AISubs v3.7
Family Theater
It's a busy month and busy day.
Good morning!
As usual, young sheep have gathered without being told anything.
Good morning!
Please take a seat in front of me.
Thank you for having me.
And so...
The first place goes to Momoka Ito with 10 points!
First place?
What a wonderful result!
What is it?
What do you think, Momoka Ito?
What? What do you think?
I'm very happy about being first place, but what...
What is first place about?
I don't know.
You don't know what it is?
I don't know.
First of all, let's watch this video.
It's nostalgic.
Right?
What's wrong with you girls? You're just doing useless things!
You can't climb to the top of idols like that!
Do you understand?
The world is an era of idol domination!
Among the many idols out there!
What do you need to shave one head off?!
Masai!
Eh?!
Eh? Feelings? I feel like I can go all out!
As an idol, in order to get ahead of yourself, you need...
to attack as little as you can!
I said my salary was 100,000 yen a month, especially 120,000 yen!
I think I owe you 100,000 yen.
Wait! You have to do it just in time!
So!
Just in time?
In order to have fun with you all!
AKB48's last queen battle!
The rules are...
How to attack the last queen...
Five competitions in all...
And the final points will be announced!
The member with the highest points...
Will be given the title of "first last queen".
And...
Can you do it?
She has gone through countless "last queens"...
She has climbed up to AKB48's general director...
Mukaichi is in charge of viewing.
So, everyone...
Are you confident of winning?
Yes!
Eri-chan!
Yes!
Are you ready to attack the last queen?
I am!
So, everyone, the first round has already started.
Didn't you hear anything about length?
It's hair!
Wait, is that so?
Yes.
Yes, in fact, just before this recording,
each member was called out and hidden camera,
the content is...
Now, there is a project of a certain drama, and I would like you to take that audition,
which focuses on girls' high school baseball,
so cutting hair is a condition.
To appear in the drama,
how much hair can you cut is what we will try, but...
How much hair can you cut?
This much.
I don't like it at all.
Bob is doing his best.
And the first one to be called out is...
Kurumi Suzuki.
But I haven't done it in a short time since I joined AKB,
so I think it will be a long hair all the time.
I expect that she will protect her beauty.
What we would like to consult you about is...
It's a drama about girls' high school baseball.
Yes.
And there is a description of cutting hair.
And, to be honest with you,
how much hair can you cut is what we would like you to consult you about.
Eh...
How much?
Yes.
If you say "I will make you look like a prince",
I will be very impressed.
How much hair can you cut for appearing in a drama?
How much hair can you cut?
I don't like headdresses.
Well...
Like men's...
Yes, yes, yes.
Like cool-looking hair.
I don't like it if you cut it up.
Ah, I don't like it.
I can't do it.
She is angry.
Yes.
How much hair can you cut if you don't cut it on your shoulder?
Ah, I see.
I can cut my nails, too.
Ah, really?
Kurumi-chan is just as expected.
So, from the appearance of the drama, the visual priority is priority.
As a result of Suzuki saying that it's OK as long as it's Bob.
Next is Kudo.
I'm here. I feel like I'll protect Kasumin.
He's particular about long hair.
It seems like he has a life of hair.
I got a bokeh from my manager.
How long can you cut your hair?
Ah, I can't cut it at all.
What? Are you kidding me?
Wow!
For example, you can cut it with a bow tie.
Bow tie?
I can't do it with a bow tie.
As an idol, you can't end your life with it.
It's like Ayami Gouriki in the past.
Ah, I totally forgot about it.
Gouriki-tan.
It's like Gouriki-tan in this era.
Kudo with black hair and long hair is impressive,
but it's OK as long as it's not too short.
Next is Yamasaki.
As long as it's not Bob...
As long as it's not Bob, you can cut it up.
Ah, cut it up! Cut it up!
Well, if you think about it...
I like good-looking girls.
AKB48 can get into a voice line like Saya Miyazawa's in the idol activities.
If it's the leading role, can you cut it up?
If it's the leading role...
Can you cut it up?
Is it the leading role?
Hmm...
I don't know about it.
If it's the leading role, you can consider it.
So, everyone involved in the drama, we're waiting for your offers for leading roles.
Next is...
Masai-chan.
If you could do it, how much of your hair would you like to cut?
If you could cut it to the max, how long would you like it to be?
What?
Would it be too long?
Masai, would you like it to be too long?
What do you think?
If I were to say it, it would be okay up to here.
Up to here?!
Isn't it the longest?
Ever since I started doing it, I've never cut it above my collarbone.
I've always done it from the bottom of my heart.
Despite this unexpected situation, Masai can't give up his long hair.
Next is...
Eriko Hashimoto-chan.
She seems like she'd like a funny and funny way of living.
I feel like she'd say, "Oh, not at all."
If you could do it, how much of your hair would you like to cut?
When I was playing volleyball, it was about Shinoda Mariko-san's length.
Oh, it was about Shinoda Mariko-san's length in the past.
So I'd like it to be as short as possible.
Hashimoto would like it to be as short as possible.
However...
Would you like to ask Eriko-chan if she could do it in a funny way?
For example, would you do it if I asked you to pose in a funny way?
Absolutely...
Absolutely no.
Regardless of the drama or variety show, what would you do to pose?
I don't want to change the subject at all.
Regardless of the drama or variety show, what would you do to pose?
I'd like you to give me 100 million yen.
That's a lot of money.
Would you take that much money?
100 million yen. 100 million yen is enough.
What would you do with 100 million yen?
100 million yen.
100 million yen is not enough.
Lastly, 500 million yen. How about 500 million yen?
By the way, lastly...
How about 500 million yen?
Oh, 500 million yen is fine.
Oh, 500 million yen is fine. Thank you very much.
I'll buy it and it'll be 100 million yen.
You'll buy it and it'll be 100 million yen?
Oh, okay.
So, everyone involved in the industry...
We're waiting for BOSE's offer for 500 million yen.
And last but not least, Itou.
I've heard that Itou takes good care of his hair.
Since it's women's baseball, you'll be playing baseball.
Yes, that's right.
Yes, you can hit it or throw it.
That's cute.
If you were to cut your hair, how much would you cut it?
How much?
What do you think?
I'll do whatever I like.
Oh, really?
Oh, wow!
I think BOSE's offer is fine.
I think BOSE's offer is fine. It's okay.
I think BOSE's offer is fine.
I'll cut it to zero.
You're kidding me!
And last but not least, the smooth hairstyle of Masaka.
Itou.
It's for the drama!
I'll do whatever I like.
So, as you can see...
Despite Masai's long hair, Itou's smooth hairstyle is okay.
It's amazing.
Itou's hair is smooth for the drama.
It's funny.
Great!
I think it's better for you not to be a member of A.I.Z.L.E.
There are some seniors who became A.I.Z.L.E. members, but not many A.I.Z.L.E. members.
If it's for work, I can do anything.
What?
Amazing!
You mean you can do anything?
You can do anything?
The staff asked me, "Do you have a barricade today?"
But it's too weak.
If I had a barricade, I'd be able to go home in roses today.
Do you mean you're going to add points?
That's right.
As an idol, I want you to attack the limits that are allowed.
Yes, what is necessary as an idol.
It's not just cute, but also attacking the limits and leaving a strong impression on those who are watching.
So this time, I'm going to challenge you to various competitions to see how far you can attack the limits.
We're going to decide who's going to be the first queen of the limit!
Unreasonable quality is guaranteed.
Aftercare is also perfect.
National idol mass-produced factory.
NEMOS TV.
SEASON 43.
The second round of the final battle is...
Reveal your true self!
No make-up!
Everyone, when you were doing your make-up, you took a video of you from no make-up to make-up.
Yes, we did.
You were surprised, weren't you?
Yes, we were.
Yes!
During the "how far can you cut your hair?" part...
As an audition material, please remove your make-up from your bare face and let me take a video of you.
I see.
As an audition material, please remove your make-up from your bare face and let me take a video of you.
The video is...
We will play a reverse playback of "how far can you cut your hair?" until you have no make-up on.
If you think you can't do it anymore, please raise this card.
The one who can cut their hair until the end will win.
This is terrible.
You don't like it when we show you our true selves first, do you?
No, I don't like it.
The order of challenge will be decided by lottery.
"how far can you cut your hair?" will be shown in order.
First, Hashimoto will challenge.
Sometimes, I don't like it when we show you our true selves first.
What?
I don't like it when we show you our true selves first.
Then, I want you to cut your hair from the beginning to the end.
I want you to cut your hair from the beginning to the end.
Then, let's start.
Eri's "hardly no make-up" starts!
I don't like it at all.
But you said you wanted to cut your hair from the beginning to the end.
You said you wanted to cut your hair from the beginning to the end.
The last part of the challenge.
You look beautiful now.
It's been a long time since I said that.
It's a teardrop bag.
Teardrops disappear, don't they?
Yes, they do.
Really?
You're good at this.
Can you do it?
I got it!
Her face is almost no make up.
I think it's embarrassing to stop here, but Hashimoto has a record of 4 minutes and 31 seconds without make up.
She barely has no make up on. Next is Kudo's challenge.
Kasumin always has make up on for lessons, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
I'm really happy about it.
Even at 5 in the morning, only one of us has make up on.
She said it would take 3 hours for make up.
So I think it's a monster.
It's no longer "just barely", but just bad words.
Kudo, can you prove you're not a monster?
- Lipstick. - No lipstick at all.
Wait, lipsticks alone have such high quality?
Isn't it amazing?
- Brush. - Brush?
Are you really a makeup artist?
Are you a gyaru?
- Cheeks. - Oh, legs.
I want to see your cheeks disappear in a moment of change.
Don't you use a lot of blushers?
The color doesn't fade.
How many kinds of blushers do you use?
- Oh, I know! - I know!
- How about waking up prank? - I can't do that!
- You have to do it! - I can't do it!
- Three-hour monster. - Yes.
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- Do you think I should do it? - I'm sorry, you can't do it.
Well, let's think about the three-hour monster's wake-up prank.
Drive. The time to spin is one hour and fifty-four minutes and eleven seconds.
Masai continues.
One more step to the end! The record is 2 minutes and 46 seconds! And the fourth person, Yamazaki...
I can't show you my dry face.
Yamazaki's record is 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
And after this, Itou will try the last minute no-makeup.
But...
I'm getting excited.
The reason for her excitement is...
The last minute no-makeup. The fifth person is Itou.
The last minute no-makeup. Start!
I'm going to curl my bangs.
The angle is weird.
I'm doing my makeup like this.
Oh, something's stuck.
Mascara tends to stick to your eyelids.
Concealer.
It doesn't change at all.
It's the first time.
It's foundation.
It's foundation now.
Can you do it?
It doesn't change at all.
Is it the first cream?
It's foundation.
It's about 40 minutes including hair.
What?
With that said, Ito's make-up is almost done.
By the way, how much time did it take?
It's done!
It's fast.
28 minutes and 37 seconds.
This is...
3 hours and 30 minutes.
2 and a half hours shorter than Kudo.
And her make-up is almost done.
At last, it's Suzuki's turn.
I'll show you the real example of bare face and make-up.
That's right.
At last, no make-up and start!
Let's start again.
Kururun's last no make-up and start!
You look like a gal.
Do I look like a gal?
Don't you think you are too little?
You are right. The color is good, too.
I like you, pink.
Yukirin, I'm using it.
It's OK.
How do you like it?
Your eyebrows are gone.
Don't you have eyebrows?
I don't have eyebrows!
Don't you know KONTAKT?
I know KONTAKT!
Isn't it hot?
I'm out of breath.
The first face was too ugly.
The second face was better.
The first face was better.
Thank you very much.
With that, Suzuki also succeeded in the second face.
However, please believe me that this freeze image is not intentional.
And as you can see, the result of the second round is barely no-makeup.
Looking at it like this, I'm finally interested in Kudo's bare face, but...
The content of the third round of the final battle is...
Don't be scared of Director Shin Sou! Send it to me!
I was looking forward to this project the most!
From now on, Director Shin Sou will think of a message that the junior members will barely forgive.
Among them, I will give points to the members who had the last message.
And the first message will be sent to Director Sou in real time!
By the way, I will be the judge of this video!
If I get this message, I think I can forgive her.
If I can't forgive her...
And next time...
If I'm told this, I'll block you right away.
There are too many messages.
And...
The battle is getting more and more intense.
Can you take responsibility for this video?
No, I can't.
Family Theater
Why do you all have to be so cute?
The last message for the general director.
After joining AKB...
It's an instant block.
I think it's a good battle.
I think it's an instant block.
Ito's last minute talk is...
Thursday evening at 6.30pm.