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A.K.A.V48, Team 8's Kansai Dictator!
Secretly...
Number one announcer!
It's begun!
Team 8's Kansai members' first show, Kansai Dictator!
We'll do our best, so please watch until the end!
Watch! Watch!
Watch!
Watch! Watch!
Please watch!
Watch until the end!
Please watch!
We'll do our best!
Now, let me introduce you to the excitement of the show!
Since it's April now, we have new guests!
It's these people!
You don't have to say things like that.
You don't have to say things like "we have new guests!"
You keep saying things like that.
What kind of relationship is that?!
If it's this distance, you should be holding hands!
What are you doing?!
Please take care of us!
Now, let me introduce today's show again.
Kansai Hakusho is a team of Kansai and Team A.
We aim for "secretly" and "number one" so we don't get found out by members in other areas.
We've done it twice already.
This is the third time.
The members who worked the hardest today will receive a secret reward at the end of the show.
Everyone, do your best!
The first one is Hama-chan.
The second one is Onishi-chan.
Please look forward to what will happen in the third episode.
Please do your best!
It's already April 3rd.
Today is the third time.
We've gotten used to it.
Today is April 3rd.
What day is it?
April 3rd, right?
It's that.
April 3rd. 4, 3.
4, 3.
Ah! I know!
It's 4th day!
In Korea, it's 4th day.
No, it's not.
Oh, I know. It's about money.
It's about money.
There's a game like that.
It's not.
It's not?
Today is the anniversary of the formation of Team 8.
I didn't know!
How did it happen?
In other words, it's Team 8's 3rd birthday.
That's right.
It was formed 3 years ago.
Oh, I see.
Team 8 was born on April 3rd, 2014 and is now 3 years old.
That's right.
So, staff, please prepare a cake for us!
Staff!
Staff prepared a cake for us!
Is it good?
How is it?
I'm happy!
Oh my god!
Are you happy?
Yes!
It says "3" here.
Usually, when you prepare a cake like this, it's quite big, but it's small!
It's small!
It's a love!
Love!
Love is obvious, isn't it?
I've seen it like this.
That's right!
It's like the members' faces are red, but it's nothing.
It's a love!
Love!
Great!
So, everyone, should we blow it out?
Shall we blow it out?
Let's do it!
One, two...
Ah! Congratulations!
Yay! Thank you!
Well then, let's have the center, who was chosen last time, Orishi-chan, to show us your enthusiasm for your fourth year.
This is a one-shot video, so we won't ask you to do it again.
Yes, your enthusiasm for your fourth year.
Let's say it to this camera.
This way, this way.
Ah, this way, this way.
Give and take!
This way, this way, this way.
Yes, let's go.
Fourth year...
I'll do my best!
Fourth year... Eh, you're kidding!
Are you okay?
No, it's not like that!
Is it hot?
It's like, you know, like a hot spring bath.
It's gross.
It's like...
It's light!
It's old. It's a little old.
Okay, let's do our best for our fourth year!
Well then, let's go with our declaration today!
Yes!
The six of us, Kansai members,
in Team 8,
no, no, in AKB48,
no, no, no,
among all idols,
we want to be the number one,
to shine brightly!
We declare it here and now!
Let's give a round of applause!
Shut up!
Shut up and say it!
I said it!
I said it, I said it!
Good, you said it well.
It's perfect.
Perfect!
Well then, please enjoy the members' whisper talk.
First, Yamamoto and Nagano, please!
Erika-chan will do the whisper talk.
She said she wanted to do it.
Well then, members' whisper talk, start!
Let's start with Ruka-chan.
Hello, my recent worries are that 24 hours a day is not enough.
Recently, I often want about 50 hours a day.
It's increasing.
It's a waste of time to sleep.
If I had time to sleep, I'd like to do more other things.
Recently, I've been sleeping late at 2 o'clock.
So, Miki and Ruka, please...
You two?
Please make it 50 hours a day!
We don't have that kind of power.
God doesn't exist.
Thank you, Ruka-chan.
Next, Serika-chan's members' whisper talk, start!
My recent worries are...
Well, I don't have any worries.
I've been thinking about it desperately.
Well, I've got some worries.
It's going to be summer soon.
I'm worried about UV rays.
I'm worried about whether it will be sunny or not.
I'll do my best with "Are you happy?"
Are you happy?
Yes, that's right.
I see.
Yes.
Time's up! Thank you!
It's wonderful that you don't have any worries.
You only have worries.
Do you only have worries?
Ruka-chan, you should get some sleep, too.
Yes.
The first one is...
Which prefecture is number one in Kansai?
Kostori Bay Grand Prix!
The team members and Kansai area have teamed up to aim for number one on this show.
Even these six people have to work hard.
Each of you will represent your prefecture and aim for number one in Kansai area and do your best.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do our best.
So, Ase-kun, please announce the theme of this show.
What is it?
"Anga's Most Cute Prefecture Grand Prix"!
Hooray!
Anga is the cutest, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
A woman's gesture when a man kisses her.
Yes, she is.
There is a group of people who feed Anga, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
And this Grand Prix is a competition to see who kisses Anga the cutest.
Yes, there is.
It's like a heart-to-heart battle, isn't it?
I'm sorry for this old man kissing Anga a little bit.
It's pretty tough, but...
Well, you know...
Yes.
A man's heart is tickled, isn't it?
Yes, it's exciting.
It's exciting.
Yes, it is.
What would Anga do in this competition?
What would Anga do to make Anga eat Anga?
This has become a point, so please think about it.
And of course, Asei will play the opposite role.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for letting me play a good role.
And Anga, who is the cutest, will win the Grand Prix.
Hey! If you're watching this, you don't have to pay me for this!
Huh?
You don't have to pay me for this!
And on the contrary, you don't have to pay me for this!
Huh?
You don't have to pay me for this! Thank you very much!
Right?
Asei, you don't have to say that.
Ah, thank you.
How about you, Ota-chan?
Do you have confidence?
I do.
I do!
Since you're an idol, you must have confidence.
Yes, yes.
Ota-chan is playing the opposite role of Kyoto.
I'm Kyoto!
I'm not going!
Please do your best.
Who will go first?
Are you confident?
Yes!
Oh, four of you.
Huh?
Hama-chan is raising her hand.
She lowered it!
She lowered it.
Who will go first?
O-nishan is looking at you.
O-nishan, you're the champion, right?
Champion! I'm the champion of all times.
You're the champion of all times.
O-nishan, you're going first.
Yes, yes.
I see.
O-nishan of Nara Prefecture is the representative of Nara Prefecture.
I'd like to tell you about the situation in advance.
We're at a family restaurant.
A family restaurant?
Ah, this is a family restaurant.
Family restaurant.
Are you sitting against each other?
You're sitting against me.
There is a possibility of sitting next to each other as well.
Yes, we're sitting opposite of each other.
When you're sitting next to me, you're that person.
And you're that person.
You're getting on my nerve.
I'm getting on your nerve and you want to imagine it, right?
What's that? Osmotanwaku?
Hurry up!
Okay, Onishi-chan's cuteness...
Start!
So, do you want a hamburger?
Yes.
Ingo-san!
Ah, Ingo-san!
One hamburger, please.
Hamburger!
I'd like a set of hamburgers and some rice, but...
Ah, rice!
Rice!
Um... medium-small!
That's too fast!
A little smaller than "small"!
Medium!
And one grain of rice, please!
That's too fast!
Ah, yes, please!
You know, you were an old lady!
Yes, you're right!
Ah, Ingo-san-chan!
You're an old lady!
Is it ready yet?
It's ready!
Here you go!
Thank you!
And here's some rice!
Ah, yes!
Thank you!
Then, yes!
I'll let you eat it!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Ah, it's hot!
It's hot!
Here's the sauce. Is it okay?
It's cute!
Time's up!
Asahi-kun! How was it?
I got touched here.
What do you mean?
No, no.
It's hot!
Because you touched me like this, it's a dirty place!
You touched me like this!
It's not like that!
Is it okay?
It's cute!
How was it, Onishi-chan?
I don't like it.
It's because you touched me!
It's embarrassing!
I thought it was really good.
It's because you touched me like this, it's a dirty place!
It can't be helped!
How was it, members?
As expected!
As expected of No.1!
It's cute!
It's amazing!
I was surprised!
I was surprised, too.
I wanted to do it!
It's No.1 in my head!
Touch me! Touch me!
Are you going to get in trouble?
There were various members.
That's great!
Shall we move on?
Onishi-chan, you won first place!
You won first place!
Let's move on to Onishi-chan, members!
I'm usually excited about going next.
Who should we go with?
Shall we go with Senika-chan?
Yes!
I think Senika-chan can do it.
Onishi-chan might be a rival.
Senika-chan, do you have a situation?
A friend's wedding!
That's good!
That's really good!
That's how it is!
The setting is pretty scary!
A friend's wedding!
How do you feel about it?
Wedding!
In Hiroyama!
A cake is brought.
A wedding cake?
No...
A dessert?
A dessert is brought in the end.
The setting is like that.
Let's watch it for now!
Is it good?
Yes!
Then...
Start!
It looks so good!
Is it good? Yes!
Someday, let's be like this!
What is that?
What is it with you?
You did it!
Why did you two do it?
Wait! Wait!
This is really embarrassing!
No! No!
I don't know if you're going to say it, but...
With that amazing camera!
You said "yes"!
Because we said "yes"!
You're an idol!
Because you're an idol!
You're very conscious of it!
How was it, Rika-chan?
Do it!
Well...
It was good!
You did it well!
You did it like you rehearsed it!
It was a little different from the reaction I was expecting!
What kind of reaction?
What kind of reaction was good?
"That's right!" like...
"I want to marry you too!" like...
You were panicking, too!
Suddenly, you looked at me with a camera look and said...
Huh? Are you leaving me behind?
Are you leaving me behind?
Am I not suitable for you?
I see...
How was it, Hoga--
Are you leaving me behind?
I want to break up.
You want to break up with a couple like this?
We haven't done it yet.
It's quite difficult.
Thank you, Shaserika-chan.
I'm glad.
But you showed your cuteness enough, didn't you, Shaserika-chan?
Of course.
Let's move on to Shaserika-chan.
You're getting less and less confident.
It's fine. It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
Right.
It's not like you're opening your mouth wide.
Right.
Shall we go? Yamada-chan, shall we go?
Let's go. Let's go.
Yamada-chan, let's go.
Let's go.
Alright, Yamada-chan, let's go.
Yamada-chan, by the way, what kind of situation is this?
This is my first love date.
Your first love date.
My first love date.
Dot dot dot.
Your first love date and dot dot dot.
Where is it? Is it a good place?
It's my house.
Your house?
Your first love date and your house?
Hey!
Mama-chan!
Mama-chan! It's my first love date and you're hitting me?
She's getting more and more active.
I can't believe it!
What's with you?
I can't believe it!
This is difficult.
She's like that.
She's different.
Alright, Kawaii!
Start!
Let's eat.
This is an amazing room.
It's cute, right?
It's cute.
Thank you.
Let's eat.
Can we?
Sorry, it's stuck.
Hey!
What are you doing?
What is that?
What are you doing?
Even Yamada-chan...
Yamada-chan, I know...
Is this a commercial shoot?
No!
Don't look at the camera!
Yamada-chan, you're doing two things!
Taking pictures and looking at the camera!
You took all the good parts!
The omnibus, right?
I thought it was good.
You didn't take it in the middle of the shoot!
I know you're going to do it at the end!
What do you think, Yamada-chan?
It's...
It's done!
It's done, but...
It's your first date and you're at home...
You're like, "Ah!" and you're here...
I thought you'd be able to do it.
Were you aiming for it?
I did.
What do you mean you did it?
It's a little mature.
What do you think of the other members?
What do you think?
I'm a little frustrated because you aimed for it.
Even if you're staring at the camera!
That's right.
With that in mind...
It's your first date and you're at home...
You're a little...
I'm too active.
I can't believe it!
You're very active, right?
Where do you go on your first date?
I go for a walk.
You go with your grandparents!
You go to an amusement park or a movie!
Shall we continue?
It looked like you were hiding something.
No!
Is there a new side of you?
It's heavy!
What kind of situation do you go for?
I go on a aquarium date!
Aquarium date!
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Everyone calls it an aquarium but...
It's an aquarium date!
It's an aquarium.
And we're going to watch a dolphin show with Asei- san.
Dolphins?
Yes.
Dolphins...
It's starting to smell fishy.
Luka-chan and dolphins...
Let's watch the dolphin show!
Kawaii and...
Start!
Dolphins!
Wow!
Wow, they're flying!
Wow!
They're pretty high up.
Wow!
They're flying!
Wow!
They're flying!
Behind you?
Isn't it this way?
It's feeding time.
Feeding time.
Wow, that looks good.
Wait a minute!
A dolphin is eating!
There's another dolphin here!
Then I'll feed you.
Wait, wait!
Luka-chan!
Apologize!
Apologize and let me feed you first!
And!
My mysterious dolphin!
And!
What did you feed Asei?
Fish.
Fish?!
That's terrible!
You can't feed your boyfriend like that!
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
Make her say it!
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
He was human, but he was actually a dolphin.
Actually, my boyfriend was a dolphin.
When I was reading "The Book of Dolphins", I admired dolphins and wanted to become one myself.
And then I looked sideways and saw that I was a dolphin.
Hey!
Go see a doctor!
Do you have insurance?
I'm scared!
I've never seen a doctor become a dolphin!
Wow!
There's a lot of different patterns!
Okay, let's continue!
I'm glad you like it!
I'm sorry!
That was quick!
What did you do, Oda-chan?
Um...
I went out with someone and got sick.
You got sick?
Go to bed, please.
Bed?
Yes.
This is hard.
Did you go to the hospital?
I didn't go to the hospital.
I was at home and caught a cold.
You caught a cold.
I caught a cold.
You're going to go to bed, right?
Yes.
Okay, Kawaii Anne, start!
Are you okay?
It's a little hard.
You have a lot of heat.
I made you some porridge.
Thank you.
Can you eat it?
It's really good!
This is good.
This is good, right?
This is really good.
Your body and mind...
When you're tired and you're doing this...
You push it all at once, don't you?
Get up!
What are you doing?
Oda-chan, it's really good!
It's really good!
It's perfect!
And that "fufufu" part...
"fufufu" part...
This is good!
What do you think, Onishi-chan?
You felt like you were done for.
I felt like I was done for.
You felt like you were done for, didn't you?
Yes, I felt like I was done for.
Ruka-chan, don't do it like this!
Like you said earlier...
Was he my boyfriend or not?
That kind of thing...
It's too basic and you can't keep up with it!
Like this! Like this!
But didn't Demiro feel the same way?
When you were driving...
You were fighting in a different place.
Okay, next...
Hama-chan, you're a little nervous.
I'm nervous.
Is there a reason you don't like it?
There is!
Hama-chan!
Hama-chan wants to show off her talent.
I'll show you my world of misfortune.
Hama-chan's world. Let's go all out.
Hama-chan's world. What kind of situation is it?
Tennis court.
Tennis court?!
Do you need a chair?
Can I sit?
Tennis court?
Is that a racket?
You're lying! It's too small!
It's a spoon racket.
Red konjac. The famous red konjac in Shiga Prefecture.
Please keep your mouth open.
I'll put it in.
Please face up.
It's already starting!
I'm scared!
Kawaiyan, start!
Wait for me! I'll give you red konjac!
Wait for me! Here I go!
How is it?
It's delicious!
Ah, you lift it up like this, and with your hand, like a tennis ball!
That's the principle of tennis, like a tennis ball!
That's not a mouth, you're attacking the mouth!
No, it's a long-distance mouth attack.
A long-distance mouth attack? What are you talking about?
It's a long-distance mouth attack!
It's not a red corner, it's a tennis court finger.
Because you do this...
I did it on a skateboard or a tennis court...
By the way, what happens if you do it on a skateboard?
If you do it on a skateboard, you slide like this...
Ah, you slide, you slide...
I see! Wow! Either one is fine!
Either one is fine!
That's good, Hao-chan!
So, Azeg!
Yes!
Let's decide on number one!
So, Azeg!
Yes!
Number one!
Yes!
Please!
My heart is pounding.
Kyoto Prefecture's Nao-chan!
Nao-chan!
Awesome!
Yes!
Really awesome!
I see!
Nao-chan has decided!
Yes! I'm happy!
I'm not good at it, but I'm happy!
I thought it was good, too!
It's good for people's eyes.
And it makes you feel good.
Yes!
For others, it's good for your eyes.
It's usually restricted.
Because...
Yawano-chan put it here.
Yes, it's like that!
Yawano-chan doesn't use it like that!
Her hands are shaking like crazy!
Now, for Oto-chan, who won here...
As a winner...
Now...
For Onii-chan...
Please eat it!
Is it good?
Yes, please!
It's top-class!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
So, for this time...
We've prepared this!
For Nao-chan and Onii-chan...
This!
Please wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
No way!
We've prepared this!
Please eat it!
It's hot oden!
It's amazing!
You can't cover it!
It's hot!
Is it that hot?
It's that hot!
What do you want to eat first?
It's weird to eat it with a spoon.
What do you want to eat first?
Mix it up.
Mix it up?
What do you mean mix it up?
Okay!
What's going on?
Is it really that hot?
Wait a minute!
It's hot!
Okay!
Please say "ah" to Onii-chan!
One, two...
Don't look at me!
Hey!
My mouth is here!
My mouth is in the middle!
So cute!
Why is my mouth here?
In the middle!
So cute!
To a girl...
Don't be scared!
So cute!
Everyone is cute!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, everyone!
Wait a minute!
Yamana-chan, what are you doing?!
What are you going to do?! If you're scared...
It's too funny!
That's good!
Wait a minute!
What is it?! You're going to surprise me like that?!
What is it?!
Later, this will become delicious.
It will become delicious, right?
Yes, thank you!
I'm glad, but I want you to let me eat it properly.
That's it! That was the Grand Prix!
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
Now, please enjoy the members' private talk!
Next up is Yamada-chan and Ota-chan!
Yes!
Thank you!
The smell of oden...
Oden is amazing! The smell of oden...
I want to eat it!
The smell of oden is already...
I'm excited!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, shall we begin?
Members' private talk, start!
First up is Yamada-chan!
Yes, I'm Yamada!
Um...
This show is called "Bun Bun", but at the time...
I got a lot of honest talks from the members...
I ended up putting pads all over my chest...
Since then, I've been getting a lot of questions from the fans at handshakes and such...
It's become a recent problem for me.
Yes, since I'm a girl, I don't want you to play with me too much...
That's right!
I'm worried about you!
Stop it! Don't say it!
Next up is Ota-chan!
Yes!
Start!
Yes, I...
I have a lot of things I'm worried about...
But they're all so serious...
I can't say it...
This is my problem!
Yes!
Serious problems...
There are so many serious problems you can't say it!
I can't say it!
Thank you for saying it!
It's a really serious problem...
Everyone, please don't listen to her!
I see...
Now, let's move on to the next segment!
Next up is...
Secret Rehearsal!
Yes!
Secret Rehearsal!
From now on, when the audience calls you for various reasons...
You have to leave a good impression!
This is a corner where you can practice secretly, positively and secretly!
That's right!
Now, let's announce today's theme!
Aseki, please!
Today, we will be rehearsing...
This one!
Yes!
Secret! Manzai and Conte!
Rehearsal!
Not bad!
Now! A certain TV station's certain TV show...
Yes, we've seen it.
We've seen it a little bit, but some of you were doing Conte, right?
Yes!
How was it doing Conte?
We all did it, right?
We all did it.
We should have done it.
We did it.
Momo-chan, you don't remember?
No, it's like a sub...
Like...
You didn't really get into it.
I see.
You didn't really get into it.
It was difficult, right?
I got quite a bit of it.
You got it!
That's hard!
I see.
But we don't know when and where we'll do it, so let's rehearse Conte and Manzai here and now so we can leave a mark on Conte and Manzai there.
It's nice that we can rehearse it on TV.
That's nice.
So first, let's try Ad-lib Manzai.
The members who draw a lottery and leave will do Manzai with me.
Since it's an Ad-lib Manzai, my role will automatically be Bokeh.
This role.
So it's an Ad-lib Manzai and Bokeh. Bokeh is quite difficult too, you know.
You have to pump it up.
But I hope you'll give me anything.
Okay.
So Asei-kun, please draw the lottery!
This person!
Oh!
Ota-chan!
What is it?
Yes.
Ota-chan, you'll do it with me.
With Bokeh?
Yes.
With Bokeh, Ota-chan.
Bokeh...
What is Bokeh?
How do you usually do it?
Bokeh or Tsukkomi?
Tsukkomi?
Tsukkomi.
Oh, it's Tsukkomi!
But there are times when you can't do Bokeh.
There are times like that.
Yes.
So please do Bokeh for me.
Yes.
Okay, now it's time for you to listen to the story for one minute.
So, please!
Start!
Time!
It's time for you to listen to the story!
Ah, I'm looking forward to it!
Are you?
You've done Conte before, right?
Yes, we have.
Manzai?
Yes, we have.
You two have done it before.
That's right.
You two have done it before.
What do you mean?
You two have done it before.
My dad came up with a story and we did Manzai together.
Your dad came up with a story?
I'd like to see it!
Where do you show it off?
On a nationwide tour or something like that.
You show off a story on a nationwide tour?
Yes, but recently...
You haven't done it?
No, we haven't.
Will you show it off in your next show?
No, I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
That's a secret.
That's nice.
Is it over?
It's over!
I think it's okay now.
Really?
I think it's okay now.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Do you have a combination?
A combination is...
What do you do for a combination? You can decide it.
Konao!
Konao, right?
Yes.
By the way, can we have a topic or something like that?
A topic?
Do you all have a topic?
A topic?
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine. A topic.
A bed.
A bed!
It's difficult!
Then, let's go!
Konao's manzai topic, a bed!
Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you. I'm Konao.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kosei.
I'm Nao.
Nice to meet you.
We are Konao!
We are Konao, but...
Yes.
Recently...
When you sleep...
You can't get enough sleep.
So you should buy a good bed.
Can you be a bed seller?
A bed seller.
I understand.
I'm going to buy one. Please.
Hello!
Can you say "yaoya" in kanji?
How about this bed?
What kind of bed is it?
It's a moving bed.
It's a lot lower.
It's a little...
It's difficult for me as a shop assistant.
It's this bed.
This bed?
Yes.
It's a bed that floats over there.
Over there?
Where? Over there?
Over there.
And there is a switch on the head.
Please press it.
What's wrong with this switch?
I pressed it.
What?
There is water.
Why?
What water?
And there are three switches here.
Three switches?
You can choose.
Then I will press the right switch.
I pressed it.
What?
It's out of order.
It's out of order?
Yes.
Then I will press the middle switch.
What?
It's a pinball.
How is it?
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing. It's like you're moving forward like a clock.
What is it? Why is a pinball coming out of nowhere?
I want you to tell me how you use it.
You push a button and a pinball comes out.
What should you do with this pinball?
A pinball comes out of the bed. What should you do with it?
If you do it like this...
If you do it like that, you should have put it on the bed in the first place.
As a clock.
It's amazing. How was it?
I couldn't sleep for about a week.
How is it?
You can go out like this.
Yes. Let's do it together.
Let's do it together.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, Asei.
Bye-bye, me too.
I want to do it.
Next up is Asei.
Yes.
I see.
Let's go.
Please sit down.
Asei is going to be a bokeh.
Yes.
Asei and Komi will automatically do Tsukkomi.
Tsukkomi.
It's difficult.
Please draw a card, Asei.
I'm going to kill you!
Yamata-chan!
How do you usually do Tsukkomi with Yamata-chan?
Both of us do it.
Both of you do it?
Really?
Both of you are geniuses.
The card went up.
Let's ask the topic first.
What do you do?
Hama-chan.
The sun.
Wait a minute!
The sun.
Let's do it in one minute.
Start!
I'm happy.
It was amazing.
Why did you do it?
I didn't do anything.
She did it before I said I would shake it.
I didn't think water would come out of it.
I didn't think pinballs would come out of it.
From the bed.
And how close you put the mic in.
If you do that, it will become a comedy skit.
That's right.
I don't do a lot of comedy skits.
I was nervous.
It looks like you had fun.
It was fun.
You could do more, right?
It was fun.
You can do it too.
Time's up!
How was it?
It was...
You kept saying "time's up" again.
Okay, let's go.
What's the name of the group?
The name of the group?
Please decide it for me.
Okay.
Spiral Cats.
What's with you?
What's with you all of a sudden?
Give me a name!
That's usually how it is.
What kind of joke is that?
Okay, let's go.
Spiral Cats' joke is "the sun".
Go ahead!
Hello!
I'm Spiral Cats!
The sun is warm, right?
That's why I think I'm closer to the sun.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy that you're closer to the sun?
I love the sun!
I wonder if you've seen it in person.
Ah, my glasses!
Where are my glasses?
My glasses! My glasses!
My glasses!
You're crazy.
But the sun is warm, right?
That's why you have to smile.
I always look at the sun and smile like this.
I always smile for about four days.
Are you crazy?
Time's up!
Hurry up, Yamada-chan!
It's like a freestyle.
I haven't decided anything.
By the way, Yamada-chan's style was like this.
Like Yasushiki...Yassan...
I got rid of Yassan.
Yassan!
Why did you want to be Yassan?
I wanted to do manzai with Yassan.
Yassan...
Don't ask me for Yassan.
You requested it?
Why did you request it?
Just let me do it normally!
I'll ask you for everything.
It's stupid!
Doing it like this.
Manzai and Iwai are Yasushikioshi, right?
Did you say "glasses, glasses"?
Or did Yassan say it?
It doesn't matter if you wear glasses.
If you say both of them, it's Yassushia.
You said a good thing.
I said a good thing?
How do you like it?
Are you an old lady?
Old lady?
Yassan, Yassan.
Yassan?
The generation doesn't know Yassan.
How do you like it, Ohta-chan?
You did it perfectly, right?
Our answer.
If you do it in this convenience store, you might win, right?
I might win.
It's good that you like it.
It's true.
It's good.
Out of ten shots, one shot is really funny for us.
I see.
Sometimes it's funny.
That's right.
Kansai people are funny and strict.
That's right, strict.
Serika-chan's answer was well received.
That's right.
Out of ten shots, how many points did you get?
Three points.
It's real.
It's pretty real.
It was pretty real.
Next, me and the members will do an ad-lib contest.
Let's do it.
Okay, Asei-kun, please listen.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You can put it down now.
Out of the remaining four members, two of you.
I'll do it in one go.
Do it in one go.
Okay, Asei.
It's an ad-lib skit.
Do it with me, please!
I'm begging you!
Serika and Luka!
Serika and Luka did an ad-lib skit with me.
I'm nervous.
Okay, everyone...
Wait a minute!
First of all, Serika and Luka!
We don't know what you're going to do yet!
Wait a minute!
We're going to do it now.
Thinking time!
What should we do for the theme?
Can you decide on a theme for us?
A theme...
A simple one. Anything is fine.
A setting like this.
Like a convenience store or a family restaurant.
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
Why did you say "theme" right away?
Theme machine!
Is it a theme machine?
Hama-chan, you're scary. Don't say "sun" or anything like that.
Sun?
I just thought of one.
What did you think of?
Frog school.
Frog school?
Okay, here it is!
This guy is scary!
Okay, one minute of joking time, start!
This way.
Frog school.
Frog school!
No, but you two!
You can't do that, okay?
That meeting...
We're having a meeting over here right now!
Right?
So next time...
Next time you'll get used to it, right?
Everyone.
So I think you can look forward to it.
These two.
These three of you next time.
Osaka.
Osaka too.
It's true!
It's true, there's Osaka.
But what kind of development will frog school have?
But it's the easiest topic we've had so far.
It's easy, it's true.
The sun was like hell!
Hell?
I wanted to go home!
I'm scared!
The sun was like...
It's the first time I've done a manzai with such a theme.
Time's up!
Hurry up!
Listen to me!
Hurry up!
The frog school theme is too difficult!
Sorry!
Time's up!
It's too difficult!
I understand.
Okay, please go to the middle.
Chimi!
What about Komime?
Yes, Komime.
Ah, Toriome.
Toriome.
Toriome is...
Luka and...
Serika and...
Chairo.
Chairo?!
Oh my!
This isn't funny at all!
This is great!
This isn't funny at all!
Okay?
Don't say things like that!
It's fine!
Let me do the theme!
Okay, Luka and Serika and Kosei will do the frog school theme!
Here we go!
Gero Gero Gero, oh I'm sorry, Gara Gara Gara!
Hey everyone, sit down! Sit down!
Ok, you guys are still in Otama Jackson's state.
In order to change from here, you have to study a lot of things.
Ok, let's start with the crying voice practice.
Ok, you in the front, Luka-chan.
Let's try the crying voice from you.
Good.
Good, good. Serika, you in the front, try it.
You guys, you guys, do the crying voice of Otama Jackson.
Do it properly.
"Gero Gero"!
You guys, do it.
Good!
"Gero Gero"! Try it, once.
"Gero Gero"!
No, more. "Gero Gero"!
"Gero Gero"!
Frogs have more. "Gero Gero"! "Gero Gero"!
More, more!
"Gero Gero"! "Gero Gero"! "Gero Gero"!
That's it! Wait!
You did it! You fooled me!
I didn't fool you.
You, blue-skinned fool!
You! You did it!
Did I do what?
You, blue-skinned fool!
Do you know blue-skinned?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I can't protect you like this!
I saw it! I learned it!
There's a girl, too. "Gero Gero"!
There's a girl, too.
No, you can't.
You're fooling me now.
You can't!
You can't fool Yasukio like that!
I didn't!
Yasukio!
What are you talking about? I just did it!
You can do it, Yasukio!
But I think I showed my cuteness.
That's good.
You were arrogant.
I wasn't arrogant!
I was arrogant!
I was cute, right?
You were cute.
Otama Jackson's crying voice.
Please do it.
Otama Jackson's crying voice.
Please don't back up the video.
It's for an editorial program.
Lastly, let's do an ad-lib point with the members who stayed with Azei.
Well, Azei and Dagara.
Onishi-chan and Hama-chan.
You two.
Let's start with Odai.
Before Odai comes, you two are having some sort of meeting.
We don't know until Odai comes.
One minute. Let's start with Netouchi-time.
Netouchi-time, start!
Odai? Odai?
We're waiting for Odai.
Odai? Odai?
Let's hear Odai first.
Odai...
What will you do?
P.E. P.E.
P.E.
Odai.
It's fine.
You can't ask her.
You can't ask her about the school in Thailand.
What about the sun?
The sun.
It's too difficult.
It's not right to ask Hama.
This is Hama.
This is not Hama.
This is Luka-chan.
It's difficult, isn't it?
No, it's not.
This is the first time for me.
The first time?
Yes, it is.
No, it's fine.
I haven't done this in a long time.
Really?
No, I haven't done this in a long time.
I have a lot of things to do in that show.
Time's up!
Okay, sports festival.
Okay, then.
Asahi-kun, Ootachan-chan, Onishi-chan, Hama-chan.
The three of you will host the sports festival.
Please!
Do you have a nickname?
Nickname?
Super Flash Mountain.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, sports festival.
Please!
Okay, we will practice group exercise for the sports festival.
Okay.
Okay?
Let's do it one by one.
First, Onishi, let's go.
Take a pose when I say "pi".
Pi!
What kind of pose is that?
What kind of pose is that in group exercise?
That's not good.
Next, Hamasa, let's go.
Pi!
What kind of pose is that?
That's weird.
That's what we do in group exercise, right?
That's not what we do in group exercise.
Let's go.
Pi!
What kind of pose is that?
Time's up!
That was really good.
It was fun.
Thank you.
But I want to say one thing.
You came forward too much when you said "pi".
Why do you come forward every time I say "pi"?
Stop doing that.
But you two were good.
There is a script for each part of the show.
So please use this ad-lib and leave a mark.
Let's do our best.
That's all for "Secret Rehearsal"!
What are you doing?
Why are you moving like that?
I see.
It was difficult.
It was fun.
I'm nervous too.
But it was fun when you two came together at the end.
That's what you two came up with.
That's right.
Let's enjoy the members' "secret talk".
Next, Onishi-chan and Hama-chan!
Please!
- Onishi-chan and Hama-chan are great actors and actresses. - That's right, they're the best!
Then, members, please give us a little talk!
Start!
Onishi-chan!
Recently, I've been having a lot of problems with constipation.
Recently, when I shave my eyebrows, half of them disappear.
When I fix my eyebrows like this, the eyelashes on this side and the eyelashes in the middle disappear.
I'm going to dance in Saitama Super Arena in a little while, so it's hard for me who has a high sense of beauty.
That's not how you end it!
Then, a little talk, start!
Hama-chan!
Yes, I'm Hama Saina, a representative of Team A.K.A. Team A.
My face is a little thick-haired, and this part of my face and my eyebrows are connected.
My eyebrows and this part of my face are connected, and I'm causing trouble for my makeup artist every day.
I'm Hama Saina, and from now on, I'd like to try to make my hair thinner.
Yes!
Ah!
OK!
Your eyebrows are thick, aren't they?
I've never heard of making your hair thinner before.
Now, let's move on to this segment, "Constipation Expansion Segment"!
Yay!
Now, we're broadcasting this show in one take.
It's quite difficult to end it in one hour, so last time we ended it in the middle of the ending song.
Really?
What a shame!
It was a shame, but...
Based on that regret, we're broadcasting this show in this segment.
That's right!
"Expansion Segment", in other words, we're going to adjust the segment until the ending song.
This time, it's three minutes!
Three minutes!
Three minutes?!
Yes, it seems like there's a segment left over.
There's only three minutes left!
Three minutes?!
That's why we're doing it in five minutes!
We're in a hurry!
I don't think you need it!
Let me explain the rules!
You have to rank your faces according to the theme.
So, today's theme is...
Ranking Kosei's favorite face!
You're in trouble!
Don't say that!
I'm going to rank your faces based on my own judgment and prejudice.
And we're going to talk about it.
I don't want you to judge me like that!
I don't like it!
I don't like it either!
I'm serious!
I'm going to rank you based on my own judgment and prejudice.
Please rank me!
Let's think about it!
Let's start!
You can ask me questions!
Who's your favorite celebrity?
Ueno Aya is my favorite.
By the way, I like tough guys like you!
I didn't ask you!
I'm serious!
Beat him up!
Beat him up after this!
He's going to beat you up!
Beat him up!
You're going to get in trouble!
What is it?
What's the length of your hair?
I like short hair!
That's enough!
The game is over!
Let's have you line up in the order of the faces you think you like.
Let's line up.
Here is the ranking.
Here you go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
It's like this.
Why do you think you're number one, Yabana-chan?
Because you're short.
You're suddenly appealing here.
You can't change it like this.
Why do you think you're number one, Hamamatsu- chan?
Because you gave it to me.
What is that?!
Think about it properly!
Let's start with 5th place.
First, my favorite face ranking.
You can't say that yourself.
I don't like it!
I know you don't like it!
4th place is...
Serika-chan!
Wow!
Serika-chan is in 4th place.
Did you hear that?
Serika-chan is in 4th place!
Serika-chan is also...
You're all so close!
Let's start with 3rd place.
3rd place is...
Hamamatsu-chan!
You can't say that yourself!
She's cute.
Ota-chan, Ota-chan.
She's cute.
3rd place is Hama-chan.
By the way, 5th place is...
Ota-chan.
I had 5th place.
I gave 3rd place to Luka-chan.
2nd place is...
Luka-chan.
Wait, wait, wait.
Which one?
I don't know which one.
I'll say it at the same time.
Here it is!
Ta-da!
Sora...
Sora Momoka-chan.
Let's hear what she has to say.
I think Oni-chan is cute.
She's so cute.
But she doesn't look like her friend's mom.
Her face...
She doesn't like her friend's mom.
Why are you asking me first?
That's right.
I said it!
I said I didn't like it.
But you were in 1st place.
I'm just happy.
Please get along with each other.
It's almost time for the ending.
How is it, everyone?
It's been 3 years.
It's been 3 years and 2 years.
It's very thoughtful of you all.
How do I look at Oni-chan's face?
She doesn't look like her friend's mom.
She doesn't look like her friend's mom at all.
She's very excited.
Lastly, let's go over here.
Today's Kossori Center!
Today, we will decide who will sing the ending song and who will be in the center position.
So, Asei-kun, please announce it!
Today's center position is...
Who is it?
Yamada-chan!
Yay!
It's Yamada-chan!
Why is it Yamada-chan?
As expected, it's "Moyasukio" again.
Wait a minute!
You have a terrible attachment to it!
There's no one who can do it perfectly!
That's true.
You were doing your best.
That's right!
Everyone, please stand by!
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Yamada-chan was first place.
How is it?
Yamada-chan was first place.
I was first place.
The center position has been decided.
Everyone, please line up.
Can you stand by?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Second place.
From fifth place to last place.
Stop it!
It's my turn!
Please!
It's always a long way around.
Alright! Let's go!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
FIRE makes you excited, doesn't it?
Just imagining it makes your cheeks puff up.
Ah, if we meet eye to eye, we might look away.
My heart might jump out of my chest.
It's natural for me to be nervous.
I'll do my best!
Please stand by!
I'll do my best!