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AKB48 Team 8 members from the Kanto area will gather in Chiba Prefecture and do something special!
The hosts will be me, Yoshikawa Nanase, representative of Chiba Prefecture...
...and Suzuki Taku, executive director of the tournament!
The members you're about to see will be participating in this special!
"Batch Batch Graduate Rent-a-Vis Simulation"!
I've come all the way from Yokohama to graduate.
Don't say that!
Someone, hurry up and come in!
Which one of you is the gorilla at the entrance?!
What's wrong with you, Nonono Shimizu? You don't look too good.
I don't care.
Let's give Team 8 a round of applause!
"21st Anniversary Play Ball"!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
21st Anniversary Play Ball
Thank you, Toyota Rent-a-Vis Simulation!
Sorry, one more time, please.
Toyota Rent-a-Vis Tochigi, thank you very much!
Batchi Batchi Tochigi Rent-a-Vis Simulation!
It suits you, doesn't it?
Everyone, please look over there.
Get out of the way! Get out of there right now!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
Toyota Rent-a-Vis Tochigi gave us a sign for Batchi Ko-i again this time!
I'm happy!
Let's say it together!
One, two...
Thank you very much!
Do you all really think so?
I really do! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry, really.
We'd like to begin our program with that feeling of gratitude.
We'd like you to keep giving us signs for Batchi Ko-i!
Don't give us signs for Batchi Ko-i.
We'd like to simulate the rent-a-vis that Toyota Rent- a-Vis Tochigi will give us this summer!
Rent-a-vis, right?
That's right!
Hii-chan from Tochigi Prefecture, please explain what rent-a-vis is!
Rent-a-vis is when you rent a car from Toyota Rent-a- Vis and have fun traveling.
Actually, I've also appeared in a commercial before.
I'm doing my best to convey the joy of driving!
Wow, that's wonderful!
The flow of the explanation!
The flow of the explanation is wonderful!
Well then, Hii-chan, please give us your usual slogan!
Have fun while you're having fun!
Toyota Rent-a-Vis Tochigi!
Wow!
That's our usual slogan!
That's wonderful!
That's great!
Well then, let's go over the rules of the Tochigi Rent- a-Vis Simulation!
Now, Taku-chan and Hii-chan will rent a car at Toyota Rent-a-Vis Tochigi and go on a Tochigi sightseeing spot drive date!
I know you don't have a production fee!
Isn't it terrible?
Is it handmade?
It can't be helped!
There is a better one!
Everyone, please go on that sightseeing spot and make the date more exciting and tell us how wonderful the Tochigi drive is!
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
Yes, that's right! This project is a crazy project!
Are you ready, everyone?
Honda and I will go on a drive and do crazy things for the members!
At that time, for Toyota Rent-a-Vis and Tochigi, please do your best with a smile!
By the way, I also drive a Toyota a lot!
As expected!
I always thank you, Toyota!
I love you! I don't have a car other than Toyota!
Now, let's go!
The Tochigi Rent-a-Vis Simulation starts now!
Let's get in!
Hold this for me!
This is not the real Toyota!
Let's go!
Actually, I don't have a driver's license, but I will take you on a drive for you, Taku-chan!
Wow! What about this car?
I rented it at Toyota Rent-a-Vis Tochigi!
Wow! That's really good!
Rent-a-Vis is the best!
Now, we have arrived at our first destination, Kegon-no-taki!
Taku-chan, this is Kegon-no-taki!
Kegon-no-taki is one of the three largest and most elegant waterfalls in Japan!
That's right!
Wow! Look! The waterfall is falling down with tremendous momentum!
Now, please play the role of Kegon-no-taki, Maria!
Wow, you're really good at it!
Wow, you're like Kabuki actors!
What's this?
Kabuki? You can talk, can't you?
You can talk, can't you, no-taki?
Kegon!
Nice! Nice!
Kegon!
Kegon! Nice!
Not yet!
I think there's something else besides Kegon!
There's nothing!
I think there's something else besides Kegon!
You do it like this...
You turn it like this...
Kegon!
It's a song!
It's a song, isn't it?
What's up with you?
But it was fun, wasn't it?
Tochigi's live shows are fun!
Let's have more fun time together!
Two Talentary Tochigi!
Now, we've arrived at our next destination, Nikko- to-shogun!
Taki-chan, this is Nikko-to-shogun!
It's a shrine dedicated to Tokugawa Ieyasu, the first general of Edobakufu, and it's registered as a world heritage site!
Oh, I see!
Huh?
Isn't that Tokugawa Ieyasu?
That's right!
Please play the role of Tokugawa Ieyasu!
Even though you're a general?
Tokugawa Ieyasu is...
I thought he was already dead!
Huh?
There was something like "If you don't cry"...
What was it again?
"If you don't cry"?
"If you don't cry"...
"If you don't cry"... There was something like "if you don't cry"...
That's fine, Hotogi-san!
You're free! You're letting me do whatever I want! That's great!
There's something special about you... Are you trying to imitate me?
I wonder what it is...
There's something special about you...
"Honno-ji-no-hen"!
That's right! That's a good one!
It's great! A live show like this is fun, isn't it?
Let's have more fun and have more fun!
Hotogi-san's Rent-a-list
That's a good one!
Now, we've arrived at our next destination, Utsunomiya!
Kacchan, Gyoza city, Utsunomiya!
There are more than 300 Gyoza shops in the city!
That's amazing!
Isn't that a Gyoza before it's grilled?
That's right!
It's a Gyoza before it's grilled!
Let's play the role of Gyoza before it's grilled!
Ayane-chan, please!
I'm hungry!
Right?
It's Gyoza! Gyoza!
It's a Gyoza before it's grilled!
It's grilled! It's grilled!
Right? How does it feel? What does it sound like when it's grilled?
The cabbage and meat inside are happy!
They're happy?!
They're happy even though it's grilled?!
That's amazing!
Ah, no, that's not it!
Isn't it water Gyoza?
Ah, water Gyoza is delicious!
I want to go into the water as soon as possible!
The cabbage and meat inside want to go into the water as soon as possible!
Ah, it's not hot water!
I see! Ah, no, if you look closely, it's a small Gyoza!
The water inside...
I'll go all the way from Yokohama to Tochigi!
Stop it!
You're from Tochigi!
Oh, no!
Tochigi Drive is so much fun!
Have more fun! Rent-a-rentalist Tochigi!
Why are you showing your nose?
Don't show your nose!
You're from Tochigi!
Next, we've arrived at Nasu Animal Kingdom!
What? What?
We've arrived at Nasu Animal Kingdom!
Taku-chan, we've arrived at Nasu Animal Kingdom!
There are more than 500 animals in 10 times of Tokyo Dome!
Oh, I see!
Isn't it Lester Panda?
Let's go to Lester Panda!
Yes, yes! Please!
Oh, it's Lester Panda!
Lester Panda is so cute!
I want you to do it quickly, Lester Panda!
Who is Lester Panda?
Oh, so cute!
Lester Panda is so cute!
Oh, it's so cute!
It's so cute!
Doesn't it ask you for food?
Doesn't it talk to you?
I didn't think it was real!
Doesn't it talk to you?
No, it's Giant Panda!
Oh, Panda!
Yes, it's Giant Panda!
Oh, its hands are bigger!
Isn't it Giant Panda?
It looks like a curry or something!
What is it going to do? Is it going to eat it?
Giant Panda!
Oh, it ate it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's a wild animal, after all!
Oh, it's different!
Giant Panda and Alpaca are going to have a fight!
Is it going to be okay?
Giant Panda and Alpaca are going to have a fight!
Is it going to be okay?
Giant Panda seems like it can talk!
Alpaca seems like it can...
Did I only say "Giant Panda"?!
Anyway, Tochigi Drive is fun!
Have fun while you can!
Toyota Rentalist Tochigi!
Next, we have arrived at Tobe World Square!
Taku-chan, this is Tobe World Square!
This is a beautiful collection of world buildings and world heritage on a 25/1 scale!
Oh, I see!
Huh? Isn't that Sphinx?
Please play the role of Sphinx, Hidaya!
S-s-s-sphinx...
Isn't it the one standing next to the pyramid like a lion?
Isn't it the one with the stone sculpture?
Isn't it?
I don't know.
It can't be.
It has knees.
You can speak something.
You can speak something for people of Egypt.
Hi, I'm Sphinx.
You introduced yourself, Sphinx.
Everyone knows you.
I know. I know.
What's up? What's up?
It's a world monument, isn't it?
I'll change the subject.
You'll change the subject?
I changed it on my own.
I saw it and I changed it on my own.
Are you a goddess of freedom?
Yes, I am.
Why did you do it in one go?
It's amazing.
You did it in one go.
Driving in Tochigi is fun, isn't it?
Enjoy your time in Toyota Rentalist Tochigi.
Now, we've arrived at our last destination, Kinugawa Onsen.
Taku-chan, this is Kinugawa Onsen.
When Kinugawa Onsen was discovered in Edo period,
only single people could enter the onsen.
That's why it's called "Tadashiki Onsen".
I see.
It's so sexy.
A super sexy woman is in the onsen.
A sexy woman is in the onsen.
Shiori, go ahead.
She's sexy.
Senpai...
Ah, what a nice hot water.
She's calm.
It's so big and there's no one here.
Someone, hurry up and come out.
It's great.
It's amazing.
As expected of me, it's Shiori-sensei's love.
But isn't it a little too hot?
The water looks hot.
Right?
It looks hot.
It's hot.
It's not hot at all.
It's so hot you can't even go in.
Hey, what are you looking at?!
Idiot!
Taku-chan, you're an idiot, too!
I ended up looking at it.
What is it?
But...
It's my first time going into a lesser panda.
I'm trying to go into a lesser panda.
I wonder what it is.
A wild...
Put me in.
Huh?
She went as far as a lesser panda.
She went in while saying something.
While saying something.
Right?
It feels good.
A lesser panda is normal!
Right?
A lesser panda... Huh?
A sphinx came in!
A sphinx...
Isn't it a sphinx?
It's a sphinx.
Huh?
Why is it a sphinx?
It's a sphinx.
It's definitely not a sphinx!
It's definitely not!
It's going in while saying something, right?
Huh?
What is it?
A sphinx is coming in.
What is it?
A world heritage...
A world heritage... A lion.
Ah, I forgot about it!
Tochigi rental shop is fun, isn't it?
Enjoy your time more with Tochigi rental shop!
Now, this is the end of our drive date!
Kii-chan, where was the most fun sightseeing spot?
Hmm... where was it...
But...
Hmm...
Where was it good?
I don't have much impression of it.
Damn it!
Even though you did it so much!
Don't you have impression of it?
That's all for Bacchi Bacchi Tochigi rental shop simulation!
We hope you enjoyed our Tochigi plan!
Bacchi Ko-oi!
This is the back of the 21st floor!
Bacchi Bacchi Quiz! Which one is Tochigi?!
Oh! Which one is Tochigi?!
Let me explain the rules!
First of all, we will ask you two-choice quiz about Tochigi prefecture, which is Tochigi rental shop's home.
You can't get it wrong even if you keep showing us the sign, so please do your best!
Yes! That's right!
Taku-chan, what is the point of this plan?
Yes! Later, we will show this to the president of Tochigi rental shop!
Is it OK if you make a mistake?
Will you apologize properly or not at all?!
Is it OK?!
Yes!
Then, let's start!
Here is the first two-choice Tochigi!
Tochigi gave birth to a big star, "the touchie"!
You know who it is, don't you?
Everyone, please line up in a row!
I think I know who it is!
You know who it is?
I don't know who it is at all!
Well, you know, you have completely different personalities!
Mirror?
Yes, it's a mirror.
Yes, you know who it is!
Everyone, please move to the direction you think is correct!
One, two, three!
Which one is next?!
Which one?!
Well, well, well, let's go to the middle!
Why? Why?
Why did you think that, people in the middle?
I don't know...
I was sucked in...
You were sucked in...
By the way, do you know their names?
Takuya-san and...
Eh?!
What's that?
I don't know. But we went out together...
But you know, you're from the same area!
You have to know that!
You don't know?!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
What's your name?
You said you're Ani, right?
Really?!
Your mouth! Your mouth!
Your mouth!
Ani!
Ani. Ani's mouth.
Ani?!
Neither of you became Ani!
I'm Ani.
Okay, let's announce the others!
The correct answer is...
This one!
Members of TOYOTA RED LIST, please apologize to Tochigi.
Wow, apologize to her, Tochigi's star, really.
I didn't know.
She's a big star, Tochigi's...
Yes, really...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.
Yes.
A little...
A little, a little...
Right?
Yes.
Say something!
Right?
Wow.
You didn't know, did you?
That's enough.
You're leaving without saying anything, aren't you?
You don't have a heart here, really!
Yes, yes, yes...
The three of you...
Yes, yes, yes...
The three of you...
Yes, yes, yes...
One, two, three...
"U-tai-ri-tatsu" (U-tai-ri-tatsu)
You can't do it alone!
There are three of you, you can't do it!
Let's move on to the next question!
Here it is!
There are three of you, you can't do it!
What are you doing?
Which is the gorilla at the entrance of World Monkey Park named after Tochigi?
Which one?
Which one is it?
I don't know!
You don't know, do you?
Which one is the gorilla?
Which one?
Which one is the gorilla?
Which one is it?
I don't know!
Which one is the gorilla?
In that case, A and B, please move on to the correct answer!
One, two...
Which one is Tochigi?
What is it?
Have you ever seen it on TV?
The flow of the TV!
Why?
Shall we ask?
Yes!
You really don't know about variety shows, do you?
Shall we go?
You don't know, do you?
Now...
How is it?
Shall we ask?
Let's start with B!
I've been on a variety show a few times, but it's definitely this one!
That's right!
You know it well!
Yes!
That's good!
Yes!
And?
How about you, Takahashi?
It's like...
Both of them are gorillas, but...
Both of them are gorillas?
Yes!
I can't tell!
How about you, Oguri?
At first I thought it was A, but...
Everyone said, "Huh? No, I don't know."
And I really couldn't tell.
You couldn't tell which one it was?
It flew over.
Wow! You've grown up!
Now, the question is this one!
Ask!
How about you, Odairi?
Eh? This gorilla had a cute face.
You're good!
You've grown up!
This gorilla was cuter!
Cute! Cute!
How about you, Chiori?
Same as A and B, I couldn't tell the difference.
But A said "gorilla" more.
Ah! I see!
Gorilla!
She said "gorilla," so...
Ah, I see!
On the left...
Eh? This gorilla's face is smaller and...
It's like...
I see!
I like it! I like this one more!
How about you, Shimizu?
You don't look so good.
That's enough.
Now, let's reveal the answer!
The answer is...
This one!
Ah!
Yay!
I got it!
It does look like you, but it's not!
It's not like you! Apologize!
Apologize!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That's all for today!
Today's support group is...
Bad Boy
Here is the ending.
Today's Otatsudai members are...
Taku-chan, Taku-chan, please announce the members who worked the hardest today.
Yes, I'll announce it!
The members who will climb the Otatsudai today are...
Gorilla!
Gorilla, congratulations!
What?
Oh!
It's you!
What was your decision?
Well, I got a lot of phrases today, so I guess I'm not the MVP!
Yes!
Then I think it's okay. I managed to come up with it.
Thank you.
Shall we do it one last time?
No, no, let's just do it. Let's end it with "gorilla".
Let's end it with "gorilla".
Gorilla!
So, in the end, the audience will say "gorilla", okay?
One, two...
Gorilla, congratulations!
Great job!
Broadcasting station, broadcasting station.
This has been 48 seconds of "hero interview".
How did you like "gorilla"?
I'm a "cimit".
But it was Machintor, right? Sorry, sorry.
It's Machintor.
But I think "kegon" was better.
I think the winner was in the first half.
I see.
Do you want to try?
I want to drink it.
Gorilla of the second half.
Gorilla of the first half.
Kegon.
Gorilla, gorilla.
I didn't do any impersonation.
No, you should try it.
Why?
You usually do it. You already did it.
Do it, do it, Gorilla.
Good, good.
Saying "give me", saying "give me",
B-shape.
From there, from there.
What? What should I do?
Gorilla, all of you, B-shape.
Kegon.