AISubs v3.5
From now on, we will hold the opening ceremony of the batch action.
Now, it is time for the players to come in.
Representative of Ibaraki Prefecture, Okabe Rin.
Representative of Tochigi Prefecture, Honda Hitomi.
Representative of Gunma Prefecture, Shimizu Maria.
Representative of Saitama Prefecture, Takahashi Ayane.
Representative of Tokyo Prefecture, Oguri Yui.
Representative of Kanagawa Prefecture, Oda Erina.
Representative of Niigata Prefecture, Sato Shiori.
Representative of Yamanashi Prefecture, Hidari Tomo Ayaka.
Representative of Chiba Prefecture, and the emcee of BACH, Yoshikawa Nanase.
That's all for the nine players.
Anyway, we will send you the new program, BACH BACH Suru.
Now, we will have a title call with Mr. Yoshikawa Nanate, who will be the host of the program, and Mr. Adlib Senshu, who will give a speech.
Sensei! We, AKB48 Team 8 members of Kanto, will work hard together with Mr. Tsuzuki Taku to create a wonderful program and contribute to Chiba TV!
Let's give them a round of applause!
One, two...
Let's do it!
AKB48 Team 8 members of Kanto will work together with Mr. Tsuzuki Taku to create a wonderful program and contribute to Chiba TV!
Isn't this caviar too big?
It's not caviar!
It's too big for me!
Isn't the red one more interesting?
Time's up!
I like the orange one better...
That is...
Team 8 members of Kanto's applause!
Awesome!
Finally, play ball!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Bachikoi Tournament
Now, I, Yoshikawa, will be giving a lecture on "Bachikoi Tournament"!
First, let me introduce...
"Bachikoi Tournament"...
Excuse me!
I'm the executive director of "Bachikoi Tournament", Mr. Tsuzuki Taku!
It's not that hard of a job!
I'm Tsuzuki Taku!
Thank you for having me!
Now, please introduce yourself, executive director of "Bachikoi Tournament"!
Thank you for having me!
For this show, I'd like the team 8 members of the Kanto region to do something special here in Chiba Prefecture.
Is that alright with you?
Yes!
By the way, Takai-san!
Yes!
Takai-san, right?
Yes!
Compared to Saitama Prefecture in Kuson Inaka, please tell us what's good about the big city of Chiba Prefecture!
Kuson Inaka is better than Saitama Prefecture in Kuson Inaka!
That's a good thing! If you say Kuson Inaka, you're saying a bad thing!
That's fine! Just make Chiba Prefecture more exciting!
If it sells at half price, let's stop saying that!
Well, Chiba TV, which is proud of Chiba Prefecture, would like you to talk about it,
but if you say Chiba TV's most popular show, would you like to talk about it, Tomomi Hidari?
What is it?
By the way, there is "Black and White Unjash", but that's all!
I said "Black and White Unjash" during rehearsal, but that's all!
Give me a hint!
A hint?
Well, it seems like it's going to be a popular show.
There is a show like that.
"Samago Ten".
Have you seen "Samago Ten" before?
All of them are talented!
Oh, I see!
Yes, sometimes it's like "Black and White Unjash"'s Kojima-san, like an amateur!
They're all professionals, so don't you know?
I don't know!
Well, you should study from now on!
That's right!
There is a show like that.
"The Karaoke Trial".
So, Oda-san, who is good at karaoke!
Oda-san, please sing "Bacchi Bacchi" on Chiba TV #18!
Chiba TV "Bacchi Bacchi"!
You're good at singing, so I think you can sing it right away!
Maybe it will become a theme song!
Yes! Thank you in advance!
Chiba, Chiba, hey, hey! Chiba, Chiba, hey, hey!
Chiba is a good place, let's all laugh together!
A famous song!
Yes! I admit your guts!
Um, you were aiming for "Kusatsu" in the middle!
Hey, please don't do it! Please do it in the original!
Now, in order not to lose in the karaoke trial, everyone will do their best!
Um, well then, Shimizu-san! Yes!
Your enthusiasm... Ah...
Please do it in one go!
One go! Yes!
In one go!
Wait!
Yes!
I'm not the kind of person who does one go!
No, you're not the kind of person who does it, but you'll do it!
You'll do it for this show only!
Ah, I don't know!
A one go gag about Chiba!
Huh?!
A one go gag about Chiba!
And for me, please don't say "Huh?!"
A one go gag about Chiba!
Yes!
You like Chiba, don't you?
I love him!
Oh! That's good, that's good!
If you love Chiba, you'll do it right away!
Now, please do it!
"Rakkasei"!
Oh!
Wait a minute! You just glared at me!
Stop it!
But I'm an idol, so I'd like to see you as an example as an entertainer.
Hey, if you hit me here, it's hell!
No way! No way! No way!
For now, let's end with the fall just now!
Let's not be weird anymore!
It's warm now!
Let's not do it!
And I'm sorry to be late, but this program will be broadcasted without cuts and editing!
Just now?
Yes! That's why you can watch the gag we just did right now!
This is the worst!
Is it okay?
Yes!
By the way, for the members who worked the hardest, I'd like you to do a hero interview on the stand!
Wow!
I did it!
While filling you with hope, I'd like to end my greeting here!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your wonderful greeting!
How was it, Oguri-san?
Huh?!
You're amazing, Suzuki-san!
As expected of you!
Hey! You don't have any impression at all!
I thought you'd praise me!
Please do!
Next up is a greeting from Chibatere's CEO, Ueda Seiya-sama!
How beautiful!
I'm sorry! How beautiful!
Don't be stupid! How beautiful!
It's a beautiful greeting!
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm wearing a little different outfit.
Then, president, please.
Yes, I understand.
Yes, I just introduced you.
I'm Nobueter of Hachiba TV.
Huh?
The contents of the program are...
Hachakame...
Not Hachakame...
It's very...
I'm doing it very hard.
You know what I'm trying to say, right?
Yes.
Then, as you know...
This kind of program has never been on Hachiba TV before.
Wow!
I'm looking forward to seeing all of you of AKB Team 8...
...working hard and doing your best.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
However, I hope you will work hard with a spirit of fair play.
Because I'm good at baseball.
I hope you will work hard with a spirit of fair play.
And as a result of that...
I hope you will spread Hachiba's power all over the country...
...and do your best.
Thank you, president Ueda!
Yes, I was going to do it again.
I'm sorry, really.
If you make such a president, your love will be forever and ever cheap.
Forever and ever?
Cheap?
Cheap!
Cheap love?
Yes.
Cheap love?
Wow!
I'll do it!
By the way, president, if you think I'm cute, please ring this "cheap love" bell.
Here you are.
Cute!
It's like you're protecting me.
I'll do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's start with YuiYui.
Yes!
Please make a cute request for me to catch you, president!
From now on, let's do "cheap love" together!
Yes.
Thank you!
President, please don't ring the bell before it's over.
Sorry.
I thought it was over.
Yes, that's right.
Okay, next is RinRin.
What?
"What?" is weird, too.
Go, RinRin!
Thank you!
President, if you use us teammates in the future,
the ratings and the relationship between me and you will be "cheap love", won't it?
Wow!
It's too low, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Okay, next is Hii-chan.
Yes.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Okay, Hii-chan. Yes.
Please go ahead.
Well, I love baseball, so I'd like to show it to real fans.
As expected of a show I appeared in last year.
But it's okay, isn't it? There's no reason for you to change it under the authority of the president, is there?
It's very competitive.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Then it's impossible anyway, isn't it?
But you have to raise your hand.
Oh, I see.
Oh, then if you raise your hand, there may be a possibility.
Well, it's not zero.
Oh, it's not zero.
Then...
There is a possibility that it will change immediately.
Okay, next is Sherry.
She's fast.
Go for it!
If I think that the president is watching me, I can do my best, too.
Please continue this show so that the president can watch me all the time.
Please!
President, when you laughed for the first time, it made you angry, didn't it?
I was smiling.
You were smiling. I see.
By the way, who did you like the most?
Why don't you do it, Yoshiko-san?
What?
Yoshiko-san, do it!
Yoshiko-san, please do it!
President, I was born in Chiba Prefecture, grew up in Chiba Prefecture, and watched only Chiba TV.
Is it true?
Thank you.
Is it true?
Please continue to support me like that!
Yes.
President!
Yes.
You didn't say "this program" but "me"!
That's right.
Yes.
"Me"?
President, you are kind!
You are kind!
Yes.
Well, President, you did many things just now.
Yes.
Who did you like the most?
Well, it's hard to say.
Yes.
Four people plus one person.
Yes.
It was good, wasn't it?
That's right.
Yes.
So, it's all of you.
All of you?!
Yes.
You are kind!
President, there is a hero interview at the end of this program.
So, please choose one person even if it's you.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Will you choose me for the interview?
Well, there are many other people.
Yes.
I want to do it now.
I'm looking forward to it.
Bacchi Koui
Here is the first issue of "Bacchi Koui".
Bacchi Bacchi
Top 10 ranking!
Now, according to a given topic, Taku-chan will rearrange members from 1st to 8th place.
Members, please guess what order it is.
Yes.
Taku-chan, what is special about this project?
Well, I've been saying "Taku-chan, Taku-chan" for a while now, but it's our first meeting.
Yes.
I'd like you to keep some distance from me.
I got it, Taku-chan.
Yes.
I haven't said it yet.
I didn't think I'd say it so naturally.
To be honest, I don't know much about Team 8.
Yes.
So, based on my first impression of you, I'll decide who you are.
Yes.
I'd like you to understand that.
Please think of me as an ordinary person.
I'm not an amateur like you.
Got it?
So, if you come out like me, you're an ordinary person.
Got it?
Yes.
Thank you in advance.
Yes.
Now, let me announce the first topic for the audience.
Here it is.
What is it?
I can't see it, can I?
Yes.
Don't look at it.
Yes.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
Good reaction.
Now, that's enough.
Yes.
Now, Taku-chan, please line up the members in the order of this topic.
I'm thinking about it now.
Can I say it while thinking about it with you?
What is it?
Don't ask me that.
Can I say it?
I think the first place should be Oguri-san.
Wow!
See?
What is it?
Anything is fine.
How about the second place?
The second place should be Okabe-san.
Wow!
Okabe-san is second place.
What is it?
Okabe-san is second place.
What is it?
What should I do?
How about Sato-san?
Wow!
Sato-san is third place.
What is it?
How is it?
Maria-chan, Maria-chan.
Do you really think so?
Yes, Maria-chan.
Maybe I felt the same way just now.
What is it?
I felt the same way when you came out just now.
What is it?
How is it?
I don't know! I don't know!
Which one? Which one?
Oda-san, Oda-san!
What is it, Honda-san?
But this is what I really think.
Really.
What is it?
Well, then...
What will you do with the other three?
Please decide for me!
Well, what will you do?
Well...
Honda-san, will you go?
Yes.
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Which one?
Well, then...
Takahashi-san, will you go?
Yes!
Takahashi-san, will you go with this one?
Yes!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
I've heard everyone's opinions, haven't I?
Yes!
Well, then...
All members...
If you know what this ranking is...
Please raise your hand and answer!
Yes!
Oh!
Ayane-chan!
Your legs look fast!
My legs look fast!
What does it mean?
Does it mean that something is rotting?
What does it mean?
Wow!
That's what it means!
Yes!
Another one!
What is it? What is it?
Do you know it?
What is it?
Sayori!
Um...
She's...
She's pretty!
What is it?
Close!
What is it? Close?
Close?
What is it? Close?
That's not it!
Go ahead!
Odairi!
She's cute!
Wow!
What is it?!
That's terrible!
Close!
Close?
What does it mean "close"?
Rin-chan!
Is it true?
Wow!
That's correct!
Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
I'm sorry! I'm not like that at all! Sorry!
That's mean! That's mean!
But everyone who agrees with this ranking is mean!
It's mostly everyone's opinion.
That's right! That's right! It's mostly everyone's opinion!
That's mean! That's mean!
It's like that! Those eyes!
That's mean! That's mean!
What do you think? What do you think?
Shiraya, what do you think?
What do you think?
That's what I thought!
Really?!
It's fine! If you're mad, it's just a fight with a variety show!
That's right! That's right!
If you're going to do it like you've been doing so far,
you can just say you're pissed off!
I hate King Kong and Nishio!
That's right!
Bad Boy
Here is the ending.
Taku-chan, please announce the member who worked the hardest today.
I would like to announce...
Today's "otachi" is...
Hidari-tama!
Congratulations!
What is it?
What's wrong with ending it like that?
Let's do it like that.
At the end of the show...
You're late.
Hidari will do hero interview.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Everyone, what do you think of "Bad Boy" episode 1?
How was it?
It was really short.
It went by in an instant.
That's right.
What about you, Aino-chan?
I got a very long and subtle order.
That's good.
It was subtle.
What about you, Shiori?
It was more straight-forward than I expected.
I'm a little worried about the future.
I'm worried about our relationship.
What about you, Taku-chan?
If you don't come out soon...
You won't be able to come out with your own characters.
You won't be able to come out for the next 10 years!
That's why I had a hard time during "Haneru no Tobira" era.
Everyone, please do your best!
I saw it!
Lastly, let's say goodbye with "Bad Boy" chant.
1, 2...
Bad Boy!
Thank you!
Broadcast seat! Broadcast seat!
Now, it's the 48-second hero interview!
This time, you were ranked 8th.
What does 8th mean, Suzuki-san?
I don't really know.
All I can think of right now is the word "anger."
"Anger" is a three-letter word.
Yes, I'm sorry!
But thank you for being ranked 8th and 8th in our team.
I'd like to fight this anger in the future.
Thank you!
Wonderful!
Um...
Hey!
Um...
The guy on the left was pretty stupid, so that was helpful!
Next week's "badge action" is also "badge badge"!
Badge action
8th, who's barefaced and cute?
The guy on the left!
Oh, no!
What?
Oh, no!
The guy on the left?
He's 9th in my ranking.
What?!
Oh, no!
My cool part!
Huh?
Is it okay? Isn't it okay?!
Yes!
The part where you can casually talk.
Oh!
Um... Sato, you've been nice for a while now!
Look forward to it!