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Tonight's badge action is...
- This is the script. - Yes.
- What is this? - Just do whatever you want.
- Yoshida-san, I'm counting on you. - I'll do my best.
Leave it to me.
A surprise for Taki-chan who doesn't know anything!
We'll celebrate her 44th birthday in six days!
- I'd like to say "ah-ah"! - You're big!
A round of applause for Team 8!
Badge action!
52nd inning! Play ball!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Shut up!
What's with the plain glasses?
Badge action! Here's what's on the 52nd floor.
Badge action! 44-year-old surprise Taki-chan's birthday party!
On December 7th, six days later...
...we, Drunk Dragon Suzuki Taki-san...
...will be celebrating Taki-chan's 44th birthday!
We'd like to surprise Taki-chan and celebrate her birthday!
Let's have our star appear!
One, two...
Taki-chan!
Let's sing together!
What?
What is it?
I see!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
I'm embarrassed!
Thank you!
Meki-chan, it's your 44th birthday!
One, two...
Happy birthday!
I'm happy!
What is it?
I'm happy!
Really?
I'm happy!
Really? I didn't expect it at all!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
We celebrated your birthday with a surprise from the opening, are you happy?
Well, well, well...
It's not something you should ask me that much, but...
Well, well...
I'm happy and grateful!
Oh, I'm glad!
For that reason, the members prepared various birthday presents with gratitude!
What?
That's right!
It's like you've already said it somewhere!
Well, well, well...
Are you looking forward to it?
No, I'm looking forward to it!
I was wondering if you'd say, "I'm switching MCs with Waga-kun!"
Then, the first one to present is...
Yui-yui!
Well then, please!
What is it?
What did you give me?
Yui-yui, what is this?
Yes!
This is...
When it comes to birthdays, you can't start without a cake!
Birthday party!
So I prepared a birthday cake that you'll definitely be happy about!
Really!
Here I go!
Yes!
One, two...
Wow!
So cute!
Really?!
So cute!
No, I'm sure there's a cow or a dog in there!
I drew this, too!
Really?!
Wow, thank you!
That's right!
Oh, you drew cookies with glasses, too!
Oh, by the way, this is for Taku-chan!
Wow!
So cute!
Thank you so much for this!
So cute!
This is a special birthday cake using my favorite Fujiya-san's country marms!
Wow, thank you!
How is it, Taku-chan?
I'm really surprised!
You're one of a kind!
Thank you!
Today,
I'd like to
give you
this
as a special present!
You can eat it!
Can I eat it?
I'll eat it!
Please tell Taku-chan how you feel about your daily life!
Yes!
Taku-chan...
Um...
I can't say anything funny all the time,
but your comments are funny,
and you always come to see my teammates' performances,
and you always come to see my concerts,
and you've been loving KANTO-members more recently!
Thank you so much!
I'll do my best to make BACH-koi even more exciting,
so please support me!
Congratulations!
That was close!
I almost cried!
That was close!
How was it?
I almost cried!
I was seriously about to cry!
That was close!
Thank you so much!
That was close!
What is this?
The next person to present is...
Maria!
Please come out!
Okay!
Yuiya, what did you prepare?
I can cook.
And Yuiya brought me a cake.
So I made a dish.
I will open it.
This is it!
Did you make it yourself?
Yes, I made it.
I'm sorry.
This is a sandwich with sausage and egg.
And...
There is something here.
This is a pepperoncino I made when Yuiya came to cook with me.
I made it.
This is cucumber.
I eat this a lot recently.
I make pickled cucumber with salt and kelp.
I didn't want to see you make it.
While you are making it, please eat it.
Okay.
I will eat it.
You made it, didn't you?
At that time, it didn't have any taste.
It was a terrible taste.
Yes, I regretted it.
I see.
I will eat it.
This time, it's delicious!
You did it!
Did you make all of them by yourself?
Yes, I did.
Thank you for it.
It's delicious!
You did it!
I'll eat the cucumber I just made.
Isn't it big?
It's very delicious!
Maria, please tell Taku-chan how you feel.
Taku-chan, thank you for raising us with kindness and strictness from the beginning of "Kantouhakusho".
I heard that you asked us to sell "Shimizu" in secret.
I was so happy that I cried.
I'd be happy if we could work together in a different field, and I think we'll grow up that much.
It's delicious!
Taku-chan, how was it?
I'm moved, but I'm laughing out loud in the middle of it.
Thank you for coming all the way.
What is it?
Maria, thank you very much!
Unfortunately, we couldn't give you the next present during today's recording.
Let's start with that member. First of all, please watch this VTR.
Taku-chan! Congratulations on your 44th birthday six days later!
Thank you for always showing love and courage in the program, even though you really love us!
I have a special present for you, so please accept it!
Congratulations on your 44th birthday!
What is it? What is it?
I have a present for you from Rin-chan!
Here it is!
Please open it!
Okay!
I'll open it.
What do you think of it?
Thank you for writing so many things for me, but isn't it a little crazy?
Please wear it.
Yes.
I'll wear it.
The next person to present is Shitao.
Then, please!
Is Shitao-san okay?
What?
What did you prepare, Shitao?
Last time, Shiorin asked Taku-chan-san if she could do an ear cleaning or a lap pillow, and she said she was very happy.
She said she loved lap pillows, so I'll do an ear cleaning while doing a lap pillow.
Wow!
Is it okay?
Please!
I'm sorry!
Please!
Is it okay?
Wow!
Is it okay?
It feels good!
I'm really sorry!
Then, Shitao, this is your second time meeting Haru, but please tell Taku-chan how you usually thank her!
As it is!
As always, thank you for your applause and cheers!
Thank you!
Thank you for always supporting us as a team!
Thank you!
Thank you for saying "Shitao-sama!" a lot in the recording just now!
I was very happy!
Also, I wore a lap pillow this time, so I'd be happy if you could push me from now on!
Let's push this!
Okay!
I'm sorry!
Okay!
Thank you!
How was it?
I'm in a good mood, of course!
This is the best birthday I've had so far!
I'm going to celebrate it!
This is the back of the 52nd floor of Bacchi High School.
Bacchi Bacchi! 44 years old! Surprise! Taki!
Happy Birthday!
The second half of "Pop Buster" is "Odairi and Hidaya"!
What will you two present me?
Yes!
Hidaya will play the piano and I will sing!
I would like to express my gratitude to Taki!
Will you sing and dance for me?
That's right!
For you, Taki!
I'm sorry!
Then, please!
How many people will you meet in your lifetime?
Somewhere, someone's laughing voice knows
The wind brings happiness
There is anxiety to walk alone
But there are many people in the world
The trees in the park under the sun's light
Create one shadow
The leaves of a branch overlap and live together
How many people will you meet in your lifetime?
In your lifetime, you can talk about your dream
You are irreplaceable
On sunny or rainy days
Under any sky
If you are next to me
Tomorrow is always fun
How was it, Taku-chan?
No, it's like it's permeated my heart.
I don't know what to do anymore!
I'm really sorry about this.
Then, please tell Taku-chan how you feel and your daily gratitude!
Yes, the song I just sang is called "How many people can you meet in your lifetime?"
In this lifetime of my life, I met a person called Taku-chan,
and I'm really grateful and honored that Taku-chan exists as a host of this TV program "Batch Koi"
And thank you for being an MC who brings out the individuality of all the members!
Please continue to support everyone and "Batch Koi"!
Taku-chan, happy birthday!
No, no, I'm grateful. I'm really grateful, but I'm holding back my tears right now!
What is this?!
Next, I, Yoshikawa, will be giving Taku-chan a present!
Today, I want to tell you how grateful I am, so I wrote you a letter!
This is bad...
Are you ready? Then, please listen!
Taku-chan, happy birthday! Thank you for everything! And thank you so, so much!
I don't have much time to tell you how I feel, so I'll end it here for today!
It's a little embarrassing, but I'll do my best to tell you how I feel!
When I was in elementary school, I watched my favorite TV show and learned about it!
I loved that show and watched it every week!
Even when I was depressed or sad, if I went in front of the TV, my favorite entertainer would always smile and help me many times!
I also watched a lot of comedy shows on YouTube, and I thought that every comedy show was perfect for my partner, Tsukaji-san!
I want to watch it live someday!
In addition to comedy, there are other skills and things that I really respect!
Actually, I respect you a lot!
But I think you're a little chubbier than you used to be!
Well, you're cute and nice!
And now, regardless of variety shows, when I see you in dramas and movies, you're very cool and I'm impressed that you have such a side!
Someday I want to be more and more famous and dream of being able to act in dramas and movies!
So please wait for me!
I will continue to support you!
I love you, Taku-chan!
Um...can I say this because I'm embarrassed?
Will you kill me?
So, the next one is the last one!
The last one is Ayane-chan!
Yes! I received a comment of celebration from my best friend, Taku-chan!
Taku-chan, who do you think it is?
My best friend?
What?
I don't know, but...
It's my best friend, isn't it?
I can't make a mistake!
What? Tsukaji?
Wow!
So, let's watch it!
VTR, start!
I'm here to receive Taku-chan's comment of celebration!
I'm in Shinjuku!
Yay!
So, let's watch it!
Let's go!
Who is it?
The one who will receive Taku-chan's comment of celebration is...
Hello! I'm Kaisaku!
Nice to meet you!
It's been two years!
It's Taku-san's 44th birthday, and he came to receive Taku-chan's comment of celebration!
I'm sorry for my bad acting.
I wanted you to pick me up.
It's like a new bad word for me.
I want to be nervous because it's you, but I'm really nervous.
No, it's you, Taku-san!
It's you, isn't it, Taku-san?
It's been a while, Taku-san!
Thank you so much!
I don't like it!
At that time, I heard you were not on good terms with each other.
Well, it's not good.
It's bad!
I was doing a show called "Haneru no Tobira" with Taku-chan.
When we were talking alone, she was a good person.
Really?
We and Taku-chan are doing a show on Chiba TV.
We often call each other "Kusogawa" and "Bakagawa".
I think you're saying it because you want to say it.
You have your own character.
I think you're a business Taku-chan.
I was thinking about it.
Unlike you, I don't have any bad words about you.
It's not a very good way of saying it.
No, no, it's not like that.
No matter what you say, I think you're a business Nechi-nechi.
I think you're a business Nechi.
Really, Taku-chan...
Why can you only say "business"?
"Business" is all I can say.
It's been a long time.
I was doing a lot of things with you, Suzuki-san.
We had a lot of mischief together.
Someday, I'd like you to appear on my "Kajisac" YouTube channel.
I'm hungry and I want to talk to you.
And I have something I want to apologize for.
I believe you'll appear someday and I'll be waiting for you.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Lastly, can we take a picture together?
Of course!
Thank you!
Have you taken a picture with Taku-san before?
No, I haven't.
Why?!
Seriously, Taku-san?!
Take it off!
Saku-chan, how was it?
The worst!
Huh?
I'm Aya Saku.
Aya Saku!
It suits you!
Take it off!
You're boring, so take it off!
You're stupid!
What are you trying to do?
Lastly, please say thank you to Ayane-chan and Take-chan!
Take-chan, you're already 44 years old.
Don't say bad things about people like Kajisac- san.
I think you should grow up more.
Happy birthday!
I'll kill you!
Take-chan, how was your 44-year-old birthday?
I was in such a bad mood!
I was about to cry!
How old were you?
That's all!
44-year-old Saku-chan, happy birthday!
After the commercial, we'll announce today's Otachi members!
No, no, it's Aya Saku!
Batchikooi
Here is the ending!
Today's Otachi members!
Saku-chan, please announce today's Otachi members!
Here is the announcement!
Today's Otachi members are...
Takahashi!
What did you say?
In 48 seconds, I'll kill you.
I see.
Aine-chan, how was it?
Really, Karisac-san is a very good person.
No, it's not good!
He has a bad reputation among all TV men!
By the way...
Everyone, how was today's punishment show?
I never thought I'd kneel on this show tomorrow!
Really!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I've never done it to my dad either!
He's a really good person!
I'm sorry!
Finally, with the audience, we'll say goodbye with "Bachikoi" chant!
One, two...
Bachikoi!
Broadcast station, broadcast station, this is "48 Seconds of Heroes" interview!
How was it, Ayasac-san?
Really, since I met Karisac-san...
It's not good, Ayasac-san.
I hope you'll come to "Bachikoi" too...
Don't call me!
And please host the show too...
I'll do it only for him!
Yes, I hope you'll do it.
By the way, why did I make my child learn martial arts?
Because I defeated him!
I made him learn it!
Anna, what did you like about it?
Really, the story was interesting...
It's not like that!
It's definitely more interesting for me!
Say it, say it!
What is it?
It's not like that...
Even though you say a lot of bad things about Taku-chan...
If you don't say bad things about Kajiwara-san...
Really, happy birthday!
She's trying to kill me!
I look forward to working with you in the future!