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ON AIR SHARK AUCTION
Here we go.
The first "ON AIR SHARK AUCTION".
These are today's members.
Nice to meet you.
The AKB members are tired of us.
They are tired of us.
Are you not an AKB member?
No, I'm not.
They are our managers.
Oh, I'm glad.
Today's show is one hour late than usual.
I think no one is watching this show.
What?
I'm afraid of that.
Really?
You will kill "ON AIR SHARK" by auction.
I see.
Today's show is "ON AIR SHARK AUCTION" by AKB's managers.
If you kill "ON AIR SHARK" penalty game,
members in charge will be punished during the penalty game.
Where are AKB members?
AKB members are waiting in a separate room.
Let's have a break.
AKB members!
Yes!
Thank you.
As you can see from the monitor, there is a mosaic in the venue.
What?!
Oh, it's a mosaic.
Why?!
Yukirin still looks like a mosaic to us.
What?!
No way!
It's a mosaic.
First of all, let me introduce the managers who will participate in the auction.
I'm Mukaichi Mion, Yamauchi Mibuki and Chiba Erii.
I'm Naiki.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kashiwagi Yuki, Okada Nana and Kurano Nanami.
I'm Suzuki.
I'm Akkai Nanami, Sato Minami and Tokunaga Remi.
I'm Soumyou.
Soumyou.
I'm Hayashi. I'm in charge of Murayama Yuiri, Oomori Maho and Inagaki Kaori.
I'm in charge of Chitaomiu and Honda Hitomi.
I'm Makino.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Okabe Erii.
I'm Korikoro Koume.
Nice to meet you.
I'd like you to introduce yourself.
You're lucky to have a manager today.
Just me?
Ichiro, I'm counting on you.
Let me go.
No!
Is it a history book?
Do you know what "NG" means?
Yes, we do.
We've received information from Kayago.
What?
What is it?
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
For example...
Mom, everything is okay.
What?
My parents' permission...
In this day and age of Reiwa, no one is allowed to do "mouri style" without permission.
So, we ask for permission from people we know.
It's completely okay.
I see.
I see. I see. We're not doing anything wrong.
This time, we'll be using a virtual currency called "mine".
We'll distribute 2 million yen each to our managers, and they'll use this money to kill us!
Now, this is the first product of the auction!
The auction price is 10 seconds!
I'm so excited!
This is tough!
10 seconds is longer than 10 seconds!
Let's start the auction!
Let's go!
Starting from 10,000 yen!
10,000 yen!
It's 10,000 yen! How is it?
It's a terrible price!
It's 150,000 yen!
150,000 yen!
200,000 yen!
300,000 yen!
400,000 yen!
450,000 yen!
How is it?
It's 800,000 yen!
800,000 yen!
What is it?
It's 800,000 yen!
800,000 yen!
It's a terrible price!
It's terrible!
It's a terrible price at 800,000 yen!
What is this guy doing?
I don't know!
I don't know what you're doing on TV!
You're overdoing it!
It's a blue room auction!
What is it?
What are you thinking about?
I think Kashiwagi has to put a top bat on it.
That's a good idea!
Suzuki killed it for 800,000 yen!
I'm nervous!
Curtain, open!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
That's funny!
Wow!
That's funny!
Isn't it great?
That's great!
It's Suzuki!
That was really funny!
That's great!
You're a great talent!
Were you able to do it in 10 seconds?
That's great!
Kashiwagi's courage is the best!
What's wrong?
Oh, no, no!
Don't come out!
Let's press the button that you like.
Yes, I'll press it.
As expected of Ms. Nishiki!
Next up is a 30-second fan-chanting!
Face-to-face Rap or Berry!
I want to see idols' weird faces no matter what!
Mory and P developed this special item during the A.K.A. Bingo era!
Face-to-face Rap or Berry!
MINEGI and SUZAN, have you done this before?
I think I've done it before like this, but it might not have been accepted.
No matter how boring it is, we'll accept it.
On the contrary...
Are you buying it?
Let's start the auction!
Starting with 10,000 yen!
Here we go!
100,000 Yen, MINE!
100,000 Yen?!
On the first try?!
On the first try...
100,000 Yen, MINE!
You're a fortune-teller!
Why did you do that?
It's a Taimi auction.
We have to do it around here, or we won't be able to leave.
We had a bit of a fight, but...
Isn't that Makiro Shitao?
It's Makiro!
Apparently it's different!
We can't communicate at all!
By the way, according to Shitao's mother's survey...
I can't wait to see how her face will fall apart!
Makiro will auction off 100,000 Yen!
Let's do it!
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
That's good!
There's still some money left!
Chance time!
Kawaii time!
Please tell us your goal for this year!
My goal for this year is...
To sell myself!
Hey!
If you really rap, you won't be here anymore!
Normally you talk with your emotions!
That's true!
The next product is...
Giant balloon bomb with 100 yen support price!
Idols' frightened faces will be super weak and enjoyable!
Long seller punishment game that has been loved since Showa!
Giant Balloon Explosion Auction, Start!
Starting from #1!
#5!
#10!
#20!
#30!
#60!
#65!
#70!
#78!
#75!
#86!
#87!
#89!
#90!
#91!
#92!
#93!
#44!
#45!
#46!
#47!
#48!
#49!
#51!
#52!
#53!
#54!
#55!
#56!
#57!
#58!
#59!
#60!
#61!
#62!
#63!
#64!
#65!
Will it be as expected?
1 minute until auction! Giant Balloon Explosion!
Curtain, open!
Let's go, Ms. Minegishi!
The normal balloon is...
Wow!
Cute!
Wow! Scary!
Show me your face!
Wow! Scary!
Just looking at you is scary!
Cute! Cute!
Show me your face!
Show me your face! Show me your face!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
What? What? What happened?
It's a cockroach!
Oh, it's an insect!
It's an insect!
Wow, it's creepy!
It's creepy!
Wow!
Inaguchi-chan!
Inaguchi-chan, face the camera!
How was it, balloon?
I was surprised.
Cute.
Scary!
Scary, wasn't it?
It was scary.
I felt guilty, but I'm glad you showed us a good reaction.
Out of the three products, Suzuki-san, Hayashi-san and Makino-san have done a great job!
As you can see, there is still some money left!
The next product can be used by any idol!
An idea born in the Showa era! House Totsudou!
The time limit is one minute and thirty seconds!
There are two people who will do it.
The two people with the highest amount of money will be eliminated.
Starting with auction number one!
Okada 100,000!
Mukaichi 150,000!
Honda...
Wait, no!
Makino-san!
Honda...
160,000!
She's counting!
I really don't like it! I really can't do it!
If it doesn't come out, it's over!
Okada 200,000!
So, is there 200,000?
Asai 400,000!
Okada 200,000!
Is there 200,000? Is there 200,000?
No way!
There are only two people in the top two!
That's good!
Okay!
It's a draw!
I'm glad!
For a moment, Mukaichi's name came up, but...
No, it was a big mess!
Me and Hin-chan were like, "Stop it!"
We were like, "Stop it!"
It was really good!
Really, Makino-san!
Please stop it for now!
Okada 700,000!
Yes!
How is it?
I've always wanted to try panstas too!
Suzuki-san's management is amazing.
And Asai Nanami.
Why? You don't like it?
I don't like it! I want to look cute on TV!
I see. Soumyou-san, why do you like Asai?
I think she has a lot of guts.
She says she wants to look cute.
Her management is not wrong.
It's okay.
In Asai's mother's survey,
it is said that the uglier it is, the worse it is.
In this penalty game, the priority ranking is low.
Was it worth killing Asai?
1 minute and 30 seconds.
Panstamina!
You two, please face forward.
Here you go!
Oh, it's good!
I've never seen a face like this!
Asai-san, what do you think?
At first, I didn't like it at all.
But now that I'm getting a rank like this, I'm happy!
Now you can see it without a mosaic.
But now that you say it, it does look like a mosaic!
Okay, let's go!
Panstamina!
What am I?
Okay, let's start!
Fans and viewers, ready, go!
1 minute and 30 seconds!
That's good!
That's good! That's good!
That's great!
Step on it! Step on it!
That's dangerous!
It's a tough battle!
Either of you win and finish it!
That's dangerous! That's dangerous!
Keep your eyes on it!
It's going to end!
Pull it! Pull it!
OK!
It's over!
But this face is good, too!
This young man!
He has a good face!
I know you two well, but I've never seen a face like this!
I've never seen a face like this!
I've never seen a face like this, either!
A.K.B. has guts!
Thank you!
The next product is
The contents of the box are like this?
It's Mory P. Sayings
It's been around since the Edo era, but it's not strange!
it's a game that has swept all over Japan!
Two of the top two will be eliminated this time, too!
The weak ones have been eliminated so far!
Everyone, please look at the contents of the box and decide whether to kill or not!
First of all, in order to protect compliance,
the manager checks the contents of the box!
Wow!
It's good!
Wow!
Amazing!
No! No! No!
I don't like it!
Even for us,
it's a little...
I don't like it!
What do you think of their reaction?
I don't like it!
Let's check the balance again!
Who will buy these products?
These are today's eye-catching products.
Let's start with 10,000 yen!
Wow!
These eyes!
Let's start with 10!
I don't like it!
Rin Okabe!
50!
Mukaichi!
55!
And...
Fukushima!
Wow!
Yamauchi...
700,000 yen!
Yamauchi!
800,000 yen!
Omori!
Kuranosuke!
900,000 yen!
Wow!
Tokunaga!
1,100,000 yen!
Tokunaga!
Okabe!
Yes!
200,000 yen!
What!?
200,000 yen!
What!?
That's not good!
Ningengoku!
I said I didn't like it!
It's decided!
Wow!
And so...
Soumyou, who entered with 1,100,000 yen...
and Kono, who spent 1,000,000 yen in total...
were eliminated!
Now...
Tokunaga...
How do you feel?
I'm happy to be eliminated...
but I feel a little complicated...
Now...
What do you think about this, Kono?
It's a variety show...
and it's kind of lame...
I see...
It's old-fashioned...
I really want Okabe to touch this...
I want him to do it!
Now...
Kono!
I didn't like it!
Is it bad?
Will you get hurt?
I will!
No, no...
After this...
the penalty game will start!
Will the two of them...
play roles fitting for their roles?
Wow!
Ningen!
You're amazing!
Kono-san 100 million, Soumio-san 1.1 million and it was sold out in 4 minutes.
What's in the box?
Each of you will try one and a half minute each and you'll have 3 minutes in total.
You'll answer in 1 minute.
First, Okabe and Rin.
What's in the box?
A lizard!
What's in the box?
Ready, start!
You don't have much time!
You can do it!
A little lower!
Nice!
Nice reaction!
Lower!
She's crying.
You can do it!
A little more!
Nice!
You can do it!
You don't have to do such a terrible thing!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's OK!
You don't have much time!
Answer! Answer!
You have to touch the floor of the box.
How is it?
It's a little wet.
Wow!
It's moving!
It's so cute!
You don't have much time!
Is it smooth? Is it sticky?
Answer!
It's touching me!
Is it touching you?
It's not touching you.
Ten seconds left!
You can do it!
A little more!
Well done!
Good for you!
Next up is Remi Tokunaga!
Remi Tokunaga, start!
I don't like this, even for us.
You can do it!
A little more!
You can do it!
A little more!
Something hurts!
Something is on your right!
Something hurts...
You can do it!
A little more!
How does it feel?
It's realistic!
You did it!
For the first time!
You can do it!
But when doing it in your hands, set up like this...
Try doing it with both hands like this...
Well done!
You just danced "ендorsement"!
That's good.
Grab it. Grab it.
You don't have much time. You can do it.
I'm a fan of Tokunaga-chan's reaction.
Give me the last one!
Give me the last reaction!
Hold it! Hold it for the last one!
You can do it!
You're the best!
Okabe-rin, you too.
Grab it. Grab it.
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm holding it!
You're holding it!
I was about to grab it, but it started moving.
Don't cry!
Ok, you two.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please say "answer me with "one, two, three"!
One, two, three!
"Zuwai gani".
It's a pair of scissors that's been stuck in my finger.
It's a pair of scissors that's been stuck in your finger.
It's stuck in your finger!
It's really dangerous!
How about you, Kokura-rin?
It's a snake.
I once touched a snake when I was in kindergarten.
It felt like that.
I see.
Ok, you two. Let's see.
Here you go.
Hold it! Hold it!
Incorrect!
What could it be?
It's a snake!
But it looks like a "Zuwai gani" on the back!
What is it?
That's all for the items!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's a lie!
This is the end of today's auction.
What did you like the most, Saya-san?
Yukirin's electricity shocked me!
I'm sorry!
As expected!
As expected of a veteran!
Let's have fun one more time!
This is fun!
Next time...
It's a large-scale magic show!
A large-scale magic show was decided at the program center the other day!
Please bring it back!
If you win the large-scale show, you get 1,000 yen!
If you lose, you lose 1,000 yen!
Please look forward to it!
Don't worry!
Today's broadcast will be without mosaics.
You can watch it on Ruiland and Deaver!