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Tonight's badge action is...
Shocking video, badge video, second half!
Why don't you make it explode more?!
All right!
Great skills videos and scary videos sent in by members will make your heart race!
Well then...
Please!
In addition...
A special guest will do a favor for you!
Hey!
Wow!
Let's give a round of applause for Team 8!
Badge action!
69th inning, play ball!
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Everyone!
I'm enjoying recording!
This is fun!
Badge action!
69th inning, here it is!
Shocking video, badge video, second half!
Wow!
All right!
What's up with you, Monichi-san?
What's up?
What's up with you?
What's up?
Um...wasabi...
Um...
Huh? Please take responsibility for that!
Huh?
I know it's wasabi, but is it really okay?
Hypnosis is amazing!
Huh?
I can eat it at all!
When there wasn't any sushi in it, I said it was spicy!
Here I go!
Oh, no!
Drink water! Drink water!
Can you see me now? Give me some water, please!
No, no! I have to drink it!
Oh, no!
You look like a barbecue!
Now, it's the second half!
The first shock image was received from Odairina- san in Kanagawa Prefecture!
Here it is!
Miracle!
The decisive moment when the slipper you threw falls on your head!
Wow!
This video was taken at the world championship in which the slipper you threw was thrown.
And now, it's the shock image when the slipper you threw falls on your head!
Well, it's a world championship, so it's amazing!
It's amazing!
Well, let's go!
Let's go!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, let's start the VTR!
VTR, let's go!
Wow!
It's different every time!
Now!
Oh, it's over there!
It's a world championship!
Wow, I'm nervous!
You look like a woman fighting in the back!
You're right!
Now, let's do some warm-up exercises!
Oh, it's good!
It's a world championship, so...
I'm nervous!
I'm really nervous!
Now, it's Odairina-san's turn!
Wow, I'm nervous!
Wow, look at her expression!
Wow, she's cheering for you!
She's cheering for you!
She's cheering for you in the back!
Everyone, a miracle is about to happen!
Now, what's going to happen?
Now...
Is it going to fall on her own head?
Now...
Odairina-san is...
What's going on? What's this? This is like a world championship, isn't it?
This is just a warm up.
It's just a warm up.
It's just a performance.
It's a performance. For the first time, there is a performance like this.
It's a world championship.
You didn't fail to show off your skills, did you?
No, I didn't.
But it's embarrassing and you want to know it.
It's embarrassing.
Now is the real thing.
It's a performance.
Odairina-san is doing her best to skip the slippers.
Wow.
That's great.
This is a miracle, isn't it?
This is a miracle.
It's like that.
It's exactly like that.
Let's see what's going on now.
She's enjoying it.
She was about to jump straight up, but she went up.
She must have practiced a lot.
What's going on with her feet now?
Oh, there's nothing.
What's that in her pants?
I don't know.
What is it?
There's nothing hidden. What's going on?
There's nothing moving.
Now, the next shocking video is from Oguri Yui in Tokyo.
Here it is.
There are children who get a warm Christmas present and are overjoyed!
Yes, there are.
I've seen it too.
There are children who are overjoyed.
Yes, there are.
What was the happiest present you've ever received?
What is it?
But…
Yes.
From fans…
Love.
Hey, can't she do something about it?
It's amazing.
It's important, though.
Yes.
For me, it's money.
Yes.
Money makes me the happiest.
Yes.
Then, let's watch the video.
Please wait for the video.
Look.
She's enjoying the Christmas party.
She put it on the present.
Huh?
Is it okay?
Huh?
She looks like an ordinary child.
Yes, she is an ordinary child.
Yes, if she were this age, she would be like this.
Me?
Is it okay?
If you open it, you will be surprised.
You will be happy.
What should I do?
I'm looking forward to it.
What will it be like?
Even if you open it, you will be happy like you've never seen before.
I'm looking forward to it.
But it's a waste.
It's a waste.
Huh?
Is she trying to stop opening it?
But you can open it.
You can open it.
It can't be helped if you like it.
Yes.
After this...
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
You will be happy like you've never seen before.
I opened it. I opened it.
Yes.
Huh?
What is it?
How is it?
I'm quite happy.
Wow.
What is it?
What is inside?
We can't see what's inside yet.
What is it?
Huh?
You're not very happy about it.
Why don't you make it explode more?
Yes!
What is it?
Wow.
You'll be happy like Katsumata-san when you open the present.
Huh?
You'll be happy like Katsumata-san when you open the present.
Wow.
Right?
Wow.
It's shocking.
It's very different from how happy we were expecting.
It's different.
Huh? I want to see it again.
Let's see it again.
You'll be happy about it, right?
I'll be happy about it.
How is it now?
Huh? How is it now?
Huh? What's wrong?
Huh? Aren't you happy about it?
Aren't you happy about it?
You should be very happy about it, right?
Yes.
I'm happy about it.
Wow.
I'm happy about it.
You shouldn't be happy about it.
From here?
Yes.
Slowly?
You shouldn't be happy about it.
And...
You shouldn't be happy about it. You should be happy until you die.
I'm happy.
And...
It's coming.
Will it come?
You shouldn't be happy about it. Will it come?
Will it come?
What's wrong with you?
You gave me a present.
Why did you become Katsumata-san?
That's a shock image.
Shock image?
I've never seen it like that.
That's good.
Let's move on to the next shock image.
The next one is from Ayaka Hidai, who lives in Yamanashi Prefecture.
Here it is.
Kamiwaza mekakushi wo shite, shinken shirooha dori?
Please say it one more time.
"Shinken...
shirooha...
yanagi dori wo...
yanagi...
That's good.
Shinken shirooha dori.
Yanagi dori.
Katsujin.
Yes, that's it.
Shirooha dori.
Do you think you can do it?
I've never seen "yanagi dori" before.
But I think it's amazing.
If you can do it, you're doing "mekakushi."
That's right.
Please say it one more time.
Shinken shirooha dori.
Shirooha dori.
That's good.
You're getting close.
That's good.
Let's say it one last time and go.
"Mekakushi wo shite, shinken...
shirooha dori."
Shirooha dori.
vtr
bacchi bacchi.
Yes!
vtr
Now, the master is uniting his mind.
Oh!
What's that? Is he a ninja? What's that?
What's that?
Look at the size of the katana.
- It's so long! - It's social distancing.
- I see.
I see. As expected of him.
Now, will he cover his eyes from now on?
- Oh! - Like this, right?
He covered his eyes.
- Oh! - Now...
Can he do it? If he can do it, he's really a master.
- He's amazing. - He's amazing.
- Oh! - But...
- I'm sure he can do it perfectly. - That's right.
- Yeah. - Oh!
- Huh? - Huh?
- He turned his back. - Wow!
- He's amazing!
- Really?
- Now... - Now...
- He must know when to turn his back. - Yeah.
- He's a disciple, right? - Yes.
- When you become a master, you know when to turn your back. - Wow!
It's a round of tension. Everyone, don't blink!
Please!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Huh?
- You hit it just now! - Huh?
- You hit it perfectly. - It looked like you did it just now.
- You're a master, aren't you? - Oni-san!
- It looked weird just now, didn't it? - Huh? That wasn't...
- Can we watch it one more time? - Let's watch it one more time.
How was it?
- Oh! - Oh!
- That was just practice. - Oh, I see.
- It looked like you were preparing for it. - That's right.
Oh! From here...
- Now, it's the actual performance. - Yes.
- This is called "breathing". - Ah!
- Wow! The tension is different from before. - Wow!
- It looks like you're going to do it this time for sure. - Wow!
- You can already feel it from both of you. - Wow!
Well then...
Please!
Hahaha!
That's not good!
What's this?
What did you do? Who said "what's this"?
What's this?
Why did you turn back?
You're hiding your face, but you turned back.
Really!
Please don't make a real claim!
Why did you turn back?
Hahaha!
But you were doing your best.
Now, the next one is the last one.
Yes, the last one is...
It's from Momoka Onishi, the representative of Tokyo.
Here it is!
"Attention!
During the dance lesson,
Egashira 2:50am Raw Rhaegar, Saint Rhaegar, Raw Rhaegar, haunting horror video.
But there is no audience.
There is no audience of "Kanran".
What is "Raw Rager" anyway?
Please explain it.
It's a scary video that happened during an idol's dance lesson.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Oh, no! Onishi is gone, too!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Hahaha!
She was dancing like this.
Now, let's watch the video.
What will happen?
Egashira 2:50 live Rhaegar, St. Rhaegar, transfer.
It's normal.
Everyone is dancing happily.
It's the usual dance lesson.
It's a good dance lesson.
What?
Everyone is dancing normally.
This video is about a mysterious phenomenon that happened during an idol's dance lesson.
Shall we watch the next song?
Yes, let's watch it.
What?
Hey!
What?
- Hey! - What's up?
- What's up?
What's up?
- What's up? - Hey!
What's up? Come here.
- What's up? - What's up?
What do you mean "come here"?
You're the only one who got on, right?
- It's none of your business. - It's none of your business, right?
Listen to me.
- I'm listening. - Feel it.
- You can do it!
- Hey! - Hey!
That's not it. Why?
What do you mean "that's not it"? What's going on? Let's hear it.
What do you mean "that's not it"? What's going on?
It's not what I heard.
What is it? What did you hear about the shocking footage?
Everyone told me to do "Mr. 2:50".
It's happening again! What's going on?
- Is it coming? - Hey!
That's great.
- Everyone is pulling. - Everyone is pulling.
- What's going on? - I don't know.
Everyone is pulling.
- Everyone is pulling. - That's scary.
Everyone is pulling.
- This atmosphere is scary. - It's rare.
- What's going on? - Help me!
That's it for the shocking footage and punishment video.
After the commercial, we'll announce the members.
What happened to your hand?
Why?
- That's terrible. - That's terrible.
That's terrible.
Here is the ending.
Today's Otachi University members!
- Yay! - Yay!
Executive Director of the Association, Taku-chan!
Please announce the members of Otachi University who worked the hardest today!
I will announce it now!
The members of Otachi University who can climb today are...
Egashira Niji! 50 minutes!
- Why? - Why?
Is this a good thing?
- Yes, it's a good thing. - Yay!
- Is it a good thing, Otachi University? - No.
- Egashira Niji, 50 minutes. - It's not a bad thing?
- Hey! - What?
It's okay! We'll all do it!
- It's here! - It's here!
- Yay! - Yay!
Seriously...
You all did a good job today.
- You all did a good job. - It was fun.
You all did a good job.
It was a little difficult, wasn't it?
It was a little difficult, but...
- Huh? - Huh?
- Hey! - Huh?
- Egashira-san! - Hey!
- Ega-chan! Ega-chan!
- Ega-chan! - Ega-chan!
You all look really cool from behind!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Did you fall in love with me? - I fell in love with you!
- Ega-chan! - Huh?
- Ega-chan! - Ega-chan!
- Huh? - Ega-chan!
Ega-chan?
One, two...
Hey!
You did it!
You did a good job!
You all did a good job!
Come on!
Seriously!
Of course!
I did my best!
That's good!
How did you like it?
You know what?
I'm going to say something bad about Kanto.
If it's Kansai, everyone will say something bad about Kanto.
I'm scared.
Something bad about Kanto...
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
It's okay.
I won't do it again.
Come here and let's talk.
I'm scared.
The song is playing.
It's a good song.
That's right. It's a new song.
It's a good song.
How was it?
It's playing!
Hey!
Lastly, let's say "bankiso"
with everyone in front of the TV.
One, two...
Bankiso!
Hey, Ega-chan!
I'm going to kick it!
I can't do it!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station! It's time for "48 seconds of heroes" interview!
Ms. Egashira, how did you like it?
Hey!
How many times do I have to say "hey" to you?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
No, I'm sorry.
Since you came here, I did it for no reason.
No, but it was really different from what I had imagined.
How was it?
How did you feel about it?
Did you want me to call you again?
I thought everyone was cute and all, but I still tried my best.
I see.
Even so, as a Kansai person, you made me eat a lot of food.
Thank you.
I'm grateful.
Can you call me again?
Can I?
Yes, of course.
Then, please call me again.
Do you want to see it in the end?
48 seconds of heroes
We're here at Shiba TV!
Yay!
Today, we have a guest on Shiba TV's popular show.
It's Ms. Shirohiro Egashira!
Yay!
You know her, don't you?
Of course I do.
Are you excited?
Well, since we're here as representatives, we're going to show off our love for each other.
Also, even when we're on air, we want to say, "I'm Kojima!"
I'm Kojima!
We want to say that.
I'm a little nervous, but I hope we can say a lot of things.
That's right.
So, we're in front of Ms. Kojima's dressing room!
We're here!
Then, we'd like to go in now!
We're going in!
Excuse me!
Good morning!
I'm A.K.A.B.4th Gate's teammate, Namasa. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Oguri. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a little curious, so I'll go first.
Is that an untouchable Shiba?
No, you're crazy!
You're crazy!
You're too natural!
I'm fine!
I'm curious, so let's go together!
So what is this?
Can I ask you a question?
Go ahead!
It's a show called "Over the Bridge".
Only Shiba TV isn't airing right now.
Shirokuro Unjust is airing in various places, right?
I was wondering how it would be like that.
So I'm the one who can't answer!
It's definitely me!
I told you to come in, but Shirokuro Unjust can't answer!
It's been 17 years.
Shirokuro Unjust.
If you've been doing it for about 17 years, wouldn't it be like that?
Shouldn't you change your name to Suzuki Taku?
Suzuki Taku doesn't have a good image.
We're pretty much in your care.
No, you're not.
On the contrary, you should work with AKB.
Either way, you're probably in our care.
No, no, no, really, really.
You shouldn't get involved with Taku.
I have one more request for you.
I'm Kojima.
I wanted to come here.
Can I change my name?
It's okay, but can you do it without saying that?
Then I will go.
I will go.
Haijima-san!
It's Kojima! It's embarrassing!
I did it.
It's embarrassing.
Please be careful of how you do it.
It's Kojima!
It's embarrassing!
Tell me what you want to say!
Is there something else after this?
Yes, we will also be appearing in "Shirokuro and Josh".
Thank you for having us!
It's about to start, so can you go home?
Thank you!
Good bye!
You made it!
It's Kojima!
I made it!
You made it!
It's true!
Yes, we will be appearing in "Shirokuro and Josh" after this, so we will do our best!
We will do our best!
We don't have a lot of time, so I'm worried if I can say it properly.
Yes, we will go!
We will go!
Hello!
Thank you for having us!
We came up with a catchphrase for Kojima-san's version of "Shirokuro and Josh".
It's embarrassing!
Thank you for having us!
There's a lot going on today, isn't there?
Please look forward to it!
Chiba TV's "Bachikoi"
How many people do you do "Bachikoi" with?
Eight people.
Eight people?
When you have something to announce, like CDs, please come and say "Ah, isn't this nice?"
Thank you!
Thank you for having us!
Lastly, there's a "Bachikoi" pose.
Bachikoi
Please do it!
Team 8's applause!
"Bachikoi"!
Next time's "Bachikoi" is...
Talking with the members and doing "Bachibachi"!
One, two...
Fried chicken!
"Shimizu Maria Gorilla" came out and she's worried about it!
"Shimizu Gorilla"!
Oh!
It's an eight-letter UFO.
- Huh?! - What?!
What?! What's going on?!
Look forward to it!
What is this?!
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Everyone! The recording was fun, wasn't it?!
As expected, it's the best!
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