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AKB48 Team 8 members from the Kanto area will gather in Chiba Prefecture and do something special!
I, Yoshikawa Nanase, representative of Chiba Prefecture, will be your host.
And I, Suzuki Taku-san, executive director of Chiba Prefecture, will be your hosts.
The members you see in this episode of "Batchi Koi" are...
I'm a lie detector, but I'm also a discovery device!
I'm cute!
No, I'm not!
Oh! No!
No!
Out!
Team 8's Kanto applause!
Batchi koi!
13th inning, play ball!
Batchi koi! 13th inning, play ball!
Batchi koi! Here's what's on the 13th inning!
Batchi bachi! April Fool's check!
Today is April Fool's, so we're going to check if you're lying or not!
First of all, please look at this!
Ta-dah!
This is a lie detector, but it's also a discovery device!
We're going to ask you some questions, so please answer them in a good way!
If you lie...
If you lie, you have to cross the red line.
If you cross the red line like this, you will be recognized as a liar.
If you don't lie, you will be eliminated.
If you don't lie, you will be recognized as a liar.
What is the point of this project?
This is my personal opinion.
I don't care if you're lying or not.
Did you understand?
Yes, I did.
Then, let's start with Rin-chan.
I'll say one thing.
If you use the discovery machine, you'll have to look for me.
I'll say it just in case.
It's a random name.
Rin-chan's April Fool's check, start!
Next time, I'm the only director.
No.
Is that so?
I don't think like that.
Really?
You think like that, don't you?
I don't think like that.
You should have been more idol-like.
You suddenly came to me.
I don't think like that.
You don't think like that?
I don't think like that.
You're being selected, aren't you?
I'm being selected, but...
I don't think like that at all.
You said "I don't think like that at all."
I really don't think like that.
You really don't think like that?
I really don't think like that.
If you were selected, how would you select everyone?
Well...
You think like that, don't you?
Then, I'll ask Rin-chan another question later.
Next is Hii-chan.
I'm sorry.
Then, Hii-chan's April Fool's check, start!
"independent character" is "business".
No, it's not.
Out!
You're forcing me to say it, aren't you?
Does it mean "business"?
What do you mean?
It's "business".
No, it's not.
It's not "business".
Yes.
But, you don't wear "independent" that much in this show, do you?
That's right.
I wish I could wear it more.
No, it's "independent" only when there's something special about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
It's common for bad directors to say, "Okay, I've worn it."
But, you can't wear "independent" unless you have something special about it.
Right? "independent" is like that, too.
Then, let's make "independent" points.
That's good.
You've developed as an MC.
Thank you very much.
Next, Ayane-chan!
I'm embarrassed.
Now, Ayane-chan's April Fool's check, start!
I don't like "lori" characters anymore.
No.
It's complicated.
It's complicated!
But "lori" characters are good, so you don't like them anymore and you want to continue, right?
That's right!
Wait a minute! Everyone is too stupid to understand!
Everyone is stupid!
"lori" characters are good, so you want to continue, right?
You don't like "lori" characters anymore and you want to continue, right?
That's right!
Let's continue! Next is Yui-chan!
I'm sorry!
Everytime, Eileen-san comes to blow on me!
Yui-chan's April Fool Check, start!
I'm not a beautiful girl who's been around for 20,000 years. I'm 200 million years old!
No!
Wow!
Why?
You've become amazing!
Wow!
I've never thought it's 200 million years.
Even if it's 20,000 years,
it's like that.
Really?
No way!
It's true!
Do you feel good?
You've been told you'll be alone for 20,000 years.
No, no.
Because if I'm told it's 20,000 years,
people will see me like that.
They'll think you're 20,000 years old.
No, no.
People will think I'm totally different.
Because of the higher hurdle?
Yes, yes.
How long do you want to be told you'll be alone for?
Officially,
how long do you want to be told you'll be alone for?
But,
the word "20,000 years"
is easy to leave an impression.
In the end, it's 20,000 years!
That's what I think.
You don't like "20,000 years"?
I don't like "20,000 years".
You're a little shy with me.
Yes, I'm shy.
Even if it's 20,000 years, it's amazing!
Next up is...
Eri-chan!
Let's start
Oda Eri's April Fool Check!
Start!
A.K. Bingo
knows
how
I use it
knows
Oh!
Safe!
Yeah!
Well, Muramoto...
Well, I can do it better than Paradise, right?
Well...
Well, I can do it better than Paradise, and I'm more liked by entertainers than Muramoto.
That's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Well, isn't it easier for you to do that part?
No, it's not like that.
You bastard!
Why is it easier for you to do that part?
Well...
Why are you saying it so clearly?!
I should have kept it a secret.
Next up is Shiorin!
Shiorin's April Fool's Check, start!
I'm cute!
No.
I'm cute.
No.
I'm cute.
No!
"Really." "You think you're cute, don't you?"
"No, I don't think so. I don't think this job is good." "You think so, don't you?"
No, but I don't know what it is more than a person.
But of course, if you were around me when you were a student or still in elementary school, you were the cutest, weren't you?
"No, I really didn't do anything until junior high school, so I wasn't cute at all." "You weren't cute at all."
I was very low-key, so I really didn't think so.
But your personality didn't work at all.
"No, no." "You were a good student." "No, I really didn't think like that."
"What's with that humble attitude?" "I really didn't think like that."
"Really, you weren't popular at all?" "Yes." "Ah, I see." "Really, yes."
If you weren't popular with that face, you have a really bad personality!
Next up is Hidaya!
Hidaya's April Fool Check, start!
I am Team 8's Asada Mao.
No.
Oh?
That's right! Here you go!
What's that treatment? Everyone's treatment is different!
Here you go, Asada Mom!
Asada Mom, Asada Mom...
Do you want me to do it for you? Do you want me to do it for you?
For you...
Yes, yes, yes! That's right!
That's right!
Now, everyone's discovery machine is finished, but there are still four liars left.
Oh! There are still four!
These liars...
Are you okay? Are you okay? Can you see me?
Can you do it a little more? Can I bring it to you around here? Look!
"Liar Kyo"!
Yes!
I changed it to "Liar Kyo"!
Um...
This is... "Liar Kyo"!
Ah, I see!
Yes, "Liar Kyo"!
I'm sorry, I'm already close to being an MC.
You're already close to being an MC while showing this in the comments!
Right?
Look at this! Look at this! While looking at this...
This is a new show!
Do it! Do it!
Yes! With these liars, we will continue to ask questions!
Reaction!
Oh!
What is "reaction" anyway?
First, let's start with Rin-chan!
Yes, I'd like to start!
Oh, Okabe!
It's here again, right?
Then, Rin-chan's April Fool Check, start!
I wanted to be born in Tokyo, not Ibaraki.
No!
Hey!
No, I really mean it!
You've come this far, haven't you?
I'm too upset about it.
I don't think so.
After all, Tokyo was the best choice for you?
I don't think so. I love Ibaraki.
Then, for example, if you were to live in the 23rd district of Tokyo, where would you like to live?
Well, Shibuya...
Shibuya district, right?
Shibuya district.
You wanted to be born in Tokyo, didn't you?
No, I don't think so.
Really? If you were to say Nerimark or something like that, I think you'd know what I'm talking about.
But once you leave Shibuya, you don't, do you?
I really don't think so.
Really?
Well, just don't cry like you did before.
You've come too far for me.
Have I?
You made me cry.
That's it?
You're out, right?
Yes, because you've been the best so far.
It's too early for that.
Next up is Hii-chan, please.
Hii-chan's April Fool Check, start!
Hide-character is business.
Again?
No.
You're serious now ?
Yes
Basically, your emotion doesn't move much, does it ?
Yes, it doesn't
But, if you go all at once ...
If I go all at once, it doesn't stop
It doesn't stop
It's a rampant locomotive
No, it doesn't stop
I can't stop if I start running
Yes, you're right
It's a pain in the ass, isn't it ?
I see
Yes, you're right
Here you are
Thank you
You're a lying friend, aren't you ?
Next is Yui-chan's turn
Yui-chan's "every little fool" check, start !
I think it's about time for "country mom" commercial to come
No, it's not
You love "country mom", don't you?
Yes, I love it
Don't you?
Yes, I love it so much that I always buy it when I go to various regions or places
Oh, really?
Yes
What kind of commercial do you want to do?
So, please don't give us specific product names.
Because you guys are troublesome
So, do you have any food, drink or something like this?
As I thought, my favorite one is this round one
I don't even have a name yet!
So, you want to do "country mom", don't you?
Yes
I see
Next up is Shiorin
Oh, you're so polite now
Shiorin's April Fool's Check, start!
Who is the cutest member in Kanto?
No
Who is the cutest member in Kanto?
No!
What?
You think so, don't you?
No, I don't!
I know you think so, but I know you think so, too!
Who is the cutest member in Kanto?
I'm cute! I'm cute! I'm cute!
I know you think so, but I don't think you should say it out loud
I didn't say it out loud!
You said it out loud!
You said you're cute, but you didn't say it out loud!
Then, is there anyone else who is cuter than her?
No!
There isn't!
If you don't do it, I won't be able to move forward!
Right, everyone?
If you don't do it, I won't be able to move!
No matter what the staff says, I won't be able to move!
Just one person! Just one person!
Is this for someone else?
I only made enemies!
It's okay! Making enemies is the most exciting part of the show!
Please!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
You're losing! You're losing!
You're losing! Who is it? Who is it?
Wow, reverse 1 o'clock.
Because you are cute.
Reverse 1 o'clock.
Then I will give you this one.
Let's go back in time.
One of you will be called "lying queen".
Please.
Which one is it?
Which one?
Then, Rin-chan's April Fool's check, start!
Eight goods are popular because of my illustrations!
No!
This is also a humble feeling.
Not only me, but everyone worked hard for this.
Really?
Is there anyone who didn't work hard at all?
It's not a lie that everyone worked hard.
There are people like that.
Hurry up, we don't have much time.
There are many ways.
Please, just one person.
Even if it's just one person, I don't like it.
Let's do our best.
Shiori, it's your last try.
If you're lying again, you're out.
I'm sure of it.
Shiori's April Fool's check, start!
My cuteness makes me want to continue.
Seriously, this is completely out of my hands.
And so, the first-generation fake love liar, Shiorin!
How do you feel now?
What do you mean "real"?
This has been the fake love April Fool's Check!
April Fool's Check!
April Fool's Check! The 13th floor is like this.
Customers and Fake Love 7!
I will explain the rules.
From now on, 7 members will eat specialties and souvenirs that Chiba Prefecture is proud of.
However, only one member will eat a ridiculous flavor consumption.
Customers at the venue, please guess which member is lying.
If you get it right, we will give you 5 members autographed stickers!
The point of this project is...
Anyway, we will endure it!
Don't show it to our faces!
Since we don't have much time, let's go!
Let's go!
The first product is this!
This is Chiba Prefecture's famous...
Yoneya's Peanuts Monaca!
It's delicious!
It's famous!
Don't mix red with red!
The back side is also red!
There is only one peanut in it, which contains a lot of mustard.
Customers at the venue, please guess who is lying!
Then, members, please choose which one you will eat!
Which one should we eat, everyone?
One, two...
Let's eat this one!
Is it okay?
Everyone, please look at it carefully!
Please look at it carefully!
Everyone, you like acting, don't you?
From now on, you will appear in a drama!
Then, let's eat it all together!
Is it okay?
Everyone, please look at it!
Let's eat it!
One, two...
Who is it?
Me?
Seriously?
Me?
Seriously?
Everyone looks delicious!
Me?
Did you forget to put in a lot of it?
Huh?
Isn't it amazing?
Huh? There's one person!
Huh?
One person!
There's one person!
There's one person, right?
Now, audience, do you know who was reacting like that?
Do you know?
Do you know who was reacting like that?
One more time.
Odairi.
Oda.
Odairi.
Why is that?
It's already in your face.
It's already in your face?
Is that so?
Let's have everyone eat it one more time.
One more time?
Next time...
Next time we'll have you do a real reaction.
A real reaction.
We'll have you do a real reaction next time.
Everyone who ate it once will have to use it again.
Just one person.
Let's have everyone eat it one more time.
One, two...
You didn't eat it!
Oda, you didn't eat it. What's wrong, Oda?
You can't put it in your mouth.
You can't eat it.
Don't kiss it.
Oda, we're still filming!
Don't film the cameraman either!
That's all for today's "Badge Badge Liar Seven"!
After the commercial, we'll announce today's Otachi University members!
"Badge Toy", here's the ending!
Here are today's Otachi University members!
"Badge Toy", here's the ending!
Please announce today's Otachi University members!
I'll announce them now!
Today's Otachi University members are...
Oda!
I'm happy!
Why did you suddenly start doing that?
At the end of the program, we will have an interview with Eri-chan. Everyone, please look forward to it!
Everyone, how was today's "Bachiko"?
How was it?
Ayane-chan, how was it?
It's been a while since I had fun!
Is it annoying?
Yes!
Finally, with the audience, we will say goodbye with "Bachikoi".
One, two...
"Bachikoi"!
Broadcast seats! Broadcast seats!
This is the 48-second "Hero" interview!
How was it?
I can't say anything.
It's rare for you to come like this, Kosuke!
You can't say anything!
It's too spicy!
It's really bad!
It was really bad!
Aren't you annoyed by yourself?
I'm really annoyed!
Then, Yoshikawa-san, you should eat, too!
Why? Why?
There's not much time!
Eat! Eat! There's not much time!
Even if you say it with that face, it's not convincing!
Amazing!
Yes, baby!
No, where are you going?!
Hey! Yoshikawa!
Yes, Yoshikawa!
Yoshikawa!