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Tonight's Badge Action is...
Sorry, but our team 8 is in the second half of "I'm sorry, but..."
There's a sexy project and everyone likes it.
And there's a weird ranking.
We're the ones who get ranked, so we don't like it.
Team 8's applause!
Badge Action!
83rd place, Play Ball!
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Sorry, but our team 8 is in the second half of "I'm sorry, but..."
There's a sexy project and everyone likes it.
Let's move on to the next project.
Team 8's applause!
Wow, what a movie!
What should we do?
You're curious about it, right?
"Surprise Highlights Game"!
That's right!
Highlights, please!
Highlights!
It's you, Highlights-chan!
First up is "Highlights' Surprise Highlights Game"!
Could you explain the game?
I'd like to play "Highlights' Surprise Highlights Game", which is everyone's favorite party game.
The first person says "surprise" and points at someone.
The second person says "highlights" and points at someone.
The person on both sides of the person who was pointed at says "gyaah"!
When you say "gyaah" to the person on both sides of you, please do it with this…
Ta-dah!
With this face!
No way!
This is a "highlights" pose!
Everyone, please do it with this face!
You should try it yourself!
What kind of face should I do?
No way!
Furthermore, the person who loses will receive this as a penalty game!
Staff-san, please!
Wow!
This is…
Tomato juice mixed with super-sour water melon and super-sour tomato juice that Highlights-chan hates to death!
Wow!
Huh? Why?
Is my voice the only one with a penalty game?
Huh? Really?
Other members of this "gyaah" are guaranteed to win.
Why is only my voice included?
Can we see it?
Can we see that you don't have a penalty game?
No way!
First, Highlights-chan, Rin-chan, Ayane-chan, Yui- yui and Taku-chan will do it!
Am I included in?
Yes! Please start with Highlights-chan!
Then, Highlights-chan game, start!
Highlights-chan game that begins with "gyaah"!
Yeah!
Highlights-chan?
Gyaah!
Highlights-chan?
Highlights-chan!
Gyaah!
Highlights-chan?
Gyaah!
Surprised? Four points!
Yay!
Surprised? Four points!
Yay!
Me? Four points!
Yay!
Surprised? Four points! Yay!
It's not strict! It's not strict! It's not strict for me!
So, it's a summer game for Takuchyan!
Why do I have to do it? Even if it's me, it can't be helped!
Here I go!
Damn it!
Damn it! This is no good!
I'm sorry! This is really no good!
No, I'll drink it! I'll drink it! I know it's disgusting!
I haven't drunk it yet!
Here I go!
Damn it!
Wow! This is amazing!
This is tough!
I'll definitely do it for the others!
I'll do it for the others!
Next up, we'll do it with Gyoten, Oda Erii, Hidaya, Maria and me!
This is seriously tough!
No! No! No!
This is seriously tough!
I'll go first!
Then, the surprised Gyoten game, start!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Yay!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Yay!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Yay!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Yay!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
Yay!
Surprised?
Gyoten?
What?
What is it?
I get it, but I'm upside down in this game right now!
I'm okay! I'm upside down!
It's a penalty game!
This is really tough!
Well then, Hidaya, please drink up the extremely sour tomato juice!
It's pretty low.
I'm totally fine.
Really?!
You're not shaking, are you?!
No, I'm not!
This is for Taku-chan!
No, I'm fine!
Seriously, you guys should all try it!
Seriously!
If you're stupid like this, you'll be in trouble!
Seriously! Is there more?!
Everyone, please try it!
Seriously?!
No, it's a draw. It can't be helped, it's a draw.
Why is it a draw?!
Come on!
Come on, try it!
Wait a minute, the tomato...
The tomato isn't good, isn't that the problem?!
Both the tomato and the sour one aren't good.
Then it's perfect! Try it! Try it!
Well then, Gyoutei, please drink up the extremely sour tomato juice!
Don't change your expression! Don't change your expression!
You can do it! Actress, try it!
See?! See?! This is what happens!
Poor thing...
You can't do it, can you?!
Next up, Serika's color therapy!
Well then, could you please explain your project?
Yes, in December of last year, I obtained the qualification of color therapist.
Wow, color therapist!
Yes, color therapy is a color therapy called "color therapy" in which you use the effects of colors to heal your heart.
For example, you can add red color to your make- up. By doing so, you can heal your heart.
You can ask for advice and concerns.
I, Yoshikawa, asked for your concerns!
Then, let's start Serika's color therapy!
Well then, thank you for your time.
Do you have any concerns?
Well, I wonder if there is a "real me" that I don't know of.
A "real me" that you don't know of?
Yes.
What is "me" exactly?
Ah, that's it!
I see.
Then, could you arrange 6 colors from these 12 colors in order of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6?
Wow, amazing!
What is it?
With intuition, without worrying!
Yes, please choose a color that will heal your heart.
Wow!
Wow! Can you tell by this?
The first two on the left are called "first color".
These two colors represent Nanase's basic personality and his past and present state.
The second color represents Nanase's current problems and the problems she thinks about.
The third color represents Nanase's future goals and what he wants to do in the future.
Now, let's look at the colors.
The blue color represents Nanase's love for colors.
The blue color represents Nanase's high communication skills and his ability to express himself.
Wow! That's a lot of work!
The yellow color represents Nanase's confidence in himself.
Can you tell by this?
No, I don't think so.
You don't look like it, Serika-san.
The second color represents Nanase's current problems and problems he doesn't know about himself.
The third color represents Nanase's current problems and problems he doesn't know about himself.
I think you have something you want to bring back to life.
Is there anything you want to bring back to life?
No!
She doesn't have anything!
I made a mistake! Are you okay, Color Therapy?
This one represents Nanase's current problems and problems he doesn't know about himself.
It's easy to dye white, and it's very flexible, so you can accept anything.
You can do any job perfectly.
Oh, that's a good thing.
Really?
By the way, you don't look like an emcee at all.
That's true.
I'm not suited for being an emcee.
And then, orange.
Yes.
Since it's a challenge, do you often make mistakes?
Like, "You're making a mistake."
I've never been told I'm making a mistake.
Oh, then you're wrong.
Oh, by the way, can you show me that?
Hey!
She learned it in an instant!
Sorry about that.
Nanana will continue!
Wow!
Let's move on to the next segment!
Gallet, please!
I'm a little curious about this.
Kantoumen...
Karakuchi Ranking!
Hinako, please!
I wonder what it is.
Next is Hinako's Kantoumen Karakuchi Ranking!
Hinako, please explain the project.
Yes, I, Okuhara Hinako, have a lot of votes for Karakuchi Comment.
Today, I'm going to beat up Kantoumen members with Karakuchi Ranking!
So, Hinako's Kantoumen Karakuchi Ranking starts now!
First of all, please announce the theme of Karakuchi Ranking.
Yes, what is it?
"I Want You to Be My Sister" Ranking!
Why did you choose this theme?
Well, it's not exactly Karakuchi.
That's true.
It's a little heavy, isn't it?
Yes, it's not Karakuchi.
But, it's not good for people in 7th place.
So, please be careful.
We'd like you to be careful.
We'd like people in 7th place to be careful.
Yes, please be careful.
First of all, I'd like you to announce people in 4th place.
People in 4th place are...
Ta-dah!
Hidaya!
Definitely! Definitely!
She's in the middle.
She's in the middle, but...
As you can see, Hidaya has an image of an edgy adult.
But, I can't keep up with that image.
You can't keep up with Karakuchi.
Well, I'm still a high school student.
So, I feel like I'm still young.
But, if I were to be a younger sister, I can't do it 100%.
You can't do it 100% even if you're in 4th place?
Yes.
That's what people say, but what do you think?
Wow, people say that a lot in people in 7th place.
People in 4th place are at this level?
Yes.
Then, let's move on to people in 3rd place.
Oh, it's getting a little better.
3rd place is...
Hidaya!
Ayane!
Eh, I'm glad!
Ayane-chan, when we were going back home together, you talked a lot like onee-chan,
but you are probably smaller than me.
It's about looks.
You are small and cute, but you don't look like onee-chan.
If you grow up a little more, you won't grow any more.
The rhythm doesn't match.
And in 5th place, for the reason that the rhythm doesn't match,
Oda!
You look like a kid.
In 6th place, Oda looks like a kid in a magazine cover.
Shall we move on to 2nd place?
2nd place is good.
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
No way!
I'm not a big fan of it, but you can cook.
This is quite expensive.
I'm not good at cooking.
Since I can't do it, I'll have onee-chan make it for me.
You are good at cooking.
I fell in love with you and put you in 2nd place.
Only cooking?
I thought you didn't talk much.
Isn't it better to make money?
Oh, you're right.
I'm not happy about it.
I thought you didn't like me.
I was scared.
I'm happy you put me in 2nd place.
Why didn't you like me?
I thought you didn't like me.
I don't know what's inside of you.
When we talk, I feel like I can't talk with you every day.
Why?
Why don't you feel like you can talk with me every day?
I feel like I'm young and I feel like I'm an adult.
You don't have anything bad inside of you, do you?
Oh, really?
You are a very kind and nice woman.
There's a distance.
You are a kind and nice woman.
At the end of the show, please announce the first and last place at the same time.
Hinako, please.
Yes.
I'll go first.
Hey!
You know it!
Okabe!
I can't help it.
I'm so happy.
First of all, Rin-chan, please.
How do you feel about that?
Oh, well, it's okay.
First of all, Okabe, right?
Yes, it's me, RinRin.
I've been to your house once before.
When I first came in...
I thought you were so beautiful.
I thought you were a woman.
You have high feminine power.
It's too high.
And you seem to be good at cooking.
Everything about you is like a lump of femininity.
Thank you.
You have an image of a queen.
You're usually kind, but you have an image of a queen.
You seem to have a drug effect.
No, no.
You seem like a prince.
No, no.
What did you say?
What?
You seem like a princess.
When you do bad things,
you seem to scold me.
And you seem to praise me.
I thought you had an image of a princess.
I see.
That's why I chose you.
Wow.
You have a lot of good points.
The third one is Yoshikawa, who is here with us.
Why is that?
Why?
We cooked together at work the other day.
At that time, I didn't know how to cook.
I didn't know how to peel garlic.
You didn't know how to peel.
I think Nanase knows about it.
He said, "You really don't know how to cook."
I helped him.
You said you could cook.
You helped him.
You can cook.
You can cook, but...
Did they get a mount?
They didn't get a mount.
Maybe Nanase knows about it.
Maybe Nanase doesn't know about it.
Mount...
I don't know about this.
She doesn't know about this.
The last one is Yuna's sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Could you explain what you're going to do?
I'm going to play rock-paper-scissors and see how sexy I can be.
The member in charge of variety is not sexy at all.
I'm in charge of sexiness and I don't think I can win.
She said it.
Yuna, who do you want to compete with first?
Yuyu, who is younger than me.
It's true that you don't have much of a sexy image.
But you have a hidden sexiness.
I haven't shown my sexiness before.
I'm turning 20 this year.
I'll do my best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
What?
Which one is wrong?
Well, this is…
Did you change the positivity a bit?
Yes, I did! Victory should go to Hattori!
You just changed, didn't you?
At first I thought I would do like this, but…
I changed the pose too much, and I was embarrassed.
That's right.
I'll leave it to you.
Who will you compete against next?
Oda.
Are you confident?
I'm 23 years old.
Oh, there you go.
Don't look at me like that.
Then, sexy rock-paper-scissors, please.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Wow.
How about it?
What's up with "wow" and "wow"?
It's love.
It's love, isn't it?
Wow, she did it!
She did it!
Love and...
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
You're so good!
You're strong!
Oda, can you pose like you did last time?
It's like a crime but you're still a policewoman.
It's frustrating.
Strong!
Who will you compete against next?
Bin-chan.
Who?
So, are you confident in it?
Not really, right?
No? You're not confident in being sexy?
Not at all.
I see.
Then, sexy rock-paper-scissors, please!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
She lost in one shot!
OK, Hattori wins!
Wow!
After this, Yuna, who was in charge of sexiness, didn't like it at all.
Winner is Hattori!
Wow!
Yuna won five consecutive wins in a row and eliminated all members of Kanto.
Wow!
She's really strong!
She's really winning, not only in sexiness but also in rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
OK, next is the last one.
The last one.
The last one is Hidaya!
Are you confident in it?
Rock-paper-scissors is strong!
But you can't lose in sexiness!
Hidaya is also a bitch!
Wow!
She showed all of her sexiness!
Hidaya!
Don't say that!
It's hard to do if you do it like that!
Then, sexy rock-paper-scissors, please!
Sexy rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
She won!
Hidaya and Nana won!
What is it? What is it?
It's so lame! What is it?
So, sexy rock-paper-scissors was Yuna's 5 wins in a row!
How was it?
It was easy!
After the commercial, we will announce the winners!
Here is the ending of "Bacchi Koooi"!
Today's member of Otachi University!
Taku-chan, you are the most active member of Otachi University. Please announce the member of Otachi University who worked the hardest today!
Then, I will announce!
Today, Otachi University's member is...
The member of Otachi University is...
Suzuki-san!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Ending?
What is it?
It's weird! It's weird!
She has done various projects, but it doesn't matter!
From the first time I saw her, I knew it was her!
She is a great person!
She is terrible!
How was it, everyone?
Nagi-chan, how was it?
I felt like I was watching a match one by one.
You are stupid!
It was fun!
Finally, let's say "Bacchi Koooi" with everyone in front of the TV!
One, two...
Bacchi Koooi!
One, two...
Broadcast station! Broadcast station!
That was our 48-second interview with our heroes! How did you like it?
Yes, I had a lot of fun today.
I think I was able to show off my personality well enough
when I practiced in the showroom once about six months ago.
So I'm very happy about it!
Wonderful!
It's already in my heart!
Hmm... I'm kind of embarrassed.
No, no, you're right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Huh?
Didn't you say you like me?!
Huh?!
Your glasses!
Which one of you was it?!
I was there!
You were there!
It's Chitao!
Oh, Chitao?!
Oh, I see! Thank you for your hard work!
What's with you?!
No, you were really wonderful!
One last word!
Thank you for today!
No, no, no! Thank you!
This is it!
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