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Tonight's "Batch Koi" is a dinner show of Ayaka Hidaki and Moa, who have been waiting for a long time.
Are you ready?
Yes!
We are ready!
A round of applause for our teammates!
"Batch Koi"!
26th inning.
Play ball!
"Batch Koi"!
Here is the theme song of the 26th inning.
"Batch Batch Hidaya Dinner Show"!
Nice!
Thank you for coming today.
Let's have fun together!
Thank you!
Are you having fun?
Yes!
Are you okay?
That's great!
That's awesome!
Batch Koi
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Are you OK?
You're not biting at all!
Not biting at all!
Bite me! Bite me!
Everyone!
Yes. Welcome to "Left and Right" dinner show!
Are you excited?
Yes!
Please enjoy my song and my talk today!
Are you OK?
And I have prepared for you on the table
my favorite grapefruits and watermelons!
No, no, no!
Don't make a bad face, Yuri-san!
The smell is...
It smells terrible!
Yes, please enjoy it, too!
Are you listening?
Are you listening to me?
Everyone, do you want to listen to my other song?
Yes!
Isn't it playing?
Yes, thank you!
Then, please answer my request and enjoy my song!
"Gakuen Tengoku"!
It's getting more and more exciting!
My voice is not enough!
Can you really get excited, you guys?!
Are you ready?!
In the dark, next to the brightest rainbow
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- ah-ah- ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Even if you just smile at me once
I feel like studying or not
It's all up to this moment
I feel like I'm drowning in this love
Thank you for listening to Kyoko Koizumi's "Gakuen Tengoku"
How was it?
Thank you very much
Everyone, there are various things in life
All of a sudden?
Happy things
Sad things
Painful things
And today, I, Tomoyaka Hidari, will solve all of your problems
In the final round?
Yes
You'll do it in the final round?
In the final round?
Now, those of you who have problems
Are you here?
Yes
As expected of Shiori-sama
Shiori-sama
Yes
Can I say something?
Yes
Um...
Taku-chan...
Um...
Told everyone on Twitter that she would return "horror"
It's been several months already
But no one has returned
Everyone is a little...
Sad
That's right
It's exactly Suzuki's fault
Suzuki is...
Properly...
Like, on the surface...
You know...
About the members...
Like, you know...
You mess with us sometimes...
But you have to return "horror" there!
Do you know where "horror" is?
I don't know where it is
I don't know what to do
Why don't you just search for it?
It's a pain in the ass!
That's...
Suzuki's bad side
I understand
I'll do it
Someday I'll do it
Is there anyone else who has a problem?
Yes
Oh, Yui!
Oguri!
I like dogs...
But I can't really get a dog...
What should I do?
That's...
Let's see...
What should I do?
I can't get a dog, right?
You have a dog, right?
I do have a dog...
Raise it up! Raise it up!
For Oguri-chan...
To get a dog...
Cutely...
Buy me a dog!
And...
If you ask me, I'll buy it for you
Try it!
That's awful!
Buy me a dog!
I'll buy it for you!
It's okay!
With this...
Mom will buy it for you!
Do your best!
What is that?
Anything else!?
She said "anything else?"
Anything else!?
Yes, it is important!
Anything else?
Anything else!?
Okabe-sama!
If I got the lowest ranking in Ibaraki, what should I do?
Please tell her!
Can you tell me your favorite part of Ibaraki?
I'm proud of my thin body.
- Only your body? - Let me imitate your body.
Why?
Why? I can't help it.
I'll say it anyway, so don't say it.
This should have shown Ibaraki's charm.
Anything else?
I'm an MC on Chiba TV.
Everyone calls me stupid and stupid.
What should I do?
That's because I'm full of Nanase's charm.
So I think it's okay to continue.
It hasn't been resolved yet.
Why are you wearing sunglasses like that?
Which one is it?
Everyone, please continue.
I haven't solved anything yet.
From now on, we will enjoy you on the special guest stage.
The special guest is...
Kato Suzuki!
It's not me!
You're stupid! It's not me!
It's not me! You're stupid!
It's not me!
Who do you want to see me?
We don't have much time, so please hurry up.
It's not me! Who do you want to see me?
What do you do with this?
First, you put it on your navel.
It's not me!
You take off your jacket.
Why is it me?
It's not me!
It's someone over there!
It's not me!
Then you put on your glasses.
Put on my glasses?
You go over there.
You put on your glasses.
You take off your jacket.
I take off my jacket?
Yes.
What do you do with it?
You put on this red jacket.
It's not me!
It's fine.
What is it? It's not me!
Yes.
While I change my clothes, please enjoy Suzuki's performance!
The song is...
It's not me!
It's "Dance Pumpkin Rin" by B.B. Queen!
Please enjoy!
Whatever it is, everyone is dancing and dancing
From the pot, uncle and aunt come in
Always remember that Edison is a great man
That's common sense
Be-ya-ra, be-ya-ra, dance in a hurry
I'm losing my mind.
Thank you for your attention.
What's up with you?
Oh, here it comes!
No, don't drink gold!
With a radar beam in my eyes,
I see colors and green love blooming in the night sky.
This year, I'm looking for something wonderful
in your eyes.
I love you, Suzuki.
Thank you!
Good luck on your show.
Thank you!
You're kind, sis.
You're always nice.
I love you all!
I love you too! Let's have fun!
I met you by chance.
I'm excited.
It's amazing.
I'm excited to the point of being dazzling.
Not enough, not enough, not enough!
Meeting is a heart-pounding excitement of millions of hearts.
The excitement of life, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Japan!
Let's do it together for the last time!
Japan!
Thank you very much.
Just move it around.
What is it?
Unfortunately, it's about time for "Left and Right" dinner show.
Good! Good!
Yes, thank you, everyone.
Lastly, we would like to close the show with a big chorus with you, so please come over here.
Everyone?
Yes, how was it so far?
No, no, who are you asking?
We are asking you.
Who are you asking?
Yes.
Don't push it in front of the camera.
Yes.
What's wrong? It's not connected at all.
Everyone, please give us a big chorus.
Yes.
Then, please listen.
"Cutie High".
"Left and Right" is...
"Left and Right" is "Cutie High".
What is this song?
Which one is it?
Everyone, please give us a big chorus.
Which one is it?
This girl is trendy
A little girl with a small butt
Look this way, honey
I mean, I mean, why?
Please, please
Don't hurt me
My heart is
Tickling
Please, please
Don't stare at me
Honey smile
Where is the big chorus coming from?
All sounds are off.
Where is the big chorus coming from?
Thank you very much for coming today.
On behalf of the audience, let's ask Suzuki about her impressions.
What is this?
Suzuki, how was it?
I don't know what it is, but Mr. Tomoho Hidari, aren't you a little embarrassed?
"Touch coin" on the 26th floor looks like this.
"Touch coin" Hidaya dinner show review session.
Hidaya, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
How was your first dinner show?
I usually don't get nervous when I do a karaoke show,
but today, just by wearing a costume with the name "dinner show" on it,
I was able to feel how nervous I was.
Are you still nervous now?
Yes, I am nervous.
Now, we would like to talk about whether Hidaya's dinner show was good or bad.
Then, Hidaya dinner show review session, start!
Yes, Yui-chan, thank you for your opinion.
Before you ask me that,
Yui-chan, first of all,
there are grapefruit and squid, right?
Yes, they are placed there.
First of all, they are hard to eat,
and they smell bad,
so I wanted them to be my favorite cookies.
All of a sudden?
By the way, cookies smell much better.
Yes, but I don't like cute things like that,
so I'm sorry about that.
They didn't smell like idol singers.
Yes, that's why I asked you to come again.
I don't like that style!
Next, next.
Who else?
There are many, right?
There are many things you want to say.
Go for it, Takashi!
Yui-chan.
The song is...
The key, the tempo, and the rhythm...
It was a good song.
It's meaningful.
It's meaningful that it was a good song.
I'm very happy.
You're positive!
How about others?
The first song didn't make it to the dinner show.
I heard it's a chorus song at the end.
I thought it's a familiar song.
But "Cutie Honey" doesn't seem like a chorus song.
We asked you to sing together, but you didn't sing at all.
That's the feature of "Dinner Show" between left and right.
It's good, isn't it?
You wanted to sing, but you couldn't.
You didn't sing at the dinner show, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't.
Where are you looking at?
I'm looking at you, too.
You're looking at me all the time.
My eyes are hollow.
How about you, Shiorin?
I said I wanted to talk, but I didn't know what I was talking about or singing about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's also a feature of "Dinner Show" between left and right.
You're cheating!
It's all about that.
How about you, Taku?
I have a lot of things to say.
First of all, when a guest comes and brings me out,
no one wants it.
You want me to go home in the middle of it, don't you?
It doesn't make any sense.
It does.
It doesn't make any sense.
It does.
Did something happen?
Yes.
It does.
Say it!
Give me a reason for it!
What's wrong with you?
That's all for today.
How was "Dinner Show"?
I'm glad to hear your opinions.
You're optimistic.
That's all for "Dinner Show".
Nothing has been improved.
Wow!
You're laughing a lot!
Batchikoi
Here is the ending.
Today's "otachidai" members!
- Are you crying? - You're crying a little, aren't you?
- Are you kidding me? - You're crying a little, aren't you?
What's wrong? Are you okay? Are you okay?
- What's wrong? - I'm not crying.
- What's wrong? - You were doing your best. What's wrong?
- You were doing your best. - I'm nervous.
Are you nervous? What's wrong? Can you say something? Are you okay?
- I cried because I was having too much fun. - What?
- I cried because I was having too much fun. - You're not having fun, are you?
- Are you okay? - I'm not having fun.
That's amazing! If you have something to say, someone will get mad at you later.
So, the tournament executive director, Taku-chan, please announce the "otachidai" members who did their best today!
Okay, I'll announce them!
Today's "otachidai" members are...
Hidari-tomo!
I didn't think it would be like this.
I worked so hard, but I was going to say it's true.
The truth is...
But if you cry like that,
I'll be in trouble if you go somewhere.
I'll leave you alone for now.
I don't need that.
So...
How was it, Hidaya?
How was it?
It was really fun.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me the truth.
What were you crying about?
I was so nervous...
I cried a lot.
Nervous tears?
Not because you didn't like it?
Are you relieved?
Yes.
Are you relieved?
Yes, I am.
Really?
You look like you're in pain.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
If anything happens, we'll fix it.
We'll fix everything.
Finally, with the audience,
we say goodbye with a loud voice.
One, two...
Bye!
I was surprised.
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station.
This is the 48-second interview with the hero.
Hidaya, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
Are you okay?
I was really nervous and cried.
I cried because I wasn't good at singing.
That's not true!
It was like...
Who was it?
Takashi, how was it?
He was really good.
You're dirty!
That's definitely a lie!
Maybe my ears were bad.
I don't know why.
But I think you should cry.
Thank you very much!