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[Family Theater]
[One fine day]
[One fine day] It's been a long time since we've done this series together.
I don't think we've done anything like this since training camp.
Didn't you make a water slider?
Oh, that's right!
Isn't it a beautiful place?
It's the first time I've been to a place that's not dirty.
Well, I'll ask that guy about the details.
What is it?
Golden Age of AKB48!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
What? Golden Age?
That's not it!
From 2016, Yamauchi is the center!
In addition, Taguchi and Asai are now team captains!
Even if you say that you are the golden generation that will support AKB48 in the future,
it's not an exaggeration!
Yamauchi!
That's right, isn't it?!
That's right!
By the way, it's been six years since AKB48 joined!
You know each other well, don't you?
Of course!
Of course we know!
By the way, in a survey recently, you asked various questions about the same members, didn't you?
We did!
We will announce it this time!
Please look forward to it!
Sixteen Rankers!
Applause!
So, this time we're going to rank up sixteen members!
So, from now on, it's "Aniki"!
Please take care of me!
Aniki!
I'm Mirio Kada! Please take care of me!
Miri Miri-san!
MCs are the same.
Okappa, Peropero, Aniki.
Fans of sixteen members all over the country.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
This is the first time in about three and a half years
that we're planning to rank up sixteen members.
It's been about five and a half years since we joined AKB.
Even that small sixteen member
has now started to join various forms,
such as being a team leader and so on.
So, this time, we're going to do an emergency survey of all sixteen members
and create a ranking of various themes within the same group
in order for them to get to know each other better.
That's what I thought, but...
I'm not losing to Futsuki and Zun-chan!
I'm waiting for them to say I'm cute!
Please!
Could it be that my strategy will fail?
I probably won't be able to do anything, right?
Like cooking...
This is making me feel bad!
What will happen to the sixteen members who don't know what love is?
"Muchaburi" quality is guaranteed.
"Otter Care" is also perfect.
Community idol mass-produced factory.
"MEMORSEMI" Season 38!
The sixteen members who don't know what love is are obviously the sixteen ranking members!
This time, as a senior who knows sixteen members the best, she came to Murayama as well!
How is your relationship with Murayama-san with sixteen members?
I once produced for a theater performance.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Then, is it okay for me to say that you are a senior who knows about sixteen members the most?
That's how it is, isn't it?
"That's how it is, isn't it?" I wonder why I was called like that.
In the preliminary survey, we ranked sixteen members according to various themes.
The results of those results will be given.
First place will get eleven points, second place will get ten points, and last place will get one point.
According to each theme, we will announce the ranking that reflects everyone's results.
The first ranking theme is this!
Honestly, you're missing out on this!
"Honestly, you're missing out on this!" This means that your ranking is a little disappointing.
Are you okay with it? Is it okay for you, AKB members?
I think AKB members are okay with it, but sixteen members often fight with each other.
I'm a little worried about that.
They fight because they like each other.
Yes, they can say anything.
First of all, Murayama-san has predicted your ranking.
What!?
Murayama-san's ranking of "Honestly, you're missing out on this!" will go from first place to eleventh place!
Here it is!
Murayama-san thinks that "Honestly, you're missing out on this!" members are...
First place is Yamane Suzuha-san, second place is Inagaki Kaori-san, third place is Yamauchi Mizuki- san, and eleventh place is Mutou Orin-san.
So Murayama-san chose Yamane-san as "Honestly, you're missing out on this!" member.
What is the reason for this?
Well, first place Yamane Suzuha-chan and I are close in private life, too.
But there are quite a few moments when I wonder if I'm stupid.
That's true, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Recently, when I'm reading warning signs to customers in front of the stage,
I have a script in my hand, but I can't read kanji at all.
Can such a person read warning signs to customers?
That's right.
I mistake kanji for both "warning" and "sales"
and I keep biting my hand.
I wonder if it's okay. I've always thought like that.
Mutou-san, you think you're missing out on this, don't you?
Thank you.
Well, simply because she's Tom-san's little sister, I think she's smart, and she knows a lot of things, so I think she's pretty smart, too.
So, shall we get started right away?
Yes.
Let's do it.
In this theme, it will be a member who hasn't missed out on it yet.
First of all, it's 11th place!
It's out!
Asai Narami-san, thank you!
And 10th place is...
Suzuki Kurun-san, 54 points!
The booing is amazing!
9th place is...
Kurosu Haruka-san, 55 points! I'm convinced!
8th place is...
Nagatomo Hayami, 59 points!
And 7th place is...
Tanuchi Manaka, 60 points!
6th place is...
Mutou Olin, 63 points!
And 5th place is...
Yamauchi Mizuki, 71 points!
And the last one, 4th place is...
Yamane Suzuha, 74 points!
So, 11th place is announced as 4th place.
But, I heard "Eh?" somewhere.
As soon as Suzuki Kurun-san said "Eh?", everyone said "Eh?"
This is...
No, but...
I'm not out of place, but...
If you ask me whether I'm in 10th place or not, it's different.
There are people who are in 2nd or higher places.
But, you all chose it.
That's right.
You chose me and I'm in 10th place.
That's a strange story.
You chose me and I'm here, but you're out of place.
The staff didn't do it.
It's a genuine thing, isn't it?
As for the 10th place, I'll introduce you to the reasons why you were chosen.
I'll start with Asai-san.
You chose me and I'm here, but you're out of place.
That's your opinion, isn't it?
You've been firm from the beginning and you've never been out of place.
That's a wonderful opinion, isn't it?
Out of 11 people, 6 of you are in 11th place.
That means you think you're in 10th place.
In 10th place, Suzuki-san, this is Yamane-san's opinion, who chose you in 10th place.
You're not out of place at all, but you look like you're out of place.
I'm convinced!
Now that you mention it, you're definitely in the senior class.
You're probably the one who does that a lot.
But you're not getting along with him, are you?
You're not getting along with him, are you?
7th place is Taguchi Manakatsu.
Taguchi-san's signature...
His signature?
He chose his signature...
Nagatomo-san's...
Why?
Image of someone who isn't good at kanji.
Oh, yeah. I'm really bad at kanji.
He sits like this and says "hinadan", but he calls it "hanadan".
Where should I sit in hanadan?
Manaka-san can't even read English.
What does he say?
There's a song called "run, run, run" in his song "akb48".
He says "run, run, run".
Why do you get excited when you run and say "run, run, run"?!
Even from Yamane...
Yamane-san's opinion...
Sometimes you make a mistake with a serious face...
No one can notice it!
Is it about the song?
No, it's about a concert or a park.
I'll do the MC here, I'll do the song here, and I'll do the MC again.
I make a mistake with a serious face...
No one can notice it.
Even though you're the captain...
Team K members...
Even though you're the new captain, please support me!
Now, it's time for 5th place Yamauchi-san's and 5th place Asai-san's opinions.
I'm not good with directions and I'm always worried when I'm in my first place.
What does it mean, Asai-san?
I can't read the map in the first place.
There was a time when I couldn't even reach the AKB48 theater.
- In Akihabara? - Yes.
I knew I couldn't reach it, so I asked Narmin to tell me where I should turn in advance.
And when I went in that direction, I ended up going in the opposite direction.
Now, it's time for 4th place Yamane-san's and 1st place Michira-san's opinions.
- This is shocking! - What is it?
I didn't know eto.
And the excuse is "it's not in my area."
Shocking!
- Where is it? What prefecture? - Hyogo prefecture.
So you two from downtown don't have eto?
- No. - You don't, do you?
I didn't know it was a self-introduction.
- Self-introduction? - What is it?
It's something like "usagi doshi."
- I didn't know that at 16. - I didn't know either.
To be honest, I didn't know either.
"Eto" is...
- I knew it! - I'm "hitsuji doshi," but I can't say it all.
You can't say it all, but you knew "eto."
- Of course. - You're safe.
I'm going to say it all.
All of it.
- Michiera-san, let's go. - Yes.
Rei, ushi, tora, uu, tatsu, mii, uma, hitsuji, saru, tori, inu, ini.
Wow!
- Do you know it now? - Yes.
You can say it now, Yamada-san.
One, two...
Rei...
Why are you being spoiled?
You're not being spoiled for saying "eto," are you?
Rei...
Here are the top three members who didn't say it all.
First, we'll announce the third place.
I'll announce the third place.
To be honest, the third place member who didn't say it all is this person!
It's Michiera Saki!
- I knew it! - You said "eto" earlier, didn't you?
People say I look stupid.
Here is the main reason.
It seems that your previous image has succeeded.
Sato and Inanoki are left.
Which one is the second and first place?
To be honest, the second and first place members who didn't say it all will be announced at the same time.
It's this person!
Yes!
The second place!
The second place is Inagaki-san with 97 points and the first place is Satou Minami-san with 98 points!
The difference of 1 point is the first place, right?
The second place was good, Inagaki-san.
Yes, it was dangerous.
Out of 11 people, 5 people...
Ah, 1st place...
Out of 11 people, 5 people...
To be honest, 5 people are in 1st place.
Kurosu-san, you chose 1st place.
Sometimes you can't do the 16 pose.
And there are a lot of 5 o'clock tweets.
First of all, let's take a look at the 5 o'clock tweets posted on Twitter.
Look at this, everyone.
From 6 o'clock, I will probably make a delicious smoothie.
If you like it, come and drink it.
And from 11 o'clock, I will do it.
Scary!
8 o'clock and 11 o'clock...
I will kill 2 people in total.
This is scary!
I won't drink it!
Even if you thought it was scary, you posted it.
Was it okay?
No, I didn't notice it.
I don't get many tweets.
But there were a lot of them.
I wondered why.
But it was 5 o'clock.
Inagaki, please make sure you don't do it again.
Thank you for waiting.
Sato-san, you chose 1st place.
Among the 11 people, only 2 chose 1st place.
What?
There were fewer tweets than Inagaki-san.
But Sato-san chose 1st place out of 4 tweets.
Let me tell you why.
Asai-san chose 1st place.
She didn't do her homework the most.
She didn't listen to people who said she might have a hard time.
She doesn't follow homework rules.
She does things later than others.
Please do it properly!
She is serious and serious.
I'm sorry.
She is angry.
To be honest, "Nugget TV" ranking is decided like this.
But...
From now on, we will have "argument time".
If you don't agree with this ranking and you think it's weird, you can change it.
Please decide the final ranking together.
It's up to you.
Who chose it?
Saki-san said it earlier.
Who said it earlier?
Michie said it earlier.
Michie-san said it earlier, right?
Eto said it.
Who will you change it with?
Kururu.
Wait!
Why me?
Huh?
It's this.
It suits you.
No, no, no.
Everyone chose me as the first ten.
Why me before I knew it?
It's difficult.
The more I give you, the more I feel like it's delicious.
I'm afraid of being too modest.
I see.
The camera is on me now.
Let's do it.
No!
Kurumi-chan always teaches me how to dance.
No way...
I'll change it with Taguchi-san.
It's Taguchi-san!
Isn't he the captain?
He is the captain.
He is the captain!
But I didn't know it.
That's right!
That's right! It's here!
No, no, no!
That's right! Where are you, Suzuki-san?
I think I'm fine without cancer.
Are you sure?
Nice to meet you, Suzuki-san!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Why? Why? Why?
Takumi-san, it's like this.
Isn't it fine like this?
As an episode, we should remember this.
No, no, no!
It's "run, run", isn't it?
No, no, no!
I know!
Then, how about "mother"?
"Mama"!
Then, how about "suzuri"?
"M-m-m-mother"!
"M-o-o-ma"!
"M-o-o-z-e-r"!
OK! "M-o-z-e-r"!
It's re-decided!
So, here is the final result.
Kinshibe K, I'm worried about you.
Let's move on. Here is the next ranking theme.
Here it is, "sharp member ranking"!
This theme is also from Murayama's prediction.
First place is Yamane, second place is Yamaichi.
Yamane chose "sharpness" as the first and second place.
I'm sorry, Yamane is in first place twice in a row.
When I first met you, I saw you for the first time and thought,
Oh, this person is calculative.
I knew it right away.
You knew it right away!
Your way of using social media is wonderful.
When you have a handshake meeting or an online talk meeting,
or when you start applying for jobs,
you put on your cutest outfit and say,
Can you put it on for me?
Fans love it.
Members think it's amazing and respect it.
Now, let's take a look at the rankings
based on the votes of all the members of "sharp" and "g-rock".
First place is...
Haruka with 22 points!
And in 10th to 5th place,
it's hard to tell if it's future or real.
And in 4th place...
Haruka with 90 points!
And in 5th place, it's hard to tell if it's future or real.
I thought it would be lower.
So, when I first met you,
I was like, "Huh?"
Yeah, you're in second place.
I was like, "Huh?"
And then you didn't show up.
I was like, "Oh, no!"
I'm glad you're barely in 4th place.
Muto is in 5th place.
Muto, this is Kurosu's opinion, who chose you in 4th place.
When it comes to text messages and sentences,
you suddenly say a lot of things.
That's what you mean, Kurosu-san.
Usually, my voice is pretty low,
and I don't feel like I'm being rough.
But when it comes to social media,
I want to meet you two.
It doesn't have to be those words.
I think I'm a little rough on social media.
I see.
And finally...
That was close!
4th place!
4th place winner is...
Nagatomo and Yamane have the same opinion.
What is it?
Nagatomo said, "Can I have one mentai mochi cheese monja?"
And Payne said it in a different voice.
Yamane said, "Mentai mochi cheese monja" in such a serious voice that I can't stand it.
I'm really getting goosebumps.
Everyone is getting goosebumps!
What should we do? Everyone is getting goosebumps!
I wasn't there.
I heard what Payne said.
Her way of saying it was really scary.
Who witnessed it at the scene?
Yamane.
Do you think it's Yamane's shop?
Yes. When the clerk came,
Manaka said, "Um...
Mentai mochi cheese monja, one."
She said it.
One. One.
One.
And she took her hands like this.
She said it.
She says she does it, Taguchi-san.
I did it.
There are times when you do it consciously.
Taguchi, be careful.
And finally, the third place member, top three, is...
I want them to be in the third place.
Third place.
They're definitely lower than us.
Right?
Shall we announce the third place members?
The third place members are...
These people!
Yamane Suzuha gets 94 points!
Yamane-san has escaped!
Let's introduce the reasons.
The third place member, Kurosu-san's opinion is...
She said she purposely used Kansai dialect, and I thought it was cunning.
This is Kurosu-san's opinion!
Since there are a lot of Kanto members,
just by using Kansai dialect, I can be remembered, and I stand out,
so I thought she was purposely using it.
She said it!
She said it, and I thought it was cunning.
She used it as an evidence.
I can't stop sweating.
The rest are Suzuki and Nagatomo's cunningness is at the top.
I thought cunningness was a cute image in society,
but when I got to 16th place, everyone said cunningness is stupid.
Everyone said it!
So, being chosen like that in 16th place is really...
No, I said cunningness is first place.
I also said first place!
Both of you! Both of you!
Both of you think alike!
The results are...
Here it is!
It's here!
Second place Nagatomo-san, 99 points!
And first place is Suzuki-san!
Surprisingly, you exceeded 100 points!
You got healthy points!
Now, the second cunning member, Nagatomo-san!
I will introduce you the reason.
Yes.
Kurosu-san, who was chosen first place.
Yes.
Kurosu-san's opinion.
Your SNS comments are cunning.
You are always taking selfies.
When you are in a lesson, you want to know the choreography.
When you are asked "Do you watch it often?", you say "No, I watch it when I am anxious".
But as Kurumi said earlier, being mischievous is not a bad thing.
I don't think being mischievous is a bad thing.
In general, being mischievous is cute, isn't it, Yuuri-san?
Oh, it depends on people.
I see. It depends on people.
Why is she so mischievous and noisy?
Let me tell you the reason.
Muto-san chose 4th place.
When Kurumi says "You are cute", you say "I know that".
She taught me this.
To whom?
To my senior, Kato Rena-san.
Renaki-san told me "You are cute" a lot.
At first, I said "No, it's not like that" or "Thank you".
But Renaki-san said "No, you can't say that".
I have to say "I know that".
Since then, I have been trying to say "I know that" every time.
Kato Rena-san, self-proclaimed.
Yes, that's right.
And 4th place, Asai-san chose 4th place again.
She knows how cute she is.
So, she knows how to be called "cute".
She is mischievous.
My eyes are twitching.
My twitching eyes are looking at me.
But I am waiting for people to say "You are cute".
Oh, you are waiting for people to say "No, you can't say that".
Your eyes are saying something.
When I say it, I make a very arrogant face.
Arrogant face.
So, this topic is settled without any arguments.
Murayama-san chose 4th place.
I think it was almost correct.
By the way, Murayama-san, was there anyone who was mischievous in 13th place?
Yes, Iwatate Saho-chan.
But, among us, Saho is funny because she can be teased.
Yes.
When I saw the ranking, I thought that only 2nd place Ayamin Nagatomo-san can't be teased.
What do you mean?
I thought you were a devil.
But, everyone, please don't quarrel with me.
Let's forget about it when this show is over.
Yes.
The next episode of "Month TV" is the second episode of "16th Rankers".
I have never been moved.
The members of "Month TV" are going to make a wave of positive remarks.
I won't give up.
She won't give up.
I won't give up.
I don't think I can do anything.
I can't cook or cook.
The quarrels are getting more heated up.
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I can cook and I'm beautiful.
I want to show off.
However!
I'm not just stylish.
I've never been moved.
I'm calm and I don't have any real skills.
I think I can be anyone if I improve my skills.
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