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Tonight's "Batch Koi" was...
Unfortunately, it was canceled.
But, on August 8th, it was said that we would do it again.
So, we did "Batch Koi" again.
We did it as much as we wanted.
For me, Yuyu and Takucha's duet was the best!
Let's give a round of applause for Team 8!
"Batch Koi"!
94th place, Play Ball!
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"Batch Koi".
This is the 94th floor.
"Batch Batch", "Eight no Hi", "Uwasa Dai Kensho" special!
"Batch Koi" was scheduled to be held on August 8th, 2021.
But, due to COVID-19, it was canceled.
What a shame!
So, in "Batch Koi" this time,
we will announce and confirm many things that were supposed to be done on August 8th, 2021.
And, we will recreate them by ourselves.
Saki-chan, what is the point of this program?
Well, is it okay for us to do this event as a whole team?
Because we only have members from each team, right?
Yes.
But, is it okay for us to do this program as a whole team?
It's okay.
It's not a problem.
It's okay.
No, Honda-san, please tell us if it's okay.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Really?
Well, I'm a little worried about it, but if you say it's okay, I think you can do it.
Then, let's get started!
Here is the first rumor!
Rumor No. 1! It seems that Team 8 was going to perform their new song "nemohamo rumor"!
Rumor!
Yes, is this rumor true?
It's true!
It's kind of like a graduation ceremony and it's interesting!
Then, Yuyu and Hii-chan, please tell us the truth of the rumor!
Yes, that's right!
This time, on Team 8's 8th day, they were going to perform their first song!
Their first new song!
That's right!
I see!
This song is really difficult and requires a lot of physical strength, so I did bodybuilding training every time before lessons.
That's amazing!
Well, they couldn't perform it this time, so they decided to do it here!
It's a great thing, isn't it?
Rumor No. 1!
Then, Yuyu and Hii-chan will sing "nemohamo rumor"!
Here we go!
Will I be able to believe it?
I know it's a lie, but I'm curious.
If you like me, look into my eyes.
Cool!
Awesome!
Cool!
This is awesome!
How was it?
I feel like I'm going to cry.
You're doing your best!
Right?
Wow, you're both out of breath!
You were able to show us a great performance.
Yes, we wanted you to see it, so we're happy.
Wow, this is wonderful!
It's this tough!
Let's move on to the next rumor.
This is it!
Rumor 2! They were planning to do a fashion show as a team!
Wow!
Fashion show!
Yes, is this rumor true?
It's a lie!
Stop it!
Some of you said yes!
Huh?
Stop it!
Maria and Ayane, please tell us the truth!
Yes!
As a team of eight, we each brought our own clothes and did a runway show on stage.
We were planning to do a show there.
Oh, I see!
Some of you were preparing your own clothes.
Some of you were thinking of going shopping.
I see!
Let's do this on our own, too!
The theme of this show is Chiba TV.
It's called "Fashionable Yankee Outfits".
Are you making fun of us?
You're making fun of us, aren't you?
Chiba TV
Let's get started!
Bacchi Coi Fashion Show 2021 Summer!
First of all, it's this person's non-dirty Yankee outfit!
Wait a minute! Is it a three-toned suit?
It's a three-toned suit! Wow!
Shimizu Devil Motor Mania!
It's Gunma's non-dirty Yankee stylish look!
There's a bag attached to the bat, isn't there?
Then, please say a word!
Don't lose, don't falter, don't rot!
It's the same kind of one-shot gag as A-kon!
It says something!
Now, it's this person's turn!
New Crazy Breach N!
It's Saitama's Lolita Yankee's non-dirty stylish look!
Then, please say a word!
Life is one word, one picture!
One word, one picture! There's dust in between!
It's a non-dirty Yankee!
Now, it's this person's turn!
First of all, Maria!
Please tell us about your outfit!
First of all, it's all white!
It's not all white!
It's all white, and I'm wearing a shirt and denim!
A shirt and denim!
Then, don't lose, don't falter!
Then, don't lose, don't rot!
- What is it? - "kisarazu" (don't rot)
- Ah, it's either "kisarazu" or "don't rot", right? - Right?
The last one.
- Oh, what is it? - "kisarazu" (don't rot)
- Yeah, I knew it! - "don't rot", right?
It's the same kind of joke as Eiko-chan's, right?
Next up is Aine-chan. Please tell us about your outfit.
"ryu" (dragon)
- "ryu"? - "ryu", right?
- Ah, it's "ryu" over there, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry. - Why does everyone only say words?
"adidas"... "adidas"...
- Yeah, it's "adidas", right? "adidas" jersey.
- "ki"... - "ki", yeah.
- Why do you only say words? - Yeah.
- "sumi"... - Oh, it's "sumi", right?
- It has "manji" in it, right? - Hey...
- Hey! - Huh?
- What's wrong? - Are you trying to steal "sumi"?
- Huh? - Huh?
Didn't you say you put it in first and then wrote it?
- Didn't you write it in the locker room when you were drunk? - It's in the locker room!
- Oh, it's there! "drunk" is still written there! How lame!
- Is there anyone who's drunk like Sumiren? - Yeah!
- That's good! - There's no one!
- You're drunk! - Let's go!
- No one's following you. - No one's following me.
- Hey, hey! - Hey!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Even after the commercial, we're going to make a big announcement about "Eicho's Day" on our own!
- Let's do it!
- "Batchi Kouoi" - Here's what's behind the 94th floor.
- "Batchi Bachi" - "Eicho's Day" - "Uwasa Dai Kensho Special" - Second half!
- Let's move on to the next "uwasa". Here it is!
"uwasa", there is a duet song of Taku-chan and Yu- yu!
Taku-chan, is this "uwasa" true?
Yes, it is.
Then, please tell us the truth.
Are you going to verify it?
Yes, of course.
Well, it's really gone, but you don't have to do it, do you?
As a member of this group, you performed "uranai", didn't you?
You performed a duet song with Oguri, who was in first place at that time,
because you performed a duet song with Oguri, who was in first place at that time,
at that time, didn't you?
Yes, I did. I didn't expect it.
That's right. I didn't think you would meet there.
I'm sorry for you all. I want you all to do a lot of things,
but honestly, I was really relieved.
Why?
Because I sing!
I heard rumors that you practiced every day.
I was looking forward to it.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
I was practicing!
I was singing in the car!
Damn it! I don't like it!
Then, let's do it in batch voices!
Everyone, please stand by!
Damn it!
Skate Club
I'm bored! I'm really bored!
Running a club like this won't make any money!
If it's like this, I'll go back to Yamanashi and open a figure skating school.
Excuse me!
Oh, welcome!
Yes, I'm alone. Are you open?
Please come this way.
Excuse me, good evening!
Wow!
Your glasses look great on you!
What kind of girls are you looking for today?
Pretty girls like me? But what kind of girls are you looking for?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Actually, I'm looking for someone destined for me.
I'm looking for someone who matches me perfectly.
Is there anyone?
Oh, there's someone special for you. Leave it to me!
Oh, really?
Yes!
Well then, please!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, it's work!
Oh, you're a staff member!
One, two...
Welcome!
Change!
Mom, please change me! I'm Yankee Yanetsu!
Give me a break!
Welcome!
Please make your order!
No, I'm telling you! Change! Change!
Please!
Change?
I'm looking for someone who matches me perfectly.
Please!
How many?
I got it!
There's someone special for you, so I'll call you now!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, it's beautiful!
I'm Yui Yui! Nice to meet you!
Wow!
Mom, I can feel it!
I've already felt my destiny and found it!
It's her!
What?
Um...
I have one request, is it okay?
What is it?
P-please...
P-please... duet with me!
If you don't mind me...
I'm not Yabusaka!
They have the best chemistry in the world, and they sing as they like.
But please only sing on stage.
Let's hear them sing.
"Kudoki Nagara" by Azabu No. 10.
Duet with Suzuki Taku.
I'm somehow interested in people's eyes.
I don't mind if I shake hands with you.
But I feel like I might fall in love with someone I know.
Let's just ignore it.
As love becomes snow, we get attracted to each other.
Our instincts and instincts reflect our hearts.
As love becomes snow, we get drowned in it.
Where are you going?
"Kudoki Nagara" by Azabu No. 10.
It's already this time?
Isn't it too early?
Shall we go one more time?
Or shall we go home?
You're not Yabusaka!
As love comes and goes, we're drawn to each other.
Our hearts are reflected in music by our instincts and instincts.
As love comes and goes, we'll drown in it now.
Where shall we go? Where shall we go?
As love comes and goes, we're drawn to each other.
Come home. I want you to meet your father.
What is home?
How was it?
We met for the first time.
We had rehearsals for "Eight", but we couldn't rehearse because of the situation.
It was really our first meeting and it was fun.
Again!
It was fun.
How about you, Taku-chan?
Actually, I really didn't know the pitch, and I thought it couldn't be helped, so I practiced a lot.
How about you, Noro-chan?
I asked her if I should sing like that, and what Noro- chan said was, "Sing with a feeling of liking Minomonta," and I'm on Minomonta's side, but I don't know what he's talking about.
Now, let's move on to the next rumor! Here it is!
Rumor 4! It seems like you were planning to announce a surprise!
What is it?
Is this rumor true?
It's true!
Rumor 4 is correct!
What is it?
Now, let me explain the truth!
It was supposed to be a surprise announcement that all of Team A's songs would be included in the coupling song of Nemohammerumor.
However, we already know about that announcement, so we'd like you to watch that VTR and give us your first reaction!
Isn't that terrible?
Really?
Now, let's watch the VTR!
[VTR]
What is it?
[VTR]
What is it?
[VTR]
Now, let's watch the MV of "Bachi Koi" version!
What?
Awesome!
This is a real surprise.
When it's a real surprise, everyone stops moving.
We got information we didn't know.
What do you think?
So it's a fake version?
A fake version.
So you're going to film it on the rooftop?
I wanted to try it.
So you're going to film it like this.
You're going to film a lot of things around Chiba TV.
It said "remote".
What?
Remote?
That's...
What?
That's probably...
Remote?
It said "remote".
But it's remote.
Wow!
Where? Where does it say?
It says it's remote.
It's true!
That's terrible!
Why can't we go on the rooftop?
Why do you want to go on the rooftop?
I want to go.
I see.
So it's not just today.
You're going to film it remotely in different places?
Yes.
What?
Who said "what" just now?
You idiot!
Don't make me look like I'm bothering you!
No, it's not like that.
I want you to film it with a proper camera like this.
Because MVs last forever.
I see.
That's right.
So we're going to make a batch copy version of the new song's MV on our own.
The finished MV will be released soon. Look forward to it!
Wonderful!
That surprised me.
Now, let's move on to the last rumor. Here it is!
After the rumor, Kanto members will be performing one song!
Is that so?
Yes. Is this rumor true?
It's true!
Wow!
That's right!
Now, everyone, gather around!
Yes!
Wow! Only Kanto members!
That's rare.
Finally, on the day of the rumor, we're going to perform this song that Kanto members were supposed to sing.
Now, please listen to it! "Long Distance Poster"
On the right wall of the classroom, you're always there.
A lover in a swimsuit kindly smiles at you.
Even without words, you give me energy.
The sun of my heart is shining.
I never thought I'd fall in love with an idol.
My feelings are unpredictable.
Love you!
On the right wall of the classroom, you're always there.
A lover in a swimsuit kindly smiles at you.
Even without words, you give me energy.
It's hard for me to meet someone like you, but you're always by my side.
Even though we're far apart and we're close together,
I can't stop thinking about you.
It's like we're in a long-distance relationship,
but I can't see you often, but I'm closer to you than anyone else.
How was it, Taku-chan?
Wonderful! Kanto members are the best!
Is something wrong?
Team Up is the announcement of today's Otachi University members!
What's wrong with me?
Is something wrong with me?
I'm fine now, right?
Nothing is wrong with me!
Badge love.
Here is the ending.
Today's Otachi University members!
Yay!
Taku-chan, the tournament executive director, please announce the Otachi University members who worked the hardest today!
Yes!
Then, I will announce!
Today, Otachi University members will be...
Team Up!
I'm jealous!
Why is that?
I'm happy!
Well, you know, you are destined to be together.
Oh!
That's why I chose you.
Certainly, you two looked great together.
Well, for me, I've never been so embarrassed like this.
Oh, I'm happy!
How about you, Yui-chan?
I've been doing this Otachi University for less than five years.
Maybe you're right!
Maybe it's my second time.
I think it's the least number of times.
No, it's really less.
I think it's the least number of times.
Yes, I'm very happy!
Yay!
Everyone!
Well, how did you like today's "Batch Koikor"?
How about you, Hii-chan?
Well, we are also looking forward to the 8th day.
Besides, for Team 8, it's the 8th day of the 8th day.
Oh, it's the 8th day of the 8th day!
Yes, we are looking forward to it.
It's a shame that it's been canceled.
But we had a lot of fun performing here today.
Wow!
Then, we will say goodbye with "Batch Koikor" with everyone in front of the TV.
One, two...
Batch Koi!
Broadcast station! Broadcast station! This is a 48-second hero interview!
How was it?
It's rare for someone to take the microphone!
As expected of a British!
It was my first time doing a duet, and it was a lot of fun.
I want to sing again!
Absolutely not!
Do you want to sing?
No, I don't want to sing! Absolutely not!
But we want to hear it again!
No, I don't want to!
But at first you didn't like it, but now you like it.
That's right! I really don't like it!
But I didn't like it in the first place!
As love develops,
as we meet each other,
instincts and...
What is this!?
It's fine if you don't sing!
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