AISubs v3.5
There are six of us, Team 8 Kansai people, but today there are five of us!
Among Team 8, no, no, among AKB48, no, no, among all idols,
we will shine brightly and aim for No. 1!
We will declare it here and now!
Kansai Action! Start!
Let's go!
Everyone, good evening. Thank you for coming today as well.
Thank you for coming.
Let me introduce you to today's show.
Not only is it a comedy show, but it's also very popular!
"Eel Climbing Festival"!
It's Mickey's "Mr. Assay and His Barter"!
Mr. Assay and his barter!
Thank you for coming.
I went out to jump rope by myself.
Did you see me?
You must have been curious.
Did you see me?
You saw me? Thank you.
Was it funny?
Yes.
It's not funny.
Today, Luka is on leave.
That's right.
I'm lonely.
You don't seem lonely at all.
Everyone was making a fuss backstage.
Are you okay?
I feel like I'm lacking something.
Really?
But since Luka isn't here, I can't say anything bad.
Ah...
Is there something you don't like about me?
Are we on good terms?
I'm going to make a fuss.
What do you mean "make a fuss"?
Are you going to make a fuss because you're annoyed?
Don't do it.
Even if Luka isn't here, the five of us will do our best.
That's right.
Now, this show is a show where teammates from Kansai secretly challenge themselves to be No. 1.
The members who work the hardest today will get a secret center reward, so please do your best.
As you know, this program is one shot. Even if you fail, you can't start over.
No matter what happens, please support each other and establish the program.
Now, I would like you to enjoy the members' secret talk.
First of all, Serika and Ota-chan, please.
This is unexpectedly popular.
Secret talk.
This is the only time you've heard of it.
Certainly.
Now, let's go.
Secret talk, start!
First of all, Serika-chan.
Yes, I'm Serika of Naga.
This time's topic is what I left behind last summer, but I couldn't see fireworks live this year,
so I searched for fireworks on YouTube.
So I'd like to see fireworks live next year.
Yeah!
That's good. Now, Ota-chan!
Yes, what I left behind is the famous Gion Festival in Kyoto, but I couldn't go this year,
so I'd like to go somewhere else and eat takoyaki or something.
Yeah!
While eating...
While eating, you came here.
Everyone has various thoughts.
That's right!
Now, let's go.
First of all, here it is!
Secret talk topic!
Yeah!
That's right!
Secret talk topic.
This is a popular topic.
It's everyone's secret talk topic.
In other programs, it's a corner where members secretly bring up topics they don't want to be brought up in.
Let's all take a look.
Kurio-shin-chan.
Yes.
Oh, I'm glad!
I'm glad!
I'm really glad!
It's such a dark history!
The love is amazing!
Yeah!
Dark history!
That's not true!
It's not just Ota-chan who has it.
Everyone likes it!
If you're asked to do something on TV again, you should definitely bring up Kurio-shin-chan.
I was walking around the city and saw Ota-chan's Kurio-shin-chan.
I'm glad!
I'm really glad!
Please give me a hug!
I'm scared!
I'll say this to Ota-chan.
I'm scared!
It's that popular.
Now, I'd like to invite this time's proposer.
Who is it?
I'm looking forward to it.
It's this person!
Please come in!
Where is it?
Oh!
Is it a props room?
Props room!
Oh!
Huh?
Let me introduce you!
This is DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
Yes!
You're DOKKIRI HAMA-san, right?
Yes!
I'm DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
It's a little hard to say.
DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
Today's prank is a big success!
Hello!
I'm DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
You're wearing a hat!
You're HAMA-san, right?
Yes!
DOKKIRI HAMA-san!
That's great!
It's like you're being eaten by a helmet.
It's heavy.
It's pretty heavy, isn't it?
If you say "gan", it's easy for you to have a stiff neck.
Please be careful of that.
That's a prank.
We don't know the title call, so can you tell us the title call?
Yes.
Dokkiri-hama's "Dokkiri-kiri-kiri" six times in a row.
Dokkiri-kiri-kiri
Six times in a row?
Yes.
"Dokkiri-kiri"... What kind of plan is "Dokkiri- kiri" six times in a row?
This is... I love "Dokkiri".
"Dokkiri-hama" loves "Dokkiri".
Yes. So I want to do "Dokkiri" to everyone.
Everyone wants to do it. I see.
So please look forward to it.
So "Dokkiri" means "preview"?
Yes.
"Dokkiri" doesn't mean "preview" but "I will do "Dokkiri" this time.
So you want to do "Dokkiri" based on "preview" right?
I want you to make me feel good by doing "Dokkiri".
Please make "Dokkiri" feel good by doing "Dokkiri".
Reaction is important.
That's right.
No one has ever been called like you.
That's right.
"Dokkiri-sama" and...
"Sugi-chan-san".
I want to be called like you.
"Dokkiri-san" and "Dokkiri-sans" are in the same team.
So let's start "Dokkiri-kiri-kiri-roburenbatsu" now.
Please start "Dokkiri-san".
Before we start...
Everyone must be nervous.
So I want you to drink some water and calm down.
She is nice.
"Ashii-san" please.
Yes.
It's being recorded.
She is nice.
"Dokkiri-san" is being recorded.
Everyone...
Is it okay?
It's okay.
You are nice "Dokkiri-san".
Thank you.
Everyone please drink it at the same time.
There is one left.
What should we do about it?
"Ashii-kun" will drink it.
Everyone please drink it.
You are nice.
Everyone please drink water.
Please drink it.
Everyone please drink water.
You are nice.
Everyone please drink it.
Please drink it.
Thank you for the food.
What's wrong?
What? It's sour!
Wait, what's wrong?
It's water.
Water? Water is good, right?
It's good.
Thank you for the food.
Drink it!
Thank you for the food.
It's a prank!
Drink it!
Drink it all!
It's sour!
What?
Sour?
Sour!
I forgot!
So, it's a prank!
Drink it all!
It's a prank!
We succeeded!
Was it a prank? Was it a prank?
Actually, it was a prank where water was sour.
You didn't notice!
What is this?
I thought you were going to give me water out of kindness, but I didn't know there was something sour in it.
Did you make this sour water yourself?
That's right, but everyone...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong with everyone?
It wasn't what I thought it would be.
It wasn't what you thought it would be.
I feel like doing it now.
Hey!
You wanted me to say it more actively, didn't you?
It's not what I thought it would be.
What's wrong?
I wanted to have more fun, but it's not what I thought it would be.
What's wrong with you?
I don't feel like doing it.
I feel like doing it. It's really good.
It's good. It's really good.
It's good.
Is this sour water?
It's really sour water.
It's good.
It's like...
It's a little out of style.
You wanted me to do it more actively, didn't you?
It's not what you thought it would be.
Can I apologize now?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
It was a prank!
It was a prank! What kind of prank is it?
It's a prank where I got angry!
You got me!
You made me nervous!
It's a prank! You can't be angry about something like this!
It's a prank!
I'm sorry!
I was shaking my hands a lot.
I'm sorry, but it was a prank.
I was shaking my hands a lot.
It was a prank!
Out of the six pranks, two of them came out too soon.
This time, we'll proceed like this.
Be prepared, everyone. We'll do it in one go.
You didn't notice it, did you?
It's scary!
Everyone!
Let's have her sit in a chair.
She's kind!
Let's have her stand up.
Yes, yes.
Like this?
Let me do it.
Everyone's standing up all the time, so I think they're tired.
That's right!
I can't move my legs.
They even prepared cushions for us.
They're kind!
If you have a pain in your butt...
That's right!
Everyone, stand up and sit down.
It has nothing to do with the prank.
Let's sit down one by one.
Let's have Sherika-chan sit down first.
She sat down already!
Next!
Let me do it!
She sat down already! How do you like it?
How do you like it?
Thank you! Not at all!
She's happy and kind!
Yamada-chan, sit down!
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
I'll do it one more time!
What are you doing?
Sit down and laugh!
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing anything?
Excuse me!
Fusaku-san said...
Sorry, it's wrinkled.
But it was too swollen!
If you do it one more time...
What does that mean?!
We fought!
The truth is...
I thought there was a baby cushion...
But there wasn't!
That's how it was!
Yay!
We fought again someday!
I feel like there's still something left...
Wait a minute!
We fought again someday!
Everyone was like...
I'm okay.
I think I laughed a lot...
You've been laughing since the beginning!
You've been doing a lot of things!
So please be nice to us!
Be nice?
Asahi is amazing!
What is it?
Asahi is an assistant!
My assistant!
It was a prank!
Help me!
I thought you'd hit me!
What's wrong? You're surprised, aren't you?
I thought you'd hit me!
Did you think you'd hit me?
I'm glad you didn't hit me!
How do you feel now?
Even the sound engineer got in the way and said "go away"
We rehearsed and did our best!
We've been rehearsing for 10 years!
That's right, 10 years!
How do you feel? Are you still caught up in the prank?
So far.
Earlier you said "is it okay like this?"
Are you still caught up in the prank?
I'm getting irritated.
What's irritating about it?
The prank was good, right?
Everyone's reactions were great.
You thought we were angry, right?
That was a prank.
Don't let your guard down, Serika-chan.
I thought Yamada-chan would only come, but Serika- chan also came.
Maybe Serika-chan's black face will turn red.
Maybe our darker faces will turn even darker.
We're dark-skinned friends, right?
You called me "dark-skinned Maruko" in the rain talk.
But we're friends.
There's a lot of preparations.
Everyone's hungry.
Everyone loves sweets, right?
Let's eat.
This is a gift from us.
I love cream puffs.
It looks good.
Let's eat it together.
Let's eat it in one bite.
Donnery-san prepared it for us.
Let's eat it in one bite.
It's hot!
It's good right!
How about you Onisha?
It's good.
How about you Jane?
It's really good.
How about you Chirika?
How about you Kouta?
- Delicious. - What about you, Oni-chan?
- Huh? - Say it.
- Which one? - I don't know if it's delicious or not.
- Delicious or not? - Delicious.
- Dokirin-san, this is... - This is...
- Ah! - Correct!
- What made you embarrassed?
- This is whether the last person is delicious or not.
- I don't know, Dokirin-san!
- You don't know even if you say it now!
- I don't know! - You have a human heart.
- You thought you'd get crab, didn't you? - I did.
- Unfortunately... - That's why I didn't know.
- I see. There's no crab in all of them.
- All of them were just cream puffs. - All of them were just cream puffs.
- Only Oni-chan didn't know whether it was delicious or not until the very end! - I didn't know!
- This is... - It's a psychological prank!
- A psychological prank! - A mentalist! A mentalist!
- Yes. - It's a psychological prank.
- I've read your psychology. - That's right.
- Wow! - Everyone ate cream puffs, so their hands got dirty.
- That's true! - I think so.
- Maybe it was cream or something. - Maybe it was powder.
- Ase-san, please squeeze it for everyone. - Yes!
- Wow! I can feel it in my hands! - Wow!
- I can feel it in my hands! - Yes!
- Please give it to everyone! - Yes! Please!
- Let's do it together! - Yes! Let's do it together!
- Let's do it together! - Let's do it together!
- "Let's do it together!" Isn't it weird? - Yes!
- Yes! Please do it!
- Please do it however you like!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Make some handshake. Make some! Leave more handshakes!
- Thank you! - Make some handshakes!
Make some handshakes please.
- What do you think? - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you!
Azulay-kun, why don't you make some handshakes?
Like this.
- Like this? - Yeah.
Yeah, like that.
- Wait. - Huh? - What? - What's going on?
- Huh?
- Wait. - Wait, I don't understand. - I don't understand.
- What is it? - What is this? - You're not supposed to know.
- What is it? - What is this? - What's going on? - Surprise!
- Were you fooled? - Was it a fail? - It was a prank? - Was it a fail?
We got it!
What does it mean?
The also smell bad but it's actually good.
That's it.
You thought it was ugly but it's actually good.
It's just smelly but it's actually good.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
It's amazing.
Dockkiri-san, how was everyone's reaction just now?
Ah, everyone was kind of flustered.
That's right, you've always been suspicious, haven't you?
Yes, I was trying to put on some disguise.
It's because you said you were coming, Dockkiri- san.
I was trying to act like I was coming.
You were trying to act like you were coming?
I was trying to act like I was coming.
She knew about it.
She knew about your secret.
It's a psychological prank.
She wanted you to say something.
She wanted me to say it.
She wanted you to say it.
Ah, I see.
You're still joking about it.
Yes, we're still joking about it.
So far we've had four pranks.
Yes, yes.
What kind of pranks will we see in the remaining two?
I'm getting nervous myself.
Yes.
I can't stop sweating.
What should we do?
What about the next prank?
The next prank...
Yes.
Please.
Please, next prank.
Oh, I see.
The next one is this.
What is it? I'm scared.
Please.
Well...
Whose...
Can I have her?
Can you?
Does it look good on me?
Yes, it does.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is it?
Good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Good, good, good.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
No, it's not.
Good.
What is it?
Recently...
Wait a minute.
Really?
Wow!
It's perfect.
It's good, isn't it?
I've been thinking about it.
Your lips are always dry.
Wait a minute.
Who is it?
I wasn't looking for it.
Whose is it?
It's me.
I'm going to hit you.
In Osaka...
In Osaka west...
Mr. Nishinari...
It's delicious!
It was delicious!
It was a big success!
Cheers!
What does it mean?
Just now, Kousei-san used Yamada-no-Nami's private property.
Was it a private property?
Even the mask?
No way!
Really?
What is it?
Look at it!
What is it?
I don't know!
No way!
I'm sorry!
It's a prank!
Yamada-chan's private property!
Give it to me!
Really?
What does it mean?
Really?
Go! Go!
Go!
What does it mean?
Go! Go!
I already gave it back.
Oh, you gave it back.
It's really over.
Yuno, you can't come back anymore.
You've already left.
You can't come back.
I was wondering what you were doing.
If you go out there, you're done for.
No, put your back against me.
I was instructed by Dokkirin-san.
Oh, that's right.
I'm sorry.
Dokkirin-san.
Don't get angry, everyone.
Dokkirin-san, what should we do next?
I think we all gave it too much.
Did we give it too much?
I've prepared a gift of apology.
Ase-san, please.
Yes!
I'll make Ase-kun prepare it right away.
Like a test.
Yes!
What is this gift of apology?
Who... who...
Tomato juice!
Who likes it?
Oh, here's your reward, tomato juice!
It looks delicious!
Right?
Then, give it to the members!
Selica!
Selica, give it to Selica.
Selica, you want it?
I'm taking care of my health.
But, you know, until now...
Ase-san, you can stop now.
It's fine.
No, no, no.
I'm pulling back a little.
No, but that's Dokkirin-san's.
No, no, no.
It's really brown.
No, no, no.
What is it?
Please explain it to me.
What is it?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, Onii-chan.
Before the performance, I ate poop a little.
Poop...
Poop!
Stop it!
But, like...
Stop it!
So...
Stop it!
The poop that got into my mouth...
Stop it!
I thought you were going to poop from your mouth.
Stop it!
The poop that got into my mouth...
Stop it!
The poop that got into my mouth...
Stop it!
Then, Ase-san...
Ase-san!
Then, I'm fine with it.
No, no.
You have to do it.
I want to learn how to do it at the end.
Yes, you have to do it.
Then, as a final closure...
What?
You've helped me so far...
Really?
Is it okay?
Let's do it.
Is it okay?
It's a reward.
It's a reward, right?
No, no, no.
Tomato juice.
It's not really tomato juice.
It's tomato juice.
It's really tomato juice.
Thank you for the food!
This is delicious.
Is it delicious?
Eat up.
It's delicious.
You're eating a lot.
This might be delicious.
I made it with love...
With love...
It's quite a lot, right?
Hot! Hot!
Is it hot?
Asahi, is it hot?
Like last time...
Are you okay?
It's quite bad.
Are you okay?
It's really bad.
Your body is weak.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
It's quite...
It's quite hot.
I made it.
It's quite hot.
You're right.
It's quite hot.
Did you try it?
Did you try it, staff?
Lightly.
Lightly?
It was quite hot, wasn't it?
Yes.
I see.
But it was quite hot.
Are you okay?
You should try it.
You've been drinking water all the time.
You should try it.
You don't have to say it in front of Hama.
You should try it.
Who made it?
Did you actually make it?
It was Hama-chan who made it.
No, it wasn't.
But it was...
Hama-chan...
It was made by the staff, right?
Well, that's right, but...
But even if the staff didn't make it, Hama-chan was the only one responsible for it.
Are you okay?
Hama-chan put in a lot of tabasco.
I see.
Well, it seems like Hama-chan has a grudge against it.
No, I don't.
But...
No, no, no.
It's a project like this, so I don't think Hama is at fault for it.
Well, it's not bad, but...
There's a limit to it.
Hama-chan, you knew he wasn't good with sweat, right?
So...
I wanted you to think about it.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not his fault.
Hama-chan isn't at fault for it.
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Are you okay, Asui-sama?
Yeah.
I just drank some water.
I'm fine.
Are you okay, Asui?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm better now.
Hama-chan, Hama-chan.
Hama-chan.
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, look.
Hama-chan, look, look.
Hama-chan, Hama-chan!
Look!
Hama-chan!
Happy Birthday!
Yey!
Happy Birthday to you!
Make a big hit!
Yeah!
It's your birthday, right?
That's right!
It was your birthday!
That's right!
It was your birthday?
August 7th!
Everyone!
Tama-chan! Tama-chan!
When I drank it earlier, it was tomato juice and it was so good!
It was good! It was so good!
I see!
I asked where it was sold!
That tomato juice!
I asked where it was sold!
I asked!
I see!
It was so good!
I see!
It was so refreshing!
I heard about you during the show!
Stop it!
During the show!
Stop it!
I hate you for doing that!
What's wrong?
Oxygen!
What?
Oxygen!
There's no oxygen!
Oxygen!
When was it oxygen?
Take your hat, Hana-chan!
It was really oxygen but my face was so hot!
Oh! Oxygen!
Oxygen!
Oh! Oxygen!
What's wrong?
Hana-chan!
Prank! What's wrong?
Prank!
Prank?
Prank!
What's wrong?
I thought it was a prank but it was so scary!
Come on!
What was scary?
Masaya was really drunk there!
Hey!
Staff! Staff!
It's all staff's fault!
That's right!
Especially that tea!
That tea!
That's right!
All of it!
Masaya was drinking it so I thought it was too spicy!
I thought it was too much!
Migi-san and the others hated me!
Hey!
That's not true!
Wait a minute!
Onii-chan looks like he's going to cry!
He looks pitiful!
That's right!
I'm so happy!
Was it tea?
Are you okay?
That's a lie!
That's not a lie!
That's a lie!
How was it, Hama-chan?
Was it better to prank her or get pranked?
How was it?
How did you feel?
I think it's better to prank her!
Prank her!
That's right!
Isn't it?
Yes!
It's a drama, isn't it?
That's right!
I thought Asahi-san was really angry!
Were you angry?
Was it good?
It was really scary!
Scary!
We were nervous too!
We all knew!
That's right!
Everyone knew!
Everyone except Hama-chan!
Right?
Everyone except Hama-chan!
Everyone!
It was really...
It's over!
Everyone asked me "are you okay?"
But I wasn't okay at all!
I didn't say anything!
Even though we failed, we succeeded.
That's all for today.
Please enjoy the members' cosplay talk.
I'm with Hama-chan.
Can you talk, Yamada-chan?
Yamada-san, please do the cosplay talk.
You did a good job.
Everyone was great.
But, but, but...
Ota-chan kept telling me not to do it.
Kousei-san, you don't have to say that.
I'm laughing to say that.
Ota-chan kept telling me not to say it.
Ota-chan kept laughing to say it.
I can't look at the members' faces.
Hama-chan, please do the cosplay talk.
My cosplay talk is...
about what I left behind this summer.
What I left behind this summer is...
I haven't been to a beauty salon yet.
I want to go to a beauty salon.
And...
I want to play with the members a lot.
I have a lot of feelings like that.
I'm crying too much.
I don't know.
Thank you.
You talked a lot.
Yamada-chan, please do the cosplay talk.
I'm Yamada Nanami, a representative of Hyogo.
What I want to do in the summer is...
I used to love sleeping.
But now I'm working.
I haven't slept much, but I want to sleep for about a week.
You slept too much, didn't you?
If you sleep that much, you know...
You look like you're about to cry, Hama-chan.
You're crying.
Hama-chan, you look like you're about to break down.
It's okay, there's still more.
There's still half of it, so hang in there.
Now, let's continue.
Next up is this!
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai area?
Kottori Bay Grand Prix!
Now, each of you, as representatives of different prefectures and towns,
will try your best to be number one in Kansai area.
Everyone, only those of you who have been to the Grand Prix so far will receive a badge.
I see!
About...
Two!
One for Serika-chan!
One.
Three, three...
Well, well, well, about the same!
That's right!
Some of you may be able to get past this.
Hang in there, everyone!
Now, Asei-kun, please announce the theme of the day!
Yes!
Number one!
A cute and fluffy face!
Prefecture Grand Prix!
A cute and fluffy face?
A cute and fluffy face? What does that mean?
That's why it's called "secretly secretly" on this show.
It doesn't really get up on the internet.
It doesn't get up on the internet.
On the contrary, what's trending on the internet is this teammate, Oguri-chan.
Oguri-chan.
There's a video of Oguri-chan eating rice.
Do you know about it, everyone?
There is.
A fluffy video.
It's this, right?
It's popular, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Today, it's like...
Ah, it's good!
It's good, right?
Is she eating takoyaki?
It's cute, right?
People in Tokyo can't lose, right?
That's right!
You can't lose!
That's why "secretly" is a cute and fluffy face challenge.
Oguri-chan can do it!
That's right!
She can do it!
In 30,000 years, let's choose one "secretly" and give her a round of applause!
Can you stop pointing at me like that?
The rules are simple!
Stop saying that!
If you "secretly" here, you'll definitely get food called "bazuru".
We've prepared it for each level.
We'd like you to choose food with higher "bazuru" and shoot a cute video.
We'll surpass you, Oguri-chan.
That's right.
It's quite difficult.
I'll shoot a video of everyone's "mogumogu".
What about you?
The number one video will be posted on my SNS.
Yay!
Is it okay for you to post it on your SNS?
Do you get permission from A.K.B.?
It's up to you.
Is it okay for you to post it?
How many followers do you have?
About 70,000.
70,000!
Wow!
70,000!
How many followers do you have?
30,000.
For some reason, it's less than half.
Where are these 40,000 "secretly" people?
40,000 "secretly" people.
There are 70,000 people.
Do your best!
The time limit is one minute.
One minute!
Please choose your favorite food and try it.
There is also a price for food.
I see.
Which one do you want to eat?
Please do your best!
Do you have confidence?
What are you doing?
Yay!
Stop it!
Call and response!
Call and response like an idiot!
Don't put it in with a smile!
You can't make me laugh!
The ingredients are Aymorgas!
If you want to challenge, you can go with your will!
Shall we go?
Then who wants to go?
Me!
Then Onishi-san, shall we go?
Yes!
Onishi-san is good at this!
Yes, she is!
But there is a level to this!
There is a level!
Yes, there is!
But first...
Yes!
Choose the cute one!
Yes, yes!
I want the cute one!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, cute...
The level is a little low...
Ah, but I like yakisoba!
Yakisoba!
Yakisoba is good!
I see!
Then, yakisoba...
Yay!
Yakisoba, right?
Isn't it good?
I love noodles!
Eh, are you going with that?
Eh?
But even if you go up from the first shot, I'm sorry...
No, no, no!
We have to show it!
How is it?
Is it okay?
How is the flow of the show?
Eh, what kind of consultation battle is this?
Everyone, attention!
You decide it by yourself!
Yes!
Eh, then, yakisoba!
Ah, that's good!
But just in the middle!
But, sushi roll may be cute!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, I will go with it!
Ah, Ase-kun, shall you go with it?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Eh...
Onishi-chan, it's mogu mogu (sleepy) time!
Ready...
Wait, wait!
Excuse me!
What is it?
I don't know.
The noodles are a little hard.
It's because you made it a little earlier.
The noodles are a little hard.
That's what's cute about it.
Ah, it looks good!
I'm going to eat it!
Ah, it's good! It's cute!
Cute!
It's dry!
The noodles are dry!
It's slurping and getting wet.
It's cute.
But I like how it's coming out.
It's cute.
Let's do it again!
Let's do it 10 seconds before!
10 seconds!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Time's up!
It's cute!
It's really cute.
Did you eat something good?
It's the best!
It's perfect with the tomato sauce!
That's right!
It's the best!
Thank you for the meal!
You can compete with Oguri-chan!
It's cute!
I was recording and Hama-chan, who was crying so much earlier, started singing.
It's coming in!
It's in the way!
It's coming in!
But it's good!
It's good to write it down!
It's good!
It's good to write it down!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Thank you for the meal!
Thank you, Asei-kun!
Let's see Onishi-chan's score!
This will be the benchmark!
This is hard!
This is easy to do!
Yakisoba is good!
Yakisoba is...
It's cute!
Yes!
It's 25 points!
What does this mean?
This is average!
So Emu chose something you can eat easily.
Emu chose something you can eat easily.
It was cute.
Of course, the cuteness is paired with the fact
you can eat 'yakisoba'.
Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
How do you think about this, Asei-kun and Onishi- chan?
Yes, but it's a top batter so I think it's alright.
I thought it would be a higher score.
I gave it 0.100 points.
But if you give it 100 points from the beginning, it's a high score.
Thank you.
Is there anyone who wants to try next?
Yes.
Let's go with the teacher.
Yes.
Yamada-chan, do you want to go?
Yes.
Yamada-chan, do you want to go?
Yes.
Yamada-chan, which food will you choose?
I'm not confident so I'll go with Buzzfeed 20.
Buzzfeed 20.
I'll go with Buzzfeed 20.
I see.
Buzzfeed 20.
This is Buzzfeed 20's cream bun.
I love it.
You love it? You love cream buns?
I love it.
I love cream buns.
I think you can do something with cream buns.
Wow, Yamada-chan, you're still wearing the hat I was cosplaying with.
I like this hat.
You like it?
Yes.
Okay, Yamada-chan, it's mogu-mogu time.
Ready, mogu-mogu!
I'm going to eat it.
Why are you eating it?
It's true.
Thank you.
It's cute.
It's delicious.
It's a mogu-mogu image.
Do you want it?
Do you want to eat it?
It's delicious.
It's good.
It's cute.
It's delicious.
It's a mysterious punch.
It's good.
You still have one hand, but you hold a new bread.
I'll eat two.
It's delicious.
20 seconds left.
20 seconds left?
There's quite a lot.
This kind of thing needs a lot of variations.
You eat it in one bite.
It's quite spacious.
3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
It's nice, isn't it?
You eat it in one bite.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's nice, isn't it?
There's a white nose under the nose.
It's nice, isn't it?
You! Why do you keep stealing my words?
You!
Look at her hands.
It's difficult!
But...
It's cute.
You think you're an idol, don't you?
It's decided.
Please announce your score, Asei!
My score is...
80 points!
I'm flattered!
I'm a manly man.
I'm used to getting punishments.
But I think it's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
You can eat a lot of it.
I like girls who eat a lot of it.
Yamata-chan, what do you think of this score?
I was surprised! I didn't think I'd pass it.
But bread is nice, isn't it?
It's spicy. The bread itself is spicy.
Bread and Yamata-chan's bread...
It looks like Onishi-chan will fail.
What's wrong, Onishi-chan?
You believed in me, didn't you, Asei-san?
I'm scared!
He's a bad guy!
If I pass, you'll say you didn't mean it, won't you?!
I thought you meant it!
But you passed it!
That's great! Yamata-chan, 80 points!
Thank you!
Who wants to go next?
Ota-chan, do you want to go?
Which one should I go for?
Do you want to train?
You've been eating yakisoba for a while now.
That's right.
Can I do it now?
Of course you can.
I'll go for takoyaki.
Takoyaki!
Kansai is famous for takoyaki.
Now, Ota-chan.
Yes!
It's Ota-chan's mogu-mogu time.
Ready? Mogu-mogu!
Thank you for the food!
It looks good.
It looks really good.
Oh, blow on it.
Oh, you ate it in one bite.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's really good.
It's cute.
Your mouth is like kakao.
It's good, isn't it?
It looks good.
It's cute!
Turn around and eat it!
There's only one left.
Do you want to eat it?
There's only 30 seconds left!
It's cute!
There's still 30 seconds left.
There's more!
You can do it!
It's good, isn't it?
Is it good?
How is it?
There's only 5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Ota-chan, you did well.
How was it? It was good, right?
Can you not film me at the end?
I can still see your nosebleed.
The number of "likes" is decreasing.
Someone take a picture of me like this.
Why did you take a picture of me with my nosebleed on?
I'm sorry.
This is good, isn't it?
When Ota-chan is here, it's like a gourmet event.
But it's difficult.
Ota-chan, you were cute when you ate the takoyaki.
The point is to eat a lot of it.
I did it.
Ota-chan's score is...
82 points!
You got more than 2 points!
What's with the difference of 2 points?
Hey, you're lazy!
Stop it!
I believed in you.
It doesn't suit you!
It doesn't suit anyone!
I believed in you.
No!
I believed in you!
I'm scared.
What's with the difference of 2 points?
It's that "mogu mogu" feeling.
You ate a lot of it.
Your mouth was cute when you were eating it.
I could see you all the time.
I see.
How was it for you, Ota-chan?
It was good. I want to eat more of the takoyaki.
No!
Are you stupid?
No!
Try it!
I thought it was difficult.
But it was cute.
Ota-chan's face is getting cuter and cuter.
What's wrong?
I wanted to say something cute.
She's holding it in!
It's getting cuter and cuter.
Who wants to go next?
Let's go with Serika-chan.
Serika-chan...
Can we go straight with this?
Let's go with something cute.
I knew it!
Serika-chan likes macarons.
Let's go with macarons.
It has to be cute.
Let's go with Serika-chan's "mogu mogu" time.
Start!
I love you.
It's already cute.
Cute.
I want to eat it.
Cute.
I dropped it.
No!
I can't say it.
I'm sorry.
30 seconds left.
Half of it is left.
I want to eat it more.
I can't say it.
It's my color.
No.
It's not good.
Time's up!
I'm sorry.
3, 2, 1.
Time's up!
It was good.
I want to see it forever.
Thank you, Serika-chan.
It was good.
I got involved in it.
I'm eating it again.
Let's see the score.
The score is 90 points!
Serika looks the best in macarons.
Serika doesn't look like she eats a lot of macarons.
That's the biggest difference.
Macarons look good on her.
Macarons go well with beef bowl.
How about you, Serika?
I'm happy.
The comment was 20 points.
Let's move on.
The last one is Kana.
I'm curious about the score.
It has something to do with buzzwords.
Can we see it?
It's "tagame".
Kansai dialect specialty, "tagame".
I've seen it many times.
If you can eat it cutely,
you'll get 100 points.
If 70,000 people can eat "tagame"...
If you're watching this, you'll get nothing.
Is it alive?
It's alive.
Start!
It's good.
Good luck.
It's good.
Itadakimasu.
Minta is running away.
Why are you running away?
It sounds good.
Are you kidding me?
Why?
It's looking at you.
What? It's looking at me.
Are you kidding me?
It's strong.
Why? What are you doing?
You have 30 seconds left.
Are you tasting it?
How is it?
It's good.
You said it's good.
Look at everyone's faces.
They are pulling it.
Members.
You are smiling.
It's new.
You said something new.
I like tails.
She is crazy.
You have 5 seconds left.
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
I didn't know I would eat it.
What's wrong?
Hama-chan?
Don't take it off.
What are you doing?
But it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's really good.
It's amazing.
You said it's good.
Announcement of the score, please.
This is...
Let's go.
Hama-chan...
It's okay, Hama-chan.
Hama-chan...
How was it?
Even now...
It's like water.
An idol...
Hama-chan...
You said it's good.
That's right.
You said it's good.
How was it?
Yes.
At first, it was salty and good.
In the second half...
A bug came.
Now, Aze-kun.
Announcement of the score, please.
The score is...
One point!
You did well!
Since everyone has finished their challenges...
The winner is...
Hama-chan who has gained a total of one point!
You did well!
You're doing your best.
That's right.
You're doing your best.
Now...
Here is the members' secret talk!
Please look forward to it.
Now...
Onishi-chan!
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
You did well!
Hama-chan, you're wonderful!
As expected of a professional!
Now...
Onishi-chan...
Yes, I'm Onishi. This summer, I left behind... I mean, my goal was to cut watermelon in half and scoop it up with a spoon.
I haven't been able to do that yet this year, so... There's still summer left, so I'd like to do it in the remaining summer! Thank you very much!
Yes! Thank you, Onishi-chan! I'm counting on you!
Now, without further ado, it's time for the ending! It's already the ending! It's always like that! It's always like that!
As expected, fun times pass by quickly! That's right!
What's with that?! Don't sync up! Sync up properly! You're good! You're good!
Now, let's go with this for the last one! Today's Mystery Center is...
Now, who did their best as a center in today's ending song? Asahi-kun, please announce it!
Today's Mystery Center is...
Shiga Prefecture, Hama-chan!
Hama-chan!
Congratulations!
I knew it!
I knew it was Hama-chan!
I wanted to pick Yamada-chan as well, but I'm sorry.
Oh, I see.
That's true.
Let's go!
Today's ending song is...
Continuing from last week, it's "Love and Old Age" number 2!
We're halfway through the show, so please give us some revenge!
Go, go!
Baby love
A pure white parasol
Hama-chan!
Your summer reservation
Hama-chan!
Baby star
Seventeenth bikini
Hama-chan!
This year's favorite
Hama-chan!
Did you come on vacation
Before your parents did?
Oh, yeah!
Last year was a time over
But love continues
The sun is waiting
Running down Labra
Into the waves
Splashing in the water
I'll take you far away
Chasing you up in the sky
Just like that day
I'll tie you up
A.K.A. B-Hotel and our team
Thank you!
Bye-bye!