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Tonight's badge action is...
Badge Badge Shortcut Championship!
Usually long-haired members appear in the short room!
Who will look best?
There are two children!
Team 8's applause!
Nice to meet you!
58th inning, play ball!
This program is sponsored by...
Badge Badge!
Badge action!
This is what's on the 58th inning!
Badge Badge! First Shortcut Championship!
The Shortcut Championship has begun!
The host is...
Shortcut and Kindergarten Child Cosplay!
Representative of Saitama Prefecture, Takahashi Ayane!
This championship is...
Usually long-haired members appear in the short room!
Who will look best?
There are two children!
The host is...
Thank you!
The host is...
Let me introduce the judges!
First, Team 8's Shortcut Chief!
Representative of Kanagawa Prefecture, Oda Erina!
Next, we have Mr. Shortcut and Ms. Yoshiki and Ms. Risa's Ms. Suzuki who has no eyes for women.
Yeah!
Hey!
Next, bank, Adélance's product planning and development division manager and Microsoft, Mr. Sakehisa who chose us for this week.
Thank you!
Well, these six participants have entered for this Shotcut Championship.
Oh!
Well, these six participants have entered for this Shotcut Championship.
Oh!
Wow!
Yes, these six are here.
I see, all of you are sly people.
OK, Hirosaki-san, were you able to choose a shortcut wig that would fit you perfectly?
Yes, I did. I chose a style that would fit each of you.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it!
Thank you very much!
Hirosaki-san, among the guests here today, there are many people who look good with wigs, right?
Yes, there are.
There are many of them.
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to it!
OK, Oda-san, who do you think will win?
Well, I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.
That's right!
By the way, Suzuki-san, whose shortcut are you looking forward to?
Well, everyone has a long image, but I can't think of a shortcut for a gift.
Oh, that's right!
I think of shortcuts for privacy, but not for shortcuts for personality.
Personality.
But I'm curious about the gift.
Yes, me too.
Well then, let's have the members appear.
First of all, each of you will appeal with your own clothes coordination according to the shortcut.
Yes.
Well then, Entry No. 1, Okaze Rin, representing Ibaraki Prefecture.
Yes.
According to your first shortcut, you will try a classic boyish style with a cool ribbon on your chest.
Cool!
Well then, please tell us how you feel now that you've become a shortcut.
I really like this hairstyle, so don't copy me, okay?
Next up is entry no. 2, Karin Shibobara, representative of Niigata Prefecture.
Her image is a half-pretty girl with black shoes, who is crazy about you.
Cute! Cute! Cute!
Please tell us how you feel now that you've become a shortcut.
My hair has become very light.
Cute! Cute! Cute!
Next up is entry no. 3, Maria Shimizu, representative of Gunma Prefecture.
Saying goodbye to my long hair, I'm wearing sneakers and a one-piece and walking through the blue mountains of spring.
Wow!
Please tell us how you feel now that you've become a shortcut.
My lip line is a symbol of sexiness.
Next up is entry no. 4, Ayako Hidaritomo, representative of Yamanashi Prefecture.
Ayako Hidaritomo here!
I've cut my hair and I'm wearing black nails.
I'm here with a full set of sneakers.
Please tell us how you feel now that you've become a shortcut.
Oh, let's go have some tea.
Wow!
Next up is entry no. 5, Yui Oguri, representative of Tokyo.
My image is a young and happy mother.
Today, I'm shopping with a cute person in a hair look.
Cute!
Then, please tell us how you feel now that it's been cut short.
I have two kids.
What's that?
I can't see it like that.
Next, the last one is entry number six, Yoshiko Nanase, representative of Chiba Prefecture.
Matching with the cut short, we'll have a sparkling match.
I don't care if you like it or not!
Then, please tell us how you feel now that it's been cut short.
If you look at me like that, you'll get burned.
Now, all six of you are here.
Judge Noda, how do you feel?
I'm very excited.
You all look good together.
Next, Hirosaki-san, how do you feel now?
That's right, Hirosaki-san.
I'm very moved that you all have changed from your gestures and words.
That's right.
How about you, Taku-chan?
That's right. I've always been here because I wanted to change.
But when I came out, I thought, "Wow, that's great!"
You're really cute.
But I couldn't understand what you were saying.
Especially, Shimizu-san, what did you say?
The lip line is a sexy short cut.
That's not it!
It's the hair that's facing this way!
But it suits you.
The lip line is near the lips.
The length of the hair.
This is the length of the hair.
Then it's correct!
I learned something.
Let me explain the rules of this tournament.
From now on, the short cuts will be competed in three categories.
Judges, please consult with each judge after the competition.
Please choose one member whose short cut suits you the most.
The winner will be given the right to stand here today.
Please do your best!
Let's start with the first judge!
Here she is!
Self-interview with a short cut!
Hello!
From now on, you will be asked to answer why you cut your hair in the interview space.
We have to act cool, don't we?
Yes!
Ms. Oda, what is the point of judging?
Well...
I want you to cast aside your idol image and act cool.
Oh, I see!
Let's start with Ms. Okabe.
Everyone, please stand by!
Wow!
She is really into it!
She is really into this world!
Let's start!
She is already into it!
Self-interview with a short cut, start!
Where is she looking at?
Why did I cut my hair?
Well...
I was confused by the popularity ranking of Todo Prefecture.
I think it's a distinction from my past self.
Don't take it negative!
Next is Shiobara-san!
Don't take it negative!
Why did I cut my hair?
Because I wanted to find a new me.
It's like an interview with an Olympic athlete.
Huh?
Why did I cut my hair?
She always gets asked that question!
Because, you know...
I like you now, right?
[Laughter]
Why did I cut my hair?
There is only one reason.
To be more beautiful than anyone else.
[Laughter and applause]
Why did I cut my hair?
Because I found something more important than my hair.
What? What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean by "more important than my hair"?
Why did you cut your hair?
In order to get rid of all the kittens in Japan.
This is the end of the show.
Young people, how do you feel?
What is "kitten"?
Are you from an insurance company?
"Kitten"?
All over the country, there are cute kittens.
I see. I understand.
How about you, Kiyosaki-san?
Well...
I have a handsome image now,
but I feel like I'm becoming more handsome.
That's right.
Some people are making mistakes.
How about you, Taku-chan?
Well...
It's good that he did it for me.
He joined in.
I don't want you to say that you can't hear anything he's saying.
Some people are like that.
Please be careful.
Let's move on to the next judge.
Here she is.
In a short cut, Lindbergh.
Mr. Suzuki, the judge.
Speaking of short-cut female artists...
It's Lindbergh's vocalist, Watase Maki-san.
That's right.
Mr. Oda, speaking of Lindbergh's famous song...
Yes, it's my favorite song too.
"Kiss Me Right Now".
Mr. Kiyosaki, do you like Lindbergh?
I love him.
Is it true?
I love Lindbergh.
Let's have everyone in the short cut sing it for us.
The song is Lindbergh's "Kiss Me Right Now".
Kiss Me Right Now
The song is Lindbergh's "Kiss Me Right Now".
Today is the best day of my life.
My heart is pounding.
I can't stop.
Oh yeah!
Kiss me now.
Whoa whoa go away I miss you.
I love you so please smile for me.
Kiss me now.
Whoa whoa go away I miss you.
I love you so please smile for me.
Thank you very much.
That was great.
Mr. Oda, how did you like it?
It was great!
Ms. Yamaguchi, how did you like it?
It was cool.
Ms. Taku, how did you like it?
I was watching it.
I thought it was amazing.
When I was watching it,
I was going to do this to camera 3,
but suddenly the red one said "tally",
and the "tally" went this way.
When I did this, the "tally" disappeared and it went this way.
After the commercial, we will show you the second half of the final battle.
That was great!
This is the back of the 58th batch.
This way, I'm sorry.
The second half of the first round of "short-cut" championship!
This is the second half of the show,
Ms. Oda, how did you like it?
Yes, everyone has their own personality.
It's explosive and wonderful.
Yes, Hiromae-san...no, Hirosaki-san...
It's Hirosaki-san!
Hirosaki-san, really!
Stop it!
Hirosaki-san, how did you like it?
Yes, there is a gap and it leads to charm.
Yes, how about you, Taku-chan?
Well, I like both sides of you.
But for some reason, I like only you in the middle.
I think your wig and hair match you.
I like your face, too.
But your clothes make you look like a target of democracy.
Yes, you're right.
I think it's here.
I give you a perfect score from head to toe.
Yes, it suits you.
I like your left eye, too.
But you don't look like a democrat.
Well, you look like you're at war.
I don't know why!
I give you a perfect score from head to toe.
Let's move on to the last scene.
Here it is!
In a short cut, one, two, appeal!
What's going on?
Let me explain the rules.
We're going to give you a lot of short cuts and appeals.
So, Rin-chan, please show us in order.
Yes.
Taku-chan, what's the point of judging?
Well, I think it's like a group game where we decide without hesitation.
I see.
And I like how the host speaks very smoothly.
Now, let's move on to our first topic. Here it is!
Shortcut to cute lines!
Now, from Rinku to Shortcut, what are your cute lines?
It's too late for you to fall in love with me.
Can you think of me as cool?
Now, Shimiru!
Go ahead!
I want you to look at me from here.
Now, Rimamo!
No, don't look at me.
Now, Okin!
Children are important, but I love you, too!
Now, Yoshikawa!
Watch out!
Don't grin.
She's laughing!
She's grinning, so she's laughing!
How do you like it, Eri-chan?
Yui-yui is like a little kid.
It's a setting for two people.
How about you, Taku-chan?
Okame-san, since you've decided, can you say it one more time?
It's too late for me to fall in love with you.
Is it okay?
You're so quiet!
Can you break it?
Is your father doing something?
Let's move on to the next topic!
Here it is!
This is it! I had it yesterday, too!
Oda Erina!
Okay, Rin-chan, please be Oda Erina!
Please!
Okay, Karin-rin!
Osu! Ora! Oda Erina!
This is impossible!
Do it! Do it!
Okay, Hida-yan!
I like you.
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
I like you.
You did it!
I like you.
That's it for today. Thank you, everyone!
Oda-san, how was it?
Karin-rin, Osu! Ora!
You know it well, don't you?
I've done it only once in the past.
Then show us the real one!
I want to see it!
Osu! Ora! Oda Erina! Nice to meet you!
Okay, Shirosaki-san, how was it?
It was interesting!
It's good!
It's interesting!
Okay, Taku-chan, how was it?
I didn't know you liked it so much!
Did you do it?
Yes, I did.
You did?
But the atmosphere was a little...
The character smelled like a target.
Okay, after the commercial, we'll announce the winner of the award ceremony!
Here is the ending of "bacchi kooi"!
"Bacchi Bacchi" 1st Shortcut Competition Results Announcement!
Now, on behalf of the judges, let's have Ms. Oda Erina, representative of Kanagawa Prefecture, announce the winner!
I'll announce it!
The winner of the 1st Shortcut Competition is...
Ms. Hirosaki!
What's going on?
Ms. Hirosaki, how do you feel now?
Well, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I'm surprised.
Ms. Hirosaki, what's your decision?
No, I really like everyone of you.
Yes.
From your faces to your wigs.
Yes.
And Ms. Hirosaki, who brought all of you here, is amazing.
Ms. Hirosaki is the winner of the 1st Shortcut Competition!
Thank you very much.
Ms. Hirosaki is the winner of the 1st Shortcut Competition!
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
Well, everyone, how did you like today's "bacchi kooi"?
Well, Dia!
I had a lot of fun.
I was excited until the end.
Well, Mr. Shimizu.
Yes.
When I sent this selfie to my mother, she said "buy that wig".
No, it really suits you.
It really suits you.
Really?
It really suits you.
Should I buy it?
Yes.
Can I ask you how much it is?
The price is...
I'll ask you about it later.
How was it, Taku-chan?
Really, everyone, from head to toe, it's 100 points.
There were many people who were wrong.
Especially those two in the middle, I'll lecture you about it later.
Yes.
Lastly, with the audience, it's time to say goodbye.
One, two...
Bye-bye!
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station, 48 seconds of hero interview.
How was it, Hirosaki-san, for winning?
Yes.
Well, everyone was wonderful in their own way, so I think everyone won.
As expected of Adele-san!
Adele-san is the best!
That's right, she's the best! Let's say it together!
Let's say that Adele-san is the best!
I'm not making it up!
But let's say it together!
Let's say it! Let's say it!
Takahashi, say it!
One, two...
Adele-san is the best!
Thank you!
It's like...
It's like those who finished watching a movie at the end.