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Tonight's "Batchi Koi" is...
"Batchi Batchi's Kinamatsuri Project"!
The members will become "kina-dolls"!
And we'll also do a "customer participation project" related to "ear fire"!
A round of applause for our teammates!
"Batchi Koi"!
35th inning, play ball!
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"Bacchi Koi" on the 35th floor is here.
"Bacchi Bacchi" March 3rd is Hina Festival!
Today is Hina Festival, so look over there!
We have prepared special Hina dolls for "Bacchi Koi"!
Wonderful!
"Ura-san"!
"Ochiura-san"!
What? Say it again!
"Onan"... "Onan"...
What?
"Onan"... "Onan"...
"Onan-ura-san"!
Say it again!
"Onan-ura-san" and...
Say it again!
"Ohina-sama" is...
What?
"Odairi" "Odairi" "Odairi"
"Odairi-sama" and...
That's "Hiragana"!
Are you okay?
"Odairi-sama" and "Ofuri-sama"
And "Utsukushii San'nin Kanjo" (beautiful "san'nin kanjo")
We have also prepared "bombori" (bombshell)
Now, I will explain the rules of Hina Festival.
Now, I will show you what is suitable for Hina Festival.
If you become a Hina doll, please don't react no matter what happens.
Because you are a Hina doll!
So, what is the point of this project?
So that you don't react to what Yoshikawa-san does,
please become a doll and make up your mind.
Thank you!
Oh, that's good!
I'm going to stand by.
Yes, please!
Now, is it OK?
When Yoshikawa comes back, everyone, it's OK.
Is it OK?
What couldn't you say?
"Odairisama"?
Yes, "odairisama" and "ouchi"...
"onairisama"?
I could only hear "shimonetani" in the middle of it.
Yes!
Be careful when you come back, everyone!
Yes!
Oh, hello!
Don't do it. Don't move.
But please look at it carefully.
Yes, then...
Why did you stop for a moment?
Ta-da!
Oh!
I'm going to do a "table cross draw" now!
Like a champagne tower!
Yes!
Concentrate!
Oh!
Please concentrate!
Please look at it carefully,
dolls.
Oh, is it "goromaru"?
Is it "ninja" or "goromaru"?
It's "goromaru"!
"goromaru" is "ninja" in Japanese.
Oh!
Ha!
Oh!
Wonderful, everyone!
Terrible!
What is it?
Terrible!
This is terrible!
Terrible!
I've never seen a tablecloth like this!
What was it doing?
Is there anyone who raises it up?
Raising it up...
This is the first time I've seen it.
Wow!
Physically impossible.
I was surprised.
It was raised up quite a bit before that.
Oh! It's here.
It's stupid, isn't it, its smile?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Hm? What did you say?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Ta-dah!
Osu-ramen!
Oh!
It looks delicious!
I'm hungry, so it's already dinner time, you know?
Yeah.
Then...
My favorite...
I love osu!
I love it! I love it!
Oh!
Can you say it a little more?
Hm...
Oh!
Are you okay?
Please don't laugh.
Hm!
You just took the bag, didn't you?
Thank you for the meal!
It stinks...
Thank you for the meal!
It's fast, isn't it?
Take a deep breath.
Are you okay?
Are you hiding something?
Hey!
Here you are!
Shimizu-san!
Takahashi-san! Shimizu-san!
You can't laugh like that!
Shimizu-san, are you okay?
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
You can't laugh like that!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
You can't laugh like that!
I can't laugh like that.
Even my mouth...
It stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks a lot!
Ta-dah!
It doesn't come easily, does it?
Oh, here it is.
What's next?
Ta-dah!
Imitating members!
Imitating members...
Well,
I'm going to imitate
various members' chin!
First of all,
Hey, Taku-chan's...
Oda Erina-chan, who is a representative of Kanagawa Prefecture.
Eri-eri-o-re-ga-ra-ra-ran!
[Laughter]
Next is Okabe Rin-chan, representative of Ibaraki Prefecture.
[Bell rings]
Tako-chan, Tako-chan, Tako-chan.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not.
Are you staying at home?
Yes, I'm a father.
Next is Maria Shimizu, representative of Gunma Prefecture.
[Bell rings]
Shiori-sama!
You can't do that!
Is she going to say something?
Maria, don't fall!
You can't laugh like that!
[Bell rings]
Shiori-san, you can do it!
What happened?
She used Yanni.
No, not Yanni.
They all have the same chin.
It's not me.
No, it's Maria.
No, it's not me.
That's an official profile, isn't it?
I was the only one who got it wrong.
I always look at it.
Let's light up the bonfire.
Let's...
[Singing]
Is it the end?
[Singing]
There's someone who says you're cute.
I often hear that he's seven years old in the west.
Damn it!
She's still doing it!
She's not running.
What's this?
Do I turn my hand?
It's the opposite!
It's the opposite! You should turn your hands!
Not your hands!
It's this one!
And when I put it in my mouth, it smelled like push!
It smelled like push!
It smelled like that, too!
That's all for today!
How was it, everyone?
Go ahead!
War!
March 3rd, Hinomatsuri!
After the commercial, we'll have a match with our guests!
Bacchi Bacchi, March 3rd is Ears Day!
Let me explain the rules.
Today is not only Ears Day but also Ears Day,
so from now on, customers will shout compliments to members.
However, there is one customer who says bad words,
so please listen carefully and find out who it is.
Oh!
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
Yes, this project is up to customers.
Customers who say bad words should be prepared to be hated by members.
If you are hated, I know how you are hated,
so I would like to tell you.
Yes, then let's decide who to challenge right away.
Oh!
Then, Taku-chan, please.
Yes, then a little to the right.
I don't want you to say it.
I'll do it.
I don't want you to say it.
I will challenge…
Kou-chan!
Oh!
Ayane-chan!
Then, please stand by.
Don't cry.
Ayane-chan, I understand.
Let's see how good your ears are.
First of all…
Yes.
Ayane-chan.
Your nose is uncomfortable.
Yes.
Cute.
Yes.
Cute.
Are you eating?
Ayane-chan!
Ayane-chan, you idiot!
Yes.
Eyes are apart.
Yes.
Eyebrows are apart.
These are not real eyes.
Then, first of all, let's decide on a compliment for Ayane-chan that everyone will shout out.
Oh!
What will you do? What will you do?
Hmm, what do you want?
A compliment…
A compliment is…
Hmm, what is it?
There are a lot of them.
Surprisingly, you don't get any, do you?
There are a lot of them.
Cute.
It's abstract, all of a sudden.
A place where you can play the piano.
Smart.
A place where you can play the piano. Smart.
Smart.
Bad words.
How about bad words?
Small.
Eyes apart.
You shouldn't talk about physical features.
Eyes apart.
I'm going to decide who is going to shout these bad words.
What should I do?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to wear glasses.
To him.
Wow.
Yes, please.
OK, let's do it.
Wow.
It's loud.
My ears are going to break.
Aine, are you confident?
Yes.
Why are you turning around?
Because you haven't done it yet.
I don't think you know.
OK, let's do it.
Aine's challenge.
One, two...
Good morning.
He doesn't react like this.
But Mako...
Shall we say it one more time?
One, two...
You are smart.
We know it, so we can hear it.
How about you, Ayane?
You are smart, aren't you?
Mako is...
How about you?
Are you short?
You are close!
What a shame!
But you said it in a good way.
The answer is...
You are smart and your eyes are apart.
Which one is it?
You knew it, didn't you?
Which one is it?
You knew it, didn't you?
Your eyes are apart.
But I think it's an advantage.
I see.
Are you apart?
Because she started to say it voluntarily.
Let's decide the next challenger.
Let's do it!
The next challenger is...
Here she is!
I'm happy!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Everyone, say as much as you like!
Please say as much as you like!
I think it's easy for me to say.
Hurry up!
Compliment!
What should I say?
Don't choose a song!
So, what will you say as a compliment?
Have you decided yet?
I feel like I'm going to join in too!
We don't have much time!
I see!
Bad words!
Should I say a lot?
You can say a lot!
You have beautiful skin!
You have gorilla skin?
It's incorrect!
You think it's weird?
She's like a gorilla!
Look over here!
Don't look!
Gorilla!
Don't look!
Looks like she's not weird!
What should you say?
Your face is round!
It suited her very well!
Your face is round!
Everyone's face is round!
Your face is round!
Gorilla is a must.
Praise words are "beautiful skin",
bad words are "round face gorilla".
Praise words?
What should we do?
Mask.
I see.
What should we do with this?
Well...
Maria, are you confident?
Are you confident?
Well, when you are an idol, you get used to different calls and where they come from, right?
So you might be able to distinguish well.
As expected!
That might be the case, too.
Well then, let's do it.
Maria's challenge.
One, two...
Go!
Well...
What? What? What?
Well...
Eh?
Eh? Did you hear anything for now?
I didn't hear anything.
Eh?
No way.
I heard it clearly.
Eh?
Yes.
Eh? Wait.
One more time? One more time?
One more time? One more time? Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
One, two...
Ah!
Wait!
Eh?
There's only one bad word for each of you.
Really?
Yes.
Isn't everyone saying different things?
No, no, no.
The compliment is...
I know the compliment.
You know it, you know it.
I see.
The compliment is...
Your skin is beautiful.
Oh!
Eh? But who...
Who's saying the bad words?
Well, it's that kind of game.
Well, shall we do it one more time?
Yes.
Well, shall we do it one more time?
Who is it?
One, two...
Eh?
Wait! Wait!
I don't know!
Eh? Really?
I don't know.
From my point of view, only that person is eye- catching.
I don't know! Wait!
Yes, yes, yes.
There's someone who's eye-catching today.
By the way, who's eye-catching?
That person?
Isn't it?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
He's saying it with all his might.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Please answer.
Is his shoulder wide?
Is it wrong?
The correct answer is "a gorilla with a round face".
It was a gorilla.
You said it before, didn't you?
Can you say it again with a pin?
A gorilla with a round face!
You said it all the time.
Shut up!
Please don't say "shut up" to the audience.
Kaku-chan, what did you think of it?
Yes!
Well...
His bad words are very good.
I'd like to do it more regularly.
That's all for March 3rd.
After the commercial, we'll announce today's "otachi member".
A gorilla with a round face!
"Bachikoi".
Here is the ending.
Today's "otachi member" is...
Please announce the member who worked the hardest today.
Yes! Then I will announce it!
Today's "otachi member" is...
Yoshikawa Dayu!
So, how was it?
Well, I thought it was really good and I want to see it again!
You want to see it again, right?
You want to see it, right?
By chance, I have something for you!
What is it?
Well, you can say what you think of it.
No, it's not!
It's a sense! What is it for?
I thought you would all laugh at me, but you didn't laugh and my heart ached!
Damn you!
You're too much!
Too much!
You're too much!
So, everyone, how was today's "Bachi Koi"?
The tension is dropping, isn't it?
How was it, Shiori?
Well, it was really fun to do it alone, so I'd like to see it with other members, too!
Oh, that's good!
Do you want to do it, Shiori?
I'd like to do it with Maria!
Why me?!
You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
Yes!
Okay, Yui Yui!
Yes!
Yui Yui Dayu!
That's right!
Um, Oda Eri-sama...
Huh?
Yui Yui Dayu?
Huh?!
How did you know?!
It's not like that! It's not like that! Think of what it means! Think of what it means!
It's not like that!
I love cookies, but I can't eat them every day, and it's frustrating.
It's not like that!
Damn it!
You're terrible!
You're too much!
Let's say goodbye with "bachikoi" call!
One, two...
Bachikoi!
You're too much!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station!
This is "48 Seconds of Heroes" interview!
I'm an actor, so I'd like you to show me some examples.
Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha- chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan!
You said, "Which one are you thinking of?"
You lied to me!
Damn it!
I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
This is the real deal.
I'll kill you!
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