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"Who will make a contract in 2023?" AKB Fortune Telling Ranking!
Today is the first day of the new year, and we have a reward project for you.
To make 2023 a better year, we have ranked three fortunes of 17 people,
luck of marriage, luck of work, and luck of love.
Who will make a contract this year?
I've been doing fortune-telling projects since I was in AKB.
There was a year when I won first place.
But that year I became bald.
Don't be depressed even if you don't win first place.
Tsuyoshi, what about fortune-telling?
I got a fortune-telling from Getter's Eater once.
I thought I'd be popular no matter what I did until I was 32.
But I lost all my jobs as soon as I turned 32.
And I thought I'd break next when I was 85.
It's too late.
I can't do it even when I'm 85.
Break when you're 85.
Let's have a fortune-teller appear.
Here you go.
First of all, let me introduce you to Kiyun.
Shirogane Kinga-san, who has the most popular number one performance on the website of overseas wealth and fortune telling.
Moreover, his way of fortune-telling is very unique.
I received three lucky balls and used them for my fortune-telling.
What!?
I don't believe it.
I have them in my house.
What!?
I don't believe it.
What do you mean?
Next, let me introduce you to Shigoton.
Shigoton, a tarot fortune-teller who changes your life every day.
Shigoton, a fortune-teller who can make a reservation for half a year for a related fortune- telling salon.
Do you know a lot of things about tarot cards?
Of course, I know a lot of things.
What!?
Fortune-telling is mysterious.
Lastly, let me introduce you to Reiwayun.
Reiwayun, a super popular fortune-teller who makes a fortune of 6,000 people a year by fortune- telling on the phone.
Fortune-telling on the phone, how long does one person talk for?
Well, if it's short, about 10 minutes.
If it's long, about 2 hours.
What!?
If it's longer than 2 hours.
What!?
Your ears are red.
It doesn't make a sound, does it?
As expected of a Tarot fortune-teller.
Lastly, let me give you a little surprise.
Now, let me tell you about the fortunes of 17 people.
First of all, financial ranking test No. 3.
No. 2 and No. 3.
I want to be No. 3.
Rinku is No. 11 and Kaho is No. 2.
Congratulations, Ms. Adi.
Omegu!
You're noisy.
Omegu, are you happy?
I'm so happy.
She's happy like she's got money.
I'm so happy.
Ms. Adi, what did you like about these two?
I think they're going to accumulate a lot of money.
I see.
Recently, I've started investing.
Are you okay?
It's not a word of an idol.
I leave most of it to my parents.
Will this result in anything?
I wonder.
Yukiri is No. 2, too.
I'm happy.
What did you like about 2022?
Well...
That's good.
So, Ms. Adi, do you think you'll do better than you did in 2022?
I think I'll do better.
There should have been an expectation since December.
How about you?
What happened?
There is!
There is, but I can't say it yet!
What is it?
I think you've got money.
I think I've got money.
You're lucky.
It's amazing!
Then, let's move on to the first place.
Is it still there?
The first place is...
It's higher than this.
Here you go.
A huge profit.
A huge profit!
You're lucky!
Thank you very much!
Why is that?
Well, it's said that it's unique, and only gold is seen.
It's unique.
It seems very rare, but there is no other luck.
It's worth it!
It may be lonely.
I wonder if it will be a job.
Well, I'll work hard and become rich next year.
She accepted it.
By the way, teacher, among the remaining 14 people,
who has the least money?
It's serious, right?
Yes, it's serious.
It's serious.
Please announce it.
Nakanishi Shiori.
I want it the most!
What's wrong with you, Nakanishi Shiori?
The reason is that I spend more money than I earn.
I have quite a lot of savings now, but it's not enough.
Do you have more savings than you spend?
Well, for when something happens...
How many 10,000 yen bills do you have?
Have you done any expensive shopping recently?
Well, I've also invested in stocks...
Stocks? What are you talking about?
This is FX-48.
Everyone is investing in FX.
By the way, as you can see in the rankings of other members...
Unfortunately, she didn't make the top 3, but...
In 4th place, 17-year-old Hashimoto Iriko ranks in!
Do you want more money?
No, just a little...
Nice!
Do you save money now?
No, I do, but I don't have any salary at the moment...
So, you know, it takes me a lot of time...
To choose a rice ball at a convenience store...
Ah, nice!
Wonderful!
This is it!
Who invested in this?!
I'm an idol!
It takes me a lot of time to choose a rice ball!
I didn't know that at the time!
However, there are more serious members about money!
I love saving money.
Saving money is your hobby?
I've been saving money for 9 years since I started being an idol.
I have my own target amount of money, but it's a little far to reach it.
What is your target amount of money?
My target amount of money is 4 digits.
10 million yen!
I hope I can reach it.
How much money do you have now?
How much money do you have now in terms of appearance?
In terms of appearance?
Oh!
You have a lot of money!
I've been working hard for 9 years.
That's great!
I'd like to know if I can reach my target amount of money by 2023 and how I can raise my fortune.
I don't think you can reach it.
What!?
You can't reach it?
I don't think you can use it much and the flow is bad.
I see.
If you use it a little, the flow will be better.
I see.
No. 12!
I have the same problem!
I don't spend that much money.
I see.
Isn't it better not to use it?
For example, you have a cardboard box at home.
If you don't use it, the entrance will be wider.
What!?
Here is a one-point advice from Ms. Kinka about raising your fortune!
If you leave an empty cardboard box or an unused vase in your room, bad luck will accumulate and it won't be good!
Cleaning up frequently leads to raising your fortune!
You all like fortune-telling, don't you?
I'm serious!
Next, I'm particularly curious about the selected members!
"Working luck ranking best 3"!
Now, I'll announce the "working luck ranking best 3".
2nd and 3rd place are...
This is important.
Satomi and Mogi-chan!
First, Mogi-chan.
Yes, Mogi-chan.
What did you like about her?
In terms of work, she looks like she's about to rank up.
That's true!
Career-up?
Yes, career-up.
She's got a lot of potential.
For example, she could be a voice actress in an anime.
That's specific! I like it!
Or maybe she could be an actress.
Drama? Movie?
There's a possibility of that.
Acting?
Yes!
Are you interested in that as well?
That's right! I'll do my best with any job I can get!
I'm looking forward to this year!
I'm really looking forward to it!
Mogi-chan, until a few years ago, you were really rotten!
You were rotten!
You were like "I can't be selected anyway!"
But in about this past year, you've risen up!
I see!
I feel like you've really improved in 2022.
For the first time in 11 years, you've been selected for the first time.
And you won't stop even in 2023!
I see!
I want to go as far as I can!
I'll do my best!
Now, Riko-sensei!
Yes!
How about Satomina?
Yes!
Satomina is someone who can make a big network of people.
People around you can connect you with new connections.
And you can meet people who can help you grow.
And you can do things you want to do.
Really!?
Yes!
Satomina, what do you want to do?
Can I be selected?
Ah!
This is important!
Well, if you do what you're doing right now, you may be selected.
Wow!
I'll do my best!
I'll show you in a few months.
How long will it be?
Can I?
Can you?
I don't know!
Wait, wait!
Will you really get a tarot card?
What should I do?
Maybe I'll get AKB's "one step closer dream"!
Good for you!
"One step closer"?
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, you got it!
Oh, no!
"One step closer dream"!
What!?
"One step closer dream"!
What do you mean?
Around September...
September!?
Yes!
"One step closer dream"!
Wow!
Satomina got it!
Satomina!
Shins...
Oh, no!
My eyes are dry!
You did your best until September!
I did my best!
Now, let's announce the first place.
It's this, right?
The first place goes to...
This!
I'm happy about this.
It's this!
Teacher, what do you think of T.E.A.L.Y.?
Well, it's amazing.
It's often highly evaluated by people.
So, this year, there are a lot of projects that are likely to be critical cities.
Wow!
Do you do T.E.A.L.Y. on YouTube?
Yes, we do.
On YouTube, you can collaborate with a little bigger person.
Collaboration or guest?
I don't know if it's like that.
Who do you want to collaborate with? Anne or Yuiri?
Well, there is...
It's possible.
If you send it yourself, there is a chance that it will come true.
Say it! Say it!
But if you say it's a big deal, I'll say it.
It's called Yuhinata Channel.
Ah!
Yuhinata Channel! I'm watching it, too!
I definitely want to collaborate with Yuriri on Yuhinata Channel.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
By the way...
I don't want it.
Let's do it again!
I don't want it!
Who has the worst working mood of all 17 of you?
It's hard to say, but...
It's Yuriri.
Yuriri!
That's suspicious.
Why?
When it comes to work, I have a lot of worries.
Oh!
That's right.
Even if you work hard, there are times when it comes out of nowhere.
If you think about it a little and get through this year...
Well, luck will turn around in the next year.
I see.
How about you, Yuriri?
Well...
I just recently transferred to an office.
Oh!
That's right.
So...
It's a little...
It's not very nice.
It's a little complicated feeling.
You tried to do your best, but...
On the contrary of working hard...
It's better not to try hard.
The more you try to do it, the more it gets tangled up.
It's worse and worse.
In order to get rid of it...
Oh, this is what happened. What should I do? What should I do?
If you think about it, talk to people around you.
If you do that, don't let it go all the way down.
It's like it's coming up little by little.
Don't keep it to yourself.
If you think about it, talk to people around you.
You can't do anything about it yourself.
That's right.
Oh!
I see.
By the way, as you can see in the rankings of the other members,
everyone seems to be interested in their luck at work.
After I graduate from AKB,
what kind of job am I suitable for?
After graduation?
Yes, I love AKB and I joined AKB because I wanted to be AKB,
so I don't have any plans after that.
I see.
That's what I want to know.
I think you can succeed in any job.
Really?
I'm used to appearing in front of people.
But do you mean appearing in front of people?
That's right.
After all, I think I like that kind of thing.
I see.
After all, I'm doing general management and sometimes I'm under pressure,
so when I graduate, I want to work remotely and use my computer all the time.
On the contrary.
I'm tired now and maybe one day I want to do desk work like this.
I don't want people to notice me.
But I think I like this kind of thing.
Thank you.
That's a good story.
Next is Macharin.
She was told that she was suitable for an actress in fortune-telling before.
Is this true?
I see.
Yes, you are really suitable for an actress.
Really?
Please try more and more.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
That's good.
The last one is a love fortune that women are curious about.
Let me announce the best three.
Yukirin is praying hard.
I'm praying a lot.
Yukirin is praying for marriage.
Marriage is important, isn't it?
Let's go.
Ranking 2 and 3 are...
Yuiri and Mogi-chan!
Mogi-chan!
You are lucky.
You are very lucky.
First of all, Mogi-chan is in 3rd place.
Mogi-san, don't you have something that people don't understand you?
Oh!
What is it?
I am...
You are right.
A little.
Why?
Mogi-san, do you have someone who understands you well?
Oh!
Someone who understands you?
For example, someone who you can work with as a business partner in the future.
Oh!
Then you may meet someone who you can work with in your life.
If you meet someone like that and you think "Oh! She understands me well",
please go ahead with her.
Oh!
Now, ranking 4 is...
Yuririn.
Wow!
Yuririn is amazing, too!
Yuririn is...
Well...
Until now, Yuririn could only see Yuririn as a friend.
But now...
Oh!
She sees Yuririn as a partner.
Oh!
Wow!
That's right.
That's how love grows.
New values were brought up.
So, if you bring up new values more and more, it will change more and more.
Oh!
But I'm very interested in new values.
Oh!
Now, then...
This is it. The first place.
The first place.
The first place of love.
The first place of love is...
This one!
Come to me, Yuririn.
Come!
The first place of love is...
This one!
Come to me, Yuririn.
Come!
It's Odairi!
Odairi!
How do you feel right now?
Right now...eh?!
Why?
Why? Why me?
Why me?
All of a sudden...
Sensei, why Odairi?
Sensei, Oda-san is...
He's basically...
Unreasonable.
See?!
Really?!
It's funny.
From one day to the next...
He calls me...
Eh?!
It's like...
I'm in a flower garden.
Eh?!
You're in a flower garden?!
By the way...
Let's go to the worst one.
Love luck.
I don't like this.
The worst one in love luck...
Who is it?
Sensei, who is it?
Sato Mina.
It's Sato Mina.
Safe, safe, very good!
That's right!
Safe, safe, very good!
Ah, you don't mind?!
Eh?!
I'll declare it!
I don't need a man because I have a two- dimensional idol!
This is...
This is really...
Yes!
So, love luck is...
Ah, what's wrong?
What should I do?
Bus...
Can I get on the bus here?
The bus has come out.
The bus has come out!
Excuse me...
Yes?
By the way, how many people did I tell you about?
Wait a minute...
This old lady...
Just in case...
Konbar is listening.
Konbar is...
Yes?
Sixth place.
Oh!
Not bad!
By the way, Sensei, how about Konbar?
Konbar...
It's like a new community...
Yes...
You can participate in it...
It can be a hobby...
Ah!
You can do something different from usual...
Like clubbing...
C-clubbing...
Can I say it?
Me...
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Yukirin's love life is already free...
Free...
Moreover, the ranking of the other members is as follows!
By the way, Sato Airi, who participated in 17th place, is in 13th place!
Are you okay with your love life?
I don't need it.
Hey, you make me feel relieved.
So, Komiharu, who is in 9th place in love luck...
I've been working hard as an idol until now, so I don't think I need a boyfriend.
I want a husband.
Not a boyfriend...
Marriage!
I want to know if I can get married someday.
Komiyama-san...
You don't have bad luck.
So, you are active in love life.
You tend to be active in love life.
That's right.
Do you have to be active in love life?
Nowadays, there are many people who are weak in love life.
So, you should make a path for women.
I see.
Now, Sakuranomiya-san will give you advice on improving love luck!
From now on, women will be in charge of love life.
It's important for women to be active in love life.
That's all for today.
Unfortunately, I have bad news for you.
What is it?
Actually...
Out of three fortune-tellers who came here today...
One of them is a fake!
Why?
Why would you do such a thing?
I don't know.
We talked about it so seriously.
Two-thirds of them are real.
Please, give me a choice.
A choice?
Satomi is a good worker.
So, Iko-sensei chose Satomi.
It's a shock.
I don't want to live anymore.
If you are a fake fortune-teller, please raise your hand.
If you are fake fortune-teller, it's a pity. You won't had any fortune from September.
Too bad for оч serviciospend. If you think you can be an actress, you are lying.
It's also said how good you were singing.
It's very heavy for a computer.
- It's good for you for choosing Hyouten-san. - It was not a big problem for me.
I'm glad you're in good condition.
It was dark, wasn't it?
I'm glad you're in good condition.
If Satomi didn't have proof of her talent, she would have been able to enter the selection.
That's right.
It depends on your feelings.
That's right.
Believe in yourself and do your best.
I'll do my best.
This word has decreased.
Next time, "Daihara's cooking selection" will be announced!
No, no, no, no, no!
Finally, "Daihara's cooking selection" will be decided tonight!
Next time, "Daihara's cooking selection" will be announced!
Please look forward to it!
Which club will win the fierce battle and shine in first place?