AISubs v3.5
We, Team 8, Kansai's 6 members,
among Team 8, no, no, AKB48,
no, no, no,
no, no, among all idols,
we will shine brightly and aim for No. 1!
Here, we declare to you,
Kansai Action, start!
Good evening, everyone! Thank you for joining us today!
Thank you for having us!
Now, let me introduce you to our show!
Handsome Glasses and Ugly Glasses!
Thank you! Nice to meet you, Handsome Glasses!
Hey!
Don't make me cry!
Who is it?!
Don't make me cry!
Is it good?
It's good!
Let's do our best today!
"Hands Up" is a show where the six of us, Team A and Kansai,
aim for the No. 1 spot in hidden corners and try different things!
The members who did their best today will receive a prize from the Hidden Corner Center!
Center!
Hidden Corner Center! Everyone, do your best!
Yes! Thank you!
This time we will do it normally, so even if you fail you can do it again, but you can't do it again.
Yes, it's the same with life.
You say such deep things.
What's wrong with you? You say such deep things.
Because it's written.
Yes, it's written in your mouth.
I'm surprised too.
I don't know why it's written like this.
It's the same with life, we will do it normally.
We will do our best.
Okay!
Now we will enjoy the members' secret talk.
First, Nagano-chan and Yano-chan, please!
Let's go!
Serika-chan and Rika-chan!
That's right!
Everyone is looking forward to the secret talk, right?
That's right!
There is a talk that you can only hear here.
Yes!
Let's go! Then, secret talk...
Start!
Yes, I'm Nagano Serika.
Today's secret theme is "secret worries you want to say out loud".
I like macarons so much that I might end up becoming one.
I don't know what to do.
Macarons make you fat, so I'm careful not to eat them.
I like macarons so much that I might end up becoming one.
Thank you, Serika.
Next up is Luka! Let's go!
Okay!
Hi, I'm Luka Yamamoto.
Recently, I've been thinking about a lot of things.
In the previous episode of Kansai Hakusho, I introduced a variety of egg rice arrangements.
At that time, I ate raw cream, weird things like chili oil, and other egg rice.
Since then, I've been feeling sick and haven't eaten egg rice since then.
That's right!
I want to be able to eat it as soon as possible.
What? Are you serious?
That's right!
Can't you eat it?
Did you hate it for a moment?
I felt really sick.
What did you do?
What did you do to make you feel sick?
I felt sick.
Did you feel like that at first?
Yes.
Liar!
This has nothing to do with it!
Let's start with this!
Which prefecture is the number one in Kansai area?
Costa Rica Grand Prix!
As representatives of each prefecture, you will fight with all your might to be the number one in Kansai area.
I see!
Everyone, you will receive a badge for the number of times you have participated in the Grand Prix.
Who is the best so far?
Nao-chan!
Ota-chan is third!
Serika-chan is not there yet!
Do your best!
You will be taking back your badges this time.
You have two!
You have two badges, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You didn't steal them, did you?
No, I didn't!
You didn't steal them, did you?
I didn't steal them!
You stole them!
I stole them!
You put them here!
Yes, I remember!
You put them here!
You two look like a good team!
What are you talking about?
Okay, then!
Today's theme is...
Sei-kun, please announce it!
Today's theme is...
"Who is the best at playing jokes?" Grand Prix!
Now, I'd like you all to enjoy some of the jokes that I, Kousei-kun, have prepared for you!
Do you even know what "jokes" are?
Oh!
Okay!
You're so funny!
You...
You scared me!
It's not over yet!
I'm sorry!
Like you just saw, I'll be funny and I'll make you two say things like "jokes"
Oh, you were funny just now?
I was funny!
You were funny?
Are you my pro?
He's a professional!
If I can tell that you two are good at saying "jokes" and "jokes" you'll get one point!
I see!
If you're good at saying "jokes," you'll get one point and if you're not good at saying "jokes," you'll get one point!
That's right!
Even if you're really good at saying "jokes," if you're not good at saying "jokes," you won't get points!
What?!
You have a lot of responsibility!
No, you're the ones who are leading us!
It's your responsibility!
But Kansai is proud of its "jokes" charisma!
I can't do it.
Stop it, it's hard.
Walking, laughing, electric shock.
By the way, we have three jokes.
Ta-da!
What is it?
The first one is "setting joke".
What is "setting joke"?
We have prepared a setting joke that is often used in comedy shows.
We would like you to act like the characters in the show and make jokes.
Act like the characters in the show?
Yes, and the second one is "one word joke".
What is "one word joke"?
Anything is fine.
Just one word for your brother.
Anything is fine.
We would like you to say a destructive joke.
Anything is fine.
Anything that is difficult for you.
Yes, anything that is eye-catching.
I see.
And the third one is "one word joke".
"One word joke".
As you know, we would like you to use the items you have prepared for "one word joke" and make various jokes.
I see, using items.
Yes.
Finally, we will approve the member who gets the most points for his best joke in Kansai area.
That's it.
So you will come up with your own jokes.
Yes.
How confident are you?
Yes.
Right?
Everyone is from Kansai area.
Yes.
So you are confident in that area.
Yes.
You all have a culture of making funny jokes.
That's where the pressure goes.
Kansai people.
Let's start with someone who comes up with an idea.
I see.
Okay, let's go.
The first one is setting bokeh.
Setting bokeh.
The first setting bokeh is this one.
Let's go with "bank robbery".
"Bank robbery".
Let's go.
Okay, first setting, "bank robbery".
Ready, start!
What's going on?
Hey, it's "bank robbery"!
Oh, scary!
Oh, ugly. Oh, excuse me.
What is up with you?
Okay, point!
Hey, one point!
Why are you ugly and running away?
Hey, it's "bank robbery"!
Oh, excuse me!
I got robbed and my kid ran away too.
Your kid ran away and your wife ran away too?
Your kid ran away and you ran away too?
Can I have one yen?
Can you give me one yen?
Okay, point!
You're pretty confident about yourself.
I have it!
You have it?
Hey, it's the police!
It's the police!
Take that eye mask off!
Why am I the one who got robbed?
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
Where?
Where is it?
Take it off!
Let me go!
Take it off!
Let me go!
Where is it?
I'm telling you to take it off.
Take it off?
I didn't put it on.
Take it off!
I didn't put it on.
That cover-like eye mask, take it off!
Who's got cover-like eye mask?
Okay, point!
We're done with "bank robbery".
But, but, you took it too fast, minus one point.
Why?!
No way, no way, minus one point!
That's weird! You said it!
Ah, Serike-chan.
I won a silver coin and...
You're too cute!
Okay, point!
You're too cute!
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, you're throwing it again!
What is it, seriously?
Hey, it's the police!
Police? Wait, what are you doing?
It's... gold!
Eh, which one? Which one?
Copper.
Copper? No!
Okay, point!
What is it?
Silver?
Who is it?!
Ota-chan, Ota-chan, let's go!
Ota-chan.
It's a silver coin!
What's with that face?!
Okay, point!
What's with that face?!
Now, let's change the topic here!
Ah, let's change the topic!
Serike-chan, Serike-chan, Serike-chan!
It's a robbery!
A robbery?
Here's my homemade cake!
Anyone here?
Okay, point!
It's a robbery!
It's not a robbery at all!
It's not a robbery!
Now, let's change the topic!
Can you change the topic?
The topic is, in one word, bokeh!
In one word, bokeh!
This is pretty difficult!
It's difficult! It can be anything!
Start!
What is it?
It's a delicious-looking skewer!
Who said it's delicious-looking?
There's a lot of people saying it's delicious- looking!
What's delicious-looking? What is it?
Eh?
I was listening to a song!
You were listening to a song?!
Me?!
Matsuzaki Shigeru-san.
Who said it's delicious-looking?
Bokeh!
What kind of song is it?!
What song is it?!
Um, I always eat it at home!
He's eating it!
He's eating it?!
What? What?
It's black beans!
Black beans?!
You're curious about black beans?!
It's really rich!
What? What? What?!
I really like tonkotsu ramen!
Who said tonkotsu ramen?!
Tonkotsu ramen is too bokeh!
It's really, really bokeh!
What? What?! What?!
I really like Kousei-san!
Then, I'll do a nose fortune-telling!
A nose fortune-telling?!
I hate you!
I hate you so much!
I hate you!
I really hate you, Kousei-san!
You have no choice but to hate me!
Yes! Yes!
What is that?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
He's running!
He's running! He's running!
What?! What?!
Kousei-san, you look like that person, but...
I wonder if you're wrong...
Let's do fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?! What's fortune-telling?!
Kaba.
Kaba?
It's not Kaba.
Kaba.
It's Kaba...
You don't say "kaba" that much, do you?!
I'll confess!
Eh?! You're a woman!
I'm not good at Kousei-san's voice!
Why do you say such things?!
What?! What?! What?!
Um, you always make good use of me!
Make good use of you?! What?!
You're made of coal.
Who's made of coal?!
You're made of coal!
You've been mean to me for a while now!
Are you ready?!
What?! What?! What?!
I've seen you before, haven't I?!
You've seen me before, haven't you?!
You're always acting!
Your skin is oily, isn't it?!
Who's oily?!
What?! What?!
What do you mean "my skin is oily?!"
Let's change the subject!
You're messed up, Saki-san!
It's "mono-moke"!
"mono-moke"!
Now, now, now! Let's go on and on and on!
Ready, start!
Ruka-chan! Ruka-chan! What?!
"wassse"! "wassse"! "wassse"!
You're holding it in too much!
Okay! Go! Go!
"wassse"! I've never heard of it! "wassse"!
What?! What?! What?! What?!
I can't stop sweating!
You're amazing!
Okay! Okay!
What?! What?!
I'll put it on you!
What?! What?!
You're an idol! You're an idol!
What are you doing?!
Don't look at me like that!
My nose hair is really amazing!
It's amazing!
Your nose hair and armpit hair are amazing!
Okay! Fighter!
Thank you! Thank you!
Let's shake hands!
Shake hands? Okay!
Thank you!
Why do you only shake hands with me?!
Okay!
Fighter! Fighter!
What?! What?! What?!
Wow!
How many years has it been?!
What did you do?!
Fighter!
Why are you crossing time and space?!
Become an A!
Did you break up?!
What?! What?!
What's wrong?!
Boil an egg!
You're almost like a bad actor!
Good point!
You're an idol!
Please say it!
What?!
What do you have?!
What do you have, Ruka-chan?!
I don't have anything!
What?! What?!
Do you eat kizuki?!
Kizuki?!
You said you had nose hair earlier!
Good point!
What's wrong?!
You're an egg!
What's wrong?!
You're just saying "toro toro toro" and "toro"!
Do you know what I mean?!
Good point!
What's with that face?!
3, 2, 1...
Happy birthday!
I'm not happy!
It's not happy birthday!
Okay!
What is it?!
Quality!
You're terrible!
Good point!
Ready...
It's left!
What's wrong?!
You're throwing it too far!
It's really dirty!
I'll wipe it for you!
Dirty?!
What kind of skin color is that?!
I said it!
You're messing with me!
What's wrong?!
Mom!
What's going on?!
Rima-san!
What's wrong?!
Kosei-san's baby shell!
Are you serious?!
You haven't said a word in a while!
Serika-san, you're not funny!
What's wrong with you?!
Serika-san!
Pay attention to this garlic!
Serika-san!
- Ultraman! - Elementary school student.
- That's good! That's good! One point! - Elementary school student!
- What are you doing? - I know, right?
- Come on! Come on! Can you do it? - Yes!
- What's wrong? - I can't stop the steam from my head!
You can't stop it!
- You can't stop the steam from your body! - I know!
- There's a lot of water coming out of you! - I know!
- Kousei-san's socks! Boo-boo! - Scary!
What's going on? Does she know the meaning of this?
- Thank you very much. - Shingen-chan!
- There's a lot of water coming out of you! - Huh? Kousei-san, you're darker than usual.
No, it's too dark! You're playing with me too much!
- You're playing with me too much! - It's okay if it's sunny!
- It's too sunny!
- What do you think? - Don't play with me too much!
It's red! It's red!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- It's coming! It's coming! - It's scary!
- Kousei-san! - It's scary!
Give me back my shoes!
- Shingen-chan! Shingen-chan! - Give me back my shoes!
- There's a lot of water coming out of you! - What is it?
- You're pure and innocent! - One point!
- You're pure and innocent! - Give me two points!
- There's a lot of water coming out of you! - Why isn't it stopping?
- It still stinks! - What are you doing?
- Refresh it! - What are you refreshing it for?
- It still stinks! - Refresh it!
- What is it? - I don't know!
- What is it? - Anpan-tin!
- Where is it? - Where is it?
- It's not a square anpan! - Where is it?
- It's not a square anpan!
- Don't give up! - Give me two points!
- What is it? - There's hair growing out of my knees!
- There's a lot of that! - There's a lot of that!
- Now, shall we change the topic? - Change the topic!
- Next, we'll go back to the setting joke! - What is it?
- The setting joke is a cafe! - I haven't heard of it!
- I haven't heard of it!
- Ready, start!
- Is it coffee? - Who said coffee?
- Coffee! - I said it!
- Who said coffee? - It's a misunderstanding!
- It's a misunderstanding!
- Who said coffee? - Okay, no one said coffee!
- Welcome, how many people are there today? - Today, only one person came!
- Poor thing! - Don't say that!
- Okay! You failed! - It's funny!
- It's funny! Who said coffee? - Soy sauce is fine!
- Sweat, join us! Join us at Kizuna Ten! - Is it okay?
- Did you call me? - Excuse me, can you do me a favor?
- What would you like? - I'd like a pancake or something.
- A pancake! One coffee milk! - A pancake!
- I don't want a pancake. - Welcome! - Thank you!
- What would you like? - Can I have a pancake?
- One coffee milk! - I don't want a pancake!
- It's exactly the same! Just change the product! Just change the product! - What?
- Change the product! - Is it possible in this pattern? - No, it's not.
- I'm tired, I'm tired. - You're tired?
- Huh? - Ah! There's a cockroach in the kitchen!
- You've been messing with me for a while now. You've been messing with me for a while now. - Welcome!
- What would you like? - Can I have a pancake? - One chocolate!
- I don't want a pancake. - Change the product!
- You're good! - Huh?
- Have you forgotten something? - Thank you!
- Um, I'm going to have your eyebrows trimmed, sir. - Huh? My eyebrows? Why?
- Um, I'm going to have your eyebrows trimmed, sir. - What?
- I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed! - Your eyebrows should be trimmed!
- I'm embarrassed! - Your eyebrows should be trimmed in this look!
- Why should I have my eyebrows trimmed? - Don't say that!
- Here's your order! - Coffee? Why is there coffee?
- Why is there coffee in the menu? - Ferika, you're amazing!
- Thank you! Please come again!
- It's not good... Ah! It's wrong!
- Who said that? - I want to see it!
- Of course!
- It's fine, it's fine. - What?
- Oh, are you Miki's high school student? - Oh, you know me?
- Eh, is it a room? - Yeah.
- It's bigger than I thought. - Who said that?
- It's fine! - What do you mean it's bigger than you thought?
- Excuse me, can you come out of this store for a moment? - What is it?
- There's a rumor that you smell. - I don't smell!
- Ah, wait, it's Seri. - Somehow, it matches with my desk and I want to buy a new one.
- What do you mean? - Why does it match with my desk?
- Am I a chameleon? - I'll have one dumpling.
- Dumpling? - Ah, with garlic. - Who said garlic?
- Ah, it's funny.
- Thank you for waiting for my beer. - Beer?!
- You put beer in this? - You put it in sake or something?
- Now, we'll change the topic. - Eh, already?
- Now, let's continue. - It's over!
- Let's continue! - Let's continue!
- Everyone, hurry up! - Eh?
- Ah, it's Kiruka! - Eh?
- Are you a elementary school student? - Eh?
- What are you doing? - Eh?
- Now, come on in! - Eh?
- Somehow, it's amazing, your funny face is amazing. - Eh?
- Eh?
- Huh? - What is it?
- Why... Eh?
- That's not true...
- You're already overacting!
- You're overacting!
- Now, you're... - What should we do?
- Kousei-san! - Yeah? - Why?!
- What do you mean?!
- Two-way!
- Why did you say "two-way" just now?! - Eh? - Yeah. - This one and me, which one is "nice body"?
- It's this one! - It's this one!
- What do you think? - Two-way!
- The glow is amazing!
- Don't say about my face! - Two-way!
You've been talking about my face for a while now.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's not a luggage.
Don't say scary things.
You too, don't say scary things.
Eat a lot.
Get in. Get in properly.
Please eat a lot, everyone.
What's up?
I'll give you food.
Don't say food.
Since when did I become your pet?
I'm sorry.
I don't care about food anymore.
It's too funny.
What's up, Luda?
What should I do?
Why do you want me to do it?
Why do you want me to calculate?
What's going on?
Two points!
Two points?
Good!
Let's go, everyone!
What's up? What's up?
What? What?
Go! Go! Go!
What?
What is it?
Please pass me, animal.
Why do you call me an animal?
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
What is it? It's too mysterious.
Two points!
Don't say I'm your pet.
I'm tired.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I can't smell it.
You can't smell it.
I saw it earlier and you can't smell it.
One point.
Why is it one point?
Congratulations!
Thank you.
You're in the Yoshimoto's worst ranking.
Stop it.
Okay! Two points!
Who is Yoshimoto's worst ranking?
You're in the worst ranking. Stop it. You're in the worst ranking.
Are you Asei? Why?
Don't you say it! Don't you say it!
You look like Kousei's father. You're so dark.
You're talking about me too much. You're so dark.
Please go out with me. I can stand it if you do this.
What do you mean you can stand it?
You're talking about me too much. You're talking about me too much.
You're so cute. You're so cute.
You're overflowing. You're breaking the limit.
What's wrong, Ruka? You're so cute.
You're too dark.
You're smelling me again.
We smell the same.
Why do you smell the same?
You're overflowing!
What's that?
Excuse me. I'm used to this. Excuse me.
I did it. I did it.
You did it. You did it. What's wrong with you?
You're too weird. You're too scary.
I'm sorry.
You're not simple at all.
I'm sorry.
The muddy water is complete.
You're the best! You're the best!
Wait a minute!
You're so bad!
It was a tough battle.
It's impossible.
It was amazing.
Everyone's personality was amazing.
It was amazing.
You did well.
You got a lot of points, didn't you?
Didn't you get a lot of points?
We're collecting them.
Collecting.
Points.
How did you feel about it?
You look like a battlefield.
You fought so hard that your hair is messy.
Messy.
Idol.
You look like you're messing around.
It's amazing.
I'm glad you did it.
It's my first time talking about it.
You always do it.
I'm glad you did it.
It's your first time, isn't it?
It's my first time?
You always do it.
I always watch it.
You always watch it?
It's a big preview.
Who watches it?
What is it?
It's a big preview.
You always watch it.
It's a big preview.
You always watch it.
You always watch it in front of your house.
You always do it.
Let's look at our members' scores.
- Today... - Our members...
merits...
Serika is 27 points.
Yamada is 18 points.
Deluka is 17.
Oishi is 17.
Ohta is 18.
Fama is 14.
As such,
We have a champion, Serika!
Well done.
- You're welcome. - You worked hard.
You got quite a lot of points.
What do you mean?
At first you didn't know what monoboke was.
I was like this.
When you came out you were like this.
But it doesn't matter.
You just go and go.
You won.
And when you left the cafe you said "It's coffee, right?"
That's the best.
I want you to use it.
So, Serika got a prize.
Karashiki Itsukoi Monster
And you can do an impromptu manzai.
So now we will do a manzai.
Serika, please come over here.
With Serika.
How about we do a combination?
Serika, can you decide?
Do you have a favorite word?
Kuroshiro.
Kuroshiro?
You're a trainee.
Isn't it better with "osero"?
No, with "kuroshiro".
Let's do it.
Kuroshiro's manzai.
Let's get excited!
Hello, I'm Kuroshiro.
Nice to meet you.
I know you have to work hard.
But isn't it better to work hard while taking a break?
Yes.
Let's go to a cafe.
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Let's go in.
Hello.
Wow, the coffee smells!
I didn't come here for coffee.
I came here alone.
Can you let me take a break?
You can't drink coffee here.
I said it's not coffee.
I'm a coffee trainee.
It's weird for me to say coffee.
My coffee is different.
Wow, it's hot!
Why?
My mouth is hot.
Your mouth is hot?
Because it's coffee?
What do you mean?
Because it's hot coffee?
She said it's hot coffee.
It's not coffee.
Can you stay away from coffee?
I can't help it.
You can't help it?
I can't help it.
Can you let me sit down?
Yes.
What should I do?
Can I have an ice coffee?
What?
What's funny?
Ice coffee?
What are you talking about?
What's funny?
What?
What's funny?
As long as you're laughing!
Just laughing.
Just laughing!
Please give me an ice coffee.
Is it okay?
Is it okay for you to give me one ice coffee?
Then bring it to me.
They look alike!
No, they don't!
Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Wow!
This is coffee love!
This is great!
Atlasys' comedy.
I'm not sure why I'm saying ice coffee, and it's going into a pot.
What was "tsubo" again?
That's it for the Kotori Run Grand Prix!
Please enjoy the members' Kotori Talk!
Next up is Onta-chan and Yamata-chan!
We don't know if we can hear the Kotori Talk.
It was a really funny challenge.
Let's start the Kotori Talk for one minute!
I got bit here and it's all swollen up.
When I take off my makeup, it's all red and I'm trying to fix it with my makeup.
Yes, that's it. Thank you!
Okay, next is Yamada-chan! Please!
Yes, I'm Yamada of Hyogo Prefecture.
What I'm worried about is...
What I'm secretly worried about is...
When we shake hands, girls often come up to me.
But recently, I haven't been popular with men.
Today, I tried to make my hair look like a girl's hair.
I will continue to work hard with all my feminine power. Thank you!
Yes, thank you! Yamada-chan, thank you!
Now, let's move on to the next one!
Kotori Rehearsal!
In the future, members of Kansai will...
In various programs...
In the future, members of Kansai will...
Don't react to your parents!
Are you a kid?!
When you are called by various bugs, you should practice secretly so that you can leave a mark.
Even if you are called "scum", it doesn't matter.
It's like "scum" corner.
Don't make fun of me.
You said "coffee" just now.
Stop it!
Don't say it!
Then, I will announce the theme of this time.
Asei-kun, please!
Here is the theme of this time!
Secretly!
Rehearsal of questionnaire!
Yes!
Now, it's time for rehearsal of questionnaire.
I think you write questionnaire in advance in various programs.
In fact, this questionnaire is very important for making programs.
That's right!
What's wrong?
Based on the questionnaire, the staff think about the composition of the audience, plan and talk.
That's right!
Based on the questionnaire, it is decided whether you can leave a mark in the program.
That's right!
It's not an exaggeration.
By the way, everyone!
Recently, you said you would choose a performer of a program which is broadcasted in Kansai area.
I was very happy!
Did you write a questionnaire?
Yes, I did.
In fact, it was a questionnaire of "dummy" in Kansai department.
I was very happy!
You all wrote it, didn't you?
Everyone wrote a questionnaire and I want you to take a final look at it.
You wrote it very carefully and I think you were looking forward to it.
So I want you all to see whether you will be selected to perform in a program.
Look at the questionnaire and write your answers.
What's wrong?
You always say data, but you always say god, god, god, god.
You always say god, but you never say data.
That's not good. There are times when it's god.
I know what you mean.
Now you all have your own agenda.
This is important, so we often write our own agenda, but it's important what we write about.
How much we write about it and so on.
Let's see what kind of agenda we write about.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
First of all, please tell me what you usually do for fun.
This happens a lot.
Please tell me what you do for fun.
This person can do this.
Hama-chan loves watching YouTube.
Yes.
And she wants to do bouldering for fun.
Yes.
She always asks you to tell her what you do for fun, but you say you want to do it for fun.
I really don't do it for fun.
You don't do it for fun. That's not good.
Please make something for fun.
She loves watching YouTube.
What did you do for fun?
I don't know what it is for fun.
I want to do something for fun.
You can do anything you usually do for fun.
Yes.
Isn't it something you love?
It's something you love, but it's important how you use it in the show.
If you say you love watching YouTube, you can't watch YouTube in the show.
Even if you watch your favorite YouTube channel, it doesn't matter.
That's right.
Next is a skill you are most confident in.
You can sit on a balance ball.
I'm curious about this.
This is good.
You can sit on a balance ball.
Can you show me how you do it?
Can you sit on a balance ball?
You can do it.
It means you can do it.
You can sit on a balance ball.
I'm curious about this.
I want to grab something.
Wait a minute.
Over here?
Over here.
Which one?
Can you sit on this?
Seiza?
It says Seiza.
No, it says shoes.
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is good!
You can stretch it out more and more like this.
And you can do something like this.
Are you listening?
Ama-chan, are you listening?
You can say quick words like this.
Yes!
You can add something like this.
I see!
Then it will be easier for you to do it.
Yes!
Right?
But I know you can do it.
Thank you, Ama-chan!
Thank you!
Great balance!
Wow!
Seiza can do it.
This is good!
And what kind of character would you like to show us?
Yes!
When you get excited, you become a crazy character.
Yes!
Do you know that?
Yes!
Sisterly character!
Here!
Can you say it yourself?
No!
Can you hear me?
I won a sisterly championship before.
Wow!
See!
You should write it down!
Yes!
You should write it down!
You can't understand it only with this!
You won it with this.
That's why you should write "sisterly character".
Fans say it a lot.
Fans say "sisterly character" a lot.
But you did write "sisterly character", didn't you?
Yes!
So you should write it more specifically.
Yes!
Like "I got a sense of it."
Or like "tell me the pros and cons of it."
Or like "you laugh a lot."
Or like "it's negative."
Yes!
And!
Right?
There are many things.
But first of all!
Yes!
First of all!
Write your name!
Yes!
This is a test!
It's a zero-point test!
Please listen!
I wrote it once when I sent it by data.
But after that, I forgot it.
You forgot it!
So I printed it out again and wrote it down, but I forgot my name.
Why did you think you could use it as an excuse?
You shouldn't forget your name!
You shouldn't do that!
Now!
And!
I'll tell you what's behind it!
A.K.G.
A.K.B.
Team 8
Kansai members and other members can't lose!
Yes!
A comedy entertainer Yoshimaru Shinki likes it, and it's hard for him to laugh at it!
And you can say you like comedy here!
Yes!
And!
Who is your favorite entertainer?
A comedy entertainer!
Miki!
Yes!
I love you!
Thank you!
That's already a hundred points!
And the bike, Kawasaki Bike!
I've never heard of it before!
Do you like B.K.B.?
I love B.K.B.
Do you like B.K.B.?
B.K.B!
It's not coming out.
Why?!
You like it, don't you?!
Don't shake me!
BKB! BKB! BKB!
Bad! Concept! Bad!
BKB!
That's how it is.
Even if you say "oh," you're older than me.
What's great about it is that Kawasaki Bike for some reason closes brackets.
Even though brackets haven't started yet.
Even though brackets haven't started yet, it's closed.
It closed itself.
For some reason, it closed something.
That's great.
That's why you're here, Hama-chan.
That's good.
There's food you like and food you don't like.
That's good.
People say you're funny when you're standing or practicing balance ball.
And you do it.
Yes.
You have confidence in it.
When I was practicing, my face looked serious and I was shaking.
I've never done it before, but I was told it's funny when I fall, so I tried it.
I see. You don't know what's going to happen in the real thing.
You have high expectations, but you're still on the verge of falling.
It's just getting started, isn't it?
I'm going to increase it a little more.
It's still safe.
Let's move on.
Onishi-chan, please come forward.
What do you usually do? Showroom streaming.
I know you're famous for it.
When you're most confident, you get up early in the morning and do showrooms.
And you do massage and hula hoop.
Can you do hula hoop?
I can do hula hoop.
Can you do it?
I want to see you do it.
Can you do hula hoop?
If it's just one, I can do it.
If it's just one, you can do it?
I can do it forever.
Can you do hula hoop?
That's good.
This is another one.
You can add something like "I'll say what I usually say" in between.
You can do a sexy face while doing hula hoop.
That's good.
That's your specialty.
That's okay.
Can you describe your character?
What kind of character is it?
A woman at 5 in the morning.
You don't have enough explanation.
I want you to explain it more.
I think I know what you're talking about.
If you let me, I want you to explain it more.
There are people who don't know what I'm doing.
There are pros and cons.
How do you feel?
I feel good.
You feel good.
I'm curious about that too.
It's good that you don't lose to other members.
Continuity and persistence are good.
But I want you to give me specific information.
Everything.
I want you to give me specific information.
It's hard for me to pinpoint what you're doing.
And your favorite entertainers.
Momoiro Clover Z, Top Reed, and Mickey.
Thank you.
100 points.
This is what I wrote in the survey.
Mickey is good.
You like YouTube, don't you?
I love YouTube.
You like food and hate food.
It says "tomato" and "little tomato" in places you hate food.
If you write "tomato", you can't eat "little tomato".
I know it.
If you can't eat "tomato", you can't eat "little tomato".
I know it.
But I like it.
It's cute, isn't it?
What do you do to entertain people who are watching you?
What is your favorite line?
For example...
I want you to give me a topic.
A topic?
What kind of topic?
For example...
A hot cake or something like that.
You can say it in words.
Then, coffee.
Coffee.
I love coffee-like light bulbs.
It's burning.
Then, glasses.
Glasses.
Even if I'm wearing glasses...
When I take them off...
I'm really handsome, aren't I?
Who said that line?
An old man.
Wow, you're such a darling old man.
You're such a type.
I see.
You're cute.
You're beautiful.
I see.
I want you to give me a specific line.
I like it.
But...
I like it.
Shall we go to Serika-chan?
Let's go to Serika-chan.
Please tell me your hobbies.
There are quite a lot of them.
This is really good.
Your favorite mahjong, cooking, guitar...
Even "one piece" is really good.
Can you play the guitar?
I've been working hard lately.
It's really good.
Serika-chan, you like "hula hoop" too, don't you?
This is good.
And...
If you're talking about your own character...
If you can give me specific lines like this...
It's good.
It's really good.
But the letters...
But the letters are big...
If you could make them smaller...
I see.
But it's good.
You wrote your motto and your stance properly.
That's good.
And Serika-chan...
You're skin is white like the others.
It makes you want to see it.
That's right.
And your favorite celebrity...
Audrey-san, Miki-san...
Miki-san wrote it again!
Thank you!
I'm happy about this.
I like this kind of thing.
And your favorite food...
Your least favorite food...
Your favorite food...
Macaron...
And...
Team?!
Favorite food...
Team?!
You eat a person?
You eat a team?
You don't eat a person...
You eat a team?
What does "team" mean?
Cheese.
Cheese...
You know what "cheese" means, don't you?
Cheese...
You wrote "cheese" as "team"!
That's cute!
That's good!
And for those of you who are watching right now...
Old man gag...
Serika-chan...
Serika-chan, you're awesome!
That's right!
You wrote it so well!
I like everything you wrote!
You like everything I wrote!
You wrote it so well, Serika-chan!
Next, let's go with Ruka-chan!
Let's go with Ruka-chan!
Ruka-chan...
That's good!
Look!
It's different from what we've seen before!
It's a total surprise!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?!
Just looking at it, the producers of the show...
Ah! She wants to be on TV!
"Because I think I can be on...
"Hold my hands more tightly" show!"
I see!
I thought it would be like that!
Too bad!
My bad!
Too bad!
No, the things you write...
These days you can send your song...
...to your family or a member who wrote it himself!
I see!
If you give it a theme...
For real?
You'll make it for me?
But you'll write it for me!
They'll send it to you for sure!
"Hold my hands more tightly" show!"
They'll send it to you for sure!
Make me a song! Make me a song with coffee!
Coffee!
Make me a song with coffee!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute? Is this improvisation?
Is there a "wait a minute?"
Is coffee okay?
Can you do it?
Oh, you're thinking about it.
You're a professional.
You're a composer.
You look like Hidataro.
Can you do it?
Coffee.
Okay, Luka-chan.
Make me a song with coffee, please!
When I went out with you in the cafe, I thought I saw a star, and it was coffee!
Coffee! Coffee!
Wait a minute.
Coffee! Coffee!
I like it! I like it!
I like the last ending!
I don't like it!
I'll tell you all.
Don't lie!
I'll never lie!
But when you're excited...
Maybe you're not in good shape today.
I hope you're happy!
If you're excited, you'll get a lot of songs.
I hope you're excited.
And I like Yoh's high-speed lotus root and moogoo.
He's a really nice character!
He's written it down here, too! He's released two of his own commercials in his hometown!
I like this kind of information! And who's your favorite celebrity?
Mickey! Acasia Sanma! Finally, we're in a line with Sanma! We're in the top three!
We're in the top one!
We're in! Thank you!
Congratulations!
We'll put out five eggs here, too!
I'm curious about this! What do you do to entertain people who are watching you in one shot?
Do you give away a lot of free stuff or all-you- can-eat stuff?
What does this mean?
I'm really sensitive to the word "free" and I'm happy when it's free!
I'm happy!
So...
What kind of free stuff do you give away?
For example, all-you-can-eat grilled meat or free admission tickets...
Do you make it yourself?
No, it's from the person above me!
I see!
This is a bit of a connection problem!
But you make people enjoy it, right?
That's right!
That's good!
This is great!
If you write this much...
That's great!
Ryo is great, too!
Yeah, I wanted to say "chichinfufufu", but...
It's close!
It's the best so far!
Really?
Let's move on to Ota-chan!
Let's go!
Ota-chan, come forward and hold it!
Ota-chan's mouth is pretty, too!
Yeah, yeah!
Her mouth is really pretty!
Yeah!
One of your special skills...
Your index and little finger stick together!
What does that mean?
This and this stick together!
This and... Huh?
This and this stick together?
Yes!
Huh?
This and this stick together?
Oh, they stick together!
Show it to the camera!
Wow!
This doesn't stick together easily!
I see!
But...
I think it's great, but...
It's not something you do on TV!
It's definitely not something you do on TV!
Okay!
But you do a lot of impersonations, too!
Yes!
And you're easy to get caught up in!
You write a lot of stuff!
I want you to write a little more!
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay, and...
Let's go over here!
Umm...
You write a lot of stuff, but...
Who is your favorite celebrity?
Okay!
Koyabu Kazutoyo-san!
Yes!
Cleon Shin-chan!
And this...
Um...
Blood-stained...
Dying message!
Dying message-like Miki-san!
Gross!
What is it?
Did someone get killed?
Did you...
No!
Did you not write it?
Miki-san...
Yes!
She writes a lot of stuff!
She records a lot of stuff every month!
Yes!
So, on the contrary...
Ah, don't say anything else!
Don't say anything else!
She didn't write it!
I understand!
Everyone wrote it!
You wrote it!
Yes, I understand!
So, I'll choose Koyabu Kazutoyo-san...
I like you!
Ah, don't say anything else!
I understand you!
Um...
Your favorite food?
Hamburger or sushi?
Yes, everyone likes it!
Everyone!
Not only you!
Everyone likes it!
Um...
Even if you don't like it, please eat it!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for being cold!
Oni-chan is this kind of person!
I'm sorry!
No!
I don't feel love for that!
But you're doing it anyway!
That's right!
If you don't write it...
If you don't write it, I won't write it!
I'll dare to!
I'll tell you!
I see!
Next!
Should we go with Yamata-chan?
Yes!
Yamata-chan!
Now, this is it!
It's here!
Yes!
Yamata-chan, look at this!
She's written YouTube...
And, well, she's written a lot of things...
But I want you to look at this!
Please tell me your strengths and weaknesses!
Here!
Strengths are!
She writes it so that she can make friends with you...
Above that...
Um...
"I can't see it"!
She writes it like that!
First of all, is this funny?!
"I can't see it"!
She writes it like that!
Strings from the side...
She writes it like that!
"Are you looking down on adults...
With this survey?"
This is amazing!
"I can't see it"!
Yes!
It's obvious!
It's not good!
"I can't see it"!
Let's go to the back.
I don't like it anymore.
Who is your favorite celebrity?
Kawaii Rina-san, Maeda Atsuko-san, Miki-san is...
You, Miki-san is...
It says "funny comedian" here.
Can you say "idolized"?
Why?
It says "funny comedian" here.
Why did you say "idolized"?
It says "Miki-san" here.
Don't you like "idolized", Miki-san?
I thought you would say it.
I won't say it! Don't say it!
My brother is like that.
My brother wants me to say "idolized" every day.
So please say "idolized" more often.
And the funniest one.
It says "idolized" here.
There are a lot of "idolized"s.
That's right.
And...
In the second half of the show, it will be "idolized".
You are mischievous!
You are very mischievous!
Did you write it in the middle of the night?
You are good at impersonations, right?
Please do one impersonation.
What impersonation are you good at?
Please write it down.
Do you know "Dragon Ball"?
I know it!
It's Goku's impersonation of "Dragon Ball".
Goku!
Yes, it's a famous line.
A famous line of Goku.
Yes, I'll say it.
Can you turn around?
Turn around?
You can't show me your face.
I'll say it.
Please don't look at me.
It's about Kuririn!
No, it's about Yamada-chan.
No way!
Yamada-chan said it's about Kuririn.
My friend...
My friend has a nickname called "Kuririn".
Really?
But it's okay.
It's a challenge.
Everyone, please write down your answers.
We want you to write down your answers.
That's right.
Did you write down your answers and get embarrassed?
Yes.
Let's write it down a little more.
Please look at Luka-chan.
That's right.
Luka-chan is trying to be liked by Sumi-san.
Her aggressiveness makes me embarrassed.
That's good.
It's very good.
That's all for "Secret Rehearsal".
Now, please enjoy the members' secret talk.
Next up is Hama-chan and Onishi-chan.
Go ahead!
Even if you're fooled, you'll still be fooled on this show.
That's right.
Let's start the secret talk.
Now, let's start the secret talk for one minute!
Yes.
Recently, I've been having trouble with insects coming up to me.
Once, I was about to eat a beetle here.
So, I want insecticide.
Yes.
I'm looking for insecticide.
What are you talking about?
Next up is Onishi-chan.
Go ahead!
Yes, I'm Onishi.
I'm Onishi.
Kansai members are mostly black people.
That's me!
Yamada Nanami, Ota Nao and me are called "Kansai black people".
Recently, I was black number three.
But, recently, I've been told that I'm blacker than you guys.
So, I'm black number one now.
Congratulations!
This year, I'll eat a lot of sunscreen.
Go ahead!
That's good.
Black!
It's burnt.
At first, Ota-chan was told that she's black.
Yes.
I think Ota-chan is black number one among us.
That's right.
From my point of view, she's like my little sister.
Coffee, cafe au lait.
Cafe au lait.
Let's move on.
Next segment is "Secretly Synchronizing".
In this segment, we will secretly synchronize the remaining time until the last song.
Today's segment is "Secretly Synchronizing".
Secretly Synchronizing.
Is teamwork important?
That's right.
Let's synchronize.
Ase-kun will give us a topic.
Everyone, please pose as if you are doing this.
If you do that, you can say you are doing teamwork.
Let's do it in order.
I will say the topic.
Shall we say the topic?
Secretly Synchronizing.
Start!
Right away.
Take a pose right away.
A pose that you would do when you are taking a picture with your fans.
Let's go.
Start!
Please stop.
A pose that you would do with Luka.
Oh, oh, oh yeah.
Hama-chan, Onishi-chan, Yamada-chan, Serika-chan are the same.
Luka-chan, what pose is that?
What is that?
Luka-chan, this is it.
This is it.
No, it's not.
No.
No, it's not.
Let's continue.
A sexy pose that Yamada-chan would do in a gravure.
Let's go.
Start!
No, it's not.
It's close, but...
She is doing it wrong.
She is doing it too much.
What is that finger?
Hama-chan, what are you doing?
Chest.
Everyone raises their hands.
That's right.
Ota-chan, what about you?
Chest.
No!
Let's continue.
A sexy pose that Nao-chan would do in a gravure.
Nao-chan's game pose.
Let's go.
Start!
Wait a minute.
Why?
Four of you are close.
It's fine.
Four of you are close.
It's fine.
You are doing it right.
Why are you doing it wrong?
What are you doing?
It's sexy.
This?
What about you, Hama-chan?
This is like...
Putting my hand on my mouth.
Putting your hand on your mouth.
That's right!
That's it!
Do it!
Putting it on the top of your head like this.
Don't draw it far away!
Let's go to the last one!
The last one!
A pose for Hama-chan that you would do for your fans at a concert!
A pose for Hama-chan that you would do for your fans!
Let's go!
Start!
No! Make it simple!
Luka-chan, do it again.
What are you doing?
I'm doing it for the song.
Hama-chan, what about you?
What do you think about it?
Why do you do that on TV?
I've done it once or twice.
But it's like this.
When everyone does it, it's like this.
Like this.
Because you're an idol.
It's too late for that.
That's it for today's "Secretly Planning" segment!
It's almost time for the ending.
Let's go with this for the last segment.
Today's "Secretly Center"!
Who worked the hardest for "Center" in today's ending song?
Asei-kun, please announce it.
Today's "Secretly Center" is...
Who is it?
Serika!
Congratulations!
Serika!
Serika's reason is...
This is overwhelming number of mistakes.
She was amazing.
She kept making mistakes even though she knew she didn't know the rules.
She was a little reckless.
We can see your growth.
Everyone, please stand by.
Today's center is Serika.
Thank you for making me wear this.
Does this look like a fan?
This is like an electrician.
Yamada Electrician.
Is this okay?
Is it okay?
Everyone, please stand in formation.
Don't give up.
Let's go.
Serika will be the center.
Please listen to the ending song and say goodbye.
Let's go!
The sun that is always merciless
shines on us with its brightness
The temperature rises rapidly
What doesn't calm down are the two of us in the middle of summer
If only we could
warm up our hearts
with passion
Could it be, could it be?
Franket, I'll go first
and tell you how I feel right now
Franket, before you say anything
let's start with our hearts beating
No matter who you are or how you talk to me
it's safe for you to love me
Franket, so faster than anyone
All of your heart is mine
Because I love you, Franket, connect it
Awesome!
Wonderful!
Sherika-chan, what did you think of the center?
It was awesome!
It's rare for the center to be like that
It's amazing
Franket
It's amazing
Franket, not only for us but for everyone
You were moved, weren't you?
Everyone is an idol
Sherika-chan, what are you doing?
Everyone is an idol
You don't need to do that
Do it properly
What do you want me to do?
I want you to ride it
Ride it?
It's embarrassing
I want you to do it like an idol
I like it
A.Q.B.48 team 8's complete action
Let's meet again!
Bye bye!
Let's go!