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Why not choose? Non-selected Tawashiro Sagemi!
Now, let's move on to the topic.
This is "If you were to be selected as a member, who would you swap with?"
It's like "Ikiya no Kikatsu"
This is fun.
In order for AKB to further promote,
if you were to be selected as members,
who would you swap with?
We'll tell you the reasons as well.
These non-selected members on this show,
who would you swap with?
By the way, Seiya-san.
Yes?
Is there a senior comedian you think is better than him?
Downtown-san, Ucchan-san.
No, no, no.
That's too much.
Sanma-san.
There's no one like that.
I want to spread bad news.
That's nice.
Goodbye, Bore-san.
Thank you very much!
This is AKB48's latest single "Doushitemo Kimi no Suki Da"
who would you swap with?
17-year-old researchers Yuki and Sorara are selected for the first time!
Only 16 people can join!
That's right! There are sometimes 32 or more selection members,
but joining this selection of 16 people has been a big goal for a long time.
The three researchers are quite amazing!
No way!
Now, we will each say the name of the selection one by one.
Yes!
If you want to swap with that person, please raise your hand.
No way!
Let's go one by one!
Let's go!
First of all, who do you think it is better for you to swap with Yukirin?
The oldest one, right?
Yes!
Oh!
Sorano!
It's a very simple reason, but...
Simple!
I'm the only one with the same birthday as Yukirin-san in AKB.
And we're going to live and die together,
so if I were to say it like fortune-telling, I think our fortunes are exactly the same.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
It's like self-defense tactics!
Yes, that's right!
How old is he?
Ten years older!
Yukirin-san!
This is really...
Let's swap right now!
Next, who do you think it's better for you to swap with Mion?
Mion!
Captain?
Oh!
Only Orin!
Mion-san and Chiori-san and I often host theater performances together,
but the two of them can't keep up with me.
What?!
Yes.
They're too much, and I can't keep up with them.
You can't keep up with them?
They suddenly throw weird jokes at me,
and I drop that joke and pass it on to the next person,
so there's no one to fix it for me.
It was a bit of a problem for me as well, so I decided not to join the show.
But that doesn't mean you can't keep up, right?
Can you keep up with Seiya-san?
Seiya and Orin's double MC.
We often do it at the theater.
We do it when we're happy.
When you're happy. The two of you doing a live show as MCs.
Ah, come on, Orin. You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy, I'm having fun, I'm super happy!
We're close friends!
Chiyori-san is a "nakanishi"!
If you pass through "nakanishi" and "shi", you're "nakani"!
If you go in and out of "nakani", you're back to "idol" again!
That's scary!
I'm scared!
I wonder if there's an entertainer like that.
Is it okay for an idol to do something like that?
Please stream it!
It's crazy!
Next up...
Mogi-chan and Okarina!
Mogi-chan's is more recent, isn't it?
It is!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
First, shall we ask Okarina first?
Yes!
A lot of fans say that Mogi-san and I have similar characters.
And now, we have similar twisted parts.
I don't think we need two twisted people on New Year's.
I see!
Just now...
Mogi-chan and I are of the same generation.
Mogi-chan runs a YouTube channel called "You na Mogi on".
"You" and "na" and "on" have always been selected.
And Mogi-chan, who has always been selected, goes in...
and the three of them have the strongest shield...
Oh my!
I think that's why they're being lifted up and going in.
Oh my!
That's how it is!
What an analysis!
That's what I thought.
Oh my!
Going in as a team...
Ah, I see.
It's very unique to the same generation.
I see!
That's great!
Then, moving on...
Yes!
Who wants to switch with Yuiri?
Yes!
OK, who would you like to change with Kurano Narumi?
Naru-chan.
Yes!
Oh, Naru-chan.
When I did a single for Nemohammerumor, I was under Naru-chan.
I was in the centre in the theater performance.
I see.
She said I was really cool, so I think I can't lose there.
Good, good.
And you, Hama-chan?
I want to say this, but...
You say it.
That's how you say it.
I love basketball.
And I have a slam dunk and a basketball job.
Oh, you do.
Kurano started watching slam dunk when he was three years old and tried to steal my basketball job.
Wow!
Just because Kurano said the birthplace of slam dunk, it became such a hot topic.
Wow!
I didn't become a hot topic for anything!
Wow!
So I didn't want anyone to steal my job.
So after I graduated, I don't play basketball anymore.
You don't play it anymore?
I don't play it anymore.
Oh!
What?
Oh, what is it?
Now that this has happened, we have a phone call again.
A phone call?
Hello.
In the last episode, Naru-chan suddenly got a phone call from one of the members.
Will it be the same this time?
Yes!
Hello.
Is it Rin's dad?
Hello.
Oh!
What is this voice?
Who is it?
It's Yuiri.
Oh, it's Yuiri!
Today, the first member of the music video shooting is suddenly busy with a phone call.
Nevertheless, thank you for calling us.
Thank you.
Thank you, Yuiri.
Thank you.
For Yuiri, who doesn't know anything yet, let me first explain what this is about.
Just now, Haachan said that if you were to switch members, it would be Yuiri.
Why?
What was the reason?
Well, it's because you're stupid.
Why?
It's because you're stupid.
It's Yuiri, if you say it like that.
I don't think I'm stupid.
I see.
I see, Haachan.
No, I can't do multiplication and I can't write kanji either.
You can't do multiplication?
You can't do multiplication, Yuiri?
I can do it.
You can do multiplication, right?
I can't do it.
Then can you show me the order of 7?
7x1 is 7.
7x2 is 14.
7x3 is 21.
7x4 is 28.
7x5 is 35.
7x6 is 42 or something like that.
Something like that?
7x6 is 49.
7x8 is 56.
7x9...
What's 7x9?
7x9?
7x8 is 56.
6x6... 10x10 is 63?
You're adding something up.
It's simple but you can do it, so don't worry.
Is there anyone nearby?
Is there anyone who drinks mochi?
Mochi?
Saki said it quite a lot.
Hello?
Mochi?
I'm Shimofuri Myojo.
I'm Mochi.
When you and Saki were switching places, you said "it's Mogi-chan".
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
I think it's because of Yuna-on that Mogi-chan is selected.
You said something you shouldn't have said.
That's what they say, Mogi-chan.
It's not like that.
It's about your ability?
That's right.
My ability and luck.
Luck?
Luck and luck are not that different.
Next up is Naru-chan who recently started getting into basketball!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...
She has a really nice face in front of the crowd.
Thank you for your hard work.
Sorry, I know you are really busy.
No, I wasn't. I'm sorry.
Sorry, Hama-chan said she had something to say.
Sorry, I'm Hama.
Who are you?
I'm Hama.
What's up with her?
You know, you said you like basketball a lot,
but I like you more,
so can you not talk about basketball?
I mean, if you don't like it, that's fine, right?
You're cute.
Talk to me properly, like you did before.
Naru-chan, what do you think?
Wait, my legs are numb.
Wait a minute.
Have a good rest!
Thank you!
You're not good at it at all.
Thank you! Bye-bye!
Hey!
The punishment team will go back to the murder scene, so the live call is over!
Shall we continue?
Yes!
Shiba Erii and Yattara Watashi.
How about you, Naru-chan?
You're really bad at it!
I was afraid we'd end up talking to each other.
I've been a researcher for a very long time.
Researchers have fixed hairstyles.
So I've been doing straight twin tails for years.
When I was finally told that AKB's twin tails are Mirai-chan's best,
Ever since Erii-chan started appearing on a singing show,
she's gone viral with twin tails.
She certainly has an image of it recently.
Erii-chan came up with the hashtag "akb's twin tails" and everyone loved it!
Of course!
Because it hasn't been released yet.
So, I don't want to lose to Hotte's twin tails.
This wasn't good for the members at the time.
It was the first time.
You shouldn't be passionate about it.
Mirin-san, don't let anyone wear it and make it a hat.
What's with you?
You're too passionate about it.
It's water!
What about Haru-pyon?
Yes, I want to switch with Onishi Momo-chan.
Onishi Momo-chan.
Why is that?
Because I'm an akb idol, I think anything is fine as long as it's cute.
If I say it like an idol performance, I don't think I can lose to Momo-chan.
Recently, when I'm doing catchphrases, I'm spinning around and I feel like I'm doing my best.
That's a little painful for me.
After "painful", Hama said "hmmm".
Hama-chan!
You said "rabbit", didn't you?
Shall we do it?
It's been a while.
Onishi Momo-chan!
"Rabbit Jump"!
Let's continue.
"Big Maho"!
There are many!
There are many today.
Next, Hikarun.
Yes.
The other day, we went to Team B's park with "Big Maho" for the first time.
Yes.
At that time, you said something shocking.
What did you say?
Well...
I thought you were my junior.
What!?
She's always crying in the episodes.
Crying...
The episodes are too funny!
You're scary!
Mimo, what about you, Maho-pyon?
Yes.
In the "Matching App" project...
I won.
I won first place.
Maho-pyon was in last place, wasn't she?
Yes, she was.
So...
I want to change as a popular woman.
I see.
You still have results.
That's right.
No matter how many times we win in this show, it doesn't matter anymore.
That's right.
It doesn't matter if I win first place with this song...
or I become famous with "Mion" song...
I'm done!
I wanna quit.
That's hard.
You wanna quit any minute.
Miupon, what about you, "Big Maho"?
I have the same last name "Mio" in my name.
I want her to change her pronunciation or something...
Anything in common?
"Big Maho" and "Big Mory" for example...
"Big Mory"!?
We know "Big Mory" now.
Oh, I see.
Ayana, you're in "Big Maho", too.
Yes.
I'm often told I can't dance, but Maho-pyon is definitely worse than me.
And I was asked to do a double performance with Maho- pyon in a drama.
Wow!
I couldn't say anything and couldn't say anything, and there was a crying scene, and Maho-pyon was crying.
I thought it was amazing that you were crying without saying anything.
I said, "You cried a lot," and she said, "Just think about when the main character of the anime died."
The number of episodes is different.
Maho-pyon is amazing.
Let's move on. Oguri Yui.
Yui Yui.
There are three of you.
That's a lot of people.
Then, Ran-chan.
I used to be a member of Konda Hitomi Sanga, but I didn't join the center.
But I thought you were really cool and I wanted to dance with you,
so I asked Yui Yui, who is always near Hitomi-san, to dance with me.
I want to dance with you someday with Konda Hitomi.
That's a nice dream.
It doesn't make me feel bad.
Hinana.
I'm Yui Yui and...
Zucchi and...
Ki-chan.
Three of you.
That's a lot of people.
Three of you are the same age.
I'm sorry.
I'm not always the first choice.
That's right.
Kawaii Waku.
I don't need three of you!
I want to join that group and be a member of a new family as a variety group.
That's attractive.
But there are too few variety groups.
That's good.
It's about whether you can be a gorilla or not.
Yes, yes. Can you be a gorilla?
No, I can't.
You can't.
You can't, can you?
Hatsumo.
Yui Yui.
On "Sayonara, Mori-san", you made me do a lot of "samumumumu".
"Samumumumu".
It started with Yui Yui's "achichi".
Oh, did it?
Yes.
My fans told me that I was like "samumumumu".
Oh!
I like "samumumumu" a lot.
I wanted to aim for it.
Recently, Yui Yui posted on Twitter...
What?
"sleep, sleep, sleep".
Oh, no!
Hey!
It's an emergency!
Hey!
Oh, oh, oh!
What is it?
Who is it?
Oh, oh!
The phone is connected to the selection members.
Oh, it's the second time?
Who is it?
Hello?
Who is it?
OK, it's Yui.
Neta Furi
"Neta Furi" is a prize-winning song of "Sayonara Mouri" cooking selection project.
"Neta Furi" is a couple song of "Doushite mo kimi ga suki da" released on April 26th and "AKB48"'s new single "Doushite mo kimi ga suki da".
It's a cute and pop music video. Please check it out!
Yui is on live phone with Yui who just finished shooting.
Hatsu said "oh my god" when I said "sleepy sleepy sleepy" when I was going to go because I was cold.
I don't usually tweet on Twitter. I don't know what to do.
When I said what I thought, retweets and likes were much faster than normal photos.
I was surprised myself.
You are "achichia", right?
Yes, but people say that I am "achichi".
I see.
I want you to do it on this show.
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to say it? If it's hard for you to say, just say it.
Don't use "moo" twice or more in one sentence.
Can you be more conscious of "moo"?
I want to use "moo".
Next, Maho-pyon from Saita who wants to change her choice.
Hello, I'm Omori.
Maho-pyon.
Nice to meet you.
Maho-pyon, you are not Omori Maho from now on.
What?
You are Omori from now on.
But you seem to get used to it.
I'm used to it.
Why?
And you.
Kikarun is pissed off.
Who?
Kikarun.
Who are you talking about?
Hey, who are you talking about?
Ayanan, say something to Maho-pyon.
Maho-pyon, you are worse than me, aren't you?
Yes.
What?
Is it a corner where you complain?
What is it?
You said you would like Maho-pyon if you could change your choice.
What?
Maho-pyon had the most votes.
That's too much.
Maho-pyon, say something to the non-selected members.
We will do our best, so please do your best.
I love you.
Thank you, Maho-pyon.
You are the best team.
The funny conversation continues.
Don't miss it!
How about you, Macharin? If you were this member now, who would you like to switch with?
Eh, I don't have one.
Yes.
Why?
Rather than switching with someone else,
I would like to polish myself
and make sure I don't choose Macharin.
If I don't think like that, it doesn't make sense.
Did you all hear that?
No, we didn't!
You're too young!
I'm being asked!
I don't even want you to say anything.
She's taking away my pride!
You guys, don't bully Macharin!
That's how it is!
Even after this!
Eh?
It's Ego.
Eh?!
She says she's cute, so I think it's fine for me to join.
I think it's fine for me to be Ego.
And finally, the last speaker!
Ok, last one. Yukarun.
I'm 17 years old.
17 years old.
First of all, we've never met and we've never talked properly.
That's right.
And the three of us were chosen for the election.
I haven't been recognized yet.
Why?
That's one of the reasons.
It's been less than a year since I was elected.
I haven't been elected for 12 years.
I've been around the country.
So, I'm more experienced.
Yes, I'm more experienced.
No, but that's because you're a new face.
You're a new wind for AKB.
But...
Macharin, what do you think?
Yukarun, you're my eternal choice in my heart.
That's great!
Macharin is Agnes' replacement!
Why?
Aren't you happy?
Macharin is Macharin.
Now, we've finished all the segments.
And we've been together for a year.
AKB48's "Sayonara, Mori-san" will be the last one.
Oh, last one!
Minami-sensei, what did you think of this show?
I was very happy to work with AKB members again after graduating from AKB for about a year.
And I'm very happy and glad to work with AKB members again after graduating from AKB.
I hope we can meet again somewhere else.
I hope we can work hard together.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Yoshida-sensei, what did you think of this show?
When this show started, I tried to remember everyone's faces.
I followed everyone on Twitter.
But about last month, when I heard that this show was going to end, I removed everyone.
Goodbye, Sushina-san!
You're the worst!
If we work hard and if we can work together again, you'll follow us, right?
I'll follow you at that time.
Yoshida-sensei, what did you think of this show?
It was fun.
But we're comedians, so we can only improve everyone's comedy skills.
But I was a little dizzy at the end of this show, so let's end it with a bird.
That's right.
Let's say goodbye with a bird.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
That's it for "AKB48 Sayonara Mori-san"!