AISubs v3.5
Now, the new program of team mate Kansai members is about to start!
Good evening, everyone!
I can't wait for it to start!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's do our best!
The first episode will be broadcast from AKB cafe number.
Let's start with the title call!
AKB48 team mate's Kansai applause!
Can you hear me?
It's our number one declaration!
Yeah!
We did it!
I'm so happy!
We said it in secret, but...
We said it out loud.
AKB48 team mate's Kansai applause!
Here we go!
Kansai applause!
First of all, let's introduce ourselves.
Let's start with Fuma-chan!
Okay!
Oh!
Okay!
Please pay attention to me!
I'm small, but...
Can you see me?
Where are you from?
I'm small in size, but...
I'm from Shiga prefecture, which has a big port.
I want to bloom a lot like a flower.
I'm 15 years old.
Nice to meet you!
All of a sudden, I have a question.
What is your favorite color?
Purple!
Blue!
But, but...
One, two...
Yes, thank you!
I'm Momoka Onishi, a representative of Kyara prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
Okay!
Are you ready?
Everybody...
Now!
I'm Shinmei and I'm from Kyoto prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
Okay!
Then, Kansai Nanamingyo!
One, two...
Pi-pi-pi!
Pi-pi-pi-pi!
Nanami!
Yes, I'm Nanami Yamada, a representative of Hyogo prefecture.
I'm 18 years old and I'm a third year high school student.
Nice to meet you!
Yay!
Team A and Team B's...
Miyojiro!
I'm Serika Nagano, representing Osaka Prefecture.
I'm 15 years old and I have the same name as Toyota's famous car.
Please call me "Serika"!
Serika!
Nice to meet you!
One, two...
If you say "wolf"...
Wolf!
If you say "rooster"...
Rooster!
I'm from Umebosu, Wakayama Prefecture in Mikanto.
I'm 16 years old and my name is Yamamo.
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo!
Nice to meet you!
What kind of program is this show with 6 new members and 6 Kansai members?
Nanami-chan, please hurry up and answer!
Hurry up and answer!
How is Kansai like?
I don't know anything!
It's like this!
Should I say it now?
I want to read it!
It's like this!
Should I say it now?
What should I do?
Should I say it now?
It's like this!
It's okay, it's okay!
Let's all recover from here!
Let's go!
I would like this person to explain!
The person who will be the host of the show is...
Shigeshimoto-san's proud genius brother and comedian...
Chihara-kyoumei-san!
Thank you for waiting!
Thank you for being funny!
Thank you!
There's no way we're doing this!
I don't want to show Chihara-kyoumei-san such a disaster!
There's no point in it!
Then should we call it "ruka"?
"ruka"?
"ruka" is "luka"!
It's not just a joke.
It's like "no no no no no no no no"
What does it mean?
It's like "yo" and "haya"
"Yo" and "haya"
I see.
Why don't you try it Anne?
"Yo" and "haya"
It's good for you.
Everyone else does jokes but
I know but it was so slippery that a little person said "it's freezing!"
I did it!
If you don't laugh in a place like this, you won't have a future!
You guys are the seniors!
Please take care of us, everyone.
Now, we will explain.
This evening, Team 8, 6 members of Kanta area will unite and secretly aim for No. 1 so that other area members won't find out.
Yay!
Everyone, let's aim for No. 1!
Kanta area will secretly aim for your secret efforts.
By the way, this is a marker for you.
It's cute, right?
It's a secret 8-ro.
Secret 8-ro!
But you guys have such cute faces!
Cute!
You guys have the face of a greedy businessman.
Right!
Isn't it?
We want to use this as our LINE stamp!
We want to do our best!
That's right!
Let's bring our 8-ros!
And for the members who worked the hardest today, at the end of the show, there will be a secret center reward.
Is there a center?
It's a center!
You will sing in the center!
It's not that easy!
It's not!
Everyone, do your best!
Thank you!
Now, Kanta area members, do you want to be No. 1 of Team 8 in all 6 areas?
We want to!
You want to, right?
Let's do our best!
That's right!
That's wonderful!
Let's do our best with a round of applause!
Thank you!
Also, even though we are doing this show in secret, we won't tell you any secrets!
No secrets!
After recording, we will broadcast without cuts or editing!
It will be perfect!
That's right!
Perfect!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for everything!
I'm sorry!
Even if you make a mistake, we will broadcast it!
That's right!
Just now, Mohama-chan...
Oh, it's been a while!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since this show was broadcasted!
It's been a while!
That's right!
It's been a while!
We will broadcast it for everyone!
Yes!
Thank you!
Now, let's do our best with Team 8 in all 6 areas!
Now, let's get back on track and make our No. 1 declaration!
Yes!
Now, Luka-chan, please make your No. 1 declaration!
Yes!
I can say "yo" the fastest!
So, I will use this "yo" and do my best in this show!
Yo, yo, yo!
Do your best!
YOU SHOULD NOT THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, THINK ABOUT Putting yourself first!
It is only you, Koma-chan!
It's been a year!
Okay!
Okay, okay.
It was two hours ago.
Number one declaration.
It's an appeal.
Don't be so sudden.
Number one declaration.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
Let's fix it up.
Okay, okay.
Let's fix it up and do it again.
Number one declaration.
Please!
We, team eight, six Kansai members...
Among us, team eight...
No, no, no.
Among us, AKB48...
No, no, no.
Among us, idols...
We will shine the brightest!
I'm embarrassed.
Say something.
We will shine the brightest!
We will secretly declare it here and now.
Kansai Station, start!
This is dangerous!
Hama-chan, you are so nice!
But Hama-chan...
Please say something!
This is real, right?
No, it's not!
All of you are staff!
But it's fine!
It's fine like that!
It's not a big deal!
Please do your best!
Now, let's have the members secretly talk!
First, Hama-chan and Onishi-chan!
Thank you!
Hama-chan and Onishi-chan!
Now, let's have the members secretly talk for one minute!
Start!
The theme is the enthusiasm of the new show!
Let's start with Hama-chan!
I love comedians,
so I will do my best to receive a lot of them!
I'm a...
I'm a variety...
Yes!
Goodbye...
I think it's interesting...
But...
I'm going to lose!
I'm going to laugh!
I'm going to do my best!
Please watch me!
I'm going to do my best!
I'm 15 years old!
I'm young!
I didn't know what she was saying!
Let's continue!
Let's go!
Let's do our best in this new show!
I challenged myself to do a skit in a different show.
I think I was able to break my own shell in that show.
I want to break my own shell in this show as well!
I've been using an app called "showroom" since 5 in the morning.
I've been using it for 4 months now!
I wake up early, don't I?
30 seconds left!
I'm 19 years old.
I hope I can show various sides of me as an adult!
What kind of challenge do you want to do?
I'm 19 years old!
I'm doing my best to lose my shyness!
I'm going to do my best!
One minute left!
You're right!
I think you'll be able to see various sides of us!
Let's start with this segment!
"Shy Feeling Couple"!
It's our first time meeting the six of you from Kansai.
- That's right! - Yes!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
Now, in order for the show to be fun and exciting, we've decided to get to know each other better.
I see!
Today, we'd like to have a "feeling couple"!
That's a luxury for me!
Do you know about "feeling couple" among your generation?
- Do you know about it? - Do you know about it?
- Do you know about it, Ohama-chan? - Yes, I've seen it on TV.
- Oh, you've seen it on TV! - Yes!
- You know, like Ronbu-san's show? - Yes!
First of all, we'll introduce ourselves.
- Okay! - Okay, men!
- Well, it's two men, but... - That's right!
- Let's start with Ase-kun. - Yes!
- Shall we? - Sure!
- Uh... everyone, nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- My name is Ase of Miki. My real name is Miki Ase.
- My name is Ase of Miki. My family is in Kyoto. - Wait, wait, wait!
- Don't you have a matchmaking club? - Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait, you're really going overboard! - No, but introducing yourself!
- Wait, you're really going overboard! - No, I don't know!
- You're already on it, so how will you know? - No, no...
- You're already on it, so how will you know? - I've been trying to find my matchmaking club.
- You can't, you're an idol! - That's right!
- Just... - Please look at me and cheer up!
- Yes! - Please!
- Idol, idol! - Stop it!
- Stop doing that, you! - Yes!
- Okay, let me continue... - Go ahead!
- I'm Ase of Miki. - Okay!
- My big brother. - Wow, I'm nervous...
- No matter what anyone say, I love Disneyland. - I love it!
I love it, so I hope we can go to Disneyland with everyone again.
It'll be fun, right? Thank you in advance!
- Thank you in advance! - Now, with that, the men are done.
- It doesn't matter for us. - It doesn't matter for us.
- Now, for the women, let's start with Hama-chan. - Yes!
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
Yes, my name is Hama Saina and I'm from Shiga Prefecture.
I'm 15 years old and my charming point is my slightly bent little finger.
- That's your charming point! - That's your charming point!
- I know, right?
- Hey, even if you do it like this, you'll go back. - That's my charming point!
- I think you have it.
- Please, please remember me as your little finger... little finger Hama Saina. - Remember me as your little finger Hama Saina.
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
- Now, next up is Onishi-chan. - Yes!
- Nice to meet you, my name is Onishi Momoka. - Everyone's a little like a couple.
- You're too stiff.
Yes, as I said earlier, I do live streams every day from 5 in the morning to 5 in the afternoon.
- That's my serious side. - That's your serious side.
- That's your serious side.
Yes, and my charming point is my dented neck.
Unfortunately, we can't show you.
Please leave it up to me and give me some ideas.
Yes, I'm Oota Naoto.
Yes, I'm Oota.
I'm the oldest, but I have a bit of sexiness.
From there, I'm a bit black and shiny.
Black and shiny?
What are you saying?
Black and shiny?
Yes, I have a black and shiny career.
Please leave it up to me and give me some ideas.
I'm Oota.
Black and shiny and Oota.
Thank you for the tea.
Next, Yamada-chan.
Yes, I'm Yamada Nanami, representative of Kogo Prefecture.
Recently, on February 9th, it's my birthday.
I'm turning 18 years old.
Congratulations!
I'm 18 years old, but I'm not like Oota.
No, no.
I'm not like Oota, but I have sexiness.
Please leave it up to me and give me some ideas.
Thank you!
I'm 30 years old and I'm turning 18 years old.
When I look at you, my nose pops out.
I can't see you.
Thank you.
Next, Nerika-chan.
I'm Nagano Serika, representative of Kogo Prefecture.
Thank you!
As you can see, my charming point is my pale skin.
See?
My pale skin...
You said it yourself!
I'm white-skinned.
White-skinned?
And my hobby is mahjong.
Mahjong?
My hobby is mahjong and sometimes I go out with my grandpa.
Oh, you go out with your grandpa.
You go out with your grandpa.
You have a lot of hobbies.
And I love macarons!
Cute!
Because it's macarons!
You don't need macarons.
Please drown in my serika!
Cute!
Let's move on to the last one.
I'm Yamamoto Ruka, representative of Wakayama Prefecture.
My complex is...
No, no, no! You should say it in a good place like this!
Why did you say "complex" in the first place?
What kind of place is it? I want you to accept it.
My complex is my low nose.
Is it?
If you say "hmmm", your lips will come out.
Oh, I see.
It's really low, so...
If you're going to have plastic surgery, I want you to do nose surgery.
Why did you say "idol" or "plastic surgery" all of a sudden?
Please say it in a natural way like this.
That's right.
Is there anything else you want to ask?
Stop asking questions all of a sudden!
That's right.
I really like girls' dialects.
Is it okay for me to ask you your favorite dialect?
Like "I like you" in each of your dialects?
Yes, like "I love you".
I see.
Let's start with Hama-chan.
I don't like it!
You have a good reaction.
If you were to confess your love in your own Kansai dialect, how would you do it?
Well...
I'll do it.
What's so funny about that?
"I like you" in each of your dialects!
It's a celebration, right?
Yes!
I love you
Really?
I can't believe it!
You're lying.
Cute, cute, cute.
Let's go with "I love you".
I love you
I love you so much, Miki
I love you
What is that?
What is she saying?
She's conscious of it.
That's good.
Let's go with "I love you", Nao.
Nao...
I want to be Miki's wife.
Nao!
She confessed!
I want to be Miki's wife.
She suddenly asked you out.
As expected of Miki.
Cute!
Oh, oh!
She wants you to throw a kiss at her.
I like getting thrown a kiss.
Yes.
Throwing a kiss?
Yes.
One by one...
I'm getting carried away!
One by one, throw me a kiss.
Throw me a kiss.
Now?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know how to react.
No!
I'm happy!
My heart is pounding.
I'm happy!
She decided not to sleep tonight.
Her reaction is great.
Thank you.
Let's go with "I love you", Serika-chan.
Serika-chan, look at the camera.
Nao!
She's cute!
She's an adult.
Look!
Double!
She's a bit greedy!
She's great!
She said "greedy" and "double".
She's cute.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Fuka-chan, you've been making a lot of trouble for a while now.
Can I be in charge of "falling"?
I'm not asking for it. I don't need your jokes.
But you're a good woman.
We learned a lot about you.
So, ladies, if you have any questions for us...
Anything is fine.
You're not going up that high, are you?
You're usually up high.
Anything is fine if you have a question.
Anything is fine.
But still...
You're a comedian, after all.
A comedian.
Don't say that about a comedian!
A comedian is polite.
I think you're great at making jokes.
I want to learn that.
Jokes are great?
Yes.
Jokes and compliments.
I think they're great.
I see.
Where should we do it?
Jokes and compliments.
Shall we do one?
I want to do something.
Shall we do something?
What should we do?
Let's do something.
What should we do?
I'm sorry.
There's nothing.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it here.
There's a lot of white.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm 30 years old now.
White...
I'm sorry.
Take it off.
Is there such a thing?
How is it?
I've learned it.
You've learned it?
Thank you.
That's how it is.
I can't say it anymore.
You can say it.
There was a lot of white.
I'm sorry.
There's too much white.
You have to do it all.
I'm sorry.
It's a gag that young girls do.
Please stop it.
Hita is only doing it with AKB members.
She's been doing it for years.
She's so small.
Is there anything else?
It's okay.
Yes.
What is it, Hama-chan?
I'm curious about it.
Thank you.
It's okay.
You're brothers, right?
Yes.
Why do you get along so well as brothers and do comedy?
In other words, you don't have any friends.
That's right.
You don't have any friends and you do comedy.
That's it.
If you really had friends, you would have been different.
You don't have any friends at all.
I only had you two.
If you do that, you have no choice but to do it together.
Even now, you two eat lunch together.
You don't get along.
I hope you leave these points as good points.
Now, I think we both understand each other well.
Yes.
It's finally confession time.
Everyone, please write down the names of people you want to be a couple with and give it to the staff.
Please.
Then, thinking time, start!
Is it okay?
This is...
I'm looking forward to it.
It doesn't matter what you think.
That's right.
Don't hide it.
In short...
Me, too!
Hide it.
Hide it and don't show it.
Don't show it.
There were many things.
We showed our bokeh.
That's right.
We thought about it together.
What should we do?
We had questions and answered them.
That's right.
I think there are people who look at it like that.
In the meantime, let's have Miki-kun, who is in charge of handsome men of the Miki family, give us a lovely love story.
I see.
Everyone, please think about it.
A love story talk.
There are people who look at AKB.
That's right.
Thank you for your time.
When I was in college, I told my girlfriend.
She said it to me a lot.
I like that kind of M family and S family.
When I went to Disneyland, I won a prize race with my girlfriend.
I went out and said, "Yes! I won!"
Why did you do it?
I won! Yes!
In the middle of Disneyland, she said, "Are you crazy?!"
She was angry.
After that, we broke up right away.
It's completely different from what you said.
It's a love story talk.
I want you to say, "There is an episode like this."
My brother's girlfriend said she liked me.
That's a lot.
That's what my classmates like about Asei.
That's right.
He's a hot guy.
Even in high school, when he joined the soccer club, his manager followed him seven or eight times.
He's one of Asei's targets.
That's amazing.
I don't know what's going to happen here.
I don't know what's going to happen to all of the girls in AKB.
I think that's a big minus point.
The fact that they're hiding it.
I see.
The staff is collecting it now.
Yes, we're collecting it.
It seems like the results of the collection have been compiled.
Will the couple be formed?
Everyone, please prepare for the red thread.
Please.
Everyone is holding the red thread.
Do you have a red thread?
Do you have one?
Do you have it?
Do you have it, Hama-chan?
I have it.
Okay, Hama-chan.
Red one.
That one.
That's it.
Okay, let's go.
So, we have the red one.
First of all, we have the sausage.
Hama-chan.
She gave me a great reaction.
The best.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Hama-chan chose...
Who is it?
One of the red threads...
First of all, you put one of the red threads on your ring finger.
And the other one...
The one you chose...
Ring finger...
No, middle finger.
The one that's bent.
Please put one of them on either one of you.
Please!
Which one?
Should we prepare for it?
Should we hold it?
Should we hand it over?
Ah, I'm nervous.
I'm really nervous.
What do you think, Hama-chan?
Who is it?
Death.
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, it's Asei.
Hama-chan is young, so you can only judge by his appearance.
No, no, no.
I want to see your humanity.
Then, is there anyone else who chose Asei?
Who chose Asei?
Yes.
Wait a minute. Huh?
I chose him.
Serika-chan, Asei?
Your rivals have increased, Hama-chan.
Yes.
Yamada-chan too?!
Yes.
What?!
The doctor too?!
Wait a minute.
Anyone else?
Huh?
No one else, right?
The four of you chose the wrong person again.
It's just like you imagined.
Then, should we give it all to Asei?
Yes.
Give it to him and say your own voice.
Thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
Then, Asei-kun.
Yes.
Who did you choose?
Yes.
Is there anyone you chose?
Yes.
Then, Asei-san, please choose.
Huh? I'm scared.
I'm scared!
If you haven't chosen yet, please cut the string.
Huh? I'm scared!
I don't like it!
If you haven't chosen yet, please cut the string.
I'm going!
First, this person.
I'm sorry!
Hana-chan!
Why?
Well, it can't be helped.
You're still young.
I'm sorry for being rude.
Hana-chan, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being rude.
I'm sorry for learning a lot of things.
I'm sorry for being rude.
Hana-chan, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please go back to your beautiful school.
Please go back.
Please give me your wallet.
I'm counting on you.
Then, next...
This person should be chosen.
Please choose.
Who could it be?
Is it okay? Is it okay for me?
I'm sorry!
Oh, Serika!
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you choose Serika?
I don't like it.
Serika's fans will get mad at you.
Why? Why did you choose Serika?
Well, it's okay for both of you.
But for me...
I see.
There is one person.
There is one person who chose that person.
Yes.
But it may not be both of you.
It may be either of you.
Please choose one.
Please!
Either of you will definitely cut it.
Then...
I will choose...
Oh!
Onishi!
Huh?
You haven't woken up since 5.30 a.m.!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, I may sleep a lot today.
I'm sorry, Onishi.
I'm sorry. I want to sleep a lot.
This time...
Even if you wake me up at 5.30 a.m.
I want to sleep a lot.
It's a couple's rule.
Then, next...
This is what will happen.
If you're okay with it, don't cut it and put it on your little finger.
If you're not okay with it, cut it.
Then...
The red thread...
Do you know you're sandwiched between the two red threads?
What kind of position is this?
What kind of face is this?
Let's do it.
Then...
Let's do it!
Then...
Huh? She put down the scissors.
She put down the scissors! Huh?
And with that, the couple doesn't exist!
Huh? Why?!
You were wrong.
You were wrong! I was the one who was wrong!
You were left out in the end!
I was definitely wrong!
Huh? Why?!
Yamada-chan, you weren't wrong.
Yeah, I was wrong.
Oh, really?
I wanted to choose you, Yamada-chan.
Oh, Yamada-chan, you weren't wrong.
But that means there are other first-class people, right?
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Now, for the rest of the members...
I, who confess one of my red threads, will...
That's...
That's not...
That's not a phrase that exists in this world!
I don't want to say it!
But it's written there! Take it back!
That's not...
What is that?!
It's like "touch me" or something!
That's not a phrase that exists in this world!
Now, for me...
Please!
Huh? Huh?
Really?!
Oh, I dropped it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I dropped it. I dropped it.
No, it's not me who's wearing it.
I'm counting on you, Delga-chan!
Anyway...
Now, I...
Whether or not we're a couple or not...
I'd like to judge it.
I'll do it in one go!
In one go...
Well, then!
Let's do it!
I'll decide it in one go.
Which one I'll do.
First of all, I'm sorry, Nao-chan!
Not good.
Well, well, why didn't you do it, Nao-chan?
Nao-chan, you're in black and white with me.
Hurry up and say it!
Both of you are in black and white!
It's dark! You can't walk at night!
You can't walk at night because you're wearing clothes!
Now, Luka-chan.
Luka-chan, thank you.
Oho! Well, I'll go!
Please!
Thank you.
I hope it works.
What a nice girl.
Sorry!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
What?
Who is shaking it?
No!
I don't care about what you say!
You say you can't decide only one, so it happens.
I'm sorry, Ruka-chan.
It's okay, but you're too strong-minded.
I want to stand in front of you, too.
Let's stand in front of me together.
Otherwise, we'll cause a traffic accident.
I want to stand in front of you.
I'm sorry, everyone.
By the way, what about you, Asei?
Me?
Who do you want?
Actually, I want Ruka-chan.
What?
I like the way you stand in front of me.
I want to stand in front of you, too.
I see.
Let's stand in front of me.
You know me well.
I'm glad you chose me.
I like the sound you make when you kiss me.
It's not vulgar, but I like the sound you make.
You're like an idol.
By the way, Kousuke-san, who do you think it is?
I think you'll know if you do it.
Me?
Yes.
Can I guess?
Yes, you can.
Yamada-chan.
Wrong!
What?
You still don't know.
I'm sorry.
Yamada-chan, I'm glad you chose me.
But Hama-chan.
I'm glad you chose me.
I like your reaction.
I like your reaction, too.
When we were on a date, I saw a cake and said, "OK! OK!"
Because we're having fun.
I'm about to cry.
What's wrong?
I'm so happy that I'm about to cry.
Wait a minute. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm scared.
Why are you crying?
Are you happy?
What do you mean?
Wait a minute. Are you scared?
Are you scared of being told by a man like me?
Let's ask her.
What's wrong?
What's the reason for your tears?
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
No, no, no.
Dog? Chinese dog?
Why are you suddenly whining?
It's not good.
What's wrong?
It was fun.
I like comedians very much.
I was happy to work with you.
Hama-chan, can you say that later?
I didn't think you would say you like me.
I didn't think you would say you like me, so I'm happy.
Then why did you choose sweat?
If I said Hama-chan, you would cry.
I didn't think you would say you like me, so I'm happy.
What's wrong?
What are you going to do?
No, it's not like that.
I like you two.
Thank you.
It means you like me, right?
That's right.
It means you like me, right?
We are a team, so let's get along well.
Thank you.
Let's move on to the one-minute secret talk.
Today, we have Yamamoto-chan and Narano-chan.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you.
I don't know how many people will listen to this.
Thank you for joining us.
We are looking forward to this new show.
Let's talk about how we feel about this one-minute secret talk.
Let's start with Luka-chan.
Luka-chan, let's go.
Let's talk about Luka-chan's one-minute secret talk.
Start!
Hello, I'm Luka Yamamoto.
I'm sorry for making a mistake in my lines at the beginning of the show.
Through this show, I'd like to break free from my boring life and make my life interesting.
So please watch this show with warm eyes.
Yes, that's right.
Thank you.
I said I had a complex about my nose, but I also have a charming point.
My charming point is my ears.
My ears are very bouncy.
If you look at me from behind, I have a mechanism of passing light through my ears.
Okay, I'm ready.
Wonderful, Ruka-chan. Thank you.
Okay, let's move on to Nagano-chan.
Yes, I'm Nagano Serika.
My body is very soft.
I'd like to start now.
I'd like to say my enthusiasm.
It's the first time I met you, but I'd like to get along with you and do a lot of activities.
And I love dad jokes.
I'd like to say it now.
Lemon's good lemon.
Thank you.
Is there more?
First of all, I'd like you to remember that I'm pale at this time.
I'll do my best. Thank you.
Okay!
Great!
You all have various special skills.
That's nice.
You can say "yo" a lot.
You can say it in a row.
That's amazing.
That's great.
Now, let's move on.
Kansai's number one is Kostoriwang Club, which prefecture is it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Now, Kostoriwang Grand Prix.
It's a show where teammates and Kansai area come together and aim for number one.
Even these six people have to work hard.
That's right.
As representatives of each prefecture, I'd like you to carry the prefecture and aim for Kansai area's number one and fight hard.
Yes.
It's an individual match from now on.
Let me announce the first theme that should be commemorated.
Yes.
Please announce it.
Yes!
Then, I'll announce the theme.
Yes!
Where is the prefecture with the most courage in Kansai area?
I see!
Courage!
Where is the prefecture with the most courage in Kansai area?
That's right!
Please explain the rules!
Let's explain the rules!
I'll start from here!
It says "courage" so it's you!
Look up!
It says "courage" on top!
You said it first so I thought you said it first!
No, it says "courage" on top!
I'll explain the rules!
Please!
From now on, Minamizan will be testing their courage in a one-on-one battle format.
I see!
The three people who win in a one-on-one battle will compete in a final round and the prefecture with the most courage in Kansai area will be recognized as the prefecture with the most members who won in the end.
That's great!
Everyone, are you confident?
Yes!
You're carrying your own prefecture!
That's right!
Do your best with that in mind!
Please think of it as a substitute!
Now, let's get started!
Here is the topic of the first round of courage test!
Ta-da!
Ah, there it is!
You don't have to say it!
I don't really think about it, but I dare say it!
Kosei's failure!
Yes!
Alright!
Now!
This time!
The members surprised me!
That's right!
In the first round!
Actually, during the rehearsal, it was a different theme.
That's right!
Here is the real thing!
A first-time human failure cannot be achieved without courage!
That's right!
I don't really think about it, but I dare say it!
Kosei was the first one to fail.
That's right!
During the rehearsal, each of you failed at one of your own.
But, we are members of a team!
Yes!
It's not like that!
Yes!
It's about how much you can say to me, your first encounter!
That's right!
That's the battle!
There are many things!
Please say a lot of things!
Now, I will say it!
If you say a lot of things, I will say quite a lot of things!
What will you say?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but she's really going to follow you all the way to the worst house.
The worst!
Let's decide the combination of the first match. Ase-san, please.
The first match is...
Yamada-chan and...
Luka-chan!
Yamada-chan is amazing!
Luka doesn't need it.
That's good! She's like an old lady!
Yamada-chan and Luka-chan, please go to the front.
Should we do it from the camera's point of view?
Let's start with Yamada-chan.
Kosei-san, I'll hold it for you.
Please receive it with all your heart!
Say as much as you want to me. Say whatever you want.
Anything?
Hit me with all your strength.
Don't worry about it.
Let's start with Yamada-chan.
A serious match with both of you.
Say as much as you want to me.
Please!
Hey!
You know...
You're darker than Nao-chan!
Why did you say that?
I was hurt.
Nao-chan was hurt too.
You two!
You two know that Nao-chan is darker than you.
Okay.
Luka-chan. High school's Luka-chan.
Say as much as you want to me.
Hey!
- It's too late. - Let's see.
You look like a teacher of school.
- Terrible! - Terrible!
- We'll do it together. - To members like this.
- Yes. - Like a teacher of school.
- Yes. - Now, judges, ASEC.
- Yes. - Which one was more courageous?
Judgment, please!
Winner!
Luka...
- Luka-chan! - Luka-chan!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
You look like a teacher of school.
- The way you say it. - The way you say it.
- Yes, it's a little funny. - Your eyes...
- It's Ebisu-style. - Yes.
- Ebisu model. - Ebisu model.
- Ebisu model's suit. - Ebisu model's suit.
- That's right. - That's good.
- Yamada-chan, you hurt others.
- Yes. - That's a minus point.
- Yamada-chan, you hurt others. - That's a minus point.
- So, Luka-chan is the winner. - Yes.
- Now, ASEC's next opponent. - Yes.
- I really don't like this. - Here we go.
- Here we go, next opponent. - Here!
- Hama-chan! - Hama-chan!
- Hama-chan, first Hama-chan. - Hama-chan and...
- Hama-chan's opponent is... - Hama-chan and...
- Jan! - Oni-chan!
- Hama-chan vs. Oni-chan. - Oni-chan!
- Hama-chan vs. Oni-chan. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- Please stand here. - I'll go and receive it myself.
- Yes. - I'll go and receive it myself.
- She's going to receive the flyer. - That's right.
- An elevated war. - An elevated war.
- Hama-chan is hiding. Hama-chan, it's OK. - Hama - chan, it's OK.
- It's OK. - She said that she liked me earlier, so...
- On the contrary of saying that she was happy, there are things she thinks about. - There are many things.
- There are things she thinks about.
- Please. - Please.
- Now, Hama-chan. - Hama-chan, first.
- Yes. - Please show off your funny side.
When I'm doing a skit, my voice is too high and I don't know what I'm saying!
- That's good! - Thank you!
- This is also said by movie makers. - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - It's good, it's okay! - It's great!
- Now, next, Onishi-chan. - Yes. - Please say it in a loud voice!
My face, clothes, shoes are brown and ugly!
- That's what you thought, right? - Okay, okay! - Wait a minute!
- That's amazing! - Okay, okay!
- For now... - For now, it's my brother.
- I'll say it. I'll say it. - For now, it's my brother. - You're the only one I haven't seen.
- Now, please give us a score! - The winner is...
- Hama-chan! - Hama-chan! - I'm happy! - Yay!
- Both of you were really high! - Both of you were really high!
- I'm really happy, but I'm the only one who's not happy. - That's right!
- It's a little different. Everyone has different looks and actions, but... - Composure! - Composure of the story...
- It's a little hard to hear. - I see. - Hama-chan wins! - Thank you!
- Onishi-chan was also good, right? - I'm sorry! I didn't think of it! - It's okay!
- There's nothing you didn't think of! - That's right! - That's right!
- Now, next, for the last one, the last one is... - The last one is... - Please say it in doubles! - Yes.
- Nao-chan and... - Nao-chan and... - Serika! - Serika-chan!
- Please say it! - Nao-chan and Serika-chan! - You can do it!
- Then... - You can do it! - Then let's have Serika-chan say it first, right? - Yes!
- Let's go with the corner and Nao-chan first! - Let's go with the corner and Nao-chan first! - That's right!
- Well, then... Starting with Serika-chan first... Please say it out loud for me! - Here I go!
- Yes! - Yes! - Sorry! Sorry! - Naw... Naw... That doesn't matter! Let's go!
Then... Serika-chan! Please say it out loud for me!
Your glasses don't suit you, but your hair is messy!
What do you mean?
Do you want me to shave it off?
What do you want me to do?
Stop either of you!
Minus 2000.
If you don't want me to shave it off, put on your glasses.
Is there such a game?
Yes, there is.
I accepted it.
Nao-chan, continue.
Please say it out loud for me!
Your face and your claim are amazing, but you are too small when you clap!
Wonderful!
I thought you were like that.
This kind of clap...
Women's parliament!
Yagi Genki Iwaki-san!
Am I wrong?
I thought you were like that.
Asahi-kun, please judge!
The winner is...
Nao-chan!
I'm glad.
It has a "c".
I see.
That's right.
It's small in size.
I'm glad.
For Senna-chan's sake, I'm glad.
Even though you're wearing glasses, you have thick hair.
What kind of standard is that?
People who are wearing glasses think you're bald.
Your sword is amazing.
Right?
Senna-chan, thank you.
I'm glad.
It's wonderful.
It was a game with a lot of regrets.
The winner is decided by three people.
Let's play a final round with three people.
The topic of the final round is...
"Explosive couple balloon splitting"!
What do you think?
Congratulations!
I don't think you've heard of it.
Yes.
It's "Explosive couple balloon splitting".
The rules are simple.
What?
The three of you will blow up the balloon at the same time.
The person who blows up the balloon first is the winner.
I see.
Blow up the balloon.
If it explodes, the person is the winner.
I'm glad.
What's wrong, Hama-chan?
I'm glad.
Hama-chan, what's wrong?
Do you blow up it with your mouth?
What's wrong with your hands?
What does that mean?
Where do you blow up it?
How do you blow up it?
Do you put it in your fingers and blow it up?
Do you blow up it like this?
You can only do it with your mouth, right?
You blow up it with your mouth.
Hama-chan, Nao-chan and Luka-chan.
Yes.
Please step forward.
Wow!
Really?
Don't blow up it!
It's yellow.
Don't blow up it!
You're getting used to it!
You're like a ballerino!
Okay, let's go.
If you blow up it, you're the winner.
I'm scared!
You're getting used to it.
That's right.
Okay, then.
Blow up it.
Blow up the balloon.
Start!
You can do it!
Nao, you're good at it!
Hurry up!
Hama-chan is so scary!
Hama-chan, you can do it!
Blow up it!
Go, go, go!
I'm scared!
Luka-chan is here, too!
Wait! Wait!
I'm scared!
Go!
Okay, it's over!
So, the winner is Nao-chan!
No, it was decided that Nao-chan, from Kyoto, will be the bravest one to blow up the balloon.
It was so close!
Luka-chan, you were so close, too!
Hama-chan!
There's no penalty.
Zero!
Zero penalty!
Even so, don't do something like this!
Don't do something anyone can do!
So, how do you feel now, Nao-chan?
You won!
Yay! Kyoto is the best!
You did it!
It's like watching an interview with a foreign skater.
Yay! Kyoto is the best!
So, that's it for today!
That was "Secretly One Minute Talk"!
Yay!
So, let's move on to "Secretly One Minute Talk"!
Ota-chan and Nayama-chan, please!
Please!
So, let's start "Secretly One Minute Talk" with Nao-chan!
I'm Ohtano! Since this new show is starting, I looked up information about you, Miki-san!
And I saw on the internet that you're cooler than me, and I thought it was true!
Wow, I'm happy! Thank you!
And... what else should I say?
Then...
I, Ohtano, would like to sell my sexiness.
I hope you can feel my overflowing sexiness.
Let's do it in a row!
No, no, no!
10 seconds left!
We look forward to your continued support of our new show!
What is this?
Yay!
Thank you!
Next up is Yamada-chan!
Start!
I'm Yamada-chan, and I'm from Hyogo prefecture.
I have a favorite food.
I love home-cooked meals.
My charming point is my right eyebrow.
I'd appreciate it if you could only look at my right eyebrow when you look at the screen.
The six of us in our team and Kansai area will be hosting this show.
I think we have the most unity in our area.
I'd like to show it on a show like this.
I'm 47 years old, and I think Kansai area is the noisiest area.
Even if it's noisy, I'd like to show it more and more.
I'd like to talk more and more.
Please remember me and like me.
That's amazing.
There's still more.
I don't look good in yellow.
I'm sorry.
But this is not an eight.
It's an eight.
I love film, and it says "eight" here.
I'd like to give these parkas to our fans.
That was a weird way of ending it.
We had a lot of things to talk about, but it's already been an hour.
It's already been an hour.
It's already the ending.
How was the first Kansai show?
Did you have fun?
It was fun.
It was fun?
It's our first meeting today, so I think we'll be more excited and have more fun.
We have news from our teammates.
Nao, please.
For our fourth year as a team,
on April 2nd, three years ago,
at Saitama Super Arena,
we will have a nationwide tour of 47 wonderful cities
and hold a three-year annual festival in Saitama.
We can do it alone at Saitama Super Arena,
so we will do our best to give it all we have now.
Everyone, please come and have fun!
We'll be waiting for you!
That's amazing!
At Saitama Super Arena?
How many people will go to Saitama Super Arena?
Two...
Don't be greedy!
Lastly, here we have today's Costume Center!
Who worked hardest to be the center of the ending song?
Aseg, please announce it!
I will announce it.
Today's Costume Center is...
Who is it? I'm excited.
Hama-chan from Shiga Prefecture!
Hama-chan! Congratulations!
Hama-chan!
So, what's your decision?
I have a decision.
What is it?
You cried for me.
You cried for me?
No woman has ever made you cry for me.
I'm happy for you, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Maybe you didn't hear it.
So, Costume Center is Hama-chan and Hama-chan.
Everyone, please stand by!
Hama-chan, you did it!
Thank you!
So, Hama-chan, you don't have much to say about the center, do you?
Not at all!
You don't, do you?
It's your first time as a center.
It's your first time as a center on this show.
So, shall we go?
Let's go.
It looks like you're ready.
So, Hama-chan will be the center.
Please listen to today's ending song and say goodbye.
Here we go!
There's something I want to say!
After all, fans are cute!
I like you, I love you, I like you!
Ah~
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck!
Ah~
Nice!
Looking up at the blue sky
Who do you think of?
I want to see you right now
It's nice to have someone
When I find something happy
I want to share it with you
To that wonderful city at forty-seven
While singing a song, let's go see it
Get on a giant wheelchair
It's exciting, I'm getting closer
Yay!
Good work!
You're an idol all of a sudden!
Good work!
Thank you!
Good work!
Say something happy!
I'm sorry for being bad at singing even though I'm a good singer!
Thank you!
You can't do it here!
Thank you!
Everyone, thank you for coming today!
Let's all work hard and have fun!
Yes, yes!
Everyone, please watch it again!
Everyone on Team AKB, thank you!
See you next week!
Bye bye!