AISubs v3.5
The six of us, Team 8 Kansai people,
in Team 8,
no, no, in AKB48,
no, no, in all idols,
we will shine brightly and aim for No. 1!
Here, secretly, we promise you, Kansai Action, start!
Yay!
Now, it's started.
We, Team 8 Kansai people,
have our first Kansai Action program.
Thank you for your support!
Today, we will work hard with these six people,
so please watch until the end!
Now, the camera's trick is coming!
Learn it in rehearsal!
Ah!
Yes!
Rehearsal!
Eh?
Hm?
Ta-dah!
Ah!
Do it properly!
And, to make the program more lively,
we have these two people again!
Please come in!
Yay!
You've all come to see it properly, haven't you?
The lessons up until now...
It's like that!
This is the fourth time.
Yes, it's the fourth time.
How is it, Ama-chan? Are you getting used to it?
Not at all.
You're not used to it?
Really?
I think you're quite relaxed.
My shoulders go up.
Your shoulders go up!
My shoulders go up.
Your shoulders go up.
You're nervous, aren't you?
I see.
You're used to it.
Since it's a one-shot video, we can't redo it.
Luka-chan's "yo, yo, yo, yo".
Even if we skip it, we'll keep sending it.
Yama-chan's little boobies...
You're mean!
Disliked!
Why do you say things like that?
Disliked!
I don't think it's good.
To say things like that about an idol girl...
You said it too!
What did I say?
You said it perfectly!
I didn't say it either!
Saying things like that about such a weak girl...
Disliked!
You're mean!
Since the last broadcast, I've been the worst.
Saying what kind of face I like and so on.
Once again, this show is brought together by Team A and the six members of Kansai.
In order for the members of other areas not to find out...
We'll secretly aim for number one and try various things.
I see.
And for the members who worked the hardest today...
At the end of the show...
We'll be waiting for a secret present from us!
Everyone, please do your best!
We'll do our best!
There are still people who haven't opened their secret presents yet.
That's right!
We hope you'll do us a favor.
Please enjoy the members' secret talk!
First, Yamada-chan and Seria-chan, please!
Go ahead!
Secret Talk, I'm looking forward to this too!
I wonder what the members are thinking.
Compared to the first time, everyone is relaxed.
That's right!
Let's go!
Members' Secret Talk, please! Start!
Yes, I'm Hyogo Yamada.
What I'm secretly carrying is this!
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
This!
This is a body cream that makes your skin white.
It's often said that the color is black, and it's embarrassing, so I made the color white.
I definitely recommend it for people with dark skin.
Nao-chan, I recommend it!
For Kousei-san too!
Don't suddenly put me on a roll!
Really?
Nice, nice!
Next, Nao-chan, please!
Yes, what I'm secretly carrying is...
- Here it is! - What is it?
It's a solar panel!
- Why are you carrying it like that? - Solar panel!
Actually, there's a gacha machine in Osaka and you can put it in a cup.
- I love it so much and I always carry it secretly. - What are you doing?
- Here you go! - Thank you!
- That's amazing! You're holding it like that! - That's right!
- Is it like a charm? - That's right!
- You're carrying a lot of things! - It's fun!
So, how many times will Team A and Kansai Area join together for this show?
Even these six people have to do "sessatakuma", right?
Last time you said "sessasakusaan" and now you're saying "sessatakuma"!
- It's "sessatakuma", right? - You're saying it!
It's because it's early in the morning!
It's because Yamada-chan lost!
- You have to say "sessatakuma" and "sessasakusaan"! - That's right!
- All six of you are rivals, right? - That's right!
- It's like you're saying "I'm not going to lose!" - Are you okay?
- It's important to feel like you're not going to lose! - That's right!
- You have to aim for the center! - That's right!
- You all want to do it, right? - We want to do it!
- When you're doing a live show, you feel like you're going to lose, right? - That's right!
- Do you really feel like you're going to lose? - I feel like I'm going to lose!
Okay, let's go! The first segment is "Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?"
- Kotsuriban Grand Prix! - Yay!
- Here we are! - Yes!
As representatives of each prefecture, you will aim for the number one spot in Kansai area and do your best!
- I see! - Okay, Ase-san!
Please announce the topic of this segment!
"Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?" Grand Prix!
- Number one! - Oh!
- That's it! - Already high tension!
- Wow! - Three out of six of you have always been like this.
- Do you think so? - Yes.
- Variety should not be high tension. - Of course it shouldn't!
- Right? - Yes!
For any games, please continue with high tension.
I hope you don't misunderstand me, but high tension and noise are different.
Please!
- By the way, the effect of the game has nothing to do with it. - It doesn't matter!
It's just a matter of which one was more hyper than the other.
I see.
Asahi-kun will judge only that one point.
How hyper you are.
Yes.
This is important.
Yes.
You have to work hard and be hyper.
That's right.
Really.
How should I be hyper?
Please show me the example.
Why do you say it so bluntly?
Hyper.
Well, shall we do it?
I see.
Well, we will do rock-paper-scissors to see who is more hyper.
Oh!
We will do it.
Oh!
The one who wins three times first will be the winner.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
This is hyper.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Hyper-rock-paper-scissors.
Start!
You go first.
Yes.
Well...
Yeah!
Oh!
First of all, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Wait a minute.
You said earlier that loud voice is not a problem.
I was talking in a loud voice.
I'll make a loud voice.
Shut up!
Please know how difficult it is!
That's right! That's right!
Yes.
I said it.
Anyway, ignore the rules.
Ignore it. For the time being, it's high tension.
Date-kun, please choose a member to play against at nine o'clock.
I'm scared.
First of all...
This is...
Onishi-chan!
Yes!
Onishi-chan vs...
Momoka?
This is...
Nerika-chan!
Yes!
Onishi-chan vs...
Nerika-chan!
Let's play this match.
First of all, the first game is...
Look over there and bark.
Yes!
Look over there and bark.
Let's play this game with high tension.
You two don't usually look like you're in high tension.
Let's play this game with high tension.
What do you think of yourself, Onishi-chan?
I'm pretty loud in the dressing room.
I'm pretty lively.
But Serika is pretty loud.
Serika is weak.
What do you mean by breaking shells here?
That's right.
You two are pretty and you look like you're getting drunk.
But I want you to show me what you mean by high tension.
I'll do my best!
High tension and "Look over there and bark."
The winner and loser don't matter.
By the way, the winner and loser don't matter.
The one who is more high tension wins.
Look over there and bark.
Don't start with the rules.
Please don't use the rules.
OK, please continue until Azei-kun's stop.
OK, here we go.
High tension!
Let's go!
Turn the engine on!
High tension, look over there!
Start!
My legs hurt.
My back hurts.
My legs hurt.
Stop it!
What?
What's wrong with you guys?
What's wrong with you, Hama-chan?
It's just shaking.
It's just shaking, right?
It's weird.
Serika-chan's high tension was shaking.
It was shaking a lot.
It's scary.
I see.
But you could see the side you don't usually show.
How was it, Serika-chan?
I didn't know what high tension was.
I just shook.
That's amazing.
It was hard.
How about you, Onishi-chan?
I was in trouble.
You were in trouble, too.
But it was good in the beginning.
Asahi-kun, please choose the winner.
The winner is Onishi-chan!
Serika-chan's high tension was scary.
Who will play against who?
Let's see the lottery.
Kochi!
Yamada-chan!
Hama-chan!
Yamada-chan and Hama-chan's match!
Already!?
That's fast!
The first game is the thumb game!
How do you say "it's a no" in Japanese?
You don't know the rules!?
Haven't you played this before?
I have, but there are different patterns.
What kind of patterns?
"san" and "ah" patterns.
What do you mean by "ah"?
"it's a no" is "ah" and "i" is "u".
Ah!
In this case, say it with the most confusing number.
If you say "i" "u" "a" "o" or "a" "b" "c" "d" you won't know what it is.
Say it with "one" "two" "three".
Hama-chan!
Will Yamada-chan win!?
She will win!
She will win for sure!
Okay, let's go!
Are you excited!?
Let's go! High tension!
Thumb game! Start!
One, two, three!
Two!
Four! Four! Four! Four!
One, two, three!
Are you drinking alcohol!?
Let's go!
One, two, three!
Do it more! Do it more! Do the high tension!
High tension! High tension! High tension!
I'm drooling! I'm drooling!
I'm drooling!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Um... Hama-chan's drool came out and...
It's a little... It's a little...
It's the worst!
It's a doctor's stop!
I threw a towel!
I'm sorry!
Referee said, "Hama-chan is drooling!"
I'm drooling!
It's too high tension! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I can't walk on my knees like this!
My knees are going to break! My knees are going to break!
That's dangerous!
What... What did you do?
What?
It was funny, wasn't it?
Did you write something on your nose that you shouldn't have?
Something...
Something you shouldn't have...
Yeah!
Watch out for your knees, Yamada-chan!
Oh, no! I lost!
I lost my drool!
I can't drool!
As expected of an idol! You can't drool!
Idol! Idol!
Yamada-chan, it's been a while... But you were able to do high tension, right?
High tension!
You were able to do high tension, right?
I was able to do it!
Hama-chan!
It was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
That's great!
It's like...
- I feel like I'm a master. - Hama-chan is!
- I'm amazing, too. - You're the champion candidate!
But, I think it's awesome when you put your fingers out of your waist.
- Thank you, Murci! - That's right.
Serika-chan, how do you... I don't like this movement, but...
- Looking at you two... - This is high tension!
- Sensei! High tension Sensei! - I'm sorry!
- That's right! - That's right!
- It's hard! - It's hard!
- Right? - It's hard!
- Hama-chan can't stop laughing. - It's fun!
- It's fun!
- You're 15 years old, so everything you see is fun. - It's fun!
- It's fun!
- You're surrounded by good sisters! - That's right! You're the best!
Now, Asahi-kun, please announce the winner!
- The winner is... Hama-chan! - Hama-chan!
- This is Hama-chan, right? - Because she's using a diving tool.
- She's using a diving tool called "yodare" to win. - How many fans are there?
- Two! Two! - Cute!
- She's cute! - She's the best!
- Now, let's move on to the third match. - Yes, the third match is...
- This person and... - Luka-chan and...
- Ota-chan! - Ota-chan!
- Luka-chan and Ota-chan. - This is hard.
- I see. - It's really hard.
- The game you'll be playing against Luka-chan and Ota-chan is...
- Kamizumo! Game. - Kamizumo!
- You'll be doing high tension in kamizumo. - It's hard!
- You've done it before with your hands, but now you're doing it with your feet. - It's hard!
- Have you ever done kamizumo before? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't done it before? - I don't think I've ever done it before.
- You do it like this? - Yes, you can choose one you like.
- Yes. - Then I like this one.
- You like that one? Why do you like that one? - My face is the best.
- Your face is good. - Your face is good.
- What about you, Luka-chan? - My face is good.
- What is this? - Gold.
- Gold? - It's gold!
- It's gold. It's gold. It's not Korean gold.
- It's not gold. It's not gold. - It's gold.
- For some reason, the members behind me are in trouble!
- What's wrong?! - Um... I think...
- I ate a baby mushroom. - That's bad!
- Continue. - I ate a baby mushroom.
- Everyone is getting hyper. - That's right. - Kuma and Kintaro.
- Are you hyper? - I'm not. - You're not? - I'm sorry. - That's funny.
- How about you, Luka-chan? - I'll do my best.
- Luka-chan isn't hyper. - That's right. - She's hyper because she can do it.
- We'll do our best. - You can do it! - Let's go with high tension because we like smiles.
- High tension charisma, start! - It's started!
- It's not over yet! - It's not over yet!
- Cute! Cute! - Cute! Cute!
- It's not over yet! - It's not over yet!
- Gorilla! Gorilla! - Gorilla! Gorilla!
- Something terrible might happen during tea time. - What is this time?
- Sorry, young girls are in a state of confusion. - That's right!
- This is a show of the past and future. - This is difficult!
- For example, someone is being punished by Serika and Yamada and everyone is doing something. - That's right!
- Everyone is doing something. - That's right!
- Then you two are screaming and... - Scary! Scary!
- There's no such scary video! - Please make us do it again!
- Revenge! - Is it okay? - Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Then we'll do it one more time! - Revenge! - It's okay!
- Then, revenge... - Revenge! - Start!
- Revenge! Wait a minute! - You guys!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You guys are crazy!
- You guys are crazy! I made you do it because you said you wanted revenge!
- But you guys are doing something different! - You guys are doing something different!
- Then you guys stop it! - What are you trying to do?
- What are you trying to do now? Scary! - I was scared!
- You were doing it yourself! - I was scared! - I was scared!
- I can't see the end! - I can't see the end!
- But you guys were pretty high-tension! - I was scared!
- How about you, Kuma-chan? As a high-tension professional...
- I'm curious about where the demon was. - I'm curious about weird places!
- I'm curious about weird places! I was laughing there and I'm curious about where the demon fell!
Rua-chan, how do you do it? Is high tension difficult?
What's the correct answer?
There's no correct answer!
I want to see it!
I want to see it! I want to know the correct answer!
We can do it, we can do it, but we don't know the ending song and it disappears in the middle!
Even if it happens, we don't know the ending song!
We don't need an ending song!
Let's go!
High tension!
Ready, start!
I'm sorry!
Tobidogu!
It's really big!
It's white and big!
That's it! If you know it's a Tobidogu, you can't eat it!
You eat it and spit it out!
Not bad!
Intentional!
Aze-kun, please choose the winner!
The winner is...
Nao-chan!
It's almost a draw!
Right!
It was quite difficult!
Everyone...
Everyone is in a state of going up!
They're in a state of not knowing why!
It was quite difficult!
Thank you!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's hard to say how high tension it is!
That's right!
With these results in mind...
The members who will fight in the final round have been decided!
So it's Ota-chan, Hama-chan and Onishi-chan.
The final round of this game is...
"Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game"!
"Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game".
So, Asei, what's the point of this game?
The point of this game is...
It's been predicted for a long time...
How to maintain this high tension.
Because if you don't jump, you can't continue.
And even if you jump, it might not be the end.
I see.
Something else might come out of it.
But for now, let's do it until we jump.
Yes, let's do it.
Ah, it's difficult.
Yes.
When you do it one by one, something might come out of it.
While you're waiting for it, something might come out of it.
Everyone, teamwork is also important.
That's right.
Let's do "Black Tragedy", shall we?
Yes.
Well then...
Let's do it.
Well then, "Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game"...
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
You can do it!
OK! OK!
Go!
Good! Good!
You can do it!
Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game!
Good! Go! Go!
Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game!
Go! Go!
Black Tragedy, Dangerous One-shot Game!
It has nothing to do with the item.
It's taken off.
It's over.
Other than you guys, the rest of the members are scared.
Look at Serika and Luka, they're scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
I was more scared.
It's the Jomon period.
I know what you mean.
It's the Jomon period.
Who saw this for the first time and got excited?
Luka, do you have any regrets?
Regrets?
Even if you saw this and thought you should have done this...
It's quite difficult.
What kind of video were you showing them?
It was a scary video.
A scary video.
What should we have done?
If you said "oh, it's not there" or "wow"
We would have done it right away.
It would have been good.
We would have done it with a sword.
We would have fought with everyone.
It was quite difficult.
Serika, if you did this, what would you have done?
I would have just shaken it.
That's true.
It's funny if you shake it.
You would have won.
That's true.
That's funny.
It's true.
Ota-chan was scared.
Ota-chan and Hama-chan were in between.
It was difficult.
I was like "wow" from the beginning.
I was like "what should I do?"
That's true.
Hama-chan, how was it?
It was really fun.
It's fun when you say it like that.
It's fun all the time.
It's fun.
It's the best.
It's a little high-tension.
I love it.
I want to do it every day.
Hama-chan pulled it out and let me see what's inside.
I thought it was a chimpanzee.
It was weird.
I was like "what's inside?"
It's amazing.
Yamada-chan was scared.
It's a real chimpanzee.
It's the first time I've seen it.
The winner is...
Let's choose the champion.
Hama-chan!
So Hama-chan is the champion.
Hama-chan is from Shiga prefecture and she is the most excited one.
What made you decide to play this game?
I'm enjoying this game from the bottom of my heart.
That's why you're so excited from the bottom of your heart.
I was born with this talent.
Everyone was overwhelmed.
I'm scared.
You're flying with your knees.
Are you okay with your knees?
I'm scared.
Naruka-chan was dancing and she was so excited.
She was dancing with Serika-chan.
I'm glad you noticed it.
I have a reward for you, Hama-chan.
High-tension gorilla!
Go!
High-tension gorilla!
You should try it.
I didn't say that.
You did chimpanzee and gorilla.
You can do it.
Hama-chan's high-tension gorilla.
Start!
You can't do it.
You can do it.
Gorilla!
Agree things, Gorilla.
Hama-chan, you should do Gorilla.
Gorilla...
Why not?!
This is "Granblue Fantasy".
[Applause]
Not bad, not bad.
That's good.
Let's enjoy the members' secret talk.
But it's the worst.
Next up is the champion Hama and Ota.
Let's go. Please.
It's a secret talk.
Everyone, please calm down.
It's break time.
Members' secret talk, start!
[Clock ticking]
Yes, I'm Shigaki Iruha.
I have seeds in my mouth.
Ta-da!
Asei and Miki.
[Laughter]
Asei!
She said it!
I'm sorry, I saw it on TV.
It's a sticker of Riki-san.
I like comedians,
and I'm happy to receive it.
[Laughter]
What's wrong?
Thank you!
I'll call you Kousei-san.
You can call me Riki-san.
I saw it on TV yesterday.
Next, Ota-chan, please!
This is what I have!
Boiled egg!
Why?
I like it a lot.
Everyone,
let's eat it!
It's really good.
It's half-cooked and it's seasoned well.
It's easy to peel.
It's seasoned well.
It's good!
Thank you!
It's rare for you to have a boiled egg.
Hama-chan, call me Kousei-san.
It's Asei-san and Miki-san.
Kousei-san called me Miki-san.
I said it,
but there's still a distance between us.
It's okay.
Let's continue.
Next is this!
Secretly fixing meeting!
In order to stand on top of the idol world, she will be fixing her flaws.
Everyone has their own decisions.
Today we have a request from our members as well.
And our chairman, Asahi-san.
Please give us a solution.
Are you okay?
This chair is spinning a lot!
It's spinning!
Go and stop it.
Even if it spins, don't fix it.
Just let it spin.
Let's go.
Today's solution is this!
Nagano Serika's dad joke.
The reaction is correct.
Missing person solution.
This is great!
Who came up with this?
Everyone!
What is it?
When I ask Serika "what time is it?" she always says "dad".
Serika, what time is it?
Secretly fixing meeting.
She always says that.
Serika-chan, what time is it?
Orange.
We just want to know the time.
Even when we're not together.
That's not it!
Why not?
But you want to say it, don't you?
I want to say that I have a joke like this.
But it's hard to react.
How do you react?
Like "hmm"
Ignore!
Ignore! Ignore and "hmm"
If I say "I'm going to the bathroom"
He says "Go to the bathroom"
I don't know what to do
So I don't say anything and go to the bathroom.
I see.
Go to the bathroom
It's hard.
But you want to say it so it can't be helped.
I'm curious about how Celica wants me to react.
You want me to say "Go to the bathroom"
Of course you want me to laugh.
What do you want me to say?
Go to the bathroom
Can you ignore me?
Yes.
I'm lonely.
What are you doing this for?
What's the purpose of this?
I'm having fun.
I'm enjoying everyone's reactions.
I don't know what to do.
It's hard.
What do you think when you're told that?
I think "Oh, you're doing it again."
Again?
What should I do next?
I see.
You're the one who reacts the best.
Oh, that's good.
No, that's not it.
That's what makes you happy.
You're like a dad.
Oh, that's good.
You're like a dad.
I don't know what to do.
Can you make a dad joke out of anything?
I don't know.
Can you make a dad joke out of anything?
"Isuru"?
Isuru is a new word, right?
No, isu ni suwaru is the opposite of "isuru".
Isuru is the opposite of "isu ni suwaru"?
What's with you?
Is it a gag?
It's good for you to think fast like that.
It's good, isn't it?
It's not easy to make, is it?
I know you're in a bind with that, but I want to do it from now on.
I'm fine with it, but I don't know how Celica would react.
So you don't care about Celica's reaction?
Yes.
That's sad.
Is there a gag you like recently?
What time is it now?
I like to find jokes like that in conversations.
What else is there?
Strawberry flavor.
There's infinite of them!
Nero flavor!
There's infinite of them!
You can go to all of them!
Like supermarkets' cash registers.
Supermarkets' cash registers!
I like supermarkets' cash registers!
You can go to supermarkets' cash registers infinitely!
Supermarkets' cash registers!
You can go to infinite of them!
Isn't that great?!
You can go to any countries!
We just want to make you happy.
And also just make you satisfied.
Since you're girls, you need to have something like this too.
We need that laughter emoji.
Like it's hard when you're in a rush,
but not really when you're just passing by.
No, no, no.
Not yet.
When you go out, for example, you go to the bathroom or you start recording soon, I want you to stop at that time.
But, um, the stamps you use when you contact me are also really old man jokes.
Old man jokes.
LINE stamps.
LINE stamps, but it's like "thank you"
"thank you"?
That's right, it's like a fan series and it's like a gag.
thank you
There's such a stamp?
I use it a lot.
It's paid so I bought it on purpose.
Money!
I want you to see that effort too!
I paid for it!
Ah, I see.
You like it that much, don't you?
I see.
Luka-chan, how do you feel when you receive stamps like that?
I'm troubled.
But, those stamps are also really well-made.
Oh.
Luka-chan made them, didn't you?
Yes.
Luka-chan didn't make them, did you?
But, like...
When I'm really in a hurry...
"What time is it now?", "Daddy?", she'd say and say it carelessly.
That's not how you listen!
That's not how you do it!
That's when I told her, "Stop it now."
Then you'll probably stop.
I'm telling you, stop it now.
That's not it, you're talking too much.
When I got mad, Seri was like, "I feel sorry for you."
Seri-ka-chan is being sweet about it.
Once she's mad, she's like, "That's not good."
Because everyone's like, "Yeah, Seri-na's funny."
That's why Seri-ka-chan is still in good shape.
Yes.
If I were Seri-ka-chan, I'd just punch her.
I'd be like, "Huh?" and punch her.
"Huh?" and she'd be like, "Huh?"
She has that kind of dominant environment.
That's what I'm talking about!
If you don't get used to it...
Some of you might have trouble reacting.
So we're going to have you all talk about it today.
What you should do about it.
What should we do?
Huh? How long are you going to do this for?
How old are you?
Until you run out of ideas.
How long are you going to do this for?
How many hours are you going to do this for?
How long are you going to do this for?
Solve it within your members.
We can't join you.
How about it?
I'll do it until I run out of ideas.
It's infinite.
There's also "something" and "strawberry" and stuff like that.
"Something" and "strawberry" are infinite.
I think it'd be good for you all to exchange ideas.
We haven't seen this before.
Dad jokes.
I think this is a big hit.
Let's do it again.
This is a big hit and we do it every time.
It's not "something" or "strawberry".
It's "vision" of "vision".
"Vision" of "vision".
There's also "pose".
We do it while posing.
I don't know what that is.
Vision of Vision.
I did it before.
You did it before.
You did Vision of Vision back then too.
Wow, you're scary.
I understand what you did back then.
Vision of Vision.
It's exactly like that.
I don't know how to react now.
I see.
There are poses like that too.
Vision of Vision.
Why don't you make one like that?
Vision of Vision.
Or your own cute pose.
With a selfie stick.
Like a happy selfie stick.
That's what I said.
I don't know what you're holding.
Do you have a happy selfie stick?
Do you?
Anxiety stick.
Do you have anything else?
Thick ears.
I've never heard of thick ears.
You're making it up here.
Do you have anything else?
I don't know.
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it.
Since you're doing it in private, let's do it more and more.
Let's do it.
It's fine if you can do it.
Yes.
It's fine if you can do it.
Yes.
Let's do it more.
It's fine if you can do it.
I think you'd say that.
If you say that, what would people do?
That's true.
It's important to be able to do it.
What do you think we should do?
I want to do it.
But I don't know what to do if people around me don't laugh at me.
Should I force them to laugh at me?
Yes.
For example?
I'll combine my special skills.
With your other special skills?
Yes.
Like breaking up with your dad's joke?
Something like that.
Something like breaking up with your dad's joke?
Something like that.
I want you to do something you're good at.
Do you have a special skill?
I'm good at hula hoop.
Then do something you're good at.
Hula hoop.
I don't know much about it.
What?
Hula hoop with your dad's joke.
I know where it is.
Try it.
Hula hoop with your dad's joke.
Can you do it?
It's small.
While you're doing hula hoop,
if you think it's a good time,
say it to your dad.
You're good at it!
Sorry, I said you're good at it.
I can only do 800g of it.
How many grams is it?
20g.
It's like the sound quality of hula hoop.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it one more time?
Maybe you can't do it.
You can't do it.
Hula hoop with your dad's joke.
Can you do it?
With your dad's joke.
I'll keep it.
Keep it and make Asei do it.
The blanket! The blanket!
What are you doing?!
What is that?!
That's what I'm saying!
The blanket! The blanket!
That's what I'm saying!
That's good!
Is there anything else that you guys have trouble with?
But it's usually when we're in a hurry.
Really?
That's the most.
When we're in a hurry, you say "the blanket!"
Is there anything else you guys have trouble with besides dad jokes?
Like "I want you to fix this."
There's nothing else that's perfect.
Is that so?!
Is there anything else you guys have trouble with besides dad jokes?
Ah, I see.
Serika-chan, is there anything else you guys have trouble with?
You have this too, don't you?
You're trying to find "we" here.
"We" and "we can't do it."
There's a lot of "we can't do it"s that come up.
You guys are all good girls.
You're all so nice and good girls.
Even if you say dad jokes, you don't laugh or anything.
You guys can finally say it here.
But I'm most confused about "yoyoyo" and "shiwo".
It's always "nazo".
Yoyoyo na?
I have a bad feeling about "nazo".
"Yoyoyo" vs. "dad jokes".
How do you say "yoyoyo"?
I don't have any special skills.
This is my only special skill.
"Yo" is faster.
Can you say "yoyoyo" one more time?
"Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
That's my specialty!
Stop it! Don't take my specialty!
You guys were making it up.
You can do it.
You guys were making it up.
You started it and everyone around you was like "stop it!"
That's my specialty!
It's like you don't know how to do it.
I see.
That's pretty good.
It's rare, isn't it?
What?
It's rare.
You say "yo" a lot.
What else do you want to learn other than dad jokes?
I'm not good at ad-libbing.
Ad-libbing?
I'm not good at improvising either.
I don't know what to do.
Like "todze de furareta kotoni"?
Why don't you try a dad joke?
Why don't you try an improvised one?
Like something you learned from your daily life.
Like "camera" and "you".
And you come up with a dad joke.
Then you'll be good at ad-libbing and you'll be smarter.
Do you have a dad joke with "camera"?
If you come up with one, say it.
"Camera".
"Camera"?
Do you have one?
"Camera ramen".
"Camera ramen"!?
No, no, I know the nuance.
I know the nuance. "Camera ramen".
"Asei" is "asei"
Asei
"Asei"!?
What is this?
I want to see Miki-san's example.
You want to see our example right away, don't you?
Even though you're not always an example.
Then, as a representative,
if you give me anything, I'll say it like this.
Sentakki
"Sentakki"!?
"Sentakki" and "kentucky" I'll eat it!
I'll eat it!
"Sentakki" and "kentucky" I'll wash it!
Something like that.
Right?
Something like that.
Don't clap like that.
It's embarrassing.
"Sentakki" and "kentucky" I'll eat it!
"Sentakki" and "kentucky" I'll wash it!
Don't clap like that.
It's embarrassing.
It's not easy.
If it's an ad-lib, everyone will be confused.
If you suddenly say it...
It's hard.
Nao-chan has been doing this for a while now.
She's been doing this for a while now.
I see. Ad-libbing is quite difficult.
That's how we are too.
That's right.
Ad-libbing is hard.
You can't get good at it. You can only get used to it.
What we always try to do is...
We try to say it out loud anyway.
When we are asked something...
We show our confident faces.
I'll say it out loud for now.
When we are asked something...
Um... Me!
We say it out loud.
We say it out loud. "What's the matter with you?"
Everything.
"What's up?" "What's the matter with you?!"
What do you want to discuss with us?
Yes. Is there anything you want to say?
I don't know...
You say you want us to use it as a model...
But you don't discuss it with us!
You say you want us to use it as a model...
Anything is fine.
I see.
Anything is fine.
What's up, Oto-chan?
I'm Yamada.
I want a one-shot gag.
One-shot gag?
Yes.
I want a gag where you say "pan" at a grocery store.
You're Nanami-chan, right?
That's right.
You're Nanami-chan, right?
You can just say your name and letters, right?
That's right.
Right?
So, please do it for me.
Today...
I'm serious.
Oto-oto has a great gag.
Really?
She has a gag.
Nanami-chan.
I'll do it.
It's Nanami-chan!
Nanami!
Wait, Nanami-chan is weird.
I'm Nanami-chan.
Come on, do it!
With Nanami-chan.
Nanami-chan.
Go ahead!
One, two, three, four, five, six, Nanami!
What are you doing?
Thank you.
Don't thank me!
You guys!
Don't do that!
Don't thank me!
If you're thankful, do it in a cute way!
Isn't that right?
No, if it's cute, it's fine.
Idols don't laugh that much.
Right?
Then, director.
Conclusion...
Conclusion?
It's Terika-chan's dad joke problem.
What conclusion?
I've heard it a lot.
Eh? Is there a weird comment?
Because the conclusion is...
Hurry up!
Then, director.
Please decide.
Yes.
This time, it's Terika-chan's dad joke.
Yes.
Please give us your conclusion!
For now, Terika-chan...
Please shake your head!
I see.
If you do it like this, it's fine.
After you say the joke, please do it like this.
Terika-chan, did you find a good one?
Yes!
She's shaking her head!
That's good!
That's cute!
Then, that's it!
This has been "Secretly Fixing It" show!
Yay!
Then, secretly...
Here, members' secret talk!
Yes!
Next up is Luka-chan and Onishi-chan!
Yay!
Luka-chan and Onishi-chan.
Today, we're secretly putting things in our bags.
Yes.
Everyone has a lot of things.
We do!
You have a sun's tower.
Yes.
Ah, you have an egg.
Yes.
Then, members' secret talk!
Start!
What I carry everyday is...
Ta-da!
What is it?
This!
Momoka Onishi's check!
Check!
I often give presents to fans.
I always take two of them for fans.
I don't need them anymore and throw them away.
If you throw them away, I'll take them.
I see.
I asked Momoka for her autograph.
That's nice.
But, I used it too much and it was worn out.
So, I'll ask Momoka for another one.
Give me a new one! Thank you!
Next, Onishi-chan, please!
What I carry everyday is...
What is it?
I've been carrying this for three years.
What is it?
Ta-da!
This is...
This is a toothpick I got for my first audition.
I've been carrying it like a charm.
I've been carrying it in my wallet for three years.
That's it!
Wow!
Thank you!
It's precious!
It's nice to have it and forget about your first love.
Next, let's move on!
Secret Expansion Corner!
Yeah!
In this corner, you'll secretly connect the time left until the last song.
Today's topic is "secretly six-in-a-row."
Secretly six-in-a-row.
I see.
Within a limited time limit, you'll aim for six in a row.
Let me announce today's topic.
Today's topic is...
Six-in-a-row PET bottle stand!
Yeah!
There's a PET bottle with a little water in it.
There's even a red line in it.
If you turn it around and stand up and land it, it's a success.
Asahi, please try it once.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
Let me turn it around.
Yes.
This is a superstar.
If you decide in one shot...
Here we go.
Yes!
Wow!
It's a bronze medal.
Yes, it was a bronze medal.
Please stand it up now.
If you can stand it up now, it's a success.
That's right, like this.
It's not easy.
Yes.
It's difficult.
And if anyone fails, you have to succeed in a row of six people from the beginning.
Oh, no.
Let's do it from here first.
The order is important, too.
It's important.
Yes, from here.
Yes.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
Yes.
Please have a seat.
Now, then.
Each adjustment time is two minutes.
Two minutes?
Please stand up a PET bottle and make a six-row turn in two minutes.
Let's do it!
That was close.
I have no choice.
Okay!
Okay, Yamada-chan, please!
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again!
Ah!
It's difficult.
It's a little difficult.
Okay!
Luka-chan, you're good!
Hama-chan, okay!
Okay!
Two in a row!
Ah!
It's close!
Calm down!
Good!
Hama-chan!
Ah!
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
It's two minutes!
Ah!
Merika-chan!
It's difficult.
Applaud!
30 seconds left.
Go for it!
OK!
Go!
That's too much.
I'm telling you to adjust the shot but you don't even give me 30 minutes!
OK, so Rokuren failed!
What a shame.
I thought it would be difficult.
So, how was it?
If we all did it...
Rokuren was difficult.
How many people can you do? Three or four?
Three or four.
Let's go for four or five.
Three or four.
You did it!
I couldn't do it.
Let's do it one more time.
It's quite difficult.
That's it for "Secret Chef" corner!
It's almost time for "TWICE FLAG".
We did a lot of things today. How was it?
It was fun.
Starting with high tension.
We also saw Serika's dad gag.
Let's all do our best with high tension from now on.
This is the ending.
Let's move on to "Secret Chef" corner!
This is the first question.
Who did their best in "Secret Chef" corner?
Asei, please announce it.
I will announce it!
Today's "Secret Chef" is...
Serika!
Congratulations!
That's wonderful!
You found a new weapon with high tension!
It was a difficult gag, but thank you.
Everyone, please stand by!
Serika, you're in the center.
Today's ending song...
I'm a little excited about today's ending song.
What song can we listen to?
We've heard it three times now, but there are a lot of good songs.
There are a lot of good songs.
Let's listen to today's ending song and make a decision!
Here's the ending song!
I'll hold back my tears.
It's not just about beauty.
You'll know when you grow up.
Someday, someone told me.
Even behind those flowers,
There's a secret somewhere.
If you're afraid of lies,
You can't believe anything.
Where are you looking?
Like beautiful tears.
Even if you know that your heart is dirty,
With my heart...