AISubs v3.5
I was surprised! I was surprised! I was really surprised!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
The next "unlocking" is Ibaraki Prefecture.
Yay! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Yay! I missed it.
To be honest, I'm very anxious about this time.
You mean Ibaraki Prefecture?
No, no. I'm an Ibaraki ambassador.
It's okay. I'll take full responsibility and make it a fun location.
Then, let's draw lots.
I'm looking forward to it! Where is it?
There is a "C" this time, so please put that "C" in there and mix it well and draw one.
Okay!
Please draw it wherever you want it to be.
Okay! Here it is!
Match!
It's my first time seeing it.
Match!
But, you know, it's close to Tokyo.
Because it's the smallest one.
It'll take you an hour to get there.
I'm anxious.
Will it be okay?
"Team 8's "Anta! Roke Roke!" is a roke show where AKB48's "Team 8" goes all over the country to meet up with all kinds of people!
This time, we're going all the way in Ibaraki Prefecture to meet up with...
Sato Akari-chan, representative of Miyagi Prefecture!
Sato Shiori-chan, representative of Niigata Prefecture!
Nakano Ikumi-chan, representative of Tottori Prefecture!
And this time, Okabe Rin-chan, who's in charge of MC!
I wonder where we'll meet up in Ibaraki Prefecture's Goka-machi!
Zu...Zubari?
Is it 6 yen?
"We'll be together like this forever, right?" "That's right."
"Team 8's "Anta! Roke Roke!" begins now!"
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
This time, "Roke" has come to Ibaraki Prefecture,
which is full of love and charm,
and is too special!
It's the best!
Why do you say that?
It's a charm ranking.
What is it?
It's 47th place.
How many times in a row?
Five years.
It's full of love and charm.
Shut up!
I'm sorry for being late.
What is it?
Wow!
Can I have it?
Can you have it?
I'm Prince Ibaraki, Okabe Rin!
Wow! It's real!
Wow!
As a prince, I'm the MC of "Gotochi,"
and I'd like to break the crappy evaluation of "Rokuda Ranking Reopened."
It's been a while since we did "Anta! Roke!"
That's why I'm so excited.
Really?
You're Ibaraki, aren't you?
Why do you say such a terrible thing?
If you're Ibaraki, can I make fun of you?
Let's not say that.
You say you're a great prince,
but we've been a prince for a long time.
That's right.
Hello!
I'm Prince Fujisato of "Tottori,"
and I'm Prince Nakano of "Kurayashishi Tourism."
Wow! You're doing both.
And I'm Prince Miyagi of "Miyagi Kizuna."
Really?
I'm Prince Sato Akari of "Kurayashishi Tourism."
Me, too!
Ta-da!
Are you serious?
Everyone, look at this!
I brought it for you.
Wait! I don't like it!
What is it?
It's unfair!
Tell me!
When did you prepare it?
There is a QR code.
It's the most advanced QR code.
I'll read it out loud!
I lost!
But I'm also a sponsor of "Team Niippo" and "Special Crew."
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Don't fool me! I'm not a prince!
Because you are a member of "Special Crew"!
You are the coolest member of "Special Crew"!
Let me introduce you to my friend for this trip!
It's him!
That's right! That's right! That's right!
Run away! Run away!
I can't stop laughing!
Hello! I'm Chie of "Nagareboshi"!
Bravo!
Chie of "Nagareboshi"!
Wow!
Hello!
Welcome back!
I'm back! I'm back!
What can I hide from you?
I'm also a tourist ambassador of "Hidami" in "Yufu Prefecture".
Wow!
Here you are!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Chie of "Nagareboshi"!
Wow!
Chie of "Nagareboshi"!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's "Toredaka Question Time"!
Please ask questions and answers that you know well.
Yes!
Are we teammates? Are we teammates of "AKB"?
Yes!
Do you know us?
Of course I know you!
Or you don't know me?
What?
Which one was it?
Random!
You don't know me!
I have something I want to ask you.
In other words...
She said "in other words".
It's true!
In other words...
Out of the four of you...
In your impression...
She's the type of person you like the most.
I see!
Who is it?
Wait a minute!
Who should I choose?
God!
Let's dance party now!
Why are you running away?
Wait a minute!
Am I running away from being a comedian?
Why are you running away?
It's true!
It's Shiorin!
You like Shiorin the most!
Shiorin is always like this!
I like Shiorin!
Is that so?
The three of you are too relaxed!
By the way...
When you are in trouble during today's shooting...
Is there a gag you can use?
I want you to do it!
If you tell me about it, I'll definitely do it!
Akarin will do it!
No problem!
When you are in trouble...
There is a gag you can use when you are about to cry!
I don't like it anymore!
What should I do?
Picasso!
You can use it!
I'm glad you like it!
Can you do it?
You should practice it once!
I don't know if I can do it today!
Picasso!
Why do you quit right away?
It's a waste of time!
No, I'm asking you how you're going to continue this.
I just got my make-up done.
That's not relevant!
So, please look behind me!
This is where we came this time!
This is Goka Town in Ibaraki Prefecture, which I chose by chance!
Goka Town!
Let me explain about Goka Town.
Goka Town is the least populated and well-known town in Ibaraki Prefecture.
What? You chose that?
Yes, I chose the least populated area.
In 2001, it was not possible to move within the prefecture without using public roads.
So, it's better to move to Saitama Prefecture.
Really?
But, in October of this year, the "Toyo It's Class" logistics center will be completed.
So, Goka Town is an excellent future town where we can expect a lot of development in the future.
This time, we will hold a "Toredaka Bus Tour" in Goka Town, which is full of charm, on a community bus!
Let's go and meet the best "Toredaka" in Goka Town, which is fully backed up!
Yes!
Community bus!
Great!
It's 9 o'clock in the morning now.
We still have some time until we leave.
So, we will have a breakfast time at Michina Station.
Let's go there!
Let's go!
Let's go by car!
That's right!
Don't be shy!
That's right!
Don't be shy!
Well...
There is a shop, but...
It's not open yet, isn't it?
It's the most crowded and popular spot in Goka Town!
It's a "Toredaka" excellent Michina Station Goka!
Goka!
Isn't it all closed?
I think so.
Unfortunately...
It says "sales day", doesn't it?
Yes, it says "sales day", but...
The first and the third Mondays are closed, but...
Don't worry! It's OK!
I'd like you to open a shop specially using "Ibaraki Taishi"'s flour!
Wow!
Can you do it by yourself?
Yes!
I've got your permission, so...
Let's go right now!
Finally!
Look! She's doing it!
Wow! She's doing it!
"Ibaraki Taishi" Rin-chan asked me to open a shop specially for her.
It's "Michina Station Goka's Food Corner"!
Among many famous goods,
"gokarin-yaki" is the most popular one!
Let me introduce you!
Ms. Sako Okazuya opened a shop twice a month!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Good morning, Okabe Iragi-taishi. Good morning! Nice to meet you, too!
Now, it's time for Q&A!
Go ahead and ask your questions!
Are you an old man?
Not at all.
What is gokarin-yaki?
It's a doll-shaped goka-machi.
Gokarin is a character.
There are various flavors.
Are you an old man?
Sako-san, can you show me the example one?
Here it is!
This is gokarin-yaki.
Isn't it cute?
Can you show me the example one?
You won't die, will you?
It's okay. I'll insert it later.
Insert? No way!
It's time for you not to insert it!
That's what I wanted to say!
Don't worry!
This is an insert video of gokarin-yaki.
Now, five people will eat and report various flavors of gokarin-yaki.
One of them will eat mustard in secret!
Please show us your food report and reactions!
Choose one you like.
Whichever one you like?
Let's go with this one.
I'm really hungry.
Let's go with this one.
Let's start with Shurin!
Thank you for the food!
What flavor is it?
It's custard cream!
It's sweet and delicious!
It's delicious!
Next, Ikumi!
Me?
Thank you for the food!
What is it?
It's custard cream!
Custard cream?
Custard cream!
It's amazing!
It's custard cream!
It's delicious!
Next, Shurin!
Shurin!
In other words, it's red bean paste!
Wait a minute! Is it brown sugar?
Is it coffee?
It's coffee!
Coffee!
Let's eat!
It's mayonnaise!
It goes well with it!
It's delicious!
I'll try it, too!
Is it mayonnaise?
Wait a minute!
What does it taste like?
No! No!
What does it taste like?
What?
I'm sorry, Akarin!
I forgot to say it!
For one thing,
Karashiri was divided
in my stomach!
That's why you were turned around in the end!
That's right!
The order of eating was strange!
But, I chose it!
Ah!
No! No!
I can't comment on it!
With Akarin's food report,
we met Toredaka,
who was 3 minutes and 44 seconds tall!
It's about time for the bus to arrive, so...
That's good. Just when it's over like this, you get on the bus and move, so you're moving forward today, right?
Yes, that's how it is today.
Oh, here it is!
- Is it here? - Yes, it's here!
- It's not here yet. - What about the bus?
- The bus... - It says it's 10 minutes to 7.
- Is it 10 minutes to 7? - What time is it now?
- It's 10... - 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
9 minutes and 43 seconds!
You're not waiting for the bus at all!
- Hang in there! - What's going on with the time right now?!
- It ended early, so... - I know.
What should we do? It's Toredaka, right? We should do something, right?
Why don't you all get a gag message from Chuei- san?
No, that would be rude of Chuei-san.
No, that would be the most rude.
- Ah! - Wait, is the bus here yet?
- It's not here yet! - Oh, it's here!
- Isn't it this one? - It's here, it's here!
- Eh, really? - Huh? Really? - It's here!
- Eh, amazing! - Eh, why?
- Ah, ah, ah! - Re-release? - Re-release?
- Ah, ah, ah! - Re-release, you say?!
- Why on earth did you do that?! - Eh, really?!
- Eh, wait! - I won't even look at it!
- That's right! If you look at it, you'll have to get on it!
- Huh? By the way... - Wait for me!
- Eh, seriously, seriously! - Eh? Eh, really?!
- Eh?! Really... - Excuse me, please wait for about 15 minutes more!
- Then let's do something, since we're here! - Let's do something!
- It's Toredaka, isn't it? - Toredaka...
- What should we do? What should we do? - Eh?!
- That's what the MC will do all day today, right?! - It's a trial, right?
- Then let's play tag!
- Tag?! - Tag?! - How old are you, seriously?!
- 9 people are demons! - I'm a demon?! - Demons!
- And you four are playing tag? - That's right!
- Eh, what should we do? - What should we do? - I can't see the end! What should we do?
- If you get caught... - If you get caught... - It's a penalty game, and it's a one-shot game!
- Why is it a penalty game?! - Why is it a penalty game?!
- It's weird, treating it like a penalty game!
- Let's start! Let's start playing tag for a bit! - What?
- While we're running away, okay? - While we're running away...
- What did you say?! - Eh?! - What did you say?! What did you say?!
- I said "while we're running away"! - Ah, I see...
- Okay, go! - Ah, this is bad!
- 1... 2... 3... - I really can't do it!
- 0! - Oi, are you really going?!
- How can you run like that?! - No!
- You're fast!
- Eh?!
- No, you'll get caught for that! You'll get caught for that!
- Ah, you'll get caught for that!
- Did you get caught?! - Wait a minute!
- Time's up!
- Time?! - Time?! - Time?!
- Can I touch you? - What is it?!
- You're running away too much!
- I thought you'd caught me, but you let me go!
- My stomach hurts! - You can't do that!
- You're running away too much!
- You really can't do it! - No, no, no...
- You can't do it! It's just the beginning!
- Ah, what a bad face!
Rin-chan and Akari-chan who got caught are doing a punishment game gag!
First of all, you have Akari, right?
Yes, I do.
So, it's a revenge, right?
Keep that face for at least 3 seconds.
3 seconds! 3 seconds! 3 seconds!
Ah, you're playing tag! You got caught!
Pikaho!
That's good!
You're forcing it!
Ah, that's a good reaction!
This is the reaction of a punishment game!
Next up is Rin-chan's punishment gag! Please do it!
It's a crying gag, right? It's easy to use.
Crying gag? Crying gag?
Ah, I want to cry already!
Paka! U~pa~ru!
Ah! That's bad!
That's a high level one!
I can't take it with my face.
This effect is important!
Go for it, Rin-chan!
Ah! I can't take it anymore!
This is U~pa~ru~pa~
This effect is important!
I'm going home! I'm going home!
Where are you going?
Come back! Come back!
Isn't it bad today?
As a result of the chase, they met in 2 minutes and 17 seconds.
It seems like the bus hasn't arrived yet...
Ah, I want to ask you about this!
I want to ask you about this!
Eh? Eh?
Ah, it's here!
Ah, it's okay. The bus has arrived.
Choose the type of man you like.
Ah, the bus has arrived!
No, choose the type of man you like.
The bus has arrived!
We have to get on it quickly!
The bus has arrived!
What's with you getting on the bus in a good mood?
Yay! I've been waiting for you!
This is Goka-city's community bus, Goka-ringo!
We're about to get on this bus and go, but...
Ta-dah!
Did you sell it?
I couldn't get on the bus with Goka-ringo!
It's okay! It's okay!
Ibaraki Taishi is important!
So, let's get on the bus!
Let's go!
Let's get on!
It's like a business trip!
Wow!
Here we go!
So, we get on Goka-ringo and go on a bus tour in Goka-city!
Wow! Look outside!
Wow!
It's blooming!
It's blooming! It's blooming!
It's blooming!
Wow! It's blooming for the first time this year!
Next, we'd like to find a world-class big star that Goka-city is proud of!
A world-class big star?
What do you think of him?
I think it's him!
Yes!
Peace's Ayale!
I thought it wasn't Goka-city.
It's Goka-city!
Isn't it Goka-ringo?
Oh!
What if it's Goka-ringo?
I'm getting anxious!
What if it's Goka-ringo?
I think I saw something I don't like.
I'm getting anxious!
Who is it?
Let's get off the bus!
Let me introduce you!
I'm Goka-ringo, a big star of Goka-city!
Hey, you did it!
I'm sorry. I could see it from the bus.
I said "I did it!"
It's like you get the answer right away in a quiz show.
Thank you for coming!
What's up there? Shabu-shabu?
No! Flowers! Flowers! Flowers?
Among them, who is the cutest?
Me? Thank you, Goka-ringo!
Thank you, Goka-ringo!
What's up with you, Ibaraki prefecture?
Earlier, you said you were shooting a world-wide film.
I'm here now.
Do you know each other?
Oh, you're not Goka-ringo!
I'm not a world-wide big star.
I'm at Dome Park. Shall we go in?
Where is it?
Atejiya.
Where is it?
There are a lot of roses blooming.
Now, Goka-ringo, please take us to the big star.
Is there a world-wide famous person here?
Yes, he's waiting for us.
A world-wide famous person?
Yes, a big star.
Oh, there he is!
Hello, Goka-ringo!
There he is!
Look!
Who is it? What's going on?
Something is happening! Look!
What's going on?
Wow!
Thank you very much, Gokarin, for bringing me all the way here.
Thank you. You can take a break now.
Gokarin, is it over?
Wow! Now that I'm here, I'm more concerned about this than that person's introduction.
Here, Gokarin is at the limit of activity. It's break time.
Let me introduce you. This is Masahiro Oyugi.
She passed the Magic Electric Magic Castle audition.
She's a wild, world wide old man.
Wow!
Wild wide?
World wide, right?
Yes, world wide.
Wow! Is that cream puff for us?
I'm a little concerned about it.
I'll use it later.
If you say "later", you'll keep it for a long time.
That's right.
I'm also concerned about what's in the box.
Aoyagi-san's world magic show.
It's showtime!
Chie-san was here earlier, right?
Yes.
Are you concerned about this box?
Yes, I am.
What do you think is in it?
Cream puffs.
Let's take a look.
What's in it is not a cake, but a card.
A card.
What we're going to use today is this snack.
Wow!
I'd like you to help me.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes.
Here you are.
Why did you choose a prize?
To be honest, I think it's cute.
Wow!
What we're going to do now is...
We're going to put one of these snacks in a paper bag.
Sato-san will put it in the bag.
Yes.
I'll show you.
I'll show you what snacks I put in the bag.
I won't tell you.
What's in it?
There are various snacks in it.
Wow!
Is it a cake?
Yes, it is.
I'll put it in the bag.
Wow!
I'll show you.
Wow!
Yes.
Wow!
It's okay.
Yes.
I'll hold it with a clip so you can't see what's in it.
Wow!
Please put out your left hand.
I can't do it.
I don't know what it is.
Hold it firmly like this.
Do you feel the weight?
Yes, I feel like there's meat in it.
I'll put one of these snacks in it.
Yes.
It's difficult for me to say "Please guess what it is" like this.
I can't do it.
That's why I've prepared snacks for you in this card.
Wow!
I'll show you again.
I won't tell you what snacks I put in it.
Yes.
There are various snacks in it.
Yes, there are various snacks in it.
For example, there is a koala's march or a pie.
Wow!
Are there any similar or suspicious snacks in it?
No, there aren't.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm all right.
Please look at me.
I'll spread it out backwards.
If you think it's burnt, point your finger at it.
I'll bring it up to make it easier to understand.
Look at this card and remember it in secret.
Then put it on your chest.
Do you like that candy?
I like it.
That candy is not sweet, is it?
No, it's sweet.
Isn't it hard to chew because it's hard?
Not at all.
No, it's not like that.
By the way, how do you eat that candy?
I eat it with a spoon.
I don't eat it.
Let me explain.
The card you chose is a rice cracker.
No, it's not.
I want you to show it to me.
It's a pudding.
No, it's not.
What do you mean?
There is no pudding.
There is no failure in this magic.
Where did you get this pudding?
It's just a rice cracker.
But you said it was a rice cracker.
I definitely drew a rice cracker.
Why?
Let's check what's inside.
I'm scared.
Please open it.
What is it?
There is nothing in it.
Why?
I've been holding it for a while.
Is it this one?
Is it that one?
Is it this one?
I saw it.
I saw everything except for the red one.
Sato-san, you said you like pudding, right?
Yes, I like pudding.
Don't you want to eat more delicious pudding?
I want to eat it.
What?
You didn't touch it, did you?
Let's check what's inside.
There is nothing in it.
It's heavy.
Why did you say it's empty?
I chose a card, so it's empty.
It looks delicious.
What?
Where did you get it?
Why?
That's all. Thank you very much.
I think you can be active in the world.
Do you know it?
It's amazing.
These special sweets are handmade by Mr. Aoyagi.
Did you make it?
Mr. Aoyagi is a sweets specialist.
He is a super authentic sweets magician.
I've never heard of it before.
What is it?
You want to eat it, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Unfortunately, there is only one sweets.
So, let's make a plan.
"Let me eat sweets and get sweets".
"Koi's magic competition".
Use these magic goods and show us your magic to make Mr. Aoyagi eat sweets.
The winner will receive a special pudding from Mr. Aoyagi.
The winner is Ms. Ikumi.
Mr. Aoyagi, please close your eyes.
Don't open your eyes until I say "OK".
Not yet.
Open your eyes when I say "three, two, one".
Three, two, one.
I fell in love with Mr. Aoyagi so much that I became a cat.
That's good.
You did it.
How was it?
I was very excited.
You did it.
Please buy it if you like it.
"Akari's heart-shaped magic".
I'll call you "Ao-chan", OK?
Yes.
Can you give me your hand?
Yes.
I'll call you.
Don't move.
Yes.
I'll deliver my feelings to you.
Close your eyes for a moment.
Are you ready?
You gave me a wonderful magic gift, so I'll give you a gift, too.
No, it's terrible.
It's meaningless to close your eyes.
It just makes you more sensitive.
I got a magic gift.
I'm so happy.
At last, Shiori is good at this.
I'm going to meet Mr. Aoyagi today.
I've been practicing magic, too.
Can you show me?
Yes.
I'll use this rope.
Yes.
Rin-chan.
Yes.
Can you hold my hands together?
Yes.
My hands?
Yes, hold my hands and hold me twice.
I'm going to escape from here.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Can you hold my hands like this?
I got it.
Yes.
What is it?
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'll escape from here without using my hands.
Yes.
Three, two, one.
What?
I can't take it off.
I think I failed.
But we'll always be together, right?
That's right.
Take it off.
That's all.
Thank you.
Let's shake hands.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
That's amazing!
How was it?
It was very good.
He said it was very good.
It's true.
Can I try it?
Do you want to eat it?
I want to eat it, too.
Emergency participation.
Juei's magic show.
Let's do it.
Can you stand up?
Like this?
And like this.
What?
Aoyagi!
You like this, don't you?
You doem magician!
Magician's "m" is doem's "m", isn't it?
You bastard!
That's all.
It's not magic anymore.
That's all.
You look very happy.
Who made Aoyagi doem's "m" with love's magic?
It's not Sato-san.
It's Nakano-san.
I did it!
If you like it, please eat it.
I did it!
By the way, how did you decide it?
You looked very cute when you ate it.
You like cats.
You like cats, don't you?
I evaluate it properly.
It's detailed.
Ikumi-chan!
Eat special pudding!
Aoyagi-san!
She did it!
Ten minutes and forty seconds.
She did it!
Yes, everyone, there are still 30 seconds until the bus arrives.
Let's play a game aiming for one more person who got it.
I think you got it already.
Not enough.
You were such a positive girl.
It's not enough, so please draw a prize.
I got it. What is this?
Wow, this way.
Wow, you chose it.
This is good. This way.
I'm scared of your eyes.
This way.
This way?
Then, do you want me to do it this way?
Yes, Tarzan rope cutting contest.
Wow, what is this?
Shall we move first?
Tarzan rope?
Let's go.
I forgot about it.
Here it is.
Wow.
Everyone, here it is.
Wow.
Ta-dah!
This is it.
We will use this rope and cut the rope.
We will announce the prize at the goal point of the Tarzan rope.
If you come up with an answer, please challenge Tarzan.
Please say the answer in front of the camera at the goal point.
I see.
Tarzan, you don't have to do it, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
It has nothing to do with it.
You can say "yes" and "no", but you don't have to say "yes" and "no", do you?
Fans may want to see it.
Do you want to see it?
Tarzan rope cutting contest.
Then, let's start Tarzan rope cutting contest.
Yes.
Question one.
I don't like this kind of rope.
What kind of rope?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, Shiorin, please.
Here we go.
It's cool, isn't it?
A head of a rose turned into a pig.
I'm already happy.
Come here.
The winner is...
Oh!
It's a success!
Congratulations!
The next one is...
The cherry!
Here you go!
X position!
Now, the verdict is...
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
That was super funny, wasn't it?!
You took it again, didn't you?!
That's why I'm taking it seriously!
No, you can't!
Seriously!
What's with you?!
What, you're going back just because I said no?!
What's with you?!
Don't be so hard on me!
You're pretty hard on me!
Next, Akarin!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of Gokarin! What kind of Gokarin?!
I can't do this anymore!
I'm so bad at this!
My legs are so long, I can't do it!
I can't do it!
I'm sorry!
Poor Gokarin, but let's do it again!
That was super funny!
Let's do it one more time!
I don't like this kind of Gokarin! What kind of Gokarin?!
Here I go!
Wait, it's normally scary!
My true identity is Uparu!
Now, Gokarin!
The verdict is...
Ah!
Okay, let's do it!
It was normally funny!
What was that?! That was super funny!
Okay, Akarin! Can you do it?!
Yes!
I can do it!
I don't like this kind of Gokarin! What kind of Gokarin?!
His eyes are actually eyebrows!
Gokarin, what's your verdict?!
Hot strawberries are fun, aren't they?!
You two, hurry up!
Don't you have any other questions?!
We'll change the questions!
Here's the next question!
What is Gokarin's dream in the future that no one can say?!
Yes!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Sweets magician!
Now, Gokarin's score is...
I won!
Yay!
Chieri!
I'm glad!
Chieri, you can go now!
What is it?!
I'll change the topic!
What?! You're going to change the topic?!
Sure!
Actually, Gokarin had a good name!
Now, what is your name?!
Gokarindberg!
Wait! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it!
Gokarin, what is your score?!
I can't do it!
Can I say one thing?!
Your topic is very difficult!
Shall we change the topic?!
You can say whatever you like!
Whatever I like?!
I have to accept it!
The most handsome one!
I don't like this Gokarin!
I see! Let's go with that!
Director, please give us a high-priced answer at the end!
I'll do it!
Here we go!
I don't like this Gokarin!
Where are you from?
I'm from Totsugi!
What is your decision, Gokarin?
You're from Totsugi, aren't you? You're from Ibaraki, aren't you?
Why are you so strict with me?
Apologize.
That's right.
Even if you say "apologize," I won't apologize.
I won't forgive you for being silly, Gokarin!
Two! One! I forgive you!
If you had a partner, you'd be more funny!
Why doesn't anyone say anything?
We met Toredaka at 5 minutes and 34 seconds on the Tarzan ropeway.
The bus will arrive soon.
Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Gokarin.
Thank you, Gokarin.
Let's meet again, Gokarin.
Let's meet again.
See you again, Gokarin.
Bye-bye.
We say goodbye to you, Gokarin.
We get on the Gokabe apple again and go to the next Toredaka spot.
How was it?
It was fun!
Was it fun?
To be honest, I thought Tarzan ropeway was a joke.
But it was really fun.
Next time we go on a trip as celebrities, we'll do it again.
It was fun.
Thank you!
Next, we're going to meet super cute people.
Super cute?
Why is Gokarin cute, too?
He's cute.
Why is Gokarin super cute?
I know!
Gokarin's cuteness is electric.
I see.
We're going to meet super cute people again.
What is it?
To meet super cute people, everyone got off in front of Mishima Shrine.
We're going to walk from here.
You know what it is, don't you?
What is it?
You're at the bottom of "charm" and "ranking".
You're making fun of me.
If you lose, you'll know the result.
The result is the result.
That's right.
Everyone, it won't be long.
It won't be long.
We're here!
The next "ranking" point is...
Goka Kindergarten Kindergarten!
Oh, you're here!
Yes! Let me explain!
Goka Kindergarten Kindergarten is a large garden in the Kanto region,
where children can play freely.
It is an educational center that values the feelings of kindness, the importance of life, and the feelings of kindness.
It is a place where children can grow up easily.
When I get married to you one day,
I hope we can raise two children here!
What? What? What's wrong with you?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Your angle has changed!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Your angle has changed!
Cute children are waiting for us, so let's go!
Yes!
Excuse me!
They are so cute!
Go ahead and meet them!
It's okay! I'm an expectant person!
Let's go!
Wow! They are so cute!
Do you know about middle school?
Yes!
They are so energetic!
Hurry up!
There were only three of you!
So, we have prepared this project to meet the best students of Goka Kindergarten Kindergarten.
What is it about?
Catching the hearts of good children! Kindergarten generation competition!
A.K.A.B! A.K.A.B!
As a cute kindergarten teacher, I will show you a fun game that will make children happy.
I wonder which teacher will win children's hearts the most.
The first one is "Surprise Self-Introduction".
Now, three teachers will show you a fun introduction and a special skill that will surprise everyone.
Teacher Shiori, please introduce yourself.
If you know the song, please sing with me.
Are you ready?
Let's make a snowman.
Open the door.
Let's play together.
Why don't you come out?
We used to be good friends.
Why can't we see each other?
Let's make a snowman.
A big snowman.
I'm from Niigata Prefecture where it snows a lot.
My name is Sato Shiori.
Nice to meet you.
My special skill is to make a relay with my eyes.
I will make different movements, so please watch me carefully.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Thank you very much.
You were doing it properly.
Except for the song being too long.
I didn't know where you were coming from.
Who's up next?
Ms. Akari!
Ms. Akari, please introduce yourself.
Hello, everyone!
I love sports very much.
I'm Akari Sato.
Thank you for having me.
Take a look, everyone.
What's going on?
Okay, everyone.
Let's copy Ms. Akari's movement and do some exercise.
Let's go!
Jump!
Okay, turn!
Okay, turn the other way!
Bend!
Wow!
Jump!
Oh, you did it!
You guys are good!
Lastly, let's do it together!
Let's say, "Ei! Ei! Oh!"
You didn't think about it, did you?
One, two...
Ei! Ei! Oh!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
That's great!
How was it so far?
Did you have fun introducing yourselves?
Yes!
The first teacher and the second teacher.
Which one did you like better?
The first teacher.
That's great!
As you can see, the children are watching you!
Wow!
That's scary!
Next up is Ms. Ikumi's surprise introduction!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
I'm sitting on a chair.
I'm wearing these shoes.
I'm eating delicious oranges.
I'm Ms. Ikumi!
Let's say, "Ms. Ikumi!"
One, two...
Ei! Ei! Oh!
Wow! I'm so happy! Thank you!
Ms. Ikumi is good at dancing, but do you know about AKB48's "heavy rotation"?
Are you happy?
Ms. Ikumi would like to sing and dance for you!
Here we go!
I love you!
In my head, my heart is pounding!
Music!
Heavy rotation!
Everyone, be nice to Ms. Ikumi!
Okay!
I'll do my best!
Was Ms. Ikumi's self-introduction fun?
Yes!
Wasn't it fun?
Yes!
She's honest!
The next game is...
"What should we make with the original "heavy rotation" bar?"
Okay! What should we make with the "heavy rotation" bar? Do you know about it?
Yes!
Three teachers will show you what to make with the original "heavy rotation" bar according to the piano accompaniment.
Please imagine what you have never done before and try it!
My eyes are dying one by one!
If you give up, it's all over!
I will do my best!
First of all, Akari teacher's challenge!
Then, Akari teacher's original "heavy rotation" bar, please!
"Heavy rotation" bar! Heavy rotation" bar!
What should we make with it? What should we make with it?
My right hand is "heavy rotation" and my left hand is "heavy rotation" too!
I'm a runner! I'm a runner!
Thank you!
Next up is Ms. Ikumi! Do your best!
Everyone, please be nice to Ms. Ikumi!
Nice to meet you!
Okay, Ms. Ikumi, please show us your original "Goochoki Pan"!
With Goochoki Pan, with Goochoki Pan
What should we make? What should we make?
Right hand goes like "pa" and left hand goes like "pa" too
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Thank you!
Wow! It only started when you were excited!
Did you have fun?
That's not fair!
Last up is Ms. Shiori's "Goochoki Pan"!
Okay, Ms. Shiori, please show us your original "Goochoki Pan"!
With Goochoki Pan, with Goochoki Pan
What should we make? What should we make?
Right hand goes like "pa" and left hand goes like "pa" too
With Goochoki Pan, with Goochoki Pan
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
With Goochoki Pan, with Goochoki Pan
One-shot gag!
Yes!
From now on, the three teachers will collaborate with Chuei Onii-san, who has 300 jokes, and show us their one-shot gag!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
First, Ikumi Sensei and Chuei Onii-san's collaboration gag!
Then, please show us!
Yes!
Then, Ikumi Sensei, let's go!
Yes! Leave it to me!
Then, everyone, let's go!
On one!
Ready!
Leave it to me!
Yes, thank you!
Yes!
How was it?
My heart was completely broken!
Are you stupid? That was the level of an explosion just now!
Next up is Chiyori Sensei, who is known for her strong heart!
Yes!
Then, Chiyori Sensei's one-shot gag! Please show us!
One, two!
Do you want to eat shinkami for a day?
This doesn't have anything to do with the teachers' skills! It's my gag choice!
Lastly, Akari Sensei, please show us your nice choice!
Then, Akari Sensei's one-shot gag! Please show us!
One, two!
One more time!
Let's go a little forward!
I can't do it.
As you can see, adults can't do it.
Now, all the games are over.
Who do you think was the funniest among the children?
Well, line up where you think you were the funniest.
Here we go.
One, two, go!
Yay!
Thank you!
Congratulations, Akari-sensei!
Please show us your joy of winning with this winning one-shot joke!
What did you teach me in the morning?
Isn't it here?
Can you do it, Akari-sensei?
An alarm clock?
Now, we have a topic all of a sudden!
An alarm clock!
So, the topic is an alarm clock, right?
Yes!
Now, Akari-sensei's one-shot joke!
Three, two, one!
Please show us!
Ah! I overslept!
Picasso!
Don't show that face in front of children!
At last, let's play fortune cookie with children who played with us!
Please listen to us! "How to fall in love"
Let's say "goka machi" together!
"goka machi" "goka machi"
One, two!
goka machi
I like you, but I'm not interested in you
I'm ready to die for the first time in a while
One, two! "goka machi" "goka machi"
If you look around you, there are a lot of cute girls
But plain flowers won't notice you
One, two! "goka machi" "goka machi"
If you listen to the music flowing in the cafeteria in a daze
You'll start moving from your toes to the rhythm you didn't know
I can't stop my feelings now
Come on, come on, come on, come on, baby!
I love you, fortune cookie
That doesn't exist in the future
Just show me your smile on the day and night
P umpkin fortune cookie
Help me luck out more than I did today
- Over there! - ♪ It's not what you think it is ♪
- Over there! - ♪ A miracle happens when you think about it ♪
- ♪ I love you and Goka-chan ♪ - ♪ Goka-chan ♪
- Ready and... - ♪ Goka-chan! Goka-chan! Goka - chan! Goka-chan! ♪
- Ready and... - ♪ Woo! ♪
- Thank you! - Did you do it?
- Everyone, thank you for today! - Did you do it?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
In the child care center, we met Toredaka for 15 minutes and 13 seconds!
Lastly, our traveler friend, Chuei-san, will evaluate Goka-machi's clocks by 8 out of 10!
Out of 8 out of 10, how many 8s are there?
8...
3!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Why? - Why?
Hey, haven't you forgotten something?
Why doesn't everyone say "Zubat" (means "Zubari" in Japanese)?
- Zubari! - Zubari!
- I forgot! - If you didn't say it, you would have been 8th place!
- 8th place... - Is it "Zubari" or "Zubari"? - It's "Zubari"!
- Is it "Zubari" or "Zubari"? - Yes, it's "Zubari" and you get two points for "Zubat"
- It's embarrassing to get it back that much... - I don't know! I was chasing it too much and slipped!
- "Under" - "Loke Loke" - "BBA" - "BBQ" - "Inssa" - "Kaimatsu"
- "Tomato garden" - "To be a wife" - "Kuchiutsushi" (translate it into Japanese)
- "Mitchorin" - "Mitchorin"
- Wow! - What was that?!
- You shouted like an old man!