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Tonight's "Batchi Koi" is...
"Batchi Bachi! Children's Day Project"!
I'm going to be a puppet by myself!
It's me, everyone!
Do you want to see me?
Yes!
And there's also a project where the members are super cool!
A boar can only walk straight because it's called "chototsu moushin".
A round of applause for our teammates!
"Batchi Koi"!
29th inning! Play ball!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
We'll send you "batchi bachi"!
"Batchi bachi"! May 5th is Children's Day!
Since May 5th is Children's Day, look over there!
We've prepared a special "batchi koi" May 5th doll!
Wow!
Everyone, look!
That's not a shrimp fried in oil!
It's an armored helmet!
This time, it's the opposite version of the Hinamatsuri project that took place on March 3rd!
The seven members will present something suitable for Children's Day,
The "May 5th doll (Yoshikawa)". No matter what happens, we want you to show no reaction!
Ms. Shigeru, could you tell us about this project?
Yes, in the Hinamatsuri project that took place on March 3rd,
the members here were made to laugh by Nanase and were beaten up a lot!
Yes!
So, in this "revenge project", we'd like to make Nanase laugh a lot!
Ms. Suzuki, don't hold back and beat him up!
Got it!
Let's go!
I'll beat you up, too!
Ms. Shigeru, I'll beat you up!
Please!
Yes!
Ms. Shigeru told me to do it, so I'll do it!
Yes!
OK, first of all, Takahashi and Oda, please stand by!
OK, I'll move over there.
But Ms. Shigeru told me to do it, so I'll do it!
Did it move?
No, it didn't.
It doesn't move like that, does it?
Did it move?
No, it didn't.
But while you're standing by, Yoshiko, is it OK for you to move?
No, it's OK. You just looked at it with your eyes.
You just looked at it with your eyes.
Can you stand it?
Yes, I'm good at being nothing.
Yes, you're always nothing, even when you're recording.
Oh, it started!
What is it?
The answer is...
The answer is "Magic Show".
"Magic Show".
It's a nice song.
What is it?
First of all, this bar with nothing in it...
How is it?
...became a flower!
It's not moving! It's not moving!
Next, this hat with nothing in it...
There's nothing in the hat!
Everyone, there's nothing in the hat!
There wasn't anything in it!
And that is...
I got it!
And that is...
This!
This is...
This is very close!
There's nothing in it!
When I was little...
What is it?
Takashi, what is it?
Um... Yoshikawa-san is about 5 years old...
That's right! She's not that cute!
Well, let's go!
Excuse me.
She doesn't move! Wonderful!
Wait! I could see normally from her hat!
There was nothing, right? That's magic!
No, it's not...
You didn't hate it? Was it okay?
It was wide, wasn't it?
That's right...
It was wide, wasn't it?
It's starting!
There's something...
I wonder what it is...
Oh! Impersonation of members!
Impersonation of members!
Huh?
From now on, I will impersonate the chin of various members!
The chin of various members!
First of all, I will impersonate the chin of representative of Yamanashi prefecture, Tomo Hidari.
Tomo Hidari's chin!
His mouth is sticking out!
Is it a chin?
It's a chin!
Okay...
She doesn't move.
And...
Next!
I will impersonate the chin of Yoshikawa-san, a famous MC of Chiba prefecture!
Yoshikawa-san's chin!
She's depressed...
Oh! She laughed!
Everyone, together...
Ago-fi-yu!
Everyone, together... Ago-fi-yu!
Oh! She laughed!
She laughed!
Okay, next...
Lastly, I will impersonate the chin of Odairina, a representative of Kanagawa prefecture!
Oh! She impersonated it herself!
Huh? Oh!
Let's have fun today, too! Chin, chin!
Chin, chin! Take it off! Take it off!
Oh, it's the same! One more time! Oh, it's the same! Right? It's the same! Right?
Try wearing it one more time! One more time! Oh, this one is cuter!
It's okay! Oh!
Chin, chin! Take it off! Take it off!
But... How... How was it just now?
Well...
I did it last time, too.
Right! What does "chin, chin" mean?
I don't know! But, um...
A lot of fans said that I had a good response the other day.
I think you're all enjoying it, too!
What are you talking about?!
It's about to start, so don't move!
Huh?
Oh!
- Why why brothers? - Why why brothers?
Why why brothers?
Hello, we are Why Why brothers!
Let's look for Yoshikawa's "why" with us!
- "Why"! - "Why"!
First, Yoshikawa Nanasu's catchphrase!
Do you have a "why" for self-introduction?
Everyone, it's me!
Milk tea? Yes!
Is there milk tea?
Not really but yes!
Is there?
Next, among team 8's 47 wonderful dwellings, is there any yes?
I wonder if there is…
With this, music, start!
Yes!
Is there such a thing?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
There is "y" in your teammate's song too!
Lastly, is there "y" in the studio?
It's Taku-chan!
Wait, but isn't "taku-chan" not "y" but "t"?
Yes, it's the original "t".
That's weird!
Taku-chan!
Yes, yes!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? What's this?
"y"!
1, 2! "y"! "t"! "y"! "t"! "y"! "t"! "y"!
Thank you very much!
If Shiori-sama says it, I'll do it!
You laughed! You can't laugh like that! You were laughing just now, weren't you?
No, I wasn't. Were you laughing?
You were laughing! If you screamed like that...
Don't laugh at someone's face like that!
It's fine now, but you can't laugh like that!
You can't move like that!
The horn came off.
The horn came off!
Amazing.
Huh? Shaved ice? What is it?
Blue Hawaii?
What do you do with shaved ice?
Let's eat!
What do you do with it?
You laughed!
Your head hurts, doesn't it?
You laughed!
What's wrong? Why did you laugh just now?
You can't move like that!
It's the first time I've seen someone eat a lot of shaved ice and look blank.
I see, you were completely blank.
I was completely blank.
That was a terrible face, wasn't it?
Was it okay for you to do it with your left eye now?
My head hurts, doesn't it?
If you eat in such a hurry...
Let's start over!
Huh? What is it?
What is it? "Why is it one person?"
It's Nanase-chan's "Why is it?"
Why is it?
I like your style
But your face
smells like potatoes
and you smell like grass
Why is it?
Pon!
What's with the bridge? It's not like that!
Why is it?
Good pace!
Why is it?
Why is it? Why is it? Why is it?
Pon!
What's with that 'pon'?
There wasn't such a 'pon'.
How was it?
Well, I was like, 'Do your best!' halfway through.
Of course you would. I didn't expect you, Tetsutomo- san, to play Tomo.
I've been waiting for you, Tetsutomo-san.
No one came, and you were alone in the end.
Yeah, that's right.
Here we go!
Music, start!
What?
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
No way!
Are you okay?
What?
What are you doing?
Wow, you're an idol!
Wow!
An idol would do that!
You have a position for it!
Look at her eyes!
Here I go!
Can you do it?
Can you do it yourself?
Yes!
Here I go!
How was it, Yoshikawa-san?
Well, you know, I always look like an entertainer, so it was cute and I didn't laugh much.
I see.
It's not that cute, is it?
How about wearing something?
Wearing something? Can I take it off now?
I'm sorry.
Now, it's over.
How was it, Yoshikawa-san?
Well, you all have your own personality and I think you all did your best.
Really? Is there anyone who has their own personality?
Hidaya.
What about Hidaya?
Her weird face.
How about now?
Well, you don't have to look at me anymore.
Why do you do it after I say it?
That's all for today's Bacchi Bacchi May 1st Children's Day.
After the commercial, Bacchi Bacchi will be interviewed.
"Bacchi Bacchi", "A Year's Worth of Miracles", "Sick Slap", "Self-interviewing on my own"!
"Writing Miracles of Teamwork Activities", "Drawing" by Director Takahashi Eiki...
Oh, you couldn't hear me?
No, what is it? Oh, I shouldn't have made fun of you!
Liar, you didn't say it!
"Drawing", "Documentary Video of Director Takahashi Eiki", "A Year's Worth of Miracles",
You all know it, of course!
Yes, we know it!
In previous videos, "Nemoth" TV show and "Bunbun-e" big broadcast were recorded,
but "Bacchi Bacchi" video is not included!
Really?!
Why?!
Why, Director Takahashi?!
Director Takahashi, show us!
Use this video!
I'll show it, too!
So, in order for you to use us in this moment of our sixth year,
we'd like to do a self-interview here!
For our viewers!
Yes! In the interview space over there,
you can answer questions you came up with yourself!
Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
I'd like you to answer questions you came up with yourself,
and I'd like you to pose appropriately for 5D with high-performance cameras!
Then, let's start with Rin-chan and shoot in order!
Everyone, stand by, please!
Yes!
Let's have Director Takahashi use us!
Then, let's start!
Self-interview, start!
Yes, yes...
What motivates you to work so hard?
I guess it's not limited to this.
The fans' smiles?
Thank you very much!
I see...
Thank you very much!
What kind of path do you want to take in the future?
Well... I haven't really thought about it.
Why?
Because where I walk will be my path.
Thank you very much!
My favorite color?
White.
Why?
Well, white can be dyed in any color,
but my white will never be dyed.
After that, no matter what color it is, my white will be dyed.
Thank you very much!
You're too good!
Can you attract anyone?
Of course!
You know, there's a boar, right?
A boar can only walk straight,
but if it were me, I'd make it walk sideways.
Why did you pick up a boar?
Are you close with me?
There's nothing between me and you.
Why do you chase your dream?
Is it because you're always...
Is it because you're always one-sided?
Huh?
She's not paying attention.
Huh?
What do idols need?
That's obvious.
Passion.
How can I become an a.k.a. "center" of AKB?
Well...
The support of my fans
led me to become a "center".
You're so young!
What are you talking about?
What is happiness?
Happiness...
Happiness is...
everyone around me
filled with love
and raised me up healthily.
You're like an old woman!
Raised you up healthily!
You're older than me!
That's it for today!
How was it, everyone?
How was it?
Who did you like best?
If you still don't know...
What's with this series?
I think I said something really good.
Why is everyone so happy?
It's been a while since we've had such a kind audience.
What does that mean?
It's like chasing a dream.
I'm just embarrassed right now!
So it doesn't work out in the end?
It doesn't work out...
That's enough. Thank you.
It's over.
Here is the ending.
I like that!
Today's member of Otachi-table,
Everyone, please announce the Member that worked the most at the Otachi-table today!
Yes!
I will announce it now!
The one who will climb Octachi-table today is...
The one who will climb Otachi-table today is...
Shimizu!
It's not because you worked hard.
First of all, I didn't understand the last one at all.
Also, I want to ask you about the one you had to succeed in the middle.
Yes.
And I'm a little angry about it.
What?!
And that's why you climbed Octachi-table. Is it okay?
Yes.
What's with that "yes"?
"Yes" is too short! It's "yes"!
Yes.
That's what I'm saying!
What's up with you?
Well, everyone, how was today's batch call?
Well, Ayane-chan!
Yes!
Well...
Well, me too...
If you don't have one, say you don't have one!
You don't have one, do you?!
Well...
You only put effort in your live performances!
Of course you should put effort in it, too!
It's not like that! I'm motivated!
So if you want to do it, say it! The last comment!
It was fun!
Don't say it randomly!
That's a good way of putting it.
That's a good way of putting it!
I'm sorry!
It's not "yes"!
It's hard!
"Yes" is the hardest!
What's with putting it in?
Putting it in...
What's with putting it in?
Signing.
How do you say it?
I'm looking forward to it.
What?
What is it?
Is that so?
Well...
Putting it in is...
After all...
Making people stand up.
Isn't it like that?
It became weird, didn't it?!
Of course!
That's how it is! You don't have to be so obvious!
You don't have to say things like that!
It's your fault!
It's the director's fault, director!
That's how it is, really!
Right?
Then... what should we do?
Finally, with the audience, let's say goodbye with "Bachikoi Call"!
Here we go!
One, two...
Bachikoi!
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station!
This is the 48-second "Hero" interview!
How was it?
I'm really glad I wore my underwear!
No, no, you're really angry!
- Why? - Because you didn't make it happen in the actual show!
But in the middle of it, you wanted to show it to the audience!
- You wanted it to be a success, right? - Yes!
So we wanted you to watch it anyway!
Again?!
- No, no, you wanted it to be a success! - Again?!
Not "again"!
- Look! - Here?
Yes, yes, yes!
For those of you who watch TV, you haven't seen it yet!
Let's watch it! Here you go!
You really made it!
- With practice! - Then show it to the audience!
Being weak in the actual show is really a talent for a talent!
Music, start!
Wow, amazing!
First of all, you're really bad at covering!
- Can you do it? - Where? Where?
- You're making a more interesting face than before! - You're making a more interesting face than before!
More interesting than before!
- That's it! Now, make sure you're in position! - Yes!
Good, good!
Get your balance! Get your balance here! Get your balance! Here we go!
One, two...
Wonderful!
It's the first time I've received such a warm applause like this!
That's great! You always wear it, don't you?
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, it is!
Amazing!
That's why I wanted you to show it to us in action!
Why couldn't you do it?
But what we did was amazing, wasn't it?
That's why we're taking a break!
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