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Tonight's badge action is...
Are you going for another one?
Shocking video as a badge!
It's getting faster and faster!
The members sent us "sugohaza" and "kyofu" videos,
and they make my heart race!
It stinks! It stinks!
What are you doing?
It stinks!
And!
A special guest will also appear!
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The 68th inning is...
Shocking video!
Wonderful!
Today, we will introduce many shocking videos brought in by members.
It's a safe.
Taki-chan, what is the point of this project?
Well, it is a crazy show called "shocking video".
The members in the studio...
Their expressions are a little cloudy now.
How about it?
Some of you are cloudy.
That's right.
Some of you are wearing strange clothes.
Am I cloudy?
And...
There is someone I don't know.
Let me introduce you!
Today's special guest!
Team 8, Nara Prefecture Representative, Momoka Onishi!
Hello, I'm Momoka Onishi! Nice to meet you!
Why did you suddenly invite this special guest?
I don't like to call you "special", but...
Why did you suddenly invite this special guest?
Well...
Four months ago, Team 8's showroom project was broadcasted.
Momoka Onishi won the showroom project.
Can I say something?
She is posing all the time.
I'm angry with her.
Why is she doing that?
It seems like she loves cameras.
Is that so?
Yes.
Why is she doing that?
Four months ago...
I'm getting angry with her.
She broadcasted it four months ago.
Why is she getting angry with me?
She broadcasted it four months ago.
Why is she getting angry with me?
She broadcasted it four months ago.
Don't you get angry with me, Yoshikawa-san?
Team 8...
You get angry with me, don't you?
Yes.
Four months ago, Team 8's showroom project was broadcasted.
Momoka Onishi won the showroom project.
The reward was a gourmet location in Chiba Prefecture.
That's right.
Yes.
So, I invited you as a guest today.
I also prepared your favorite sushi.
Sushi?
Yes.
Really?
That's right.
Are you happy?
I'm very happy.
I love sushi.
That's good.
Then, let's get started.
Momoka Onishi will show you a shocking video at the gourmet location.
Let's get started!
Shocking?
Yes, it has already started.
Has it already started?
Yes, yes.
We don't have much time, so please hurry up.
Yes, this is a food review.
Shall we start?
Wow, this is a really good sushi.
First of all, there must be a metaphor for it.
There must be some wonderful expression for it.
Wait, shocking?
What is shocking?
Can I eat it normally like this?
No, it must be a metaphor for a jewel.
What?
Is it Hikomaru-san?
She seems to say something like Hikomaru-san.
What is this?
I will eat it.
Why don't you say it?
What's wrong?
What?
What's wrong?
Is it delicious?
Please explain it to me.
First of all, don't hide your face.
What's wrong?
Is it a one-shot joke?
Wasabi!
What?
Wasabi!
Wasn't it delicious?
It was very delicious.
What?
What's with that reaction?
Which one is it? We don't know.
Tell me the truth.
It's a very delicious sushi.
Wasn't there wasabi in it?
There wasn't.
What's with that?
It's really shocking.
I hate it.
Why?
What's with it?
I don't think there are people who hate it in the first meeting like this.
It's not good for me.
Yes, that's it.
That's it.
Stare at me!
I won't.
You won't stare at me at all.
Then, let's look at the shocking images sent in by the members.
Look at it.
The first shocking image was received from Okabe Rin- san, who lives in Ibaraki Prefecture.
Here it is.
Shocking baby's first moment.
Baby, baby.
This is a video of baby eating a lemon for the first time.
The reaction is cute and healing.
Do you like baby?
How about you? Do you like baby?
I love baby. It's healing.
I like it so much that I look it up on a video site and watch it.
Really?
Really.
But it takes a lot of time and effort, so I think it's annoying.
What?
No way, baby.
I can't help it. I can feel it.
But a man grows up with a baby.
Here you go.
Let's watch the video.
VTR, Bacchi Bacchi.
Oh, oh.
Oh, cute baby.
What's wrong?
Do you have a cold? What's wrong?
Do you have a cold? Is there not enough air?
There's a lemon.
Oh, are you going to eat it?
Is it your first time?
It looks like a dead ship. It looks like a dead ship.
What? It looks like a grandma.
Is it in progress? Is it in progress?
Oh, oh.
Is it your first time?
What? What?
She just talked.
It's a baby, right?
It's very dialect mixed.
It's still going, isn't it?
The baby is chewing and I think it's still going.
It's still going, isn't it?
Chewing and all the meat is in my mouth.
What's wrong?
It's disgusting.
You're talking indiscriminately.
It's a dialect, isn't it?
I'm talking.
You're a baby, aren't you?
No, I was a baby.
I didn't look like a baby.
If you look at it again, you'll look like a baby.
That's right. Let's look at it again.
It was a shocking video.
It's a cute video, isn't it?
It's a baby.
I don't know what it is.
It's like a dying ship.
What is it?
Is it a ship?
Is it going to go and another one is going?
Is it going?
It's going to go and another one is going.
It's going and another one is going.
It's going and it's going back again.
It's going back again.
It's a mosaic.
It's a baby mosaic.
It's a baby and it's a mosaic.
Wow.
What's with the cup thing?
I wonder what it is.
And was he drinking too much?
His hand is shaking, isn't it?
So, how was it, Taku-chan?
No, it was a bit of a shock.
Somehow, a woman who has grown up to some extent has been shaking her hands all the time.
How about you, Momo-chan?
Well, it was a little too much for a baby who is 23 years old.
It didn't feel fresh at all.
It was a little bad.
Thank you for your hard work.
And we have prepared the lemon we mentioned earlier in the studio.
Mr. Onishi, are you happy?
Mr. Onishi? Mr. Onishi again?
Yes.
You want to eat it, don't you?
Because it's a shock video.
I'm going to eat it up.
Let's get started.
Onishi Momoka, please show us your shocking video.
Go, Onishi Lemon!
Onishi Lemon!
Go, Onishi Lemon!
I'm not worried.
I'm not worried about you!
He's been playing with me since I was little.
I'm going to eat it up and say one word.
It's a shock video.
It hurts!
It hurts quite a bit.
It's not enough.
Let's say one more word.
It hurts!
What's up with this guy!
This guy is crazy!
Sour!
No, it's not sour!
What's up with that reaction!
It's like a one-shot gag!
I thought it was shocking.
It's not shocking!
Now, let's move on to the next shocking video!
Next is this video from Maria Shimizu, who lives in Gunma Prefecture!
This is a video of a master who can't turn his eyes because his third eye is too strong!
This is a video of a master who can walk straight even if people turn around!
Momo-chan, how many times do you think you can turn your eyes?
I'm pretty easy to turn my eyes, so if I turn my eyes ten times, my eyes will turn.
But in this case...
Because you're a master, right?
That's right.
I turn my eyes a lot, so...
888 times or something like that...
No, you're not stupid! Say numbers that are realistic!
Now, let's move on to the next shocking video!
Shocking video!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Now, Sanhan Kiran, who is too strong, is standing by with his back. - It has nothing to do with shaking, does it?
- No, it has nothing to do with shaking, does it? - Now...
- It's about... - Now, but this...
- Yes... - Even if you spin it around a lot, it's not...
- Well... - It's just called "master", isn't it?
- Yes, it's "master", isn't it? - Yes, it's "master", isn't it?
- Oh! It's like golf, isn't it? - Oh!
- Now, it's about... - Yes...
- It's starting to spin. - Well, that's also quite a lot, isn't it?
- Slowly... - Oh, shut up! Do it quickly!
- Slowly... - Oh! It's good!
- Now... - Now, it's about...
- It's getting faster and faster! - Yes, it's getting faster and faster!
- Now, it's still spinning! - But it's still normal, isn't it?
- This is nothing! - After all, it's "master", so it spins a lot, doesn't it?
- It's still in the early stages! - It's a shocking video, isn't it?
- It's still spinning! - It's still...
- The speed is also increasing! - The speed is increasing more and more!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Now, it's about... - If you run straight like this, it's a shocking video!
- Sanhan Kiran is too strong, so please watch "master" who can't spin his eyes!
- Yes! "master"! - Go! Please!
- "master"...! - Eh?
- Something must have fallen there, didn't it? "master" is already standing straight!
- Eh? "master" is... - "master" is...
- Something must have fallen there, didn't it? "master" is already standing straight and running!
- It's going straight! "master" is... - Eh?
- Now, are you satisfied with it?
- Can we say "master"?
- Well, it's no longer a shocking video, isn't it?
- It's still... What we saw was a normal video... - Normal...
- Anyone who does it will be like that, though... - Yes...
I wonder what kind of master he is now
Let's have a look
Maybe it's still spinning
Wait
It's still spinning
This time it's going to be a master's video
We can see it
Speed up more
His posture is higher now
Lower his head more
What's going to happen
Please
Oh, that was a light step
Well, how was it
Well, I'm glad it was only the first time
How was it, Momo-chan
Well, but wasn't it a shock, wasn't it
Yeah, it was like I walked around
That's right
Shock
You were doing your best
The next shock video is from Ayane Takahashi who lives in Saitama
Here it is
Are you serious? A woman who gets hypnotized all the time
Oh, it's a shock all of a sudden
This is a video of a woman who gets hypnotized all the time with a ball of flame
Shit
What are you doing
Shit
It's on you
You're cute
What are you doing
Shit
What's going on?
She is the woman who is hypnotized all the time.
She doesn't look like hypnotized.
The ball is coming out.
So fast!
Did you see it?
Did you see the ball?
Did you see it, Oni-san?
I barely saw it.
You barely saw it, didn't you?
That's how hypnotized she is.
She is so fast.
From now on, I'm going to use hypnotism.
At first,
I'm going to hypnotize you by making your hands smell weird.
That's unique.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Oh!
She woke up.
She smells something.
It stinks!
What?
It stinks!
Your hands...
It stinks!
My hands, too!
Oh!
It stinks!
What are you doing?
Oh!
It stinks!
It really does.
Right?
Yes!
Oh!
Wow!
It really does.
It does, doesn't it?
Wow!
If you barely saw the ball,
you wouldn't be so hypnotized.
Next is...
Hypnotism that makes your clothes show.
Don't you want to see it?
I'd like to see it.
What kind of reaction will it have?
I'm curious.
Let's go!
Yes!
Oh!
Are you OK?
She wasn't looking at it herself.
She didn't know it was visible,
but suddenly...
Oh, no!
Yes!
Oh!
Nice!
It's very easy to catch.
It feels good, too.
It's a shocking image.
Yes.
Do you have any hypnotism you want to do?
Yes, first of all, Ms. Oni?
OK.
Hypnotism that makes the table look like a cute puppy.
Do you have any?
OK, let's go.
Yes!
What's up? What's up? What's up? Cute! Cute! What's up? What's up? Cute!
Amazing!
She's holding it.
Can you say "hand" or something?
Can you say "hand"? Hand!
Ah, cute!
She said "hand" just now.
Ah, cute!
Can you say "one" just now?
She said "ah" just now.
Amazing!
OK, then, Taku-chan, do you have any?
OK, then, how about this?
Wasabi turns into condensed milk.
Wow!
This is a classic.
Yes, but if it's this easy, it's OK, isn't it?
OK, then, I'll go.
Yes!
Oh, she saw it right away.
Huh? It was wasabi, but it's condensed milk now.
It's condensed milk.
It's wasabi.
It's hot!
Huh?
It's condensed milk, so I'll lick it.
Oh!
Huh?
Do you want more of it?
Is it OK?
Oh!
Huh?
Is it OK?
If only there were strawberries...
Yeah...
Is it OK?
Oh!
She said it!
Do you think it's condensed milk?
Huh?
Oh!
It's sweet...
Yes!
Ah!
Sorry!
Ah! It got stuck and now it's spicy.
Well, everyone, how was it?
Well, it's amazing.
I said "yes" and now it's spicy.
It's not a spiciness that comes later.
How was it?
Do you want to see it again?
I want to see it again.
Ah! Huh?
Wasn't it stuck?
Ah, it's stuck!
Ah, it's stuck.
Huh?
Spicy!
Didn't you drink water just now?
Huh?
But it's not dissolved yet, right?
It's not dissolved.
The condensed milk one.
It's sweet.
Isn't it still okay, this condensed milk?
Oh!
Are you going for the condensed milk?
Oh!
It's condensed milk.
Condensed milk.
Wow!
It's condensed milk.
Well, how is it?
Are you going for the condensed milk?
No, it would be great if there was strawberry.
I see.
But it can't be helped.
There's only wasabi.
Thank you for it.
Well, how is it?
Let's hear your impressions.
How does it taste?
It's sweet.
Oh!
Yes!
Ah!
Yes!
One more time! One more time!
Ah, you can't drink it! You can't drink it!
You can't drink it! You can't drink it!
Let's see it again!
You just said yes!
You shouldn't have drank it!
Huh?
Wow!
That's amazing!
As expected of hypnotism!
Yes!
Now, the next shocking video is from Karin Shiobara of Niigata Prefecture!
Here it is!
Surprising! Rabbits eating carrots at an unstoppable speed!
Rabbits?
This is a shocking and healing video of cute rabbits eating carrots at super high speed!
Sounds good!
We want to be healed!
That's right!
How about you? Do you like cute animals?
I love rabbits!
I even have two cats at home
dogs and cats
I even bought a lot of them at zoos
That's how much I love animals
I'm looking forward to it!
How about you, Taku-chan?
Basically, I don't like animals with hair
What?
Most of them don't have hair
Then, let's start the video!
Let's start the video!
Oh, cute rabbit!
What's wrong with you?
She found her favorite rainbow!
It's a rabbit, so it's pretty fast.
She got it!
How fast will it go?
Isn't it slow?
Isn't it slow? It's fast, isn't it?
It's not a shock or anything.
Isn't it fast enough for humans to eat it?
It's getting faster!
Is it coming from here?
It's coming! Is it getting faster?
Is it coming?
Is it okay?
It's amazing, everyone!
It sounds good!
Right? It's cracking!
It's young, isn't it?
It has strong teeth!
It's different from what I imagined, but...
I thought it would be a little faster.
But...
But... there's a carrot here!
And a rabbit's ear!
What is it?
It looks good!
Are you happy?
What is it?
Anyway...
Let's start!
Please report the taste.
It's a loose taste.
It's this one!
What's wrong?
It's fast, isn't it?
It's fast!
It's a little slow!
It's delicious!
It's weird!
Is the taste weird?
Please try this.
I'll do it.
While you are at it, please bring me that.
While you are at it.
It's on fire now.
What kind of hypnosis is this?
I'm a little scared.
Is it okay?
Wasabi becomes condensed milk.
It becomes condensed milk.
So you eat it with carrots at high speed, right?
That's right.
What will it be like?
It was late just now.
It's delicious with condensed milk.
I'll do it now.
It feels like you are in a dream.
It doesn't smell like condensed milk.
What is it?
You are already conscious of condensed milk.
Please ask me again what is written there.
What is written there?
The most delicious condensed milk in the world?
Wasabi is written there.
It can't be helped.
It's on fire now.
Do you eat it with carrots?
It looks delicious.
Is it okay?
It's wasabi.
Is it okay?
It looks delicious.
Hypnosis is amazing.
Hypnosis is...
What?
I can eat it at all.
When there was no sushi in it, you said it was spicy.
What's wrong?
I'll do it.
It's not on fire.
What?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
Huh?
When you wake up...
Huh?
You look at the wasabi again...
You think it's condensed milk again, don't you?
Yes!
It's condensed milk!
- You think it's condensed milk again, don't you? - I do.
- Are you okay? - Yes!
You're trying it again!
I didn't say anything! You're trying it again!
- You're trying it again! - Yes!
Yes!
How is it?
- It's good! - Yes!
It's not spicy at all!
It's supposed to be spicy when it's condensed.
The commercial is...
- It's shocking, isn't it? - Yes, in many ways.
The next batch action is...
Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Why don't you make it explode more? - Yes!
Yes!
It looks like they're going to do it this time.
Let's do it!
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