AISubs v3.5
Tonight's batch action is...
Yuyu has a batch action survival record!
She's going all out to prove her innocence!
Whoa!
And more and more comments are coming in!
Kantariman
Nope!
Dried cucumber
Let's hear it for Team A!
"Batch Koi"!
45th inning, play ball!
This program is sponsored by...
"Batch Batch"!
I'll steal everyone's hearts!
I'm Yuyu Suikoto!
"Batch Koi"!
45th inning, play ball!
"Batch Batch"!
What's up, Yuyu Oguri!
Yo!
What's up, Yuyu Oguri!
On "AKBingo" and "Nemoth" TV, Yuyu Oguri is always at the center of the show.
But in "Batch Koi", she's all out and about!
What do you think, Yuyu Oguri?
As soon as I came to Chiba from Tokyo, I left my motivation behind.
That's right.
Yo, Oguri Yuyu!
Don't tell me you're relaxing in Chiba!
Nope!
What's up with you two?
To get rid of Yuyu Oguri's motivation, this is what we'll do!
What will you do, Yuyu Oguri?
Let me explain the rules.
I'll ask Yuyu a question.
The other members will guess what Yuyu will do.
Yuyu's body will be exposed.
Yuyu's reaction will be more than expected.
Please react!
Pressure!
Oh, pressure!
Isn't it rare for you to stand alone on a stage like this?
That's a lie!
What is it, Shimizu?
That's a lie!
You're lying?
I always stand alone on a stage like this.
Oh, I see.
You made a weird lie.
Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
Well, everyone's motivation for Oguri is rising.
I'd like you all to catch up with Oguri.
Oh, I'm sorry. I dropped my chopstick in the middle of it.
At this age, her mouth is starting to loosen up.
Her calories are amazing too.
Let's move on to the first topic.
Here it is!
A banana peel has fallen. What will Oguri do?
Let's see what Oguri will do.
Please guess.
What will Oguri do?
Everyone, please think about it.
Thinking time, start!
Wow, it's real.
That's right.
Oguri, what will you do?
I'll pick it up and give it to a fan.
You'll pick it up and give it to a fan.
That's right.
Let's see what Oguri will do about it.
Let's see...
Left!
Left one!
Left!
Left one!
I'll eat it.
Oh, you'll eat the peel!
Oguri might do that.
Next, Oda!
Yes, I'll eat the banana peel.
You'll eat the banana peel.
It's popular on this show.
Next, Shimizu!
I'll eat the banana peel and do a manzai performance.
Banana peel and manzai performance!
That's right.
That's pretty good.
Let's see what Oguri will do about it.
What will Oguri do?
Banana-kun, are you okay?
It hurts, doesn't it?
You fell earlier, didn't you?
It's okay.
I'll take you home.
What is this?!
She turned her husband's face into a hypocrite and took it home.
No, that doesn't make sense.
Isn't it higher than that? Like, you know, what was it, putting it on his head.
Yeah, she was better at doing manzai, wasn't she?
Isn't it higher than that?
Is it more than that?
That's what I've been talking about!
Is it more than that?
More than that?!
Yeah, I thought it might be higher than that.
Oh, I see.
Are you dissatisfied?!
Please stop being dissatisfied!
Let's move on to the next topic!
Here it is!
A tapioca drink is falling! What will you do about it, Oguri Yui?!
A tapioca drink is falling!
Yui-chan's favorite.
I love it!
Please guess what Yui Yui will do!
Thinking time, start!
What will you do about it, Oguri Yui?!
Oh, Takahashi, what will you do?!
I'll eat the tapioca drink and spit it out at Taku-chan!
I want to see it!
It's not "I want to see it!" Don't say "I want to see it!"
It's not like that.
You're right, but I don't like it either.
Let's move on!
Oh, it's a series!
A tapioca drink is falling! I feel sorry for it! I'll take it back!
Oh, "take it back" series, the second one!
The second one!
Let's move on to one more person!
Who is it?!
At a time like this, no one will raise their hands on a TV show you've seen before!
It's not just Oguri, but when everyone raises their hands, it's a little shaky.
I'm counting on you!
Really...
Now, how about it?!
Jomon! No, Oda! No, Oda! Oda!
Oda is raising his hand!
No, I'm not raising my hand.
I'm going to...
throw in some tapioca!
She's going to throw in some tapioca!
Now, let's have Yui Yui go beyond everyone's expectations!
What will Oguri Yui do?!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Oh! Tapioca-kun! You were here?!
What's with you again?
I see...
Ah... yeah...
Okay!
Call me!
It's like... you want me to drink it...
You're going to drink this?!
Yes.
What?!
Huh?
Tapioca...
Tapioca isn't coming out!
What is this?!
You didn't go beyond everything!
No, wait...
I did something I didn't imagine.
You did something you didn't imagine?
Yeah.
Do something that goes beyond that!
Everything went down a little!
Okay, let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
Panties are falling! What will Oguri Yui do?!
This is...
Right?!
Without saying it!
Okay, everyone, please guess what Yui Yui will do!
Thinking time, start!
Oh! On camera!
Then...
I'll face the second camera...
And I'll wear it...
And I'll make a super appealing face.
Facing the second camera...
And wearing it...
And making a super appealing face!
Super appealing!
Wow, isn't that a pretty deep line?!
Okay, everyone on the left!
I'll make Taku-chan wear it...
And in front of the camera...
Yui Yui will pull it!
Are you stupid or what?!
No one is watching an entertainer wearing underpants!
It's not like that!
Oguri is sweating like this and doing something!
Yes! Yes, Shimizu!
Wearing underpants and putting tapioca here...
I see! Oguri!
Now, what will Oguri do?
Hey, mean!
He's mean!
So...
Can you overcome this?
Huh?!
Now, let's have Yui Yui overcome everyone's expectations!
What will Oguri Yui do?!
Now, what will you do?
Hey!
You don't have much time!
Huh?!
Will you pull it?!
Huh?!
No way...
Huh?!
Really?!
Huh?!
It stinks...
No way!
Yui-chan!
No way!
You're doing it?!
My hair is falling apart...
No way!
Huh?!
No way!
She's heading for the second camera!
Huh?!
Which one?!
Huh?!
She wrote it!
Huh?! She wrote it!
She wrote it!
Huh?!
No way! It's Hyokkorian?!
Hyokkorian?!
Go back! Go back!
Didn't you do a good job just now?
You didn't think Oguri would wear it, did you?
She forced me to wear it before.
Didn't you do a good job just now?
I didn't go to the camera but went home.
Oh, you went home.
I went to get a bottle of tapioca.
That's all for "What's up, Oguri?"
After the commercial, we'll show you our glasses.
Oguri, representing Team A and Tokyo,
has appeared in "Country Mom" for its 35th anniversary.
She won the award with a big smile.
Congratulations on "Country Mom"'s 35th anniversary!
I'm here at the event for "Country Mom"'s 35th anniversary.
I'm really happy to be here for my favorite "Country Mom"'s birthday.
I'll do my best today!
I'll do my best!
Hello!
How are you?
Hello!
Here it is!
Yes!
A big bite of "Country Mom" first.
It's delicious!
It's very filling!
What kind of smile did you all make with this picture?
I'm so happy!
Ms. Moguri, do you like it now?
What? I like it more now.
Do you like it now?
Yes!
I'm sorry!
It's amazing!
I want to wear each and every one of them in detail.
The CM of "country mom" that I'm starring in is about to air, so please look forward to it!
I will continue to support "country mom"!
Actually, I love "country mom" too!
[Official Voice Actors Channel]
Batchikoooi! Here is the back of the 45th floor.
Hey, stop it!
Batchi Bachi Quiz! The correct answer is "nice tsukkomi"!
What is this?
Let me explain the rules!
I will now ask you all a quiz, and the correct answer will be the answer that draws out Taku- chan's "nice" tsukkomi!
Is Taku-chan's tsukkomi "nice" or "not so nice"?
Make it clear!
I will be in charge of making that decision!
We will give you a luxurious prize for the most correct answer!
So, everyone, please make your best tsukkomi!
Yes!
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
Well, I can't make a decision whether Yoshika's tsukkomi is "nice" or "not so nice", can I?
Yes, you can.
You're lying!
But I'm already dissatisfied with that!
Yoshika making me make a decision like that!
It's okay, it's okay, Taku-chan!
Well, but...
I think I'll be a little strict about it!
That's okay!
Then, let's get started!
The first question is this!
What are the three elements that idols need?
Smile, dance, and one more thing!
If you know what it is, please raise your hand!
This is not a quiz anymore!
Yes, idols...smile, dance...
Now!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Now, please!
Hey! If you're like this, raise your hand right now!
It's not "oh"!
It's not even a tsukkomi!
This is just a lecture for you!
Yes!
Yes, it's bedtime!
Oh, you can sleep well!
Yes!
It's really common, isn't it?
You can't do that!
It's not a personal matter!
James!
Yes!
What is it?
It's not "oh"!
I thought it was a correction, too.
Let's go!
Reaction!
It's not "reaction"! It's not "comedian"!
It's not "comedian"! What is "oh"?!
It's not "oh"!
It's not good!
Yes!
Yes! Then, the ones on the left!
Talk!
It's "talk"! It's all comedians!
We don't need comedians and dancers!
It's not!
It's not! It's not good!
I haven't said it yet!
Then, the ones on the back!
Yes!
Yes, the ones on the back!
"country mom"!
It's not!
Smile, dance, "country mom"!
It's weird, all of a sudden!
Why is there a product name?!
However, Fujiya-san is a very good product!
And I don't do shady business!
Then, let's go!
Fujiya-san is good, isn't she?!
Yes!
Then, Shimizu!
"Pocket wifi"!
You don't need "pocket wifi", do you?!
Why do you need it?!
Because I have to do a lot of broadcasts and such, "pocket wifi"...
You're just wasting your time watching something on YouTube, aren't you?!
Why do you stare at me?!
Say something!
Then, Atagashi!
"bread man"!
You're just like that! That's the correct answer!
Correct!
It's delicious!
Why?!
It's spicy!
It's really spicy, all the time!
Then, Okabe!
"tsukaji"!
"tsukaji" is good, isn't it?!
"tsukaji" is good!
"tsukaji" is the least needed!
It's not needed!
In this situation, "tsukaji" is only "momokuro"!
Then, Shimizu!
"king kong"!
It's the least needed!
That's the least needed!
Why?!
Don't even talk about "king kong"!
I hate it!
Then, let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
"Honki" means "serious", "unmei" means "destiny", "dewa" means "suzuki" and "taku" means "what"?!
Shin!
My partner in "tsukaji"!
Stop it!
I came into this industry by myself!
If you don't mind, I'd like you to listen to my anger afterwards!
Let's move on!
I was angry at you!
You don't have to evaluate me one by one!
You don't have to look like an idiot and stand like this!
Here is the next question!
What is his nickname?
You're making fun of me!
Yes!
You're making fun of me!
All right, all of you on the left!
"Megane yarou" (glass man)
Don't say "megane yarou"!
Don't say it like that!
All right, here's the question!
"E...alien" (alien)
Alien?! Do you look like that to you?!
Of course you don't!
"Nimaichi" (two in one)
It's not "nimaichi"!
You're making me sick!
All right, next!
"Shibonda nobita-kun" (dehydrated nobita-kun)
What?! "shibonda nobita-kun"?!
"nobita-kun" isn't that bad, but don't make me even more dehydrated!
What is it?!
"hitoi" (terrible)
"hitoi"?!
All right, go!
Takahashi!
"kareta kyurii" (dried cucumber)
That's correct!
What is it?!
I got it!
Yay!
This isn't my joke!
Oh, it's not my joke, but this is my joke!
Nice joke!
All right, here's the last question!
All right!
Ta-dah!
What's the reason why "kuzu korogashi" didn't sell well?
Um, wait a minute! Seriously, call this person who came up with this question!
Who is it?!
She keeps saying things I don't like!
Shimizu!
Because people think I'm writing a book even though I'm an entertainer.
There are quite a few people like that!
Everyone's been getting awards lately!
It's not bad!
It's not bad! Now, Hidaritomo!
Seriously, it's because it's "kuzu"!
Hm? You just broke my heart!
It's because you're the worst!
It's not "kuzu" at all! Now, Takahashi!
It's about the same time as King Kong's book!
You're stupid! It's more interesting than his book!
It's worse than King Kong's second book!
It's not bad!
There are many good books out there!
Things like this are getting popular on the internet!
Now, Shimizu!
I didn't really want to see it.
That's how you feel, isn't it?!
Isn't it?!
Now!
Even if you say something here and there,
I can't help but get angry!
I'll say it all the time!
Now, Shimizu!
Then, why do you think there are many good books out there?
I think it's because I'm a fool who doesn't care about what I'm writing!
It's not bad!
I've been waiting for you!
I wasn't waiting for you!
Ah, I'm in a bad mood!
Now!
It's over!
Let's see the results!
Um...
Okabe and Takahashi got 1 point!
Oguri and Oda got 0 points!
Hidari and Shimizu got 3 points!
And so...
Hidari and Shimizu are the winners!
Yay!
For the winners,
Taku-chan will give you a scroll of writing she wrote!
How nice!
Here you go!
You can't say "how nice" in this kind of situation!
Seriously, you should be interested!
Do you want it?
I don't want it!
Then, it's ok!
It's ok!
I'm lonely...
I couldn't sell it even here!
I'm going to publish it!
That's it!
Badge love, ending is here!
Taku-chan, please announce the member who worked the hardest today!
I will now announce!
The one who will be climbing the Otachi Tower today is...
Oguri!
What did you decide?
Well, Fujiya-san supported me as a sponsor.
I'm not Oguri.
Fujiya-san supported me because Oguri did something for me, right?
Yes, I did.
I don't know if I did it or not, but I heard that Oguri did something for me.
So I sold Komi to Fujiya-san.
How about you, Yui-chan?
I'm happy.
Yes, it's my second time to stand up.
Oh, you don't stand up that much?
No, I don't.
Oh, I didn't know.
Well, you don't stand up that much.
So, everyone, how was today's punishment speech?
Well, Eri-chan.
Yes.
Taku-chan's speech was wonderful, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
You're saying it with disdain, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're good at it.
It's not peace.
Well, Rin-chan.
Yes.
Everyone, let's do our best again.
Yes, let's do it.
Thank you.
Everyone was excited today.
Everyone was excited.
Maybe it's because it's Chiba TV.
Be careful, really.
Here's an announcement from Shimizu.
What?
Shimizu has an important announcement for you.
What? Graduation announcement?
What?
What is it?
I'm surprised.
Here?
Well...
"PLATINUM FLASH" and my solo...
Where's the camera?
Is it here?
No, it's in front of you!
"PLATINUM FLASH" and my solo "gravure" will be released on July 19th.
Please watch it!
It's on sale...
What?
It's on sale!
Wow!
It's here!
Wow!
You've become a woman!
You can do this kind of thing, can't you?
What? Not yet?
Who are you staring at?
Not yet?
You're lying on the floor.
You're lying on the carpet.
But I'm clean, so I'm lying on the carpet.
Stop it!
Let's say goodbye with "machikoi" call.
One, two... "machikoi"!
This is "48 seconds of hero interviews". How was it?
Well... hero interviews and all...
I'd like to talk about "country mom".
Wow!
I love "country mom" so much.
I have a lot of "country mom" at home, of course.
I always buy and eat "country mom" from all over Tokyo when I'm touring in Tokyo.
I think I've eaten almost all kinds of "country mom".
Are there any kinds of "country mom" you like?
What are you talking about?
But "country mom" is delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it's delicious.
I like it.
It's delicious when you eat it cold, and it's also delicious when you eat it hot.
Please try it.
"country mom" is the best!