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Tonight's punishment is...
Double-dealing festival!
I'll give you the answer, Taku-chan!
If you get too many people, you'll get a penalty game!
Team A's applause!
Punishment!
27th place! Play ball!
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Bacchi Koi
The 27th floor is over there.
Bacchi Bacchi Miitaku Matsuri
Today we are going to do "Bacchi Bacchi Miitaku Matsuri" in 30 minutes!
The first "Miitaku Matsuri" is this!
Bacchi Bacchi, which one is Taku-chan?
Is there anyone who can answer me this?
In this?
I will explain the rules.
I will show you two answers.
One is Taku-chan's answer.
The other one is the answer from the audience.
Please guess which one is Taku-chan's answer.
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
It has been a year since "Bacchi Bacchi Miitaku Matsuri" started.
I think you know my answer.
So, if you get it wrong or something like that, you will have to pay me a lot of money.
Is it okay?
Please.
And for the members who got it right,
Chiba Prefecture will give you an exquisite "rakkasei" as a present!
Thank you!
Everyone, please do your best not to let Taku-chan down!
Please!
Let's get started!
Here is the first question!
Which handsome phrase will you never say to the members?
A. "I will only ask you how many problems you have in Todohu Prefecture."
B. "Peanuts do exist, don't they?"
A. "Peanuts do exist, don't they?"
And with that, this is it.
Which one is it?
What is it? What is everyone's feeling?
What is it?
Well...
It's like...
When Taku-chan says "me", I feel a little weird.
Well, I don't know which one it is, but I'm married.
Right?
And I'm proposing, too.
Right, Okabe-san? Don't laugh too much.
Right? I have a bad feeling about it.
Well, everyone, please line up in a row.
Which one is it?
I don't know this one.
Well, are you ready?
Yes, which one is it?
Well then, please jump in the direction you think A or B is Taku-chan's answer.
One, two...
Right, right, right.
You clearly understood it, didn't you?
Yes.
Well, it's like this.
But first of all, A will ask you how many you're worried about.
A's answer is three people.
Right?
Well, then...
Honda, what did you think?
Well, simply speaking, if it's B, it's a little impossible for me.
Me, too.
When Taku-chan says "me", I feel a little weird.
I see.
I see, right?
That's why...
You felt weird, didn't you?
Yes.
You, too, right?
Me, too...
But you don't like B, right?
How about you, Takashi?
Well...
A is...
very...
thoughtful?
B is thoughtful.
I see.
Well, B is...
B is a little old-fashioned, isn't it?
Right.
I see.
If I were a fan, I'd use angels or goddesses.
I see.
Now Venus is a little old, so she thinks it's me.
Okabe, how about you?
When I was B, I was more excited.
When you were B, you were more excited.
Like me, right?
I like you because you were so cool.
Isn't it the same for you?
I was about to bite you.
I'm sorry, but I always bite you.
She's here now, so she doesn't know.
What?
What did you feel?
When you said "A", you said it in an awkward way.
When you say "A", it seems like a fan said it.
It seems like a fan said it.
I see.
By the way, I always read long sentences.
In that case, I'll bite you for sure.
That's all I want you to do.
It's true that some people say "angel" or "angel".
They don't say "Venus", do they?
I see.
It suddenly changed.
So, everyone is B.
Is it okay for you?
Then, I'll announce Taku's answer.
The answer is...
Venus!
This is so frustrating!
Take it!
Everyone got it right!
No! You said "angel, angel", didn't you?
It was actually "angel", wasn't it?
The truth is...
I was going to say "angels don't have wings",
but that's just your partner's lonely complaint.
By the way, the other answer is...
from Kumati-san at the venue.
Oh, Kumati-san!
Is Kumati-san there?
Oh!
Amazing!
But...
Kumati-san doesn't look like she would say something like that!
She's so cool!
Cool...
Okay, moving on...
Let's move on to the next question!
Okay!
The next question is...
This one!
Why did Nanase Yoshikawa fire his teammates?
A. He moved his residence permit to Tokyo.
B. He called himself "Kikkawa".
Huh?
Well...
It's hard...
How is it?
I've been looking down so you can't see my expression.
Okay, everyone, please line up in a row!
I'm the one who looks like I can say it!
Okay, then!
A. or B. or Taku-chan, please fly to the one you think is the answer!
One, two...
Oh!
They're separated!
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay!
They're separated!
Okay, then...
A. He moved his residence permit to Tokyo.
These four people!
And...
A. He called himself "Kikkawa".
These three people!
Yes!
Right?
Okay, then...
Let's hear it!
First, A's...
Then...
The ones on the left!
Why did you think it was A?
I feel like I can say something!
You feel like you can say something!
Um...
Is it okay?
I think we'll be on a lottery show from now on!
If you say you thought it would be this way, you can't leave! Be careful!
You'll be in trouble if you say something like that!
Okay, let's go with Oda! I thought it would be this way.
But if you move the resident's list, it's not Shimete anymore!
Did you think it would be this way?
Yes, yes, yes!
What do you mean by "taken"?!
Huh?
Because you said "taken"?!
Huh?
Um... Nice to meet you!
You can't say that!
Right?!
That's right!
Then why?!
Oda, answer her!
I don't know what "be" simply means!
I don't know what it means to be fired just like that!
Wait, not "taken" but "taken"!
It's "taken", right?!
Yes!
Okay, let's hear it!
How about you, Shiori-sama?
How about you, Taku-chan?
Well...
Taku-chan and I are MCs together, so...
I thought "taken" would be a strong impression.
If it were a normal fan, they'd think "she's a representative of Chiba Prefecture, so she'd go to another prefecture."
But if it were you, Taku-chan, I'd say "taken".
You'd say "taken", huh?
Then...
Let's hear it from Oguri!
I feel the same way, but...
I feel like she's trying to read it wrong.
I see!
She's trying to read it wrong.
That's true!
What are you going to do?
Which one?
Are you okay, everyone?
Please...
Please don't show yourself anymore!
Like just now, Oguri and I.
Then...
Is it okay?
Yes!
Then, I'll announce Taku-chan's answer!
The correct answer is...
"taken"!
The correct answer is... "a"!
This way, please.
I'm happy.
That's good, that's good.
Everyone, please say it properly.
I'm happy.
I entered this industry to eat this.
That's good, that's good.
The correct answer is...
"takahiro-san" gave it to me.
"takahiro-san"!
Yes, "takahiro-san".
Everyone says it's funny.
Yes.
I'm in a really bad mood.
Why did you write this?
I saw it on TV a while ago...
and I thought of calling you "taka-san".
I thought it would be funny if it was the other way around.
Thank you!
Can you say it louder than me?
For now, I'm a professional.
Let's move on to the next topic!
Here is the next topic!
Please give us a theme for Team 8.
"a"!
The members' eyes hit my chest.
"b"!
Angels shining on stage.
I know, I know, I know!
Okay, everyone...
Line up in a row, please!
Angels...
So... "a" or "b"...
You're always the same.
Always the same.
You're always the same.
And so... "a" is...
The members' eyes strike my chest.
"b" is...
"a" is...
"b" is... "why?"
When we're filming a show, they always say nice things about us, but in reality, they're kind, aren't they?
Please stop that!
They're always hitting each other in the shadows!
Stop it, you two!
I see.
What about you two on the left?
"b" is...
The members talk excitedly on stage.
Our fans are always watching the stage, so I thought maybe they'd say it.
And so...
"a" is...
"f"...
I think Taku said it.
I see.
Now, let's continue and say from Takahashi.
But earlier, you said "venus"
I used my fighting spirit and thought she was trying to hook me.
Fighting spirit?
She wanted to use it.
She wanted me to come over here.
I see.
You're good at fighting.
You're good at it.
What about you, Ohguri?
Well…
I thought I was better at it.
You're good!
When I was looking at the stage and thinking about it, I think I'm better at it.
You think you're better at it?
Yes, I think I'm better at it.
You think you're better at it?
Yes.
I wonder about that.
Yes.
I'm going to announce Taku's answer.
The answer is…
I read your mind.
No, you didn't read my mind.
What's with the lame song?
This is the end of the show.
How was it, Taku?
It's such an embarrassing show, I don't want to do it again.
Which one was more exciting, Taku or Saki?
After the commercial, it's the second half of the show.
Here is the number of 27 batch calls.
"Batch-batch" commission festival second half. The majority is penalty game.
I will explain the rules.
I will introduce two penalty games, "A" and "B".
At the same time as the signal, you will be divided into two.
If you choose the majority, you will be penalized.
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
You can check it out.
It's a game of chess with other people.
It's about how many people will be penalized.
Thank you.
Let's get started.
The first penalty game is this one.
This one?
Yes, that's right.
Which one should I choose?
This one.
I'm embarrassed.
"A", "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e".
"B", "hachi-no-suna-su".
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Okami?
Your face is cloudy.
I don't like either of them.
You don't like either of them?
I don't like either of them.
Which one will you choose?
It's a game of chess with other people.
I don't know how to play a game of chess.
For example, the length of a song.
Or the length of a chorus.
If you say you don't like either of them, you might be penalized.
I see.
It depends on how good you are at it.
I explained it earlier, didn't I?
I did, didn't I?
Okami, you did, didn't you?
The length of a chorus is...
"A", "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e" is 26 seconds.
"B", "hachi-no-suna-su" is 37 seconds.
It's about 10 seconds different.
Let's hear it.
Which one will you choose?
I'll choose "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e".
"47-no-suteki-na-machi-e", why?
It has less number of steps.
Mine is "hachinosu-dansu".
"47-no-suteki-na-machi-e" is painful when you move your legs like this.
Didn't you hear that just now?
What's with you? You're doing a rerun right away.
How about you, Okabe?
"hachinosu-dansu".
Why?
It looks good when you do it.
It looks good in this situation?
It's a gamble.
A gamble.
A gamble, I see.
I wonder if she's telling the truth or not.
Then, Shiori-sama, will you say it?
I've been watching it for a long time, so I thought you wouldn't like "hachinosu-dansu", but when I heard it, everyone said "hachinosu-dansu", so I think it's "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e".
Shiori-sama, you can't lie about this!
It's a gamble!
I'll go with "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e".
"47-no-suteki-na-machi-e", why?
"hachinosu-dansu" is more overwhelming.
You jump and jump a lot.
There's a lot of steps and there's a lot of seconds, so I don't like it.
You're not lying about this, are you?
I'm not.
Then, the one on the left!
For me, it's "hachinosu-dansu".
"hachinosu-dansu", why?
I think "hachinosu-dansu" is because there's a lot of steps and there's a lot of seconds, so you go to "47-no-suteki-na-machi-e" and there's a lot of people, so I thought about it and chose "b" for "hachinosu- dansu".
I see, you thought about it.
Then, Takachi!
It's "b" for "hachinosu-dansu", but...
It looks like you'll be in the air for a long time.
It looks like you'll be in the air for a long time?
Are you always flying in the sky?
"hachinosu-dansu" is bouncy, so you don't have much time to touch the floor.
I see.
I don't know who's telling the truth or lying, but...
Then, shall we go?
Everyone, line up in a row!
What should we choose?
What should we do?
Please choose "a" or "b"! The one with the most votes is the penalty game!
One, two...
The penalty game is...
A is the winner!
Who? Who? Who?
Who lied?
Oguri and Takahashi lied...
and now it's a mess!
It's not really a lie...
I see, but...
if it's a lie...
then should we stay here?
Everyone, we don't have much time...
Look, Takahashi isn't reacting at all...
Go!
Well, then...
please go to the 47th wonderful city!
Stop dancing!
Not at all!
Stop dancing!
Is that what team "eat" is like?!
You're not dancing at all, everyone!
Ow, ow, ow, this hurts!
Alright, let's move on!
Next up is...
Ta-dah!
A. Wasabi Army Corps
B. Sanagi Army Corps
Alright, everyone, look at this!
It's one, it's one, everyone!
Between A and B...
Wasabi!
Wasabi's crazy, too!
Wasabi only?
Yes.
Wasabi's crazy.
Alright, please choose between A or B!
The one with more votes is the penalty game!
One, two...
It's "wasabi gunkan"!
Yes, "wasabi gunkan"!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up!
Yes, yes!
Then, everyone with more votes, please vote!
One, two...
Are you okay?
What?
Oh, it's true!
Oh!
It's true!
Yes! Yes!
What?
What? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Okay, that's it for now!
You said "yes" and you were crying!
That's all for "Bacchi Bacchi Itagakimasu"!
Today's CM is the announcement of today's "otachi dai menban"!
Bacchi Koui
Here is the ending!
Today's "otachi dai menban"!
Taku-chan, the tournament executive director!
Please announce the "otachi dai menban" who worked the hardest today!
Yes!
Then, I will announce it!
Today's "otachi dai menban" is...
Honda!
How do you feel?
If I wasn't chosen for this, I would have gone to fight!
That's dangerous!
There is a reason for this!
You did a lot of things today, but it doesn't matter!
What?
You won an audition at IZ*ONE, didn't you?
Yes!
Congratulations for that!
You did a lot of things!
It doesn't matter if you eat it or not!
Okay, so last but not least, let's say "Batchikoi" together with the audience!
I didn't bite you! As usual!
One, two...
Batchikoi!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station!
This is "48 Seconds of Heroes" interview!
Hii-chan, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Huh? What's wrong?
I really ate it...
Are you okay? Does it hurt?
I'm going to Korea soon...
What are you going to do for me?
Can you help me?
Can you not focus on that?
Me too!
I really have a stomachache right now...
Can you take responsibility and do something for me?
What do you mean "take responsibility"?
What do you want me to do?
You're acting crazy!
Can you give me one more wasabi?
Are you stupid?!
One more wasabi...
Are you serious?!
I'll do my best!
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