AISubs v3.5
Bakuro Carling...
We're counting on you!
Like Carling, the one who has a stone closest to the center wins.
However, if you leave your stone outside of the blue frame...
You will be exposed for exorcism.
By the way, Ms. Minagishi and Ms. Mirami...
Was there an exorcism during the AKB era?
Yes, there was.
Jiminiya did it in a cheerful and energetic way.
But she didn't say a word in the dressing room.
The members told me that.
How about you, Seiya? Do you have any exorcism experience?
Comedians are always talked about in their talks.
Comedians are usually big from 1 to 100.
However, two exorcisms...
I made it from scratch.
I'm counting on you for exorcisms.
We're counting on you.
Now, let's get started.
The first match is Kashiwagi Team versus Okada Team.
First of all, this is Kashiwagi Team's behind-the- scenes story.
What is it?
Wow, what is it?
What is it?
Wait a minute.
I'm curious about it.
What is it?
I'm scared. Who will know it?
It's pretty hard.
It's hard.
It's pretty hard.
Here is Okada Team's behind-the-scenes story.
Oh, my.
First of all, she is particularly popular among AKB members now.
Chiba Erii.
I'll leave it to you.
Please.
She's good.
This is new.
How is it?
This is OK.
It's barely OK.
But, if you play it and it goes out of tune, you will be punished.
It's difficult.
Next is...
She can't sing AKB songs at all.
The youngest, Remi Tokunaga.
I'll do my best.
OK.
Please.
OK, go ahead.
Can I start?
Can you start?
She started!
She's good!
Wait a minute.
Simply, curling is funny.
Curling is funny.
OK, then...
Curling is funny.
Who provided this idea?
Me?
I heard you said something like this with your friends.
It's rumored.
I'm often told it's funny.
Because it's funny.
I'd like to smell it.
Can I?
I may sweat a lot.
Really?
It's funny.
Please.
It stinks!
AKB is good!
It smells like vomit!
Choose a word!
Vomit feet!
What is vomit feet?
But I like that smell.
Yes, it's your habit.
But it's good to think of it with a cute face.
Yes, like a handshaker.
Please stand up.
Handshaker?
Handshaker!
Handshaker is good!
Please wait for a moment.
Next is "I love anime! Fushigi-chan!"
Minami Sato!
Do you play it or put it in yourself?
I play it and put it in.
You play it and put it in.
If you do it, you win.
Then, go ahead!
I'll do it!
She's good!
She won!
Wait a minute! Carling is funny!
Carling is funny!
You guys are Carling group!
You are Carling group!
Next is "Asai Nanami!"
She is the first member to be selected in "Motokare Desu!"
What will you aim for?
I'll shoot Minami.
Me too!
The red team member...
I'll protect Negi-chan.
Please do it!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm watching "danson" now.
It's a channel specialized for sports.
It's "danson"!
It's a soccer channel.
It's funny!
Next up is "dai"'s "makesugirai", "kurano"'s "narumi".
What are you aiming for?
I want to hit either of them.
Satou and Minami are there too.
I think I'll get hit too.
Which one?
I'll aim for the right one.
"dari-chan", do your best!
Do you want me to push it right away?
Yes.
I want you to hit it with the first one.
Oh, I see.
Please do it!
Go for it!
Oh, it moved!
Oh, that was fast!
Next up is "kurano", "narumi", and "bakuro".
What is it?
"kurano" always comes out last.
Why is that?
Asai-san provided us with this.
Yes.
"naru-san" never reveals where you live to others.
What?
"naru-san" lets you go home first and tries to go home last.
"naru-san", aren't you going home?
no, you go home first.
That's suspicious!
It's a little mysterious.
Why is that?
I don't want to tell you.
No, it's not a secret.
Yes.
Where is it?
No, I won't tell you!
But...
It's not good.
If you don't go home last, does it mean someone will follow you?
No, I don't doubt it that much.
What could it be, Ms. Minegishi?
She lives in a luxury apartment.
Oh, it's the other way around!
Could you not make up stories for me?
She has been nominated for "the most beautiful face in Asia" by hundreds of people.
Look down!
This is difficult. What should I do?
The level is high.
Um... I want to play "satomina".
What?
I don't like it!
I'm scared.
Please!
I'll start.
Isn't it good?
It's good!
It's a shame! It's a shame!
It's a high level!
Now, let's look at the bottom.
This is it!
The bottom is for drinking and biting people's arms.
Now, the person who provided this is Mukai.
Yes!
Why?
We've had a drink together only one or two times, but we start getting drunk pretty quickly.
And from the middle, we start biting people's arms like this.
Why?
I bit my teammate's arm, Yuna Hattori's arm until it left a mark.
It hurts! It hurts!
Yuna has already recovered.
Doesn't it hurt?
I've never been bitten before.
I'm grateful for that.
Do you bite people all the time?
Only people you know?
Yes, only people you know.
So, Mukai and Jimiyo don't get along well?
Not anymore!
Not anymore.
Why do you bite people?
I wonder if my mouth gets lonely.
If your mouth gets lonely, do you bite people's arms?
Do you bite people's arms?
I want to bite people's arms every day.
Come, come, everybody!
I'll be waiting for you.
Next up is Nana Okada, who will be appearing in the 2.5 Dimension Musical!
From the middle, right?
Here I go.
Yes!
Here it comes!
Nana Okada!
Now, Okada.
Nana Okada.
Nana's tuna.
Here it is!
Anyway, it's underwear.
It's underwear!
What is it?
Underwear is...
It's really cute!
Stylish underwear, right?
Yes.
Are these provided by two people?
They are provided by two people!
Women's eyes and lace.
First of all, the shape is like a boxer!
It's a boxer's type, and it's like an animal's face.
It's like an animal's eye.
It's like a chihuahua's face.
Today, I'm wearing pink and four-legged panties.
It's scary.
The panties have a strong message.
But there's a reason for this.
Every year, I get panties from Miyon Mukaichi for my birthday present.
So it's Miyon's choice.
Why did you let me wear such a lame one?
I don't think it's lame. I think it suits you the best.
It suits me.
Well, Yukirin is the last one to go.
But I win, don't I?
Well, Yukirin throws it herself, and when it's out, she...
I'll definitely do it.
The last one is Yuki Kashiwagi, who just celebrated her 15th anniversary of her debut.
Don't look down. Well, if you could, please stand in the middle.
In the middle.
Well, Yukirin, please.
I'll do it.
Don't break your knee.
Don't laugh!
Wow!
It's out!
It's out.
Well, this is Kashiwagi Yuki's panty.
This is Kashiwagi Yuki's panty.
What is this?
This is the actual video.
A video?
Hey, hey, hey.
What a mess.
What are you doing?
When I do my first day of rehearsals,
my break time is getting shorter and shorter.
Everyone can do it in 30 minutes, but I need about 2 hours.
So I do it on stage.
Is it that different?
No.
Is it that different?
No.
Who filmed it?
I'm sorry, it was me.
You get involved in everything.
As expected of you.
The song is playing in the fourth volume.
While it's playing, I'm like this.
Don't do your makeup in front of the studio.
It's completely different from when it's dark.
You probably applied too much.
I'll be careful.
There are a lot of game sets,
but the stone at the center is red.
Kashiwagi team wins!
I'm glad.
Next up is Oguri team versus Honda team.
Let's see what they have.
This is Oguri team's behind-the-scenes story.
What is it?
What?
Fake, recent, remote meetings.
I know.
I really don't like it.
What is it?
And this is Honda team's behind-the-scenes story.
What is it?
It's funny on social media.
What is it?
It's pretty funny.
It's Maho Omori!
Congratulations!
First up is Maho Omori, who won first place at a live show the other day!
Maho-chan!
What's up?
You can do it!
What's up?
It was a mess last time.
Yes, it was a mess last time.
I know.
It's a mess, so...
Please.
Yes, I'll do it.
It said "don".
Here is Maho Omori's bag.
What is it?
Angel or Devil?
Is it?
No way!
Who provided it?
Yes.
Tell us about it.
In the beginning, I don't know if it's because I wanted fans to support me,
but I only sent the ground and my own feet.
And I wanted my fans to say "are you OK?"
I see.
In the beginning, I just became an idol, and I often got sick.
And I wanted my fans to know about it.
So I wanted to post a picture or something.
But it's weird to post your own face when you're sick, isn't it?
So I posted only my feet walking in the snow.
How can you be so sick?
How did you get sick?
I couldn't remember the dance.
Dance!
I see.
It happens once in a while, doesn't it?
Yes.
I got sick, too.
You got sick?
I was crying just because it was raining.
She's sick!
I was crying.
Next up is Prince Ibaraki, Rin Okabe!
I'm already a fan of Carling.
Even if I'm sick...
We're on a Carling show now.
Yes.
We're on a Carling show now.
Don't betray me.
You're on a high level.
OK.
Here we go.
This is important.
Wow!
Safe!
Next is "I love fortune-telling", Kaori Inagaki!
Well, then...
Is it "mogumogu" time?
Are you going to eat something?
Well, let's go! Please!
You're still weak, aren't you?
Well, here is the bag.
The handling of the stuffed animals is terrible.
Unexpectedly, the manager gave me a picture of it.
It's sticking out of its head and its legs are sticking out.
What does this mean?
I love stuffed animals so much.
You!
Didn't you put it in your bag?
Where do you put it in your house?
On the ceiling?
I hang it there.
It's scary.
What do you mean you hang it there?
I bought a hanging stick and hang it there.
Like this?
You make it sit.
Good for you.
You hang it there.
It's amazing.
I've only seen it in "France Pan".
It's in it.
It's in it, "France Pan".
"France Pan".
Next up is the number one AKB theater fan, Yui Murayama!
What are you aiming for?
I'll aim for the front of Rin-chan.
Good.
You'll protect her.
Good, good.
Yui.
You're good!
AKB is curling this year.
Let's go back to curling!
You're good at curling!
You're good!
Next up is Yamauchi Mizuki, who has experience as a center member of a single.
Mizuki!
You can do it!
Mizuki.
You can do it!
You were crazy last week.
Yes, I was crazy last week.
I was crazy AKB.
AKB.
Mizuki is crazy AKB.
Mizuki, are you confident?
Yes, I'm confident.
Aim for the middle and both of you go "bang"!
Good!
Let's go!
Start!
It's funny!
Go higher! Higher!
You can't do that!
Let's go in order!
First, Okabe and Rin!
Rin-chan!
Hey!
What do you mean?
We often have a meeting like "let's do our best like this" in a group
and we gather at 22 or 23 at night and say "let's do it"
and we want to go in during that time
and everyone participates with their cameras and mics off
so we don't get caught
and we always participate with our masks on
Are you one of the staff?
What?
Maybe Mori-san is one of them?
Mori-san is one of them!
And there is one more person
This is Suki's bike
What is it?
Let's go to school!
I'm scared
Who is it?
Maybe me
Kashiwagi-san
She really doesn't talk much
She enjoys her own time
Isn't that scary for you, Kashiwagi-san?
No, do you talk?
No, I don't talk
She is probably scared
What?
Oh, there she is!
What about you, Zucchi?
I do get nervous
Kashiwagi-san?
Yes
I'm sorry for being such a veteran
It's hard, isn't it?
Let's get along well
Next up is Director So!
What will you aim for?
I want to stick it in a circle
but I noticed that if it's like a wall, it will pop
so I'll try not to get too close
That's unusual
Director So, you can do it!
Should I go like this?
Please!
It's so much fun!
Now, this is Mion's bag.
Yes!
There is always a picture in her bag.
Oh, there is!
It's in her bag!
Who took it?
I'm scared. Who took it?
Oh, Ellie?
Unexpected!
Mion often sleeps in the dressing room, but she really only closes one-third of her eyes.
You don't know if she's sleeping or awake, do you?
But I really think she's closing her eyes.
She's opening her eyes.
Yes, she sometimes shows me her picture and asks me "Were you awake at this time?"
Yes, she does.
But I think she was awake.
You think so?
I sometimes can't see Mion because I sleep so much that I can say "Yes, I think so."
Don't you sleep every day?
I do!
You can't sleep?
And I think I'm conscious when I'm sleeping, but only my ears are awake.
When I'm called, I get up right away.
I can hear everything when I'm talking about Mion here.
That's scary.
You haven't slept yet in your life, have you?
Next is Honda Hitomi, who is the first center in "Motokare desu te!"
You have to put this in.
Yes, you're right.
I'd like to see Honda's back row.
I'm a little scared of back rows.
Then, please.
I'll do it.
Go for it!
She's good!
She's dancing with all her heart!
Let's move on.
The last four of the Oguri team!
What should we do?
The last one is the news idol, Oguri Yui!
I want to play with Hitomi.
Right?
But if Hitomi plays, Yui-rin will also play.
Yui-rin doesn't want to be played.
I really don't like it.
Then, let's go.
Please!
One, two...
Yui-rin!
Yui-rin! Yui-rin!
The last one is Yui Oguri!
Here we go! One, two...
Tasty! Tasty! Tasty! Tasty!
Tasty!
Tasty! Tasty!
Amazing!
Tasty!
Yes, Honda Hitomi's pillow and Chen's pillow.
As for dancing, it's provided by our seniors, Kashiwagi-san.
Oh, you're an informant!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
I've heard about you.
Is that so?
I went to Korea and I danced really hard.
During the lesson, I slowed down the video of us dancing.
I stopped it and said, "Yukirin-san, I can't move my legs."
I couldn't move my legs.
Oh, that's good!
I was simply scolded.
But it's a good thing, right?
Yes, it's good, but it's a little...
Honda-san, what do you think?
It's true that Yuki-san is dancing hard.
She's dancing hard!
I'm sorry!
She's dancing hard!
It's not a bad thing.
If I were in my 30s, I wouldn't be able to dance like this.
It's really amazing.
I see.
If you're in your 30s and you're dancing like this...
Yes.
If you're in your 30s...
It's not a bad thing.
You're smiling.
If you're in your 30s and you're an AKB member, you can't move like this.
No, no, no.
If I were in my 30s, I wouldn't be able to dance like this.
But you're really amazing and I always respect you.
How many times do you say "30s"?!
There were a lot of game sets.
The one closest to the center is red.
Team Oguri wins!
I could see AKB's new direction.
It's called curling.
They're that good?
It's decided!
It's curling training camp!
Next week...
Who is the most fashionable idol?
AKB's fashion No. 1 is decided!
3rd place, Maho Omori.
It's just a fashion battle.
But it's for real.
Seiya!
This time...
Fans will choose their outfits for you.
No. 1 is...
Look forward to it!