AISubs v3.5
Tonight's punishment is...
Nao's self-reporting of a dream broadcast.
Is it that bad?
Hii-chan's plan for IZ*ONE is also going to be done!
Hii-chan has changed.
Really? Where?
A round of applause for the team!
Let's go!
I don't know anything at all
"Bacchi koooi" (very koooi)
The 52nd place goes to...
"Bacchi bacchi, akujo no ban desu" (very very, "akujo no ban desu")
Now, the big hit drama that ended the other day, "Anata no ban desu" (It's your turn)
Did you watch it, everyone?
We did!
The official Twitter account was also following it, right?
Yes, we did!
We loved it!
It was fun!
It was so exciting that we were all gossiping about it!
The viewers' ratings also went up at the end!
In such a drama, the bad woman played by Kimura Tai is gaining popularity!
It's no exaggeration to say that "akujo boom" is coming now!
That's right!
So, this time, it's "akujo no ban" for the members!
Akujo no ban
What are you saying?
It's "akujo no ban" for the members!
We're going to present various situations now,
so everyone, please play the bad woman!
Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
Yes, I'll say it clearly!
Everyone, if you could just show yourselves as you normally are...
No, we can't!
It's just like that!
We can't do "akujo" (bad woman)
Everyone, it's "akujo" (bad woman), so just do it like that!
It's easy, right?
We can't do it!
It's difficult!
We can't do it!
Well, you have customers now, right?
That's right!
And this time too, instead of "good night" Rin- chan,
we have "pinch-hitter" with us!
This person is perfect for this project!
Please come in!
Well then, please introduce yourselves!
Hello, I'm Miyu Shutao of Yamaguchi Prefecture! Nice to meet you!
Have you ever seen Miyu Shutao as a kid?
I used to watch him a lot!
What's that?
I saw it!
Oh! The world is so beautiful like this!
What's that?
Of course!
Really?
Yes.
What do you think, Taku-chan? What do you think of Shitao?
Well, Shitao-san is really beautiful and smart.
Well, after Shiori-sama, it's Shitao-sama.
After all, the person who starts with "shi" is the most wonderful.
"Shimizu"!
It's kind of muddy. It's "shimizu". It's dirty.
Dirty!
It's clean water.
Dirty!
It's good.
Well, let's start!
The first situation is this!
An evil woman who has a bad response at a handshake party.
When you come to a handshake party, please act like you have a bad response that goes far beyond the salt sun.
For example, like this.
Please come and shake my hand.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I love Yoshika-san very much and I've been looking at Yoshika-san like this all the time.
Face is funny.
Well, it's like this.
Well, I'm hurt.
Well, today I'm going to be an evil woman, so I don't usually respond like this.
Everyone, please come and shake my hand!
There is no script for this.
Well, let's start!
An evil woman who has a bad response at a handshake party.
I'm sorry, Shitao-san. I love you very much and I've been looking at you like this all the time.
What is it? It's funny.
It's dirty.
Time's up!
Oh, I'm sorry, Abay-san.
I love you and I've been looking at you like this all the time.
I'm going to sleep.
You're going to sleep?
I'm going to sleep.
Time's up!
You're shaking hands and you're going to sleep?
I'm sorry, Oguri-san. I love you and I always think you're doing your best in the center.
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me! I love you and I want you to give me a hand.
Don't talk!
It's time!
Give me a hand!
Oda-san, I'm from Kanagawa and I love you.
Do you have hair? Do you? Do you?
Do you have hair? Do you? Do you? Do you?
What is she saying?
It's time!
Hidaritomo-san, I love you and...
If you don't have one, go home.
What?
Damn glasses.
What's with that direct response?
Go home.
What?
Give me a hand.
It's time!
Shimizu-san, you know, I'm always having fun and...
No! No! No!
No! It's dirty!
No! Give me a hand!
Take it off!
It's time!
No! No!
Saki-chan, how was it?
Am I that bald?
What? No one gave me a hand.
Is this how it always is?
Say something!
Hey, Oguri...
No, Odan! Even now...
Hey, don't sing like that!
What's up with you?
Are you sure you don't have a script for this?
Here is the next situation!
Eliminate those who will be judging the audition!
Now, Taku-chan will come to the audition.
Please act out the worst judge!
Yes.
So, Taku-chan is the one who came to the audition, right?
Yes! I got it!
Now, can I start?
Yes!
Here I go!
As a judge of the audition...
It's time for elimination!
Konkon!
Excuse me!
I'm from Production Human Resources.
I'm Suzuki Taku.
Nice to meet you!
Huh?
No...
I'm from Production Human Resources.
I'm Suzuki Taku.
Nice to meet you!
Hmm...
What's with that white hat?
This is...
Fashion.
Yes.
Isn't it slightly tilted?
This is...
Yes, it is.
I'm sorry about this.
Suzuki Taku...
You're a comedian, right?
Yes.
Do something funny.
Something funny?
Do something funny?
Something funny?
Let's see...
Hurry up!
Fireworks go off!
And a shy girl...
Huh?
I did...
A one-shot gag.
I did a one-shot gag.
One more, one more.
Yes, and then...
A desperate beginning...
Do something like a criminal role.
Yes, I got it.
Ha! Do you know why I let you go?
Because you couldn't forgive me for what I said to you!
Who are you?
Um, I'm the criminal. I'm the criminal.
Because you couldn't forgive me!
Yes.
That's it?
Yes.
Can you do it the other way around?
The other way around...
Yes.
When you're questioned...
Yes.
The victim...
Yes!
You... Why would you do something like that?
I'm sorry, it's not funny.
No, no, no!
Um... Oh! The drama...
Hurry up and do it properly!
No, no! If you tell me, I'll do it.
Don't you have any intention of bringing something from yourself?
I'll do it if you tell me what to do, but...
I wonder if you're in a good mood.
That's right, that's right.
It's an audition, so it's weird for me to do it all of a sudden.
Do you have anything you want me to do?
Yes.
Um...
Self-promotion freely!
Use this book freely!
Use self-promotion freely in various places?
Please, please.
Um...
My name is...
Suzuki Taku...
I'm from Kanagawa...
I usually do it around here.
I'm from Kanagawa...
I live very close to the sea.
I usually do it in a rice field.
There's a rice field nearby.
The rice field is around here.
It's hard to understand.
Yes.
It's hard to understand.
I think it's hard to understand.
But she tells me to use various things.
Yes.
Um...
My parents are in debt.
That's enough!
How was it?
It's not "how was it"!
Why do I have to be cornered like this?
It wasn't a bad word! Do something! Do something!
Think of something for the audition!
Do something like this! Do something like this!
It's difficult! We're not bad girls like you!
It's just like you!
Nothing has changed!
There's no script for this!
It's something that comes out of you!
You're just bald, bald, bald!
I won't forgive you for that!
The next situation is this!
Damn it!
Bad attitude towards the director!
With a PR comment shot of a fake show called "Touch Boy",
before and after the camera turns, please act like you're a bad girl!
There's a lot of director roles!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Bad attitude towards the director!
But it's not a bad word!
It's Ato-chan's turn!
It's not a bad word!
The rehearsal will start now.
Could you say your lines one by one?
Could you hold down this picture?
Isn't it too short?
Shall we change it?
Could you say your lines one by one?
After this is Takashi-san's line.
Shouldn't you say it?
I'm the director, so if I say it...
I'll say it.
I'll say "after this".
Shitao-san will say "everyone".
Shitao-san will say "pachi pachi" in "Aki no pachi pachi" special.
Hurry up.
"B" is Takashi-san's line.
"C" is Oguri-san's line.
Oguri-san's "kuuzen zetsuko" "pachi pachi".
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Oda-san, do you like it?
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
Then, Hidane-tomo-san.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
"C" is Shimizu-san's line.
That's good.
Let's have Shimizu-san say it.
And "D" is...
Was it Oguri-san's line?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Then...
Let's not do it.
I'll say "D".
"E" is Oda-san's line.
I don't like brown.
Then, let's change it.
Did I say it wrong?
Hurry up.
It doesn't look like brown. It's blue.
I'll do it.
Are you sure?
Then, Hidane-tomo-san.
Zenin ominogashi naku
"Zenin" should be "zenin", right?
Let's say "zenin".
That's right.
And lastly, Shimizu-san.
Why? I said it.
You said it.
Then, let's not do this ad-lib.
We can do it if we do it.
That's right.
Is it okay for me?
Is it okay for me, the director, to say something like this?
Hurry up.
Then, let's do it.
It's a rehearsal now.
Then, since we don't have much time, let's do the actual performance.
Let's do it.
Actual performance.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Actual performance.
Next is...
"Pachi Pachi" special in autumn.
We will do this and that.
"Pachi Pachi" of coincidence and coincidence.
If you don't watch it, we will "pachi pachi" you.
Don't miss "pachi pachi".
pachi pachi
OK.
What is this?
What is "pachi"?
How was it?
That's right. As usual.
Everyone, too.
If it suddenly becomes a real performance, we will speak loudly.
As usual.
That's all for today.
CM Love is a special song of Hilty & Bosch.
As usual.
"Pachi Pachi" 52nd floor is behind me.
"Pachi Pachi" Honda Zekka TV
It's been about a year since Hii-chanko and Honda Hitomi-chan left Tochigi and traveled around the world.
So we'd like to share the latest rumors and episodes about Hii-chanko and Honda Hitomi-chan here and now.
Taku-chanko's plan is...
I'm sure the viewers are curious about what Honda is up to.
Anyway, Honda isn't watching this show.
You can say whatever you want.
Please!
If you have the information, ring the bell and run.
Say it again, please.
Ring...
You can say it however you like.
Ring the bell and...
Say it, you bastard!
Ring the bell and say it!
Here it is!
Hee, Hee is now a Korean star, but she is addicted to small fish snacks that you can buy at a convenience store!
Really?
What is this?
Amazing!
That sound!
Please tell us in detail!
Yes, please tell us in detail!
Recently, I often play with Hee when she comes to Japan.
At that time, I asked her "Do you know this? It's delicious!" and she gave me a small fish snack.
Even though she is a star, she eats small fish!
I want her to eat something better, like caviar or something like that.
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
Hee has changed!
Wow!
Where is it?
Wow!
She is not making fun of you, is she?
Yes, yes, yes!
What do you mean?
Yes, Hee is...
Recently, on Instagram and such, there is a zone where everyone comes out of nowhere.
If you press it like this...
Then, Hee comes out of nowhere and you think "Ah, it's Hee!" and you see...
Hee has a brand bag...
She has a brand something...
A different brand...
She is wrapped in various brands, isn't she?
That's right!
But, when she was with us, Hee was wearing GU clothes...
Oh, oh, oh!
Yes, everyone is cheap and everyone is easy to wear, right?
That's right!
She was wrapped in them.
But...
She has changed, hasn't she?
She has changed...
I really like girls who raise their image a little more!
But...
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
Maria!
Hee, thank you!
What is it?
This girl!
Please say it a little earlier!
Yes!
What does it mean?
Hee is from Tochigi Prefecture, so she had a job in Tochigi TV...
Oh, I'm sorry for talking about this on Tochigi TV!
She had a job in Tochigi TV, and I've been on Tochigi TV several times since she was there, but since she went to Korea, I've been on Tochigi TV.
Honda went to Korea and I went to Tochigi.
That's a good balance!
Thank you so much, Hii-chan!
That's amazing!
Are there any others?
Oh, look down!
No way! Hee-chan was that!
Soft-skinned!
What's that? Soft-skinned?
Well, Koreans change their hair color, don't they?
Yes, in fashion.
That was actually a wig.
What? Really?
Yes.
What? Really?
Really?
I don't know if it's true or not, but tell me the truth!
So, Hee-chan also had a wig.
What? Really?
Really?
No, I don't know.
It's a lie!
I'm really excited about this person!
I'm excited about this person!
Soft-skinned! Soft-skinned!
Soft-skinned!
I was deceived!
I was happy!
Hey, what kind of shitty glasses are you wearing?
Tell me it's a lie!
No, it's shitty glasses.
I'll go with my feelings!
Anyone else?
Oh, look down!
Hee-chan is kind!
What?
Soft-skinned!
Don't do it!
Have you ever seen Sama-san do it?
What do you mean?
When I said I wanted to go see Hee-chan's IZ*ONE concert,
Hee-chan said it would be okay if I contacted her next time.
Hee-chan hasn't changed even when she's in Korea.
I've always been kind to her.
That's a good story!
You're making me laugh!
Are you okay with that?
Okay, okay, you're kind.
Let's ring the bell!
IZ*ONE and my partner
have a lot in common.
I was surprised to see that!
Honda, Honda, Honda...
Honda, hold it for me!
Whoa!
(Applause)
Honda, rather than when you appeared on this program,
you were more excited when you were with your partner.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
That's the worst!
It's time!
How about you, Taku-chan?
Yes! This segment definitely started with a joke!
(Laughter)
This has been "Honda Deka TV".
Good luck, Kin-chan!
Good luck!
"Batchikooi". Here is the ending.
Today's Otachi University members!
Taku-chan, the organizer, please announce the members who worked the hardest today!
Yes! Then I will announce!
[Today's Otachi University members are...]
Today's Otachi University members are...
Sitao-sama!
What was your decision?
Yes, it's because you're cute.
Yes, that's all.
How do you feel after being chosen?
I can't help but say you're cute.
No, that's fine.
Thank you very much.
Then I'll put on my glasses again.
Yes, that's right. Thank you very much.
Well, everyone, how did you like today's batch call?
What's up with you, Oda?
You really have shitty glasses.
Hey, Oda, you're really funny.
That's how it is, really.
Then, finally, with the audience,
we'll say goodbye with "batch call".
One, two...
"Batch call"!
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station,
this has been a 48-second hero interview.
How did you like it?
Today, for the first time, I appeared in "batch call".
So, from the beginning, I put on my glasses and acted like a bad girl,
but in the end, I lied to Hii-chan.
I'm really sorry!
No, it's fine.
You can lie about anything.
That's right.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm really sorry for being such a bad girl to Saku-chan-san.
No, I knew it.
You're not the only one.
She's a bad girl everywhere.
She's a bad girl everywhere,
but you're not the only one who's a bad girl.
It's okay.
Please watch "batch call" again!
Please watch it!
As expected of Shitao-sama!
I don't care about the number of seconds!
I don't care about it at all!
As expected of you!
You can do it!
You can do it, Shitao-sama!
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