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Tonight's "Batchi Koi" is...
A group of members who are staying home gathering remotely!
We're going to "batchi bachi" in real-time!
I can...this!
Me!
A round of applause for Team 8!
One, two...
"Batchi Koi"!
64th place, "play ball"!
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We'll send you "batchi bachi"!
"bachi koi"! Here is the front page of the 64th issue of "bachi koi"!
This time, "bachi koi" is gathered remotely! Can you see it?
Yes!
By the way, the last recording was on January 7th, so it's been about four and a half months since we all gathered!
Wow! It's been a while!
It's been quite a while!
It's been a while!
I don't know who said what!
So, what kind of watch time do you spend recently?
Yes!
Oh, Rin-chan!
Yes!
What are you doing?
I'm working hard on my training, and about once every two days I go for a 5km run, or I'm working hard on my muscle training.
By the time we meet next time, you'll be as hard as Nakayama Kinri-kun!
I'm working hard!
What do you mean "working hard"?
Ayane-chan, what are you doing?
I'm not doing anything amazing like you, Rin-chan.
You're negative!
It's okay! You can do what you like!
Yes! I play games, watch manga and watch anime!
Wow! You're very honest!
You're very honest!
Yes, yes!
Oh, Rin-chan!
I grow a lot of plants.
Wow! I've never heard of it!
Like tomatoes and adult peppers.
Are you talking about plants? Or are you talking about your own garden?
Oh, I see!
In your garden!
Yes!
You're like an old woman!
Why? That's mean!
That's mean!
Oda Eri! What do you do?
I play a lot of games!
Animal Crossing?
Yes! Animal Crossing!
You're so serious when you play games!
You're really into it!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a stay-home!
It's a good thing! It's a stay-home!
Yay!
Maria!
Yes!
What do I do every day?
I wake up in the morning and go to bed in the evening.
That's how it is.
But we have to stay at home now.
That's how it is.
It becomes a neat life.
That's fine.
I was acknowledged.
Everyone is like that.
Next is Hidaya.
I did a remote movie with Nanase.
What is a remote movie?
I did a TV show.
And I watched the movie with all my life.
I'm curious about it.
You can watch it later and talk about it remotely.
No, I have to do it with all my life.
It's important in real life.
You're stupid, so you forget it.
No, it's just one word.
Next is Karimi.
What are you doing?
I'm doing my best to study what I haven't done so far.
You're great.
Let's start planning.
This is today's plan.
Dash at home and compete for what you have.
What is it?
I'll explain the rules.
Dash at home and compete for what you have.
Taku will judge whether it's a goal or not.
Everyone, aim for the goal and do your best.
Taku, what is the point of this plan?
If you bring something halfway, you can't reach the goal.
I'm scared.
Moreover, if you can't reach the goal, you'll be forced to disappear from the screen.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
Do your best.
Yoshikawa-san, don't move your hair towards the camera.
It's too high up.
You're the MC.
People are looking at you all the time.
I think it's important to have some space.
Do you have this much space?
Yes, we do.
Excuse me, but please don't check the angle of the screen.
We're in the middle of a live show.
Let's move on to the first topic.
Here it is.
What is the cutest thing you have at home?
It's a cute thing, everyone.
It's a cute thing.
Everyone, please bring it with you.
What is it?
Everyone, you're idols.
I think it's a given that you have something cute at home.
Wait, Yoshikawa-san.
The life of the person on the left is amazing.
But it's a nice room.
It looks like it has a lot of girls.
Here it is.
It's big and cute.
Here it is.
Ta-dah! Maron-chan!
Is that Maron-chan?
This is Maron-chan, the character I'm producing.
Oh, you're producing it.
But I'm not going to do it.
Yes, you're right.
It looks like it's coming out of the toilet.
That's what I thought.
You're still developing it, aren't you?
Yes.
Next, Hidaya.
Speaking of cute things, it's Aiken.
What's its name?
It's Moko.
Moko-chan.
Yes.
I can't win against that.
Please give your judgment.
My judgment is...
It's not cute!
What?
You can be angry with me.
What?
You're lying!
I hate dogs.
But...
I hate dogs when they bite me like that.
I'm sorry.
Well, then...
Hidaya, bye-bye!
Goodbye!
It's cute!
It's sad.
You're lying, aren't you?
It's terrible!
No!
Well, then...
Here it is.
The cutest thing in my room is...
I am.
Wow!
You said "wow", didn't you?
You are like Rin-chan.
Please give your judgment.
She is not cute!
Wow!
You said "wow" when you heard "I am".
This is your coincidence.
So, you are not cute!
You can't stop laughing.
Goodbye!
You said "wow" when you heard "I am".
Rin-chan is not here anymore.
You have more friends now.
Well...
Maria!
I am sitting in my room now.
May I?
Ta-dah!
It's a turtle!
Wow! It's cute!
Moreover, you can choose it as it is.
Wow! It's cute!
It's big, isn't it?
I want it! It's cute!
Please give your judgment.
It's cute!
Wow!
It's cute!
Wow!
I am sure I am cuter than this turtle!
Okabe-san, please be quiet!
Okabe-san, I am listening!
I am listening! I am sorry!
I am sorry!
Please give your judgment.
It's cute, but it's packed.
Wow!
Ta-dah!
It's a live DVD of C-MATE!
Wow!
It's a model street!
Rin-chan designed it!
It's cute!
It's packed!
This is cute, isn't it?
From now on, please don't release DVDs.
It's hard for me to deny it.
Shall we continue?
Ayane-chan!
I designed it when I was in elementary school.
It's a photo stand.
It's cute!
This is a photo from "Heavy Rotation".
This is cute, too.
Maeda-san, Shinoda-san, Yuko-san, it's cute.
It can't be helped if you're in the picture. It's cute!
It's a senior power!
What about this one?
The surroundings are a little far away, so I'm not sure.
Let's go to "Yuyu".
Put on earrings.
Earrings.
Cute.
Are you all right? Shimizu-san is limping. Are you all right?
Maria, you had a great face just now.
Great?
Oh, cute.
Hey, Oguri-san, don't put it on later.
Love?
Don't put it on later.
No, the one inside.
The inside is also cute.
All of them?
All of them.
Please give your judgment.
Just now, someone said "the inside is also cute".
That means the one you brought is not that cute.
Yes, it's not cute.
Oh, it's not cute.
Don't put it on later.
Well, Yuyu-chan, thank you for your hard work.
This is everyone's opinion.
Yuyu-chan, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Why?
I don't like it.
It's disappearing more and more.
Yes, and...
Hurry up and end it. It's still here.
Hurry up and end it.
Yuyu-san is angry.
The host is gone.
Why?
It's gone.
Where did you go?
The one I was sticking together came off.
Um...
We're all doing it now.
Please do it.
I'm sorry for having so much at home.
Yes, it's true.
Next, Karinrin, please.
Yes, this is the cushion I put in my room.
Oh!
Cute!
Cute is fine, right?
Cute!
Wow, you lost to an unknown cushion.
Kobe-san's voice is a little...
But everyone is cute.
Basically, what you have is...
Cute.
I was wondering what was going on in Shimizu's room.
Look, it's all white.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's all black.
And the back of the house has a door.
There are curtains like that in Odana.
Yes.
Those are good curtains.
Hurry up!
After the commercial, we'll have a competition for items.
The back of the house on the 64th floor is like this.
Now that we're all done, we'd like to move on to the next task.
We don't have to put the camera back in, do we?
Put it back in!
Okay, everyone, please come back.
Yay!
Oh!
Welcome back!
Wait a minute.
The one on the left never comes back.
The one on the left!
Welcome back!
Now, let's move on to the next task.
It's something that makes a "khan" sound at home.
"Khan"?
Yes, it's something that makes a good sound.
Everyone, please bring "khan" that makes a good sound.
Okay, everyone, goodbye!
Goodbye!
"Khan"!
Oh, the wall is up.
Rin-chan, please do it.
I'll do it.
Oh!
What's this?
It's good.
Stability is good, isn't it?
I did it!
Do it again.
I'll do it.
Oh, it's good.
But it's pretty standard, isn't it?
That's right.
That's why you can't use kitchen tools anymore.
That's right. You can't use kitchen tools anymore.
Shut up!
Can you hear me first?
Who is it?
I'm doing a test.
That's right. There's no one who made a sound first.
Who is it?
Oh!
Are you ready?
Ayane-chan is back.
Next is Ayane-chan.
Please do it.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
For now, please make a sound.
It won't make a sound.
What?
Maybe it didn't make a sound because of the wiring.
Hahaha!
It's a judgment.
It's no good!
So, Ayane-chan, goodbye!
Why?
Why are you so excited?
I told you that you can't use kitchen tools anymore.
Oh, really?
Okame-san did it.
Okame-san did it first.
Oh, I see.
Let's move on to the next topic.
It's difficult. It's difficult. It's difficult. It's difficult.
What is it?
It's some kind of training.
Huh?
Oh!
Which part do you want to hear first?
Which part do you want to hear first before you make a sound?
I want you to get on this and shake your legs.
The one on your thighs, right?
That's right.
Yes, understood.
Please do it, Eri-chan.
You heard it, didn't you?
No way!
Why?
It didn't ring.
Okabe, ring it one more time.
This one.
No?
It's too bad.
Please turn it off.
It's gone.
I'm sorry.
It's not for the kitchen.
Okabe already took it.
Next up is Karimi.
Yes, I'm Kanna.
That's like a student.
That's nice.
Karimi, please.
Didn't it ring?
It's like a monkey.
It's like a toy monkey.
It goes like "khan, khan, khan".
That's what it sounds like.
Yes.
You're wrong.
Ok, it's over.
It's too bad.
Yes.
Karimi, bye-bye.
It's over.
Bye-bye.
We're friends.
Yes, we are.
Shall we move on?
Yes.
Yui.
I found it.
This one.
What is it?
I made it when I was little.
It makes sounds.
What did you make it like?
A family of five.
This is my dad.
This is my mom.
This is my sister.
This is me.
This is my brother.
That's amazing.
It makes different sounds depending on the place.
Dad, are you ready?
That's amazing.
Let's try other sounds.
Oh, but it's all different depending on the place.
Please evaluate it.
It's good, isn't it?
This is it.
As expected, it's the best sound.
It seems like it was made for today.
I'm glad.
I've never played anything like this before.
I sometimes play it at the entrance.
When did you play it?
And it's displayed at the entrance.
This is all my dad and brother's stuff.
When my dad comes home, it's my dad's place.
That's cute.
Really?
Doesn't Yui usually call her family by sound?
Didn't you call your mom by sound when you were in the showroom?
I call my mom by whistle.
By whistle?
I call my mom by whistle when I'm in the showroom or when I stream.
You treat her like an Indian snake, don't you?
That's right.
Indians call snakes by whistle.
What's up with you?
Hey, Yoshikawa-san!
What's up with you?
Where have you been?
Dad!
I'm in the showroom. Where have you been? Don't tell me!
I'm sorry.
I'm here.
What's up with you?
Are you okay?
I was about to take it off.
I was about to fix it.
The one in the back?
I had to adjust it.
You had to adjust it.
Did you show it to everyone?
Again?
Are you showing it to me?
There are two of you!
Not at all!
There are two of you!
Hidaya, please!
I'm sorry. I could only find the kitchen equipment.
It would have been worse if it was a different sound.
This is a nightstand, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It is a nightstand.
If you do it like this, it will make a "khan" sound.
I found another way of making a "khan" sound.
What is it?
Please listen carefully.
Is it over?
No way!
Good bye!
You are a good friend!
No!
The kitchen equipment was bad and the sound was bad.
Everything was bad!
You were so confident!
You were so cool!
Try it again!
In the dark.
Please don't talk.
Be quiet, everyone!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1...
No!
It's a "khan" sound!
It's a very loud "khan" sound!
Maria, please!
I found this disinfectant.
Wow!
Unexpected thing!
What kind of sound will it make?
I practiced it just now, so I'll do it.
Please.
One, two...
Wow!
I want to hear it!
I see! This is good!
We did it!
But, no one expected that you would bring disinfectant with a can, right?
I can't think of anything.
That's because there are a lot of insects.
There are a lot of cockroaches and leeches.
There are also horses.
There are a lot of things other than insects.
Like deers.
Deers?
No, they don't come out.
There is a game of fighting in the countryside.
That's right!
Ibaraki is like that too, right?
Ibaraki... There are also rabbits.
Rabbits?
That's good.
Oguri, which do you think is winning?
Which is winning?
The countryside?
Yes, the countryside.
Is it Tokyo?
Rabbits have a cute image.
Yes.
Guma!
Guma? Why?
Hey you!
You don't know which one is which, do you, Oguri?
Oguri, you don't know which one is which, do you?
Oh, I made a mistake.
Wait!
Guma and...
Guma and Ibaraki!
Ibaraki is more like the countryside.
That's not true!
It's crazy!
I made a mistake.
It's crazy and there are people who want to disappear.
That's right!
It's okay, but aren't you all sleeping? Disappeared people.
I don't want to say this, but we were waiting for you to say "Hey, stop it."
I'm really curious about which one is better.
I'm curious.
Which do you think is better?
Well, after all, the charm and the best thing about Ibaraki.
Don't mess with me!
Give it back!
I want to move! I want to move soon!
Push me!
The second time is tough.
Well, it's about time we forgive you.
Please come back!
Please!
Oh, she's back.
Oh, it's been a while.
Oh, it's been a while, everyone.
Oh, you're back.
Oda seems to be in a good mood.
Oh, Takashi is also in a good mood.
It's been a while.
Fly, Saitama!
Yes, that's it.
That's the end of the fake competition.
Taku-chan, how was it?
Yes, it was.
Well, everyone, please come up with more creative ideas and bring in various things.
Yes.
Make sure it makes a "khan" sound.
Oda, make it sound again.
"Khan"!
It's "khan"!
If you do it now, it might make a "khan" sound.
That's right.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
"Khan"!
That's it for the fake competition at home.
After the commercial, the members' treasures will appear!
It's been a while since we all got together and got excited, so that's it for this time!
The treasure in my house is...
Ta-da! This is it!
What I cherish is...
this!
In the next episode of "65th Inning", the members' precious treasures will appear!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Yoshikane-san!
You're too much and you're not the one who comes at once!
Yoshikane-san, you're cute!
You're cute!
I got a ticket before I became an idol.
I couldn't use it because I became an idol.
Come here!
Wow!
Come here a little more.
Look forward to it!
This program was brought to you by Yoshikane-san.
I like you, let me be in love with you.