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Tonight's punishment is...
No way, is this allowed?
Isn't there a lot of TVs that try to put everyone to sleep?
Sukacchan also rolled around with me.
Well, everyone looked cute in pajamas, so sometimes this kind of thing is fine.
Team 8's applause!
Punishment!
114th inning, play ball!
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John-chan! Make sure you watch it afterwards too!
John-chan!
Punishment! This is what's happening on the 114th floor.
Now, as for why we're doing this punishment in these clothes...
It's because a serious situation has been discovered!
Everyone, did you know that Japanese people have the shortest sleeping hours in the world?
The shortest?!
That's embarrassing!
It's like we're living desperately!
Furthermore, according to the daily sleeping hours ranking for each prefecture...
Chiba Prefecture is 46th!
In other words, Chiba Prefecture residents who are watching "Batchi Koe" right now...
have discovered that they have the shortest sleeping hours in the world!
This is the season of sleepless nights!
I hope you all get plenty of sleep!
Don't watch TV until late at night!
What do you mean "TV"?
And it's pretty late at night.
That's right!
And with that, we're bringing you this program...
Huh?
It's dark.
Huh?
It's getting dark.
Huh?
Sleepyhead...
I'll put you to sleep tonight.
Shhh...
So...
We won't make any noise tonight.
So that you can go to sleep as soon as possible during the broadcast...
I'd like to invite you to the world of sleep.
Invite you?
Not invite you...
I'd like to invite you.
Invite you...
Tsukacchan...
Yes?
Tsukacchan's point is...
Today, viewers...
I can't hear you!
I'm sorry! I can't hear you!
I can't hear you!
Today, we're going to put you to sleep.
So, if you're sleepy, please turn off the TV and go to sleep.
Turn it off?
Is there such a program?
If you put you to sleep, you win.
What?
No one will watch us.
That's right.
That's good.
It's new.
Before we put you to sleep...
Let's ask about your sleeping situation.
Sleeping situation...
I don't know.
First of all, all of you are wearing private clothes, right?
Private clothes.
Private pajamas.
Yes.
Isn't it amazing? You are all so separate.
Isn't it scary to be together?
Of course.
Even if we are together...
Hii-chan, it says you have a fever even in summer.
What?
That's right. I have a really bad cold.
Even now, do you know the thing you heat red beans in the microwave?
There is something like that.
If you don't use it now, you won't be able to sleep in the cold.
It's already summer.
Do you sleep with it in your arms?
I sleep with it on my stomach.
Eh? Are all of you bright-skinned?
Bright-skinned?
Bright-skinned means dark-skinned.
Dark-skinned.
What about you, Rin-chan?
I buy a lot of small candles that are really cheap.
I don't put anything around me in the dark.
Do you sleep with it on?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's dangerous.
It wasn't like that when you were caught in fire.
Hey!
Are you trying to be cool?
It wasn't like that when you were caught in fire.
Maybe it's business.
Hey!
You sound like a good influencer.
Are you lying?
No, I'm not!
You don't use candles?
I do, I do.
Really?
Eh?
I change my blanket into a pillow.
Eh?
I can't sleep with a pillow.
I know!
Eh?
I don't use a pillow either.
I use a towel or something like that.
I use a blanket like that when I sleep.
When I have a pillow, my neck is like this and I can't sleep.
What?
I think it's because of my phone.
It's always like this.
When I sleep, I want to go this way.
I want to go back to where I was.
But if I don't use anything, I put my head against the blanket and go like this.
Can you not go like this?
I went like this.
Can you not say "I went like this"?
It's really embarrassing.
It's like, "She's on fire."
Do you want me to introduce your pajamas?
Oh, that.
Anne, you love it, don't you?
These are my fluffy pajamas.
Really?
Do you really wear them when you sleep?
Oh, but when I'm at home and it's cold, I wear them.
But when I sleep, I don't.
You don't put it under your neck, you put it here, right?
Is it like this all the time?
She's excited.
She's excited. Stop it.
And...
Yes, a pin.
Oh, summer. It's like summer.
They're all fluffy and hot.
I really hate summer.
So I went to a pajama store and bought something that I can easily wash at home.
I can't sleep with this. It's hot.
Your neck is all hot.
If you cover it like this, you'll get heat here.
Comments are hot.
Comments are hot. Stop it.
Isn't it important?
Cute.
Bear.
The bear has a back.
Oh, there's a back. Two? One?
Do you think it's two or one?
I'm excited.
I'm excited. Stop it.
Hold it.
I have a hair band and everything.
I like long sleeves like this more than short sleeves in summer.
Do you always wear it?
Are you trying to be an influencer again?
I don't wear it on my head.
You don't wear it? Then why do you wear it?
I'm excited. I'm excited.
I'm excited. Stop it.
I don't have any comments.
I'm the best.
You always wear it.
Silky.
But my pants are short.
Oh, yeah. The time...
Did you grow up?
I grew up too much and slept too much.
This is...
The material is...
Velcro?
Material.
Nice.
It's comfortable to sleep in.
I...
By the way, everyone, is it true?
I took it off this morning and brought it as it is.
What?
Are you sleeping like that?
Is everyone really sleeping like that?
Doesn't that button hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
I sleep with my head down.
It doesn't hurt.
Really?
Yes.
You look like you're in a war.
Doesn't it hurt?
Then, Eri-chan...
This is bad.
This is bad, isn't it?
What are you doing?
My favorite word of my own free will.
A T-shirt called "possibility is infinite".
When you go to bed?
You don't have to say it when you go to bed.
Also, this is a jersey I've been wearing since I was in high school.
It's comfortable to wear and I've been wearing it for a long time.
Doesn't it make you excited?
It makes me excited?
You're cold.
You're super calm.
You're lame!
But this is the best way for me to sleep.
I see.
You don't have to worry about other people's eyes when you sleep.
That's right.
Then, it's about time I invite you viewers into my world of sleep.
Here's the first one.
This one has the biggest volume.
I'll put you to sleep with a story that will make you sleepy.
I'm going to tell you a story that will make you sleepy just by listening to it.
An interesting story will wake you up from your sleep.
Please tell me a story that will make you sleepy.
Let's decide with a kiss.
I'll put you to sleep with a story that will make you sleepy.
Maria.
Maria's story that will make you sleepy.
Start!
This morning, I was really hungry.
There's a bakery I like in Chiba.
I was going to buy something there.
So I didn't buy anything for breakfast and didn't eat anything.
I was going to buy it, but it was almost time for everyone to gather, so I gave up.
So I went to the gathering place.
It's a three-car ride and everyone comes late.
I thought it would be nice to buy bread and come.
But when I came, there was a lot of delicious bread and rice balls.
I thought it would be a great day.
I'm sleepy.
Is this okay?
It's just right.
It's just right for you to sleep.
Next.
Next is this person.
Odairi.
Yes, well, I'm addicted to dyeing my hair, and recently I'm addicted to blue, but I still like blue.
Who are you talking to?
Blue-ish black.
Can you see anything?
Blue-ish black.
Who are you talking to?
I'm really addicted to blue-ish black hair color.
So, recently I'm addicted to dyeing blue-ish black hair.
Who are you talking to?
Yes.
Well, next is...
Ayane-chan.
Well, you know you brush your teeth with a toothbrush, right?
Yes.
And you wet it, right?
Yes.
The pressure of the water was so strong that all of my teeth fell out.
It's a little salty.
All of them fell out.
Well, next is Hidaya.
Hidaya's story that makes you want to drink. Start!
Somehow...
How hot is your bath?
Mine is about 45 or 46 degrees.
Recently, everyone told me that my legs are red.
When I went to the hospital, they said it's the same as my burns.
But...
Recently, I've been lowering the temperature to 44 or 43 degrees.
So I'm curious about how hot your bath is.
Tsukacchan, you have something, don't you?
Yes, I do.
That is...
lunch box.
I think it's dinner.
And on top of it, there is a lunch box with char siu.
And...
There is a piece of seaweed between char siu and rice.
When I try to eat rice, I try to cut seaweed, but I can't.
On top of this little amount of rice, she took away all of the seaweed.
I can't eat anymore. I can't eat seaweed anymore.
I only have rice and char siu left.
It's impossible and unusual.
I'm sad.
Tsukacchan...
Everyone, I'm sleepy.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Here is the next lullaby.
It's big.
Big.
Lullaby to make you sleep.
"Please sing a lullaby with a melody of "nennen kororio," a classic lullaby song."
Please sing a lullaby with lyrics that don't matter.
Let's decide by lottery.
Is it over?
Who should sing what?
I haven't finished eating ice cream yet.
Omikushi, omikushi.
Hii-chan, why do you care about lullaby?
Let's start Hii-chan's "lullaby to make you sleep."
Nennen kororio,
There was a sheep,
The second sheep was on a ranch,
The third sheep was...
What?
Good night.
Next is...
Rin-chan.
Let's start Rin-chan's "lullaby to make you sleep."
I want to go home,
Right now,
I want to go home,
with my own hands.
I'm sleepy.
You put your true feelings into it.
Tsukacchan, are you sleepy now?
I want to go home.
After the commercial, I'll still make you sleep.
Make you sleep
Now, "Make you sleep" project is in the second half.
Has everyone slept in front of the TV?
"Batchikoi" episode 114,
for the bad kids who are still awake,
we'll deliver this project.
Here it is!
It's big.
The volume is big.
"Make you sleep" with a goodnight message.
From now on, we'll take one can of "goodnight"
and write "goodnight" messages with each can.
However, since it's an empty can,
if it breaks, it'll make a loud noise and everyone will wake up.
Let's make sure it doesn't break.
Also, everyone has bells on their waists.
So that there won't be any bells...
So that there won't be any bells,
carefully and quietly stack them up.
Now, "goodnight" message, start!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It sounds like "no" though.
I don't like this.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm trembling.
The sound of the internal organ is different from the sound of the liver.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't work at all.
What?
It doesn't work at all.
What?
It's amazing.
Isn't it working?
Try it again.
It doesn't work at all.
Oh, it worked a little.
It's like drinking sake.
It's ringing.
It's ringing a lot.
It's like drinking sake.
It's ringing a lot.
It's like drinking sake.
It's ringing a lot.
It's ringing.
It's ringing a lot.
She is stepping on a pillow.
Thank you.
Great! Great!
Who is "nanko" and "sendai"?!
I can hear you from nowhere!
The last one!
Please!
It's really big, though.
Are you okay?
Do you have a cold?
Ouch!
You're cute.
Don't get sick.
Wait a minute.
Hang in there!
It's okay!
You're really short.
Who said I'm really short?!
Don't say things like "I want to be in the frame," okay?!
The members want me in the frame, but this old man wants me in the frame for a long time!
Who said I'm short?!
I look fine...
So...
I've finished my hair!
I don't think anyone's been watching.
Whether you're sleepy or not, I wonder?
Now, I'd like to quietly end today's "Batchi Koi" event.
Thank you for watching until the end. I love you😍
Well then, one, two, "Batchi Koi"! Good night😴
Ouch! It's cold!
Ouch!
I should have laid down.
Ouch!
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Yoshito-san, brush your teeth and go to bed! Good night!