AISubs v3.5
Tonight's batch action is...
Summer's old plan!
Talking about Team Eight's stairs!
Here's their facial expressions!
What is this?!
It can't be! I've never seen this outfit before!
They'll also show off their cold jokes!
You said you didn't know!
Let's clap for Team Eight!
Let's go!
46th inning, play ball!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
I'm scared... I'm scared... I don't like this...
I'm scared... I'm scared...
Batch call!
Here are their faces for the 46th inning!
"Batch Batch Team Eight Stairs"!
- We haven't met in a while. - I'm scared!
Everyone, this season is here once again!
I'd like you all to hear Team Eight's "No, I'm scared"
stories about stairs.
And at the end of the stories,
you'll see scary photos and videos that will make you shudder.
Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
Well, you know...
I'm asking you this year.
Last year, you all weren't scared at all.
- Really? - That's not fair!
Why is your face like that, Shimizu?
Last year was terrible, so this year...
Everyone has a certain level of fear in their hearts.
So please tell us scary stories that will make them happy!
Let's get started!
First up is Rin-chan's "Eight Stairs".
Like this? Like this?
I got this experience after I joined this year.
I started living alone in the spring.
So late at night...
I'm in charge of designing Team Eight's concerts and such.
So when I'm writing, it's always late at night.
It took me until midnight.
One day, it was almost closing time, and I was like...
I'm going to spend all this time and finish it by morning.
So I was working late at night.
I was tired, and I got sleepy more and more.
- So I fell asleep. - Late at night?
Ta-ta-ta-ta!
- That's what I heard. - What?
But I thought it might be someone working next to me.
Or maybe someone knocked on my door at a weird hour.
- But I thought it might be just my imagination. - It was late at night.
I was working again.
- But I could still hear it. "Ta-ta-ta-ta!" - I don't like it.
- That's scary. - I don't like it.
I could hear it from behind me.
But when I turned around,
I didn't hear anything moving.
- What? - What?
- When I dropped it, I wanted to take a picture of it. - I don't like it.
But I didn't look at it. As soon as I heard it,
- I took a picture of it. - You took a picture of it?
- Yes. - I see.
- The picture I saw was really scary. - Yes.
- I don't like it. - I'll show you.
- I'm scared. - You're scared of it?
- You took a picture of it, right? - I'm scared of it.
- Yes. - I'm scared of it.
- Here it is!
I don't like it!
- I don't like it! - It looks like an old picture.
It's just a loose picture!
- I don't like it! - Don't say "I don't like it"!
- It's scary! - I'm scared of it!
It's like a Christmas party!
- What are you doing? It's scary! - I'm scared of it!
- What is it?
It's like a Christmas party picture, right?
It's from Yajima Beauty Salon.
- Was it popular back then? - It's scary!
- Wasn't it more than ten years ago? - It's scary!
What are you doing? It's not like that! It's a scary story!
- It's a scary picture! - It's because I was scared of it.
No, it's not scary!
It's a happy picture!
- What are you doing? It's scary! - It's scary!
It's not like a New Year's picture! It's a fake picture!
- Okay, next up... - You're good with this kind of energy!
- I'm angry! - It's Shimizu's "Date Talk".
Okay, well...
- This is a really scary story for me... - Yeah, yeah, I'm counting on you.
People have asked me if I've ever done something like this before, but I couldn't do it because it was too serious.
But I can't delete it.
- You can't delete it? - Yeah, it's a video I can't delete.
It's scary at that point.
This is about four years ago, three or four years ago in the winter.
It's in the mountains of Tochigi.
It's a study camp.
There was a time when the four members of the team and I lived together in the mountains for about a month.
It's in the mountains, so it's quiet at night and it's dangerous to go outside.
And there's really nothing to do.
If you say you're going to do it, you'll have to study for your license or practice for a tour with a teammate you met nearby.
But at night, Odairi and I were practicing singing.
But it was in the mountains, so I think it was our fault for taking a video of us practicing singing in such a place.
It's really scary, but can I show you this?
- Is that so? - It's a little dangerous.
- What should I do? - Is it like a video?
I haven't shown it to anyone.
- But I can't delete that video. - You can't delete it?
And it's a teammate's song, so I don't want people to think it's weird.
- There's a weird voice in it. - Then I'd like you to watch it.
- Let's watch it. - May I?
Here it is.
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Stop it!
Stop asking those three questions!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What are you scared of?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Isn't it that thing that girls do a lot? The one where their faces change?
What?
It's not "what"!
Don't say it every time I can't hear you!
What is it? I'm not scared of it at all!
I'm scared! It's being recorded.
It's not being recorded!
It's that kind of app!
App?
It's not "what"!
What is "app" and "what"?!
It's not scary! It's not scary at all!
It's not! It's a scary story! A scary video!
It's not scary, is it?!
It's really scary.
It's scary!
It's not a fun one!
It's a scary one!
It's scary.
Well, well, well, sit down! I don't want you to do it!
I don't want you to do it!
Next up is...
Hidaya's "Eight Stairs".
Who wrote it?
This is also true for me, but...
Can I have it? Stop it.
What you said up until now was terrible.
No, it was scary.
Mine is...
"Eight Stairs" is also amazing, but...
"Eight Stairs" is when you get goosebumps.
That's right.
It was during a lesson, wasn't it?
It was.
During the lesson, I thought something was strange.
I'm the kind of person who has a good intuition.
You seem like that.
I was doing a lesson and...
something like a shadow came up and...
I was like, "Whoa, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold," and stuff like that.
- During the lesson? - Yes.
But I'm also... Everyone gets scared of me, so...
Like... I thought it'd be better if I didn't say much...
- You're used to it now, aren't you? - I was just...
Doing lessons...
And during the break...
Um... Rinrin and...
Ayane and...
Yuiyui and Nanase and five of me...
Um...
We talked about a lot of things and had fun talking during the break.
- And we took a lot of pictures and stuff, right? - Yeah.
That was... That was my peak moment.
- Like... Like... - Huh?
- Like... Like I was obsessed with something. - You were obsessed?
- Yeah. - Like...
- I was really scared. - Yeah.
And we all got along and took pictures and stuff.
But I was scared... But everyone gets scared of me, so I didn't say anything.
And when I got home, I thought, "Oh, I was scared back then."
And when I looked at the pictures the five of us took...
- Yeah. - I thought...
- I shouldn't have done it. - You're so clumsy.
- Huh? - You were in the picture.
- I went to Ohara. - Huh?
- You went to Ohara? - That picture...
- Yeah. - Is this one.
Huh?!
It's not "kan"! What is it?!
This is also that "kawakawa" app again!
Scary...
What did you say when you went to Ohara with this?!
Hey!
Scary...
What did you say with this?!
Maybe "onajirei"?
It's not "onajirei"!
It's the same app!
I'm telling you to bring scary stories, scary stories!
It was scary, wasn't it?
It's "onajirei", right?
It's not "onajirei"!
If it's like that, then don't say the same thing here!
What is it?!
Say something!
It's not "kawakawa"!
It's not "kawakawa", but it's not "kawakawa" until now!
I'm counting on you!
Will it be okay?
The entrance is fine!
It's "yei yei"'s "eight stairs".
I'm counting on you, really!
Yes!
Um... I'm too scared to talk, so I drew it on paper.
Do you always do that?!
Even if you're not scared?
I'll do it.
This show started about two years ago.
Its MC is a big celebrity, Suzuki...
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared... Suzuki Taku-san.
At the time, we were still inexperienced and rarely met a big celebrity.
When we first recorded and saw Suzuki Taku-san for the first time...
His facial expression was like this.
What is this?!
It's definitely a lie! I've never seen this expression before!
It's definitely a lie!
It's like a wedding ceremony or something!
What are you doing with this sentence?!
You're telling me to bring something scary?!
That's the kind of person you are! You're the only one who really doesn't get it!
What's going on here?
No, that's what it is.
I can't hear you at all!
I'm scared... I'm scared...
Inagawa Jinjin, you scared me!
What is this?
Hold it down right here!
Well, well, well...
Hold it down! Hold it down!
Now...
I'm embarrassed to sit down myself!
Next up is Odari's Eight Stairs.
Well, this happened at Team Eight's 5th anniversary concert in April of this year.
Was the concert okay?
No, it was a really fun concert.
Of course it was! It's not scary to walk down the stairs like that!
That's right. It was a really fun concert.
But before the concert started, I was taking pictures with Team Eight members.
With various members and taking two shots.
I see.
I was thinking, "Wow, I took a lot of good pictures."
But after the concert, I looked at my cell phone's data folder and I had a really bad feeling.
Oh...
Huh? What's this? What's this feeling? I'm scared... I'm scared...
That's what I was thinking.
So I was looking at various pictures.
And then one of the members...
He was surrounded by an animal.
What?!
Here's the picture.
Gorilla!
This picture is OK!
This is OK!
What do you mean OK?
This is OK!
OK?
This is really scary!
Scary, scary...
Scary, isn't it? It's a gorilla, isn't it?
It's a gorilla, isn't it?
It's not a gorilla!
What?
It's not a gorilla!
It's not a gorilla, isn't it?
It's like a gorilla and an app are together...
It's not an app!
It's more like a moral app!
Scary, scary...
How did you take this picture?
This face!
Try it, this face!
This face!
Don't mind me.
The last one is the eighth floor.
It can't be helped.
The last one is Ayane-chan.
It was really scary.
It's scary.
It was really scary just now.
It was scary.
It was like a gorilla.
No, it wasn't.
It was like this.
No, it wasn't.
It was like this.
Ayane-chan!
What's up?
It's a very recent story.
When it's time for the eighth floor,
we all look for photos
and look at our folders, don't we?
I had it in my cell phone,
and I put old photos in my computer,
so I was looking for a folder
in my cell phone and computer.
I was wondering if there was one.
So I was just looking for it,
and when I opened the folder in my computer,
it was spinning,
and it wouldn't open.
It was spinning all the time.
I was wondering if it wasn't working,
and I was waiting for it.
But it didn't work at all,
so I turned it off and tried again,
and it worked again.
Then I opened the folder again,
and it wasn't spinning anymore,
and it was like this.
What?
It was like, "Error, error, error, error!"
A lot of errors came out of my computer.
You know the yellow triangle with a surprise mark?
A lot of errors came out of it,
and I was like, "Oh no, oh no, oh no!"
I was like, "What is this?"
But when I looked closer,
it said, "You have been infected with a virus."
Oh, so you've been infected with a virus.
We have to fix it!
Would you like to confirm the virus?
It said that.
I was like, "This virus...
I'm sure it's dangerous,
but if I don't press it, it won't work."
So I pressed the "Would you like to confirm the virus?" button,
and this image came out.
What?
Here it is.
What is it?
It's us in our debut years!
What is it?
It's scary!
Our vice president told me to wear glasses when I saw this picture.
That's right!
What is it?
What are you doing?
It really invaded my computer.
Invasion?
You searched me on your own, didn't you?
It was really scary.
When this image came out, I wanted to show it to everyone and solve the virus together.
It's not a virus!
Do you want me to give you a scarier image?
What is it?
I told you to bring me a staircase story!
Now, we've finished all of the staircase stories.
You've improved, haven't you?
Taku-chan, how was it?
It sucked!
That's all for "Bacchi Bacchi 8 stairs"!
After the commercial, we'll cool down the studio!
It's really the vice president's signature song!
"Bacchi Koooi" 46th floor, behind me is...
"Bacchi Bacchi Cooling Competition"!
The rules are simple.
For each question you ask, you have to slide as much as you can and cool down the studio!
Maria, you're confident, aren't you?
What do you mean?
Confident?
Yes, I am!
Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
Well, I hope you all do as you always do.
Don't try to slide as much as you can.
Got it?
Minus times minus sometimes becomes plus!
Got it? Please!
Let's move on to the first question! Here it is!
"Strange Face"!
Strange Face
Let's have Taku-chan choose a member who will show her "strange face" at 9 o'clock!
Let's go!
This one!
Oda-san!
It's Oda-san!
Oda-san!
It's you!
Has it already started?
It hasn't started yet, has it?
Oda-san, please choose one!
I, Oda-san, am confident that I will slip!
Stop it, program!
Let's move on!
Oda-san, please show us your "strange face"!
Strange Face
Well...
Oda-san, please show us your "strange face"!
Well...
This is cold!
It's cold!
What a wonderful cold! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Well, let's have one more person!
Let's have one more person!
Well, let's have one more person!
This way, this way!
Ayane-chan!
Ayane-chan, please show us your "strange face"!
Eh? I can't do it!
It's my first time!
It's your last chance!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
How confident are you?
How confident are you, Sumi?
Eh? What should I do?
Eh? I'm sliding...
Eh? Eh? Eh? It looks like Oda-san!
Take it! Take it!
Ayane-chan, please show us your "strange face"!
Eh? How do you do it?
Here, it's started! Here!
I've never seen it before...
Eh? How do you do it?
Strange...
I don't know...
I don't know... I really don't know...
What should I do?
I don't like it...
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
I can't do it...
Do your best!
Oh!
How do you do it?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
No, it's fine!
You were sliding at the fastest speed in history!
What's wrong?
You said you didn't know...
Why?
Why are you crying?
If you do that, I think you'll be the first one to cry!
Because you were sliding at the fastest speed!
I really don't know...
You really don't know?
"Strange face", right?
Let's get used to it! "Strange face", right?
"Strange face", you don't have to do it!
Let's move on to the last topic!
This is it!
Asking your brother for a favor!
Let's have Taku-chan decide who will be asked for a favor!
The one who will be asked for a favor is...
This one!
Rin-chan!
Yes, Okabe!
Well then, Rin-chan, let's begin!
Rin-chan's slippery...
Asking your brother for a favor!
That's right!
Be nice!
Onii-chan!
Let's go to bed together!
Don't fly! Don't fly! Go over there! Don't fly!
Go over there!
That was wonderful!
I was very moved!
It was cold! It was cold! It was very good!
It was very good!
It was like Shushidoll!
Right, Onii-chan?
Shut up!
That's it for today!
Taku-chan, how was it?
It was very cold! Thank you very much!
That's it for today!
The winner of today is...
Well...
The winner of today is...
Rin-chan!
Chairman of the board, Taku-chan, please announce the member who worked the hardest today!
I'll announce it now!
The one who can climb up the ladder today is...
Takashi!
Good morning!
So, Taku-chan, what did you decide?
Well, you said you couldn't make a weird face, so...
Well, I thought I'd practice making weird faces over there at the end.
You're the worst!
What about you, Nene-chan?
Huh? Huh? I don't like it.
Well, you might be able to do it. Let's give it a try.
So, everyone, what did you think of today's punishment?
Well, then, Yui-yui!
It was cold!
Which one was cold?
Which one?
What does "cold" mean?
Temperature?
Temperature?!
It was cold yesterday, wasn't it?
Please raise the air conditioning a little more!
And now, with the audience, we say goodbye with "Bachikoi" chant!
One, two...
Bachikoooi!
Broadcast station! Broadcast station! This has been the hero interview of 48 seconds!
Ayane-chan, what did you think of it?
I've never had such an unfamiliar stand-up before.
I know, right?
So, why don't you give it a try?
For example, shaking your chin like this.
Hey, Mickey.
Mickey?
Yes, Mickey.
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
Idiot!
If you do that, Inoki-san will get angry like a weirdo.
Are you energetic?
She'll get angry.
There are other things like leaning over or opening your nose.
Like that.
Isn't it difficult?
Like this?
Isn't it difficult?
I did it!
Interesting.
This is one of my favorite stories.