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AKB48 Team 8 members of the Kanto area will gather in Chiba prefecture and do something special!
I, Yoshikawa Nanase, the representative of Chiba prefecture, will be your host.
And I, Suzuki Taku, the executive director of Chiba prefecture, will be your hosts.
This time, all members of the Kanto area will appear!
I'm full of self-confidence!
This year...
Please don't say "this year"...
I, Yoshikawa Nanase...
I want you to do manzai with me.
This year...
Suzuki and Shimizu will be your hosts.
It's New Year's Day, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Team 8's Kanto Hakusho!
Let's go!
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"Bacchi Koi! Nanakai no Omote" is here!
Bacchi Bacchi! Akeame Katteri Houfuu!
Happy New Year!
As it is the first New Year's Day, we will announce our 2018 Houfuu.
But we will not announce our own Houfuu.
From this box, we will randomly pick a Houfuu from the members and will call it "benkamben"...
What?
"ben" and "dai"... "daiben" right?
"daiben" right?
What is "kamben" anyway?
Taku-chan, what is the point of this project?
Also, I am starting normally, but could you please take care of me?
Certainly!
When I went to the dressing room, there was an old lady in a dress.
She came and I will say it.
Please don't express the sense of season with me!
It can't be helped.
Everyone is wearing this normal "Bacchi Koi!" uniform all the time,
but I thought "this is only for me".
Well, it's fine.
Then, I will tell you the purpose of this project.
Yes!
It's a simple story!
It's just a "Bakuro Gassen"!
Is it fine?
Well, among you, please correct me a little,
and let me do more and more bad things,
and I would like you all to fight hard with me!
Yes!
Then, let's start!
"Akiame Katteni Houfuu"!
The first one to say "daiben" is this person!
Who is it?
No.
It's scary.
Correct!
Oh!
It's a woman!
Will she say her name?
Yes!
Who wants to say your name?
Yes!
Honda!
Yes!
Maria!
Yes!
I'm scared!
What? What? What?
It's a bungalow.
It's just...
Well...
Yes!
Please say your name!
Yes!
I, Honda Hitomi...
Yes!
I'm sorry for not listening to you and laughing at you.
I'll listen to you this year!
Wow!
What?
That's a good ambition!
Listening to people!
You too!
Don't you listen to people?
I do!
No!
I think you do, but...
Even when I talk to you on my phone...
Yes! Yes!
You call me "tekasa"!
No!
I don't listen to you!
What?
You didn't know until I told you!
What? Yes.
You really don't listen to me, do you?
What? I don't listen to you!
What about laughing with your nose?
How do you laugh with your nose?
Next, who wants to announce the method?
What? There's more?
Aile-chan, yes!
Takahashi!
Why? I don't like it.
I have a bad impression of you since the new year.
Well, I don't know if it's right for everyone.
Then, please announce your new year's resolution.
I, Honda Hitomi, like a strawberry, although I'm 16 years old,
my makeup is heavy recently, so I want to do a fresh makeup this year.
I'll do my best.
Your makeup is heavy from everyone's point of view.
Even from Odato's point of view, it's heavy.
But if you compare it with the past, it's heavy.
That's right. If you compare it with the past...
In the past, I used to do my eyelashes, so I thought blue eyeshadows were normal.
So I used blue eyeshadows.
And recently, I don't draw eyeliner anymore.
I'm trying to make it thinner.
Isn't it heavier recently?
What?
What is it?
What is it? Is your skin getting hotter?
Because your makeup is heavy?
Then, does everyone feel that? Does Oguri-san feel that, too?
Eh, recently? Recently...
Eh, but... thin...
Hmm... Is it heavy?
About half a year ago?
Ah, there may have been a time when I drew eyeliner a lot.
Today... Today, it's relatively thin.
Today, yes.
This year...
This year, it's thin.
I see.
Then, please make it as thin as possible.
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Akeo-me-katteni-hofu. The next one is...
Oguri!
Oguri, please stand there.
Are you okay?
Anyone?
Shiorin!
Sato!
Nothing.
Anything?
Well, then...
What are you saying?
Are you crazy?
Well, then...
The next one is...
I, Oguri Yui, will stop saying "cute" whenever I see you.
Please don't say "cute" to people who are not cute this year.
What?
What is that?
You say "cute" to anyone?
Well, I don't know about you all, but...
When you see me and you don't have anything to say...
You say "cute"!
You don't think like that, do you?
You have something to say...
You say "cute" all of a sudden...
I think you are different now.
Really?
For example...
I think you just dug your own grave...
But...
Who would say "cute" when you are not cute?
No, no...
Especially me...
I'm not confident about my bare face...
That's terrible.
I'm not good at it...
I'm not confident about it...
So, when I'm not wearing makeup...
I'm not told "cute" but...
When I'm told "cute"...
I'm like "no, you're wrong"...
How about you, Oguri?
You're not "cute", are you?
Yes, but...
When I say "cute"...
Especially...
Well...
When there's a gap...
I say "cute"...
You admitted it!
No, no...
I admit sometimes I say "cute" but...
But sometimes I say "cute" and sometimes I say "not cute"...
No, I don't say "not young" but...
But I'm being honest.
Honestly?
I'm being honest.
Yes, you have a lot of things you want to say, so be honest from now on.
Yes, I will be more honest from now on.
Next!
You have a lot of things you want to say!
A lot of things!
Who is it?
Rin-chan!
Okabe!
Oh, Rin-chan!
Wow, you have a lot of things you want to say!
Then, please say a lot of things you want to say this year!
I, Yui Oguri, will say "wake me up" and "please wake me up" this year as well!
Wow!
What?
Does it mean you won't say it?
I will say "wake me up" and "wake me up" but I will say "please wake me up"
I won't say "please wake me up"
You don't have much gratitude for people, do you?
No, I do have gratitude for people
I do forget to say "thank you" because I overslept in the morning
But when I sleep with Rin-chan and Oda-iri, I can't wake up in the morning
But when I sleep with other members, I can wake up!
Do you sleep with Oda-iri as well?
We sleep in the same hotel
But I can't wake up in that case
When Yui-chan wakes me up and sleeps with me, she doesn't wake up at all
I'm always noisy so I put my phone on Yui-chan's face and wake her up
You can wake her up!
But she doesn't wake up!
She doesn't?
She doesn't wake up
Why? Why doesn't she wake up when you sleep with Oda-iri?
I don't wake up when I'm at home but I don't know if she forgives me
Somewhere in her heart
Oh, about Oda-iri?
So you don't forgive other members at all?
No, we don't
Shut up! Shut up!
Thank you very much!
She wakes me up in the morning and sleeps with me
Oh!
Oh! Here it comes!
I'm scared!
Well, well, well
But...
It doesn't matter. You know it, right, Yoshika?
Give it back to me
Well, then...
Who is it?
Well, who is it?
Yes, yes
Well, let's go with Oda!
Yes!
Recently, I've been thinking that Oda doesn't want to do it at all
Well, let's go
Well, please give us your New Year's resolution!
I, Yoshikawa Nanase, am stupid, so I'll be smarter!
Straight up!
Straight up with the bad words!
Well, you know how you read Kanpei and such, right?
But there are too many mistakes in kanji that I can't think of anything.
So I'm like "what kind of rule is that?"
Yeah, first of all, that's what happens.
You know "fuda" in kanji, right?
Well, judge, please give me "fuda" and keep giving me "satsu"
What the heck is that?
It's similar, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Hey, I'm counting on you!
Also, what did you say about "daiben" just now?
Did you say "kanben"?
Well, I don't usually read kanji, so it's a bit difficult for me.
Well, you know books you don't read,
and recently you can read news on your smartphone in characters, right?
Kanji you don't read...
I read difficult kanji.
That's amazing!
On the contrary, you're smart!
You read it and you know what it is.
Well, I'll study it!
Yes!
Next! Who wants to announce their aspirations?
Oh!
Mine?
Yes! Well, I'll say it! Who wants to announce their aspirations?
Me!
Well, then, Sato!
Sato!
I'll say it!
Well, let's go!
Yes!
Well, then, please tell us about your aspirations for the new year!
I'll say it!
I, Yoshikawa Nanase,
It's really troublesome, and when I go to a convenience store,
I'm like "Wow, they have all kinds of chocolate mint"
I'm really not good with chocolate mint
Not at all
Well, there are a lot of people who like it, but
people who don't like it say that it's like they put a piece of paper in the chocolate
I really like it
I love it
Well, if you recommend it so much,
people who don't like it don't hate it
No, but when I recommend it,
there are quite a lot of people who like it
There aren't!
People who don't like it say that it's like they put a piece of paper in the chocolate
I love it!
Well, that's it for today!
Saki-chan, what did you think?
That's right!
So, everyone, please bring this piece of paper home and write it down!
And you should never forget about this hatred!
That's all for today's Bacchi Bacchi Yakkei Me Katte Ni Houfu!
After the commercial, we'll have Bacchi Bacchi near the New Year!
Bacchi Koui, behind the 7th floor is this.
Bacchi Bacchi, we'll make our fans' first dream come true!
That's good!
This is a New Year's special project.
We'll ask our fans for their first dream, so please make it come true with all your might!
Whether your first dream came true or not is up to you.
Please do your best for this New Year's wish to come true!
But if you think it's not enough, you'll end up with this New Year's wish.
You'll end up with this New Year's wish.
Another member, please make your first dream come true!
Then, Taku-chan, what's the point of this project?
That's right! It's a remake of the project we did last Christmas!
Is it okay?
Um, almost all of it, um...
Please do your best and make your fans' wishes come true!
Okay! Let's get started!
Um... Inajii-san!
Inajii-san!
Oh, Inajii-san!
You like Okabe, right?
Inajii-san!
You like Okabe, right?
Yes!
Thank you!
You like Okabe, right?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Um... Please tell me!
What you want to make your dream come true!
Since you have a lot of things planned for 2018, please use your body and hands to express your goals for 2018!
Wow!
You can't use your mouth!
That's difficult!
Wow!
With gestures!
That's amazing!
Okay, then...
Who will make your first dream come true?
Rin-chan!
Please raise your hand!
You don't want to see your face with a face mask, do you?
I do!
She does!
Too bad!
You want to see your face with a face mask, don't you?
Yes!
I can't say anything, can I?
No, no, no!
Use your body and hands to express your goals for 2018!
Okay, then...
Rin-chan, please make your first dream come true!
Okay!
Me?
Write it down...
Something...
Oh...
Huh?
Oh, oh...
Me?
What is this?
I don't know!
One more time!
Wait a minute!
I don't know at all!
Could you tell me what it was like?
Could you tell me what it was like? What kind of gesture was it?
I drew a lot of pictures this year and got everyone to know me...
I don't know.
You don't know?! What was it like?
I drew a lot of pictures this year, opened up a classic book, and grabbed everyone's hearts.
I see! You're almost a genius!
Thank you!
But now we don't know the classic book.
It's like opening a door.
Let's move on!
Next is San-chan-san.
San-chan-san, you're close.
Could you tell me what it was like?
San-chan-san, show us one more time!
He's not very energetic.
You can say it as much as you like.
The wish I want to come true is...
to imitate a dog as much as I can.
Who will make this dream come true?
Raise your hands if you want to imitate a dog as much as you can!
Now...
Is this a dream?
This is a dream!
You can imitate any dog as much as you like!
That's what this show is about!
Now...
Now, let's go!
Ayane-chan!
It's a full power dog!
I've never seen a dog before.
You're lying!
There's a dog!
Now, full power!
Now, Ayane-chan, please make your first dream come true!
It's not full power, is it?!
What is this?!
It's not full power, is it?!
What's going on in the end?!
Now, please make your judgment!
That's right!
What a shame!
Of course it is!
It's not a shame!
Next person!
Let's go!
Can you do it?!
Now, Shidaia, please make your first dream come true!
Full power! Full power!
One! One! One! One!
It's full power!
Now, please make your judgment!
What is this?!
It's full power!
What is this?!
I won't let them grow up like this!
It can't be helped!
What was that "one" just now?!
Now, let's see...
Next up is Yaji-san!
Oh, Yaji-san!
He looks like he's jealous.
Please tell us about your first dream!
Yes!
Right?!
That's right!
What could it be?!
I'm a little curious about it, but...
He's jealous!
Yes!
It's the new year, so...
I'd like you and Taku-chan to do a manzai play!
No, it's not a manzai play!
It's not!
Thank you!
Why are you doing this to me?
Now, who will make this first dream come true?
That's right.
If it doesn't come true, it can't be helped.
Are you really okay?
I want to do it! I want to do it!
I'm happy to do manzai with comedians.
Can I say one thing?
We are comedians.
We've never done manzai before. What should we do?
If it doesn't come true, I'll stand up normally.
What should we do?
I'm happy. I'm happy.
What should we do?
Now...
You've come a long way.
What do you mean by standing up?
I'll do manzai. Let's do our best.
What's up with her?
Now...
Now, Maria and Saki-chan, please make your first dream come true.
Hello!
We are comedians.
It's New Year's Day, isn't it?
That's right.
Speaking of New Year's Day, there are many things.
There are.
Mochi.
Mochi!
One mochi.
Mochi.
New Year's ball.
New Year's ball. And lastly...
Reindeer.
You're wrong!
You're doing it right!
I was in a hurry.
You did it right!
I was surprised!
I'm sweating!
Now, please give us your verdict!
That was a close one!
And with that, the game is set!
Taku-chan, what did you think of it?
Yes! Um, I'll say just one thing!
Um, please don't overdo it with Team 8!
Okay? Yes!
And with that, the match-match fan vote was successful!
The CM award will go to today's biggest member!
This is the ending of "Batchi Koui".
Today's biggest member is...
Saki-chan, please announce the biggest member of "Batchi Koui" who worked the hardest today!
You're almost there!
I'll announce it!
The one who can climb "Batchi Koui" is...
Shimizu!
How do you feel now?
I didn't think we could do manzai together.
I was chosen.
Double Ureshimizu, right?
You don't have to say it.
I haven't been helped by anyone but my partner for a long time.
I was saved.
At the end of the program, we will have an interview with Maria.
Please look forward to it!
How did you like today's Bachiko?
Maria?
Again?
You don't like it!
It went by so fast.
I'm sure you have more!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
OK, last but not least…
Last but not least, we will say goodbye with "bacchi coi" call.
One, two…
Bacchi coi!
Broadcasting station! Broadcasting station!
We will now have a 48-second interview with our heroes!
How was it, Maria?
I'm really happy. Thank you for having me here.
Yes.
Damn it!
It's not "yes", it's "don't you like it"?
Well…
Your question was really interesting.
I'd like you to do a short skit next.
No way!
What's with you, Misano?
It's not like we're doing it without doing anything!
What is it?
Wait a minute, it's a short skit, right?
Yes.
Um…
OK, here we go.
We have to do something.
A short skit?
Um…
A short skit?
Wait a minute!
New Year's Day.
Ah, New Year's Day is great!
It really is.
Speaking of New Year's Day, what do you think it is?
Of course it's that!
"Randoseru"!
It's "Oase"!
What the hell is this?
Man, this is terrible.
I'm seriously losing my job.
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