AISubs v3.5
Tonight's penalty action is...
Last time, everyone was struggling, but I hope it goes smoothly in the second half.
Everyone, do your best in your fields of expertise!
Even so, there are a lot of penalties.
Oh, it was really hard to record this. I'm tired.
Team 8's applause!
Penalty action!
109th inning, play ball!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Mr. Takahashi, make sure you eat vegetables!
Wonderful!
So, please take a look at this!
Ta-dah!
We have prepared 88 challenge projects related to winning.
We will work together and aim for eight wins!
We will clap and clap and clap and clap!
That's a good idea!
To win one, you can get one birthday cake for Team 8!
Yeah!
If you win eight in time, you can celebrate Team 8's anniversary with eight cakes!
Yeah!
Go for it!
Calbee! Calbee!
Oh!
Hey! I'm not going to use my head!
Oh!
Here we go!
Oh!
Let's move on!
Yay!
Yes!
Let's start with Yoshikawa!
Yes!
Yoshikawa!
Which one should we do?
The series...
Let's make Team 8 work together on a mystery...
There are about four of them.
That's a good idea!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Please hand it over!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Ayumi, read it out loud!
Here it is!
Team 8's "Of Course" Quiz!
Yay!
"Of Course" Quiz!
We will now present "Of Course" Quiz. If everyone gets it right, it will be a clear win!
It's "Of Course" Quiz, after all!
What do you think?
Who doesn't seem confident?
Is it a common sense question?
It's not a common sense question, it's "Of Course" Quiz!
Wait...
What do you think?
Isn't it bad for me?
Huh? You noticed it yourself?
I chose it myself!
Let's get started!
If everyone gets it right, it will be "Of Course" Quiz!
Ready...
Pachipachi!
I will now tell you the question.
Please do!
What is the current Prime Minister's full name?
Here it is!
Even in Hiragana, it's okay!
That's right!
Now...
Everyone...
What do you think?
Is it okay?
Everyone is still...
Huh?
Wait a minute, everyone!
The pen isn't moving!
Is it okay?
Now...
Is it okay?
Oh, Okabe-san has started writing.
Now, Okabe Rin-chan...
Even if you say it, you're smart, aren't you?
Out of all of you...
Now...
Everyone...
If you write it, make sure you don't show it!
Everyone...
Tomo-san on the left is staring at something far away.
That's right, Tomo-san on the left!
How is it?
Is it okay?
We're not supposed to take this much time!
I did it!
That's good!
Now...
Let's go!
Should we all show it to everyone?
Then, let's go!
Ready...
Go!
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
Huh?!
Could you tell us your answers one by one?
Let's start with Yoshika!
Kishida Takemichi Prime Minister.
Kishida Naoto Prime Minister.
Kishimoto Norino Prime Minister.
Suga Director General.
She said Director General! She said Director General!
Suga Shinsuke Prime Minister.
Who is that?!
All of you gave us unique answers, but...
This challenge is a huge failure!
I'm sorry!
Kishida Fumio Prime Minister.
Fumio.
When I asked her, she said, "Oh, you don't even have soda?"
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Shall we move on?
I'm sorry.
The next challenger is Rin-chan!
OK.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Rin-chan!
Ayumi-chan said...
Cross your legs.
One representative should cross their legs.
Really?!
If you can answer all of them correctly, you win!
It's her birthday!
She said it was her birthday!
Her birthday is a clue, isn't it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
I think I can.
How about you?
I think I can.
She can do it!
She's doing great!
Wow!
OK, everyone, I'll leave it to Yoshika.
Go for it, Yoshika!
I know you can do it!
Go for it!
I know you can do it!
Go for it!
OK, let's begin!
"Cross your legs" and "Ready, go!"
Rin-chan said...
Cross your legs.
No way!
Why do you come out so often?
You come out a lot, don't you?
My family and I were getting close to our birthdays, so I thought we'd come out together.
You come out a lot.
You come out a lot just for that.
What are you actually?
I'm a Scorpio woman.
Not at all.
Next to you, next to you.
Scorpio, right?
No, goat.
Not at all!
How about you?
No, no, no.
Scorpio.
Goat.
Scorpio.
No.
Goat. Goat. Goat.
Goat.
Not at all!
You come out a lot and I know it!
Oh, really?
So, this challenge is a huge failure!
That's right!
Oh, no!
You really can't do what you think you can do.
The next challenger is Ayane-chan!
This is it!
Oh!
Anzan Eight!
Last one!
From now on, you will write your answers for the questions that come up.
Everyone, Anzan is...
Anzan is...
Yes.
On the contrary, I didn't get what I thought I could do, so...
I see!
Surprisingly, I might be able to do what I don't think I can do.
That may be the case.
That may be a good thing about you.
Certainly.
You couldn't do anything you could do easily before.
So, let's get started!
Anzan Eight!
Ready?
Pachipachi!
Now, you will answer within 10 seconds of the time limit.
10 seconds, right?
Here we go!
Please make a number that has 888 answers!
Here we go!
Please make a number that has 888 answers!
6!
7!
8!
10!
Time's up!
Everyone, please stop!
That's good. 10 seconds have passed.
Shall we start with Yoshika?
Shall we?
Yes.
Go ahead!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Oh!
Oh! 800 plus 8.
Excellent!
That's good.
Okabe-san!
Yes!
888 plus 1.
Oh! That's good!
Progress!
Nagai-san!
887 plus 1.
Oh! That's good!
Oh! It's easy! It's easy!
Oguri-san!
Oh! That's good! That's good!
Now!
Yuki-san!
Yes!
Progress!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
And with that, this challenge is a huge success!
Yay!
It's a success!
Progress!
Everyone has different ways of doing it, so it's fun.
Just by doing it in a different way, you can see the goodness in their heads.
That's right.
That's great.
And with that, they got one cake.
Yay!
Four!
Yay!
They got four!
Let's do our best!
Next up for the challenge is Yui-Yui.
Banzai Eight!
Yes!
Banzai Eight!
What could it be?
Yes, this is Banzai Eight!
On three, please raise your favorite hand.
If you have 8 in total, you will clear it.
I see.
Now you have up to one or two hands.
What does it mean?
How about you?
- Are you confident? - Yes, we are.
The bond of the team you have been with...
We have it. We have been together for 8 years.
All right, here we go! Banzai Eight!
- Ready? - Ready?
- Clap, clap! - Clap, clap!
One, two...
So close!
Come on, say it!
- Since you have 9 in total... - Yes.
- It's a huge failure! - Failure!
- So close! - Didn't you have 10? Did you raise all of them?
- I only raised one. - You only raised one.
So close! One more person!
I was going to raise all of them!
- I see. - You raised all of them!
The next challenger is Hidaya!
Let's go!
The one on the left is...
- Eight! - I wonder what it is.
- Please hand it over. - Thank you very much.
- Eight! - Eight?
- It's "darumaotoshi"! - Eight "darumaotoshi"!
- I didn't know you could do it. - You will drop eight "darumaotoshi".
- What? - You don't have to knock them down.
- I'm scared. - If you knock them all down, you win!
- What? - What do you think of "darumaotoshi"?
- Have you tried it before? - Have you tried "darumaotoshi"?
- I've tried it before. - I've tried it a lot when I was little.
- That's good! - That's good!
- You're from Yamanashi, right? - Yes.
- You didn't play games in Yamanashi. You played "darumaotoshi". - That's right.
- Okay. - That's right.
- Let's start. Eight "darumaotoshi". - Eight "darumaotoshi".
- Ready? - Ready?
- Clap, clap! - Clap, clap!
- Okay! Go! - Go for it!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Let's start with someone who is confident. - Let's go!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- They're good! - They're really good!
- Right? - They're so good!
- Right? - They're not even floating.
They're not floating above all that!
- They areகவals now! - They're already divided into masses now!
- No! But... - The green dots below her...
- The green ones move away... - They'll all fall down.
- Tell her! Tell her what to do! - I like this one!
- I like it. - It's more stable.
- It lifted halfway through. - It lifted halfway through.
- Speed and strength is important. - Snowball fight!
Go for it!
You can do it! If you can do it, go for it!
Wow!
Wow! Amazing!
This is amazing!
Amazing!
I can't believe it!
No one picked it up!
Think about it and pick it up carefully.
She's teaching us something.
I'm scared.
If you pick up your head, you'll be in trouble.
Let's do it.
One, two...
We did it!
I'm a little relieved.
Me, too.
So, this challenge was a huge failure.
What a shame!
I'm tired!
We're going to do the Pati Pati Challenge again after the commercial!
Weapons, tension!
My bones are broken!
The next challenger is Rin-chan!
No!
Thank you!
No!
This is for all of you.
Everyone, here it is!
"Taku-hige-kiki-hachipatsu"!
Hachipatsu!
If you can stab the sword in order and make Taku- chan fly by herself, you pass!
How confident are you?
We are!
We are getting old, aren't we?
We have it.
You do, don't you?
We don't have it right now, but we may have it.
Do you?
Let's do it!
"Taku-hige-kiki-hachipatsu"!
Ready?
Hachipatsu!
If you can make me fly, you pass!
Look at my bare neck!
OK, I'll make you fly!
Look at my bare neck!
OK, I'll make you fly!
Ready?
Go!
OK, I'll make you fly!
Ready?
OK, I'll make you fly!
OK, Takahashi!
Ready?
You did it!
The first challenge was a huge success!
You did it!
A huge success!
You did it!
You did it well!
You did it!
I'm glad we did it!
I'm glad we made Saki-chan fly!
I'm glad we did it!
And I'm glad we're all here to say "We did it!"
Don't forget your left thigh!
You've been forgetting it for a while now!
Please!
You can get one cake and get five of them!
Yay!
Three more!
Don't forget your left thigh!
I won't!
Really!
The next challenge is "Yui yui high abs challenge"!
OK!
Eight times abs challenge!
Thank you!
It's eight times abs challenge!
If you can do eight times of abs, you'll pass!
We can do it!
We usually exercise, but we're dancing!
OK!
Let's start now! 8 Country Abdominal Challenge! Ready, Action!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Wonderful. This challenge is a great success.
Thank you very much.
And six cakes, right?
Yes, six.
OK, we don't have much time, so let's go to the next one.
The next challenge is to choose a cushion.
This one.
OK, let's go.
Let's go.
Cushion.
Boo Boo Cushion Eight.
Please sit down one by one on this Boo Boo Cushion.
If you make a beautiful sound consecutively, you pass.
Beautiful sound?
Yes.
Please make a beautiful sound.
OK.
Yes.
Can you do it?
What if I can't?
No, you can't.
It's up to you.
OK, I'll make the judgment.
OK.
If you hear a good sound and a clean Boo Boo Cushion,
if you don't like it, you can't make it.
OK.
OK, let's go.
Boo Boo Cushion Eight.
Ready?
Clap, clap!
OK, Mr. Yoshikawa, please go first.
OK.
Safe!
This is safe!
Safe!
That was the best!
So cute!
Safe!
Answer!
Safe!
That was no good!
No good?
It was definitely a broken sound!
Bang! Bang! Like that!
No, safe! Safe!
No, before that it was going like "bang! bang! bang!"
But in the end it was like "bang! bang!"
Oh no, it came out!
I felt so embarrassed!
No, you can't! It came out!
It came out, so you can't!
You can't do that!
It was close in the end!
It was good until now, though!
It's safe, right?
It's safe!
It's not safe! What's wrong?
What's wrong, Okabe?
You're making me laugh!
The next challenger is me!
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, Yosukau-san has chosen...
8-second endurance heel-raise "life" pose!
Can you do it?
Here, I'll explain the rules again.
If all of the members can do the "life" pose for 8 seconds while standing on one leg and toes, you win!
Can you show us your "life" pose once, Taku-chan?
No, I don't want it.
You don't want it, do you?!
No, I don't want it.
Why don't you want me to do it?!
Because you don't have time.
I'm an entertainer!
Is it okay for me not to do it?!
Your "life" pose is very interesting.
Okay, I'll do it.
Ah, "life"!
I'm sorry.
I'm an old man, you know.
I'm sorry.
Also, I have two spines that are broken off.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it!
Okay, Taku-chan will count 8 seconds.
Let's do it!
8 seconds standing on one leg and toes, you win!
Ready?
Clap, clap!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Ah, "life"!
Okay, one...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight! Time's up!
How was it?!
I only looked at this second count!
Okay!
And with that, this challenge is a huge success!
Congratulations!
And the cake is 7 seconds!
7 seconds?!
7 seconds!
One more!
Which one is good? Let's all choose one!
Say something genius!
This is the only one! This is the only one!
Great! This is the only one! This is the only one!
Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8
It's a service challenge!
Takuchan will repeat "Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8" gag for one time from now on.
8 times?!
Takuchan will repeat "Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8" gag for one time from now on.
Really?!
If you don't laugh, you clear!
How do you feel?
Great!
Takuchan, how do you feel?
No, I don't like it at all! I hate it the most when people say it's a service challenge!
I just read what was written there.
Now, let's start "Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8"!
Ready?
Clap, clap!
Now, for the first one, please!
Here I go!
A mackerel can!
Yes, you didn't laugh!
Stop it!
Now, for the second one!
A cow!
He's married!
Damn it!
"Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8" gag for the third one!
Damn it! What's going to happen?!
"Takuchan Gag No Reaction 8" gag for the fourth one!
A straight face!
Damn it! Stop it!
Now, for the fourth one!
Here I go!
Choki to Choki
Hisshigata no Hajimari
Haikata no Gag
I'm sorry! I laughed!
No reaction. Fifth shot.
Here we go.
Hey, life!
Sixth shot.
Here we go.
I'll do it.
Here we go.
Right! Diagonal!
Enemy spotted in direction!
Shoot!
You're going to release me, right?
Yes! That's fine.
Seventh shot.
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
Eighth shot.
Well...
Like... like...
From here like this...
Like this...
Comanex!
Ninth shot.
Again?!
I hate this!
Ninth shot!
Forward! Forward!
You didn't laugh.
Damn it!
This challenge is a big failure!
You did it!
So, everyone!
Hachiko's cake was a success!
You did it!
Hachiko's cake was a success thanks to Taku-chan's good taste!
It wasn't good taste! I ate it all!
I knew it!
You didn't laugh!
Stop it!
Let's look back at it.
How was it, Ogame-san?
I didn't know what would happen.
But we worked together and got Hachiko's cake in the end.
And we could feel our bond!
We forgot everything!
Let's look back at it.
Damn it!
Why do I have to do it?
Lastly, Yoshika-san, please tell us how you feel about your ninth year as a team-mate.
We will do our best in our ninth year, too!
We look forward to your continued support of us!
Finally, let's say goodbye to everyone in front of the TV with a "bachikoi" call!
One, two...
Bachikoi!
You didn't have many aspirations for the ninth year, did you?
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here!
Mr. Eiwada, nice to meet you for the ninth year!