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Taking everyone's best moment with their smartphones!
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Here is the 50th inning title.
Taking everyone's best moment with their smartphones!
Badge Badge Slowwang Grand Prix!
[Today's badge action is... Taking everyone's best moment with their smartphones!]
I'll explain the rules.
With this iPhone...
If we were to film it...
No, this is the producer Fukuhama-san, who is always taking care of us.
You suddenly have a thin mustache.
For this program...
You changed your smartphone, didn't you?
Yes, for this program.
Wow!
With this latest iPhone...
If we were to film it, wouldn't it be the best moment?
We have prepared seven questions for you!
The challenger will be decided by lottery.
The members who have been chosen should aim for the best moment.
Taku-chan will decide who was the best.
The members who have won...
Will sing HKT48's famous song "Saikou Kayo" in the centre!
Let's begin!
The first "saikou" moment is...
This!
The moment you catch a marshmallow!
You have to catch the marshmallow you threw yourself with your mouth!
The member who will challenge this "saikou" moment will be decided by lottery!
The winner is...this person!
I'm not good at this...
There's not many people who are good at it!
Don't you do bad things like that?
I do it for Kaki-san...
It's not Kaki-san, it's Kaki-P!
What do you mean "for Kaki-san"?
It's the real "kaki-no-horo" world!
I've done it before, but it's my first time catching a marshmallow.
This shape looks like it's hard to eat.
It looks difficult, but I'll do my best!
Okay, let's begin!
Until Yui-chan's "saikou" moment!
3, 2, 1!
Ready...
You did a good job with the camera message!
Yui-chan, how was it?
It was difficult...
It was, wasn't it?
Also, when you say your impressions, first of all, you have to say "we" and we'll know, but you have to check the camera first!
Yui-chan's "saikou" moment!
3, 2, 1!
Oh my!
Yves, what do you think of it?
It's cute!
Her eyes are twitching!
What is this exercise?
Her face is moving up and down.
When did you start doing this exercise?
I think she's been doing it for a while.
She's been doing it for a while?
She's been doing it for a while.
Doesn't she need to do it for a while?
Here it comes!
Go for it!
She's not getting nervous at all!
I don't like it!
Go for it!
Will she do it for the last time?
She did it!
She did it for the last time!
She's amazing!
I think she's amazing!
Above all, she loves cameras!
It's not like she failed or anything like that.
Above all, she loves cameras!
It's important.
Here is the next best moment!
The moment when you eat Zaru-soba to your heart's content!
Please show us the best moment when you eat soba without getting nervous!
Here we go!
This person!
Hello!
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
I've never eaten soba before.
It's hot! It's hot!
What do you usually eat?
Nothing.
You don't eat anything! You're dead!
No, I'm not!
You're dead!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Until Harin-chan's best moment!
3, 2, 1!
Look at the camera!
She did it!
How was it?
She did it!
Didn't you know how to do it?
Yes.
Why didn't you eat soba?
The color...
The color changed!
That's terrible!
She's doing it!
Go!
Good!
It's my first time.
How was it, Karin-chan?
I couldn't do it at all.
I see.
How was the taste of soba?
It was kind of bumpy.
Are you going to eat soba from now on?
No, not really.
She can't eat it from now on.
Here is the next best moment!
The moment you drink super sour juice with a straw!
This is...
Don't stop drinking super sour juice with a long straw!
Drink it all at once!
Don't stop!
Don't stop.
Yes.
Yoshikawa-san, please drink it up!
Don't look at it.
Now, the winner is...
Ayane-chan!
Takahashi!
It's Ayane-chan!
Let's drink it up!
Until Ayane-chan's best moment!
3, 2, 1!
Look at the camera! Look at the camera!
Look at the camera!
Takahashi, look at the camera!
Yes!
You drank it up!
I didn't drink it up.
You drank it up?!
You drank it up?! Look at the camera!
I drank it up?
You drank it up!
I drank it up.
No way!
What is this?!
Is it sour?
Is it sour?!
Wait a minute!
What?!
Did you put vinegar in it?!
Is this okay?!
Is it sour?! What's going on?!
I have no idea what's going on right now!
Okabe, drink it up!
Wait a minute!
Look at the camera for now!
For now?
Yes, for now!
Drink it up at once!
I'm sorry!
Don't say "churu churu churu"
No, I mean...
That's not it!
Look at what's happening!
Okubo-san, drink it up!
Until you say "that"
I'm curious.
Drink it up!
Yes!
Hold it down.
Ready, set...
Mmm! Mmm!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Oh, you're right!
Huh?!
Are you serious?!
This can't be helped!
Shouldn't we look at Okabe's?
My teeth are about to come off!
Seriously!
Oh, there it is!
There it is! There it is!
You have such an amazing face!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing, Takahashi!
Maybe you should go to a hospital and get examined.
Okabe, it was terrible, wasn't it?
It was terrible. I shouldn't have drunk it.
It was really terrible.
Here is the next best moment!
It wasn't the best moment.
The moment when a cracker goes off nearby!
Please show your best reaction to the cracker that you don't know when it will go off!
Okay, I'll pull it out.
Okay, let's pull it out!
Yes!
Maria!
Shimizu!
Please have a seat.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Now, now, now!
Please gather around and look at it properly!
Okay!
Okay, let's begin!
Until Maria's best moment!
3, 2, 1!
Huh? When?
No...
When, when, when?
I don't know when it will go off!
Huh? Is it a prank?
It's not a prank!
No, look at it with the camera!
Don't look at the cracker!
Look at it with the camera!
It's amazing, isn't it?
- It looks fun. - Yes, it does.
I'm not scared. It looks fun.
It's all thanks to you, Mr. Beard.
Don't look at my beard!
Don't look at my beard! Yes, yes, yes!
Look at the camera!
Don't look at my beard!
Why are you looking at my beard?
Don't look at my beard!
Good!
You look like an old woman!
And you looked at me too much!
I'm sorry!
How was it, Maria?
I'm glad you were there!
This is the second half of the commercial for "Slow and Grappling"!
Good!
Don't shoot me!
Come on!
This is the back of the 59th floor!
We're going to capture the best moment!
"Slow and Grappling" second half!
"Slow and Grappling" is also in the second half!
Let's shoot more and more of the best moments!
Yes!
Here is the next best moment!
The moment when the rubber patch hits your face!
Rubber patch!
It's a rubber patch!
Please challenge the classic rubber patch of variety shows and show us your best reaction!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'll pull it out!
But just now...
Okabe did the spy thing.
This is Takashi.
Before I couldn't react...
I can't say I don't like it with all my might.
That's right!
If you look at it like this...
Fukumama-san only looks like a weird old man.
Depending on how close you are...
Wait, wait, wait!
Let's go!
Until Ayane-chan's best moment!
3, 2, 1!
Wow!
How was it?
Did it hurt?
It did hurt a little.
Really?
Because you were pulling it so hard.
You've never done a rubber patch before, right?
It's my first time.
That's right.
You've never done it as a team, right?
No, we haven't.
Oh, you have?
We've done it a few times.
You've done anything!
I've done it with Miki-san.
Oh, Miki!
Um... Miki, right?
Yes.
The 7th generation of the brothers.
I'm jealous of the 7th generation!
It's cute, though.
It's big.
Now, this is...
Is it cloudy?
Is it cloudy around the nose?
Now, how is it?
It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's talking!
It's cute!
If you react to this and say "it's cute" it's over!
I can't do this today, can I?
The next best moment is this!
The moment you drink water from above!
Please drink it vigorously so you don't spill water in the plastic bottle.
Yoshikawa-san, please pull it out!
Ta-dah! Oda Airi!
It's like "charo, charo, charo, charo" and "basha!"
Let's do it! Until the best moment of Oda Airi!
3, 2, 1!
Wow!
Are you OK?
It's going to a great place!
It's close!
Wow!
Why are you surprised?
You did it yourself! Why are you surprised?
I got drunk!
No, you didn't get drunk! You did it yourself!
So why are you surprised?
I got drunk!
I know!
Is it a broken CD or something?
It might be a beautiful video!
That's right!
It might be a commercial!
If it's not good, it's really...
If you look at it like that...
Oda really looks like an idiot.
No, he made me do it.
Oh, oh!
Oda can't tilt his head to the point of being surprised.
No, no, it was scary!
You can do it!
Run, run!
It doesn't go in that much!
Oh, but...
Wow, the water is clean!
You can do it!
The water is clean!
A commercial...
A water commercial is coming!
You can do it if you're small-minded!
Lastly! Lastly!
Lastly, your surprised expression! That's your lastly!
Lastly, your surprised expression!
Surprised!
Surprised expression!
He's cute!
Cute!
Isn't he cute?
Then, how was it for you?
It's like a commercial…
I feel like I'm going to get a job.
Will you get a job like this?
Now, here is the next best moment!
The moment when the toast pops out!
Standby in front of the toaster that you don't know when it will pop out and show us the best reaction!
Then, shall we play the last one?
Yes, the last one is…
Ta-da!
"Hidayan"!
"Hidayan" is…
She is already looking down.
Fukuhama-san's camera angle is also quite good.
Then, let's play!
Until "Hidayan"'s best moment!
Three, two, one!
Is it coming?
Isn't it scary?
It's scary!
Look carefully!
This is a chance!
You can look at the bread only!
If you do it in front of the camera, you won't know why.
It's scary! Really!
Yes, you can look at the bread!
Look at the bread! Look at the bread first!
It's hot! It's hot! Be careful!
Look at the bread!
From a very high place!
Yes, you can look at the bread!
You can look at the bread where it's not hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
No one said it's hot!
Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!
It's hot!
Why?
It's hot!
This is amazing!
It's already hot!
It's cute!
Look at the bread! Look at the bread!
This is definitely scary!
What are you saying?
Look at it!
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's not like that!
You can do it!
She said it's hot!
It's hot!
It's fast!
It's not slow motion!
It's hot!
The most important part is...
Isn't it one more time?
I'm doing it in analog.
It can't be helped.
Because of Fukama, it didn't go slow.
How was it, Shidaia?
It was hot!
What do you mean "it was hot"?
Can you say "take it properly" and get angry?
Take it!
It's slow!
What is this?
Don't take it!
Why did you take it?
Batch Boy
Here is the ending.
"Batch Batch Slow One Grand Prix" result announcement!
Batch Batch Slow One Grand Prix
Who will win "Batch Batch Slow One Grand Prix"?
Take-chan, please announce it.
I will announce it!
The member who had the best moment is...
"Batch Boy"!
Batch Boy
Because of Fukuhama-san, we didn't get anything.
So, we will do it one last time.
Within 48 seconds.
Can we see it?
Yes, yes. At the end of the broadcast,
you will see it and Fukuhama-san will take it.
It's a revenge.
Let's do a revenge.
Yes!
Do you want to do it?
I will do my best!
Let's have the winner "Batch Boy" sing it in the centre.
"Batch Boy" centre version.
"Is it the best?" Please listen to it!
Aiba-negi (Aiba-negi)
"Kimi-tte, kimi-tte, saikou ga yo!" (You, you, you're the best!)
"Koi-tte, koi-tte, saikou ga yo!" (Come, come, you're the best!)
Junjou yoroshiku! (Please treat me well!)
Ganjou yoroshiku! (Please treat me well!)
Aaai, yosha, ikuzo! (Aaaai, alright, here we go!)
Saiba! (Saiba!)
Ganjou! (Ganjou!)
Mune no naka made arawareru (It appears in my dream)
Tokimeki wa kieru koto ga aru (My heart beats fast)
(Kawaii! Karuka!)
Kishiki shita no wa itsu kara darou (I realized it long ago)
Kimi ga suki da yo (I love you)
Oh yeah!
Kaze ni iru (Oh, oh)
Nanou kara (Nanou)
Chouzetsu mamushii (So much fun)
Kigashi wa nani wo shitteru no sa (What do I know?)
(Shut up and show me)
(No, don't do it)
(Oh, my soul)
I wanna do (I wanna do)
I wanna give (I wanna give)
Kimi to deatte subete (Subete)
Darede (Darede)
(I wanna go)
I wanna do (I wanna do)
I wanna give (I wanna give)
Nan de na kimi na jinsei (Jinsei)
(Tennoji wa choushou)
Suki na omoi furete (Furete)
Dokore no koko kara sore mo uki ni ite (Beyond our hearts, we love everything)
Saikou da yo (The best)
How did you like today's Bach Koi?
The best!
How about you, Taku-chan?
Well, it was funny how Fukuhama-san and weird old man kept doing like this.
Well, let's say goodbye to the audience with Bach Koi Koi.
One, two...
Bach Koi!
Say something, Kochi-kun.
Hososeki, Hososeki. Well, Hidaya, go ahead.
I'd like to revenge.
Does it work?
Yes, it does.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Please take it away.
Wait, wait!
I don't want to do it again.
Please take it away!
What are you doing this for?
It's meaningless if you don't take it away!
Right?
Fukuhama-san was about to forget even this.
Don't be shy!
Thank you!
The best!
The bread is falling!
It's good, isn't it?
I want to see it again.
Do you want to see it again?
Fukuhama-san, say you want to see it again!
Yes, I want to see it again.
Then, one more time, one more time!
This is the best part!
Yes!
This is good!
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