AISubs v3.5
We, Team 8 Kansai's 6 members...
In Team 8...
No, no, in AKB48...
No, no, in all idols...
We will shine brightly and aim for No. 1!
Here, in this place, we declare...
Kansai Action, start!
Start!
Yay!
Today's Kansai members will do their best with 6 members...
So we ask you for your cooperation until the end!
It looks like the camera is off!
Let's do what we learned in today's rehearsal!
Let's do it!
Ah!
It's on!
Yes!
Now, let me introduce our guests for today!
Our guests for May are...
These people who received a baton from Miki-san!
We have a lot of C.A.R.T.S. here with us!
Yay!
Who is C.A.R.T.S.?!
What is that?!
I'm sweating like crazy!
What is this?!
Remember that!
Please don't do that!
Please continue to support us!
Please support us!
Let me introduce this show again!
Let's go!
In this show, C.A.R.T.S. will secretly aim for No. 1 in various fields
so that Team A and the six members of Kansai won't become members of other areas.
The members who worked the hardest today
will get a secret center as a reward at the end of the show!
Please do your best!
I'm happy!
And look at this location!
It's a little different from usual, isn't it?
Do you know where we are?
Hama-chan, do you know where we are?
Yes! It's my sacred place!
My sacred place?!
Hama-chan's sacred place?!
Is it in Shiga Prefecture?
No, it's in Osaka!
Where in Osaka is this?
Number Grand Kagetsu!
It's Number Grand Kagetsu's rehearsal room!
And Hama-chan's sacred place!
It's my sacred place!
I love comedians!
I always come here when I come to Osaka.
Oh, you come here to see them!
I love them!
You've entered their heart!
That's right! It's my sacred place!
It's your sacred place!
Wow!
Many comedians have secretly rehearsed here!
It's a sacred place!
There's Downtown-san and Sanma-san!
Wow!
There's no place you haven't stepped on!
Wow!
That's right!
It's my sacred place!
If you step on it, you can't do anything!
So let's go to this sacred place!
It's a perfect place for those who want to be No. 1!
That's right!
So for now, the audience will go to this place!
Wow!
It's Number Grand Kagetsu's rehearsal room!
That's right!
Let's do our best, everyone!
Let's not lose to the agents!
And the craftsmanship is no joke!
Look at this!
If you don't pull it too much, it'll fall!
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
And this curtain!
This curtain is from the first recording of "AKB Cafe and Shop No. 1"!
Wow!
It's red!
It's a secret!
So, for the one who was chosen as the center last time,
we'll have Serika-chan do a gag that's familiar to all of you!
Wow!
I want to see it!
We'll have her do it!
Since we're doing this on "NJK"
Serika-chan, please do it!
Serika-chan, can you do it?
Serika-chan, do you usually watch "Shinkigeki"?
I don't!
You don't!?
Be honest!
Don't look me in the eye like that!
I don't look you in the eye!
Let's use the information we haven't seen yet!
Serika-chan, please do a gag for us!
Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Boo Boo Boo! I am human!
I see! Ai-chan! What's up, Hama-chan?
It's a little different.
What is it, Hama-chan?
Boo Boo! Boo Boo Boo! Boo Boo! I am human!
I see! I am human! This is perfect!
I am human!
Hama-chan, did you give a lecture?
I gave a lecture about sense of rhythm.
I wanted you to give a detailed lecture until the end.
I am human! Remember this!
Ai-chan's gag is interesting!
Now, please enjoy the members' secret talk!
First, Serika-chan and Luka-chan, please!
It's rare for NGK to have a rehearsal like this.
We always had a rehearsal here at Shinkigeki.
Now, let's start the members' secret talk!
First, Serika-chan!
Hello, everyone! I am Serika of Nagano!
I am Serika of Nagano!
What I collect secretly is…
I am interested in beauty, so I always collect beauty tools!
Recently, I bought a beauty tool that cools you down when you plug it in.
Next, I want Steam!
I will do my best to be beautiful!
Yeah! I will be an idol!
You have beautiful hands, though!
Keep up the good work!
It's a little expensive, so I will work harder and earn more money!
Keep up the good work!
Next, Luka!
Hi, I'm Yamamoto Luka.
What I'm collecting is...
Since my name is Luka,
I'm collecting a lot of Luka's key chains.
Like this one,
or this shiny one.
This one is really dirty,
and I've been using it for about three years.
It's really worn out.
If you find a cute key chain with Luka's name on it,
please let me know!
I'll go buy it!
Thank you!
Luka, since you're taking care of Luka,
why don't you choose for her?
Her skin is really dark.
But you still have to take care of her hair.
Let's move on!
This is the rehearsal!
In the future, when the members of GIRL'S EYE
are invited to various shows,
we will make sure to cover them up.
It's a corner where you can practice secretly.
Let's announce the theme for this time.
The theme for this time is...
Secretly! Rubber patching rehearsal!
Rubber patching!
I see, it's a classic item of a variety punishment game.
Has anyone done it before?
Yes.
Where is it?
I did it once during a show, but I was too scared.
I was too scared.
I talked about it at the time.
You talked about it and you got scared again.
That's right. I didn't think about it.
You didn't think about it.
Let's rehearse here again and do it like we did the next time.
To be frank, this rubber patch doesn't hurt that much.
Especially for idols, rubber patches for idols don't hurt at all.
It doesn't hurt at all.
If you get hurt or something like that, we will be fired from the company.
We will be fired from Yoshimoto.
By the way, the oden that Nao-chan ate the other day...
Yes, we have oden.
It wasn't hot at all.
If you say it like that, it's like I'm Monastiero.
Are you a professional?
Well, it was a little hot.
Is it easy to eat?
It's not hot even if you put it in your mouth.
Again, it's a rubber patch that doesn't hurt that much, but we will rehearse here to see how we can get a good reaction and how we can make people laugh.
All right.
Let's start with the basic version of the rubber patch.
Asei, please give us the basic version.
The basic version of the rubber patch.
First of all, this one.
Reaction!
Since it's important for rubber patch, exaggerated reaction is not enough.
It's important how the camera sees you and how you react.
When you put rubber on it, you have to do like this.
Like this?
Like this.
Like this?
Look at me and try!
Like this?
Oh, you're serious!
No way!
You're serious!
That's how it is.
I see, this is the basic version.
Reaction is important.
So, firstly, let's have Onishi-chan and Hama-chan do the basic version.
Rubber patch is pretty difficult.
Then...
Ah, Aseki, do you have it?
I do.
Ah, then we'll do it.
Then, firstly...
How do we do it?
Shall we do it with Onishi-chan first?
Yes!
With Onishi-chan first.
Whoa, scary!
You can do it, you can do it.
I'm really going to pull it.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
There is a reaction for the first step.
What does it mean?
Checking the nose.
There is another one?
Yes.
Checking the nose.
I'm going to show it to the audience.
What does it mean, checking the nose?
It's like when you hit it like this.
It's like this.
I see.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, it happens a lot.
If you check whether it's coming out or not, it's even more interesting.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, let's go.
Did you understand it?
Yes.
Based on what you've done so far.
Yes.
Just feel it.
I'm scared.
Huh? Huh?
Okay, how is it?
Well, okay! Okay!
It's like you're checking your lip cream.
It's like, "Huh? Huh?"
It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and I was surprised.
That's right!
Actually, it doesn't hurt like this. It just looks flashy.
That's because it's hard to do!
That's right! That's right!
It's only a little bit, though.
That's right!
How was it, Onishi-chan? Trying it out.
That's right. For now, I thought it would hurt more.
So, when it came in, I was like, "Huh?"
It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and I'm sorry for the comedian who will be doing this patch.
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
Okay, let's go to Hama-chan.
Hama-chan. Hama-chan.
So, what you need to say to Hama-chan is...
Do you have a message?
I do.
My nose came off! I'm looking for it!
What does that mean?
It's a bit scary.
It's like you're looking for something in a hurry.
You're looking for it?
And you're like, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" and she says, "My nose came off!"
Shout it out loud.
I haven't seen many people do this.
My nose came off! My nose came off!
"It's there! It's there!" Everyone's like, "It's there! It's there!"
It's there! It's there!
I can't do it!
Don't go all out.
My legs are shaking.
Did you get it?
I got it. Here I go.
Nice!
Hama-chan!
Stay still!
Okay, let's go. Hama-chan's patch...
Please!
Here I go!
Are you okay, Hama-chan?!
It's not bad!
Wait a minute! That's too much!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go!
What kind of dance is that?
My hand hurts!
Your hand hurts?
Why does your hand hurt?
It's your responsibility!
It's bad to make a loud noise!
I see! When you fall on the floor, you make a loud noise!
How was it, Aze?
It was good!
You made it quick!
As soon as you touched it, you said "don't let go!" and it was quick!
It was quick!
You didn't need to say "what?"
But I think I was able to get my mouth out!
You were able to get your mouth out!
It's okay! It's a compaction, so you can't get a part of your face out!
It's definitely okay!
True!
I see! You two were great!
We were great!
Now, let's move on!
The basic part is finished!
The basic part!
Let's move on to the second part!
The advanced part!
Aze, please!
"Speak first"!
What does it mean? "Speak first"?
If you get a rubber patch, you'll get bored of the reaction.
So, before you get a rubber patch, say "scary" and "speak first" and get a rubber patch.
Then you'll get a response.
Do you get it?
Nao-chan...no, Yamada-chan did it.
Oh, right!
She's talking about it.
She's trying to make it fun.
Studying! Studying!
Let's have Serika-chan and Luka-chan do it.
Say "speak first".
I'm sorry about the rubber patch on the floor.
I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
She's wiping it clean.
She's wiping it really clean.
Let's have Serika-chan add a rubber patch and Luka-chan add a rubber patch.
Sounds good!
Luka will add a rubber patch.
Luka-chan will add a rubber patch.
Serika-chan will add a rubber patch.
Luka will pull it.
And say "baa".
Luka-chan will pull it.
Scary.
Say "scary" and Serika-chan will speak.
I see.
Serika-chan will add a rubber patch and Luka-chan will say "beauty" and Serika-chan will speak.
Serika will speak?
Yes.
So Luka should do the reaction?
Yes.
When the choreography is extended, say "scary" and say "scary"!
Do you understand, Serika-chan?
Scary!
Do you understand?
Let's do it.
Your challenge.
Please!
Pull it.
Scary?
Why did you fall?!
What were you looking for?!
What did you think you got?!
Did you think you got your own nose?!
Because you're too loud!
Because there was a time when no one was talking.
It's a broadcast accident!
The time of your nose...
When you're talking, make sure there's nothing around you.
But make sure you do it after you fall!
Before you fall!
Make sure you do it before you fall!
Even if you make sure you fell, it doesn't make sense.
It's like you're looking for something!
It's like you're like...
It might not be your character!
It's like you're like...
It's too simple!
Let's do it the other way around!
Next is Ruka-chan's turn!
Everyone's biting me!
It's okay! Let's be friends!
Let's be friends!
Pull me! Pull me to the limit!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of you, Ruka-chan!
Let's do it!
Telka, Telka, don't say "impossible" in a low voice.
We don't know what to do either.
It would have been better if you were more aggressive.
It was like a catch ball.
It doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
That's right.
If you say it like that, you won't be able to hold it.
That's right.
So be brave and do it.
How was it, Asei?
"Impossible" is definitely a good word.
"Impossible" is...
But it's good, you two.
It's good, it's good.
Somehow...
Anyway, you cleared it.
Somehow you cleared it.
I'm glad.
I'm glad, Telka and Neru.
Thank you.
I'll take it like a favor.
Next up is "impossible".
"Impossible" it is.
Let's go with "impossible", Asei.
Double rubber punch.
This is a pattern where you put rubber in your mouth on both sides.
What does that mean?
The combination of the two of you is an important and difficult technique.
I see.
Now, Oota and Yamada.
Yes.
Would you like to go with me?
Yes.
I've been trying to add that rubber punch.
I'm not clean.
No, it's okay because you're a member.
You're all friends.
It's the worst.
But if you add this stroke, it's even worse.
But that person has it.
That's right.
Why do you call that person?
Don't touch the rubber you're trying to add.
Don't touch it.
I didn't touch it. I'm sorry.
Don't touch it.
I don't like it.
Don't touch it.
I'm not touching the tip of it.
It's called "elcro".
You can't do that.
I brought you a new one.
Double.
I'll give you a consultation time.
Consultation time?
Yes, both of you.
Please use the basic and advanced versions and show me how you combine them.
I see.
Do you understand?
There is a one-minute consultation time.
Yes, I understand.
Then, one-minute consultation time, start!
It's hard to judge based on what you've seen so far.
It's hard for an idol to give a consultation.
Okay!
That's fast!
That's amazing!
That's good.
Let's do it.
Ota-chan and Yamata-chan will do a double consultation.
Please!
Wow!
I'm sad!
What do you mean?
Hey! Hey!
Don't act like an idol all of a sudden!
That's not it! Hey! What are you doing?
That's not it, right?!
You're reacting and saying "it hurts!" and then you're laughing!
Why are you making it cute in the end? Hey!
I couldn't find anything but this.
There's always something like this!
Then I want to see it!
It's true!
Huh?
I want to see their self-portraits!
Yeah!
Usually we do this but not today!
We won't do it today!
You thought we'd do it?
We won't do it!
I'm so sad!
Was it hard?
It was hard!
But it's okay! You did well for being an idol!
How was it?
It was really cute!
It was cute?
It was cute and that's it!
But it's okay for being an idol!
Yeah! It's okay for being an idol!
Do you want to do it with other members too?
Based on Iwano, we can do it like this!
How about it? Who's confident?
Who wants to do it?
This is hard!
Let's end it!
Everyone is shaking their heads like this!
Hana-chan, do you want to do it?
Hana-chan and Luka-chan, do you want to do it?
Let me think about it!
It's okay!
What will you do?
You two are cute because you're idols!
You have to be cute!
It's hard even for comedians!
It's like this!
Until now, everything has been explained thoroughly!
Do this! Do this!
It's getting harder!
It's getting harder, right?
It's getting harder!
There are many things!
But there are still things that no one has done!
Which one is bokeh and which one is Tsukkomi, right?
So, the person who will receive it will do bokeh!
What will happen?
A careful rehearsal will take place!
You don't have such a serious face, Hana-chan!
It's okay!
I'm excited!
Are you okay?
I'm looking forward to it!
I'll do it!
Then, Hana-chan and Luka-chan!
Bokeh!
Please do it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey, hey, hey! Are you watching TV?!
Ah, I'm scared!
What was that?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's still going!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait, what are you doing?!
No, no, no!
What's going on?!
No, it's not like that!
It's a song of a teammate!
What song is it?
It's called "Amanojaku Basta".
What kind of lyrics are in the song?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts too much!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I see!
If there's a lyric that says "ouch",
you have to sing it properly!
You have to sing "it hurts too much" or "what are you singing about?!"
Even if I say it, it's like...
You can't speak, right?
You're getting all chubby.
I can't speak...
You're having more fun than everyone else!
Because you're getting all chubby, okay.
Then, with that in mind,
we're going to do this!
Yay!
I'm looking forward to it!
Because Serika-chan is a great idol,
we're going to do this!
The two of you!
Serika-chan, don't say you can't do it!
If you say you can't do it, I'll get excited!
There's a lot of possibilities.
The two of you.
It's difficult!
It's difficult for us too!
It's difficult!
What are you going to do?
A headbutt.
A headbutt!
You're going to pull it, right?
It's going to come out!
You can't do it!
If you guys pull it, it's over!
At least laugh about it!
It's weird! You're going to get hurt with a headbutt!
Let's go!
You've gone, right?
Okay, Onishi-chan and Serika-chan!
Headbutt!
Please!
Waoh!
What were you thinking? What kind of meeting time was that?
What were you thinking?
At least say "waoh" together.
The timing was also...
But you did it in a cute way.
Lastly, let's say goodbye with "gompachin" at the same time.
Please stand by.
All of you.
Please stand by. I'll pull you up.
I'll pull you up.
One at a time.
Please stand by.
All of you.
This is...
All of you.
Really?
Are you okay?
Please stand by.
Move forward!
Forward!
Move forward!
Are you okay?
Please react!
Please!
No!
Say "one, two"!
I'll say "one, two"!
One at a time!
I'll say "one, two"!
One at a time!
I'll say "one, two"!
I'll go!
Stretch! Stretch! Stretch all the way!
I'll go!
Stretch all the way!
One, two!
What are you doing?
That's not it!
You have to do it this way!
That's all for today!
Next up is Yamata-chan and Ota-chan!
You were using a lot of good words, but I can see that you're not listening to the story.
Did you think I wouldn't come?
Let's start!
Yes, what I've been collecting lately is dreams and laughter.
This is a really serious story.
I didn't have any dreams in the future, but recently I've been trying various things and I've found my dream.
I'm in the middle of collecting them right now.
I want to show more of my laughter as a Kansai person.
I'm learning and collecting funny videos!
What's a funny video?
For example...
Who are you talking to?
I'm Kyoto representative Otano!
It's hard to say after Nanami-chan, but I love Crayon Shin-chan and I love collecting Crayon Shin-chan goods!
Movie DVDs, stuffed animals, cups, socks, everything is now full of Crayon Shin-chan!
If you find any Crayon Shin-chan goods, please let me know!
Crayon Shin-chan!
There are many kinds of Crayon Shin-chan!
You like Crayon Shin-chan, don't you?
Not Disney or anything like that, but Crayon Shin- chan!
There are a lot of things you like!
Let's move on!
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
Kostori Bay Grand Prix!
We're number one!
As representatives of each prefecture, please aim for number one in Kansai area and do your best!
Today's theme is...
Ase-kun, please announce it!
Today's theme is...
"Number one brain-reaction-free prefecture Grand Prix"!
Brain-reaction!
We're going to shake your hearts!
So please stay calm and keep your brain-reaction!
The winner of this competition will be recognized as number one brain-reaction-free prefecture in Kansai area!
That's why!
It's a brain-reaction already!
It's already...
Is it brain-reaction already?
Is it?
Hama-chan?
You're already laughing!
Please maintain your brain-reaction!
It looks like you're already confident!
Let's get started!
First round is...
Raise and lower talk battle!
Now, raise and lower talk battle!
The members will be one against one, praise and kill each other, raise and lower, and raise and lower.
Raise and lower. No matter what you say, don't react.
Ase-kun will be the judge.
The three winners will play the final round.
Let's decide the first round combination.
Ase-kun, first of all, first round combination.
First round! First round!
The first one is...
This person!
Ta-dah!
Hama-chan!
Hama-chan against...
This one!
Luka-chan!
Hama-chan against Luka-chan.
Both of you, come forward.
I feel like I'm going to lose.
It's nothing like that.
Ah, it's a competition.
Yes.
Now, raise and lower talk.
First of all, Hama-chan will talk about Luka-chan, who is her opponent.
Ase-kun, if you put out a praise and kill card, it's this one.
Both of you, please do it.
If you put out "praise" card, it's "praise" hand.
If you put out "disl" card, it's "disl" hand.
Please.
Hama-chan will talk first.
Raise and lower talk.
Start!
Yes!
It's nothing like that.
My eyelashes are all up and down.
My ears are popping out.
No reaction, okay?
Luka-chan, you're really...
Ah, you're smiling, aren't you?
Ah, your nose is popping out.
Yes!
I'll praise you!
That style is really cute!
Your bangs are also up and down, aren't they?
Right, Luka-luka?
Your ears are also popping out.
Your mouth is also popping out.
Popping out is cute!
It's really cute!
No!
Yes! "disl"!
Okay!
That was dangerous.
You said "praise" and "disl" at the same time.
My ears are both up and down.
You said it at the same time.
Next, Luka-chan.
No reaction.
Luka-chan did a little reaction.
Red.
Do a reaction that can exceed this.
Let's go.
Luka-chan's up and down talk.
Start!
What's with your bangs?
Your eyebrows are thick like a fan.
Your eyebrows are thick and short and you have a weird face.
Praise me!
It's cute!
Cute!
It's cute, right?
Your face is small and your hair is fluffy.
It's small and cute.
Praise me!
It's disgusting.
Your thin legs are disgusting.
It's disgusting.
Praise me!
Your face is thin and cute.
Which one is it?
Let's go.
Your eyelashes are also up and down.
Your eyelashes are up and down.
Praise me!
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting!
What is it?
It's disgusting!
Lastly, your fingers are up and down.
There were a lot of complaints.
It's disgusting.
How was it, Luka-chan?
Try it.
It's really hard to diss someone.
It's hard.
Because you two are usually close.
But you said it straight out, "it's disgusting."
It hurt me a little.
It hurt you?
But you managed to say it.
You managed to say it.
How was it, Sano-chan?
Say it.
Well...
My eyes are open, so I don't have anything to diss.
You don't have anything to diss.
But you still said it.
I did my best.
How was your reaction?
I think it was really hard.
It was hard.
How about you, Luka-chan?
Did you have a good brain reaction?
No.
It was surprisingly hard.
Was it hard to say it with a straight face?
Yes, it was.
Then, judge Aseg.
Which one had a better brain reaction?
Please give us your verdict.
The winner is...
Hama-chan!
The winner is Hama-chan!
What was your verdict?
My brain reaction was...
Luka-chan laughed a little.
I see.
And she said "it's disgusting" in a simple way.
She said it in a bad way.
She said it, but...
But still, her brain reaction was...
You were able to endure it. I see.
And with that, Hama-chan has advanced to the finals!
That's wonderful!
Yay!
Asahi-kun, please announce the next member.
Here we go.
This person!
Yamada-chan!
Yamada-chan versus...
This person!
Delica-chan!
Oh no!
Yamada-chan versus Delica-chan.
If it was Nao-chan, I would have been dissed a lot.
Hey, stop dissing each other!
You haven't even played yet.
Yamada-chan and Delica-chan.
This is a brain reaction, right?
It's a brain reaction.
Let's start with Yamada-chan.
Oh, you're dissing me?
I see. I see.
Yamada-chan, who has advanced to the finals...
Start!
What? I don't know. Are you sick? You look sick. Are you really okay?
I don't know if you're using a beauty machine or something like that, but you're not cute at all.
Compliment me!
Compliment me! You're so cute. I really wanted to be like you, Serika-chan.
I really wanted to be like you, Serika-chan.
I really wanted to be like you. I love you. Personally.
Start!
Oh my god! Your hair is "chiripon".
Chiripon! Chiripon! Your hair is "chiripon"!
Compliment me!
Your hair is "chiripon".
You're really stupid. I really wanted to be like you.
Oh, that! Wonderful! A mysterious word "chiripon" came up.
Your hair is "chiripon".
I've never heard of it.
I'd like to hear about the history of "chiripon".
Next up is Serika-chan from high school.
Serika-chan, raise your head. Start!
Yes!
What's wrong with my face?
Your face is gross.
I'm in trouble today.
Yes! Compliment me!
You're really cute.
You're in good condition.
I'm in trouble today.
Your eyelashes are beautiful.
Yes! Yes!
Your hair is "chiripon".
What's wrong with my hand?
My ears are small. My ears are very...
Why did you wear a hood at the end?
What's this? What's this?
You looked like you were kneading clay.
I was kneaded a lot.
It was difficult.
It was a good situation, but it was intense.
Celica, how was the reaction?
My reaction came out right away.
My face was funny.
Your face was funny.
Are you dissing me?
Yamada-chan, what does "chiripon" mean?
It's "chiripon".
Your hair is "chiripon"?
It's "chiripon".
I don't know either.
Your face was touched a lot, but could you bear the reaction?
I could bear it.
I'm confident.
Then, judges, which one had less reactions?
Please judge!
The winner is...
Yamada-chan!
What was your decision?
chiripon
It's "no reaction", so make up your mind!
It's "no reaction", but it's "chiripon".
But you reacted anyway.
That's right.
No matter how much I was touched, I didn't react.
You didn't.
That's wonderful.
So, Yamada-chan is the winner of the second match!
Congratulations!
Then, shall we announce the next members?
The remaining members are...
Onishi-chan and Ota-chan!
Nara vs Kyoto.
Sounds good.
Shall we start with Onishi-chan?
Let's start with Onishi-chan.
Raise and lower talk, start!
The color is black.
This is bad.
What's wrong?
Congratulations!
She's so cute.
I love cat eyes, so I like Nao's face.
She's so cute when she's eating carrots.
I see.
She's so cute when she's eating carrots.
Her cheeks and skin color are the same.
Same color as her.
She endured it well.
Her skin color is the same.
She endured it well.
Her cheeks and skin color are the same.
Let's go.
Start!
You're so shiny.
What's with your lips?
You're not wearing any color.
We're wearing the same color.
You're so cute when you're turning around.
Look at your eyelashes.
You're so cute.
The color of your underwear is so shiny.
You're so cute when you're turning around.
You're so cute.
And...
You're not cute at all.
You're wearing bangs well.
You're cute.
This show is no good.
Our teamwork is not good.
Everyone's black hair is showing.
This is the worst.
How was it?
How was your reaction?
I was being played with black hair.
I just smiled.
Same as your cheeks.
Your cheeks have no meaning at all.
How did you endure it?
The color of my underwear...
It's flashy and expensive.
The color of an idol's underwear is expensive.
You have to say the color.
Your underwear is flashy.
Please stand on both sides.
The winner is...
Which one was the better reaction?
Please give us your judgment.
The winner is...
Ota-chan!
The winner is Ota-chan!
Good game!
Ota-chan reacted a little.
She reacted to our underwear.
She said that killer phrase.
For some reason...
The black eyes...
The finals...
This is bad.
These two are scary.
Please stand in front of me.
These two are scary.
Now is the final round.
Here is the topic of the final round.
The topic of the final round is...
No reaction with embarrassing photos.
Wait, wait, wait.
No reaction.
Wait, wait, wait.
No reaction.
Scary.
From now on,
we don't want to show our photos to anyone.
What should we do?
We will show you your old photos.
The member with the least reaction will win.
How confident are you?
This is a bad photo.
No reaction.
Let's start with Hama.
No reaction.
Let's start with Hama.
Ready, no reaction, start!
Cute
This is a recent photo
When was this?
Recently?
Recently
It's no reaction so don't talk!
Can I talk?
Recently?
This is recent
Cute
This is Suzy's photo
Cute
Two red T-shirts
This is your best friend's
Yes
Cute
Next photo is this
Oh no, this is bad
This is...
Is this a UFO?
No?
What is this?
I don't remember
Are you brainwashed?
Last photo
This
Cute
This is...
This is a little...
Can I show my bangs?
Yes, you can
I have bangs now
I had bangs for a long time
You had bangs for a long time
Are you angry?
No reaction
End!
Wow
Wow, no reaction
This is embarrassing!
When was this?
I don't know
This is when you joined
This is the photo I sent for the audition
Three years ago
Isn't this a house?
This is not a house
You took it somewhere else and joined the audition
Wow
You had a good reaction
Thank you very much
Let's move on to Ota-chan
This is fun
This is scary
Ota-chan, let's move on to the second one
Yes
No reaction
Start!
Cute!
Wait! Don't laugh!
She's cute!
Cute!
Nao-chan's cute smile is visible.
Cute!
Are you an idol from Southeast Asia?
No reaction!
Who is this?
I'm Ohta Nao.
Ohta Nao.
I thought you were an idol from Southeast Asia.
I'm from Jakarta.
I'm from Japan.
You're from Japan?
Start!
It's good, isn't it?
It's a short cut.
I think it would look good in a Charisma Act commercial.
It would look good.
A gentle one.
Like Calpis.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's a good picture.
It's cute.
Next is...
This one!
This is Ohta-chan's mother's picture.
It's Ohta.
It's Ohta-chan.
Is it Ohta-chan?
It's probably in her mouth.
Maybe she's too nervous.
I see.
She's making bread early in the morning.
That's good.
Next.
Wow!
It's not her mother.
It's like an apron.
It's not an apron at all.
It's connected.
Is it recent?
It's about 3 years ago.
I see.
It's a chance for her to join AKB.
Time's up!
No reaction!
Time's up!
No reaction!
Next.
No reaction!
Don't you want to win?
No reaction!
Start!
Cute.
Recently?
Recently.
Cute.
About a year later.
Cute.
This is cute.
And this.
Cute.
Really cute.
You are an idol.
I tried to be an idol.
Becoming an idol.
And next.
No reaction!
Don't react!
It's okay. Don't react.
Don't react.
It's really bad. The fans are decreasing.
This is a fishery high school, right?
A fishery high school?
An industrial high school, right?
Is this a men's high school?
No, it's a regular school.
This is a men's high school, right?
This is an audition, right?
You didn't want to do it, did you?
I did want to do it, but I wanted to leave an impression.
I see. You went as a judge.
You went as a judge, but you didn't fall.
I thought I was going to fall.
Because of my face.
Because of your face.
Those of you who are watching TV right now.
When you saw Ota-chan and Yamada-chan, you must have been encouraged.
Everyone, you will become idols.
Everyone, do your best.
Don't react.
Are you okay?
It's like this.
I don't want to stand in a row.
It's wrong!
Please give it back.
It's like this.
Who didn't react the most?
Asei, please announce it.
I will announce it!
The winner is Hama-chan!
Hama-chan!
The winner is Hama-chan!
How do you feel now?
I wasn't that embarrassed.
Oh, I see.
You weren't embarrassed.
It's because you did it recently.
It's because you did it in the past.
People change.
They change.
People used to do this in the past.
What?
It's cute!
People used to say "is this allowed?" in the past.
It's cute.
It's not cute at all.
It's not cute.
What?
There is a picture of you when you were cute.
Seriously!
It's not good.
It's not good at all.
Look at this.
It's not cute.
You look like Sadako's daughter.
How is it?
It's better than this.
This is like an audition for a horror movie.
Yamada-chan is doing it herself now.
It's better than this.
That's good.
Everyone is reacting.
That's all for KOTORI ONE GRAND PRIX!
Everyone, please enjoy KOTORI TOP.
Hana-chan and Onishi-chan, please.
There aren't many pictures of you in the past.
It's a good picture.
KOTORI TOP START!
Hana-chan!
What I collect is...
I collect Riki-san's hair.
I put it in a bag after recording.
Wait, you're saying scary things.
Why?
It's fiction.
Of course.
I'm not that bald, so I think it's okay.
I think it's about time for me to lose my hair.
No, it's not.
I'm thinking of collecting it in real life.
I see.
I'm thinking of collecting Riki-san's hair.
Yay!
You haven't collected anything yet.
Let's continue.
Onishi, please.
I've been collecting things since I was little.
They're stuffed animals.
There are a lot of stuffed animals in my house.
I often get stuffed animals as a birthday present from my members.
I got stuffed animals from Kansai members, too.
I'm taking good care of it.
Yay!
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
I like stuffed animals.
Make sure it doesn't look like Luka-chan's nails.
Make it pretty.
Make it pretty, okay?
Okay, we're going to end the show in a flash.
It's too fast.
The show will end this week, too.
The last segment is "Today's Secret Center"!
Yay!
This is the main segment.
Who worked the hardest to be the center of today's ending song?
Asei, please announce it.
Today's secret center is...
Who is it?
Yamada-chan!
It's complicated. After that picture, it's really weird now.
Why didn't you decide it?
After all, that picture was this in the past.
Courage!
I see.
And Chiripon!
Chiripon!
Those two have decided it.
I'm glad. Thank you.
Yamada-chan secretly went to the center this week.
Yes.
Then let's sing.
Yes, that's right.
Everyone, please stand by.
Yes, please get ready.
Yes.
Kanaka.
It was amazing.
It was a good fight, wasn't it?
It was a good fight.
Thank you.
Thank you for letting us wear this.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for wearing it with me.
It's nice, isn't it?
How is it?
Can you see this?
It's like bread.
Is it okay? Are there people like this?
The president of a small company.
The president is like that.
It's like when you finish drinking.
It's good.
It's amazing.
I can only see it in my hands.
Now that you've made your standbys, Yamada-chan will be in charge of the center.
While listening to today's ending song, we will say goodbye.
Here we go!
Don't try to be cool, just shout it out
If you don't get on the rhythm, it won't start
Throw away this worst of worst
Have fun, get excited, until the festival is over
Wow, it's only once in a lifetime
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Sensation, sensation, sensation, maximum pressure
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure we'll make it
It's wrong, but it doesn't matter
Don't worry, raise your tension
Sensation, sensation, sensation, maximum pressure
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure we'll make it
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure we'll make it
Even if missiles fly and the world ends
The last moment will be happy end
Wonderful!
We have some time, so we'd like you to sing a little bit of your personal song
How is it?
Yes, yes!
The feeling of singing together and the happy ending
It's the best!
Happy!
Good!
Happy end!
I see, I see!
You all sing this song, don't you, Tensho?
Did you sing it in the last Super Arena?
We did sing it!
Does it make you excited?
Surprisingly, there are only 5 songs left!
That's too much!
Hey!
On the contrary!
Why?
You said you couldn't sing this song at all!
After you sang it, you were like "dara dara dara dara"
What's going on?
There are only 5 songs left!
It's already the 5th time!
That's right, us!
How is it? Have you gotten used to it?
Aren't you nervous? Are you nervous?
When we had a meeting, you were laughing at me.
At today's meeting, you asked me if I was wearing a blanket.
You asked me if it was cold. I said it was cold.
You're a girl.
You're disgusting!
What's disgusting about me?
You're laughing at me. What's wrong with you?
I thought you were going to say that.
You were teasing me.
I don't know. Someone was laughing at me all the time.
I was listening to you under the chair.
When I picked it up, your socks said "Happy Hamburg".
Was it this?
The reply was like "Hi, hi".
Like a star.
You were laughing at me.
Oh, yeah.
You guys are making fun of me.
You're saying I'm disgusting.
You're laughing at me.
It's embarrassing.
You're misunderstanding me.
We're good friends.
Listen to our voice.
We like you.
Are you listening?
How is it?
This is the fifth time.
Let's get along to make a good show.
Don't laugh at me.
I'm not laughing at you.
Which of you was 4 to 2 at first?
I remember you.
You were happy with your first impression.
You were 4 and I was 2.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Can I ask you a question?
If you think Ake-kun is kind and nice,
raise your hand if you think Ake-kun is kind and nice.
If you don't like it, it's over.
This show is over.
We don't need this kind of variety show.
I heard that you're going to be an assistant next time.
I'm always your assistant!
Please get along with me!
Thank you.
I have a bad habit of getting hated.
What's wrong with you?
The way you ask and the way you talk makes me feel bad.
You're a lot older than me, so you don't know what kind of conversation you want to have with everyone.
Don't worry about it in front of me.
I'll never...
I don't know what you're going to do.
Don't worry about it.
Everyone was singing at rehearsals and I was like, "Wow, it's totally different from a marriage."
When I said it, everyone got caught up in a marriage and said, "Are you getting married?"
It works!
Saying that and not reacting is hard for me, too.
It's not easy.
I'm a man, too.
That's right.
It's hard for women, too.
Do you have any questions for us?
It's been a long time.
Do you have any questions for us?
Anything is fine.
Question?
What do you like to eat?
You're not interested in that!
I'm not interested in that!
Curry rice!
What did you say?
Is it fun?
Yes!
It's fun!
You've been working hard for this!
That's right!
I'm happy that you've been working hard.
I really wanted to go!
I believed you'd ask.
I really wanted to go!
I wanted to go, but the staff told me not to go in front of the gate.
Get out of here!
I wrote "×" on my brother's face at the beginning of the stadium.
I want to go in!
I hope you'll let me in next time.
Let's give a round of applause for Team 8 and AKB48!
Bye-bye!