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Tonight's punishment is...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Yoshikawa Presents SNS Telecommunication Manager's Escape Game.
Because of your comment, the members became like that! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Okabe, you're pretty good at this. You're good.
A round of applause for Team 8!
Applause!
Signing of the song "Playmore"!
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Batch act 113, here it is!
What? What? What?
Tsuka-chan?
She's sleeping.
Tsuka-chan?
What?! My hands are tied up and I can't move!
No, no, no!
Who did it?! Who did it?!
She's not here!
Huh? What's going on?
Everyone, welcome to the escape game of fear.
Escape game?
Huh? Who...
Who the heck are you?!
From now on, you will be participating in the escape game of fear.
Each member will be given two options for their missions.
Simple and harsh options.
It's not you who will choose which option.
It's the fans.
That's harsh!
Huh?
By voting on social media, you will be given a mission under the conditions chosen by the fans.
If you fail, you will disappear.
Someone! Help me!
Someone!
What's going on?
Everyone!
Only one will survive in the end.
A joke!
If you hate it...
If you hate it, you should hate the fans.
Now, the escape game will begin.
The first mission is this!
"Grab a fearsome fluttering chopstick"!
- What's that? - What's this?
If you can grab a fluttering object from above with chopsticks, the mission will be successful.
We will give you the object you grabbed.
- However! - However...
Will it be a simple quiche or a high-class grilled meat dish?
- The fans will choose it. - The fans?
- Eh? - Eh?
Now, we will choose the members who will challenge this mission.
- Who will challenge it? - Who will it be?
- Who will it be?
- The left ones! - Oh!
- The left ones! - Who will the fans choose?
- Twitter, come on! - Twitter, come on!
- Oh!
- The members will choose... - Oh!
- A quiche or a high-class grilled meat dish? - Oh!
- Is this the right choice? - Yes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Which will the left ones choose? - Isn't it obvious that it's a high-class grilled meat dish?!
- I don't know, but... - Maybe it's in their heads.
- Then, shouldn't we ask the fans for a favor? - Go!
- A favor! - A favor!
- We'll accept it. - Really?
- What? - Anyway, this is it.
- Let's see the result. The result is this! - We'll win.
- Awesome! - Yay!
- 20.3% for tissue and 79.7% for high-class barbecued meat. - Wow!
- Amazing! - As a result… - You've won!
- Let's have Hira Hira challenge "Grab a chopsticks" with high-class barbecued meat! - Wow!
- Tsukacchan! - Yes!
Yes, Yoshikawa-sama. Understood.
What is this?
Please hold it for a moment.
What is this setting?
It is suddenly coming loose.
I will do my best.
Is it okay?
I will do it from the top.
It will be like this from here.
Well, then, Hira Hira Ohashi Tsukami Mission, start!
Do your best!
(scream)
Fail!
I wanted to eat it!
OK, bye bye.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for everything. I'll be waiting for you.
As promised, please disappear.
Come on!
What?
(scream)
Yoshi's mark is on it!
(laugh)
What is it?
(scream)
Thank you very much.
What did you say?
Daddy?
Daddy, daddy.
I'm lonely.
(scream)
OK, let's report this ugly appearance to the fans.
What is it?
(scream)
The next mission is this.
(scream)
Step on the devil's spot.
What is it?
Step on the devil's spot?
Step on the devil's spot while covering your eyes.
If you don't get out of the circle, mission success.
However, the number of steps depends on whether it is a simple 20 steps or a difficult 100 steps.
It is up to the fans to choose it.
You are good.
Then, I would like to choose a member to challenge this mission.
Who is it?
Okabe!
Which one will the fans choose?
Twitter, come on!
(scream)
How many steps is your dream route?
20 steps.
100 steps.
Wow!
Okabe, which one do you like?
Of course, it is 20 steps.
That's right.
I want it to end as soon as possible.
Would you like to ask your fans?
Please! Make it 20 steps! I'll do anything!
You said you'd do anything!
Well, it's not a live broadcast, so it doesn't matter.
Let me say it.
So, it's a deadline.
The result is this!
Wow!
20 steps is 17.3%.
100 steps is 82.7%.
So, I'll try 100 steps!
Wow!
Why do you choose 100 steps?
I don't know.
But, how many steps are left for the famous route?
But, 100 steps is cool.
Is it more realistic if it's longer?
That's right.
Isn't it narrow?
It's narrow.
It's about a manhole.
It's not a manhole.
You can't step out of it, right?
That's right.
It's difficult.
Well, I'll start.
"Step out of it" mission, start!
Three, two, one!
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen…
Thirty?
Forty?
How many steps are left?
I don't know.
Forty?
Sixty?
Still fifty?
You're good!
Isn't it good?
Isn't it great?
Good!
You're good!
Fifty?
You're doing it!
Sixty?
Ten steps left!
Ten!
Thirty!
Wow!
You did it!
Eh, very good!
You did well!
Eh, I didn't get it.
I'll become good at this!
I'm knowledgeable enough!
My hair is bangs up with this.
This is the next mission...
Mystery & Horror Dessert Mug Mug Time
What is it?
You just have to mug the dessert.
However, the dessert is this!
As you can see, it's either sweet eclair or cream puff with mussels.
No way!
I really can't do this.
Now, I would like to choose the members who will challenge this mission.
No! No! No!
Please don't!
Let's use this! Let's use it!
Why?
Why did you choose me?
No!
Why?
You just saw me and chose me, didn't you?
I didn't see you and chose you, did I?
But you still don't know, do you?
That's right.
You still don't know, do you?
I don't know what will happen.
Maybe they will make it eclair for me.
But you said you like cream puff with mussels, didn't you?
Are you okay?
Twitter, come on!
What do you want the members to eat?
Eclair or cream puff with mussels?
Well...
But eclair seems possible, doesn't it?
Eclair...
I've eaten cream puff with mussels once.
And I was really hungry.
Oh, no!
It's either cream puff or cream soup.
Do you want to ask your fans?
I like cream soup, but please let me eat eclair today.
You should know.
Voting is over.
The result is...
Which one?
Eclair is 43.6% and cream soup is 56.4%.
Eat cream soup.
I really don't like it.
If you eat it up, you can survive.
No, I don't like it.
You want to survive, don't you?
Yes.
Oh, no! There is no custard in it, isn't it?
Really? Only mussels?
Only mussels?
Let's start.
"Bog Bog" mission, start!
Oh, no!
Fail!
Too bad.
Are you okay?
I can't look at it.
I can only see its head from the eclair.
This one!
As promised, please disappear.
Come on!
There is nothing I can do about it.
She is here!
She looks like a blind person in "Ika" game.
Let's move on to the next mission.
The next mission is this.
"Pulling the major of hell".
What's that?
What does it mean?
If you pull and stretch the major of "mysterious" without breaking it, the mission will be successful.
But, the length of it is either simple 1.8 meters or difficult 4.8 meters.
The one who will choose it is...
Yes, fans of "mysterious".
It's decided.
Then, I will choose the members who will participate in this mission.
The one who will challenge it is...
It looks easy.
Shimizu!
Which one will fans choose?
Twitter, come on!
I don't like it.
What does it mean?
It's 48.
If it's 8...
What's this?
What does it mean?
It's definitely 88.
All of you are mad.
What?
Why is it 18?
What's this?
At least it's 88.
People who couldn't survive, be quiet!
Are you confident?
You just need to pull the major of hell.
I think you can do it.
So, the vote is closed.
Which one?
Let's see the result.
The result is this!
That's right.
18 is 15.8%.
48 is 84.2%.
Why is it 18?
So, Shimizu will challenge it at 4.8m.
4.8m?
Do your best!
It looks long.
It's quite long.
It looks long.
Let's do it.
Major stretching mission, start!
3
2
1
- You can do it! - You can do it!
I'm scared!
- Is this 10cm? - Yeah.
- Not even 1m. - I don't think it's 1m. - Really?
- Don't you need height? - Height? - I changed the angle.
- Angle? - Like this? - Yeah, like that.
- It's better to have it like this. - Yeah.
- It's better not to change it in the middle. - What do you think?
- No... - Shut up!
- It might be lower than above. - Yeah.
- But...
- It might be higher or lower. - Shut up!
- Where... I know! - What?
- Right below! - Right below?
- I'll go up. - But you're not even 4.8m tall!
I don't like this!
- Wow, you're going pretty high! - Yeah, 1m!
- Did you decide? - Right above.
- Be careful and go slowly. - Yeah.
- I'll go up. - No, not there.
- Shut up! - Shut up, you guys!
- It's pretty high. - How high are you now?
- I can't go back. - 130cm.
- 130cm.
- I'm not even tall yet. - 140cm.
- I'll go up. - I want you to say 180cm.
- I'll go up. - No!
- 160cm! - Wow!
- At least say 180cm! - I'll go up.
- This is bad. - Don't laugh!
Don't laugh!
- 190cm! - Wow, you went up!
- Wait! - I'm 2m now.
This is more than double!
- It's crazy! - The light is on.
- You're going up! - Wow!
- 210cm! - Wow, you're 2m up!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary!
She's doing it more than being scared.
Because you do that.
Oh, I feel bad!
That was scary and funny!
- Kinda sad. - You said it a lot.
I'm happy.
OK, as we agreed, bring it on.
Come on!
But it is exciting!
Yeah, she worked hard and got plenty of support.
Well, let's show our fans this ugly appearance.
Well, let's move on to the next mission.
The next mission is this!
Jumping rope jump jump
If you jump rope ten times without getting caught in the rope jump, you will succeed in the mission.
However, it is up to you to choose whether to jump a simple one-time jump or a difficult double jump.
Dear fans!
It's decided!
Well, I'd like to choose a member who will challenge this mission.
It's you!
Takahashi!
How about you, Onartobi?
Can I double jump?
It's ten times, you know.
Well, which one will the fans choose?
Twitter, come on!
Your eyes are double eyelids.
Double eyelids.
Aren't there more people with double eyelids?
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
Aren't there more people with double eyelids?
But if you include the back of the head, it's double eyelids.
Ah, yes, there may be more people with double eyelids.
If it's double eyelids, it's double jump, right?
It's a curious answer.
Do you want the fans to choose you?
Everyone, please vote for me!
Please vote for me!
The result is this!
Which one?
Double eyelids are 37.9%, double eyelids are 62.1%.
So, Takahashi will be challenged to double jump.
Oh!
Ten times.
It's difficult, isn't it?
What?
But there are more people with double eyelids, aren't there?
It's a purely good survey result, isn't it?
It's a good result!
It's a little exciting, isn't it?
Well, then!
Rawatobi Pyonpyon Mission!
Start!
Three!
Two!
One!
Oh, I can't look at it!
I can't look at it! Not even one row!
I can't jump even one row!
I can't look at it!
Oh, I can't look at it!
Oh, I hate it!
It's very unfortunate.
Well, let's have you cut it as promised.
Come on!
It really became like a squid game.
More and more.
Oh!
Ayane, how do you feel?
I don't know either.
Now, let's move on to the last mission.
The last mission is this!
"Rakukoku" spinning round and round.
- What? - What?
- This is the school, right? - This is the school, right?
- What is it?
- "Rakukoku" - This is the school, right?
No, no, I'll make you laugh.
Excuse me.
If you can put this on your head and spin the marshmallow for 30 seconds and eat it, mission success.
However, whether the marshmallow is simple, small, difficult, or large, it is up to you, fans, to choose it.
It's decided.
Large or small, right?
Now, I'd like to choose the members who will challenge this mission, but only Oda-san remains.
Yes.
Which one will the fans choose? Twitter, come on!
What I want the members to eat is...
Large or small, or small or large?
- Oh! - I don't know which one is better.
- Small one is better, right? - Yes.
- Small one is better. - So, voting is over.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Which one? - Here is the result!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Large one is 78.6%, and small one is 21.4%. - I don't know which one is better.
- So, please challenge with large one! - Oh!
So, "Guru Guru Pak Pok" mission, start!
Well, it's the last one, so if you can eat one, I'll give you success.
- Oh! - Oh! - You're so kind! - You're so kind! - Why? - You're so kind! - You're so kind!
Well, please!
Three!
Two!
One!
This is fun!
Wait a minute! The position is...
Wait, is it too low?
Wait! Wait!
It's impossible!
Wait! Wait!
You should face up.
Face up?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Wait! Wait!
Isn't it a bit too much?
Isn't it too much?
No, it's that!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You can do it!
Wait! Wait!
It looks like she's being attacked by Zeno.
What should I do? Wait!
What is this?
Oh! Oh!
What is this?
What should I do?
It looks like a Gulliver.
It stopped. 30 seconds have passed.
What is this?
I can't watch it.
It's a shame.
I can't watch it.
Even though I gave you a chance...
With that said...
I'll make you disappear!
What is this?
It's as if it's a horror movie.
What is this? What is it?
What is it?
If you catch it, will you take it off?
Oh no!
She caught it.
After the commercial, it's the final mission.
Fight me!
Breathing with clothes on.
Congratulations for surviving this far, Okabe.
However, only one person will survive in the end.
This is the final mission!
Twitter, come on!
What I want you to do is...
Gachinko-udezumou.
Look over there and say "hoi hoi hoi!"
What's that?
Say it in a low voice.
hoi hoi hoi!
Let's have the fans choose the last battle as well.
Are you confident in your udezumou?
Well, I'd like to battle with udezumou over here.
Now, it's time to vote.
The result is...
Gachinko-udezumou is 55.7%.
"Look over there and say 'hoi hoi hoi!'" is 44.3%.
So, it's Gachinko-udezumou!
I'm curious about it.
Now, let's begin Gachinko-udezumou.
Rin-chan!
For our sake...
You can't win!
I got it!
Don't come over here!
Leave it to me!
You can't win!
Now, let's begin.
Yes.
Three...
No...
Two...
One...
Ready... Go!
Wow! She's so strong!
She's so healthy!
Wow! Amazing!
Amazing!
Wow!
Wow! She's so resilient!
What is this?
She's not touching anyone.
It just looks like she's shaking hands with someone.
Wow! How is it?
Wow!
The one who survived until the end is...
Okabe!
Yay! Thank you!
Wow!
The prize for surviving is amazing.
Wow!
The CM is...
"Hero Interview".
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station.
This has been "Hero Interview" for 48 seconds.
How was it?
It's still bad.
Who were we caught by?
It's me.
You were caught by Nanase.
Can I be proud of this victory?
Of course.
Can I write in my Wikipedia that I won against Nanase?
Write with confidence.
Thank you. Fans, please write it in Wikipedia.
The microphone doesn't go down.
Actually, the winner of this game is me!
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