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Tonight's "Batchi Koi" is...
A Valentine's Day special two days late!
We came all the way here to overcome a steep mountain road with our own two hands!
Is that not enough?
Team Eight's applause!
"Batchi Koi"!
"57th Anniversary Play Ball"!
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"57th Anniversary Play Ball"!
"Batch Koi" "57th Anniversary Play Ball" is here!
"Bachibachi" 2nd Valentine's Day Play Ball!
It's been 2 years since we had such a big plan!
Since it's Valentine's Day 2 days later,
we'd like to see who can give Choco or not to Taku-chan!
This time, the members have come up with a situation that can definitely make Taku-chan fall in advance!
Along with the reason why it's 2 days late to give Choco,
the member who confesses in "Batch Koi" and receives Choco in the end is the winner!
Now, the point of this project is...
Yes, well, there's a lot of things, but do you remember?
In the first episode, Okabe won!
Yes!
So...
How about you guys? Do you remember?
That's right! I also remembered a long time ago!
Well then, let's get started!
First of all, let's start with Ayane-chan!
This is the situation that Ayane-chan thought seriously about!
Thank you for your hard work at work today as well!
Pay attention to the bottom of your feet!
What does this mean?
It means that if you look at your feet, there may be good things to come!
Feet?
Well then, it's meeting time!
Ah, meeting!
We're meeting!
To be able to act in a member-like atmosphere, please meet with the Otaku-chan who confessed!
Yes!
Well then, meeting time, start!
Oh, oh!
Yes, what should we do?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Do your best!
What is it?
Do your best!
- So, did you finish the meeting? - Yes, we did.
If you didn't say you were ready, you would be dancing all the time!
Why are you dancing alone? There are so many people here!
Well, the music was playing, so my body was moving.
I really don't like that kind of thing.
- Then, let's start! - The dancing one.
It's Valentine's Day two days late! Please!
Ah, teacher, there is a door...
Knock, knock!
Ah, yes!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Ah, thank you for your hard work!
- Please come out for a moment! - Ah!
Ah, then...what is it? Can I come out of the dressing room?
Yes! Huh?!
Togashi?!
Huh? There is a paper falling down...
One, two, three...what is it? What kind of paper is it?
Um...one!
Thank you for your hard work again today!
Look for two!
Huh?! What is it?!
What is it, Togashi?! What's wrong?!
Huh?!
A gag where you were playing with a horse on New Year's Day!
It was funny!
No, it's not a gag...
Look for three!
I'm sure you got a lot on that day, so...
Two days late...
I decided to stand out by saying "two"!
What is it?!
Then, number three...is it this?!
Look for number three!
Taku-chan, say 'pizza' ten times!
What is it?!
Um...pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza!
Taku-chan, what is this?!
I said I like you!
I like you!
Yes, I like you!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
Ayane-chan, did you come up with the atmosphere?
Yes! When I remembered Tsukaji-san's story, I came up with this.
I was helped by Drunk Dragon-san.
You were helped?
- How about you, Taku-chan? - Well...
I think it's good that you worked hard on many things,
but first of all, there is no gag where you were playing with a horse!
Well, I think it's good that you were able to come up with various ideas.
- I'm glad! - Yes!
- You have a playful heart! - Yes, I have a playful heart!
Next up is Karin-chan!
- Karin-chan, please go ahead! - Do your best!
- Do your best!
Karin-chan, this is the situation you seriously thought about!
It's because of the cold.
I'm two days late and I'm at a housewarming party.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Housewarming party! - Housewarming party!
- It's a housewarming party! - House!
- What does that mean? - Housewarming party!
- You're coming over? - I'm going over.
- You're coming over to my house? - Yes!
- I see! - I see!
- Yes! - How about you, Taku-chan?
- I don't think you're a very active coach. - That's true!
- You haven't seen it yet, right? - That's true!
- You haven't gotten that veil yet. - I'm looking forward to it!
- Right? I'm a little curious about it. - Yes!
Then, acting plan meeting time, start!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Then, what will you do? - Hey, Yoshikawa, what will you do?
- Yoshikawa! Yoshikawa! - Yoshikawa!
- Yes?
He's going to be really surprised!
How was it?
Well, anyway, this noise is too loud for me to hear you at all.
I'm sorry.
But, well, did you manage to do it?
Well, we've already had a meeting.
Oh, well, let's go.
It's Karin's Valentine's Day confession two days late.
Please.
What?
What is it?
Excuse me.
Did you get better?
Oh, it's hard.
Did you get better?
Oh, oh, Shirobara, you suddenly came into my house.
What is it?
You didn't even bring kimbap or anything.
What's wrong?
I wanted you to get better soon, so I made porridge for you.
Oh, thank you.
Please eat it.
So you're going to eat it yourself?
Yes.
I see.
Thank you, my baby.
Yes.
You're amazing.
You came into my house without permission.
Let's eat.
Oh, porridge is good.
It's good for you.
More than that, I brought special medicine for you to get better faster.
What is it?
Please take it.
I love you.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Yes, how was it?
I was nervous.
You were nervous, weren't you?
Yes, I was nervous.
Taku-chan, how was it?
What you gave me is...
Well, it's a Valentine's Day project, so I know it's chocolate.
But I was wondering if it was really a big medicine.
Right?
Wouldn't it have been better if you had told me it was chocolate?
Also, wouldn't it have been better if you had let me ring the doorbell when I came in?
It's scary if you go to your pillow before you know it, right?
Yes.
Thank you!
Next is Maria!
I'm dying!
This is the situation in which Maria worked hard!
Yes, we are childhood friends.
At the airport, before we set off...
I'm curious about it!
What is it about?
I'm going on a trip.
But I'll stay abroad for a while.
You're going abroad for a while!
So I can't see my childhood friend, Taku-chan anymore.
So you haven't confessed your love yet!
No, I haven't!
I see!
Let's start the meeting time for acting plan!
Is it going to be a paper confession?
I have a good feeling about it.
Let's start Maria's Valentine's day confession!
Maria!
Is it true you're going abroad for acting?
Yes.
Don't go!
You don't want me to go?
I want to be with you!
If you say that, I can't go.
But you'll go, right?
Yesterday...
you left this at home, right?
Maria, I like you more than Taku.
Yeah.
I can't go...
to Boston.
Don't go to Boston!
Yes.
Huh? This...
I feel the same way.
Well, goodbye.
You're leaving?!
Maria!
Shout it out! Shout it out! Shout it out!
I love you!
(Applause)
Yes, it's over.
It's finished.
Yes, thank you.
Ah, I'm moved.
How was it, Taku?
You know, you're always half-smiling.
And your sunglasses are always off.
Not at all.
Why do you wear an apple? Isn't it better with your hair down?
I thought it'd be fashionable.
I understand.
Next up is Yuiyei!
Yes!
This is the situation Yuiyei seriously thought about!
We've been together for 3 years since we were in 1st year of high school.
And we finally have a graduation ceremony!
I see. How did this happen?
We've been together for 3 years since we were in 1st year of high school.
And we finally have a graduation ceremony.
What will happen there?
I see.
Let's start the meeting time for acting plan!
It's Valentine's Day Confession in two days late!
Let's go!
It suits you.
Are you graduating today?
Yes, you're graduating today.
Well...
Yes.
We're childhood friends.
And we've been together since we were in first grade.
Yes, we're childhood friends and we've been together since we were in first grade.
Yes, we are.
When we were in first grade,
Taku-kun...
At that time...
He dropped something.
So...
At that time...
Yes.
He picked up...
This!
An eraser?!
You dropped an eraser?!
Oh, you dropped it!
Yes, I remembered!
You dropped it!
Yes!
I dropped it...
But...
But I couldn't say it because I was embarrassed...
It's been three years...
You dropped an eraser?!
Yes.
Yes, first of all, this.
Oh, thank you for the eraser!
I couldn't say how I felt...
You couldn't say how you felt?!
Yes.
By the way...
Yes.
By the way...
I've always...
Loved you!
What?!
Hehehe...
Thank you!
How was it, Taku-chan?
Yes! Thank you!
It's a graduation ceremony, right?
But it's Valentine's Day, right?
The timing is off,
and in the end, they didn't give me chocolate,
but erasers!
After this,
on the second half of "Valentine's Day Royal",
it's a tie!
It's a tie!
Behind the 57th episode is this!
It's a tie! The second episode of "Valentine's Day Royal" is in the second half of "Valentine's Day Royal"!
Since it's in the second half of "Valentine's Day Royal", we'd like to move on to the next episode!
I think that Valentine's Day is a very important day for both men and women,
so we'd like you to act seriously and do your best!
You've been doing that for a while now, haven't you?
The next episode is...
It's a tie!
The situation is...
The last song of the concert is "Masakano".
I see.
It's like the current situation, isn't it?
Yes, it's a bit realistic.
I see.
Let's move on!
It's a Valentine's Day confession, two days late!
Everyone!
The next song has become the last song!
Thank you!
I'd like to sing the last song for someone I love and care about.
Please listen to it!
"Oozoe Diamond" (Oozoe Diamond)
Everyone, let me introduce you.
He is my favorite otaku.
Huh? Huh?
I'm sorry for being late for two days.
I love you, otaku.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Why?
I can't understand you at all.
What?
No way!
That's terrible!
That's a special treatment.
In this otaku...
Can I say it?
I don't care what I say!
But, you made the audience who came today into otakus!
Thank you for being such wonderful otakus.
Thank you very much.
You don't have to be angry.
Thank you very much.
Next is...
"Oozoe Diamond" (Oozoe Diamond)
You are the English teacher, right?
No, I am!
I see.
The one on the left is the English teacher.
The one on the left is the teacher.
I see.
And you are?
I am a student who was left behind after school.
This old man is a student?
Yes.
I see.
Yes.
Then, please!
Suzuki, you are late!
Oh, teacher! I'm sorry!
You are late!
I'm sorry.
What did you do?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Are you doing it properly?
No, but I just came back from the audience room.
Show me your homework.
Homework? It's like this.
Oh, I see.
What day is it today?
Today is February 16th.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
What's up, teacher?
Today is Valentine's Day. Repeat after me?
Today is Valentine's Day. Yes.
You're two days late.
Chocolate, please. Repeat after me?
Chocolate, please.
Chocolate, please?
Chocolate, please.
Yes.
Suzuki, I love you.
Thank you very much.
Yes, that's it.
So, the last one is...
The last one is Rin-chan.
Yes!
Here is the situation.
I know it.
Hey!
Are you trying to get San-kame-chan here again?
I'm begging you!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Distance call!
For Taku-chan who we met in the city!
As expected!
Distance call, right?
Yes.
I live in Ibaraki and Taku-chan lives in the city.
It's hard for us to meet, right?
Something is happening in that meeting.
I see.
How many years have you been dating?
Eight years.
Eight years!
Eight years.
I see.
You are lazy.
Yes, I am lazy.
Then, the meeting time starts!
How do you celebrate it?
Okay, let's go. It's Rin's two days late valentine's day confession.
What is Rin doing? It's only been two days.
Two days is too long.
I've been waiting for two days, but she hasn't come at all. I'm angry.
- I'm sorry I'm late! - Hey, Rin, what are you doing?
You've been waiting for me for two days!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
What have you been doing for the past two days?
I've been trying to come, but...
Ibaraki doesn't have a bullet train!
It doesn't have a bullet train, but...
That's why I came all the way here!
- Is that why you're so weak? - Yes!
But... I brought this with me so it wouldn't get dirty.
Huh?
Accept... my love!
Thank you.
- Here you go! - Thank you!
Kaki-chan, how was it?
Okabe-san said there wasn't a train, but...
It'd be nice if we could go to Sendai or something.
It'd be nice if we could just come by train.
Next up is the Valentine's Day Results Announcement!
"Unfortunate Act." Here is the ending.
Valentine's Day Results Announcement!
Who will Taku-chan choose?
Please accept the chocolates of the members who want to abandon their wives and become together.
Then, drum roll, start!
Ah, thank goodness!
Yes!
I won!
Thank you!
I've been waiting for two days for the right setting, and I'm angry, and there's a return of emotion, and in the end it comes out, so I think it's okay to chase it.
I wrote it on my elbow, but it won't fall, because it's a fairy.
Then, at the end, we will say goodbye with "Batsukoi Call" with the audience.
One, two...
Batsukoi!
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station.
Then, this is the interview of the day of the 48-second broadcast. How was it?
Well, as the queen of burning lines, I thought I had to show it here, so I did my best.
She's a demanding champion, isn't she?
She's definitely a king.
Yes, I worked hard from Ibaraki and went to Takucha.
Why don't you get on a freight train?
There is a freight train, isn't there?
There is, but isn't it interesting that there is no Shinkansen?
Don't say "isn't it interesting" in a place like this.
As an actor, I'm embarrassed.
No, but it was a good performance.
Well, it was good. It was fun.
Who was the worst person you've seen from Okabe's point of view?
Well...
Yui Yui, I guess.
You didn't give me chocolate!
Because it was strawberry.
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