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Family Theater
[Family Theater]
This time, we've gathered these little sheep.
It's too early in the morning.
There's no switch yet.
Why did you guys gather here?
I don't know.
We don't have anything in common.
Our team is in bad shape, too.
It's rare for us to wear school uniforms.
It's been a while.
Why do we wear school uniforms?
The reason is...
Good morning!
I'm Dr. Ogi.
It's my first time here.
According to my latest research,
this "peaceful state" that we call "idol war zone"
will end soon.
So, I'm going to tell you how I researched "how to survive."
I'm really lucky to hear this.
According to Ogi Beauty Research Center,
what you need to survive is...
CUTE!
Wow!
Is that so?
The project you will do is...
ANYWAY CUTE CONTEST!
Yeah!
Among all of us,
we will choose the cutest member!
Wow!
So, this project is...
CUTE CONTEST with only facial recognition!
You guys, in the recent survey,
in AKB48,
you chose the cutest member, didn't you?
Yes, we did!
This time,
the top 16 members will be chosen!
A survey is conducted to see who is the cutest member.
The top 16 members have been chosen.
The result will be determined by a one-on-one tournament.
On the street,
let's see which one is the cutest.
Since it's only a one-on-one tournament,
everyone will wear the same uniform.
Now,
the "cute" vote didn't go in at all!
Ms. Nakanishi!
I'll leave it to you!
The program's host is the out-of-ranking regular, Ms. Nakanishi.
So, everyone didn't vote for me, right?
Good luck!
It's not "good luck"!
The cutest member is me!
Do you want to win?
I will win for sure!
Who is the cutest member in AKB48?
Unrivaled quality guaranteed!
Perfect aftercare!
National idol mass-produced factory!
Nemous TV
Season 40!
Nemous TV Presents "Anyway, they're cute!"
Two people will appear on the street and ask people in general which one is cuter.
Excuse me.
Yes?
I think one person is not enough.
Did you notice?
This seat is a little vacant.
Ms. Shinozaki is heading there now.
Shinozaki was able to pass the audition because she couldn't participate.
Who do you think is the cutest?
How about you, Kyoka-chan?
Are you confident?
No, I'm not.
Do you think you're cute or not?
No, I'm not!
If you don't think you're cute, you can't participate in the audition.
The first place of "Anyway, they're cute!" is...
Nagisa Sakaguchi.
Nagi-chan, you've already won the first place from the members.
That means you're confident, right?
I'm confident.
Can I say something?
Yes, please.
I'm not the youngest here, but I'm still a high school student.
I can't lose to middle-aged women.
You're still young.
That's good.
You're still young.
Who will they compete against?
Let's decide by lottery.
The competition will be decided by lottery from "A" to "H" block.
Shinozaki is late and loses to "H" block.
No, I'm not!
It's decided that the opponent will be decided in a row by lottery.
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
I'm so nervous!
I'm a senior who I usually get along with.
I'm nervous.
I didn't want to win.
Oh, my God!
Don't worry. I'm looking forward to it.
When I first saw you in person, you had the most impressive face, didn't you?
That's where the impact comes from.
Bad words?
As you can see in the lottery results, the "gachinko" showdown is about to begin!
The stage of the showdown is Shibuya, a city of old men and women reborn with redevelopment.
The whereabouts of the winner will be monitored in the studio!
The first showdown was between "tokunaga" and "golden hair" of "tokutori ga unda kiseki".
My hair is flashy, so it's cute and messy for people I like.
But I think it would be tough for a salaryman.
So, I'm going to go for a young man in private clothes.
I think I have a better impression of myself.
I'm going to be young all the way.
The first showdown was between "tokutori ga unda kiseki" and "golden hair".
I definitely want to win.
I will never lose.
By the way, it's a one-shot game.
One-shot game?
Yes, they will catch people going to the city, but only one person will be judged.
Who do you think will be chosen?
At this time of the day...
At midnight, people with blond hair will probably be chosen.
The studio's prediction is very good.
Can Hirata find people with blond hair?
Then...
Blond hair...
Flashy hair...
A lot of people with blond hair passed by.
Really?
Hirata couldn't talk to people with blond hair.
Even if I think this person is good, I don't know if that person will accept my interview.
That's right. It's difficult.
Have you ever talked to people with blond hair?
It's my first time.
So I'm still nervous.
They said they were nervous when they talked to people with blond hair.
I think it's better for me to say it myself.
Tokunaga is in a hurry to leave a mark.
Excuse me, is it okay for you to shoot now?
Yes, it's okay.
I want you to choose which one is cute.
It's decided.
I think it would be difficult for me if it was Hala Limon.
I will paint it with my youth.
The moment of fate.
Which one is cute?
Yuki.
I like it better with my hair down.
You like it better with your hair down.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Surprisingly, Kamigata was the winner.
Hirata won by overturning expectations.
I lost, but if my hair was down, I would have won.
I've always liked ponytails, but today I hated myself for having ponytails.
Next up is a fierce competition between Azato Reijo Fujizono and Azato Gal Komiyama.
I didn't want Komiyama-san to win the most. So I was thinking about what to do.
If I had to say whether I'm a gal or a clean person, I'd say I'm a gal.
If I were a clean person, I'd win.
I think idol fans love Rei-chan's cute ponytail.
But for those who don't like idols, I don't know about ponytail.
It's a little weird for men.
Age doesn't matter, just a little brown hair for men.
Fujizono, who voted for Komiyama's cuteness, will she be able to beat her idol's face?
Komiyama is pretty rough.
I think men will be defeated in one fell swoop.
With that strategy?
Wait a minute.
Let's see who comes here.
Certainly.
Let's observe people.
Then, Komiyama quickly locks on her opponent.
I love you. No!
No! I love you!
I want you to lock me up.
No!
Do you have a choice?
No!
You are amazing!
She locked you up with her eyes.
I love you, Komiyama.
You are not allowed to say it.
They are deciding which one is cuter.
Which one is cuter?
Have you decided?
Yes, I have.
Have you decided?
Which one is cuter?
The moment of fate.
Which one is cuter?
I choose Komiyama Haruka.
Yes!
I knew you would choose me!
I like beautiful girls more than cute girls.
I'm happy for you.
Komiyama made a quick choice and won easily.
I'm frustrated.
I should have said it earlier.
No!
She locked me up with her eyes.
We won!
We did it!
Next up is the face-to-face battle between AKB48 members Mukaichi and Tanukigao.
I'm about 25 years old and I've been thinking that I want to be cute because I'm an idol, but I've been doing twintails a lot lately.
So I'm really happy to be chosen by 16 people like this.
I think my first impression is that I'm short, so I think I'll have an impact if I'm a tall man.
People call me "Tanukigao" a lot, so I don't know what I like.
But I don't like girls alone.
What do you mean?
Like a mirror for girls.
No way!
Hair color, too.
No way! I'll stop that.
I can see that you're a woman.
No way!
Miyo-san, can I talk to you?
Miyo-san, it's nice weather today, isn't it?
I think Japan accepts girls, so you're looking for girls, aren't you?
It's overwhelmingly negative among girls.
So what did Tanukigao come up with?
What about foreigners?
I wonder which one will be accepted.
She goes out to gamble, leaving the judge to unknown foreigners.
Can you do it?
You're a little tall, so you can do it, can't you?
Hello?
Camera okay?
Wow!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Idol TV, we are question you, okay?
What do you say "which" in English?
Can you speak English?
Wow!
The staff explains the purpose of the project.
Leon and Manaka, which one is cuter?
Since I'm an idol, I want to be cute.
But I don't know who will like it.
It's a gamble, really.
The moment of fate.
Which one is cuter?
Wow!
Face-to-face confrontation.
The judge is this foreigner.
The moment of fate.
Which one is cuter?
Fighting!
Cute.
Wow!
It's the worst!
Thank you!
Why?
Sorry.
The eyes?
Eyes?
Big eyes, yeah.
Big eyes.
Like Disney.
Disney?
It's Disney!
It's like Disney.
It must be Disney!
Face-to-face confrontation like anime characters.
I think I'm more of a "big eyes" person.
But...
That "nanaka" face of mine...
It was really cute.
I also tried my best to speak English, but...
I couldn't convey it.
I think I won thanks to my eyes wide open.
Next up is a face-to-face confrontation between Taniguchi and Yumo, but...
The person who raised their voice is reluctantly rejected.
The sixth time, a woman from America raised her voice reluctantly.
It's Ami.
Thank you very much.
Your eyes are so beautiful.
Yumoto won the synchronization battle.
Well, this is a matter of type, so I guess I wasn't his type.
Next up is the smile angel, Yamauchi versus the goddess of theater, Murayama.
Murayama's hair is short now, so I think you'll probably have different preferences.
Do you like short hair or long hair?
Do you like people with long hair?
I hope you can smile a lot and do your best with a smile.
Recently, my fans have increased a lot of young girls.
Things have changed a lot in the past, so I really want to go to girls.
I hope I can catch girls who come out of work at lunch time.
The winner is the judge of the people who go to the city.
Can it be?
Women are not just about hair or hair styles.
If you had a face like that, would you say you're cuter?
Is that so?
It's completely different, though.
You can do it! We're stopping now, so you have a chance!
It increased!
Do you have time?
Is it okay?
Do you have time now?
It's lunchtime, isn't it?
It's lunchtime!
She catches Mr. Oel for lunchtime.
Are you sure you're okay?
She's kind!
I'd like you to simply judge which one is cuter by first impression.
What do you think? Is it decided?
Have you decided?
Yes!
I hope I can catch a lot of girls who come out of work for lunchtime and take a break.
I hope I can smile a lot and do my best.
The moment of fate!
Which one is cuter?
Yuri-chan!
Thank you!
Can I ask you something?
Which one of you is cuter?
She's kind!
She's kind! Thank you!
Murayama won against her best friend's junior at the human race she had been aiming for!
I lost!
But I knew it!
I knew it was Yuri-san!
Yuri-san's female fans are crazy, so I'm a little frustrated.
I thought I wasn't good enough for my seniors yet.
Next up is Sakaguchi, #1 cutest member in the group, and Yamazaki, #3 in potential abilities.
The most popular among the members...
To be honest, I didn't want to get it, but I'm just a little older,
so I'd like to aim for people who like older people.
I know Sora-chan's twin tails,
so people who like anime will probably choose Sora-chan.
And people who are older?
I'd like to choose people who are younger.
She's chosen by the members, so it should be easy for her.
From the way she talks, I think her cuteness is second to none.
Just by talking a little, you can feel her charm.
Sakaguchi is determined to be #1, and she can't afford to lose.
I like people who have similar eyes.
But I'd like to choose people who are younger.
How about middle-aged men?
I don't like middle-aged men.
You don't like them?
Middle-aged men are...
While searching for people is difficult,
people are sending in hot gazes.
I don't like them.
High school girls?
That's good.
This will decide it.
What should we do?
Let's go!
Hello.
I'm doing an interview. Can we film you now?
Can we film you now?
What are you doing?
It's an AKB48 program.
I'm wondering which one is cuter.
Which one is cuter?
Is it over if neither of them is not cute?
No, no, no!
That's harsh!
I'm wondering which one is cuter.
If Sora-chan chooses this one, I'll be like "what?"
Surprisingly, I'll choose this one.
I'll choose Magi-chan.
I think she'll like beautiful girls.
Have you decided which one is cuter?
Have you decided?
It's decided!
If I could aim for someone who likes beautiful girls, I'd like to do it.
I'd like to choose a young girl.
It's the moment of fate!
Which one is cuter?
Ms. Yamazaki.
Thank you!
I'm happy!
You look happy!
I messed up.
Your face is typical.
Really?
I'm frustrated!
Yeah, my face...
The winner is Yamazaki, who lost in the first round.
There was someone who was looking at me.
I told that person, so I was like "oh no!"
But in the end, I told that person.
I'm frustrated!
She chose me because I'm cute, but I couldn't win.
I lost to her.
I'm sorry!
Next up is everyone's mascot, Hotei versus Rakuhosu Yamada!
Who will win and who will lose?
Do you have confidence?
Which do you think is cuter, me or the baby?
Which one is cuter?
Yamada-san!
Can I ask you why?
Because of your excited face.
Yay!
Yamada has won by targeting girls.
There's nothing I can do about it.
But I'm really happy that all of you chose me.
So I'm OK with it.
Next up is Suzuki and Shinozaki.
Who do you want to target?
I'm often told I'm "just the right woman".
I want to target married men.
I don't want to lose to men.
The next episode of Nemoth TV will be about cute contestants.
The top of cute contestants will be decided.
So cute!
Don't miss it!
Family Theater
I want to swing my arms.
The cute survival game for idols is now complete!
I think I can do it.
I want to win.
I can't lose here.
I really want to win!
Saturday night at 7:30pm.
Don't miss it!