AISubs v3.5
Watch out for crazy guys after graduation! AKB48 love invitation!
Are you in love?
Stop it! Stop it! I can answer anything, so stop it!
According to what OG is saying, there is no rule against love in AKB.
What?!
Nobody said it.
Well, if you work hard as an idol, you'll have no time for it, but it's like it's forbidden.
Yes, yes, yes. So it's totally okay to be in love.
It's okay?
Isn't it okay?
The program staff is worried that you will graduate without falling in love and get caught up in weird men and be sold in the weekly magazine.
I see.
How about you, Yukirin? I think you're in love a lot.
Yes.
I see.
I don't remember anyone's face.
Zero?
Zero. There's nothing.
Chiyori, you're 27 years old, aren't you?
Yes, I'm 27 years old.
Have you had a date recently?
Don't burn me! Don't burn me!
In order not to be caught up in bad men after graduation, three men of the same occupation have come to the studio this time.
However, neither of them is fake at all!
Will they have eyes for men? Let's ask these eleven men who have roses in their hands.
This class is about insurance.
Insurance?
So, a doctor will come out.
A doctor?
Let's have three doctors come out.
Just wait and see.
It's about to start.
Let's go!
Please!
I wonder if it's something you can understand.
What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up?
You're laughing.
Who's laughing?
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like it's for everyone.
Don't you understand something?
To be honest, I don't know.
Is it Kiichi or Daichi?
I think the person on the far right is the doctor.
Somehow.
You look like you're on "Shonan Biogega".
You look like you're on a commercial for "Shonan Biogega".
On the contrary, I think the person on the far left is not the doctor.
You don't think so?
I wonder if it's real.
On the contrary?
On the contrary.
The necklace.
Can you show me the necklace?
What kind of necklace is it?
Can you show me a little?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Among the three people who came here today, there is only one real doctor.
Who is it?
First of all, let me introduce myself.
I'm a hairdresser. My name is Yushi Tamura. I'm 32 years old. Nice to meet you.
What should I call you?
I think everyone will just call me Yushi, so please call me Yushi.
I'm doing radiation therapy, do you know about Radiation House?
It seems like it's a little famous. My name is Yasushi Aoyagi.
Nice to meet you.
Is it called Aochibu?
Aochibu, Aochibu, Aochibu.
The team is called Tenchibu.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm a farmer. My name is Jun Arai. I'm 38 years old. Nice to meet you.
For office workers, it's Arajin.
Arajin, Arajin, Arajin.
By the way, Ms. Minegishi is not in the first place.
Why?
I don't like a doctor calling me Aochibu.
I hope he's not in the middle.
I understand.
They ask questions based on simple profiles, such as hobbies and love experiences in their hands.
Just like bad men in the world, there are also lies in this world.
Do you have any questions?
Yes.
Yuji has been in a relationship with 18 people.
Why do you break up for so many reasons?
The cause of the breakup.
Most of them are busy with work.
Some of them are in the media.
Where did you meet them?
They like alcohol and drink a lot.
I want to drink with them.
Shut up!
Did you drink Chuhai?
18 people is a lot of people.
They are popular.
How many people did you date?
4 to 10 people.
There were 4 people, but I don't want to remember.
But I don't think there were more than 10 people.
But that's a lot of people.
Arajin, did you date only one person?
When I was a student, I dated only one person.
I was busy with work and surgery.
That's a lot of people.
You don't have to say "ouch".
Kururun, please ask a question.
I don't think I have many days off.
Do you spend your time with your girlfriend?
Do you really want to go out with her?
Let's drink together!
Yuji, do you go out with your girlfriend a lot?
Do you spend more time with your friends?
Do you take them out with you?
Yes, we do.
How about you, Paochi?
I'm busy, so I don't spend much time with my girlfriend.
How about you, Arajin?
I'm busy with work and surgery.
If you can understand me, I'd like to spend more time with you.
That's wonderful.
Arajin, you're wonderful.
Arajin is very generous.
Satomina, please ask a question.
How much do you want me to pay you?
If you go out with your girlfriend, how much do you want me to pay you?
Yuji, how much do you want me to pay you?
Wait a minute!
How much do you want me to pay you?
How about you, Aochi?
I'd like to pay you about half of my salary.
I don't know what "how much do you want me to pay you" means.
How about you, Arajin?
I don't know what "how much do you want me to pay you" means.
I'd like to consult with you.
Arajin, you're scary when you act.
You're too good at this.
I was checking if Arajin was lying, but only one person had the correct answer.
Yes, it's her camouflage.
I don't know who's lying.
She's really good at this.
Maria, let's go with the question.
Who do you like among us?
What's with you?
Are you making fun of me?
Okay, Yuji.
I see, you're joking.
This one.
Eri.
How about you, Eri?
I'm happy.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm happy.
How about you, Aochimu? You want to say something, don't you?
I like Mogi's hairstyle.
Mogi, what do you think?
I just want her number.
Arajin, what do you think?
I like Kashiwagi's hairstyle.
Arajin, you're older than me.
I just want you to tell me where you're from.
Hama-chan.
Yes.
Then...
How many people have you kissed?
I don't know the number of kisses.
Maybe you can give me your number.
I don't know how to show it to other people.
I'll be serious and guess the deliciousness.
Zucchini.
Is it a food made of wood?
Maybe it's Yakiniku.
How much Yakiniku do you like?
I like Aoyama Yakiniku.
The one with sea urchin and caviar on it.
How about you, Aochimu?
I like Yakiniku.
How about you, Arajin?
I like Jajoyen.
How about you, Arajin?
I like ramen.
You've been falling three times in a row.
Yukirin.
If you go on a date, where would you like to go?
How about you, Yuji?
It's this season, so I'd like to go abroad if possible.
Where would you like to go abroad?
There's a rooftop bar.
Like in Thailand.
What is it?
There's a rooftop bar.
There's a bar in Mihara Shinui on the rooftop.
It's not a rooftop bar, it's a rooftop bar.
It's our rooftop bar.
How about you, Aochimu?
If it's not because of COVID-19, I'd like to go abroad.
Abroad?
You said it earlier.
You have money.
How about you, Arajin?
I like hot springs, too.
You're aiming too high.
Ran-chan, please ask a question.
What is your favorite cosplay of a woman?
How about you, Yuji?
I can't think of anything right away, like a maid.
How about you, Aochimu?
I like girls with high quality.
I can't think of anything right away.
Thank you for waiting, Aladdin-san.
Thank you for waiting, Hidaya-san.
Clothes that I don't usually wear?
In that sense, I'd say O.L. or something like that.
O.L.
That's a lot of people.
That's nice.
Now, Hidaya.
It says "Izumi Rika-san" on your shirt,
so I guess you like people with big breasts.
Is that what you like?
I'm not that particular about it,
but I like people with big eyes.
That's...
Now, Manaka.
Last question, please.
Aochim-san is wearing tight pants.
Do you all work in these clothes?
What about you, Yuji-san?
It's like this.
It's easy for me to move my tongue.
I also wear sneakers and tennis shoes.
I see.
What about you, Aochim-san?
I don't wear radiation-proof clothes.
I do a lot of office work.
Do you do any other jobs?
Sometimes, I look at the interior design, too.
The intersection.
Can you do that?
I can't cough or sneeze at all.
What about you, Arajin-san?
When you work in a laboratory, you don't have to be so neat and tidy.
All three of you have no hesitation.
You two are really good at lying.
Zea-san, if you have a question, can you tell me what you usually do?
What you usually do in your field of expertise.
I see.
We often talk about playing with each other's faces.
We have a strong sense of intimacy.
It's easy for us to be like friends.
That's good.
It seems like it.
That was a bit realistic.
Do you watch each other a lot?
I guess so.
So you know each other's faces?
Yes, I do.
You can tell from watching TV.
How so?
Well, you know.
It's better not to say it.
What about you, Aochimu-san?
I don't have many opportunities to interact with people.
So I sometimes don't talk much.
Is that so?
You don't talk much when you work.
I do it quietly.
I see.
It's the opposite.
That's good.
What about you, Arajin-san?
After a conference or a meeting,
when I have a chance to drink with other teachers,
I usually tell them about the procedure and how it's done.
You talk about operas.
Wow!
It's difficult.
Both of you are amazing!
You're amazing.
You're a liar!
You're a liar! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Next, we'll check the personal belongings of the three of you.
From now on,
we'll have you check our work.
Can we do that?
Please take responsibility for your personal belongings.
Wow!
We'll do that.
First of all, Yuji's personal beauty salon bag.
What's this?
What is it?
Loewe.
Loewe!
That's a good name.
It's a good bag.
Let me open it.
Oh, it's soft inside.
Oh, it's a computer.
Is this why it was so heavy?
A computer?
Let me put it down for a moment.
Glasses?
Oh!
Tom Ford.
Wow!
Oh, no!
Tom Ford?
Tom Ford!
Oh, no!
Huh?
What's wrong?
Huh?
It's Date.
Huh?!
It's Date's Tom Ford!
Let's look at the wallet.
This is the wallet I'm most interested in.
Wow!
This is Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton.
This time, only the card is missing.
Oh, I see.
You can tell at a glance.
Let me open this one, too.
Huh?!
How much is it?
Wow!
Huh?!
This is...
How to put money in.
Oh!
What?
Folding!
Wow!
Does this mean freedom?
That's right.
Wait a minute!
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven?
One hundred thousand, one, two, three, four, five.
It also contains 114,000 yen.
It seems like you have money.
Next, self-advertising agency Aochim's bag.
Ah, well, it's a computer.
It also contains a computer.
And, well, it's a big wallet.
It's big!
It's a big wallet.
Ah, it says "I own a company".
Wow!
Ah, you own a company!
That's right, I own a company.
Ah, that's good.
That's good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Eh?
I don't like it!
Eh?
What's wrong?
Ah!
It's weird to do it with an idol.
It's like an idol comes out and says "Wow!"
It's like an idol says "Eh?"
It's 115,000 yen.
Next, this wallet.
What's this?
It's a computer.
Computer.
10,000 yen is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 64,000 yen or something like that.
But, it seems like there are a lot of stock cards in it. I see.
But, surprisingly, the contents were simple. Simple.
The last one is the self-proclaimed "Arajin's backpack".
It's heavy. Where did you get it from?
I got it from someone who gave it to me.
It's cute.
Oh, it's a cigarette.
What? Cigarette?
Cigarette?
The clothes and the cigarette are cute.
Cigarette and cell phone.
Next is the wallet.
Is there a lot of things in it?
It's thin.
Yes.
I got it from someone who gave it to me.
Who gave it to you?
I got it from a doctor.
What?
I got it from a doctor who took care of me.
What?
You got it from an ophthalmologist.
Then, the third one is the wallet.
It's a handwritten card.
What?
It's from a patient's child.
What?
She wrote a konta card for me.
What?
It's cute.
It's very cute.
It's cute.
It's confirmed.
I can't believe it.
What?
I'm surprised.
Thank you.
Is there a possibility that it's a dummy card?
If it's a dummy card, you wrote it yourself.
I can't believe it.
I'm scared.
Please do it correctly.
Checking is over.
Did 11 people see the real doctor?
Now, please go behind the people who think you're the real doctor.
Please go ahead.
The 62nd single will be released on October 15th.
The title is "Jashuli's Hip Cross".
Please look forward to how the song will be played!
Now, please move in order behind the person you think is the real doctor.
Please move forward.
Wait!
What?
Wait!
Good morning!
You look the same!
You've grown up.
Oh!
You've grown up!
You look like you are the best doctor.
What about you, Hidawaya?
I have a friend who is a nurse.
Oh!
I remembered what I heard from that friend before.
What?
A doctor who does surgery doesn't put accessories on their hands, but on their necks.
Oh!
What was the point of that question?
It's okay.
You knew it.
Yes.
What about you, Zocky?
I've heard a lot of professional terms.
Like "garfanese".
I'd like to believe it if it's true.
I see.
Certainly.
What about you, Aochim?
We both say a lot of words we've seen on TV.
On the contrary, we try to deceive each other by saying words we've heard before.
Oh!
We try to deceive each other.
I've been thinking about it a lot.
I don't think we have much time off.
So I thought we'd do something we can do anytime.
I see.
What about you, Satomina?
Yes!
Aochim said she could do "naica", but "naica" is the sound of your stomach, isn't it?
Yes.
She said she likes big people with big breasts.
When I showed it to her...
What are you laughing about?
You're not holding anything, but you're shaking your hands.
I see.
Let's move on to the correct answer.
Yes.
The real doctor will stand up from the chair.
Yes.
Who has an eye for men?
Then...
Please!
Who is it?
Is it a man?
Or a woman?
Who is it?
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Out of the three people who have gathered in the studio, only one person is a big eater!
Who could it be?!
Let's find out!
Who could it be?!
What could it be?!
Please tell me!
Who could it be?!
And so it was the correct answer of the two, Aoi!
Aoi was actually the doctor of radiography!
The last two people, Yuji, is actually a bartender!
(laughter)
(applause)
As if you were an actor.
(laughter)
As if you were an actor.
What was Lawson's contact card like?
He wrote it himself.
(laughter)
(applause)
As expected of an actor.
That's right.
Yuji-san, is what you say true?
Like dating over ten people?
It's almost a lie.
You have luggage.
This person is the best.
The best person and also good at lying.
Amazing.
That's why you got it right.
It's only you two. Congratulations!
(applause)
How did you like it?
But you all don't have eyes to look at.
(laughter)
You don't have eyes to look at, do you?
Because you're doctors.
It's only you two.
Hama-chan, you got it wrong.
Well, but I thought so.
What?
(laughter)
That's unfair.
That's pretty unfair.
Next time on "Big Maho"
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