone, please do your best!
Let's do our best!
Now, here...
It's sudden, but...
It's a surprise, but...
This happens.
It's sudden, but...
It's a surprise, but...
It's sudden, but...
It's a surprise, but...
Thank you for watching "Costory Talk."
This time, we're number one!
Sorry for watching like that.
I think this is...
We're number one in "Costory Talk."
What should we do? I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to hear it.
What kind of...
Please send it!
Number one in "Costory Talk."
Start!
Hello!
I see.
That's how it is.
I can hear you talking.
That's right.
Where did you go?
Did you come back?
You've been watching us for a while now.
But we haven't seen you today.
What kind of "Costory Talk" is it?
"Costory Talk" just for you two.
I'm happy.
It's close.
What is it?
You can't join us.
This is what the teammates want to see.
We don't care about it.
What is it?
You can't join us.
Hug me tighter.
Hug me.
We don't need teammates.
You two brothers are gross.
I don't want to watch this.
So, what is it today?
It's this.
"Costory Talk," the show you want to appear in.
What do you want to appear in?
From the World's Top Topics.
It's hard for anyone to appear in that show.
I want to appear in that show.
How do you appear in that show?
Do you do it from the window?
Yes, I do.
It's good to appear in a moment.
It's good to appear in a second.
Can you be a little more specific?
I really want to appear in that show.
I've never heard of it.
Is it me?
Shimura Zoo.
Why do you want to appear in it?
I like animals.
Animals have higher sensitivity.
So, you want to appear in "Asei Zoo."
Yes!
You want to appear in "Shimura Zoo."
I want to appear in "Shimura Zoo."
I want to appear as a guest.
Wait a minute.
I think you should appear in "Miki Zoo."
I want to appear as a guest in "Asei Zoo."
It's starting today.
That's nice.
That's right.
My brother will appear from the cage.
He will appear from the cage.
Babies will appear from the cage.
Adults will appear from the cage.
Every time, right?
That's right.
I'm tired of it.
What do you want to appear in "Shimura Zoo"?
I want to appear in "Music Station."
Do you want to sing a song?
Why don't we sing a song together?
Like a love song?
Like "Shuji" and "Akira."
That's good!
We will always sing a song together.
Even if you don't have anything, you can't avoid it with a kiss.
That's not true!
You are a national tag.
That's not it!
I want everyone to know.
I have a younger brother.
You are younger than me.
I have a younger brother in Kansai.
I see.
Everyone, let's keep it a secret.
You are too kind.
We are brothers.
Everyone, please change your channel.
Members will appear.
We are connected now.
We are connected.
It will take a while.
We are connected.
Which program or movie will you appear in the M-1 Grand Prix?
That's right!
We will have it this year!
M-1 Grand Prix!
It was too bad that we lost last year.
This year, we will definitely win.
This year, we will win the M-1 Grand Prix!
We will win!
We will win 10 million yen and buy five sets of programs!
All right!
We will win!
I just asked you, right? If you win 10 million yen, you will use up 5 million yen.
I will use up 5 million yen.
I am looking forward to it.
Let's discuss and decide.
So we are all connected.
That's right!
Let's move on to the next segment.
The next segment is this!
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
Costa Rica and Lombardy!
Yeah!
In this corner, each of you will aim for the number one spot in the Kansai area as representatives of your hometown prefectures and fight with all your might.
So, Asei-kun, please announce the topic of the day.
Which prefecture has the most Yankees in the country?
The most Yankees in the prefecture. Is it okay for you to say "the most Yankees in the prefecture"?
Can you say it?
Yes.
It's impossible.
Shut up, you guys!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up, you guys!
Hey, Onishi-chan, don't act like an idol and run away by yourself.
It's impossible.
It's impossible!
You're amazing, just by yourself!
Everyone, forgive her!
I don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it?
Now, Asei-kun.
Asei-kun, please look at Yankees.
They're getting used to it.
This time, we'll decide which prefecture has the most Yankees in the country.
Everyone, please do your best.
Now, everyone has changed their hairstyle.
Hama-chan, you're amazing!
Bubbly! Bubbly, you're amazing!
Yankees, is it okay for you to say "Yankees"?
It's okay.
Huh?
It's okay.
No, the title is "Yankees" in the first place.
It's okay!
Shut up!
Can you really do it?
I can do it!
Can you really do it?
I can do it!
Can you really do it?
I can do it!
Serika, can you really do it?
Yes!
She's serious!
Yamada, can you do it?
Yes.
Nao, can you do it?
I can do it!
Hey!
You can do it!
Onishi, can you do it?
I can't!
What's with you two?
You two are getting too excited!
Now, let me announce the first event.
The first event is...
"Let Asei Run" competition!
Now, "Let Asei Run" competition...
You're all so excited!
You're crazy!
You're crazy, Yankees!
When you think of "Yankees", you think of "running".
Everyone, please order what you want Asei to do.
But Asei can only run on orders he likes.
Right?
Everyone, please come up with an idea and order Asei to run without thinking.
Got it?
This time, four of you will be the candidates.
No matter how many times you try, it's okay.
Takoyaki was good, wasn't it?
Now...
Four of you will be the candidates.
No matter how many times you try, it's okay.
Just do it as much as you want.
Don't give up.
Four of you will be the candidates.
Is everyone excited?
Yes!
That's good. Let's do it.
Now...
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
Asei!
Make me some macarons!
Julie!
No!
You can't do that with macarons!
Go, Hamza!
Asei!
Get taller!
What do you mean, "Get taller"?
What's wrong, Eri? That's hard.
What's wrong, Eri?
That's hard. You can't do that.
Hey!
Hurry up and hold hands.
You're lying!
Okay!
Okay, okay! This way!
Okay!
Stop it!
Hey!
Hey! What is this?
Get me some bread.
Is it okay for everyone to buy it?
Hey!
Can you get me some ekisoba bread?
You're getting on my nerves!
You can't get an idol!
Okay!
You can't get an idol!
Hey!
You can't get an idol!
I'm hungry.
Get me some mikiman in Yoshimoto.
What are you talking about?!
Hey!
What is it?
Let's go on a date today!
That's cute! Let's go!
That's cute!
What is it?!
You're cute!
What is it?!
What are you touching?!
Don't be so shy!
Hey, stop it!
What is it?!
Hey, stop it!
Let's go to a arcade together later.
Why are you going to an arcade?!
Stop it!
Hey!
And the final winner is these four girls!
You girls are really good.
Why didn't you say anything?
Why can't you call yourselves cute?
It's true that we tried to use you.
We tried to use you and show you how cute you are.
That cheek part was crazy.
How was it, everyone? Was it hard?
It was easy.
Ota, you're good!
I like girls like you!
Ota-chan and Yamada-chan, you were too fast.
Too fast!
You were like "thank you, thank you!"
I'm not good at that! Thank you!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
These four girls will be in the final.
Let's move on to the final.
The title of the final is...
"Bravery Ota-san's Chicken Race"!
Chicken races are fun.
But it's either a fight or a chicken race.
That's right!
You all have this bike, right?
Which bike?
It's cool!
It's a stolen bike.
A stolen bike?!
You'll get on this bike...
and you'll go towards a obstacle.
If you think you can't go any further, you'll have to brake.
But it depends on the distance.
Of course, the person who gets closest to the obstacle will win.
The one who gets closest!
Yes.
So, stand by for the obstacle!
Stand by!
The obstacle will stand by for you.
I won't let you down!
Here we go.
This time...
the obstacle is...
Godzilla!
It's you!
Everyone!
Look at Godzilla's face and run!
Don't brake!
Godzilla, I'm warning you!
Let's do it properly.
The problem is...
You'll get on the bike...
and you'll go towards the obstacle.
If you don't brake and kiss Godzilla...
you'll go towards the obstacle.
But if you kiss Godzilla, it's out!
That's right!
Godzilla!
I don't have a tongue.
Let's go! First challenger! Who's going?
Hey! Can I go first?
No one is going up!
Confidence! What's with you? Are you scared? Are you scared?
I'm not scared!
Go! Go!
Let us see it up close.
Confidence!
She's wiping her lips with a tie!
Cool acting!
Confidence, how about you?
Go ahead and kiss me!
You can't do that!
You can't kiss me!
You can't do that!
You don't have the energy for it?
That's right!
Well then, Yamazawa-chan, chicken run!
Start!
Yay!
Wait a minute. What is this?
What do you mean?
What is this?
It's pretty close.
I don't know what will happen.
Maybe you can't see it on the camera, but you're kissing.
That's not it.
You're kissing.
It was so close.
Who's next?
Ota, you can do it.
Ota, can you do it?
You're scared, aren't you?
You're so bold.
You're so bold, aren't you?
You're scared, aren't you?
What are you doing?
You're confident, aren't you?
You know it.
Ota's
Chicken bun
Start.
Wait a minute!
You know I'm gay, don't you?
I'm scared of you, too!
Don't you dare kiss me!
Think about it!
I can't.
You can't!
If I kiss you, I won't stop watching.
Think about it!
I don't want to!
Think about it!
I don't want to!
Think about it!
I don't want to!
You can't!
I really won't!
If I really kiss you, I won't stop!
Think about it!
Please think about it!
It's a very important moment!
We still want to work hard!
You can't think about it!
Let's end this segment!
Your...
Who are you guys?!
You've got guts!
You've got guts, you guys!
Luka, you're up?
All right!
Ota, Luka, you're up?
All right!
Are you going to do it?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Put on your glasses first.
Atmosphere. Atmosphere.
You know, right? Look at my eyes.
Don't do it.
Are you serious?
Let's go.
Ruka's Chicken Run.
Start!
Yes.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, wait a minute. Is this a home video?
Are you playing around?
It's not over for us, it's over for this show!
Are you okay?
Hey!
It's okay, but...
It's pretty close.
Is it pretty close?
It's pretty close.
Is it okay?
It's okay. Okay, okay.
It's okay.
Are you guys yankees doing something wrong?
No, we're not.
We're not yankees doing this.
Okay, last one.
Last one.
Bubble-kun's fried rice.
Bubble.
Bubble!
Bubble, are you going?
Bubble...
Put it down, put it down.
It's fried rice, fried rice.
Look at the camera, look at the camera!
It's fried rice, fried rice.
What is it?
What is it? Are you confident?
I'm confident!
She doesn't think about it at all, so be careful.
Stop her right in front of her.
Okay.
She's really scary.
Please hold your tie in your mouth.
What?
That serious?
Are you going?
No, no!
Are you going?
No!
Really?
You really can't do it!
Don't be serious!
Seriously!
I don't know about this!
You really can't do it!
Okay!
Are you going, Bubble?
I'll hit you in the head.
Huh?
Are you going?
What are you saying?
Are you going?
Start!
Are you going?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Are you going?
Are you scared?
Are you going?
What are you saying?
Are you going?
Go ahead, go ahead!
I'm going!
Ouch!
Big brother! Big brother!
I hit you with my knee!
Big brother!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What happened?
I hit you with my knee!
Ouch!
I hit you with my knee!
What are you doing?
Aren't you stupid?
Line up, you idiot!
Wait a minute!
Wait! It's over!
Big brother! What happened?
No! It's scary!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
These guys think it's okay for me to do it.
When I ate Yamada-san's lipstick the other day, I got a lot of criticism.
I don't know you're kissing me anymore, so I ate your lipstick.
Get rid of it!
You're so mean!
You're mean!
Let's end this now.
Let's end it now.
Nagano-chan...
Or how about this?
Let Serika-chan sit here.
I should have done that from the start!
Why me!?
Let's pick Serika-chan.
Let's choose two people that will leave our team.
Two people that will leave?
Let's choose now.
Who will leave.
Alright!
First is...
Luka!
Luka, you won't leave.
I want to kiss you.
Wait a minute. Let's talk.
I want to kiss you.
One more person.
Stop it!
So, Oota and you, Hamaya... Can you kiss?
You can't stop it until the last minute. You can't kiss.
Oota, you go first. You can't kiss. Stop it at the last minute.
I can't kiss. I can't kiss.
Oota can't kiss.
I'm counting on you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I wanted to do it.
This is not a plan to kiss.
No, it's not.
This is the seventh time.
This is the last time. Go!
This is the last time. Are you confident?
Can you do it?
Wait and see.
Wait and see?
Wait and see. You can't do it.
You can't do it.
So, Oota's...
Can you do it?
...seventh time.
Please!
Oh!
No, only this is working.
What?
Wait, wait, wait!
This, this, this!
Here, here, here!
Even if it hits here...
It won't go.
So you're going to put it a little forward?
A little forward...
Seri-chan, you're going to put it a little forward.
So if Seri-chan's racket doesn't go a little forward...
It won't go any further!
...it will hurt until the end of the racket, right?
It won't go any further!
With a tire and a gacha...
That was a no-count!
No-count!
Because it's not going to go any further...
Don't forget about the racket!
The racket!
Don't forget about the racket!
Can you do it?
I wanted to do it for a little longer.
Can you put it a little forward?
Yes, yes, yes!
That's about it!
That's good!
How many times will you hit it?
Next race!
Start!
Stop it just barely!
Stop it!
The skirt is stuck in the tire!
Stop it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
This is easy!
Easy!
What do you mean "spice", "spice"?!
It's your mistake!
"Spice"!
The third "spice"!
We don't need that!
Okay!
The third "honesty"!
Start!
That's good!
Just barely!
Okay!
That's good!
That was pretty close, wasn't it?
That was close!
Stop it just barely!
Tama-chan!
Just barely!
Don't use your lips!
Was it this close?
Yes, it was this close.
Just barely!
Don't use your nose!
Just barely!
Don't use your nose!
Just barely!
I don't know!
Let's go!
And!
And you, watch out for your knees!
Your knees!
You can't look down on AKB's knees!
Let's go!
Okay, Amater!
Chikines!
Start!
Go!
Bubber!
Bubble?
Oh!
Oh! Sky high...
Kiss!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
Kiss!
Earth...
Ah!
What are you doing?
What? What?
Look at the camera.
Hey!
Look at the camera!
Why? Why?
Why?
Why did you let me do it?
What do you mean?
It's messed up.
It's a total mess.
We're six people.
Panic, panic.
Go back.
Go back to your position.
Panic, panic.
What's this?
What happened?
What's this?
What happened?
It doesn't matter.
Choose from these six people.
Okay.
What's the kiss game?
So, the winner is...
The winner is...
Onishi-chan!
You're wrong!
No, you all are wrong!
I was wrong!
Onishi, you're the biggest liar!
No!
I was wrong!
You guys were trying to win, and I was wrong!
I didn't think it would end up like this!
How does it feel to be the winner, Onishi-chan?
It's really awesome, since we're so young.
Wow!
It's too much!
Onishi!
You're too active!
As expected of Oni-chan.
What was that? I was scared.
My heart was pounding.
My heart was pounding for a long time.
I was wondering what to do and I kissed you and you weren't in the frame.
The worst.
The worst pattern.
The worst.
So, the winner is...
Oni-chan of Nara Prefecture!
This is frustrating!
This was amazing!
This is frustrating!
It's been a while since I felt this kind of fear in one take!
That's right!
This is no editing!
That's right!
It's scary!
The four of you have the same pattern!
All of you have the same pattern!
Only one of you is different!
The best!
The worst!
There's nothing worse than this!
That happening is...
The best!
Wonderful!
It was a grand prix!
Now, everyone, please enjoy your secret talk!
Yamada-chan, tell us your story!
And, Hama-chan!
Hama-chan, you first!
Please present your story!
Hama-chan, tell us your story!
Hama-chan, you're a bubbly!
Do you have anything to say?
Hama-chan, you're a bubbly!
Now, then, secret talk, start!
Yes, I'm Yamada Nonaomi, representative of Hyogo Prefecture!
The show I secretly wanted to appear in...
...is "MCD" but...
...one day, all of us will secretly appear in "MCD"!
I'll do my best!
Please support me!
Yes!
No!
Now, next, Serika-chan!
Please!
Yes!
The show I want to appear in is...
"Passion Continent"!
Yes!
That show is pretty tight-knit and all...
...but I'd like my teammates to be tight-knit, too!
Certainly!
I'll do my best to become famous one day!
You can do it!
Yay!
Yes!
Now, next, Hama-chan, please!
Let's go!
Hama-chan!
Don!
Go for it!
Hello, I'm Hama Saina!
You're scary!
I love human joints...
...so I'd like to appear in "monitoring"!
I'm really good at looking at people in detail...
...so I'd like to appear in "monitoring" and monitor a lot of people!
That was love at first sight! It was a silent peace!
Silent? That's too much!
The audience was saying "have you been doing this for half a year?"
"Don't you know the timing?" "Have you been doing this for half a year?"
That's too much!
Let's move on to the "secretly tasting" segment!
Secretly tasting!
We'd like to do a new segment where we secretly taste things!
We're only secretly tasting things, so please don't post anything on social media!
So Atsui-kun, please announce the song you're going to be tasting!
Secretly! Imagination Grand Prix! Team 8, rock, paper, scissors!
Yay!
Now, this song is called "Imagination Challenge"!
This song is a combination of "Imagination" and "rock- paper-scissors".
According to the topic, each member will pick a "queen" according to the member's image of this person.
Who will you choose? It's just an image, so if you've been chosen, please don't get angry.
It's a revolutionary combination of "Imagination" and "rock-paper-scissors".
Right, Ms. Apple?
Ms. Apple, you've come all the way here.
Don't say "thank you" when you're picking.
Let's do it. This song isn't easy.
Right.
Let's do it.
Asahi, will you join us?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Everyone, please bring your cards.
Okay!
Thank you.
There are a lot of them.
These are your cards.
Please put them out for "rock-paper-scissors".
Let's do it.
I'll announce the first topic.
The first topic is...
Who will be the richest and most likely to marry in the future?
It's decided!
Who will be the richest and most likely to marry in the future?
Okay!
Let's do it.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay!
What are you doing?
I really don't like it!
Take it!
It's your card!
What are you doing?
I really don't like it!
It's your card!
Say it again!
I'll say it again!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
One more time!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I really wanted you to stop it!
There are four of you.
Ohta, Nagano and Serika.
Who is it?
It's you!
It's really you!
I really don't like it!
It's not me!
It's you!
That's right!
It's you!
That's right!
Really?
Can you bring it back to home?
Please bring it back!
I really don't like it!
Can you bring it back to home?
But we have many of them!
We have a lot of data!
Okay, everyone!
Okay!
Luka-chan, since you have a lot of girls, why do you want to marry a rich guy?
I don't know...
But now...
It's like...
I feel like...
Are you actually a young lady?
Young lady?
Oh, you're a young lady.
I see.
Are you a young lady?
Yes, I am.
I see.
You're still young.
You're already old.
Do you want to marry a rich guy, Luka-chan?
I think I'll get rich.
What do you think, Luka-chan?
I'll definitely marry a rich guy.
You've made up your mind!
You'll get rich!
You'll marry a rich guy!
I see.
Everyone thinks like that.
Luka-chan...
Luka-chan, you're a young lady.
Why are you a young lady?
A young lady is...
elegant.
Elegant.
So...
I know.
How do I say it...
I think I'll only date people who have money.
Oh, you're elegant.
No, you can't date me.
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
You look like a president.
You look like a president of a society.
What do you think about rich people and yourly people?
I like rich people.
That's enough, Ota-chan!
What about you, Ota-chan?
Ota-chan, why are you...?
Don't you think so?
Rich people?
Rich people seem to like it.
Like it?
Not like it.
Not at all.
They seem to date and get married for a long time.
That's true.
Like childhood friends.
Childhood friends meet by chance and say "what are you doing?"
That's nice.
Like people you know.
That's nice.
That's really nice.
Rich people don't care about that.
Really?
Love is more important.
Love is more important than money.
That's not true.
It's true.
So, zero saving and saving 20 million yen.
Which one do you like?
If I like it, I'll save it.
Because if we work hard together, it's good.
Wow!
Is it true?
That's amazing.
Yamada, you don't know love.
That's why you can't say that.
No, no.
That's not true.
I'll save zero and get married for eight years.
What do you think?
Money is important.
What do you think, Yamada?
Rich people love girls like her.
I didn't want to say it.
Rich people think you're pitiful.
I want you to get married.
Oh, I see.
But there are many girls like Luka.
What do you think?
What do you think of other members like Luka?
You think Luka is going to get married, right?
So, you like rich people?
I love them.
You love them.
So, you like Luka.
Luka.
So, Luka is going to marry a rich man in the future.
Congratulations!
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
A member who seems to get along with Kosei.
I see.
I knew it right away.
A member who seems to get along with Kosei.
It's me, right?
You can't get along with me.
You can't do that with your partner.
But if it's a pure love, it's possible, right?
It's possible.
That's the only way.
You may like Kosei.
Here we go.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
No way!
Rock-paper-scissors!
No way!
Rock-paper-scissors!
But...
Rock-paper-scissors means "one, two".
You can blame me, too!
One, two...
Let's do it together.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Stop it!
It's my turn.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh! Yamada-chan!
What? What?
I just want to say it!
Serika-chan got 2 votes and Hama-chan got 2 votes.
Oh, Serika-chan got 3 votes.
Oh, why is it Serika-chan?
Serika-chan looks like she doesn't have many votes.
She's like, "Oh, what's up?"
Oh, what's up?
Oh, I see!
Serika-chan, do you have feelings for Kousei-san?
No, I don't. To be honest, I do.
Wow!
No, I didn't say "wow"!
There's no merit in being on this show!
Everyone hates me!
Serika-chan? Really, Serika-chan?
Me? Why me?
You two look like you'd get along well.
Really?
You two look like you'd get along well.
I see!
I want to go!
What?!
I know a good restaurant!
She knows it! She knows it a lot!
Curry mochi! (Curry rice cake)
Curry mochi?
Curry mochi, kinda like that.
But I'm kind of a fan of you, Serika-chan.
Wait!
She would really like curry too. Curry too!
Curry too!
That's not possible!
Curry food!
This curry is very sweet.
Very sweet for a little kid.
With a star shape (snickering in Japanese)
Curry for children.
But Serika-chan, you're a fan of my son, why?
And I love you, Miki-san.
I like you for no reason.
Hana-chan, you're so curious.
You like me, don't you?
See?
You're perfect for me.
Be honest.
If you had a gun, how much would you like me?
As a man, if you had a gun.
As a man?
That's not what we're talking about!
If you didn't have a gun, you wouldn't be doing this show!
As a man...
To be honest...
7.5.
That's high!
What about you, Asei?
I'm embarrassed!
Nine!
I like you!
It's too obvious!
It's too high!
I like you!
Nine is too high!
But why did you say "I love you" instead of "I love you"?
Because I said "I love you" right?
You said "I love you"?
What do you mean?
You said "I love you"?
It's like you're going to say it, right?
That's why I feel like you're the most realistic.
Age-wise, you're like a girl.
I'm totally fine with it.
But Kousei thinks I'm amazing.
That's true.
You look like your friend's mother.
This is the most important thing!
You don't have a relationship with your friend's mother.
You're just like Nani-chan's mom.
The rice shop's mom.
Who?
The rice shop's mom and Nani-chan's mom.
Nani-chan's mom swims like this.
Why?
Just by looking at you, I can tell you're amazing.
That's not it!
You just want to show off.
That's not it! I really think you're amazing!
We get along well.
That's true!
We get along really well and we have fun together.
We like getting along well.
Do you usually get dark?
What?
No.
Don't talk like that.
I don't talk like that.
I don't talk like that at all.
That's not true.
I want to know how much you guys think of me.
You do things for me.
You're happy, right?
I like it.
This time, it's Serika-chan who's about to have an accident with Kosei!
Yay!
It might happen.
That's right.
During the show, we'll announce it.
Wow!
I'm angry so I don't like it.
But I understand.
I'm sorry for those involved.
It's a man and woman thing.
Please forgive me.
Because Onii-chan and Serika-chan were both pure.
We're both in Serika-chan's heart.
We're in it.
Next!
Let's continue.
Next is...
What makes your juniors feel like you're their seniors?
Let's go with that.
What makes your juniors feel like you're their seniors?
Because I'm their senior.
That's right.
They feel like they're their seniors.
There are seniors and juniors in AKB too, right?
There are.
What about here?
We're all juniors.
Oh, you're all juniors.
We're really close.
Are there seniors and juniors in your teammates?
Not really.
But there are other AKB groups.
There are.
Do your juniors say things like, "Wow, you're really doing it."
Oh, I see.
Like, "That's the dance."
Sometimes they watch AKB's live concert videos.
Like, Yoko Oshima getting really mad.
Yes, that kind of...
Hey, that's not it!
It's not that bad.
Hey, that's not it!
Please don't do that.
Let's go.
E-PAGE rock-paper-scissors!
Like that.
You're back to normal.
I'm back to normal.
That makes me happy.
Hama-chan...
You're pretty...
Why Hama-chan?
Why?
Why Hama-chan?
Because she's always at the bottom.
She's the youngest.
I see.
If she could be at the bottom, she'd be happy.
She'd be excited!
Why would she be excited?
She's pretty solid.
She has a little dance.
She's pretty solid.
Is she angry?
She's angry.
With the new members.
Really?
Then, Afe, please dance to "DALA DALA".
Hama-chan will say "do it properly" and get angry.
Let's try it.
E-PAGE...
Oh, this is...
If you don't do it properly, you'll be a problem for everyone.
Do it properly.
Yes.
Tradition.
Do it!
Oh!
Do it!
She's angry.
When does your brother get angry?
If he doesn't take what he ate...
Oh, does he get angry if you eat it?
He doesn't take it at all.
He says "take it away" but he doesn't eat it.
I see.
Then, you do "take it away, brother".
Eat it.
Eat it here.
She ate it.
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal!
"Take it away"?
Yes.
"Take it away".
Yes, yes, later.
I told you to "take it away" earlier!
Her hysterics!
I didn't say it.
Her hysterics!
It's amazing, her hysterics!
I pulled it quite a bit.
You pulled it quite a bit.
You should have said "bilibili".
I sweated, though.
I see.
But, it's understandable that you're angry.
But, what about you, Hama-chan?
It's "onishi".
Why "onishi"?
After all, "onishi" also practices dancing a lot.
So, I guess you teach them.
You teach them?
No, no, not at all.
You teach your juniors, right?
Yes, I do.
That's my image.
Your image, right?
Thank you.
Well, it's fine.
You're sweating, though.
No, I'm not like that.
What's wrong?
It came out!
Give it back!
It's already out!
Stop it!
It's like a "pachinko" reaching.
Stop it!
Which one is coming out?
It's like a "pachinko" reaching.
Which one is coming out?
It's like a "pachinko" reaching.
Which one is coming out?
No!
No way you know!
No way!
I'll take it back.
Please take it back.
I'll take it back.
So, it's decided.
This time...
Well...
I'll give it back to my juniors.
The one who has no connections with the members is... Hama-chan!
Hama-chan, you're surprised, aren't you?
It's okay to be happy.
It's good. It's good.
It's good because you're strong.
I'll be kind.
It's good because you're a leader.
It's good.
Let's continue.
Next is...
You might end up being a host in the future.
I know. I know.
Why are you so excited?
I know. I know.
She's so excited.
You might end up being a host in the future.
So...
You might end up being a host in the future.
You like manliness.
I'm serious about this.
Yamada will be a host in the future.
Is it decided?
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's decided.
Yamada-chan got 3 votes.
Ruka-chan got 2 votes.
Onishi-chan got 2 votes.
It's decided.
Yamada-chan...
Why do you like Onishi-chan so much?
I feel like I'll like him forever if I like him.
So...
I think I'll fall for him.
You might end up being a host in the future.
Do you like handsome men?
No, no, no, no, no.
You like handsome men, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
You like handsome men, right?
But everyone likes handsome men.
Which do you like more, me or Ase?
Your face.
My face?
What's so funny?
You're making me nervous.
I said your face!
No, no, no.
In total...
Let's say it in total.
In total...
I'm asking you about being a host.
Can I ask you in total?
We've been doing this for 6 months in total.
Which do you like more, me or Ase?
What a shame.
This is really an unnecessary survey.
This is sad.
Why do you think it's you, Yamada-chan?
Well...
Even though you don't like me?
It's just my image.
It's just your image.
What image do you have?
Well...
You're attracted to someone you like?
Not attracted...
I like handsome men.
No!
You like handsome men.
No!
That's it!
What about you, Ruka-chan?
Well...
When I go to a hostel...
I hang out with handsome men.
No!
What do you mean "no"?
You look like you're hanging out.
Yes, that's right.
In that case, Yamada-chan, you like Onishi-chan?
Onishi-chan...
Eh?
Eh? What is it?
It's like...
Eh? What is it?
I thought Onishi-chan was the least attractive.
It's like...
It's like that.
Ah, I know what you mean.
Even if you go to that shop...
It's like...
Eh? Maybe I can't host?
Ah, that's right.
No!
It's like that!
No!
But what should you do?
The person you like so much...
Actually, I'm a host.
Actually...
You like them so much...
You didn't know?
You didn't know I was a host?
You like them so much...
And I'm actually a host...
If I become No. 1, I can't quit this shop.
So, in order for me to become No. 1...
Can you come to my shop?
Eh? Do your best by yourself?
But...
I can't do it.
I can't do it with my own strength.
But...
Can you make my dream come true with me?
No, no, no...
No, but...
I...
You're noisy.
Ah...
It's because I...
You're noisy!
I like you so much!
You...
I like you so much!
You...
I like you so much!
If you come to my shop, won't your reputation go down?
Deep kiss!
Eh? But I definitely...
Won't happen.
Eh?
What will you do if that happens?
Eh?
If you're in that situation...
Same...
Eh?
You like me so much, right?
Yes, I'm actually a host.
Eh? What should I do?
But...
I'll secretly support you.
Don't go!
If you like me...
If you like me, it can't be helped, right?
Secretly!
Secretly, right?
Secretly, secretly...
Secretly, right?
Secretly, secretly...
Then, Ase and...
Eh...
Ota-chan and Ruka-chan?
No...
That's weird...
You two are really close, right?
Close?
Really...
Hmm...
I'm itchy...
Itchy, right?
Can you take it off?
Stop it, stop it...
Everyday!
I see...
Eh? You like handsome guys?
Everyday?
No...
You like handsome guys, right?
Eh? No...
That's...
After all...
Eh? Jamin!
But...
If you like me...
Please...
Before you choose, stop laughing...
It's a double-edged sword...
You have the courage to ask yourself every time...
That's right...
You're amazing...
That's right...
You're amazing...
I see... You've split up...
But...
But... Yamada-chan...
Yamada-chan?
Eh? No...
How do I look like?
Hama-chan is also...
Eh?
Is that so?
But...
That's true...
I'm an innocent person...
Are you innocent?
Hama-chan...
If you pay me another million...
I won't become number one...
Wow...
If I had another million...
I would pay you...
Do you have another million?
Yes...
500,000...
Why?
Why do you pay only half of it?
That's quite a lot...
Well...
In the future...
The member who will join the host...
Is Yamada-chan!
The last topic is...
The kindest response to fans.
All of you are watching this, right?
Kind, so...
It's not "salt" response, right?
"God" response!
Yes, "god" response!
Here we go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Here we go!
You're all thinking about it seriously.
Thank you, really.
The kindest response is...
You're watching, right? Here we go!
Image rock-paper-scissors!
Oh!
You did it yourself!
I think she really hated it.
She really hated it.
What about Ota-chan's "god" response?
You did it yourself?
Ota-chan, why do you like Ota-chan?
Ota-chan...
Ota-chan!
Ota-chan is...
She's like...
She's like my girlfriend.
Oh, is that so?
What kind of response does she like?
It's like...
Are you dating?
It's like that.
It's a natural response.
Wait, Ota-chan, come here.
I like this...
It's like...
It's like a natural response.
It's natural?
Then, try it.
Maybe...
Maybe she's a stopwatch user.
Who is it?
Peel! Peel!
Peel...
Are there two of you who'll peel it?
No, no, Hama-chan, you do it.
Ah, Ase! Nao-chan!
How are you? Are you doing well?
I'm doing well!
I saw your CD today.
Really? You heard about it?
I heard about it.
Did you see it?
I did!
You're lying again.
I'll watch it again.
Let me kiss you!
But it's amazing!
Do you remember the name of it?
The people who remember it remember it.
It's amazing that you didn't talk about it even once.
I was extremely extreme just now.
I was extremely extreme.
Even so, you kept holding my hand.
Basically, you said something nice about me.
You said something nice about me.
That's right!
It's amazing that you knew about it!
Now, I really think you like me.
Ah, you're delusional!
You're delusional!
I'm really delusional!
That's right! Amazing!
Then, will you two support me?
I'm happy!
Why?
I'm really kind.
I'm really kind, so...
Ah, that's right!
I think I'm that kind of person for the fans, too.
I'm happy!
That's great!
I often go to play with Momo-chan and Ren-chan.
I really want to bite you.
Ah, thank you!
It's a different kind of feeling from Ota-chan.
That's right! It's a different kind of feeling.
It's like a girlfriend feeling, or what is it?
It's like love love.
That Ren-chan's love love.
I saw it! I saw it!
The sincerity!
Do it normally!
Do it in front of me!
Peel it off!
This smile! This smile!
I'll do it!
Ah, thank you!
Thank you, Asahi-kun!
No, CD!
Yes, yes! I bought a CD!
Eh, really?!
Yes, yes! I watched it a lot!
Which one did you watch?
I danced and watched it a lot!
Eh, I'm really happy!
Take care!
I'll wait for you again!
Ah, thank you!
Thank you! See you!
Doctor!
It's not like that!
This guy!
It's not like that!
What's up with this guy?!
This guy!
It wasn't easy!
But, it's amazing!
It's amazing!
I'm really nervous!
Ah, that's right!
Like, where was it good?
Ah, I see!
I'm happy you ask me about it every day!
I see!
Eh, I have a little trick!
At the end, I squeeze my hands like this!
Ah! Really?!
Really?!
Amazing!
I did it before!
You copied it?!
You said it?!
You can say it yourself!
Amazing! That's not good!
That's right!
I see!
Yamada-chan, you did it yourself!
That's right!
Because she's already...
She's already confident!
So, in summary...
So, first place is...
Well, it's Ota-chan!
So, first place is Ota-chan!
Yay!
The winner is...
Right?
Well, everyone has their own...
Do you want to see the handshake?
No, I don't want to see it!
Everyone's handshake!
Right?
I'm looking forward to it!
I don't like it!
Anyway, that's it!
Teammates, rock-paper-scissors!
Yay!
So, please look forward to the members' handshakes!
Next is Ota-chan!
It's unfair!
I want to shake hands!
Let's shake hands!
Let's do it!
Contestants, start!
Yes!
Kyoto, Fuji-shi's Ota-chan!
I want to be in "Itte Kyu" and do what Imoto Ayako does in "Kinju Hunter"!
That's pretty tough!
Yes, it is!
Thank you! Next, Ruka-chan, please!
Yes, I'm Yamamoto Ruka! The show I want to be in the most is "Ametalk"!
I often see Miki-san in it, so I want to be in it and have Miki-san introduce me!
I want to be famous!
Bye-bye!
Next, Onishi-chan, please!
Yes, the show I want to be in is "Tetsuko no Heya"!
Yes, it's because I like the opening "le-le-le-le- le- le-le-le" part!
You like that part!
Last but not least, today's small prize!
Who worked the hardest as a center in today's ending song?
Asei-kun, please announce it!
I'll announce it!
Today's center is...
Yamada-chan!
She has her own card!
Wonderful!
Everyone, please stand by!
Everyone wants to listen to this song!
Everyone is looking forward to it, so let's go!
It seems like everyone is ready!
Let's listen to today's song and say goodbye!
Here we go!
Yamada-chan!
I had a feeling that you'd approach me from beyond the sun.
You know, it's fate that coincidence continues.
I like you too much, I like you too much, I like you too much.
Even now, I can't see anyone else but you.
Ever since we first met, I've been longing for you.
I like you too much, I like you too much, I like you too much.
Even if my heart aches and hurts and I give up,
I'll love you again with a hopeful refrain.
Which one is it?
It's been half a year, so let's work hard for the next year.
Please look at me in a better way.
Do you have a face like that?
No, I don't.
Are you from Kyoto?
I like Kosei very much.
You like it, don't you?
I like it very much.
Which part of me do you like?
Everything about me.
No, that's too shallow.
That's too much.
A.K.A. Bihoti and her teammates, let's meet again!