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Comprehensive anti-punishment game compression committee!
So far, various punishments have been carried out in idol programs, including akb.
However, in Reiwa's present, all of them are completely out.
All of them?
All of them are out.
According to the program staff, what Molly P. has done in this era is a crime.
It's true, but Molly P. has committed a crime.
A number of punishments have been carried out in idol programs, including akb.
Among them, we will pick up punishments like "this is not good" in this era.
I don't know what you're talking about!
What?
Minagi.
Yes.
Have you received any punishments?
I've been put on a lot of laundry scissors.
Yes, yes, yes.
Certainly, there were days when Molly P. irritated me, but now that I think about it, it's a pretty good memory, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
I think laundry scissors are good, but...
It's not good!
What?
What do you mean you laugh when you see someone in pain?
It's not good.
Actually, in the active AKB, there are many members who don't feel guilty about the punishment game.
So, this time, we will discuss the punishment game in three ways, one for approval and one against.
Should we leave it for TV programs that are strict about something and compliance?
JUNADAKI researchers will take a closer look at it!
Now, here is the first proposal for compliance.
It's "dream law".
Thank you very much!
Now, do you have an opinion about this idol program's strict punishment game "one against"?
Oh!
As expected, adults who are happy to get their young and cute girls' faces dirty really make me feel a little perverted and unpleasant.
That's right!
Have you ever been hidden?
I have!
When I'm scared and nervous like this, I forget to close my eyes and there's a lot of cream in my eyes.
I can't see anything for a while.
I see!
Also, if you receive the cream law, your make-up will be messed up and you will have to redo all your hair.
Depending on the situation, your clothes may not look good.
I'm against it, but I'm for approval!
Yes!
Ayugi-rin, Yuki-rin!
I'm for approval!
Wow!
The support is amazing!
I'm happy!
I'm for approval!
The support is amazing!
I'm happy!
As expected, the cream law has always been called "tradition" by both the AKB and up until now.
You've done it most of the time, haven't you?
We have!
Most of you have done it.
What's good about it is...
For example, it's hot or painful.
You don't like it and it's personal.
But the cream law comes up on its own and makes it fun.
Yukirin-san has been here for too long and she's been led by Mori-san.
Is that wrong, Yukirin-san?
She's been brainwashed.
For those who aren't used to variety shows like "Juunanaki",
you don't have to worry about whether you can do it well.
No matter who does it, you'll get excited.
It'll be fun.
You think so?
No, no, no.
But think about it.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
Listen, listen, listen.
The cream law makes your makeup and face messy.
And you have to take a shower and all.
You can't even participate in a live show.
You don't have a chance.
Yes, yes, yes.
Go, go, go!
She's excited.
In this 30-minute "Goodbye, Mori-san",
only a few of you stand out like that.
It's not like it'll end without being shown on TV.
You take a shower and your face is messy.
Even if you don't stand out like that, you'll stand out enough.
It's okay.
Right?
No, no, no.
It's okay.
But there are mistakes in the cream law.
Mistakes?
There are mistakes, and I've experienced mistakes.
You've experienced mistakes.
You're a victim of mistakes.
I'm in the middle and everyone else is around me.
I'm halfway through and I'm like "pepepe".
It's really awkward.
You don't like it when you fail.
My feelings of "I don't like it" were conveyed to the person who hit me,
and I wasn't able to communicate properly.
I want to build a trust relationship.
Well, since you're on trial,
you can't leave it like this.
The reformed party will do it.
The reformed party has brought something that will definitely be left in Reiwa.
What is it?
This is it.
Moisturizing cream!
What is it?
Applause!
No, no, no!
What is it? Please tell us.
You know how there's a rumor that cream makes you sticky or your skin gets rough.
This time, in the cream,
we'll use hyaluronic acid that increases moisture retention!
Hyaluronic acid is added a lot.
It's good for your skin.
The more you bathe in it, the more beautiful you become and your skin becomes smooth.
We don't need young girls like you, Hiarunon-san.
Is that so?
I have to do it from the beginning.
Now, it's time for the 17 researchers to make their final appeals.
Yes, it's up to Kashiwagi if she will stay in Reiwa or not.
Let's see her final appeals!
Now, Kashiwagi-san.
Yes, this is everyone's role model.
She has already shown us that she can get excited like this.
To be honest, it's not a punishment game, but I don't know what it means.
She looks like a fortune-teller.
She is a fortune-teller.
She is always like this, isn't she?
How many times have you been hit by a bazooka?
I haven't counted it.
Oh, you haven't counted it!
Mr. Yakama!
You haven't counted the number of times you have been hit!
Now, it's time for her appeal!
Well, it's a supplement.
I see.
Now, it's your turn!
Wow, it's really close!
It's scary!
It's really close!
Wow!
Didn't you all laugh?
We laughed! We laughed!
We laughed!
Did you moisturize your skin?
I think my skin feels good.
Really?
It doesn't feel bad at all.
I'm scared of cows!
It's a murder scene!
It's early in the morning, isn't it?
Now, let's have the 17 members of "Dangerous Student" judge it!
Is it positive or negative?
"Cream Heart" has risen many times in "Heisei's Idol Program"!
While it's easy to laugh at it...
Some people say they can't participate in the next project!
Do we really need it in this era?!
Rewa idol 17th grader judges!
Could it be...?!
Please raise your arms!
Ta-dah!
And with that...
We approve!
You did it, Yuki!
You did it!
There are a lot of people who approve of you!
Wonderful!
Who are you, I'm sorry!
Are you Cookie-san?
Are you Cookie-san from when you did "Anmika-san"?
How about you, Sorara?
Do you approve of it?
When it comes to idol variety shows...
I think it's "cream puffs"
So I'd like to try it!
I'd like to try it!
Eri-chan!
Cream puffs are my biggest dream in life...
Biggest?!
Now that I've seen Yuki-san's cream puffs...
I want to try it more!
Wow!
You're growing up well!
I see...
And with that...
I approve!
Yes!
Cream puffs, 17th generation!
Eri-chan, please!
I want to try it!
No, no!
Cookies!
Then, 17th grade researcher, Eri-chan aka Hashimoto Eri-kun! First time ever, moisturizing cream method!
So, Eri-chan, how is it?
I'm really looking forward to it.
No, no, no, you're not looking forward to it.
You're doing it differently.
My family is happy.
I'm happy.
Well, let's do it!
Please do it!
Do your best!
Be careful!
Wow!
You're strong!
Wow!
Moisturizing cream method continues!
Next up is...
This is what's in the comprehensive report.
It's sumen.
Wow!
As you know, Hiradan is a weirdo.
Huh?
Isn't it okay for me to come back?
No, you can do it like this.
Oh, I can do it like this!
So, this is sumen.
First of all, do you have an opinion against it?
Yes, we do!
I can't imagine an idol spitting out food and being happy about it.
I can't imagine it!
And in the future, if you have a child,
you'll be told, "Is your mom spitting out something?"
You'll regret it for the rest of your life!
You're a bad friend!
Sumen is something you spit out and think it's funny, right?
Yes.
If you spit it out, it means you're wasting food.
I see!
It's persuasive.
Do you have an opinion against it?
Yes!
She said it!
Can I say it?
First of all, do you know what "sumen" is?
Do you know what "sumen" is?
I think you know it.
"Sumen" is really good for you.
I see.
You can get amino acid.
And you can make this show more exciting.
There are only good things.
I see.
And I think Yui said that food is a waste of time.
But I eat them all.
Oh, you ate them all?
But don't say "giho giho giho".
If you say "oh, I ate them all", it's not funny.
I see.
I can't eat it.
You eat it first.
Food is a technique.
Oh, technique.
I like "osu" too.
But I don't want you to use it as a punishment game.
Oh, I see.
Then you should stop saying "punishment game".
It's not a punishment game.
It's "osu" game.
"osu" game.
I think this game is also a very expensive punishment game.
Because if you close your eyes and suck, you'll get a big applause.
Yes.
You just have to suck.
You don't have to do anything.
Excuse me, Ms. Sojou.
Yes.
Why do you want a big applause with just sucking?
I know you're in the third class but...
Why do you want a big applause with just sucking?
You want it, right?
I see.
We're in a trial period.
We can't do it like this.
So we have several improvements.
Yes!
These are the improvements we want to leave in Erewa.
Here.
Healthy croissants!
Croissants?
This is amazing.
It has six times more amino acids.
Six times!
It's a super healthy soup made of croissants.
And each croissant is 10,000 yen.
It's not cheap! It's not cheap!
It's not cheap!
The sourness is getting better and better, so it's easier to react.
Now, it's time for "healthy croissant performance" by those who agree with the punishment game!
Now, you two, be confident.
The smell is really...
I said it's bad smell!
How about you, Mion?
It smells really good.
Oh, that's interesting!
It's really good!
Now, let's start with Mion.
Please!
Thank you for the food!
Just eat it normally.
That's right. It's good if you eat it normally.
Thank you for the food!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
It's really good!
Please try it, Chiyori-san.
It's slimy!
It's warm!
I don't know about that.
It's like this.
It's good!
Thank you for the food!
It's all good!
If it's Hii-chan, who loves duck,
I think she can eat it easily.
I want Hii-chan to eat it.
What?
You want Hii-chan to eat it?
I like duck.
I see!
Besides, it's 10,000 yen.
That's right!
So, the opposite party, the latest single's center, Honda Hitomi will challenge Kurosu-men!
I don't think it's good to spit it out.
I see!
The boss will eat properly.
I see!
Let's see!
Oh!
It's good, isn't it?
Thank you for the food!
It's good, isn't it?
That's right!
Oh!
It's good, isn't it?
I ate it!
You ate it!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it? It's good, isn't it?
It's not a punishment game, is it?
It's a push game.
A punishment game that has been passed down from ancient times for years because of its ease of use!
While sucking on it can cause a big explosion,
Is it really necessary for today's generation to have opinions that can't be shown to children in the future?
Reiwa idol 17th grade research student judges!
Is it really necessary for Reiwa?
Please vote for Reiwa!
A punishment game that has been passed down from ancient times for years because of its ease of use!
Is it really necessary for Reiwa?
17th grade research student judges!
How many votes? Are you in favor of it or against it?
Please raise your cards!
I want you to leave this one!
It's one vote difference, so it's against it!
It's one vote difference, but it's close!
If you vote in favor of it carelessly, you might be forced to do it.
I got it earlier, so...
The majority is against it!
So, in AKB48, we won't do it again in the future!
Maybe we'll do it in an era like the past, when compras are loose!
Next up is...
Here's the last topic for today's compra scene!
Echikusa Socks
No!
I don't like this!
Even we don't like it!
In the past, it was said that it was cool!
It's a punishment game to make you smell the socks of the staff who haven't been home for days!
First of all, the opposite opinion!
Amelin!
Well, this is...
The staff who are working hard...
The idol who doesn't like the staff's socks...
The third party who laughs at it...
This is bullying, isn't it?
You're sharp!
You like it!
Yes!
You smell it, don't you?
It will stay with you for the rest of your life!
Just by hearing "echikusa" or "socks"
It will remain in your head forever!
This is quite shocking!
What is it?
The third party!
Oh, good!
Did you get it, Iri?
I love smelly things.
You can't stand it!
I love it!
You can't stand it!
Stop it!
You're the only one who can't stand it!
You can't stand it!
I love it and I want to smell it.
And it's a momentary thing to smell it, so it doesn't take much time.
It's OK.
But it's Starx's private property, right?
Like "Tsubushita" and all.
So it doesn't cost much and I can feel that Starx is doing their best.
I can feel their gratitude once again. It's a wonderful experience.
You say it like it's a storm.
You say it like it's a storm, Hana-chan.
Because people who are watching don't know about smell.
I don't think you're watching, but...
Is it our job to tell you about it with our faces?
No, it's not your job.
It's our job to tell you about it.
But what if it's too smelly and you hit your head and get hurt?
What will you do?
I won't do it!
Why?
Because I love smelly things.
Why?
It's simple.
It's because you like smell!
No, it's because you like it.
Now, it's "Gekikusakutsusha"'s improvement proposal.
Improvement proposal.
You brought it, right?
I brought a new proposal that can be kept in peace.
Here it is!
It's "Gekikusamascot"!
It's cute!
It's new!
It's cute!
If it's "Gekikusakutsusha", what will you think of it?
Because it's dirty.
It's not good because it's dirty.
If it's a cute mascot, it's fine.
The previous "roba" also nodded.
Eri-chan also nodded.
Look at her delicate skin.
Cute.
Amazing.
Glossy.
roba
Stop it.
It's showtime!
Two cute "tora-chan" mascots will appear!
But, one of them is "gekikusa"!
From now on, we will see a more realistic reaction of "chiba" and "omori" who don't know which one is "kusai"!
Yes.
One, two...
Come in!
What?
Cute!
Now, please play with "tora-chan".
Please play with anything.
Ah, she chose it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Both of you.
Both of you are fine.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please smell it.
Please come closer and smell it.
First of all...
Thank you very much!
What does it smell like?
Did you smell it?
It smells like a toilet.
Hey, "chori"...
What?
"chori", is there something on it?
"tora-chan", please pick it up for her.
Is there something on it?
Hey, wait!
There is an anus on it!
No, no, no, no, no!
Shall I buy one for Elly, too?
How is it, Elly?
Oh, it smells like roses!
Hey! She doesn't like anything!
Now, let's have the 17 researchers judge!
This is a punishment game where you have to destroy the sense of smell of many idols!
Some say you can laugh in an instant...
Some say it's hard to convey the smell on the screen...
Is it really necessary in this day and age?!
The 17 researchers judge!
Will it be...?
Do you agree or disagree? Please raise your hands!
Is this punishment game necessary in this day and age?!
Judge time!
Do you agree or disagree? Please raise your hands!
No!
So, it's the opposite!
You're all wrong!
How about you, Yuki?
Even if I react, I'm afraid people around me won't laugh at me.
So, I think it's better to do something that's easy to understand than smell.
How about you, Yuki?
I think it's quite difficult to make people laugh with this.
Everyone wants to make people laugh!
I want to make people laugh!
How about you, Koko?
I agree!
She said it smelled like roses, so I thought it smelled like...
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's just blood.
So, the punishment game is...
It's mostly about not being able to convey the smell and it's sealed!
Even if you can't convey the smell on the screen, it might come back when the time comes!
How about you, Dr. Minegi?
Unexpectedly, 17 students were motivated to laugh and it made me realize that what we've been doing hasn't been in vain.
I was happy!
How about you, Sueya-san?
No, I mean...
These five people in a different group!
It's like a drama network!
Next week's topic is AKB!
Speaking of AKB...
It's "mouth-to-mouth", right?
Next week!
Break down the members who are "mouth-to-mouth"!
"Mouth-to-mouth" tour!
I was holding the microphone upright, so I thought it was suspicious...
Look forward to it!