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A.K.A.B spring church athletic meet!
This time, it's not just a regular sports day.
It's a sports day where only those who are lucky can survive.
Today's event is a sports day where luck is tested!
It's an event that has been done before in A.K.A.Bingo as well!
Help me!
This is also a punishment game event that has been done before!
Help me!
A sports day where you can mix sports and punishments will be held!
Luck is important for idols as well.
It's important, isn't it?
You don't want to push a girl who doesn't seem to be lucky, do you?
That's true.
What do you think, Seiya?
Yes, yes.
Do you have a lucky episode?
Of course, it's meeting A.K.A.B.!
He's trying his best to sell Kobe.
Well, that's part of it.
That's right.
But Soshina-san, you say you're pretty lucky, don't you?
I'm very lucky today.
The day before yesterday, I lost with a 1.7 million yen horse race.
You!
Who do you think is the host?
You're not!
No, I'm not.
You're not. You're the one who falls off in the first round.
So, this is a sports day.
In fact, it's already started!
Sports day.
I'm scared.
It's scary, isn't it?
Everyone, the T-shirt you're wearing now...
You took it off yourself in front of the dressing room, didn't you?
You chose it yourself, didn't you?
That's right!
In this costume, the members can freely take off the T-shirt in front of the dressing room!
In fact, luck had already been tested at this stage!
Everyone, look at the tag on the back of the T-shirt.
Can you see what's written on it?
No, no, no.
There's nothing.
Nothing?
There's no tag?
Made in Vietnam.
What do you think, everyone?
Is it written there?
What's wrong?
Gyo-ten-chan, what's wrong?
It says "fell off"!
So, Gyo-ten-san, you didn't have any luck, so you're disqualified!
And, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, but you fell off already?
Please take a seat in the big seat over there.
Wait, I had so much fun!
Just say what you want to say. It's already over.
I didn't have much experience in variety shows.
I thought I had it, but I fell off in the first round!
Yes, unfortunately, you fell off.
I just looked for the number.
Unfortunately...
Hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up!
Please take a seat.
Oh, no!
Now, let's get on with the first competition.
The first competition is...
"Don't stop dancing – Kyo-un gusto game"!
This is an ordinary chair game that you can often see in AKB games!
And what you mix in there is...
A chair that breaks!
And Kyo-un chair game is a mix of those two!
There are chairs for different numbers of people.
There are chairs for different numbers of people, but there is one chair that breaks when you sit on it.
And if you sit on it, you're out of luck and you're eliminated.
There are three rounds in total, but you can move sideways while dancing, so all three of you will be eliminated.
All three of you will be eliminated!
I'm not sure if we'll get a song we can dance to first...
The first song is "Modokare", a new song!
But here, unexpected things happen to the staff as well!
Then, Kyo-un gusto game, start!
Go for it!
It's a new song!
A new song?
A new song!
You can move!
Please move sideways.
Don't stick to the chair.
Are you going to stand out?
Are you going to choose the chair first?
Are you still dancing?
I'm scared!
Yes!
You're out of luck!
Huh?
Are you a chair?
Surprisingly, no chair breaks!
Is it because you're heavy?
Then, one by one, stand up and sit down.
Then, from Hii-chan, "Modokare" Hii-chan, go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
You didn't break in the beginning, did you?
No, I didn't. But I'm short, so I thought it might be that.
It's because you're light.
I'm short, but...
It's hard for you to say it yourself, isn't it? You're light.
That's frustrating!
How much do you weigh?
Well, I've gained 3kg recently, so...
About 67kg?
No, I'm not!
You're right!
The first "unlucky girl" is Nagisa Sakaguchi, who is the smallest among the members.
So, please leave the stage!
Please go to your seats.
Wow!
I'm so frustrated! I'm so happy!
Everyone, please go as hard as you can.
Yuiyui was a little unfair.
When she was dancing, she was always carrying a cardboard box in the back.
I saw it!
Please dance hard, too!
Thank you!
The next song is a popular dance song, "Nemo Hamo Rumor"!
"Lucky Girl" game, start!
Go for it!
Move to the side!
Don't look at the chair!
Dance, too!
Miyu-chan, dance properly!
I feel like I'm a model!
The camera is on!
Are you okay?
It's a good show!
Go for it!
It's the book that got me to sit in the chair the most!
Unlucky girl!
I thought you'd be able to run the fastest, but you look like you're in a hurry!
Sahee, how was it?
I was running the fastest of all of you, and I fell off first!
Yes, that's true.
Unfortunately, you'll have to move for analysis.
Onda Hitomi will be eliminated here.
Onda... Eh?! You're not lucky, you're in the center!
I'm in the center! AKB's face is...
Huh?! It's like an interesting accident in China!
Please call for rescue!
It's interesting in Asia!
New song "I'm Lying Down" center, Onda Hitomi!
Since you're an unlucky girl, you'll be eliminated here!
Onda's not lucky at all!
I'm a little worried about AKB's future.
You're in the center!
Next up is "Fortune Cookie in Love"!
Here we go!
Next up is the third round.
Yes! It seems like you have something to say, Mineishi-san.
I think you should dance a little more to make it look better!
Yes!
That's realistic!
Mineishi-sensei has put in a lot of effort into the members who are only interested in mystery games!
Now, who will do their best?!
Now, let's go. Third round, "Kyoun" mystery game, start!
Ah, she's looking at you!
You're looking at the chair, aren't you?!
You can't tell even if you're looking at it!
Please dance with all your might!
How is it?! How is it?!
Yes! You passed!
Yuiri!
I'm so frustrated!
You passed, didn't you, Yuriri?!
I'm so frustrated!
Yuriri-chan!
Was there a chair in front of you?!
Did you look up at it?!
Yes, I looked up at it!
You looked up at it and you failed, Yuriri!
You failed!
Yuriri-chan, you don't look as calm as you did in the living room!
The last unlucky girl in the "Kyoun" mystery game is Yuriri Murayama!
With that said, the remaining members are these 12 people!
How is it, looking at these unlucky people who failed?!
Surprisingly, I don't have any luck!
Sorry!
Erii, how is it, looking at these four people who failed?!
I'll do my best!
I have someone who has it, so leave the rest to me!
It's okay!
You were able to choose only one person!
No, no, you're wrong!
Please erase half of my face!
Now, let's move on to the next game!
"If you smell it, you'll win" A lucky balloon popping game!
What is this?!
Next up is "Luck-filled balloon popping game"!
However, one of them is a balloon with a fierce attack trapped in it!
It smells really bad.
It smells like an off-the-mat that hasn't been washed for about 40 years.
By the way, today's smell is a fart spray purchased at a major online shopping site!
First of all, let me introduce the members of the first match!
The first row! Team K members Zucchi-ko and Mizuki Yamauchi and Team A members Hiyoka Sakagawa!
Nice to meet you, Hiyoka-chan and me!
What's up with you?!
We're from different teams and we haven't had many chances to meet up.
It's our first time recording together, so we don't know much about each other yet.
Are you the youngest member of the team today?
You're 15 years old, Sakagawa-chan?
15 years old and fierce attack...
Are you okay with that?
I'm okay.
The second row! Team A members Oguri Yui and Tokunaga Remi!
I really admire Yui-san.
I'm happy we can work together like this, so I'll do my best!
I'm a little older than her, so I hope she'll pull me.
Remi is also very young, 15 years old.
Anyway, we're going to have a fierce attack on the youngest member.
The third row are Team A's Chiba Erii and Team Fou's Taniguchi Megu.
I'm a little scared of balloons.
Megu is also a little scared of balloons.
Yes, I'm not good at the sound of balloons exploding.
But Erii is the youngest member I'm looking forward to.
It's been seven years since I joined and it's finally my first time choosing members.
That's why we're both on it now.
I see.
Megu, don't you look like your father?
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, people say that a lot.
Maruyama Erii is impersonating his father.
You guys!
That's the worst.
It's the worst?
Yeah.
I think you're weirder than Maruyama Erii's standard.
Oh, really?
I think you're weirder than Maruyama Erii.
No, I'm not.
After this, it's finally time for the race!
Who will be the unlucky girl who loses her balloon?
Ganmi Dance
Pay attention to "Ganmi Dance" which is changing so fast!
It's AKB48's 59th single, "Motokare"!
It'll be released on May 18th!
These three teams will be participating in the first game of "Luck Test Balloon Split"!
Choose your favorite balloon out of the nine and split it into three!
However, if you split a bad-ass balloon, you'll be out of the game!
Seiya, please start.
On your marks...
Get set...
Go! Go!
Go for it!
She's fast!
Erii is fast!
They're holding hands!
Split it this way!
Split it! Split it!
Go for it!
Sorry! Sorry!
Come on! Come on!
The one who started with good skill is...
Oguri and Funaga P.A.!
And next is...
A little higher! Above the balloon!
It's not good to be above the balloon!
With all your heart! With all your heart!
A little higher! A little higher!
It's over! It's over!
Yamauchi-Sakagawa pair didn't get caught by the camera.
Finally, Chiba-Taniguchi pair...
They didn't get caught at all and had a big struggle!
I can do it! I can do it!
They didn't get caught at all!
Wait! Wait!
Your butt is OK, too!
- Your butt is OK, too! - Your butt is OK, too!
Change of rules!
- Ready, go! - OK!
- We're safe! - We're safe!
- We're lucky! - We're lucky!
- We're lucky, everyone! - We're lucky, everyone!
Now, Oguri and Takunaga and Yamauchi and Sakagawa have one more balloon to go!
OK! OK! OK!
The first pair who were lucky were Oguri and Takunaga!
OK! OK!
The second pair who were lucky were Yamauchi and Sakagawa!
And so...
- We haven't done it yet! - We haven't done it yet!
- Go, Eri! - The third one?
- Go for it! - Go for it!
OK, it's over!
- How was it? - How was it?
- Baaaaa!
Baaaaa!
- Now, Omegu and Eri are out of luck! - Baa!
- Eri, sorry! - Does it stink?
- Omegu! - Baa!
- Does it stink? - Like a bathroom in a park...
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- OK, you two have been out of luck! - Baa!
- It's a shame! - Baa!
- Now, go back to your seats! - Baa!
- We haven't done it yet! - We haven't done it yet!
After a fierce battle, Chiba Erii and Taniguchi Megu, unlucky girls, have left the tournament!
Next up is the second match! Here are the members!
First row is Team A's members, Shitao Miyu and Takahashi Ayane!
Ayane and I are...
We've been in the same team since our debut, so I'd like to do my best!
You two look like you get along well.
Next, the second row! Team A's Erina Oda and Team B's Minami Sato!
I've only met Minami Sato in 755.
Doesn't that mean you're the same age as your fans?
We're from the same place in Kanagawa Prefecture.
We're from the same place, so let's do our best!
It doesn't really matter.
Do you have anything in common?
I think we have a lot in common.
In a good way.
You two are crazy!
The third row is Team A's Okabe Rin and Team A's Okada Nana!
I don't know the benefits of this competition.
Why are you looking back like that?
Because balloons are scary.
This is a competitive sport competition, so please stand out.
Really?
Okada Nana, are you one of those girls who hits each other?
You have a strong friendship.
Once you hit each other...
I can't help but look forward to breaking balloons with you.
Now, let's start the second round of luck-testing balloon betting game!
Sueya-san, please!
Get ready for position!
After this, it's a hot-blooded luck-testing balloon betting game!
Open your mouth!
Hey, you're like Osmo!
Now, let's start the second round of luck-testing balloon betting game!
Sueya-san, please!
Get ready for position!
Go for it!
It's tight...
Now, bring back the balloon...
It looks like you're having a great time...
Rin-chan, you look like you're having a great time...
Now, how about this?
Wow!
Wonderful!
Go for it!
The one who cut the balloon is...
Okabe!
You can do it!
Go for it!
You're really fast!
Be energetic! Be energetic!
Go for it!
You got it!
Go for it!
Now, the first balloon is clear!
Go for it! Go for it!
Okabe is strong!
Go for it!
Now, be careful of the wall...
Rin-chan!
Lower your head!
Hey!
You look like an Osmo!
It's hard to cut it!
Rin-chan, you look like an Osmo!
How about this?
Now, your butt is OK!
Your butt is OK?
Your butt is OK!
Go for it!
Now, how about this?
How about this?
Are you OK?
Okabe is in one room!
Now, he can reach it quickly!
How about this?
Are you OK?
Now, Oda and Sato's pair have reached.
Takaashi and Shitao's pair have only broken one balloon.
But, the most important thing in a competition is luck.
Go for it! Go for it!
Shitao and Takaashi's pair are also going for it.
Go for it!
Use your butt. Use your butt.
Go for it!
Which pair will break the balloon?
Go for it!
Is Okamoto's pair OK?
Yes!
Okamoto's pair is OK. Win!
Okabe and Okada's pair have broken three balloons that don't smell.
Win here!
Now, only these two pairs are left.
Which one is the worst smell?
Which one?
Now, Oda and Sato's pair.
Go for it!
I can do it!
I'll break it first.
Are you OK?
How is it?
Is it smelly?
No, it doesn't smell.
There is only one balloon left.
This is bad.
Use your butt. Use your butt.
Oda and Eri are checking the smell.
How is it? How is it? How is it?
How is the smell?
It stinks.
You like it, don't you?
It stinks. It stinks. It stinks.
She's in a bad mood.
So, Oda Eri and Satomi Nabe have been eliminated.
What a shame!
Over here! Over here!
Now, Oda Eri, how does it smell?
Wait...
It stinks!
Wait...
What does it smell like?
Wait...
It stinks! Wait...
Wait...
It stinks too much.
Wait...
I don't know.
It's not "idol".
Don't say it!
Don't say it like that.
Satomi Na...
What does it smell like?
It stinks!
What should I do?
I don't know...
This is the worst!
Oda Eri, Satomi Nabe and Unlucky Girl have been eliminated.
So, these eight girls will advance to the third round!
It stinks so much!
But...
I can feel it.
You brought it with you, didn't you?
I brought it with me again.
You brought it with you?
Yes.
That's amazing!
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
After this, there will be a series of "on parade" and a series of "semi-final" matches!
Who will be the number one lucky girl?
Next episode...
We went through a lot.
That's true.
We went through a lot.
I regret that we failed.
The members also regret it.
It's a "semi-final" match between lucky girls and unlucky girls!
Unexpected troubles continue!
What's wrong?
Unstoppable food rangers!
Who will be the number one lucky girl?
Look forward to it!