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Tonight's punishment action is...
Mad Scientist Yoshikawa will use members' bodies for human experiment.
Let's guide them to the experiment room of fear, even if their bodies become like that.
120th inning. Play ball!
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Shota-kun, don't forget to smile today!
Smile, smile, smile, smile!
The 120th batch of action is this!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Who is it?
W-what is this?!
My body is being tied up!
Damn it! I can't move!
- No, I'm fine. - Whoa!
- She's been held in! - And she's done it!
- Who is it!? - Who is it!?
A phantom mad scientist, Yoshikawa's human body experiment.
Welcome to your fear of human bodies experiment.
Who are you!?
I am mad scientist Yoshikawa.
From now on, you will be the material for my human experiment, which will make you shiver.
Will I be able to go home alive?
Okay, ladies, this way.
Oh, yes.
- Thank you for your patience. - Why are you taking it off?
- Can you take it off now? - What's wrong with you?
Take it off.
Okay, then. This is the first experiment.
An experiment in which your arms stretch abnormally.
Do we have to do this?
- Of course. - Why do we have to do this?
- Of course. - Of course.
From now on, I will stretch your arms abnormally.
- Will it stretch that much? - It's already stretched that much.
- Isn't it too much? - What will be the material for this experiment of fear?
A kiss again?
But it's okay, because you'll be shivering next.
Don't look at me like that, okay?
Don't look at me like that!
It's not decided yet, you know?
It's perfect.
- Oh, it's Ayane! - It's Ayane!
- She's definitely number one.
Okay, then. Experiment, start!
- Okay, then. Takahashi. - Yes?
- Go over there. - Okay.
- Be careful, okay? - Okay.
- I'm scared. I'm scared. - I'll be shivering.
- Right? I don't like it. - I'm scared.
Now, on the table...
- Yes. - Try and get it.
- Sitting down. - Sitting down?
- Oh, oh. - Oh, oh.
- You can't get it, can you? - Go, go!
- It's here. - I'll try and...
- Get it closer. - Oh, oh!
- Is it about this far? - Oh!
- It's barely reaching. - It's barely reaching.
- Yes. - It's not reaching.
- Well, I'll stretch your hand. - Huh?
First, bend your elbow and then stick out your tongue.
- Yes. - Huh? I really don't like it.
- From where you stretched it... - It's okay.
- From where you stretched it... - Wait, what?
- From where you stretched it, stretch it again. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Stretch it. It's not reaching, right? - Yes.
- Now, bend your elbow. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Now, stick out your tongue. - Huh? I really don't like it.
- Hey! - Why?
- I really don't like it, but please don't do it. - Okay.
- Okay, bend it. - Yes, bend it and stick out your tongue.
- Yes, yes, yes. It's sticking out now, isn't it? - Oh, should I stick it out a little more?
- A little more. If you're embarrassed, you can look this way a little more.
- Yes, yes, yes. Towards the camera. Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, it's okay. It's cute.
- Yes. - Now, in that state, stretch your hand again and get your prize.
- Huh? With my tongue sticking out? - Yes, with your tongue sticking out.
- Let's go! - Yes.
- It doesn't reach. - It doesn't reach.
- That's weird. - Huh?
- If you stick out your tongue like this... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes! - That's it!
- Beautiful. - Yes, yes.
- Beautiful? - Beautiful?
- Experiment success! - Experiment success!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Now, why does sticking out your tongue make your arms stretch? - Yes.
- If you stretch your arms, this muscle of your neck... - Yes.
- This shoulder muscle of your neck is pulled out. - Yes.
- And this neck muscle is also used in the action of sticking out your tongue. - Yes.
- If you stretch your arms and stick out your tongue... - Yes.
- Your neck muscle will prioritize sticking out your tongue. - Yes.
- And your shoulder muscle will be weakened. - Yes.
- And your arms will stretch out. - And your arms will stretch out.
- Isn't that right, Ms. Yoshikawa? - That's right!
- Anyone else want to try? - If I can do this...
- You can do it. You can do it easily by yourself. - Yes.
- Try it out.
- You did it! You did it! - You did it!
- Please try it out. - You did it!
- You can't reach it, right? - Yes.
- You can do it little by little. You can't reach it, right? - Limit...
- Yes, yes. This is the limit. - Yes.
- With this... - Bend your elbow... - Bend your elbow...
- Stick out your tongue... - Stick out your tongue...
- That's it! That's it! That's it! - Wow!
- It's science! - Yes, it's science!
- But can I say one thing? You didn't grow as much as you say "tongue-in-tongue", did you? - That's right.
- Um... Don't say that too much!
- Isn't that right, Ms. Lee? - Yes.
- That's right. - Yes.
- The next experiment is this! - Wow!
- An experiment in which your arms shrink. - Oh!
- It shrinks? - On the contrary...
- This time, I'll make your arms shorter. - Oh, no!
- It's troublesome! - That's troublesome!
- Make them shorter! - Make them shorter!
- I don't like it! I don't like it! - The subject of this experiment is...
- Shimizu! - Oh!
- It's you! - Yes.
- Then, let's start the experiment! - Wow!
- Now, stretch out your arms and put your palms together against the wall. - That's right.
- Yes. - Hahaha!
- Then, I'll make your arms shorter. Bend your elbows so that your hands come up.
- Then, wiggle your elbows. - Wiggle my elbows?
- Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle... - Hahaha!
- You did it! - Hayami, do you have to say it?
- Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle... - Then, with the signal, stretch your arms out again. Let's go!
Ah, but...
Ah...
- Eh, it's a little... - It's strange.
- But there's a little space, but...
- I can't really see it because of my eyes. - That's right.
- Then, a little... - It's obvious...
Um... I guess I'm good at this.
Right, Sensei?
Then, is there anyone else who wants to do it?
Would you like to do it together?
- I'll do it. - Yeah.
- I'll do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little...
Okay, next up...
Bend your elbows.
Then, wiggle your elbows,
and with the signal, stretch them out again.
Let's go!
Success!
- Eh? Eh? Eh? - Maybe it's better to stretch out your arms?
How do you stretch it?
How is it?
Stretch it!
This is Matt Siren's "Stretch it!"
Stretch it!
That's right! You should be able to do it if you stretch it!
I see.
Really?
But why?
The reason why you can stretch your elbow and make your arms shorter is because
if you stretch your elbow, you can stretch your back and improve your posture.
Huh? Why?
If you do that, you can't stretch your shoulder forward.
Can't stretch it?
Can't stretch it!
I just said it clearly!
Can't stretch it?
Can't stretch it!
People with bad posture usually feel like their arms are shorter.
Oh, I see!
Now you want to try it, don't you? Do you really want to try it?
Try it with your usual posture.
That's right.
Try moving your arms like this.
And stretch it out again and put it on.
The next experiment is this!
An experiment in which wasabi is not spicy.
Does that mean...
I can eat wasabi?
This time, I won't let you feel the flavor of wasabi.
- I don't want to do it. - I definitely don't want to do it.
- No, it's okay. - Because there's a bucket.
No! I definitely don't want to do it!
The subject of this scary experiment is...
- Hey, what are you doing?! - Wait!
- You saw it, didn't you?! - I didn't! I didn't!
I didn't see it!
Ah, but...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
So, when you put wasabi in your mouth...
What do you think will happen if you breathe with your nose and spit it out with your mouth?
It won't come out?
Breathe in with your nose and spit it out with your mouth!
That's it! Don't do the opposite!
Anyway, breathe in with your nose and spit it out with your mouth!
Does this make sense for an experiment?
Yes.
If you do that, wasabi won't be spicy anymore.
Eh? But wouldn't it get stuck in your nose if you eat it?
- Anyway, try it! - Try it!
- Look, look, look. - That's amazing!
- Look, look, look! - That's amazing!
- Look, look, look! - Experiment success!
- Eat it, eat it, eat it! - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry you two!
Let me explain! Actually, the spiciness of wasabi is not now!
Let me explain!
- When I said let me explain... - That's amazing!
It became like this! Let me explain!
Let me explain!
Actually, the spiciness of wasabi is not now!
Let me explain!
Idiot!
Idiot! Let me explain!
Actually, the spiciness of wasabi is not now!
Like how wasabi is expressed as "tsun" and "suru",
you feel the spiciness for the first time through your nose!
So, the spiciness of wasabi is not in your mouth, but in your nose,
and by breathing in and breathing out with your nose,
you can let out the spiciness in your nose into the air!
However, when you do this experiment,
don't breathe in and breathe out with your nose!
A very painful future is waiting for you!
- That's right! - You said it right away!
After the commercial, it's the second half!
Let's do a more extreme experiment!
The next experiment is this!
Unconscious neck bending experiment!
This time we'll bend your necks!
The subject of this scary experiment is...
You on the left!
Let's have you do it!
If you put a hanger on your head, your neck will bend on its own!
Let's have you do it!
Let's do it with the signal!
Let's go!
Look! Look! Look!
Look!
Amazing!
Really? Really?
Why?
Now, there is a book about this.
It is said that it is an action that connects the nervous system and brain and shows how it works.
It is said that the head moves in order to avoid the pain of the rice paper.
Scary! Scary!
Yes, the pain of the rice paper.
In addition, by giving stimulation to the rice paper, the muscles of the neck contract and turn on their own.
Scary!
Is it different for each person?
I think it depends on the direction of the rice paper.
I see.
If you want to do something else...
I want you to do it!
Then, please put it on your right side.
Yes!
On three!
Yes!
She's fast. She's fast on the left.
Huh? Huh?
Shimizu is a little stiff.
Oh! Ayane! Ayane has a personal difference!
Relax. Relax, everyone.
Everyone, don't worry about it.
Look! Shimizu, too! Look!
I don't know.
On the left, Shimizu, too. Ayane, too.
I think I know a little. Is it a place?
I think so, too.
Huh?
Oh, it's turning.
Look! It's turning a lot! Look!
Ayane is turning a lot, too!
She's fast! She's fast!
Huh? Really?
Wait, is it a place?
But if you turn it back, it's like this again.
If you turn it to zero power...
Oh, really?
If you turn it to zero power...
Look! Look! Look! Shimizu! Shimizu! Look!
You might want to close your eyes.
And look! Scientist Yoshikawa isn't moving at all!
That's strange.
As expected of Mad Scientist!
Well, it depends on each person.
Now, this is the last experiment!
Human body floating experiment!
Sounds fun!
The subject of this experiment is...
Okabe!
I won't float! I won't float! I definitely won't float!
Except for Rin-chan, the four of you will help out.
We'll help out, right?
Yes, we'll help out.
The four of you will put your index fingers together and put them under Rin-chan's knees and lift her up with only those fingers.
With only the fingers?
That's good.
It doesn't look like you understand that much.
Are you okay?
The professor understands.
I've done it before.
Huh?
This is for real.
Eh? You did it?
I did it.
Wah!
Really?
You did it! You did it!
Rin-chan will do it.
Okay, I'll do it.
Cute.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Cute.
It'll break.
Huh? Really?
With one finger?
Yes, with one finger.
Under Rin-chan's arms?
Yes, yes, yes.
Under Rin-chan's arms?
If you put your index fingers together and lift her up, the experiment is a success.
Okay, let's go!
One, two...
Huh?
Well, this is pretty difficult.
Actually, this is where the experiment really starts.
Everyone, put your hands together under Rin-chan's head for about 15 seconds and send her a message.
Like this?
Like a country girl's outfit.
Ah, that's nice!
Like a local club member's outfit.
We're getting there.
Yes.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Like before, if you put your index fingers together and lift her up, the experiment is a success.
Can you really do it?
Okay, let's go!
- Huh? - Wait a minute.
Maybe it wasn't long enough.
- Huh? - Wait a minute.
I think it's better now.
Do you want to try it again?
I don't think it will go up.
- No, it went up. - It will go up.
Also, for both of you,
if it's only here, you can put it in a little deeper.
- Let's do it again. - If you don't have this...
- This is important. - This is important.
This is important, so let's go!
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
One, two...
- Wow! - Wow!
Experiment successful!
It moved!
However, let me explain!
- Huh? - Huh?
This is not a trick or anything like that.
Actually, because of the first failure,
the timing of lifting it up and the distribution of force
is naturally acquired,
so you can lift it up properly for the second time.
Isn't that right, teacher?
That's right!
- Ha! - Ha!
Wait, I'm glad we did this for the last experiment.
- Ha! - Ha!
- It doesn't end well. - What do you mean?
- What do you mean?
When I did it last time, it went up a lot.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- What was it again? - It was fun.
Do you want to lift it up?
Yeah.
Right? Don't be conscious of it.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Not yet. - This doesn't mean much, but you're going to do it?
- Be conscious of it. - Be conscious of it.
Okay!
Please do it!
Okay, let's set it up.
Here we go!
One, two…
- Oh! - Oh!
- Experiment success! - Success!
- Success!
- Wow!
- Right? - Right.
- You don't use your strength at all, do you? - Yeah.
- Wow! - Yeah.
- That's right. - But...
- I explained it earlier. - Is it amazing?
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
It's amazing!
Because you didn't raise your head for once, right?
- Not at all. - Yeah, but...
But by doing it several times, you can breathe better and you don't need to use your strength.
Oh...
So, it has nothing to do with this part in the middle.
- What does it have nothing to do with? - I'll put it in my brain.
Yeah, I'm sorry. It has nothing to do with it.
- What does it have to do with? - Like this.
- I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm getting sleepy. - I'm getting sleepy.
I was going to say "hahaha", but I'm a little scared of doing it.
But...
- But you should have done it at that time. - Yeah.
Now, Otaku-chan, how was this human body experiment?
This was a really...
good experiment, wasn't it?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Daniel Land has been announced as an Otaku Experiment!
Badge, come on!
Here is the ending!
Today's Otachi University members!
Well then, I will announce!
Today, Otachi University members will be...
Honda and staff!
What? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
What do you mean?
Well, you know, I'm angry!
What?
At my most famous line,
there are two people who often shutters!
I will never forgive that!
I'm in the act!
I'm here to explain!
No matter what it is,
first staff-san says it,
then Honda says it,
it's not that embarrassing!
I'm angry!
For the first time, my hand may come out!
What?
Hey, isn't it time for a lecture?
Yes, it's time for a lecture!
Well, everyone, how was today's badge?
I'm not really satisfied with it...
But before that, you must have been satisfied with it, right?
Yes, but this is the first one, right?
Yes.
We should have done it first.
Hey, don't kick my integrity!
Wasn't it messy?
It was amazing in the beginning, right?
That was the most amazing!
Yes.
No, but it's something that staff-san thought about with passion with all their might,
so please don't be so stingy!
I'm not stingy!
Well, for the last one, let's say goodbye with a badge-koi pose!
One, two...
Badge-koi!
Broadcast station! Broadcast station! This is "Hero Interview"!
This is not "Hero Interview"!
Why are you angry at me when I'm about to say my best line?
Why do you have the shutter in front of you again and again?
You looked like you were in pain, so I said it.
I don't think so.
No, I know that, but I'm sure you have something to say from the other side of you.
Oh, you mean I can't see you anymore?
That's not what I meant!
I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it properly!
You were reading it with all your might.
I was reading it with all my might like Steve Jobs!
You were reading it with all your might like Steve Jobs!
I wasn't reading it!
Shut up!
Shut up, you idiot!
Thank you for coming!
I'm talking here!
Thank you for coming!
I'm talking here!
You're a real Starko for me!
Takebou-kun!
I hope we can meet again in our dreams!
Good night!