AISubs v3.5
Good morning.
What are you doing today?
I came here today.
To do what?
To stay in front of the location.
What is your plan for tomorrow?
Tomorrow, we are going to Anloke.
I have a plan for tomorrow.
Tomorrow, at 6 a.m., we are going to do a wake-up prank.
No!
What?
I can't do it.
Let me do it.
No.
I can't do it.
You don't have to tell me.
Please prepare a cute wake-up prank.
A cute one.
Please wait for it.
A cute one.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Leave it to me.
You are right.
"Team 8's "Anta! Dokedoke!" is...
A program in which Team 8, an idol group aka "48",
goes all over the country to see each other.
The members who will participate in this program are...
Yuna Hattori, representative of Gifu Prefecture.
Okuhara Hinako, representative of Shimane Prefecture.
And today's guide is...
Chuei of "Nagareboshi".
Today's location is...
the mega city of Japan, Tokyo!
The members of Team 8 will enjoy the big city.
Wow!
There she is!
I'm not a ninja.
I'm Goromaru.
Wow!
I'm Nekojita.
This is frustrating.
Team 8's "Anta! Roke Roke!" begins now!
Den den den den den den den den!
Good morning!
Ah, I messed up, it's like this!
Good morning!
I am your guide for the day, Juei!
Bang Juei!
I'm back!
Look at me!
It's 5 in the morning!
Gossip!
First of all, let's start with this project.
It's called "Let's go see Yoko Kumeoki!"
Yo action!
Produce cute bedsheets yourself!
Chuwei-san will give a score based on her own judgment and prejudice!
The first challenger is Hinako-chan!
Excuse me.
Oh, the light is on.
Oh, coffee.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
There's a lot here.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Wait a minute. Let's go see it.
Let's go see it.
She's sleeping.
She's sleeping soundly.
She's cute.
There's a lot of stuff from the entrance.
Find Eight-kun from the club.
You can look for him.
He's not here.
This is suspicious.
He's not here.
Is he not here?
Wait a minute.
There's a lot of stuff down there.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Where is it?
It's a pain in the ass.
It's so scary.
I don't have this floor anymore, do I?
It's like a pattern.
I don't have to write anything anymore.
See?
I don't have it, do I?
I don't have it here.
Here?
I don't have it here, do I?
I don't have a floor anymore, do I?
Wait a minute.
Why did you put me in such a strange place?
Are you a very smart girl?
I fell into a trap.
Shall I wake you up now?
Good morning.
How was it?
I fell into a trap.
Really?
Why did you put me in such a strange place?
Don't you usually put me in such a strange place at the end?
It was annoying.
Why did you put me in such a strange place?
Do you know her?
Yes, I know her.
I watched her a lot.
Really?
Yes, I watched her a lot.
Really?
Yes, I watched her a lot.
Watched?
Yes, I watched her a lot.
Do you like her or not?
I like her.
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Give me back my money!
What is your score, Hinako?
To be honest,
I'll give you half of it.
It was a pretty good score.
But in the end, you said "normal" about me.
That's a pretty low score.
So...
16 points!
It's too low!
You didn't say you like me.
Who do you like?
Seiya.
Shibofuri Myoujo?
Real!
I like you.
You laugh even when I do it.
The next challenger is Yuna.
Excuse me.
Oh!
It's just a normal room.
Nothing is happening.
Wow!
Good morning.
What is this sound?
Good morning.
What is this sound?
I want you to sign this thick paper on the desk.
What?
On the desk?
Sign?
It's mine?
It's sleeping, isn't it?
I want you to sign this thick paper on the desk.
It's sleeping.
On the desk?
I want you to sign it.
I want you to sign this thick paper on the desk.
It's fast!
I want you to sign this thick paper on the desk.
It's scary!
I'll turn up the volume.
I want you to sign it.
It's scary!
It's like a horror movie.
I'll turn it on.
If I were alone in this room, I'd go crazy.
I want you to sign this thick paper on the desk.
It's scary!
I want you to sign it.
It's a tissue.
Are you kidding me?
What is this?
Are you kidding me?
Ouch!
Wait a minute. I was really scared.
Ouch! Ouch!
I want you to pull my left hand and turn it over.
My...
Next, I want you to pull my left hand and turn it over.
Pull your left hand...
I don't like it. I can only feel it.
I want you to pull my left hand and turn it over.
Ouch!
No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
I don't like it.
I want you to pull my left hand and turn it over.
It's not like that.
What? You're sleeping, aren't you?
Prank succeeded.
I know.
It's not a prank.
Were you sleeping?
Yes, I was.
Really?
I was sleeping.
All the time?
I'm scared.
Is this the sound quality of sleeping?
Good morning.
One more.
I'm scared.
It's not a cockroach or anything.
I'm scared because I don't know what's going to come out of it.
There's nothing.
No, it just caught me.
Really?
Yes.
It's amazing.
How was it?
There were a lot of things.
Cockroaches were thrown at me.
The electricity was on fire.
Usually, when you see something like this, you're like "Wow!"
I couldn't see it, but it hit me.
I was wondering if you'd be surprised.
Prank succeeded.
Yes!
Did you see it?
It was a reverse prank.
You're so naughty.
I got it.
What's Yuna's score?
One point.
The worst.
It's my line.
The worst.
One point, one point, one point, one point, one point, one point, one point.
But you gave me one point, so I'm happy.
Don't think ahead of yourself.
I'm happy. Thank you.
Your applause is loud in the morning.
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
The radio wave is ringing!
It's dangerous!
Well,
today,
I, Chuei, will be your supporter.
Thank you!
How was the prank just now?
At first, I didn't know who did it.
Then,
when Chuei noticed it,
I was very happy.
I liked it originally.
It's normal now, but...
It was a sales interference.
No, no.
But, I'm happy to be pranked
by such an amazing person.
Thank you!
Not a single one came in.
Why?
What about you, Hattori-chan?
I wanted to do something different from others,
so I pranked you, Chuei-san.
How was it?
No, it was terrible.
A cockroach toy usually surprises you by showing it, doesn't it?
But you threw it to me.
I thought it was important to be quick-witted.
Well, even if you were pranked,
you didn't get many points,
but please get high points from other entertainers.
If it wasn't for Chuei-san,
you might have gotten better points.
No, it's not like that.
It's not good.
If we both get pranked,
we won't be able to say anything.
That's not true.
Well,
it's your first appearance on "UNLOCK", isn't it?
Yes!
Thank you for having me.
How do you feel about your first appearance?
"UNLOCK" is a show I want to appear on for a long time.
It's a show, isn't it?
Yes.
Have you appeared on it, Chuei-san?
I have.
Of course you've seen it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
When did you appear on it?
Yes! "TOCHIGI"!
Was it "TOCHIGI"?
No, it wasn't.
It was a terrible mistake!
Do you remember the members?
The members I remember are...
girls, girls, girls...
There were four of you.
It was "AKB-8", wasn't it?
No, no.
It was a radio attack.
I don't like it anymore.
Wait a minute.
Don't get angry all of a sudden.
It's not something to get angry about.
But it hurt.
Stop it!
So, if you look at me,
you'll be able to tell
where we are.
So, where are we?
Okay, Okara-chan!
Yes!
Tokyo.
I see.
Can I be silly for once?
For example?
Where are we?
It means I'm wearing this outfit, doesn't it?
It means...
I won't say it.
Tokyo!
We are in Tokyo!
That's right! It's a mega city where Japan is the world!
Since we are in Tokyo, let's announce what we are going to see!
Yes!
Here is what we are going to see!
Ta-dah!
Something you can't see in the countryside!
This time, we are going to have the members of Inukappe enjoy mega city Tokyo!
In Ebisu, which is the most fashionable city you want to live in in Tokyo,
we are going to see something you can't see in the countryside!
Ebisu doesn't have Gifu, does it?
It doesn't!
It doesn't have Gifu!
It doesn't!
It doesn't! It doesn't have Shimane, does it?
It doesn't!
It doesn't, does it?
Ebisu is a city name!
It doesn't have Gifu!
Oh, I didn't know about that!
I didn't know there was a logic like that in this world!
I was surprised, too!
Here you go!
This pride of mine doesn't matter anymore!
Here you go!
This is crazy!
Here you go!
What is this?
You don't trust me at all!
So we came to Ebisu!
What do you think, people in the countryside? This is Ebisu!
You don't like it, do you?
Where is this?
I don't know. It must be some park in Ebisu.
To be honest, I don't know where Ebisu is either.
So we actually came to Ebisu.
This is what I'm wearing. You know what I'm wearing, right?
Do you know what I'm wearing, Okara?
This is also a hint.
Thai!
Yes, this is Thai, right?
Yes, you're right. It's Thai.
So what is this?
A fish shop.
That's right!
I'm going to crack this open and eat it!
You idiot!
You have a bad temper.
Ok, this is Ebisu!
One of the seven lucky people, Ebisu!
Seven lucky people and who?
Everyone on a boat in Shiranoya.
There were about seven of us.
Oh, I know!
One of them is like Kami7.
Well, you're right.
You just said something pretty good.
It's boring.
Are you kidding me?
This is heavy.
It's heavy?
It's heavier than you think. Try holding it.
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy.
It's heavy, isn't it?
What are you going to do?
What do you mean "just crack it open"?
Now, with Ebisu, the number one city you want to live in,
I'd like to announce the first person we're going to meet.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, the first person we're going to meet is...
Ta-dah!
The person from 20 years ago!
She's not alive yet.
She's not alive.
That means she's a baby.
We're going to meet the person from the baby on the starting line.
By the way, 20 years ago,
20 years ago,
when they were babies, they were like this!
Ta-dah!
What?!
I'm tired of this!
Do we look alike?
You look like a gig.
Do you know what a gig is like?
You say that every time we go on location.
It's like a gig, isn't it?
What about you?
Do we look alike?
Are you an artist?
You're cute.
You haven't changed.
Try doing it from this angle.
Is it okay for me to laugh?
Yeah.
Your face should be more slanted.
I can't do it.
Why not?
It's too early for you to give up.
I can't do it.
Well, if it's not you two,
it means you can go back to when you were babies.
When you were babies,
your skin was so tight.
Yes, it was.
After you got there,
it healed in a few minutes.
Oh...
Wait a minute.
Are you saying something that funny?
No, it's boring.
What is boring?
No, I'm sorry.
What is boring?
Your story is boring.
That's...
Don't mess with me!
What is it?
Can we meet?
Let's go meet them!
Over there!
Yes!
Don't say "yes"!
Everyone is heading for the personal training studio "Perfect Body Life" which is now a hot topic in Ebisu.
But what does it mean to meet yourself 20 years ago?
Can you stop saying "I'm embarrassed to be with you, so please leave me alone" when we are walking in the city?
And "I can't call you 'hey, kiss me'"
Ibis is a city where the most celebrities in Japan are used to it.
I also believe that you didn't call me on purpose.
Oh, I'm sorry. It started.
Let me introduce you.
She is the representative of "perfect body life"
Ms. Tadokoro Shinjiro.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Tadokoro, please ask Ms. Shinjiro what you are interested in here.
OK, let's go.
A lot of things are scattered here.
What are you going to do?
I always have a lot of things here.
Oh, you have a lot of things here.
Yes, she came all of a sudden, so I brought all of them here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
OK, Ms. Okuyama.
I heard you can meet yourself 20 years ago.
What does it mean?
It's true that you can meet yourself 20 years ago, but you don't know what it means, do you?
I don't know what it means.
Well, in terms of age, if you are serious, you may have a knee pain or your arms don't stretch anymore.
If you are an athlete like that, you can shave your joints.
Shave?
Yes, you can shave your joints.
No, no, no. Shave?
Yes.
What does "shave" mean?
Yes.
The two of you are going to receive "half-bone shaving", which is said to rejuvenate your muscles for 20 years.
It's a procedure where you shave the waste called "half-bone organism", which has accumulated around the bone for many years, with your fingers.
This time, you will go and meet yourself 20 years ago with "half-bone face shaving" that also has a face-to- face effect.
Well, first of all, Chuei, who will soon be 41 years old, will do it for you.
Then, Chuei, who is 21 years old and 20 years younger, will do it for you.
Wow, Chuei, you have a lot of piercings.
So, first of all, Chuei received "half-bone shaving".
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Wait a minute.
My eyes hurt.
What's this? Eyeballs? It hurts!
It hurts!
Wait a minute!
Half-bone!
It hurts! It hurts!
What's this?
It hurts!
This is what happens when you do bad things.
How is it?
You look handsome.
Do I look handsome?
Your left side.
I think I made a mistake.
You did it this way, didn't you?
This is Chuei, who received "half-bone shaving".
He endured severe pain and became a little handsome.
Can I be honest with you? I didn't know how you looked like now, but you look very refreshing.
How old are you now?
Forty-twenty-one.
You're good!
If you add two, it's thirty.
Why do you add two?
I want you to shave half of your face.
Do you need an explanation for that? Then do it for me.
I want to do it, but I'm scared.
Everyone, this is...
Ebisu, don't say "it hurts, it hurts" like you're in a country club!
So, I'm going to deliver this message.
"City girls should be cool!" No reaction! Anton Kendra!
From now on, they're going to shave their short hair.
However, during shaving, a reaction like Junpei's is negative.
Those who don't have many painful reactions will receive a luxurious present!
Is it okay if it hurts, you two?
No, absolutely not.
It's strong. Make it weaker.
Got it.
Why?!
No, no, you definitely won't do it now.
Got it.
Your face! Your face! Your face!
No, I won't do it! I won't do it!
So, do your best to meet yourself from 20 years ago!
Sensei!
One of you two has a problem with your face.
What's wrong with my face?
Both of you.
Is that why you weren't popular?
You're suddenly talking about it!
Okay, Antoni-chan, you go first!
First, I'm going to shave Yuna-chan!
How is it, Antoni-chan?
I'm looking forward to it!
Can you hold back your reaction?
I think I can.
I think I'll laugh instead.
That's not good!
Okay, Sensei Tadokoro!
I'll start with your chin.
Okay.
What's this?
It's not that bad.
What? Doesn't it hurt?
No, it hurts.
But you said it hurts.
It hurts now.
You're holding it in, right?
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
My legs are all messed up.
I can only react with my legs.
Wait, my eyes...
Wait, what's going to come out?
It's bad, isn't it?
It hurts...
You said it just now, didn't you?
Oh, it's good! You're not laughing!
Wait, what's really going to come out?
Huh? I don't like it! It hurts!
It comes out naturally.
I'll close my eyes.
You just closed your eyes.
It's bad!
It's bad, isn't it?
I'm tearing up.
You're crying!
Can you not cry?
Why are you being so kind?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Why do you think you have to do something like this?
Wait, don't forget you're an idol!
What do you think? Is it more common now?
I think it's more common.
It's true that there's a lot of waste.
Isn't it good?
Okay, we're ready.
Stand up and...
Does it change the height of your cheeks?
No, it doesn't change at all.
Right?
Oh, you're right!
It's different! This side of your cheek is higher!
But it's true that this side of my cheek is higher.
It's different.
It hurts...
It still hurts?
Oh, you're not crying now, but you're moved.
Yuna-chan did her best with tears in her eyes because of her seniors' support.
As you can see, that effect...
may have brought her a little closer to herself 20 years ago.
Next, Hinako will also say "gari gari"
Okada-chan, what do you think?
A high school student said it doesn't hurt.
I think it's okay.
No reaction?
So I'll do my best.
You'll do your best.
I see.
You'll do your best.
Please bear with it.
If you say "no reaction", I'll say "no reac...
Okada-sensei, I'm looking forward to working with you.
It's already started.
Does it hurt right now?
Not much.
It doesn't look like it hurts.
You're old.
You're right.
Not at all.
It's not soft at all.
There might only be meat in my cheek.
My bones are mostly fine.
Are you okay?
Yes.
What?
Don't say that!
My heart is...
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
All of a sudden?
Count it! Count it!
It's fine.
Is it there?
It's a little hard.
It's coming! It's coming!
Because you have a round face.
All of a sudden...
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Look! Look! Look!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
"No reaction" is also a game.
It really hurts!
Look!
It's not big at all.
It's totally different!
Who are you?!
This part is different.
The width is different.
Is it that different?
Is it different from Yuna-chan's?
How is it?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Hinako-chan was ignoring all the rules and reacting all the time.
Here is the result.
We don't know which one is the baby anymore.
And the result may have been revealed, but there was no reaction.
How many times did you react?
11 times.
Wow, that's a lot!
You're going to lose, aren't you?
Am I going to lose?
How about you, Okada-chan?
How many times did you react?
37 times.
That's a lot!
So, the one who reacted less is the winner.
So, Hattori-chan wins!
You did it!
I'm happy!
A luxurious product will be presented.
What is it?
As a reward for Hattori-chan, we will give you a special foot massage.
A 20-year-old foot...
Wait, don't hide it from me first.
Let's have a foot massage by a 20-year-old foot and have you become beautiful.
Foot massage. How is it?
Do you want me to do it right now?
Right now.
Wow!
Right now.
So, Yuna-chan will have a special foot massage by a 20-year-old young frog.
It hurts!
We will polish you even more.
One more time and your lymph will stretch.
Ouch!
It's not bad. How do you feel now?
It's not different at all, isn't it?
Yes.
It's white from here.
Yes.
I'm happy.
Well, it was cut off.
It was cut off.
How is it now?
It still hurts.
Does it hurt?
Yes, it hurts outside, but it's refreshing.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
It's refreshing.
I'm really happy, too.
It's here.
Ebisu is here.
You two are from the countryside, aren't you?
Yes.
It doesn't sound like this, does it?
No, it doesn't.
The temperature in the countryside is like this, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It doesn't sound like this.
You can hear it from the sound of the rice field.
Gero, Gero, Gero, Gero, Gero
It's like that, isn't it?
Well, Ebisu is...
Why did you edit it and make it?
It's amazing.
Hey, Ebisu.
Please make a joke.
Gan-chu-e
It's good.
I'm jealous of you, Ebisu.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Well, it's my city.
It's amazing.
Ebisu is amazing.
By the way, everyone.
Yes.
Are you hungry now?
Yes, we are.
Is it here?
It's not only here.
Is it here?
What?
I don't know if you happened to say it here, but it's here.
Look at this.
Really?
It's said to be a holy place of meat lovers.
It's a super famous restaurant that sells Japanese beef, steak and hamburgers.
It's "Meaton Yagawa".
Really?
Really.
You doubt it, don't you?
You doubt the program itself, don't you?
Because it's unlocked.
Unlocked?
You touched it without permission.
Because it's a staff sample.
Oh, no.
What would you do if it was real?
Is there a real pattern like this?
Look, the staff is scared.
Because you touched it suddenly.
And it's very hard to say.
It's not hard to say.
Every word you say is bad.
Wait a minute, please.
Now, I will announce what you will meet here.
Here is what you will meet here.
Ta-dah!
Unlocked lunch box for 10,000 yen.
This is...
You can't find it in the countryside, can you?
Unlocked lunch box for 10,000 yen.
You can't find it.
I've never seen it.
You can't even find a lunch box for 10,000 yen.
Isn't 10,000 yen amazing?
It's amazing.
It's very expensive.
It's too expensive.
But, this unlocked lunch box will let you eat it.
It's definitely a lie.
It's a lie.
It's definitely a lie.
Don't be skeptical.
It's hard to eat it in the countryside.
Do you want to eat it?
We want to eat it.
If you say so, we can't help it.
Let's go to the location.
Yeah!
This is the entrance, so it's the entrance.
It just opened in July.
It's a hot topic in Ebisu.
Meet Yazawa, Take Out Ebisu-san
The main store is, of course, "Meet Yazawa-san".
They use the highest quality chicken tenderloin.
You can enjoy it with exquisite steak and hamburger.
It's a meat wonderland.
But, what kind of lunch box is a 10,000 yen unlocked lunch box?
Let me introduce you, the original chef of Meat other, the famous hamburgcer who developed that famous hamburger, Fukushima-san.
Fukushima! Fukushima! Fukushima! Fukushima! Fukushima- momom! Fukushima-momom!
So, if you have any questions for Fukushima-san, please ask us!
Raise your hand, Hattori-chan!
I heard you have a 10,000 yen lunch box. What kind of lunch box is it?
It's a lunch box filled with only delicious parts of black beef.
Black beef?
Yes.
Only delicious parts?
Yes, only delicious parts.
Are there any parts that aren't delicious?
No, there aren't.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing? It's not a quality that you can only see on location!
I've never seen anything like it!
It's amazing!
This is the 10,000 yen lunch box.
It's amazing!
Sirloin, Chateau Aubrian, and hamburger.
It's all meat.
And the hamburger is that famous hamburger, right?
Hamburger?
No, that's not it.
It's a famous hamburger.
It's not an exaggeration to say that it's a famous hamburger in Ryuto and Yadawa.
Since we're here, let's have a 10,000 yen lunch box as a location lunch box!
Thank you so much!
Let's eat!
It's a 10,000 yen location lunch box!
I'm really looking forward to it!
I've never eaten it before.
You haven't eaten it before?
How do you eat it?
Just eat it normally.
That's right!
Is there anything you want us to eat?
Um, three kinds of...
That's no good!
Wow, you're generous!
So, we'd like to give you a 10,000 yen lunch box, but...
Look at this.
This.
Huh?
Actually...
We won't change two of them for our show.
What?!
We won't change one of them.
We don't have that much money left.
So, we're sorry about the rest of it, but...
This lunch box...
Ah! Stop it!
You'll be eating it.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Huh? Are you serious?
Yes.
Well, it can't be helped.
Ah, not again!
So, we'd like to present you with this project.
It's called...
A 10,000 yen location lunch box is decided by a one-shot gag!
"Chuuei's one-shot gag landing quiz"!
What? It's not a pie!
Let me explain the rules.
From now on, this Chuuei, who has 300 one-shot gags,
will show you one-shot gags halfway through.
The two of you, no matter what kind of one-shot gag it is,
will have to eat it in one go.
What's with that?!
There are several questions, so the one with the most correct answers wins.
That means you can eat a 10,000 yen location lunch box.
The one who loses...
Idiot, will you marry me?
...will eat this one.
The one who wins will eat it.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that kind of joke.
I think you should do it by yourself.
Which kind of joke do you think is funny?
I don't like it.
Are you going to use it?
Please laugh for me.
If you think it's funny, you can laugh.
3, 2, 1, start!
Boobs.
OK.
Is it OK?
Is it OK, manager?
It's unexpected.
It's OK.
It's funny, but I'm surprised.
Who will eat this 10,000 yen noodle?
OK, let's start.
Chuuei's one-time-joke quiz.
First question!
Hop, step.
I've seen it before.
Yes.
Hattori-chan, from the beginning.
I'll go.
Hattori-chan's answer, please. Go!
Hop, step, pumping.
Close!
But...
Close!
The idea is good. As expected of Gifu, it's the same drink.
Let's go, Okara-chan.
I can't remember.
Let's say it together.
Let's go. Go!
Hop, step, topping.
Isn't it funny?
What is it? Hop, step, topping, right?
It's very funny.
It's funny.
Then, the answer of the first question is...
this one!
Let's go!
The answer is...
Hop, step, camp!
The topping was more funny.
I thought the same thing.
The topping may be confusing in the future.
The second question!
Hop, step...
Have you seen it?
Yes, I have.
Yes!
What will happen in the future?
I don't know.
Hattori-chan, you look like you know it.
Then...
What is it actually?
It's hot, isn't it?
Because it's hot.
Then, let's go!
Hop, step...
What does it mean?
I couldn't breathe and went into it.
It's a joke.
Is it a daily occurrence?
I don't know.
Let's go to the next one!
Yes!
Okara-chan!
Yes!
Let's go!
Please!
Yes!
Cat tongue!
Do you know what "gag" means?
I don't know!
It's not like "oh, you're here!" but you don't laugh!
It's hard to understand!
Because it's "gag"!
Let's go! The correct answer is...
"Hiyashipis"!
Wow! Suddenly you said "hiyashipis"!
"Hiyashipis" doesn't fit at all!
Because it's "hiyashipis"!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny!
Isn't it?
That's how it is!
Let's go!
You're still doing it!
Will you get it right?
Next!
It's an easy one!
Let's go!
The third question!
"Ooooh"!
No, no!
You just said "oooh" for some reason!
It's not "ninja"!
Fukushima-san, do you know what it is?
I don't know!
I'm sorry!
Do you want to try?
Let's do it!
It's okay!
Let's do it!
It's okay!
It's "ninja"!
It's okay!
Please!
Please do it!
It's more violent than I imagined!
It's okay!
Let's do it!
Okay!
Are you ready?
I don't know!
Okay!
Please!
It's not "ninja"!
It's "goromaru"!
"Ooooh"!
"Ooooh"! "Ooooh"!
Isn't it?
It's just a joke.
It's not a joke, it's a guessing game.
What are you doing?
What are you doing actively?
Ok, Okuhara-chan.
"Ninja" is...oh, like this?
I'll go.
Go ahead!
It's not "ninja", it's "samurai"!
What is it?
The meaning is different!
What?
What do you mean by "it's not "ninja", it's "samurai"?!
It's funny!
Hey, it's funny!
Ok, I'll go.
The answer is...
It's not "ninja", it's "ichinomato" fish!
It's difficult!
What a shame!
It's a big struggle for Chuei-san's one-shot joke, which is too difficult!
Neither of them got it right.
Finally, the next one is the last question!
It's the last question!
I'll go.
"Anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and...
I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it recently.
The place you say it is also important!
Place?!
One more time!
"Anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and "anata" and...
"Anata" and...
Two, three, two!
It's "ni, san, ni"!
The first letter!
(laugh)
How beautiful!
Hello!
You and you and you and you and you and you and "moon"-sama!
Too close!
Here, Ntori-chan.
You and you and you and you and you and you and you and "floating star"
No, it's not! It's 7! 1, 2, 3, 2!
It's 5!
Oh, it is!
How many letters is it?
Seriously!
How many letters is it?
I learned it at school!
How many letters is it?
I know! I know! I know!
I remember! I remember!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
I won for sure!
I've seen it before! I've definitely seen it before!
I won for sure! I won for sure!
I won for sure! I've seen it before!
I've seen it before! I've definitely seen it before!
I've definitely seen it before!
I'm sorry.
Yes!
You and you and you and you and you and you...
Orient!
I knew it! I knew it!
It's frustrating, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Why? Are you tied up in the back?
That's what happened.
Yes.
How do you feel?
It's annoying.
I haven't shaved yet, but tears are coming out.
It's frustrating.
So, Hinako got a 10,000 yen special bento.
She used the highest quality of English-ranked Karage Wagyu for luxury.
She baked a freshly baked special bento after receiving an order.
She ate as much as she wanted.
Here it is.
Thank you for waiting.
Look at the lid. It's amazing.
It's delicious from here.
Here I go.
It smells really good.
It's amazing.
Look, it's shining.
It's shiny.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
This is Karage Wagyu 100% hamburger.
This is Halloween Steak and this is Chateaubriand. Both of them are in English rank.
That's the best.
English rank.
Isn't that good too?
Let's open it.
Open it?
Are you using your brain?
Oh my god!
Let's eat!
Wow!
It's so rich!
Isn't it good?
It's good.
Let me cut it first.
Cut it vertically, right?
How do you cut it?
Oh my god! That's not good.
Juice!
Meat juice?
Meat juice.
Please eat it!
Thank you for it!
How is it?
Oh my god!
This is the best out of all I've eaten so far.
It's really soft.
The meat.
Can you see it, Mr. Camera?
I'll eat it!
Can you see it?
Wow!
It's coming out!
Wow!
Amazing!
It's coming out.
Let me make a report.
That's where you should start.
Thank you for it.
Oh, it's dark.
Excuse me, but can we go over there?
This is sirloin steak.
Wow, it looks so good.
Look at it.
Look at it from here.
What's so great about it?
Look, it's shining.
Which one?
Look, it's shining.
Which one?
Look at it properly.
Okay, I'm going to eat it now.
It's so soft.
It's like...
It's chewy.
It's soft.
It's soft but it's chewy.
You're contradicting yourself.
This Chateaubriand is the best part of it.
It's the best part of it.
It's absolutely delicious.
Look at this shine.
Let me eat it.
What's wrong, Nanji?
I just chewed a little and it's gone.
I'm getting used to it.
I just realized it now.
I want to eat it too.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Really? Are you really going to eat it?
Chateaubriand.
It's so soft.
It's perfect.
Thank you.
It's so good.
It's so soft.
It's so good.
Can I have some hamburgers?
No.
Why?
Do you like Chateaubriand?
Thank you for the meal.
It was so good.
No, you can't.
I said you can't.
What's wrong with you?
I want to eat it.
You want to eat it?
Okay, then.
We'll start "Chu-yan's gag quiz".
I'll tell you what will happen if you do this.
You did it before, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I've seen you doing it before.
You did it before, didn't you?
I don't think you've seen it.
You're giving up, aren't you?
You can eat it if you get it right.
What will happen if you get it right?
It will be automatic.
Oh, no!
You'll get it if you get it right!
Right?
I want it!
Eat it!
I'm sorry.
When they were about to resume filming, an unexpected incident happened.
Do you have a ticket?
Yes, we do.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Are you going to say it?
What?
What are you doing?
What?
What is it?
I'm just eating with my friends.
You are lying.
Are you serious?
Yes.
In private?
You are lying.
What is it?
You are lying.
Excuse me.
You are lying.
Excuse me.
What is it?
Are you serious?
Yes, we are serious.
By any chance?
The person who called us out of nowhere is Nanase Yoshikawa, who happened to be in Ebisu.
Are you filming?
Yes, we are.
It wouldn't make sense if you weren't filming.
We are filming in Ebisu.
That's nice.
Don't you have something to do?
We don't have anything after this.
What?
Are you serious?
Can we go?
What?
Can we go?
Let's go.
What?
Is it okay?
We didn't prepare any costumes.
Is it okay if we go?
She said it's okay.
Is it okay?
Really?
Are you two okay with it?
Well...
Why?
Why, guys?
The way you asked for it is...
We are working now.
Is that so?
The way you asked for it is...
Well, you are right.
Please do something for the camera.
What?
Now, it's time for a research test.
Make everyone laugh with one joke.
Ebisu, Ebisu, Ebi...
Hey, don't put your bag down from your shoulders.
I've never seen you like that.
Hold it for me. Yes, yes, yes.
Ebisu, Ebisu, Ebi...
You tried to do it properly.
Please.
What will you do?
It's good, isn't it?
So, Nanase-chan's participation is decided.
It's on Chiba TV.
I'm doing it with Taku-san.
You're doing it with Taku-san?
Yes.
Then it's okay.
Are you doing it with an MC?
Yes, we are.
Then you can be an MC.
I'll go this way.
What?
No, no, no.
It's okay. I'll leave it to you.
No, no, no.
What? Really?
Yes.
So, Nanase-chan, who doesn't know what's going on, will be an MC.
But that's it for this time.
Please look forward to the second half of "Ebisu Location" next time!
I've received erotic pencil sepia.
And this time, it was a big hit with Team 8's participation.
"Summer Station" music live will be released!
We'll also play the new song "Sukida Sukida Sukida" which is a hot topic!
The suspund is getting more and more exciting!
Jan jan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan
If you look in front of you, it's long. How many kilometers will it continue?
I want to go one step at a time forever, traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam
I met you for a moment, fell in love and drove, but
Where did you get in? It's a bad love, it's a big problem, problem, problem
No matter how deep you are, it doesn't matter.
I can hear you clacking. You're waiting for me, right?
If you're excited, you'll get excited. If you're excited, you'll get excited.
My patience will tell you when to care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, more wow wow wow
I'm going at speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, more wow wow wow
Over here, over here, over here, over here, yeah, yeah, yeah, more wow wow wow
Suspect, suspect, suspect, it's not real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, more wow wow wow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, more wow wow wow wow
I like you!
I'm embarrassed
I have to be careful
The world is more
Let's make those feelings open
People's eyes are dramatic
Unacceptable
Ignore me
I love you (I've always known)
I love you (These feelings)
In the middle of everything, I scream
I love you (I love you)
I love you (Can you hear me?)
I only love you
Since we met, I want to spit out what's left of me
"I love you" (I wanted to tell you)
"I love you" (these feelings)
I shout in the middle of my throat
"I love you" (please say you love me)
"I love you" (won't you say you love me)
Today, I only love you
I love you
Team A's...
You! Out of my way!
Good morning!
Because you're pigs!
That's enough! Stop it for once!
Ta-dah!
It's not over yet! It's not over yet!
I know you haven't eaten it yet!