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Tonight's "Batch Koi" is...
Right before Christmas, we'll be holding a present show for Santa Claus!
Not "three", but "one"!
Team A's applause!
"Batch Koi"!
30 winnings! Play ball!
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"Batch Koi", here is the 30th issue of "Batch Koi"
I can't do it by myself
Batch Batch! Suzuki Santa Claus's Present Show
From now on, I would like you to choose one episode from these eight themes and talk about it
If your talk is great,
Suzuki Santa Claus will ring the bell and give you a Christmas present written on the back of the chosen talk theme
Santa Claus, what is the point of this project?
I asked you what you wanted in advance in the questionnaire, didn't I?
I don't know what you want and what you will get, but I hope you will do your best
And I don't want you to spread this out
I don't want you to get caught by Mr. Sanma
OK, let's get started!
Suzuki Santa Claus's Present Show, start!
OK, if you are confident, please...
Oh, you are fast!
Rin-chan
OK, please ring the bell
OK
This is another space
Oh!
Oh! It's ringing!
Yes, hello!
Hello!
Oh, what's up?
I'm from Ibaraki's Taishi
Ibaraki? Ibaraki's Taishi?
Yes, understood!
Yes, yes!
What's up?
This year again, there is a ranking of attractions in the prefecture
Oh, oh!
And then, it happened again at the reunion
Oh, oh! First of all, I'd like to hear the topic of discussion!
I don't know!
Suddenly, I started to talk about myself!
What's up?
I'd like to talk about something I was happy about
Oh! Something you were happy about!
Yes, yes!
Well, of course, I thought that Ibaraki wouldn't notice my charm
and I felt frustrated
But...
Because you are a Taishi, right?
Yes, I am a Taishi
But, after all, I was happy that Ibaraki would be played in programs and various places
and that Ibaraki would be featured in programs and various places
Oh! Oh!
Yes!
Oh! This is...
Then, tell me about your good points of being a Taishi
Good points of being a Taishi
Good points of being a Taishi?
Yes!
First of all...
Well...
No matter where you go, like the sea or mountains,
if you go to a famous sea, for example, there is a aquarium nearby
or if you go to a mountain, there is a waterfall
or suddenly a big monster appears in the city
Oh!
They are all old-fashioned!
Congratulations!
Taku-chan, did you like it?
Well, everyone is making fun of me from the bottom of their hearts.
But I think it's good because you're taking it so positively.
Well, let's announce the top-theme present that Rin-chan chose.
The second one is...
Yes, this is what made me happy.
Kuzu korogashi!
What is kuzu korogashi?
Well, I don't know either.
Can I open it?
What? Kuzu korogashi?
Yes, kuzu korogashi is the least sold book in Japan.
This is a problem!
What are you giving me as a present?
I'm so happy!
Be happier!
Well, if you're confident, please make a phone call.
Well, Eiri-chan, go ahead.
No, that's not how you talk on the phone!
Why did you take out your phone?
Yes, hello?
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm an idol named Erina Oda.
Oh, Erina Oda, an idol.
Yes, I'm an idol, but I'm going to talk about something I was frustrated about.
Something you were frustrated about, a talk theme, right?
Yes.
Okay, I'm looking forward to it.
Yes, recently, among young people,
"tapioca" is popular in Ayuda.
Oh, tapioca, it was popular in the past, wasn't it?
So, not only young people, but also salarymen and housewives came to buy "tapioca" at a "tapioca" shop.
And there were a lot of people of different generations in a line.
In a very long line.
There were a lot of people in a line.
There were more people in a line than my handshake party.
Wonderful!
Wonderful, wonderful!
You lost to "tapioca", didn't you?
I lost to "tapioca".
Then you should have changed your name!
Oda "tapioca"!
I'll consider it.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Yes!
So, it's something you were frustrated about, right?
Yes.
Something you were frustrated about...
Here's the present!
Ta-dah!
Congratulations!
Ta-dah!
By the way, I also had a "sign and applause" party.
Yes.
There were a limited number of 100 people, and 15 people came.
Eight of us were related staff.
I don't like it!
I don't want to say something like this!
Now, if you're confident, please make a phone call!
Yes!
Then, Aine-chan!
Yes!
Oh, it's already ringing.
Yes, hello! What's your name?
I'm a girl from Saitama Prefecture.
Oh, a girl from Saitama Prefecture!
What would you like to talk about?
Well, I'd like to talk about Friede.
Friede! Oh, wow!
This is a picture with bad intentions, isn't it?
Okay, Friede, please go ahead!
Yes, well, I have a teammate named Youten Yurina- chan.
She said to the staff, "I'm Showa-looking!"
Really, I'm Showa-looking!
Then, the staff who was listening to her said to me,
There's someone older than you, so it's okay!
Wonderful!
Yes, you're Showa-looking!
I think you've got the wrong era, haven't you?
Yes, I'm sorry about that!
Anyway, Aine-chan, you chose Friede,
so let's take a look at the picture!
One, two...
Ta-da!
What's this?
Be happy about it!
There's a lot of this in the agency!
Thank you!
It's a perfect picture, really!
Thank you!
Next!
I'm excited, too!
Next up is Maria!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hello!
Who are you?
I'm a face-washing haba (sengan baba)
Face-washing haba (sengan baba)
Yes
That's good! At this point you're already doing this
I'll ask you what it is
Yes
It's a scary story
A scary story
Yes
Oh, that's good, a scary story
The other day, I went to a butcher shop for a certain program
And that butcher shop is a pretty famous place
And it was covered in various programs
And there were various celebrities' autographs
And the photos I took with the butcher shop owner were displayed on the wall and I thought it was amazing and I was looking at them
And there was also a photo of Drunk Dragon
And I thought "Oh, that's amazing!"
And only that photo was strange and I thought "Eh, something is strange"
And only that photo of Drunk Dragon was a hidden camera
That's good, isn't it?
Yes
What is it? Can you tell me the name of the person who saw it?
The person who saw it? Oh, it's face washing baba (sengan baba)
Oh, it's face washing baba (sengan baba)
Yes
Thank you very much
Thank you
Yes
It's a present
Yes
It's a scary story, isn't it?
Yes
One, two…
It's scary, isn't it?
It's a waste, isn't it?
That's enough!
We don't need this theme anymore!
Right?
It's sold out already!
Sold out?
It's sold out already!
Eh?
It's sold out by the next day it was invented!
It's not sold at all! It's not "oh"! It's not sold at all!
Well, next is…
Ah, I don't want to say it
What should we do?
Yui-chan!
Oh
Well, I'll go
Yes
Yes, hello
What is your name?
Ah, it's Maron!
Oh, Maron-chan!
Yes
Well, what will you do, Maron-chan?
It's a story that pissed me off!
Oh, a story that pissed you off!
Yes
Oh, number six!
That's right
Well, please!
Yes!
Well, I'm a member of AKB48
Oh
AKB48 has something called National Science Council
Oh
It was Osaka's National Science Council
Yes
And I went to Osaka
Yes
And Osaka is famous for Gogoichi
Yes
And I wanted to buy Gogoichi for my relatives
So I bought about 200 Gogoichis
200 Gogoichis! That's amazing!
No, no, no!
200 Gogoichis!
Are you a foreigner?
200 Gogoichis! 200 Gogoichis!
Ah, 200 Gogoichis!
Yes, 200 Gogoichis!
And there were a few people, so I took them home
I wanted to buy them
And I went back home by train
And I got on the train, and I was tired, and I fell asleep
And I got off at the next station
And I was like "ahhh" and it was really late
And I went back again
And before that, I was sitting on a chair and waiting for the next train
And I went back again
And I realized I forgot my meat
Wow!
Gogoichi! And I was like "ahhh" and I went back again
And there were more people than before
And then, there was a gap between my Gogoichis
And when you went back, your meat was still there
And there was a gap between my Gogoichis
And I was like "what's going on?"
And there were more people than before
And I was like "no way" and I looked back
And I was bitten by Gogoichis!
Wow!
You were bitten by Gogoichis!
And in the middle of it, I did something weird
And my house became weak
Thank you for waiting!
You said your Gogoichis were still there, didn't you?
Yes, I did
You said your Gogoichis were still there, didn't you?
Well, I'll open it
One, two!
Thank you for waiting!
That's mean! Bye-bye!
Hey, Yoshikawa-san! Let's go!
What should we do?
Don't say "what should we do?"
Let's go over there.
What should we do? What should we do?
There's nothing left!
Yes, hello.
Hello.
Yes, who is this?
I'm an employee of Chiba TV.
You became an employee?
Yes.
You're an employee, right? Yes, yes. What's up?
Well, first of all...
Theme talk!
The story that surprised me and...
The story that surprised you!
...the story of Yoshikawa Nanase are both...
Oh, there are two!
Yes.
Well, when I was in middle school,
for a national language test,
the teacher told me that I would definitely answer "seisho-na-gon" so I should memorize it.
So, I studied hard and memorized "seisho-na-gon"
and I thought I would definitely answer it with confidence.
And in the test, "seisho-na-gon" came up.
So, I wrote it.
And then...
I wrote "seisho-natto" instead of "seisho-na-gon"!
That's good!
With "seisho-natto"!
Yes.
Don't make that mistake again from now on!
This show is a treasure trove!
Yes.
Then...
Well...
Let's do it!
Yes!
Ready...
You got it wrong!
You get it wrong a lot!
Hey, give me that!
You got it wrong a lot!
I'll give you that!
Wow, I was surprised you got it wrong!
She said, "She got it wrong from this point!"
Now, we're done!
Santoku-chan, how was it?
Well, everyone!
It's wonderful!
You can laugh properly now!
But there's one thing I'd like to say...
I'm sorry for giving you such a big present!
Because you got it wrong a lot!
That's all for today!
This has been Santa Claus' present show!
See you next month!
"Bachikoi" on the 30th floor, here it is!
"Bachibachi" Santa Cruz Roast Beef!
Santa Cruz Roast Beef!
We will now ask you questions about "Bachikoi" in 2018.
I think you are all correct. Please move to the front of the board.
The member with the highest number of correct answers is this one!
Wow!
30 seconds away from Chiba Station West Exit, we present you "Garnet and French Toast" Chichi's Roast Beef!
Santa Cruz, what is the point of this project?
Well, it is a project for title selection, so I don't care much about it.
It is just a comparison. Let's move on!
Let's move on!
"Santa Cruz Roast Beef" first question!
In "Bachikoi" in 2018, who had the highest number of correct answers?
Everyone, please line up in a row.
It is quite difficult from the first question.
Right?
Well, if we have a program meeting, we will know.
That's right.
Now, please move to the front of the board in the direction you think is correct.
Here we go!
One, two...
Yes!
I see.
It was clearly separated.
That's right.
Why do you think so, Siorin of Team A?
Well, many people say "Siori-sama" or something like that.
That's right.
When I am lost, I say "Siori-sama" for sure.
It is not when you are in trouble.
"Siori-sama" is the most obvious.
Is it okay?
I also have a strong image of "Siori-sama".
I see. That is Team A.
Yes.
And Maria of Team B...
I...
I also think "Yes, it is".
I see. It is clear.
"C" is Hii-chan.
Yes, when Hii-chan gets up on the stand and speaks alone and disses someone,
the image is very strong on the stand.
I see.
But in reality, she always disses someone.
I see.
Yes, then let me announce the answer.
The correct answer is...
"C" is Hii-chan.
Let's move on.
The second question of "Santa Claus Roast Beef" is...
Which one is Suzuki-take in 2018?
What is it?
Yes, then I will say it together.
You said it alone. What is it?
I have a bad feeling about this staff.
Yes, then I will say it.
One, two...
Why "C"!?
Shibuya! Are you out of your mind!?
Let's just listen to "B" for now.
"B" is...
"B" is... I wasn't sure about "A", but I thought "C" might be the same.
"C" can't be like that! "C" can't be like that!
And "C"...
Just listen to it!
Let's listen.
What is it?
"The Most Interesting".
That's funny!
You guys were alive back then!
You were making bombs at home back then!
That can't be it!
Let me announce the answer!
The answer is...
"B"!
Shimizu, you really...
If you hadn't said it, we wouldn't have messed up over there!
Let's move on!
"Santa Cruz Roast Beef" Question 3!
Which is 2018's "Simmons and Maria"?
I don't know at all!
This is difficult!
This is too difficult!
To be honest, this is almost a double-edged sword!
Everyone, please line up!
I don't know! I don't know!
1, 2, 3!
Wait a minute! An accident happened!
1, 2, 3!
Out of these, this is the cutest!
This is the cutest!
Her eyes are the most curled up!
That's true!
I don't know!
I see!
That might be it!
Next!
B is Ayane and Eri!
Yes!
I was confused! B and C are similar!
B and C have a miraculous resemblance!
Someone is glaring at me!
What's wrong?
Next, let's go with C!
C! How is it?
Yui-chan!
Question 3!
I was confused!
Can I go this way?
It's fine!
You have to tell me the reason properly!
I was really confused!
Were you really confused?
But...
I made a mistake!
I see!
If you make a mistake, it can't be helped!
There's only one person left!
What's wrong?
C! Shimizu!
Yes!
There's only me left, right?
I don't know!
Isn't it one third of humans?
What? There are humans?
There are humans?
There are three of them!
Three of them?
There are three of them?
It's not "three of them"?
What?
Yes!
This is difficult!
Let's announce the answer!
The correct answer is...
What is this?
You got it wrong!
I didn't get it wrong!
You got it wrong!
The correct answer is different!
It's definitely "B"!
I also said "B"!
But "A" is the cutest, right?
Why?
No way!
Hmm...
There's no one like this as a teammate!
Right?
Right, Team Gorilla?
Team Gorilla!
That's it for now!
Let's look at the results!
So...
Eri-chan got 2 points!
The others got 1 point!
And so...
Oda Eri has won!
And...
Since you got this roast beef...
How do you feel right now?
I'm Team Gorilla!
This has been a beautiful roast beef battle!
After the commercial, we'll announce today's winning members!
Here is the ending of "Bad Boy"!
Today's winning members!
First of all, Taki-chan, please announce the members who worked the hardest today!
Yes! Then I will announce it!
The one who can climb Otachi Tower today is...
Gorilla Eight!
Congratulations!
Gorilla... How about Gorilla?
It's not Gorilla!
You are already laughing!
I know, right?
Ah, it's me, Gorilla.
What's up with you, Gorilla?
So, everyone, how was your hard work today?
Then, Rin-chan!
Hmm... I haven't been on Otachi Tower for a while...
Ah, that's right!
That's great!
No, it was the best! It was the best, but there was Gorilla after all!
Perfect!
Then, lastly, with the audience, we will say goodbye with "Bachikoi" chant!
One, two...
Bachikoi!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station!
Then, we will have a 48-second hero interview!
Ah, Gorilla, this...
What?
It's a lie, right?
It's the picture from just now!
Whoa!
Such a warm applause!
That just now, it really resonated with me.
It resonated with you?
Yes, it did resonate with me.
How was it?
Well, I have something I want to apologize for to everyone.
I think I said a lot of things I want for Christmas presents.
You said it, didn't you?!
No, I didn't say anything, but I think I said it.
Why?!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
No, you're not really sorry!
Then, apologize for that for me, too!
You're the one who's hurt the most!
You're really acting like you want to say it, but you're only acting like you want to say it!
I'm sorry.
You're saying you're sorry, aren't you?!
What's with you...
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