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Tonight's punishment is...
August 7th is Banana Day.
Everyone is scared of monkeys.
But one of them is a liar.
Can everyone find the liar?
Liar!
Everyone is really good at lying.
Liar!
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Uki uki, lie-taker!
Today, August 7th is Banana Day.
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Today, instead of eight members, we have monkeys who love bananas.
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Shimizu... Huh?
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Oh, you're doing it.
Your face suddenly turned red.
Today, we also have monkeys who are liars.
Please introduce yourselves!
Okay!
Seven sisters of Shime... Shime... Shimekko, no!
Seven sisters of Shimekko!
I'm Sakaguchi Nagisa Uki!
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Okay! It's been a while, Uki!
I'm 21-year-old Hattori Ukiina of Gifu Prefecture!
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Okay!
A little far away in Chiba Prefecture... Yoshida Curry Uki!
It's said that there are many "lie-takers" among them.
"Lie-takers" intentionally fail their games in order not to succeed.
If you happen to be one of them, please find out who "lie-takers" are!
If you succeed in your game or succeed in "lie- taker", you will get 1 point.
If you fail in "lie-taker", you will get 3 points.
As a prize for the person who gets the most points in the end, you will receive this banana!
Uki uki, lie-taker!
Wow, you guys are getting excited!
"Lie-taker" doesn't necessarily mean you will fail.
You will have to guess who "lie-taker" is, including that.
It's a human-like game.
Okay, let's start! Here is the first monkey game!
Let's do monkey poses!
We will give you a topic, and you will have to pose to that topic.
If you succeed in 3 questions in a row, you will win the game!
Let's decide who "lie-taker" is!
If you get "lie-taker" at 9 o'clock, you will be "lie-taker"!
Okay, everyone, please close your eyes!
"Lie-taker" is...
This person!
I will hit you in the shoulder...
"Lie-taker" is...
Now, let's get started!
With monkey poses, the first topic is...
"eight poses"!
First, please turn around.
"Eight"!
Is it okay?
Now, until the pose!
Three!
Two!
One!
Please!
Now, this is...
Huh?
Now, all of them...
are the same!
The first one is clear!
"Clear"!
Now, let's move on to the second one!
The second topic is...
"soccer poses"!
Is it okay?
Please imagine it in your head!
Until the pose!
Three!
Two!
One!
Please!
"Soccer poses"!
Now...
All of them...
are the same!
Now, all of them are the same!
It's clear!
The next topic is...
"gorilla poses"!
Let's go!
Until the pose!
Three!
Two!
One!
Please!
"Gorilla poses"!
Huh?
Now...
All of them are the same, but...
The left one is also "three"!
"Gorilla poses"!
The right one is not "donald drums"!
This one!
"Gorilla poses" is this one!
Can't we make it cute?
I see!
Cute?
"Gorilla poses" is cute?
Now, all of them are not the same!
It's a failure!
"Gorilla poses" is a failure!
Now...
It's "lying and guessing" time!
Who do you think is "lying and guessing"?
Please guess!
Please!
I knew you would say it!
Hey, really, believe me!
Hey, really!
So...
So, when Hidaya made a mistake...
What did you think?
Well, Gorilla...
Well, when we were doing this as a team...
When we were in Gorilla's position...
We did it like this.
I feel like crying.
Her voice was...
Hidaya's voice when she was in a hurry.
Besides, why do you have to be cute?
That's right.
Why do you have to be cute?
Also, more than anyone else...
I was wondering what would be the next one.
That's suspicious.
Suspicious?
That's the kind of lie it is.
Don't turn your head like that, Hidaya!
Don't turn it!
I feel like I'm wearing eyes that don't have confidence.
I wonder which one it is.
If you think this person is suspicious...
Please point at her!
Please!
One, two...
Huh?
It's decided.
Yoshika.
Hidaya.
Yes.
Hidaya.
Negi-chan.
Yes.
Hattori-san.
Hidaya.
Yoshida-san.
Hidaya.
I see.
Now...
Shimizu!
Hidaya.
Now, when you think of who it is...
It's like...
It's so fluffy.
Let's have you introduce yourself!
Liar!
Who is it!?
Yes!
I can't lie!
It's not funny!
I can't lie!
Everyone!
It's obvious that you're the enemy!
Yay!
If you're a liar...
You get one point!
OK!
The next monkey game is this!
Monkey's banana throw!
OK!
Here we have a toy banana.
You will be thrown into a basket at a reasonable distance.
If you can throw in seven people in three minutes, you win.
If you miss, you will count from the beginning again.
Now, everyone, close your eyes!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Now, let's get started!
Monkey's banana throw!
Ready, go!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
Now, within three minutes!
OK!
OK, of course!
OK! OK! OK!
Now, one more time! One more time!
OK! OK! OK!
OK, from the beginning!
Ms. Yoshikawa!
Begin!
OK! OK!
OK!
Now, 30 seconds have passed!
OK!
Wow!
OK!
OK, one more time! One more time!
OK! OK!
Ms. Yoshikawa, one more time!
OK! OK!
From me!
OK! OK!
From me!
OK!
Now, now, now!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
OK!
Uki! Uki!
So, a success!
Yeah!
It's successful before one and a half minutes passed.
Today, there is only one liar in this room.
Neither one of you have failed.
I'm sorry.
You're terrible.
But Nagi-chan also failed.
Nagi-chan!
I'm sorry.
But it's a big one.
It's really "I'm sorry" that was wrong.
Nagi-chan's "I'm sorry" was really "I'm sorry" I think.
"I'm sorry" "I'm sorry"
You're terrible.
Is it two in a row?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
No. Who is?
Who is?
No way!
Who do you think is better?
Eh?
Who do you think is better?
Morioka.
Why? Why?
I want to say the reason.
Somehow, throwing it...
Isn't it old?
Hey.
Is it two in a row?
Which one?
Which one is it?
Confidence...
Ah, it's nothing.
It's good.
So, who is the liar who failed?
Yes.
It's difficult.
Somehow, I was too scared.
I couldn't fail at all.
That's why, when Shizu opened her eyes...
What's wrong with you?
Well, just now...
Are you depressed?
No, I'm not depressed.
I tried something like that.
You tried acting, didn't you?
Just now, right?
I see.
Why did you deceive your allies?
Oh, I see.
No, you can't deceive your allies.
Oh, I see.
Then it was no good.
That's right.
What's wrong with it?
It's just that you're stupid.
The next monkey game is this one!
It's big!
Line up the monkeys' dominoes!
There are 100 dominoes here.
Line up one by one in order of 5 each.
If you complete it in 3 minutes, you'll clear the game.
Now, everyone, please close your eyes.
Now, I'll go behind you and hit you in the shoulder.
Now, everyone, let's start!
Line up the monkeys' dominoes!
Ready, start!
30 seconds have passed!
Oh, no!
3 minutes?
Yes!
3 minutes!
3 minutes?
100 of them?
3 minutes!
Oh, no!
We have to hurry up!
3 minutes and 100 of them!
We only have 5 left!
We have to go 20 more times!
45 seconds have passed!
Oh, no!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
We can't! We can't!
1 minute!
Be careful.
Hurry up, please!
1 minute and a half!
1 minute and 30 seconds! It's half now!
There's no time!
How many seconds?
She didn't say "wookiee"
Suspicious!
1 minute and 50 seconds!
2 minutes and 15 seconds!
"wookiee" "wookiee" "wookiee"
"thank you" "wookiee"
What's "thank you" "wookiee"?
"sorry" "wookiee" "bend" "wookiee"
"bend" "wookiee" "bend"
"wookiee" "wookiee"
Everyone, do it like you're on camera!
At least!
It's not private!
10 seconds left!
3
2
1
Time's up!
The challenge was a failure!
It's not me!
Actually, it's been a while since we did dominoes or elementary school students, so I forgot how to do it.
You don't forget how to do it, do you?
To be honest, I was really nervous!
I was the last one!
If you line up like that, you'll be nervous, right?
But if you could do that much at the end, I'm sure you'd be nervous and have fun.
But I thought I had to hurry!
But you beat me about three times, didn't you?
You beat me too much!
No, it's only once!
What about the next two times?
You beat me about three times, didn't you?
You're lying!
But I thought it was a little suspicious.
The first one I doubted was you, Karen-chan!
I thought so, too!
The symbol of humanity is...
You talk a lot, don't you?
I talk a lot!
But you haven't talked this much yet.
You started talking all of a sudden.
It's suspicious!
You looked like you were really happy when I beat you.
Next!
You said "okay" at the very beginning, didn't you?
Wait, if I'm not next...
What should I do?
She's an actor!
She's an actor, so...
It might be a strategy!
Look! She's putting herself together and stopping me!
She's putting herself together and stopping me!
Wow!
Karen-chan, you talk a lot!
I don't know!
Now!
Let's find out!
Who's the liar?
Go ahead!
Maria.
Shimizu.
Nagi-chan?
Maria-chan.
Shimizu.
Hattori-san?
Karen-chan.
Yoshino-san?
Maria-chan.
Ayano-chan?
Karen-chan.
What's going on?
Karen-chan called me.
Karen-chan called you and Shimizu called you.
Karen-chan is not the liar you think she is.
Please come forward.
Liar.
Who is it?
Yes.
Ayane-chan, you lied.
Your liar point is 3 points.
You didn't do anything.
Thank you for defeating me, Maria.
I'm scared.
Liar.
The next game is...
Monkey Jumping.
You have to jump 10 times in a row.
You have 3 chances.
If you succeed in 3 attempts, you win.
I see.
Let's decide who is the liar.
Okay.
So, it's decided.
Is it OK?
Let's do it.
Jumping jacks.
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Huh? Who is it?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's really different!
Wait a minute!
Really, you all know it, right?
I've already said it.
Really.
Really, I feel like I'm going to get a heart attack.
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Ah! Ah!
Who is it?
Me?
No, it's like someone got caught and couldn't jump.
The one who got caught in the middle just now...
Me...
But...
The one whose legs were entangled around Yoshikawa...
It's definitely someone else.
It's definitely someone else who did it like this.
I did it, but...
You did it!
The one who got caught came here.
The one who got caught should do it like this.
The one who got caught should say "yes", right?
This is the last chance, right?
It's fine, right, everyone?
You don't have to attack too much.
Let's go!
It's the last chance.
Let's do our best!
Well then, let's do it!
The last jump for women!
Ready, go!
Two!
Ah!
Who is it?
Sorry, everyone!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Eh, seriously, seriously, you hit me here!
That was me just now!
Ah!
Sorry, sorry!
Now, this is...
I don't know anymore!
There is only one liar in Nishinankei!
I would like you to guess who is the liar!
Please!
Who was it who got caught?
I stepped on it.
It was there when you landed.
Yes.
But it wasn't caught.
It was there because of someone who got caught.
So does that mean you always get caught?
No.
I stepped on it.
You stepped on it?
You stepped on it, didn't you?
No.
That's right.
But I think it's suspicious.
Oh!
Why? Why?
No, it's like...
Ever since I jumped in, it's like...
I don't like it.
It's like this.
That's what I thought.
Right?
It's like...
I didn't feel like it was okay.
I got really suspicious and turned red.
That's suspicious.
It's just that I'm not good at playing games.
I have the image that I'm the first one to get caught.
Because this game is fun.
That's right.
I don't like it. I want to be caught.
I think it's Karen-chan.
Why Karen-chan?
She doesn't talk at all.
That's right.
It's difficult.
I don't know.
It's scary.
Personally, I don't like Nanase.
I know.
I know a little.
Listen, listen, listen.
It's like...
When I was about three times, I put Ayaka's shoulder up.
Wow!
No, no, no.
Why?
I thought it was okay.
You can't let it fly.
No, no, no.
That's right.
Is it okay?
Okay, everyone.
Please!
One, two...
Okay, it's out.
3, 3, 1.
It's 3 to 3 now.
If you got three votes in, please come forward.
These two people in the middle...
What?
It's suspicious.
Karen-chan looks like a liar.
Please point your finger again.
Please!
One, two...
Four against two?
Seven years old.
Three.
Karen is two.
I see. Three against two.
Then, please come forward.
Who is a liar?
Yuki!
She is good at lying.
Just now, I couldn't deceive her well, so I thought "Oh, no! I have to do it!"
I was doing it properly, but my heart was really pounding.
Nine years old.
It's still bad now.
That's right.
So, the liar on the left has won three points!
That's frustrating.
That's cute.
Okay, that's it for today's game.
Now, let's announce the winner, Osaru-san!
Yes!
Director, please!
Who is the director?
Now, the total points won are...
Takahashi Ayane-chan has five points!
Wow!
Congratulations!
For now, please pass me one.
Yes.
Please pass it to me like this.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Congratulations!
That's it for "Uki Uki Usokki"!
After the commercial, we will announce the winners!
Batchi koooi!
Here is the ending!
Today's Otachi University members!
Taku-chan, the tournament executive director, please announce the members who worked the hardest today!
Yes!
Then, I will announce!
Today's Otachi University members are...
Hidari-tama!
Wow!
Is it okay?
What did you decide?
Yes! At first, we understood it so easily...
Suddenly, in the second half, you showed us your tremendous growth as a liar!
Isn't it amazing?
Everyone was deceived, right?
Yes, we were deceived.
I feel guilty.
That's right!
Finally, with everyone in front of the TV, we will say goodbye with the Batchi koooi pose!
One, two...
Batchi koooi!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station!
Now, it's time for "Hero Interview"!
How was it?
Usually, I don't tell lies and people will definitely laugh at me...
But, in the second half, no one noticed you at all, right?
Yes, they told me "You don't tell lies!"
So, I wanted to do my best, and when I did my best, they deceived me...
That's right! You were able to perfectly express Yoshikawa's feelings!
But, in order to tell a lie, you need so much physical strength...
I've already used up all of my physical strength for today!
I'm sorry, but there will be a recording after this, so can you not do that?
Yes!
It's not "yes", you know?
If you were to do this again next time, what would you do?
I might not do this again...
It's your first time today, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
That's why everyone was deceived, right? You did it!
I did it!
You don't look like you did it! You're tired!
I did it!
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