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First time appearing in a samba club! Maho Oomori and Iroha!
The other day, Maho Oomori from the program "Center" appeared in a dancing samba club as a representative of akb48!
Even on the internet, she is said to be too cute!
How was your first appearance?
Of course, I was nervous, but there were a lot of comedians and the stories of other cast members were very interesting.
No matter what you say, only those who participated in recording will know this, but the smell of the studio is the smell of flowers!
That's right!
It's amazing! I was most impressed by it!
Your nose is about 1.7 times bigger than you think!
That's right!
You don't have the image of a big nose, do you?
When you enter the studio, you have a really big nose!
I've never smelled anything like this before, so I have plenty of time!
I've never been so nervous and angry!
But first of all, it was very interesting!
Of course!
First of all, it was very interesting!
Yukirin!
Did you see it?
I saw it!
How was it?
To be honest, I've never been on a show like this before!
Oh, you haven't!
You have a long career!
I was so nervous that I thought it was the scariest show I've ever been on!
When I was introduced for the first time, I said "goodbye, Mori-san" at the beginning of the show!
I said it!
You said it!
Heechan!
I was introduced as "post-sashihara" and I thought it was amazing!
"Post-sashihara" means you are a variety show type of person!
That's right!
How was it?
Even on the show, I said "I want to increase my fans to 5,000", but now I have 4,000 or 5,000 fans!
Oh!
I saw it!
That's amazing!
The power of the ground wave and this TV is amazing!
Wait, this is the ground wave!
I don't know, but I thought it was amazing!
Now, we have a teacher with us today.
Yes, Ms. Chiyori Nakanishi!
Nice to meet you!
Ms. Chiyori!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a while!
Nice to meet you!
Did you watch it?
Of course I watched it!
It was wonderful!
I thought it was really amazing that before the PR or commercial starts, Maho-pyon starts talking...
I'll say it! I'll say it!
She says things like "What did I say?" and it's used for the commercial.
This is wonderful!
Thank you very much!
Do you do a lot of comedy, Ms. Nakanishi?
Not that much.
What?!
- Who are you?! - You have a bad way of saying it.
- Gay-ness. - Gay-ness.
- Who do you look like? - Aoki Sayaka-san.
Ta-dah!
- It's a female comedian's day. - Yes, yes.
- Be careful. - Yes, yes.
- Before we go to the commercial... - This person is actually Aoki.
- We've been on "Sanmago" many times. - Yes, yes.
It's quite difficult, and it's difficult for a comedian too.
I went to "Sanmago" the other day...
I said a lot of things in between.
"Seiya, you're noisy." I saw it on the internet.
- It's the worst. - I tried my best.
Seiya, you're aiming for something.
I'm aiming for it!
- You're aiming for it. - I'm aiming for it!
- You're aiming for it. - "Seiya, you're noisy."
- I'd like to talk about it for a long time... - What is it?
- I'm not going to do that! - What? Why?
- Please look at this. - Yes.
June Fool's Day! "Dance Sanmago" recording day!
Excuse me!
Good morning!
I'm a little nervous.
My heart is about to burst.
Goodbye, Mori-san. I hope you're nervous, too.
Today's theme is "being irritated" or "being irritated".
While I was thinking about the meeting and so on, I thought, "Am I the only one being irritated?"
How many are you irritated about?
Well, there are two things that irritate me a lot.
Two?
Two episodes are ready!
However, looking back at the broadcast...
Out of all the episodes Maho talked about on-air,
"being irritated" episode...
What?
Zero episodes.
What do you mean?
Maho didn't talk about any episodes at all!
Well...
That's true, but...
There's a possibility that it was cut, so we didn't check the material.
There was no such statement at all!
There's no possibility.
It wasn't cut.
However!
A lot of people...
Good morning!
I'm Bezo from Sanma-santoro.
Well, it was my first time meeting you, but...
When you said you didn't have many fans...
You said, "Wow, you're so cute!"
Wow!
Isn't that what you meant?
I was happy.
You were happy?
I laughed so much that I couldn't breathe.
I had so much fun that my head was about to explode.
Oh, I see. It was fun.
I see.
Yeah, I see.
Maho was in a good mood and left the broadcast later.
Well, that's that.
The one who prepared the episode talk is...
Zero!
Oh, my!
People say you're cute and funny on the Internet, and people think you're doing a good job, but this is incorrect information.
Everyone on the Internet is mistaken!
Fake news?
Maho-pyon, you're too excited!
First of all, this panel alone costs 20,000 yen!
20,000 yen?!
This size of color print...
20,000 yen?!
Does it cost 20,000 yen?
20,000 yen!
I don't want it!
What?!
I don't want it!
So, here's today's real plan!
You're not funny, people are making me funny!
Maho-pyon and Maho-pyon, a big applause!
Yes, this time...
Maho-pyon couldn't show any of his episode talk at Sanmago store.
Maho-pyon will reflect on his actions and...
I'm wearing the wrong clothes today. It stinks.
We're planning a special plan for other members to appear in more and more talk shows!
I'm a thief!
First of all, you've prepared an episode, right?
Yes, yes.
How did you prepare it?
It took me about a day to reflect on my past complaints and send you a questionnaire.
You thought about it?
Yes, I thought about it a lot!
Surprisingly, I had a lot of complaints and sent you a lot of questionnaires.
And after that, we had a meeting.
And in that meeting, I was praised like, "You're amazing!"
I was like, "You're surprisingly complaining!"
I was so excited!
I thought I could do it, but...
But...
I think you think like that, too.
But...
Why don't you say it?
But...
Before you appeared in the show, did you talk about it with the members?
Yes, I talked about it with Yukimi.
But she said, "It's okay."
I don't know much about it...
But...
It's like a matter of feelings.
Yes, it's like "Have fun!"
But I've never been on the show!
She's never been on a show before.
This is the actual length of the show.
Oh, 3 minutes and 45 seconds...
It's pretty short.
I've never seen anything like this before.
The length of the show...
I've never seen anything like this before!
And I've written down what you've been talking about.
It's this one!
It's only half of the A4 paper.
It's only 417 words.
You've been talking about everything.
You're the representative of AKB.
You're at the center of this variety show.
That's right.
Ama-chan, this is frustrating.
If I'm on the show, I won't let you talk.
Don't talk like that!
Ama-chan, look!
Don't talk like that!
That's terrible.
The theme of this talk show was...
The words that make me irritated.
What kind of talk was it?
It's normal.
What was it like?
The irritating...
The irritating episode...
I can say this to the members, too...
I'm the most irritated.
I have a lot of things in my bag.
Even if I don't use it all the time...
For example, eye shadows...
I always use this color.
Maybe I'll use this color today, too.
I carry a lot of eye shadows and lipsticks.
I'm carrying it because I want to use it.
But the members say, "Give it to me."
Everyone uses my things.
So, things disappear before I use them.
I'm very particular about it.
So, I have four erasers.
I think I'll only use this corner.
Even though I've decided it, my friends say, "Give it to me."
So I lend it to everyone.
But when I use a different corner...
I see.
That's the worst.
You have a lot of things in your bag.
That's right.
How was it, Suteya-san?
Can I try it now because I'm really nervous?
Really?
How was it?
Yes.
I'm nervous all night.
Can you do it in Sanma-san's voice?
As Sanma Boten...
Wow!
Then...
Wow!
What is it?
It's impossible.
This is too much.
Please.
Don't be irritated.
That's it.
Please.
One more.
No, the one before.
Who are you talking to?
It's my turn.
Wow!
Can you say it again?
The one before.
What you value...
Please!
Yes.
Say it!
Yes.
What you value...
Others use it first.
What you like...
Others use it first.
They use it a lot.
Wow!
After you use it first...
You erase it, right?
That's right.
You erase it, right?
Yes.
Wow!
Why?
I don't know.
You erase it, right?
I erase it.
Because you wrote it, right?
That's right.
What did you write?
"Thank you" or something like that.
That's not it!
You wrote something funny other than "thank you", didn't you?
Something like that.
Did you write something?
I did.
What is it?
You passed.
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
My gag is weird.
What's wrong with you?
Well, you broke up with him.
Yes.
Can I ask you one more thing?
Yes, one more thing.
Can I ask you one more thing?
I say it every time, but it's something I often think about my mother.
SNS is important for idols in this day and age, isn't it?
Yes.
However, after appearing in a singing program or something like that, people who say "thank you" and "thank you" as soon as they take a picture so that people who see it for the first time can check it out are amazing.
Tweets are really fast.
Yes.
But I always get a tweet the next day or something like that.
Yes.
So, my mom is monitoring it once in a while.
"Who is it?" "How many minutes has it been?" She said it a lot.
I got angry because I knew it.
I see.
You know it, but you say it.
Yes, I do.
How about you, Isama-san?
Well, you know, it's social media, right?
Yes.
You're doing a lot of young things now, aren't you?
That's right. Everyone is doing it.
How many minutes has it been already?
That's right.
Why do you do social media, Yukirin?
I do Twitter and Instagram.
I see.
Yes, yes.
What do you say on Twitter?
On Twitter?
It's impossible.
What do you say on Twitter?
There's a bird icon.
Yes, it's a bird. You say it a lot, don't you?
Hello.
Is there anything you say on "hello"?
No, no, no.
Is there anything you say on "hello"?
Hello.
No, no, no.
You say "hello" even at night, don't you?
You say "hello" even when you live in Australia, don't you?
You're not young anymore, are you?
That's right.
Have you ever been abroad?
Yes, I have.
Where did you go, Satomi?
I went to Korea.
Korea? Why?
I went to an audition program called "Produce 48" where IZ*ONE was casted.
IZ*ONE?!
Yes.
Huh? That's...
Honda Hitomi-san...
You're in it, too?!
Yes.
You're in it, too?!
You two went to the same audition and you're in it, too?!
Yes, we are.
Yes!
You're not in it at all!
You're in it! You're in it!
Sanma-san!
Sanma-san with no ability to laugh!
I was surprised!
But, well, if you say anything, Sanma-san will...
Of course!
...somehow spread it out.
Sanma-goten is the strongest...
That's right! This story doesn't matter.
By the way, are there any other members who have other people's frustrations?
Yes!
Erii?
Yes! A weird fan!
A weird fan...
It's risky, though.
When I make a mistake in a theater performance...
...and I say "I made a mistake"...
...she puts "kusakusa" on me and says "oh, I made a mistake today, didn't I, kusakusa?"
That talk is really good!
kusakusa
That's funny!
It looks popular!
It's famous!
14 years old, Non-chan!
Yes!
Do you have any frustrations?
Yes, I do!
That's good!
She's 14 years old!
It's not frustrations...
...it's something I was sad about.
That's good!
When we have a talk...
...the audience is alone...
...and the three of us...
...are like "let's talk!"
For example, if we were doing it with these three people...
Mayu-chan, you're really good!
We talk a lot like that, don't we?
And afterwards...
Airi-chan, I really like you!
And when we're asked like that...
Are you coming?
And we think...
...they're not there!
Why?
Is that normal for AKB?
Bye-bye!
Don't lie to me and say you're cute!
Minagi-san, is it normal?
It's really common!
AKB is like a random lane...
...someone and their pair's lane...
Even if they like you...
...they have to like you too!
I see!
It's always bad...
...but when it's about Paruru...
Paruru, I love you! I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you! I love you!
Like that!
You can't even shake hands with them!
I see...
At supermarkets...
...sushi is...
...chiku-toro and...
...this char-grilled fish looks good...
...but there's also this red-shelled turban...
...like thing.
So, red-shelled turban, everyone!
How do you win?
Red-shelled turban!
You can't even win against red-shelled turban...
Do you have one, Yogiri?
What I hear a lot recently is...
I liked you when you were little.
I gave you a hand when you were in elementary school.
I liked you in the past.
It doesn't matter now. If you don't hate it, you can like it.
And people usually say...
I like Tomochin.
I know! I know!
And Mariko-san and Kojima-san.
I hate it.
I used to support AKB.
It's my job now.
But you became Tomochin.
I want you to say "no, it's nothing."
But I don't want you to say "it's nothing" behind my back.
Why should I say it?
I want you to say "it's nothing" behind my back.
You don't have to say it.
I'm sorry.
How about you, Chori?
I'm also a fan of AKB.
When we had a handshake meeting,
I like to imitate people's faces.
I think you like it, too.
I don't want you to talk to me.
I just want you to show me your face.
You came to the handshake meeting.
You said "thank you" to me.
You only had about 10 seconds.
You should do "chicken".
"Chicken".
Not "chicken".
"Chicken".
I'm happy, too.
You should say "okay. I'll do "chicken"."
With all your might.
And I thought he'd say "oh, that's funny," but he said "ah, okay."
With only "ah, okay."
I had a little more time, but he left.
I did "chicken" with all my might, but I had to do it with the next person.
I got irritated.
If you say "chicken," will you do "chicken"?
With all my might.
Can you say anything?
If you say anything, I won't be happy.
That tempo is amazing.
Chicken.
Dog.
Tiger.
Wolf.
"Hounder" is my favorite.
"Hounder" is your favorite?
Hounder.
What is that?
Hounder.
"Hounder" is your favorite?
"Hounder" is my favorite.
That's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
You're a human being.
Now, Komiharu.
Yes.
What else irritates you?
Komiharu.
Ah, for me, it's the management staff.
What?
Are you okay?
Say it, say it.
Is it really okay?
The management is forbidden to talk about their irritations!
Now, Komiharu!
Ah, I'm a little...
I'd like to talk about the management staff...
Eh? They're not here, right?
They might be here, but...
Do you want to say something?
The staff of AKB...
They often ask the members if they have anything you want to do.
So, I...
I'm on the same team as Mion Mukaichi, but...
I'd like to do something together, someday!
When I say that...
Well, Mukaichi is busy, so...
Unlike Komiyama...
That's what they say!
Eh? Really? Really?
Eh? You don't know, do you?
I don't know!
And I...
I haven't said it all year.
"Someday!" I say it, but...
Well, Mukaichi is busy, so it's impossible, right?
The staff say it with a smug face...
"We're on the same team, but...
Why are you bragging so much about Mion to me?
The staff say it like that...
They say it like that...
Well, well...
But if it's Mion, you wouldn't know, would you?
Well, that's right!
On the other hand, I...
Well, the four of us are doing YouTube together, but...
If I say "I'd like to do something together..."
Ah, Okada is a little busy, so it's impossible, right?
That's right!
I got it!
There's a pyramid!
A pyramid!
There's a pyramid!
Eh?
Nina, what do you think?
Yes, I...
I...
I have an older brother, but...
Yes!
The older brother is in trouble, but Nina is excited!
That's right!
I'm ahead of you!
Ahaha!
She laughed!
We're AKB48 17th grade researchers!
We're going to perform on the main stage of Kohomo Arena!
My heart is pounding now, but we'll do our best, so please come and see us!
Please come and see us!
Nina, how about you?
I have an older brother.
When I'm at home, he always follows me without any meaning.
It's not like that.
He chases me while saying words that have no meaning at all.
It's very interesting.
Words that have no meaning?
When I do my make-up in the morning and use the bathroom, I don't have time in the morning, so I make- up in a hurry.
At that time, he pours water on me.
I have more topics to dry my hair.
I have two younger sisters, so I feel good.
So, they are really cute.
Words that have no meaning?
It's like "yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo".
We might be crossing the line.
We may be crossing the line.
Words that have no meaning?
We may be crossing the line.
Next time, we'll find out who is the good man!
A.K.B.48, call girls for love!
Next episode, will we meet the real doctor in the studio!?
What should we do?
I just want your number!
Look forward to it!